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Best SciFi Storytime 1544 - The Sword of Terra & Humans They Actually Notice Us | HFY

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@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
New Channel : bit.ly/3NJZFxL
@loganshaw4527
@loganshaw4527 2 жыл бұрын
There is a human ship shaped like a sword where is the giant robot part of the set that can weird it like a samurai? Or a swordman?
@chrisdufresne9359
@chrisdufresne9359 2 жыл бұрын
First story: Humans know how dangerous hubris can be. Want us to help you learn? Second story: So we aren't going crazy and seeing things in "meaningless" patterns? Neat.
@DarkKnightofIT
@DarkKnightofIT 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm being followed by an invisible thing? Neat, hey invisible thing, wanna watch some movies?"
@ooffilipinopatriot7605
@ooffilipinopatriot7605 2 жыл бұрын
"invisible man or woman I don't really know what gender you are wanna eat some pizza and pasta?"
@swapertxking
@swapertxking 2 жыл бұрын
Humans: evolution can we have pattern recognition Evolution: sure! Class 7 species: what foul sorcery is this!
@loganshaw4527
@loganshaw4527 2 жыл бұрын
Too long waiting for lights to change we instinctively figure out when they do. Precog or finally figured out the pattern?
@theenderdestruction2362
@theenderdestruction2362 Жыл бұрын
@@loganshaw4527 yes all of yes
@theenderdestruction2362
@theenderdestruction2362 Жыл бұрын
Earth is like evolutions playground and it's fun
@Steelwhip2001
@Steelwhip2001 2 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear about underpowered and weak human ships with railguns or kinetic weaponry on them I always think...."We are VERY good at throwing rocks....." Havnt been disappointed yet....
@StarForgers
@StarForgers 2 жыл бұрын
The real question is why the super advanced aliens can't do the math or understand how powerful a ton of steel going a fraction the speed of light is!
@loganshaw4527
@loganshaw4527 2 жыл бұрын
The rocks do not work? Human: throw denser rocks even harder so how much weight and speed the enemy can take before being ripped apart.
@stinkyfungus
@stinkyfungus 2 жыл бұрын
@@StarForgers imagine the carnage of a 16" battleship 2700 pound AP shell screaming along at not 2500 feet per second... But at 750,000,000 feet per second. Yeah... that's gonna leave a mark.
@Skenja
@Skenja Жыл бұрын
Humans have always been good at throwing crap. Whether you believe we were swinging from tree throwing poop or God telling a shepherd to kill giants with a slingshot. Staying in our lane and being the best at throwing stuff has worked out so far.
@WallNutBreaker524
@WallNutBreaker524 Жыл бұрын
Simple, but effective.
@terrorcop101
@terrorcop101 2 жыл бұрын
"Cute little deathworld." You'd think the term "deathworld" would raise a few eyebrows or the ET equivalent.
@WallNutBreaker524
@WallNutBreaker524 Жыл бұрын
Yes.
@brianrussell2441
@brianrussell2441 2 жыл бұрын
Pattern recognition is a bitch ain’t it
@SoralTheSol
@SoralTheSol 2 жыл бұрын
I mean it is the thing that keeps us from eating poisonous shit and tells us "That patch of spots is a leopard, get the fuck out of dodge."
@truekurayami
@truekurayami 2 жыл бұрын
Until I heard the description of the sword's tale, I thought they were going to go with Excalibur, or another such sword known for military might and leadership, I did not expect the sword that represents Hubris itself.
@loganshaw4527
@loganshaw4527 2 жыл бұрын
Lol imagine the ship raming into a planet by falling and increasing speed. "And so the last thing the alien saw was the sword falling ending his life."
@WallNutBreaker524
@WallNutBreaker524 Жыл бұрын
LoL.
@mill2712
@mill2712 2 жыл бұрын
"Whoever shall come to us with a sword, by the sword shall perish."
@goldiegolderman1842
@goldiegolderman1842 2 жыл бұрын
Proud to be a Terran! FOR THE EMPEROR AND THE IMPERIUM OF MAN!
@carlfromtheoc1788
@carlfromtheoc1788 2 жыл бұрын
In the first one - I would bet real money those Leonidis class ships were continually upgraded over the years and real beasts.
@gregoryfrechou
@gregoryfrechou 2 жыл бұрын
Former sailor checking in: there isn't anything fair about 'a ship' going up against a refit. armor MIGHT make small advantages that'll save you tons protection for protection, but engineers are always improving power density of propulsion (and generation) weapons and radar.
@SkyEcho751
@SkyEcho751 2 жыл бұрын
FOR THE ALGORITHM. But now I am taking the "Swords of Humanity" concept and I want to use that at some point. Maye a Rouge Fleet that hunts down evil rulers.
@AnalystPrime
@AnalystPrime 2 жыл бұрын
Evil ruler pulls out a sidearm, points at the sky and pulls the trigger. Primitive ships go boom. The end.
@rory8182
@rory8182 2 жыл бұрын
Before someone unreasonable says it: Rouge is a colour Rogue is betraying its leaders
@jayhayhay5124
@jayhayhay5124 Жыл бұрын
​@@rory8182 ok but what unit of measurement are these rulers using.
@peterwall8191
@peterwall8191 2 жыл бұрын
Hubris ! The insanity of equating oneself with the gods. Damocles.. That was different. The hell are they so worried about ? Humans see them....so ? Make funny faces at them to make them laugh, or better yet don't respond at all. Humans have limited attention span,and are easily bored. If you don't react .. they 'll ignore you.
@RebelTvShka
@RebelTvShka 2 жыл бұрын
You've never pissed someone off enough to the point of a grudge I suppose. Humans are full of spite, as they are of compassion.
@angelrivera2339
@angelrivera2339 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know, but I think that I would be weary of any race that made it to the stars despite not having warp drive. With the distances involved, that is one determined race.
@loganshaw4527
@loganshaw4527 2 жыл бұрын
The shear force of will they learned.
@RealArcalian
@RealArcalian 2 жыл бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: The Sword of Damocles cuts deep Story 2: We haven't realized what we're looking at....yet.
@WallNutBreaker524
@WallNutBreaker524 Жыл бұрын
Your voice is damn good 😎👌 7:13 the Galaxy is more focused on looking good in war, while humans were more focused on annihilating their enemies completely.
@damiennightmaresx7950
@damiennightmaresx7950 2 жыл бұрын
2nd story is such a humans: thats a face Xenos: no it isnt! Humans: yeaah your probably- wait, what? Xeno: *begins to hekin run* xD love the 1st story thoe for some reason i was thinking of an actual sword xD
@bulldowozer5858
@bulldowozer5858 2 жыл бұрын
"kyaaa~ Human senpai noticed me - desu wa
@yomogami4561
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
loved the first story. damocles indeed second story would drive the observers nuts....new meaning to who watches the watchers thanks for the narration
@richardrosenau9292
@richardrosenau9292 2 жыл бұрын
Nice new countdown time, great job
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
That's on the KZbin side , found the settings for it a little while back. Better then the default one
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 жыл бұрын
Bold move on the writer of the first story to give the battlefield a nebulaic atmosphere just so the p.o.v. character can hear the terran's guns. I like it, though; after all, if you can't have fun coincidences like this in fiction, where can you?
@loganshaw4527
@loganshaw4527 2 жыл бұрын
Humans stop playing nice and use the BFG the entire ship is the gun.
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 2 жыл бұрын
Bless the Squerril Bless the Author
@brianlips8346
@brianlips8346 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the story 🙂☺️
@Lord_Inquisitor_William7391
@Lord_Inquisitor_William7391 2 жыл бұрын
humans: we are going help in this war xenos: yea like you can do anything humans: *DOOM music starts* xenos: *chuckles* im in danger
@Ryu_D
@Ryu_D 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video.
@Stookinator
@Stookinator 2 жыл бұрын
im extremely sad, i thought sword of terra meant that i got to watch a human cut xeno's in half with a fancy sword.
@loganshaw4527
@loganshaw4527 2 жыл бұрын
Or cut a planet in half with a sword shaped space ship.
@theenderdestruction2362
@theenderdestruction2362 Жыл бұрын
@@loganshaw4527 or a planet that's shaped like a sword
@allenmorgan1007
@allenmorgan1007 2 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@seanrobert9661
@seanrobert9661 2 жыл бұрын
[documented contact]
@seanrobert9661
@seanrobert9661 2 жыл бұрын
yes..
@The_Viscount
@The_Viscount 2 жыл бұрын
Aw, they're just shy.
@thetrap1880
@thetrap1880 2 жыл бұрын
We are just good at seeing faces
@t.p.3456
@t.p.3456 9 ай бұрын
For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠
@virtualatheist
@virtualatheist Жыл бұрын
The sword of Damocles is hangin' over their heeeaaads.
@aaronatherton7431
@aaronatherton7431 2 жыл бұрын
Why oh why do all the naughty Paradolians hang around my place during school break? ...ew!
@xavierzaxavier5873
@xavierzaxavier5873 2 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha the scond story....i think human dont actually see them it just we always joke around to not be bored 😂😂😂 and the first story well..... first rule dont laugh at human weapon cause you just motivated us to create more deadly weapon...it look funny until you become the target...😂
@loganshaw4527
@loganshaw4527 2 жыл бұрын
Or gives us insane ideas that work.
@loganshaw4527
@loganshaw4527 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing it impossible! You just did not try hard enough of thought it though enough.
@kashkara_8943
@kashkara_8943 2 жыл бұрын
For the Narrator and whatever fickle deity governs the algorithm
@sirbaconbuster
@sirbaconbuster 2 жыл бұрын
It’s obviously Tzeentch.
@theenderdestruction2362
@theenderdestruction2362 Жыл бұрын
@@sirbaconbuster no malal
@theonetodefyall238
@theonetodefyall238 2 жыл бұрын
keeper going
@M33f3r
@M33f3r 2 жыл бұрын
Squrik algo drum beat
@erushi5503
@erushi5503 2 жыл бұрын
Leonidas is space battleship yamato referenced ahahahaha
@Maia_Cyclist
@Maia_Cyclist 2 жыл бұрын
Sword of the stars flashback
@henryknepp
@henryknepp 2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@mstrfool
@mstrfool 2 жыл бұрын
Peekapoo.. We see you... Mwahaha...
@genericuser984
@genericuser984 2 жыл бұрын
neat
@chaddts
@chaddts 2 жыл бұрын
The first story skipped over the entire battle!! Thats the good part.. everything else is rather generic.
@dwest6634
@dwest6634 2 жыл бұрын
Because it wasn’t a battle....it was a flash and then it was over
@mllhild
@mllhild 2 жыл бұрын
Overly shy alien
@elfeater1760
@elfeater1760 2 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11!
@merlinathrawes746
@merlinathrawes746 Жыл бұрын
Humans learn fast. The poor little Q afraid of humans?
@Kirsten2933
@Kirsten2933 2 жыл бұрын
like 940.
@arakheno4051
@arakheno4051 2 жыл бұрын
F.A.S.
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын
74th, 6 March 2023
@Lord_Inquisitor_William7391
@Lord_Inquisitor_William7391 2 жыл бұрын
humans: we are going help in this war xenos: yea like you can do anything humans: *DOOM music starts* xenos: *chuckles* im in danger
@loganshaw4527
@loganshaw4527 2 жыл бұрын
Xenos did you hear what happened to real demons? it only took 1 human one "good man going to war" to genocide a whole species.
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@arakheno4051
@arakheno4051 2 жыл бұрын
F.A.S.
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