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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened to sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
Science fiction literature, film, television, and other media have become popular and influential over much of the world. Besides providing entertainment, it can also criticize present-day society, and is often said to inspire a "sense of wonder".
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Greentext , what does it mean?
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A popular device used for quotation and storytelling.
This began on the *chan imageboards, where quoting text places a Less or Greater than symbol in front of it, turning it green. This effect can also be done manually. Before long, this feature was put to innovative use. When quoting another post, greentext is frequently used for summary, criticism, and ridicule. Its other major use is storytelling, in which a lengthy story is told through fragmentary statements in greentext.
Greentext became highly popular for both of these functions due to its convenience. When quoting a post, it is easier to summarize than to respond in full. When telling a story, stringing together sentence fragments is a grammatically easier alternative to prose composition (it also makes for lighter reading).
This feature has become so widespread that it is sometimes used outside of imageboards (eg KZbin comments).
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Taken from Urban Dictionary
#Hfy #Scifi #NArration

[@majnabunny]

Oh yes warp space travel the only means where you can both arrive decades before you left and turn up a millennia late

[@AgroSquerril]

true

[@majnabunny]

@bobsterclause I was referring to how this is akin 40k warp and yes there is time travel in warp-space and in multiple mentions in the books and lore that time travel is possible but causality is fixed so yes you can go back but time will not change.

[@jasonbull6560]

Too funny, relatively. X

[@hogfry]

Oh god... Those poor aliens. 40k style warfare. Astartes, battle barges, Librarians... They were NOT ready...

[@96soup]

None of the filthy Xenos shall stand up to the emperor's finest!

[@paulhuston9991]

The salamanders and black dragons might make their minds go boof

[@wrath2501]

Brothers, get the flamers. The heavy flamers.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

Purging with my kin by Lincoln loyalist should be heard by the xeno at any moment . . .

[@MobiusPi]

I wish we got the Ork cosplayers. Just imagine the insanity.

[@johnneisser9963]

"Thats no moon" was when i caught on what was going on

[@jimmykarlsson4126]

same

[@wrath2501]

A true "aww crap" moment.

[@kurtismiller9544]

Got to love the 40K, craziest frickers of the bunch

[@prussiankingdom1693]

Yeah, and using the warp is faster than warp travel

[@user-zv6th8fh8v]

@@prussiankingdom1693 Star Trek engine tech should be renamed to Alcubierre space WRAP.

[@nuru666]

As soon as I heard that they were boarding ships I knew only one fandom mad enough to do that sort of shit. For the Emperor!

[@Jason-sm4oc]

@@nuru666 For the Emperor! For the Squerril! For the Algorithim

[@secretobvious6033]

what chapter are you in?

[@imaginaryparsnip]

TFW: You have intel your enemy has standard ship like normal people TFW: you attack TFW: Your perfect counter to their ships is counted as they have a fleet of every possible concept of space ship, except chaos warp, nobodys crazy enough to use those kinds of engines TFW: you have to retreat, at least we shall all live to fight another day TFW: Chaos Warp energy is detected and solid lumps of metal and guns appear in the center of your fleet TFW: you hear a loud thunk, then a chainsaw and yells of "FOR THE GOD EMPEROR" coming from your bathroom TFW: You remember humans are the psychos of the galaxy

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

Daily reminder that the forces of chaos and the empire set aside their eternal fight so they could beat up the aliens who turned humans into cattle. They wiped out the human cattle as well since they were rightfully guilty of being subservient to xeno.

[@ckl9390]

At least this prospective Xeno aggressor was somewhat intelligent as they did their homework on what they thought would be a reasonable military response. Even better, they decided to retreat when it was clear that there was far too many unaccounted for variables.

[@Naramsit]

@@ckl9390 Sounds Tau to me

[@GuukanKitsune]

@Roman von ungern-sternberg I mean, frankly, this is the one thing that Chaos and Imperial Marines agree on. Mankind, setting aside their endless petty war of ideology and coming together in joy and harmony for one week a year to F**K SOME XENO F**KERS UP. HAVE A RED SLAANESHMAS EVERYONE!

[@Navy89SEALs]

I would like to see that Admiral try to Court Marshall a civilian. Especially if the civilian owns a working Death Star and fleet.

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@calvingreene90]

Martial law such as you would find around a space battle would allow for the Court marshalling of civilians. Besides the Death Star isn't that valuable of of war ship.

[@lyrigageforge3259]

In the arbitrary quotation of words of one of our comedians: 'I don't know why it is such a problem for a country to have a lot of depth. After all, nations have armies - and banks right about 3 clerks and a stabler. (And no lawyers do not have armies either.)

