r/HFY TFOS# 712 - Hunter in the Office & The Crowd Pleaser (Hfy Reddit Story)

[@wolfoffenris9951]

"did I not please you, did I not spill blood like you?"* turns around and walks away* Human in the crowd :"MAXIMUS MAXIMUS, MAXIMUS, MAXIMUS"

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

Story 1: Chewing your food is considered barbaric and predatory? Uh, there's plenty of herbivores on Earth that chew their food. Cows for example.

[@ChrissieBear]

Yeah, that aspect of the story is stupid.

[@shadowwatcher5042]

I know this is an old comment, but it was not the fact of the chewing, it was how he was chewing. Like when people eat with their mouths open kind of thing. Or snakes and their lack of chewing.

[@calvingreene90]

Cows don't chew their food. They bite and swallow. After the food has fermented some they regurgitate it and chew their cud.

[@namianicgono9250]

I thought it was funny with the stealing energy from other like herbivore don't steal energy from plants

[@adriane8565]

I think he's just so fixated on the idea of being near a species that eats meat he sees everything as slightly threatening and horrifying, including just the simple act of chewing on food or using a pen. 😂

[@PoldaranOfDalaran]

I was half expecting Orion's lunches to be comprised of PB&J sandwiches, tbh.

[@bobsterclause342]

You know this is how galactic animal planet is spinning it like this right now.

[@torch1028]

Wake up literal sheeple, G.A.P. is fake news!

[@normiesalvador1854]

Orion reminds me of when I used to edit manuscripts on paper and found a repeated error.

[@gregorypryor7401]

I guess Keith was smiling because now he could talk the new human into helping him take over the place.

[@bvc5320]

The Crowd Pleaser starts at around 8:00-8:10 not at 7:10. To Spite the Algorithm.

[@AgroSquerril]

corrected

[@SpitfiretheCat16]

_cough..._ ...That other guy was wrong, the second story actually starts around 8:24.

[@AgroSquerril]

corrected

[@sherylcascadden4988]

I used to proofread legal documents, red pen in hand. If they didn't provide a red pen I liked, I would buy my own. I caught many mistakes, and the typists were not happy. EDIT: autocorrect made "were" into "we're"..... Again.

[@GrimFaceHunter]

*were

[@sherylcascadden4988]

@@GrimFaceHunter damn auto correct anyway.

[@Allantitan]

12:37 Keith: finally a worthy opponent! OUR FIGHT SHALL BE LEGENDARY!!!!!!!

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Prophet

[@DisIzDaName]

Story 2: I was expecting the last opponent to be something like a playful puppy, or a basket of kittens. "Ha! Let's see you fight THAT, smartass!"

[@narutohuntmendemon6354]

This is racism in the finest in the first story

[@gettingby365]

Story 2 - He smiled, "Finally, now we outnumber them."

[@arakheno4051]

For the Algorithm! Accountants hunting.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@TheGrinningViking]

This is the most impressive alien name to pronounce correctly.

[@elaniarkady7351]

I absolutely love Orion the auditor. 😂

[@thomaskelleyjr.1671]

I paused to try and read the intro. All I could see was "My name is 'The Hampsterdance Song'"

[@henrypaleveda7760]

fighting fire with fire I guess

[@radioactiveassassin5218]

We may be predators, but we're no animals.

[@sun31277]

humans are animals

[@Allantitan]

@@sun31277 ah but we’re at least slightly more civilized animals…or some of us are

[@jddbrr4144]

mhtirogla eht liah!

[@AgroSquerril]

A.T.F

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

First For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@midgefidget5796]

I'm guessing that last opponent was another human...

[@o7Bones]

alien guy seriously needs a transfer

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

[@kirkjones9639]

Fur the Algorerithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm :)

[@Domicle]

Yeayaaa!!

[@brandonmaart2202]

For the Algorithm

[@jetstreambrony]

ArcSeconds

[@passingthetorch5831]

Mmmm, hunting for bugs ...

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@whowhat4573]

Algorithm be pleased.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@rev_ares8680]

Nice

[@AgroSquerril]

Thanks glad you enjoyed

[@josmeijers2818]

F.T.A !

[@bobsterclause342]

Time tor wwe

[@Bdady74]

Algorithm appeasement comment

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@peekakuchu6878]

Is there any dancing hfy?

[@AgroSquerril]

there is a dance battle in Billy Bob Space Trucker

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A

[@AgroSquerril]

F.T.A

[@VadulTharys]

F T A

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

hmm.. no showman ship , ohh sweet alien , your watching a creature with no natural weapons not even slaughter but ..execute.. supposed opponents i think you should reconsider that wish for a true show ..is a real thing.. and the thing you need to give that kind of human a challenge ,well.. hoppe the arena your at got insurance ,there might not be much left of it by the time one of them stands victorious and blood soaked ontop to carcass of the other

[@merlinwizard1000]

69th, 19 December 2023

[@JainZar1]

It's a good thing the aliens didn't watch the movie "The Accountant" before.

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

[@redjackel6161]

For the Algorithm

[@WiredTurkey316]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm