'Sir! The enemy has dispatched a squadron of fighters!' 'Deploy the windshield wipers!'
@aminudin1411 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@jj_gaming258911 ай бұрын
This made me audibly laugh
@keulron229011 ай бұрын
Xenos: *Throwing their overpowered ships at humanity and waiting for the inevitable victory* Imperium of Man: “Could you stop throwing your legos? I don’t feel like putting them in the bucket for you.”
@kyle1893411 ай бұрын
thankyou for letting us know of your home world. we shall take it from you
@dragoneverde479311 ай бұрын
Aliens: "Behold our Supercarriers..." Humans: "hold my beer..."
@LordNeros11 ай бұрын
or Humans: "oh, you also have a civilian space Toyota?"
@@LordNeros yes the corporacion civilian spacecraft will be this small.
@warhawkbm7 ай бұрын
"Hold my Beer" crushes two Supercarriers placing the beer in the aliens care.
@Bagolyharcos2 ай бұрын
Humans: "oh nice toys"
@Silverizael11 ай бұрын
I mean, when talking assault space craft in the far future, 550 meters does sound rather puny and indeed light craft.
@_realghost_11 ай бұрын
Yeah even today we regularly build ships here on earth that are over 300m long and the Jahre Viking was over 450m long, so classifiing a ship in the far future with 550m length as a super carrier really seems puny.
@xzardas54111 ай бұрын
@@_realghost_ Not to mention that most carriers in the navies around the world can carry around 80 fighters, fleet carriers go over 100 aircraft. Quite amusing that mighty supercarrier has capacity of pre space era vessel.
@VestedUTuber11 ай бұрын
Not necessarily. That far into the future we really don't know exactly how big ships would actually be, so we can only really go by speculation from science fiction. 550 meters might be small-ish by Star Wars standards, around mid-bulk cruiser size, for example, but it's actually bigger than the Constitution-class USS Enterprise (TOS, not Kelvin Timeline) from Star Trek, and a bit smaller than the BC-304 from Stargate (which, admittedly, is one of the smaller capital ships from Stargate but that's a series where most factions just mass-produce their largest ships without any tactical consideration). So, for a carrier, 550 meters would be on the small side, but not necessarily tiny.
@aidankeys853411 ай бұрын
Especially when they're space faring craft not weighed down by limitations such as buoyancy.
@kacpermalina30811 ай бұрын
@_realghost_ in star wars carriers have 4 kilometers lenght, and heavy carriers 7 in length and 7 in width and 6 in hight making them gigant.
@smokinggnu658411 ай бұрын
When they described the specifics of what they classify as a "supercarrier" i was somewhat confused. that just sounded like a normal or light carrier to me. A supercarrier would carry many hundreds of fighters or even ships of frigate size, like the UNSC Infinity does.
@mr5yy11 ай бұрын
Bingo; it’s like a modern aircraft carrier. You’re average one holds up to 60 while a fleet carrier holds over a 100.
@blockmg942511 ай бұрын
It's a carrier that carry its own escorts.
@ignaciocorreaalvano64811 ай бұрын
Thats the point, their expectations for a ship are way higher than for us, for us a space supercarrier should carry at least 500 fighters and have at 1 AA turret every 5 meters, but for them 150 fighters is an exceptional capacity
@ca54810 ай бұрын
This is basically saying it can hold 100 infinities and the frigates in the same style if its blocking out the sun. And who can say. That the thing holding the infinities is only a carrier.....
@porsche-sandoesnotundersta818411 ай бұрын
Ah yes. The Proportional Human Fleet. Yes very human!
@dgurevich111 ай бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/iYuoZaN7gMhpjbs
@jewwinfrey646011 ай бұрын
Quack bang out. He dropped a video today too
@gbgamer947411 ай бұрын
Less the proportional and more Dundee's, "That's not a knife..."
@feuerling11 ай бұрын
The design is very human. Very easy to use!
@dvorgaz11 ай бұрын
proportional fleet for a proportional response
@halofly311 ай бұрын
This entire video could be summed up as Fleetmaster: Eagerly attempting to f*ck around. Scoutmaster: Desperately trying to stop the council from finding out.
@izgeribigyula11 ай бұрын
What other species call super carrier is the basic unit in Human fleets. Great story, keep them coming.
@MrJustonemorevoice11 ай бұрын
*When you poke a fallen Empire in Stellaris*
@anderewisp111 ай бұрын
Me as a military superpower in most games: "Thanks for the fleet reduction. Stockpiles and morale are back up juat in time."
@HmmWelp10 ай бұрын
Just yesterday I did this. Thought my numbers were bigger so i should be fine. Didn't expect to have to field 2x my naval limit at the bastard. But i had three of their "holy worlds" I've been wanting to colonize since the beginning and wanted to test the de-evolution ray.
@VTX001289 ай бұрын
Lol my game is completely modded out I am the Humans of course. 10 1st Order supremacy class super star dreadnoughts or 1 Eclipse class ought to do the trick 🎶"Slow Imperial March"🎶
@erikkennedy872510 ай бұрын
You see the problem. The aliens built their fleet in preparation for what they knew to be out there. We built ours in preparation for what we feared *might* be out there.
@kacpermalina3089 ай бұрын
Well all humanity history, is see the unknown and be prepared it became Australia.
@aljeandropacheco36084 ай бұрын
When you don't know what's coming be ready to swing
@Shadow.Dragon11 ай бұрын
Great story! Always question "assumptions"! Never "assume" that your designation of a "super" carrier is the same as another's! LOL!!!
@wakcedout11 ай бұрын
Humans “you ignored us too long and we got bored….we only made 10 of these….”
@andmos100111 ай бұрын
Humans as well: we also created a weapon that can ignite a star into a supernova
@JanB160510 ай бұрын
10 in the home system. That's just the guard fleet. If you think about an expeditionary fleet, they were probably centered around one of those behemoths. So they most likely had more than just 10.
@kacpermalina3089 ай бұрын
@@JanB1605 quote:"they have ten" scout: " that we know of".
@JanB16059 ай бұрын
@@kacpermalina308 I know. But OP @wakcedout said "We only made 10 of these", which is what I was trying to correct.
@deepdragon211 ай бұрын
Best version yet Utterly AWESOME with the images of the two ships!
@fabricekabongo11 ай бұрын
When I heard hundred fighters, I knew that wasn’t big enough for super carrier!
@mycroft165 ай бұрын
Right? That's a standard carrier CURRENTLY. lol
@robertbemis980011 ай бұрын
Human: that’s not a super carrier This is a super carrier
@xenon13211 ай бұрын
Humans More Dakka = Better
@CrazyDutchguys11 ай бұрын
more dakka = more better
@JanB160510 ай бұрын
If you haven't destroyed the enemy with the first salvo, it just meens you need more weapons.
@noahkasper938711 ай бұрын
Seen this a couple times but by far the best animation with it, keep up the tremendous work, your subs are sky rocketing
@davidhenderson34009 ай бұрын
"And due to a miscalculation of scale, the entire battlefleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog." Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy"
@sjonjones400910 ай бұрын
Aliens: We have Supercarriers, humans! Tremble in fear! Humans: Those are sooo cute! Baebe sooperkarriers!
@thomasmandell300211 ай бұрын
A Terran SUPER carrier sounds like they took a Troy Class battlestation and instead of making it a globe they decided to flatten it and stretch it out as far as it can go.
@darklighter896811 ай бұрын
That's not a knoife. THAT'S a knoife! Edit: love these last lines: ''What are we to do?'' ''Any course of action doesn't lead to us acquiring an accurate count of human supercarriers.'' Translated: Please do NOT FA so we don't have to FO!!''
@ethanmarsh168810 ай бұрын
What I like the most about this is the fact that you can visually imagine this super carrier passing in front of the star.
@Holammer11 ай бұрын
I thought the twist would be that the aliens in this story deploy carriers alone, but humans deploy them in Carrier Strike Groups which consists of dozens of destroyers, frigates, Aegis, support and stealth ships attached to each of them.
@kacpermalina30811 ай бұрын
That will be normal, for the fleet too, if you have ship specific to destroy bigger ships with sheer volume of firepower you win with 3 ships similar in size desined to carry resorce or space fighters.
@mycroft165 ай бұрын
@@kacpermalina308 It's a pretty simple concept. Allow the carrier to be the fleet supply ship and have the significant offensive weapons (control the air/space... uh... space). The rest of the group is dedicated to protecting the carrier. And they tend to be a little overpowered. Advanced detection systems, massive numbers of missiles and long range weapons as well as ciw weapons. Stealth capabilities to sneak around and take things out silently and invisibly. You're too worried about the support ships to deal with the main ship which is busy throwing super agile and very small attack/bomber craft at you. Either way, you're gonna die.
@kacpermalina3085 ай бұрын
@@mycroft16 UHG cairo as interceptor ship, than something bigger 900m as slow but powerful rocket ship. And Battle cruiser Being always late witch long range laser and pulse cannons, simping provided by UHG cairo.
@8378-k4e11 ай бұрын
You guys ever see a supercarrier carrier this baby has all the bells and whistles even has a mini fridge in every room. Yea we call her “the USS MERICA!!!”
@kacpermalina3089 ай бұрын
and we building second version, has 3 FTL engines saw together.
@KaptenN10 ай бұрын
Other sapient species: Let's use our vast resources to build a Dyson sphere around our star to harvest as much of its energy as we can! Humans: Our ships shall blot out the sun! And by that I mean each ship, not all ships gathered together.
@joeschmalhofer610910 ай бұрын
Other Sapient Species: We make a Dyson sphere around a star... Humans: We make a Dyson sphere around a galaxy....
@theamiralgarner11 ай бұрын
Mankind: please, take a ticket and wait your turn for the naval cleasing, we only do one per century except in case of emergency, don't be the emergency.
@lukaszrower761211 ай бұрын
Nice stories. It was useful to show the people's point of view. Through the Centuries. From the first contact until later... There were many stories to tell.😊
@grogvaughan564911 ай бұрын
Human proportional v Galactic proportional. I see it's still the American v metric measuring system.. Quackbang would be proud.
@antaresmaelstrom536511 ай бұрын
Man, i feel jaded/ like having read too many hfy stories when my first thought at the start was "This is going to end in a revelation/joke about the humans calling something much bigger a super carrier, isn't it?"
@Saeryfim9 ай бұрын
Empress and her fleet commander desperately wanting to Fuck Around, but their entire army would be barely noticeable as a threat. Them Finding Out would be equivalent to us stepping on an anthill as we jog down the sidewalk, they'd have to hope for pity on their empire.
@mycroft165 ай бұрын
If we even noticed we'd stepped on it.
@davidturner482411 ай бұрын
Great story. I sure hope we have a fleet that big to defend ourselves someday.
@jediofossus88211 ай бұрын
That empire almost learned the human saying of F around and find out.
@mycroft165 ай бұрын
Also, can I get that Imperial Super Carrier diagram as a large poster? That's awesome looking. And one for the human ships. Seriously, where did you get those?! I love that style of sci fi art. I actually found someone who has the Star Trek giant ship displays as artwork, and another company that could print them as transparencies. I plan to build backlight frames for them and hang them so they glow like they do in the shows.
@Hickmaann907 ай бұрын
Those SuperCarriers must be as big as an Executor-Class SuperStarDestroyer. If they can house the support for an entire Strike Group.
@rektnoob1017 ай бұрын
Ah yes classic human having a crazy huge space ship
@cciallel133611 ай бұрын
Funny in 40k Their supecarrier. Is barely a light cruiser 😊😊
@DarthnightKing11 ай бұрын
Part 2 great work I really like it
@SageofStars11 ай бұрын
I have to admit, curious how these idiots haven't already been reverse conquered by someone they underestimated if they're so willing to throw away and ignore the Intel division, to the point where the Empress had to intervene. Quantity does have a quality all its own, but, as humanity shows, size DOES matter in military affairs.
@kacpermalina3089 ай бұрын
Drones good big drones even better. Technology at large quantity and political support is needed.
@voltair4211 ай бұрын
They made 10 before they decided that they didn't like the design. It was to limiting.
@kacpermalina30811 ай бұрын
so next one will be 2 km bigger in designe :)
@Headloser9 ай бұрын
Man it must have taken some time to just build one of the human super carrier. Maybe a hundred to thousand to make it THAT SIZE.
@descartes240411 ай бұрын
Pretty sure a Munificent class frigate from Star wars can 1vs1 one of their 'super carrier' and came out on top.
@sandrosliske11 ай бұрын
Moderation? Restraint? Never heard of 'em.
@mycroft165 ай бұрын
Oh, you know how humans think... if we can build it 700m long, when not 7,000 meters long? I mean, look at our tall building race. Already very serious plans for 1km tall buildings.
@Hellhound171110 ай бұрын
This is what happens when you don't zerg-rush humanity immediately, and let them build their forces up.
@primmakinsofis6149 ай бұрын
_Antimatter fusion reactors_ If it's an antimatter reactor, the word 'fusion' doesn't belong. If it's a fusion reactor, the word 'antimatter' doesn't belong. The editor of the story should have caught that.
@VTX0012811 ай бұрын
The description of the video playback kind of reminds me of the empire strikes back when the super star destroyer was shown among the fleet.