[@oresit5750]

the fandoms is strong with this one

[@AgroSquerril]

that they are

[@shawnmiles16]

I was like wtf is happening, then i was like ahhhhhhhh Roflmfao 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SergeyWaytov]

@@AgroSquerril so it was Star Wars, Star Trek, and 40k, with latter having a warp drive hiccup and some of their ships arriving to the middle of enemy formation?

[@Jason-sm4oc]

All that is missing is several Revelation/Apostle battle groups, a few Avatars, a couple of Erebus, a whole pack of Nyx supercarriers and more Drakes, Myrmidons, Rooks and Brutix than you can reasonably count, closely followed by 3.5 billon Brave Newbies in Rifters!

[@SergeyWaytov]

@@Jason-sm4oc can you plz tell which fandom you're referring to? Im a bit confused

[@Sharkakaka]

"What is that? A moon?" Someone did build a death star didn't they?

[@dragonriderabens9761]

Death Star, Star destroyers and (according to the comments) space marines

[@lyrigageforge3259]

@@dragonriderabens9761 Hmm Star destroyer - I seem to remember a story where a sun started to revolve around the ship with somewhat large gravity-well. At that point it would start getting viable to play some sun-bowling with the enemy formation.

[@roboticfish317]

AVE IMPARATOR! TERRA INVICTA!

[@sethgilcrist8088]

For the God Emperor of Mankind. For the Golden Throne

[@chrisdefresne3235]

That 1st story had me in tears from laughter

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@hekmatyar4476]

FORRR THE GOD EMPERORRRRRRRRRRR CHARGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! -some random warhammer 40k astartes cos player.

[@greygalaxy8638]

The first story, I can't stop laughing and saying "YUS!". So awesome! Ridiculous, but AWESOME. So the setting is probably thousands of years in the future, since both the Eternal Empire and the Terran Union are called "Galactic Powers", with fleets numbering "Trillions of ships" for each Battle Line, that could out mass whole solar systems. And instantaneous wormhole travel is the main way of getting around. I guess, with technologies and resources like that, we can afford to make inferior non-military-spec techologies for civilian use. Probably molecular-construction is common enough that we can virtually build anything we want, like we do today with 3D printing. No doubt those future fanboys (now with Convention Centers the size of solar systems) probably molecularly printed all those ships. So, I am not surprised that the Vice-Admiral could threaten a fanboy even with an Imperial Fleet and the Death Star behind him, because even if they built that Battle Station to full Star Wars spec, its firepower is probably nothing compared to the current mainline Military ships. Lol

[@Sorain1]

Those poor Eternal Empire AI's, having to deal with so much stupid in one place. To be fair to them, they COULD have prepared for this, but that's why you don't chain your AI's too hard, they'll be too literal.

[@properfunny]

Funny on the ending for the first story. I feel sorry for anyone who missed all of this in the background.

[@dragonsdensurvival5170]

That first one is funny as hell because I can see it actually happening if we had the technology 😆

[@steveradroach9101]

Yeah, if humanity ever reach the space ship age and all that,I hope at least one ship will be a reference to those!

[@jeremycheney142]

Or old sailing ships

[@alexs5814]

The hope is not IF we'll ever have that tech. The question is how much money the fandoms are willing to spend to develop that tech for their pleasure. because i assure you we always will have enough money.

[@robertstan9733]

"The right to bear Super destroyers shall not be infringed."

[@LordGertz]

Not if but when.

[@judahschultz]

What would have been icing on the cake: all of a sudden across the COM‘s comes a transmission from Sierra 117, stating that he was going to return the empire’s bomb…

[@ekhidna4]

For the Emperor! First to the Egg! Normandy, prepare Thanix Cannon! The Galactica shall assist! Save room for the Babylon! Rocinante reporting! They shall burn like Fireflies! Maximum Warp! The Republic Stands!

[@AgroSquerril]

FOR PONY!

[@spacetechempire510]

Coalition forced inbound. IGS Atlas in bound.

[@koryu9924]

Stargate command checking in

[@Talon1124]

UNSC Infinity, emerging from Slipspace.

[@robertschumacher2707]

@@AgroSquerril Ready the orbital friendship cannon?

[@eleventhprimarch5303]

So proud to be a Primarch!

[@bitemyshinymetalass7393]

the emperor protects

[@arobidy]

And Cadia stands

[@nuru666]

@@arobidy The planet broke before the Guard did.

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@ignusthemad3150]

i nearly peed myself or with the 40k fandom, we can let these kind have starship

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@calvingreene90]

Don't let humans develop their own FTL. Give them a lousy but safe one and let them "steal" a good one.

[@paulhuston9991]

Love the grim dark showed up ya never know with the warp lol

[@colinmasterson666]

14:18 I was kinda waiting for a “Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the skull throne!” or a “I am Alpharius!” from one of the Warhammer 40k fans but it was still funny nonetheless.

[@michaelthompson5933]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@dividewalker5673]

Loyalists only! No Chaos!

[@somewhereelse1235]

@@dividewalker5673 Alpharius is a loyalist, though. And also a traitor. For we are all Alpharius.

[@dksamuri]

That first story was fricking hilarious

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@SC-vs7ik]

😂 😂 "That's no MOON!!" 😂😂

[@Jason-sm4oc]

I was waiting for "Oh my gawd! ... Thats a Fu*@ing TITAN"

[@gr33ntimer15]

As soon as I heard a moon has appeared I knew what was coming XD

[@AgroSquerril]

pew pew pew

[@jaimehuizar6727]

@@AgroSquerril can you make a playlist with you comedic videos

[@blackfire3744]

Guess the emperor was lucky there weren't any anime fans in the fleet.

[@milesedgeworth3667]

Especially space themed anime fans

[@dantreadwell7421]

Space Battleship Yamato? Or maybe Gunbuster?

[@chrisdufresne9359]

Sad Gundam noises

[@wrath2501]

Emperor: Is that some sort of feline flying in space?

[@chrisdufresne9359]

@@wrath2501 Voltron?

[@jj003333]

My favorite hfy stories are the ones where the fandoms conquer on accident with old fashioned Tech

[@plinko-moss]

“Is that a moon?”, Triangle shaped ships, hyperspace? Ok, who let the star wars nerd create a Death Star? BECAUSE THAT IS GENIUS! Warp 10!

[@craftysmithkeith3653]

It’s great to know that civilians are allowed to partake in war using their custom ships

[@jeremycheney142]

Mine would be from halo's universe.

[@Wolfbroa]

@@jeremycheney142 same lol, gonna be hilarious to see xeno reaction to a covenant super carrier long night of solace

[@SubZole]

When you have a battle capable life-size Deathstar replica i think you can join whatever war you like XD

[@jeremycheney142]

@@Wolfbroa i was thinking more like a forerunner ship or the infinity

[@crtntiddles5178]

I'd get me a 40k ship

[@jakeand9020]

"They instead find the easiest method to probably not kill themselves" That sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

[@goldiegolderman1842]

GLORY TO THE GOD EMPEROR! WE WALK IN IS LIGHT! FOR THE EMPEROR AND THE IMPERIUM OF MAN!

[@pikachufantastic]

Starwars star trek and 40k together I can see it happen that fanboys of science fiction help make tech for space war.

[@ryancronwell6368]

The 40k fans probably spent the most money out of all of the forces present.

[@nuru666]

@@ryancronwell6368 All that genetic modification and bolters and power armour can't be cheap

[@Wolfbroa]

Halo, destiny, etc just adding even more numbers to that lol

[@wrath2501]

No force in this universe can stand against the fandom.

[@sethgilcrist8088]

@@ryancronwell6368 only if the ships were manufactured by games workshop in space

[@thenthson]

Wait. Isn't Warp ten literally infinite speed?

[@asgardianblacksmith464]

Yes, i can only asume that the autor was using the TNG version, were Geordi once stated the ship broke Warp 10, but the actual technical manual states Warp 9.9999999996! kzbin.info/www/bejne/q362l2ytdrpgrbs 0:48

[@spacetechempire510]

I do remember the story say close to warp 10 so I very high warp 9 to a point I don’t think there’s enough space in this comment or will in myself to type that many.

[@SiegeTF]

I thought the future version of the retrofitted Enterprise broke Warp 10 rather casually in the series finalè.

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

It's thousands of years into the future. The Star Trek IP holder (wait, it should be open source by then, right?) has probably retconned the warp scale multiple times by the events of the story.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

So we unlock enough dakka at something called “warp 10” ? thanks I’ll let the nerds know that we need bulllets that go that fast

[@goldiegolderman1842]

Glory to the God-Emperor! We walk in his Light! For the Emperor and the Imperium of Man!

[@robertschumacher2707]

Khorne wanted to see a battle that day.

[@detsalb5789]

When we do make space warships we should just take designs from science fiction that work for their intended role

[@AgroSquerril]

no doubt

[@chrisdefresne3235]

So it'd be either Battlestar Galactica or Expanse ships? Maybe Halo

[@secretobvious6033]

40K fandom lets go for the emperor

[@goldiegolderman1842]

Proud to be a Terran!

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@CaptainShield]

Encouraging new listeners to check out the earlier episodes.

[@morgankuikka4940]

Reminds me of a similar story "i love nerds" i think, basically earth was going to get attacked and a bunch of nerds in x wings, super star destroyers and all kinds of fictional fleets came to the rescue.

[@alexs5814]

Gotta be honest here, this first story was one absolute blast to read and i desperately hope for some more of that particular setting. on a different note: imagine the same thing but with magic. some kind of eldritch god decides to invade terra now that we have finally coalesced enough aetherial density in our souls to begin learning about magic in the universe and so our souls are finally tasty enough for his consumption. his uncountable legions tear portals all over our world to begin assaulting our cities. meagre defenses begin to oppose them which are primarily composed of governmentally founded mage forces. they almost fail to contain the first weak assault of the bottom feeder demons. the strength of the armies of the eldritch god seem unstoppable. but then... the forces all over the world suddenly feel stronger and their wounds heal. The WOW fanboys arrived first due to their summoned mounts and cast buffs and mass heals to support the main human fighters. next: bright blue portals open from blue scrolls and hordes of D2 mages disembark the TP's to bolster the front lines with untold legions of Skeletons, Golems, Wolves, Bears and the pure Magical Artillery that are the Mage classes. Now that the battle lines have balanced out even more Humans trickle towards thousands of the battlefields: D&D magicals exit the beatdown student loan vehicles they used to get to the battles and cast spells like Revivifie or even True Resurrection to help save any of the dead who did not survive the first attack of the eldritch hordes. They begin building Peasant Railguns and others Wild Shape into Golden Dragons or Tarrasques to form bulwarks in front of their squishier friends that are concentrating on spells like Wish or maybe just Barding away on their different instruments to bolster the spirits of the combines defenders of their World. Even more people join the fights: Yu-Gi-Oh, Magic-the-Gathering and Pokemon Players combine their forces to spawn untold amounts of creatures who hurl themselves towards the enemies. The demons are slaughtered by Marit Lage Fling Loops, their magical support is wiped from them by massive global effects like Harpie's Feather Duster or simply just vaporized by untold bolts of Burst Streams of Destruction and many of the surviving greater Demons are somehow killed by F.E.A.R. Lv1 Rattata, Destiny Bond Wobbufet or Fissured out of the plane by massive Forms of Groudon whilst being cooked by the Harsh Sunlight. The Weebs Arrive... Armies of sweaty Fedoras, KZbin Commenters and Fandom Creators join the battles and transform into avatars of their beloved characters. Bronys, Supermen, Son-Gokus, Friezas, Sailor-Scouts with Neckbeards, and any other Pop-Culture reference in existance floods towards the faltering hordes of the God to show him that Humanity is willing to Rip and Tear untill all his forces are Done. The victory is astounding, reverbs throughout the aetherial multiplanar construct and is absolutely final. The God is written out of existance by the combined powers of [STING] from Worm, Nanoha's orbital friendship cannon, several Plagg's from Ladybug casting their Destruction in a choir and things like the Genkidama, Tsukuyomi and a kitchen sink thrown in for flavor. Humanity is never bothered by invarders again because scryers find out that Fans of the WH40k, Lovecraft, SCP, Slenderman and some other Franchises deliberately decided to abstain as their impact on the battlefield could have led to catastrophic results for both the attacker and the defenders. the End? i imagine some kind of Magic Olympic games could be set up for humans to learn other species and their mystical arts? F.T.A. or something^^

[@alarosebaster2626]

Dear god, I want to see this written out as an HFY story. Human creativity and imagination would be an abomination if allowed to manifest into the physical world.

[@alexs5814]

@@alarosebaster2626 Thanks for the kind words^^ I posted this in the HFY writing prompts but no people seemed to like the idea enough to write something...

[@judahschultz]

Don’t forget: the DND characters need to be carrying their dice on them for them to successfully use True Resurrection…. They must roll higher than 15…

[@alexs5814]

@@judahschultz just this once it wouöd be quantity over quality, since we'd surely have enough dnd mages to cast the required spells. On the other hand: diamonds might suddenly get much more expensive.

[@hekmatyar4476]

I'm late by a year but oh god the first story, once the death korp of krieg fleet arrives the xenos gotta prepare for a bombardment that hasn't been seen since world war 1

[@judahschultz]

If the Kreig reminds people of World War I, what does the black guard remind people of???

