An HFY Story : A God Called Fred | 2380 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

[@badjer4328]

100 situps, 100 pushups, 100 squats, and run 10km.... EVERY, SINGLE, DAY

[@villanousvic323]

This is in fact true, if there is a cute one must boop the snoot

[@allenmorgan1007]

It is Universal Law, after all.

[@nathandc]

This is The Way

[@villanousvic323]

@@nathandc this is the way

[@Terran.Marine.2]

I want the missing rules. Um. No slavery. No bullying. Boop the snoot. So that's 15 missing. 5 at least.

[@valtiel2589]

Thank you for narrating one of my silly scribblings :) this is a REWRITE of a much older story with the same premise. i figured it needed a better story and more clickbaity title.

[@boywonderrr71]

❤❤❤

[@USS_Grey_Ghost]

Are we sure that human is just Q Fecking around

[@117bertold7]

I could definietly listen to a continuation of this story. Fred messing around in that world more would be hilarious

[@einyv]

You are talented. When I see farmwitch as the author I get excited because I know it will be good!!

[@ZM1306]

Scribble more! Tis good!

[@erushi5503]

Fred is such a chaotic good guy its so wholesome ahahaha

[@Terran.Marine.2]

It's me. Except I'm not a God.

[@Kualinar]

Seems like Fred like that fantasy world populated by all manner of legendary creatures.

[@deussalt4479]

Damn thats a good story. Thought it's a shame that nobody got the chance to ask Fred for a few trog skeletons for historical preservation. For the Agro-rythm!

[@BalthusDirein]

All hail our savior Fred, for da Skwerl for da nest

[@Corvidknows]

That list of "Six Ways to Ascend" could be made into a poster, I'd buy one!

[@greanstreak04]

All hail Fred, and the algorithm. Bless Agro with sound health and subscribers. Bless us all with well chosen stories.

[@mattbrown5511]

Amen, now please pass the beer and ammo.

[@TheShadyProtector]

Just my personal beliefs here, but I wouldn't ask a powerful dimensional beingfor anything. 1: There is always a price. 2: You never know what exactly you are getting into. 3: Anything worth having is worth getting on your own. That way it is yours and you are not beholden to anyone else. Anyway, enough philosophy. Love the story.

[@DisIzDaName]

Maybe don't ask for something you COULD get on your own: money, big muscles, etc... On the other hand, if a God is literally handing out freebies just because they're in a good mood? I mean, why NOT see if you can get a miracle or two? Old friends back to life like they were never even hurt, an undefeatable threat to the sentient life removed completely, or maybe something like a detailed instruction manual for how to become a god...

[@zyeborm]

A cure for cancer? Rid world of AIDS or Malaria? Lots of things you could ask for that'd help. Knowledge on how to build fusion power and or economical grid scale storage batteries. Grand unified theory of everything, ie combining quantum mechanics and relativity along with whatever else we are currently missing.

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great story; Excellent narration! I look forward to more stories featuring Fred...and maybe his brother "Bob"? LOL!!!

[@nathlech919]

“I kissed a god and I liked it”

[@williamcastro3017]

He should have asked the Five adventurers to take him to the best tavern in town! 😁

[@EeBee51]

For the Squirrel, both for his excellent narrations and taste in stories.... 👍👍

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

fred is a God I could get behind!

[@GrigoriZhukov]

All the nutz, may they never be forgotten.

[@larsharris]

Make darn sure no slavery is going on anywhere by the end of the year.

[@zuzax1656]

All Fred would have to say is that he could bring them back like he did with the others. He could bring them back at any place, at any time, and those Trogs would be pissed.

[@jakemallory4239]

WTF Fred is a demon, he exterminated an entire race on a whim.

[@mattbrown5511]

But it was a good and honorable whim.

[@Zippyser]

Yeah but there are hundreds like it. And he just said from that world. He didn't say he killed them. Just that he got rid of them. He could probably put them back if things aren't respected.

[@OGSontar]

That was a nice story, and, as always, beautifully narrated. Thank you very much.