@jdtheone10 ай бұрын
Finally arrogant aliens that are not stupid enough to attack the humans I'm actually impressed by their intelligence
@mycroft165 ай бұрын
I mean, you don't rule for a 1,000 years without learning a thing or two. And at least the fleet commander had enough intelligence about things to recognize real power even when believing how good his own fleet is. And in fairness, their fleet clearly is extremely good. Just not against humanity. They have proven their strength against basically everyone else. They've just been lucky that humans don't really care about conquest... we'd much rather build trade and commerce. Far more lucrative and easier to maintain than thousands of slave worlds. But don't ever take peaceful for weak. We will absolutely defend our trade to the teeth and final drop of blood. Don't f*$k with our boats. Or our friends. We don't like that.
@xzardas54111 ай бұрын
This is not a supercarrier, This is a supercarrier.
@commanderstorm887411 ай бұрын
Every one of these story’s I hear it’s just humans are scary and no one else realizes it until it’s too late
@mycroft165 ай бұрын
It's mostly the fact that we have "clung" to our primitive weapons. What they fail to realize is that everyone else has optimized for a different kind of attack, so no one can really defend against ours. Arrogance has LONG been the downfall of armies and empires in just our own history. Thousands of years ago an army that was extremely skilled with a sling and stone could still do massive damage to a more advanced army. Technological advances are only a boon when they counter what came before. If they are designed to counter something else, the previous thing is still gonna wipe you out.
@dapmitidp11 ай бұрын
any chance of getting an upload of the UHG Cairo diagram? I want that as my backround!
@Kaliburz2 ай бұрын
Nice graphics
@rizon725 ай бұрын
You should see our heavy assault carriers.
@gabrielmunozbezerra963211 ай бұрын
They might try diplomacy now, but sooner or later humanity will know of what they did, and god have mercy on them, because we won't
@kacpermalina3089 ай бұрын
If they don't know already some scout asked about humanity weapons, and it SUS.
@mycroft165 ай бұрын
The USS Gerald R Ford is 332 meters long and holds 70+ aircraft. All it needs is space-worthiness and I guess it classifies as nearly a supercarrier by this races definitions. Throw in the strike group with it and I think we'd give them a run for their money. Let alone a humanity that is actually IN space and has mastered in space construction and made trivial the launch of materials to orbit. And of course we aren't going to waste time making our military craft pretty. They're gonna be ugly sons of bitches, but they will absolutely end you.
@shirosakiishigo11 ай бұрын
as always go big or go home to go even bigger,
@jayairBofR10 ай бұрын
I want the image of the uhg for my wall
@kacpermalina30811 ай бұрын
they dont realize UHG cryo, have 1 meter of steall then 1 meter of heat sink fiber than half a meter of in armor plates. So there simulations don't count anti plasma armor.
@dirdydan11 ай бұрын
Id like to see the UHG United States
@ZAR5569 ай бұрын
i think the alien believe some random ai generated short clip video of "light strike battle group" as the true intel of Humankind fleet spacefaring civilization got trolled by a teenager 😂
@papashakeshake626811 ай бұрын
51st thumbs up lol
@aljeandropacheco36084 ай бұрын
You have a gun? I have a Canon
@starwing011 ай бұрын
That is no MOON 🌕
@mikeloeven10 ай бұрын
You're right it's not but we can fit a small one in our cargo bay!!
@cielvalentine01611 ай бұрын
Disappointing Humans,you should be making Sokar system size ships
@zidniafifamani237811 ай бұрын
*Dyson Swarm-powered Caplan Thruster Stellar Engine intensified* Hold my Beer while I casually drive by a solar system.
@kacpermalina3089 ай бұрын
Humanity supercarrier is 20% Solar sys. so 10 will be enough for this point of story. Give them 200 years they do ship 2X bigger than Solar system.
@jayairBofR10 ай бұрын
Bigger is better
@IceFiction40411 ай бұрын
@MrJaxparadize11 ай бұрын
So wtf happened?!!
@cameronjensen939711 ай бұрын
basically the aliens' super carriers are much smaller than the humans' super carriers. The alien one were much smaller then plants........the humans outdwarf stars.
@ignaciocorreaalvano64811 ай бұрын
@@cameronjensen9397even "much smaller" is an understatement
@thorH.10 ай бұрын
Ah yes human propaganda
@heramaaroricon473810 ай бұрын
INCONSISTENCY IN THE STORY! The writer Mentions that the Human Super Carriers are 550m long, compared to the 750m(?) of the empress forces ones... A 550m long Ship never will block the sun of our solar system.
@jeffcarroll65539 ай бұрын
The human super carrier is a misnomer. They went and got the bigger boat
@kacpermalina3089 ай бұрын
By all (past) account (cairo) this is a super carrier. Because Queen and flet master don't know the news and refer to thier own system craker as super carier. than scout speak:" what we refer as supercarrier humanity call light assult vessel".