r/HFY TFOS# 731 - You Don't Kill Larvae by TheAusNerd (Reddit Stories)

[@inkdd1463]

From making homemade flamethrowers for roaches to nukes for alien bugs, truly the most human approach

[@stinkyfungus]

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

[@CT-1035]

@@stinkyfungus tandem based kenetic rods from god, it ruins even the bedrock, then the nuke

[@dragonriderabens9761]

*Fortunate Son intensifies*

[@ravenschihl4038]

I might be a bit late but nuclear flamethrowers any one?

[@redraptorx1066]

bug: it's just larva. kill them. *a class of children die* humans: *menacingly* we are the masters of earth. we are the masters of earth. we are the masters of earth.

[@soffren]

And our mastery, does not end with earth.

[@ReaVen443]

F*cking Bugs attacked a Schoolship? They got of easy for what they did.

[@michaelbarnard8529]

Oh, I don’t know. Being turned into a living, conscious, skinsuit for a WMD seems, if not exactly right, at least poetic.

[@DoctorRobertNeville]

I liked when they said, "You don't kill children, you freakin' bug!" Know this you don't harm our young, elders, or our pets. Lest we send a planet buster bomb to your home world. Of course if we are feeling nice we might just terra-form your world to support our people.

[@dwwolf4636]

Lifeforms on earth that went after our young had a tendency to go extinct.....

[@kazadori164]

so they attacked a........school bus?

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

Yup.

[@TheMonkey747]

"They killed Ms. Frizzle! To WAR!"

[@kayakMike1000]

@@TheMonkey747 that woman was wanted for child endangerment by no less than three sapient races in six different provinces across the galactic federation.

[@standard-carrier-wo-chan]

@@TheMonkey747 "You got your wish Arnold. This isn't a field trip. Not anymore."

[@bigfatstupidfish2397]

The magic military transport

[@oakenshadow6763]

Don't kill kids. Simple rule of warfair with humans.

[@Sly_Wolf]

And if you do, do NOT be stupid enough to shoot at the medics of the soldiers curb stomping you. You hurt kids? Genocide. You hurt doc as you get genocides? Geneva checklist.

[@henrypaleveda7760]

another bug hunt, love me a bug hunt.

[@DocWolph]

This was not a hunt. It was an extermination.

[@soffren]

@@DocWolph that's just a really REALLY good hunt

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all!

[@ChaosLierLen]

Love me kids Love me bug hunts Simple as

[@markuhler2664]

Given the hive mind, the humans only killed one sentient being. Just one with many different bodies.

[@maplemoth7325]

Xenos should really stop attacking our kids. It never ends well for them.

[@csi1392]

ripley from an alien movie would disagree. when a species invades your home every member there is an enemy combatant

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@deadinsidemcgee411]

FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD, FOR HOME OF THE HOLY

[@notafrisbee5907]

Dejavu, I have heard this story before. Still nice tho. How do you select the stories anyway?

[@AgroSquerril]

with an algorithm of course! (its what i call my spreadsheet votes+word count+can be made youtube friendly :D)

[@DocWolph]

I think this is an elaboration of a previous story.

[@Mephiston]

There was another similar story of a chitinous bug species killing a scout troop, only to be murdered by actual soldiers, without nukes or anything.

[@Sheldezare]

I mean most stories on the sub are following pretty much the same structure: aliens attack humans, aliens make stupid move, humans do some suffering and loss before exterminating aliens and/or winning the girl and the applause of the whole restaurant.

[@losthero0]

Does anyone remember the name of the story on this channel with 4 large aliens landing in earth in a city then killing a crying baby in a mother's arms, she goes insane and attacks them but is also killed, along with others in the crowd who became outraged. Then every subsequent battle across the stars began with the audio clip of a crying baby, a shot, a woman's scream. Always sent every human into a berserker rage.

[@mariesalias]

We Thought Wrong by Endersgame69. I may be remembering the authors name slightly wrong. I just listened to this story a couple of days ago, so it’s still fresh.

[@losthero0]

@@mariesalias Awesome! Thank you! Been looking for this one and the other one about us colonizing every Asteroid in the solar system and having a super dense rod being extracted from the sun to be used as a resource for colonization and building, and super dense metals being used to basically make cheap cans for food. Wanted to add both these to my favorites. Thank you again!

[@mariesalias]

@@losthero0 I’ll have to keep an eye/ear out for the second one, I don’t think I’ve encountered it yet.

