An HFY Story : Among the Stars & GIANT DOOOM LASER!!! | 2345 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

[@ameliarosealdridge6468]

Unironically started to tear up at the first story

[@mikethurman3147]

I've been in military formations when they've called the name of a missing member. 3 times they call. It was heart- wrenching.

[@BazilRat]

Yup. Fucking onion ninjas again man.

[@aeseiri1618]

Same

[@LordGertz]

Onion ninjas are everywhere these days.

[@lostsonofcyric]

I was having a good day but that first story just hit me 😢😢😢. Im not crying, your crying...

[@medicentio]

Story 1: THE FEEELS!!! MAKE THEM GO AWAY!!! Story 2: ＧＩＡＮＴ 𝕯𝕺𝕺𝕺𝕺𝕺𝕸 𝕃𝔸𝕊𝔼ℝ 𝐿𝒶𝓈𝑒𝓇 𝔩𝔞𝔰𝔢𝔯 ˡᵃˢᵉʳ...

[@breachcreaper]

I was army, but hearing a Navy roll call still hurts

[@morganjohnson539]

The first Story: Deeply moving. After 20 years in the American Navy, it resonated with me. "Eternal Father, hear my plea - For those in peril, on the Sea." The second story: had me rolling! Aliens are people, and people NEVER learn!

[@mikehenthorn1778]

That call out to the lost is like the USA's Christmas radio message to all the subs still on eternal patrol. For those that don't know the USN sends Christmas greetings to them and tells them we are still thinking of them.

[@morganjohnson539]

I retired 25 years ago and I still think of shipmates on eternal patrol. That first story nearly brought me to tears too.

[@Cohen.the.Worrier]

Didn't know that.

[@coyotehavoc5118]

That is what I based it off of.

[@MichaelDeHaven]

​@@coyotehavoc5118Very beautifully done. It brought tears to my eyes. Not that I mind with such a well written story.

[@larsharris]

That’s a wonderful idea. Every 24 hours is a security risk.

[@weirdredpanda]

"GIANT DOOOM LASER..ER..er..er" The "echo" was my favorite part of the second story.

[@ts25679]

Tonal whiplash between those stories - tearing up one minute, melodramatic cackling the next. DOOOOOM LAZER!

[@sherylcascadden4988]

For the author, the narrator, and the algorithm!!

[@jeanannd]

The second story - LOL, the bunny planet with pillows as weapons sounds like a nice place to visit. WOW, that's a BIG DOOOM laser. Even has voice and sound effects. LOL

[@zvpunry1971]

Not a "BIG DOOOM laser", a "GIANT DOOOM LASER er er er".

[@zulgothkremvh8438]

DOOOOOM😂

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

Be carefull with the bunnies thoug, else a guy with a Giant DOOM Arsenal comes after you ..

[@Netherdan]

It's fitting for all of the assigned "mothers" to call out for the Voyagers signifying the end of their broadcast, as a show of respect to represent that they don't forget any of their "children", even those who are by design unable to respond

[@coyotehavoc5118]

Most people cry, a lot of people like, it's rare to find someone who understands

[@willdavis3802]

They could, in this universe, simply go fetch the Voyager probes. It's well within their capabilities, and they wouldn't be simply "unknown" fates anymore.

[@coyotehavoc5118]

@@willdavis3802 If they knew where to look.

[@Johnlanzer]

"V'Ger hears the call of Mother Terra"

[@un-nerdyneko]

it will be a sad day when the rtg's of the real voyager probes finally drain, unable to provide power anymore. :(

[@draconusspiritus1037]

Some days you're the windshield and everything just bounces off of you. Other days, you're the bug.

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

Q. What goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? ... A. Its abdomen. (I cleaned up the original answer to avoid the YT auto-filters)

[@weirdredpanda]

​@@melkiorwiseman5234I've heard it as, "What was the last thing to go through that bug's mind when he hit the windshield? His butt."

[@Ryvaken]

Voyager One...a lump of metal we tossed into space, never to return. May it be given pride of place in a museum some day.

[@GodActio]

A moving museum we build around it to go along on its eternal voyage. A portal for guests to visit and witness its tireless journey of discovery for mankind

[@larsharris]

I recall it is still transmitting. We just are unable to make sense of the messages.

[@willdavis3802]

@@larsharris If I recall correctly, Voyager 2 stopped transmitting, but the first one just keeps on chugging as it's able.

[@sysbofh]

@@larsharris They fixed it. Now it's transmitting again.

[@un-nerdyneko]

don't forget voyager-2, pioneer-10, pioneer-11, new horizons, they too will never return.

[@davidvincent5701]

Mother Terra sounds like what Omega will turn into, given enough time.

[@SapientSheep]

Care to explain what that is? All I'm finding is the watchmaker

[@davidvincent5701]

@@SapientSheep ; Omega is a human created AI designed to combat other rogue harmful AI. He or they take the form of a Grim Reaper.

[@quinnhasse9170]

its from another story

[@silentshadow9983]

Definitely agree but probably specify the story he’s from to make sure those who don’t know can learn more.

[@davidvincent5701]

Net Narrator has the series listed as The New Species, that is where Omega comes from.

[@christhesmith6261]

That first story made me tear up, even the loss of fictional ships and the memorial protocols so reminiscent of those we use today hits very close to home

[@mackenziedrake]

I was teared up on the first, then literally laughing out loud on the second. Well played!

[@syvajarvi2289]

For the squirrel, for the algorithm, and both authors….. onion ninjas paid a visit during the first story and the feeling of impending doom for the poor, poor CSR in story two. Thank you squirrel.

[@OGSontar]

That first story...I didn't know this old, blackened heart still had tears left in it, but it did. No one left behind. Eternal roll call, never to forget.

[@Myth_Incarnate]

Story one: The tears won't stop. Story two: The laughing won't stop. Fantastic as always.

[@GrigoriZhukov]

Oh, that explains the ringing in my ears. I thought it was either the artillery or the orbital bombardment.

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great stories; Excellent narration! I love the USN's tradition of doing a roll call for lost submarines. I hope it continues when we have ships that go out into the Deep Dark! The 2nd story had me "in stitches"! LOL!!!

[@daemonwolf1]

Have to say, I'm glad you paired those two stories and in the order you did. Onion ninjas snuck by on the first one (and were well deserved), but the second was a wonderful uplift afterwards. Masterful crafting, sir!

[@sharonblankcanvas7173]

Im glad you paired up these two stories. The humor of the second really helped counterbalance the sorrow of the first.

[@overlordmagnatron]

The second story was hilarious, and I think the pronunciation of Invade r us just made it better. Although I bet the Toys r us fans might not be so entertained.

[@kylejohns2288]

Thought it was a brilliant twist

[@dragonriderabens9761]

@@kylejohns2288 SAME

[@Joshua-fo9zw]

THOSE MONSTERS!!! Synthetic fiber pillow munitions?! What madness?! Crimes against Sapient's!! Crimes against Sentient's!!!

[@awolfalone2006]

Love the M*A*S*H reference hidden in the first one.

[@dragonriderabens9761]

elaborate?

[@HammarPwnsYourFace]

I have to admit, that mother, Terra story, hit me right in the feels. Bravo, ASN, thank you for sharing. For the algorithm!!!

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

lmao on the GIANT DOOOM LASER.

[@jrsydvl7218]

You mean the *GIANT DOOOOM LAAASER* ser ser ser.

[@lumberjackofalltrades]

Genuine tears almost immediately for the first story. Mother Terra will never forget.

[@Dragonbear13-k2r]

The first story about Mother’s Children was quite sentimental and, while not a tear-jerker, at least a misty-eyed story. Most excellent! The Giant Dooom Laser was, well, somewhat silly, now wasn’t it? 😊 Squirrel, you do choose excellent stories to narrate!

[@leightondoswell453]

A sad one and a funny one. Thats the best way!

[@mitchk7655]

The Story Among the Stars brought me to tears. It is not common that stories do, but this is such a moving piece! Thank you for bringing it to my attention.

[@ArronRatliff]

Whew that first story had me all teary eyed. Good narration Agro. When the just the words Giant Doom Laser alter the the very fabric of reality you should probably avoid invading that solar system. I'd have noped out of the call after i heard the madman cackling in the back ground.

[@daebi37]

The first story hurt me. VERY good writing and narration. The second story was a good way to bring mood back up to positive :)

[@lazrustosadow5880]

1st story got me tearing up and hoping mother Terra finds her lost ones. Makes me want to play Helldiver's 2 for freedom, democracy, and mother.

[@grahamcorr7644]

That was a ride. The first story had me welling up,and the second had me laughing out loud.

[@lappesjl1]

Having been a military man most of my life, the first story brought a tear to my eye.

[@claytonsmith6111]

Among the stars always gets me no matter how many times I hear it.

[@JosephKano]

I loved that first story. That's beautiful.

[@kristofferkleppe6468]

"Derek thought he heard somone cackeling madly in the break room" YE that sounds about right

[@Mami94-832]

First story: choking on my tears. Second story: choking on my laughter.

[@coyotehavoc5118]

Thank you Agrosquirrel for bringing my stories to life.

[@brianmeadows1137]

Love the special effects on the second story.

[@johnnyrotten3175]

Damn onion ninjas

[@vonkug]

Jesus christ the tonal whiplash today. Beautiful first story, heartfelt, then FRIGGIN LASER BEAMS

[@chronosrarius]

When I saw giant doom laser, first thought was Gir's doom song. Now I have that stuck in my head and annoying people with it at work.

[@mackenziedrake]

The first one is just awesome. The second is hilarious. Many thanks.

[@morseapple556]

The first story reminds me of a Submarine tradition call the Tolling of the Boats in Pearl Harbor where they recounts the ships and sailors lost during WW2 for that month hit me hard.

[@TheGreyGhost873]

Having voyager on, there is a good touch

[@megadon_]

That second story kept reminding me of "HYPER DEATH RAY!"

[@L4NC3_L0T]

Mother Terra seems to employ a group of onion cutting ninjas...🥷🔪🧅

[@MidnightSmoke]

The first story was sad, but I would like to visit the BunnyBoop planet and try out the pillow cannon. Here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@Matthew-zu6tm]

Somehow I can imagine the protocal for such a response would be a switch to prerecorded message assiging of thier number in line. Some elevator music playing with interrupting life insurance commercials as they await the DOOOOMMM cannons responce to its next customer on hold. 😂

[@Kenoscope]

Among the Stars.... That story HURT!

[@queenbee8045]

Thank you for the second story. The first one was rough…

[@williamhicks6414]

First story hits as hard and the tomb of the unknown soldiers. Should add taps in the background.

[@jrsydvl7218]

I really like the new mic, echo effects are fantastic.

[@dragoniceful]

Eternal role call definitely makes for a somber tale.

[@oldbutnotdead1]

First one tore me up.

[@Alex.H.B.1970something]

Soz Aggro, let's just say a friend in need is a friend indeed. Bravo Sir Encore!

[@SLEPhoto]

Definitely needed the 2nd story after the onion ninjas in the 1st

[@Beth_OMette]

... I threw both arms in in joy when ever the space quoke DOOOM!

[@keithquillen270]

Whoop! Whoop! 100K!! Congrats!! 🥳

[@gwynvye-parminter6860]

The first story was beautiful and very....Human. There are some fantastic story writers out there. Keep up the good work squirrel, young-fella-me-lad.

[@shaincastillo6772]

So close to 100k Agro!!! To all the Nanites its up to us!!!

[@TheJasonBorn]

The first one really got to me. Wow.

[@FedralBI]

That first story was heartbreaking. F.T.A.

[@VenroResai]

Did anyone else imagine Invader Zim as the voice of the Giant Doom Laser?

[@TheGreyGhost873]

The tradition that should be continued until to simply can’t be

[@AaronPLehmann]

I love Mother Terra. Crying

[@MrGoesBoom]

Second story really put me in the mood to go watch Invader Zim. Couldn't say why....

[@DrakHalcron]

Inside every office of Invade'R'Us is a clock. This clock counts in seconds since the last attempted Sol invasion. Due to call volume, the clock has never gone past 42 seconds...

[@derekdrake8706]

Best job I ever had.

[@JB-mg5lw]

Woot can almost taste 100K, great Job ASQ!

[@yomogami4561]

enjoyed the sentiment in the first story the second story was hilarious and loved it as would invader zim thanks for the narration

[@johnschneider931]

Second story, Doom... Good show chap

[@IceFiction404]

Great story !!

[@thundojohn2355]

I don’t know why but the video card before you click into the video made me think of Doofenshmirtz with a broken echo. Doom oom oom cookie oom

[@randomusernameCallin]

Notice how once they talk about an echo with the GAINT DOOM LASER aser ser er r, he started to added an echo in?

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@tonyneal910]

You seem to have forgotten the onion ninja warnings on the first one. Enjoyed the M.A.S.H. Easter egg in it. The second one was funny. 👍🐿

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Mother and the Onion Ninja's got me.

[@havoc9mm]

For the Squirrel! Marching to 100k!

[@Uzzgub]

A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm

[@archeyassassin]

DOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! FOR AUTHOR FOR THE NARRATOR!

[@chadstetson3998]

First story 😭, second story 🤣

[@joshfloyd7755]

The E.C.A.I.C.V is a totally believable acronym

[@nnevermore71]

Yaya! Almost 100k subs

[@sbritton1313]

That first story has onion ninjas hiding in it

[@jamesdaniel5335]

You make my workday go better. 🎉

[@blehbleh8552]

Why did I almost break at Mother Terra calling for Voyager 1?

[@snipermerc]

Cheyenne = Shy Ann... (bangs head on keyboard)

[@Avigorus]

The one thing I can think of that would've made this better would've been if you'd done some sort of effect when saying GIANT DOOM LASER such as overlaying multiple tracks of your voice or some sort of editor echo effect lol yeah would've been more work but I think that could've been fun enough to be worth it given how silly this one was

[@direguff6245]

Almost forgot to like til DOOOOOM!

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo 100K! Story 1: Mother Terra remembers her children Story 2: Idiots are DOOMED

[@queenbee8045]

Why am I crying for a robot….. I cry as I name the souls lost… Don, Yaun, Taylor, Victoria, Lewis, Cammy, Janice, Robert, and the 57 others.

[@KroMagnum4]

Never underestimate the ground to orbit pillow cannons!

[@LananeRyuu]

Counting down, here we go! Throwing a preemptive like on. For the Narrator, for the Algorithm!

[@KwaterbugBUTCHER]

For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice!

[@northernpolarbear3135]

Chuckle ... Your children must have had an interesting "bedtime story time" when they were growing up!

[@Danodan94]

I love you too Mother Terra! 🥹

[@robinchwan]

meanwhile AT THE LEGION OF DOOM!!! * zzzzzap *