[@EanGrimes-yz2yd]

This story just became the backstory for my new d&d campaign

[@HowardVangorder]

Oh God....I would be a Fred. (Context I just enjoy being involved with pretty much anything, like a lil bit of chaos to spice things up and last but not least the stories that come from existence but who here doesn't 😉)

[@leonievanheerden7090]

Much thanks and appreciation for the longer story 💐 For the Squirrel, the author, the algorithm and the pretty like button ⭐❣️👽

[@noahkleugh9323]

Praise be to Fred!

[@StarForgers]

Waiting for the Aggressive Squirrel Fred to engage!

[@wulf_za]

Enjoyed this story very much, many thanks.

[@ombrepourpre7562]

Thanks for the 📚📜 A pretty fun one, if really chaotic and nonsensical 😂

[@dragonriderabens9761]

Fred giving off massive Sheogorath vibes AND I LOVE IT!!!

[@bloodcult5262]

Love you squirrel

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Okay that was...interesting. Started out as one story, became another. Trippy.

[@kanaancross317]

Love these videos. I think you should look into doing a couple of audio books.

[@USS_Grey_Ghost]

Are we sure that human is just Q Fecking around

[@loganshaw4527]

Does Q drink I thought that was a human with the powers of a Q.

[@USS_Grey_Ghost]

@@loganshaw4527 yea I think I drank some in TNG

[@amberpelton5679]

Great story! For the algorithm and the beard!!

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

yay 1 minute thats a record for me lol

[@davethompson3326]

There is no God but Jeff! I suppose Fred drinking tea makes him close.

[@fredlowe1087]

I prefer whiskey, but a drink is a drink. lol

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D algorithm 4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video.

[@derekstein6193]

14:54-15:02 I was originally on the fence with Fred, but the fact he knows and maintains the Universal Laws means he is good in my book.

[@ufoe20011]

For da skwerl For da rythm that is algo For da attack catapilliars

[@genericuser984]

cool

[@jeanannd]

Good story!

[@jamesback8024]

That was awesome.

[@WingManFang1]

I would’ve been the more brute force approach to becoming as such…but also I’d have done pretty much the same. Really great story!

[@Xerdar36]

A very good story

[@nathandc]

I enjoyed it!

[@ihtfp01]

Despite the title, for the first twenty minutes I was sure Fred was just a high level BARD fucking around...

[@quinnhasse9170]

1 here early ( feels strange) 2 wasn't there a sentient nebula cloud(god) named fred or is that a different story, i realize this could be that story remake

[@valtiel2589]

no that was Jeff the Sentient Singularity.

[@lordvader6322]

I want a series of the adventures of fred

[@leightondoswell453]

We need a Fred. Great work Argo. Thank you for the story FarmWhich4275.

[@williammitchell2046]

Fully behind the idea that humans would be the equivalent of fae gods. Unknowable, unpredictable, and sure they may grant your reauest if you ask nicely, but theres always a price

[@vinnyganzano1930]

Stick around and to know a certain Elf a bit better?

[@ShaddySoldier]

This is some peak reddit writing

[@Renegadebane]

Who let Sheogorath out of the Shivering Isles and gave him all the skooma?

[@GR3YD3ATH]

ah should have change them to puppies... 😞

[@NPCNo-xm2li]

Fred seems to have gone a bit coo-coo over the millennia. That extermination method is instant and permanent traumatization for whoever had to witness it

[@Terran.Marine.2]

Going to share with a very small channel.

[@MidnightSmoke]

All Hail God Fred. Here is a like and comment for the awesome story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the KZbin algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@SoManyDogs]

Snoot booping is a multi-universal law. It is the 0th great filter. No civilization will ascend until it has learn to properly boop and to Cherish and Protec the snoots that are bootable .

[@derekstein6193]

Boopable, not "bootable". Might need to fix that, lest Fred hear of it.

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

VULCAN LIVES !