[@leechowning8728]

@@losthero0 "TFOS1123, Our attack was unfortunate." One of my favorites.

[@leechowning8728]

@@mariesalias TFOS1123 "Our attack was unfortunate". It is... entertaining, as long as you do not mind the idea of overcrowding that would make roaches feel claustrophobic.

[@leadingauctions8440]

These are the bad ass stories we like

[@bradwolf07]

And that is why you don't harm our children, Bug Brains

[@daleeasternbrat816]

Show the Queen the vid of the Mama Elephant Stomping a Crocodile to Death. She really overdid it. She overdid it A Lot. At what point the Croc decided that Attacking a baby Elephant was a really stupid idea is unknown.

[@mugenokami2201]

Or a hippo dividing a croc without a calculator

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@AgroSquerril]

Kept going

[@chrissoto7187]

They got off easily

[@truj6562]

I don’t know if anyone has brought it up but the doom guy isekai 40k word met the view and like goal. Are you working on that, or Is there enough story left for it?

[@AgroSquerril]

Unfortunately the week of meeting the goal the Author cancelled the series.

[@silence___]

Wait what send the link I want to read that

[@zadikariamitchell1930]

Ah shit, I remember that. It was fun.

[@CitrusPeppercorn]

So doom guy in 40k meets woppie Goldberg?

[@dragonriderabens9761]

Wait, what? That’s a thing?

[@gretor5114]

Burn them back to bedrock.

[@larsharris]

This lesson needs to be applied today.

[@Cursedzeba]

The only good bug is a dead bug. Nuke em Rico

[@purpledevilr7463]

For the Algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm!

[@whowhat4573]

Algorithm be pleased.

[@purpledevilr7463]

For the Algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm!

[@brisingr12313]

Doesn’t this sound like it has a Starcraft theme?

[@michaelbarnard8529]

If it was written in the last few weeks, I would expect it to be based on current events.

[@kemmli]

For the algorithm!!

[@davidknight1129]

I love your channel

[@Elyseon]

Those hive and empire and warrior types are always such arrogant, pretentious, and cowardly bastards. They act all high and mighty when mowing down the defenseless but soil themselves once the "inferiors" fight back.

[@damiennightmaresx7950]

hearad it before but the hivemind is different its more ant like and not "WE ARE ALL VESSELS FOR THE QUEEN WE HAVE NO INDEPENT THOUGHT FOR IT IS NOT NESSACRY"

[@andreibogoi2530]

spacemarins an tiranids warhammer 40k

[@michaelbarnard8529]

Nah. Too intelligent for that.

[@rev_ares8680]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@purpledevilr7463]

For the Algorithm!

[@bobsterclause342]

For the swarm

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm

[@PoliceTelephoneBox]

Subpar story. The idea that humans would send a school bus to uncharted space or that they'd be stupid enough to nuke another species without some sort of diplomacy and risk war with another space fairing species is stupid as hell. Great reading though!

[@deadinsidemcgee411]

I’ve seen people drown wasps in ranch dressing. The resounding conclusion made by the comments section was in multiple versions. One response was, “get that mfer”, another was “the ranch didn’t deserve this”. You really think humanity wouldn’t choose violence if aliens slaughtered children? Especially BUG xenos? Nah, personally speaking I’d go full 40k on their asses.

[@VadulTharys]

Alien space faring bugs that kill boy scouts out on a tour would be exterminated. Humans don't tolerate bugs that kill kids, on earth or in space.

[@dorthvoder9375]

Agree with the one above

[@dorthvoder9375]

And there was bothing known in space so there would have to be no precautions, like taking a bus to a national park and discovering an armada.

[@Sora_SlimeCat]

@@dorthvoder9375 The wasps are armed and want your flesh! The school did not anticipate this! The military will remedy that soon, though.

[@Monster_Ink]

Hehe For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@saxquest]

That is a messed up story

[@peekakuchu6878]

FTA!!

[@AgroSquerril]

FTA!!

[@babla69420]

They should've been enslaved as fodder, that's their punishment

[@michaelbarnard8529]

They had tissue samples, and apparently the ability to either clone or resurrect the transport bug. Who says they didn’t keep them as fodder?

[@Seisoks]

early !

[@merlinwizard1000]

97th, 2 July 2023

[@918guy]

My names Slim and I'm from Buenos Aires!..... Would you like to know more?

[@politebadger5049]

for the algorithm

[@ironworksdragon6843]

For the algorithm

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm