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Agro Squirrel Narrates

Agro Squirrel Narrates

Күн бұрын

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@AshtonCoolman
@AshtonCoolman 3 жыл бұрын
The humans still play Warhammer 40K and know how to recognize a Tyranid hive fleet when they see one. EXTERMINATUS!
@aleisterlavey9716
@aleisterlavey9716 3 жыл бұрын
The spikes gave a hint
@atom3012
@atom3012 3 жыл бұрын
GLORY FOR THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@robertstan9733
@robertstan9733 3 жыл бұрын
"My Lord, the humanoid xenos protectorate in the nearby sector is under attack by a Hive fleet. How should we respond?" "Are those the ones that look like cute doggo's and have been very good bois?" "Yes, m'Lord" "Prepare my battlecruiser and rally the entire fleet in this quadrant . I will see to this one personally."
@AshtonCoolman
@AshtonCoolman 3 жыл бұрын
@@aleisterlavey9716 how many spikes is too many spikes? ONE!😤 EXTERMINATUS
@CT-1035
@CT-1035 2 жыл бұрын
@@AshtonCoolman Wrong, there’s never enough spikes as long as they serve the Emperor’s purpose for them
@thunderbird4636
@thunderbird4636 3 жыл бұрын
All life is precious. Except for the hive. Frick the hive. That got me good
@t.j.cornett7495
@t.j.cornett7495 Жыл бұрын
All life is sacred until it's a threat or I'm hungry...
@decimation9780
@decimation9780 2 жыл бұрын
If there’s ever a sequel to this story, I feel as though whatever queen mother resides at the top of this hivemind is going to be the next target of humanity.
@fayefrosting6913
@fayefrosting6913 3 жыл бұрын
In short Humanity is a working water well in the middle of the desert, you don't know how it got there and you don't know how it's still there but it is.
@GuukanKitsune
@GuukanKitsune Жыл бұрын
Desert Pete. Drink all the water you can hold, wash your face and cool your feet. But leave that bottle full for others; thank you kindly, Desert Pete
@Sharkakaka
@Sharkakaka 3 жыл бұрын
Wait a sec... intelligent life, with close resemblance to humans, and feline features... Cat people?!?
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
maybe.....
@seanpeacock4290
@seanpeacock4290 3 жыл бұрын
It explains why they fought so hard.
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 2 жыл бұрын
Feline and Canine features, cat-wolf people.
@WintersTheSixth
@WintersTheSixth Жыл бұрын
"THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO CAT GIRLS YOU FUCKING NIDS!"
@purevert
@purevert Жыл бұрын
Those damn tyranids, they dare attack the cat and wolf people.
@spacetechempire510
@spacetechempire510 4 жыл бұрын
SPOILER “To them all life matters ....except for the krezill hive. (Explicit) the krezill hive” Are we sure the narrator is not partly human. Cuz that shure seams like a human response.
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 3 жыл бұрын
How long have humans been around? Cause if they've been around for a while, some human mannerisms may have been into the alien cultures.
@spacetechempire510
@spacetechempire510 3 жыл бұрын
@@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim humans might of been around for at least 30 years.
@GuukanKitsune
@GuukanKitsune Жыл бұрын
He was quoting humans on the matter.
@forksandspoons7272
@forksandspoons7272 Жыл бұрын
Damn! The quality of various stories here varies a fair bit. I have to hand it to this author. They know how to spin a yarn. 👏👏👏👏
@crayonchomper1180
@crayonchomper1180 3 жыл бұрын
I hope Humanity took DNA samples (as in the full genome) of the Wolf-cat species, it would really suck if they didn't and just let them get wiped out
@strikethespike816
@strikethespike816 3 жыл бұрын
I think the evacuated some of them so wolf-cat people live on
@JaneAria
@JaneAria 3 жыл бұрын
they took samples from all the planets to preserve it
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 2 жыл бұрын
They evacuated some of the civilians, so if they didn't, they still could.
@ennellyvonswortts4223
@ennellyvonswortts4223 7 ай бұрын
The question is, what is "some" of the locals? There's a vast difference between a couple ship-fulls and a few million.
@Ackalan
@Ackalan 7 ай бұрын
Hive: "Mmmm... Food..." Humanity: *Bites hand* Hive: "Hmm... Better close that door, that food is sharp."
@bobsterclause342
@bobsterclause342 3 жыл бұрын
All life is precious against the chisel hive. Frick the chisel hive.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
indeed
@donchichivagabond1578
@donchichivagabond1578 Жыл бұрын
Ancient human entertainment has been used to develop a battle plan in the future.
@ufoe20011
@ufoe20011 Жыл бұрын
New wepon idea. Instead of wormholeing the heart of a star out. Open a fuck off wormhole near the enemy fleet INTO the heart of a blackhole . Just suck up the whole damn fleet.
@Ackalan
@Ackalan 7 ай бұрын
That idea might run into time dilation issues.
@jimdemertzim1
@jimdemertzim1 2 жыл бұрын
So Aparently the entire universe agrees that space locust sucks
@CRONNOS95
@CRONNOS95 3 жыл бұрын