[@luzifershadres]

So, fred searched for an world with attractive elves and some good Beer and casualy clensed 20 worlds of the first great filter on his way.

[@gromtar]

Fred? wasn't he at the bar?

[@valtiel2589]

no that was Jeff.

[@gromtar]

@@valtiel2589 Ah you are right .... nearly ordered a beer. 🤣

[@fredlowe1087]

I was, but... lol

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@pillowprog2136]

You look awfully sick today, are you ok? Love your vid as always.

[@jonlobello7151]

That deserves a "follow up"! And, very good narration too, Jim!

[@tracewallace23]

I love this story🙂 A "God" I could really support💪 and believe in👍 All Hail Fred the Altruistic, Affectionate, Amazing, Alcohol Imbibing, (A$$H°L€ of you're a Trog) Slavery Hating, God of the people 🙏👏 May Fred be the Highest for all time😉 YEEAAA Fred 👍🤠 LMAO🤣 On another note, could anyone else make out the very faint music in the background? 😶‍🌫️🤷🏻‍♂️

[@halslusher6030]

Long time no see.

[@bad1cj]

Hope those trog don’t evolve in the void to become the denim thieves! I like my jeans and my genes to stay where they are…

[@Dragonbear13-k2r]

Wonderful humor and entertainment! Thanks to the author and the Squirrel. Strange, in my fantasy world I made a law also banning slavery. If a person or persons wanted to enter my society and they possessed slaves they had to manumit their slaves upon entry or they were denied entry. I created my fantasy world nearly 25 years ago for all my GIJoe-type figures.

[@merlinathrawes746]

I would suggest that the Emperor and his nobles ENFORCE that new law. Otherwise they could go the way of the TROG and new rulers may need to be found.

[@fredlowe1087]

Sure it's Fred, and not Cayden? lol

[@RustyEcks]

CLICKETY CLICK!!! WITH ENERGY!!!

[@quinnhasse9170]

imagine somebody makes a trog scary by giving it logic

[@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456]

For the algorithm

[@DeathclawJedi]

Aw you read "please don't Eat me" as "please don't Hurt me" I feel that was a missed good joke there. Oh well great reading none the less.😁 Edit... Hey I gotta ask where the hell did you get that cool coat and does it come in black?

[@AgroSquerril]

It was made for me , I am thinking of making the next one black and red or purple

[@lrmackmcbride7498]

Next bob, fred's brother, shows up because fred unbalanced the ecology.

[@HeilTec]

👍

[@Avigorus]

Request: Humans are Omnivores.

[@oldbutnotdead1]

...algorithm...

[@TheRealInscrutable]

200K

[@EricFletcher-ty8bq]

Well someone left a Q loose

[@merlinwizard1000]

4th, 29 April 2024

[@gk5891]

Fred seems like a decent sort (genocidal tendencies excepted), but I have a feeling you don't want to be the target of his humor.

[@mattbrown5511]

Fred has a bit of flamboyance to him. I'd buy him a few pints though.

[@159tony]

Appears out of nowhere Shows off his godly powers for fun. Tells them he will extinguish and entire species to help them. Demands they end slavery. Thanks snaps. Doesn't elaborate further Indulges in alcoholism Truly a god among gods.

[@Savinterra]

Godspeed Fred

[@mattcain7247]

Get that God a beer

[@beingsneaky]

Ah now Fred.. That universe already has it own god.. lol ah the worship of FRED. sacrifice the first of your Finest beer to him to get a boon.. lol and Boop the snoot.. lol

[@danielboro2000]

not up to par. it was good but you can, and did, better nartions. missed a number of writen nariton orders in the story.

[@Code_Machine]

I... prefer the AI unfortunately. Sorry

[@ombrepourpre7562]

I hate AI read story... But each is own like and dislike. You do you, I do me 😉

[@EeBee51]

@poiujnbvcxdswq Hey... Don't knock Bluey !!! 😠😉

[@Searik]

Narration was good, but the story just came across as a weak combination of 'lol, so random' humour and teenage wish fulfillment.