There is a human ship shaped like a sword where is the giant robot part of the set that can weird it like a samurai? Or a swordman?
@chrisdufresne93592 жыл бұрын
First story: Humans know how dangerous hubris can be. Want us to help you learn? Second story: So we aren't going crazy and seeing things in "meaningless" patterns? Neat.
@DarkKnightofIT2 жыл бұрын
"I'm being followed by an invisible thing? Neat, hey invisible thing, wanna watch some movies?"
@ooffilipinopatriot76052 жыл бұрын
"invisible man or woman I don't really know what gender you are wanna eat some pizza and pasta?"
@swapertxking2 жыл бұрын
Humans: evolution can we have pattern recognition Evolution: sure! Class 7 species: what foul sorcery is this!
@loganshaw45272 жыл бұрын
Too long waiting for lights to change we instinctively figure out when they do. Precog or finally figured out the pattern?
@theenderdestruction2362 Жыл бұрын
@@loganshaw4527 yes all of yes
@theenderdestruction2362 Жыл бұрын
Earth is like evolutions playground and it's fun
@Steelwhip20012 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear about underpowered and weak human ships with railguns or kinetic weaponry on them I always think...."We are VERY good at throwing rocks....." Havnt been disappointed yet....
@StarForgers2 жыл бұрын
The real question is why the super advanced aliens can't do the math or understand how powerful a ton of steel going a fraction the speed of light is!
@loganshaw45272 жыл бұрын
The rocks do not work? Human: throw denser rocks even harder so how much weight and speed the enemy can take before being ripped apart.
@stinkyfungus2 жыл бұрын
@@StarForgers imagine the carnage of a 16" battleship 2700 pound AP shell screaming along at not 2500 feet per second... But at 750,000,000 feet per second. Yeah... that's gonna leave a mark.
@Skenja Жыл бұрын
Humans have always been good at throwing crap. Whether you believe we were swinging from tree throwing poop or God telling a shepherd to kill giants with a slingshot. Staying in our lane and being the best at throwing stuff has worked out so far.
@WallNutBreaker524 Жыл бұрын
Simple, but effective.
@terrorcop1012 жыл бұрын
"Cute little deathworld." You'd think the term "deathworld" would raise a few eyebrows or the ET equivalent.
@WallNutBreaker524 Жыл бұрын
Yes.
@brianrussell24412 жыл бұрын
Pattern recognition is a bitch ain’t it
@SoralTheSol2 жыл бұрын
I mean it is the thing that keeps us from eating poisonous shit and tells us "That patch of spots is a leopard, get the fuck out of dodge."
@truekurayami2 жыл бұрын
Until I heard the description of the sword's tale, I thought they were going to go with Excalibur, or another such sword known for military might and leadership, I did not expect the sword that represents Hubris itself.
@loganshaw45272 жыл бұрын
Lol imagine the ship raming into a planet by falling and increasing speed. "And so the last thing the alien saw was the sword falling ending his life."
@WallNutBreaker524 Жыл бұрын
LoL.
@mill27122 жыл бұрын
"Whoever shall come to us with a sword, by the sword shall perish."
@goldiegolderman18422 жыл бұрын
Proud to be a Terran! FOR THE EMPEROR AND THE IMPERIUM OF MAN!
@carlfromtheoc17882 жыл бұрын
In the first one - I would bet real money those Leonidis class ships were continually upgraded over the years and real beasts.
@gregoryfrechou2 жыл бұрын
Former sailor checking in: there isn't anything fair about 'a ship' going up against a refit. armor MIGHT make small advantages that'll save you tons protection for protection, but engineers are always improving power density of propulsion (and generation) weapons and radar.
@SkyEcho7512 жыл бұрын
FOR THE ALGORITHM. But now I am taking the "Swords of Humanity" concept and I want to use that at some point. Maye a Rouge Fleet that hunts down evil rulers.
@AnalystPrime2 жыл бұрын
Evil ruler pulls out a sidearm, points at the sky and pulls the trigger. Primitive ships go boom. The end.
@rory81822 жыл бұрын
Before someone unreasonable says it: Rouge is a colour Rogue is betraying its leaders
@jayhayhay5124 Жыл бұрын
@@rory8182 ok but what unit of measurement are these rulers using.
@peterwall81912 жыл бұрын
Hubris ! The insanity of equating oneself with the gods. Damocles.. That was different. The hell are they so worried about ? Humans see them....so ? Make funny faces at them to make them laugh, or better yet don't respond at all. Humans have limited attention span,and are easily bored. If you don't react .. they 'll ignore you.
@RebelTvShka2 жыл бұрын
You've never pissed someone off enough to the point of a grudge I suppose. Humans are full of spite, as they are of compassion.
@angelrivera23392 жыл бұрын
I don't know, but I think that I would be weary of any race that made it to the stars despite not having warp drive. With the distances involved, that is one determined race.
@loganshaw45272 жыл бұрын
The shear force of will they learned.
@RealArcalian2 жыл бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: The Sword of Damocles cuts deep Story 2: We haven't realized what we're looking at....yet.
@WallNutBreaker524 Жыл бұрын
Your voice is damn good 😎👌 7:13 the Galaxy is more focused on looking good in war, while humans were more focused on annihilating their enemies completely.
@damiennightmaresx79502 жыл бұрын
2nd story is such a humans: thats a face Xenos: no it isnt! Humans: yeaah your probably- wait, what? Xeno: *begins to hekin run* xD love the 1st story thoe for some reason i was thinking of an actual sword xD
@bulldowozer58582 жыл бұрын
"kyaaa~ Human senpai noticed me - desu wa
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
loved the first story. damocles indeed second story would drive the observers nuts....new meaning to who watches the watchers thanks for the narration
@richardrosenau92922 жыл бұрын
Nice new countdown time, great job
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
That's on the KZbin side , found the settings for it a little while back. Better then the default one
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46062 жыл бұрын
Bold move on the writer of the first story to give the battlefield a nebulaic atmosphere just so the p.o.v. character can hear the terran's guns. I like it, though; after all, if you can't have fun coincidences like this in fiction, where can you?
@loganshaw45272 жыл бұрын
Humans stop playing nice and use the BFG the entire ship is the gun.
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH2 жыл бұрын
Bless the Squerril Bless the Author
@brianlips8346 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the story 🙂☺️
@Lord_Inquisitor_William73912 жыл бұрын
humans: we are going help in this war xenos: yea like you can do anything humans: *DOOM music starts* xenos: *chuckles* im in danger
@Ryu_D2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video.
@Stookinator2 жыл бұрын
im extremely sad, i thought sword of terra meant that i got to watch a human cut xeno's in half with a fancy sword.
@loganshaw45272 жыл бұрын
Or cut a planet in half with a sword shaped space ship.
@theenderdestruction2362 Жыл бұрын
@@loganshaw4527 or a planet that's shaped like a sword
@allenmorgan10072 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@seanrobert96612 жыл бұрын
[documented contact]
@seanrobert96612 жыл бұрын
yes..
@The_Viscount2 жыл бұрын
Aw, they're just shy.
@thetrap18802 жыл бұрын
We are just good at seeing faces
@t.p.34569 ай бұрын
For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠
@virtualatheist Жыл бұрын
The sword of Damocles is hangin' over their heeeaaads.
@aaronatherton74312 жыл бұрын
Why oh why do all the naughty Paradolians hang around my place during school break? ...ew!
@xavierzaxavier58732 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha the scond story....i think human dont actually see them it just we always joke around to not be bored 😂😂😂 and the first story well..... first rule dont laugh at human weapon cause you just motivated us to create more deadly weapon...it look funny until you become the target...😂
@loganshaw45272 жыл бұрын
Or gives us insane ideas that work.
@loganshaw45272 жыл бұрын
Nothing it impossible! You just did not try hard enough of thought it though enough.
@kashkara_89432 жыл бұрын
For the Narrator and whatever fickle deity governs the algorithm
@sirbaconbuster2 жыл бұрын
It’s obviously Tzeentch.
@theenderdestruction2362 Жыл бұрын
@@sirbaconbuster no malal
@theonetodefyall2382 жыл бұрын
keeper going
@M33f3r2 жыл бұрын
Squrik algo drum beat
@erushi55032 жыл бұрын
Leonidas is space battleship yamato referenced ahahahaha
@Maia_Cyclist2 жыл бұрын
Sword of the stars flashback
@henryknepp2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@mstrfool2 жыл бұрын
Peekapoo.. We see you... Mwahaha...
@genericuser9842 жыл бұрын
neat
@chaddts2 жыл бұрын
The first story skipped over the entire battle!! Thats the good part.. everything else is rather generic.
@dwest66342 жыл бұрын
Because it wasn’t a battle....it was a flash and then it was over
@mllhild2 жыл бұрын
Overly shy alien
@elfeater17602 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11!
@merlinathrawes746 Жыл бұрын
Humans learn fast. The poor little Q afraid of humans?
@Kirsten29332 жыл бұрын
like 940.
@arakheno40512 жыл бұрын
F.A.S.
@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын
74th, 6 March 2023
@Lord_Inquisitor_William73912 жыл бұрын
humans: we are going help in this war xenos: yea like you can do anything humans: *DOOM music starts* xenos: *chuckles* im in danger
@loganshaw45272 жыл бұрын
Xenos did you hear what happened to real demons? it only took 1 human one "good man going to war" to genocide a whole species.