That fight scene was just perfect, I love a good last stand.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@werewolf4358
@werewolf4358 2 жыл бұрын
Humans in the Golden Age of Technology vs Tyranids. Pretty dope
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 2 жыл бұрын
Not quite Golden Age of Technology, they didn't have black-hole cannons, but pretty close.
@starsetgamer8914
@starsetgamer8914 2 жыл бұрын
@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 you forgot the time travel to make you go a second back and foreward to cause you to hit yourself exploding, or the near invulnerable ship hulls, and the even scarier ground forces
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 2 жыл бұрын
@@starsetgamer8914 or the fact that most of what exists in 40k as far as weaponry is concerned, is what the golden/dark age of technology would consider to be either civilian agricultural equipment or light scouting vehicles.
@mackenziedrake
@mackenziedrake 2 ай бұрын
That is one of the best. It doesn't *need* a re-recording, but it is worthy of the effort.
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 4 жыл бұрын
Forkin great work
@renewalacumen1770
@renewalacumen1770 3 жыл бұрын
So Enders game, but more black and white.
@johnnycampbell3422
@johnnycampbell3422 2 жыл бұрын
Enders game was a single attack by the bugs then a total withdraw.
@Swordfish42
@Swordfish42 2 жыл бұрын
Really not at all, only similarity is a hive species. Other than that there are really none
@darkkrafter
@darkkrafter 3 жыл бұрын
This was a realy cool and creatief onen
@miguelcolon5701
@miguelcolon5701 3 жыл бұрын
Frick the hive
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
indeed
@LegendStormcrow
@LegendStormcrow 2 жыл бұрын
That was lovely, but I still give my life to the Swarm.
@SilverMKI
@SilverMKI Жыл бұрын
Fantastic story, well read.
@theonetodefyall238
@theonetodefyall238 4 жыл бұрын
keeper going
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
kept going
@AFriend21
@AFriend21 Жыл бұрын
YEAH FREAK THE HIVE
@t.j.cornett7495
@t.j.cornett7495 Жыл бұрын
All life is sacred until it's a threat or food.
@johnwilliams7885
@johnwilliams7885 Жыл бұрын
This one was a good one. Loved the ending
@victortahlor4038
@victortahlor4038 Жыл бұрын
Thank You for the reading
@leadingauctions8440
@leadingauctions8440 Жыл бұрын
This story was intricate and amazing.
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@slatondragon
@slatondragon 2 жыл бұрын
great story again! thanks
@918guy
@918guy 6 ай бұрын
All hail Jeff!
@jonahingram3496
@jonahingram3496 2 жыл бұрын
The last bit about the dying human made me sad kinda touching
@lukeshort2960
@lukeshort2960 4 жыл бұрын
if only we humans were truly like this.....
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
something to aspire to be
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 4 жыл бұрын
We can only get better, we must get better.
@spacetechempire510
@spacetechempire510 4 жыл бұрын
H-Town_F2 if not for us then for thoughts who come after us.
@_sky_3123
@_sky_3123 4 жыл бұрын
These are future humans, I would hope they would be like this. Would be really proud to have an offspring like that.
@ashleycroydon9743
@ashleycroydon9743 4 жыл бұрын
We may stumble every so often but you have to admit that we as a species will always strive for greater things. Road to hell is paved by good intentions that’s why I love this species We still here baby 💯💯🇦🇺🇦🇺❤️❤️🙌🏾
@Terran.Marine.2
@Terran.Marine.2 3 ай бұрын
4 da AL GORE RHYTHM! 🪘
@000Krim
@000Krim 3 жыл бұрын
Zerg!
@allenmorgan1007
@allenmorgan1007 3 жыл бұрын
FtA, FtA(s), FtDV!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@robertt.walzel4648
@robertt.walzel4648 4 ай бұрын
Freck that hive!
@FedralBI
@FedralBI 3 жыл бұрын
F.T.A.
@johnathanstephenson8107
@johnathanstephenson8107 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm! ;D
@TheyCalledMeT
@TheyCalledMeT Жыл бұрын
37:12 and we live in a weird time where this sentence is deemed racist
@Dk8250
@Dk8250 2 жыл бұрын
Dam Tyranids
@darkhorse13golfgaming
@darkhorse13golfgaming 2 жыл бұрын
That last line 😂😂😂😂
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
:)
@nos2342
@nos2342 3 жыл бұрын
To please the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@jeff669
@jeff669 3 жыл бұрын
Bump
@johnnyrotten3175
@johnnyrotten3175 8 ай бұрын
4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗
@Azarath304
@Azarath304 2 жыл бұрын
Wonder how many people didn't like this video because the count was 777?
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
lucky for some , unlucky for others
@minecraft425
@minecraft425 Жыл бұрын
Probably not that many kinda human instinct to up it to target numbers, triple 7 was almost certainly the goal not the dislike it self.
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын
91st, 9 September 2023
@earmunchermuncher7639
@earmunchermuncher7639 4 ай бұрын
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