[@nathanjensen3928]

How did I miss this yesterday

[@AgroSquerril]

was hidden under the couch

[@Jason-sm4oc]

@@AgroSquerril lol

[@nyetzdyec3391]

Interesting... I remember a comment thread on another video that played out much like this first story...! The comment thread, however, was newer.

[@Lord_Lasagña]

FOR THE EMPEROR!! *More~*

[@Tulark_Killian]

Nice star wars refrence

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@elaniarkady7351]

the Fandom ships😂 ❤🖖

[@michaelthompson5933]

Clearly the guy on scanners could not get the day off to join his Warhammer 40000 club mates on this day of battle

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

that last one the Xeno understands us very well Being short lived as we are, we can't spend a Xeno lifetime of 100,000 years to develop tech We just go with what works

[@antonfowler6582]

What no MILK FOR THE KHORN FLAKES 😂

[@donaldscholand4617]

🤣🤣🤣The charge of the Fan Boys?!

[@AgroSquerril]

indeed

[@KrAzYdUdE123654]

New to the channel, keep up the good work lad!

[@AgroSquerril]

welcome and glad you like

[@calvingreene90]

Only fanboys would choose to travel through hell when other FTL was available.

[@garysprandel1817]

Yamato charging the Feck Everything In That General Direction For A Couple Parsecs Gun...err...Wave Motion Gun and standing by.

[@francoisbeauregard1739]

Space battles !!! ROTFL...

[@slatondragon]

Love the 40k refrence...

[@joebollig2689]

Not trying to be critical, but dogs and cats have tails. Our most excellent bard tells tales.

[@hdcandela5697]

The Emperor Answers!!!!!!!

[@calvingreene90]

Where are the Battlestar Galactica and Babylon 5 fans?

[@imperialinquisitor510]

The Emperor protects!

[@mikehenthorn1778]

The poor xnos are lucky the Honor Harrington fans were not there. They would have seen a Weber of missiles headed at them.

[@9LiveEmpire]

when fanboy got too much cash... X3

[@9LiveEmpire]

But where are the Gundams? or even the arcadia? X3 i mean the design of a watership in space should confuse some alien X3

[@arakheno4051]

Fandom comes!

[@DragonJohn]

I guess Babylon 5 is too old for them, or a fleet of Whitestars too difficult to build.

[@mikehenthorn1778]

Not sure where the battlestars and base stars were located either.

[@allenmorgan1007]

FtA, FtA(s), FtDV!

[@stevensanju]

Wait do the 40k fan guys here still yeet people into their warp core with their radioactive coffins?

[@jeanannd]

LOL, Fandom makes ships real to make war on the enemy. Warhammer 4K, Star Trek, Star Wars - ROFLOL, the aliens never had a chance.

[@kellyknowsdayway6517]

I want to see a battle star... sad.

[@dalemorgan8263]

Weeb Force

[@AgroSquerril]

indeed

[@ckl9390]

Who was the first supplementary force before the Star Wars fandom arrived? I'm not sure I recognise them just by "am array of unknown ships jumped close to the human line, designs that had never been seen before." and "Almost all the ships have a significant array of armaments some of which are totally useless except in close quarters." Or is that the combined various fandoms not affiliated with the big three?

[@chrisdufresne9359]

Likely a blend of Halo, Galactica and a few dozen other fandoms.

[@imchris1978]

The Human race saved by cosplay

[@bandiras2]

Your face when you realize, those lunatics can 3d print working power armor. With chainswords.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

Iam sure that enough humans would gladly make space marines and replace most of their body with cyber dongs.

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A.

[@AgroSquerril]

F.T.A.

[@cazador7131]

They actually made fucking space marines.

[@bobsterclause342]

Want MOOOOAAAAR. Agro has WHOLE PLAYLIST of this. Here: kzbin.info/aero/PLcfzFNUhrNS2ukthjsfM8Clh7MOItSqEr

[@thomastruant8837]

id be with the imperium of man ic they domt have the cult mechanacus

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D 🐿️ ❗❗

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@punkabooiscool1111]

Death star?????

[@johntheway509]

First

[@merlinwizard1000]

193rd, 2 July 2023

[@crystalalarm3]

Nancy boy SW fanboys think their deathstar is soooo cool, wait till our genuine phalanx replica shows up.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

Send the black Templars via boarding action to “educate” them . . . Or go tell the night lords that that the big metal moon is full of people who insulted Konrad Curze if you really want to drive home the point.

[@robertshank9778]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@WingManFang1]

Bruh 😎😂🤣😹🤣😂☠️💎👀

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@lamontejh]

😁😁😁😄😄😄

[@AgroSquerril]

:)