A HFY Story : Reconsider the Invasion | 2116 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

[@Maddog3060]

Galactic Trust HQ: Xeno 1: "What do you mean they made an alliance?!" Xeno 2: "Just that, sir; the Laggo have signed on to the humans' "Interstellar Coalition", with only a small exchange of reparations in the form of resources; no planets changed hands." Xeno 1: "But we sent them to attack the humans! The whole point was to sow distrust between the two biggest threats in that arm of the galaxy while we rebuild from our losses!" Xeno 2: [Maybe if you actually read my briefing on their history you'd understand you stupid piece of-] "Yes sir. Alas, it has failed and we must consider defensive plans." Xeno 1: "Defensive? The Trust? The monkeys may have held off some invasions but once the full might of the trust is thrown at them they will break! Now, how goes the rearmament plan?" Xeno 2: [We are so screwed. I hope the humans allow defectors to live.] "Well sir, the Zagamesh have..."

[@monicaclark8453]

become a spy or just be more useful alive than dead

[@Saffi____]

Every time he says Laggo all my head hears is Lego and I imagine lego figures fighting humanity. Oh how lovely imagination is.

[@jeffreyharris3440]

I thought that too. I wonder if the author did that intentionally, kinda like an Easter Egg.

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

seconds that... also , now i want to dig out the dusty but ohhh SO! treasured ...treasure chest chapped big box of lego from my youth and make a castle full of lego soldiers that reaches to an adults chin agen ^^ hehehe... who needs minecraft when you got the real thing! its even 'save data corruption' resistant XD

[@TheGreyGhost873]

Same thing here 😂

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Me too

[@TheGreyGhost873]

@@Amoth_oth_ras_shash well until the dog or cat comes by

[@Inufan2005]

Poor guy, he tried to warn his brother. Good on him for doing his research though.

[@Wastelandman7000]

If half the species in these stories believed their research they wouldn't have started up with us LOL

[@Phyrior]

@@Wastelandman7000 Of course not, that's why they got the Laggo to do it for them... XP

[@jukkiivi4282]

This was the wholesomest curbstomp ever. For some reason I think the Galactic Trust won't be handled so gently. Thanks for finding and narrating this wonderful story. In the hallowed words of HFY: MOAR!

[@Maddog3060]

Yeah; tricked into attacking us, mainly because they don't have much options otherwise? We might get a bit peeved at the Laggo but we'd know the real cause behind it. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy, and thus a potential ally.

[@SteveB-nx2uo]

Ha, I was in basic training with a guy named Barlow we were both combat engineers he had the best range results with the m16 so he got to fire an actual shoulder fired rocket

[@jeff669]

Aww ft.lostinthewoods... good times. Our guy missed his at4 shot. G35 in Nov 05

[@SteveB-nx2uo]

@@jeff669 Yessir, I went in the summer so it was a bit hot for me. I joined in 07.

[@MidnightSmoke]

I liked it when the lieutenant just smiled and went on. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@Wastelandman7000]

Kind of, "If you only knew old man" LOL

[@johncochran8497]

When describing the size of the ships in the invasion fleet, all I could do was think "Wonder how they'd react when they see Dahak from the Dahak series by David Weber. To wit, the _smaller_ version of Dahak is introduced to the story while disguised as Earth's _Moon_. He gets larger later. And is merely one of thousands.

[@Wastelandman7000]

There are lots of those planet sized ships in sci-fi going way back. My first exposure was EE Smith's Skylark series.

[@johncochran8497]

@@Wastelandman7000 At least Weber is recent enough that the navigator and bridge crew aren't using slide rules and books filled with tables of functions.

[@Tang0Fox1]

​@@johncochran8497 that brings back painful memories.

[@DoctorRobertNeville]

I can see it now. The Grand Admiral speaking to the Empire begging them to not attack the Humans. Telling them that the Humans are insane as a species. Telling the Empire that the Humans have something called a "Planet Buster Bomb", and they are not afraid of using it. Then watching the Humans using these devices against them.

[@jacknedry3925]

Humans: So, you have chosen death... NEVER underestimate your enemy...

[@robertstoneking7916]

The zeno thinks we quit giving our children war games. We just backed off on the genocide tactics.

[@Wastelandman7000]

...until they make us really angry. (thinking of other stories Agro has read)

[@csi1392]

OUR CHILDREN WILL NOT TOLERATE BEING DENIDE THEIR VIDEO GAMES

[@halukan9728]

for now..

[@markuhler2664]

Extend the hand of friendship. If it's rebuffed, break out the nukes.

[@Stormblessed72]

... And that's how I ended up in your POW camp 🤣

[@ColdNapalm42]

That's a great relief. I guess that means you no longer let your children train in simulated warfare from a tender age? *silence*

[@seldonwright4345]

Mentally har Har Har

[@Kualinar]

What do you mean, no linger let our children train in simulated warfare ? Simulated warfare games are very popular. In fact, they are probably more popular that ever. On the other hand, we have long given up on genocide. We much prefer peace treaties, collaboration and forging alliances.

[@JaxMerrick]

I've been listening to your work since the early chapters of "When Deathworlders Meet", and I'm always craving your next narration. I have to say, seeing you in the flesh kind of reminds me of Rodger Delgado's Master from Doctor Who. Perhaps we should start calling you "The Raconteur"?

[@TheMelbournelad]

I love these stories on how they see humanity. Not the chosen people, but some mentality unhinged gentle giant with ADHD and Autism. Tread carefully or wake the beast

[@Kualinar]

And some self inflicted PTSD at the specie level...

[@alfredsutton4412]

Thank you to the handsome voice actor, the creative author of the story, and the algorithm for allowing this to be presented!❤

[@verilyheld]

"We don't do those sort of things any more." True, buuuut do they do those any less? With humans, always check the fine print!

[@peterwalls-qf7ii]

Typical Human Insanity. They denied you membership? They did the same to us ! What say we gather ourselves a crew, and go show them how we feel?

[@kennethwright5664]

"You son of a bitch, I'm in!"

[@jamesbondoo81]

Damn it. Humans - always gathering a crew to go and do something or other.

[@Sarindanvelor]

humans: we're going to go make our own galactic council with blackjack, and hookers

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo "So yeah, we kicked your butts, but we know you were just trying to get in good with the big bad so they wouldn't conquer you. Now you can get in good with us instead." This is one of the few I read before you voiced it.

[@yomogami4561]

very entertaining story and narration i hope the author continues the storyline. i want to see the galactic trust brought low but eventually. let's read/hear stories of the new alliance assembling and fight raiding privateers from the trust trying to disturb the new alliance

[@SergeyWaytov]

Saaaame, would love to see the Trust's faces when they're getting curbstomped in waaaay much less wholesome way

[@techristopher8077]

Very interesting story to be certain. A fine delivery

[@georgerowe9166]

Love the stories and love your narration of them! Oh, maybe, just maybe this is the reason for the Fermi Paradox? (Diabolical laughter in the background!)

[@rosebloodwater13]

Famous last words. Sound and glorious victory indeed. 😅

[@truekurayami]

Not for him, but his people will see it.

[@kennethwright5664]

​@@truekurayami Yep, stomping the Galactic Trust is going to be a glorious victory for all of them.

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

Agro is foamy as a grumpy old man teehee

[@deakonfates7511]

love every story you narrate, so glad I found this channel.

[@jeremydanchuk1897]

I am betting he was hedging his bets and standing next to the escape pod waiting for it to all go to hell

[@silvadelshaladin]

Breer should stop so thoroughly defeating the head of the Royal Xenohistory Department at Klaktok(a card game where money is bet). Maybe then he would have been told the truth about the Humans earlier.

[@Wastelandman7000]

Breer old boy, you have been righteously set up LOL (I typed that half way through the tale because I could see what was going to happen)

[@ShawndaPrawn]

Honestly, that bit at the end about an inter species coalition reminds me of the current events of the Destiny timeline. Humanity’s been fighting against 4 invading alien races for centuries, and now 2 of them have become our allies because we’ve been kicking their arses for so long (among other factors), they’ve realised the best was to play nice. Granted, it’s a bit more complicated than I’m making it out, but still…

[@oblivion_rose1889]

As they say, "the enemy of my enemy is my friend"

[@flyboy6392]

Ironically stated by a man who was then later betrayed by the enemy of his enemy.

[@MinnesotaCouchpotato]

I prefer the more modern version "the enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy, no more no less".

[@malikevans634]

"... start wars over the distribution of beverages?" Me: ... Which war was that again?

[@PocoToro]

Coke vs Pepsi

[@malikevans634]

@@PocoToro Classic. Thanks, by the way.👍

[@Maddog3060]

Tea, I believe. The British love their tea.

[@Wastelandman7000]

@@Maddog3060 Correct.

[@Wastelandman7000]

If you think that's wild the French and Mexico almost went to war over pastries....I am not kidding. Happened in the 1800's. Some French guy was selling Pastries somewhere in Mexico and the Mexican soldiers kept taking his wares without paying. He complained to the French ambassador. The French sent a fleet to blockade Mexican ports. They glared at each other a while before common sense kicked in.

[@RandomTrinidadian]

Humanity.... the only ones to ever step on a Leggo and hurt it instead 😁

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

Lol having so much fun in chat forgot to press play sozzled agro

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@markfergerson2145]

That was a fun one. Hope there’s more to come. For the algorithm!

[@CaptainShield]

Greatest Of All Time!

[@maxjjackson]

.... and yeah, me too on the hearing 'Lego' every time.....!

[@shardinhand1243]

my all time favorite alien invansion gone wrong has to be the one from the end of hitch hickers guide to the galaxy... for those who havint seen the film or the short invasion after it i wont spoil the fun yall enjoy for those who already know, ya know ^^

[@lemax6865]

*SPOILER ALERT* If I recall correctly, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the book series, not the original radio show) ends with the Vogons finding the second copy of Earth and blowing it up again, in the biggest "fuck you for caring" move ever pulled by an author.

[@shardinhand1243]

@@lemax6865 thats somewhat interesting to know, thanks.

[@shardinhand1243]

@@lemax6865 but more importantly im interested to know... who was the second missile?

[@shardinhand1243]

@@lemax6865 the missile that became a pot of flowers... who where they? and what did they mean by thinking oh no not again....

[@lemax6865]

@@shardinhand1243 That's an interesting one, actually. That flower was bestowed an oft reincarnated soul that, in every single one of its lives, saw itself killed directly or indirectly by Arthur Dent. Or, at least, Arthur Dent was involved in the event at some point, in some way (one of its lives was a cow that was slaughtered for meat, and one of the burgers was eaten by Arthur). At some point in the story, Arthur gets kidnapped by that being, who explains this to him in order to justify why they're going to kill him in revenge. When the flower came into existence and realised that it was falling to its end, it understood its situation instantly and could only react with a dejected thought.

[@cayana2319]

Man I kept thinking of Lego battleships lol. I had to restart it and read the scrolling text to understand what it was supposed to be.

[@tomaszkarwik6357]

5:23 ah yes digital combat emulator (btw love that the op did not use bf/cod in this section)

[@Kualinar]

The Galactic Trust is going to get Very, Very, VERRRRYYYYYYYYYYY sorry in a few years...

[@unspacy2099ad]

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@najroe]

for the algorithm and the good things

[@TJCID22]

So he decided to listen to his gut. Where all the feces is.

[@ulysees321]

Plot twist the proposal they send him back to the emperor with is bomb that destroys half their planet😂

[@Maeshalanadae]

Can’t ever see why aliens don’t understand a handshake. It’s a way to gauge physical strength and to show you hold no weapon in your dominant hand.

[@FutureMan420Blazer]

This would be a kickass hollywood film! part 1 ned here and then part 2 for the smackdown haha! Also typical biatchass megacorp/trust trying to rip you off.

[@JRMshadow260a]

Nice story... Dude I love that jacket... Did you get it on line??? I haven't found one that was even close yet.. Thought I am a really bad researcher too.. LOL

[@Shinobubu]

End of story. End of the Trust.

[@teobratuteodor1728]

When you change the character's perspective you sound like you are drunk and ready to puke. 😆

[@KuDastardly]

That's prolly why they lost to the humans, lol.

[@merlinathrawes746]

Somebody out there doesn't like humans. I can't imagine why.

[@kurtismiller9544]

For the Skwerl and his Nest!

[@Maddog3060]

And all the nuts he collects!

[@kurtismiller9544]

@@Maddog3060 ::::: points to all the comments:::: and look how many he's collected just here ..... LoL

[@Maddog3060]

@@kurtismiller9544 Exactly. ;)

[@sadcabbage5105]

0:30 ain't no way

[@genericuser984]

cool

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@MilBard]

For the alogorythmn😊

[@blastphantomgames6369]

A yet should be added to that anymore. Someone could pull that mode out if they keep playing the wrong games.

[@blastphantomgames6369]

Thinking your above it is just asking for it to no longer stay buried

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@maxjjackson]

Ah, the old quality quantity question....

[@alistairwolfe6644]

cool

[@danielgioiosa9845]

Why do I keep hearing Lego?

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@silenttitan416]

I kinda hate when writers use the term "eon" when refering to millenia. An eon, is a billion years

[@acefire4050]

You don't need just nuclear bombs exploded behind you to move your ship because you use other bombs and missiles and blow up right behind you ship to do the exact same thing. But more known they use rocket boosters. But I got a better way something that gives zero ignition zero carbon dioxide hundred percent reusable and never have to refuel ever again and the damnedest thing it works and smaller crafts call models.

[@merlinwizard1000]

2nd, 10 May 2023

[@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456]

Algorithm

[@TheJeikou]

Comment

[@beingsneaky]

Yeah well lets hope the story dies nit end there.

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

[@williamroesch3681]

[@archer_of_azure]

Anyone else hear "Lego" engineers?

[@Wastelandman7000]

The first couple of times LOL

[@HeilTec]

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