An HFY Story : The F bomb & Humans put us out of business! | 2358~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

[@AgroSquerril]

Twitch channel , daily recording streams : www.twitch.tv/agrosquerrilnarrates

[@Calaban619]

I watched this twitch link of the making of the F Bomb... hoping to see you trip up on the strange names. It delivered- though not on the name I thought...

[@johns9652]

Glad to see you seem to have recovered well, after some alarming messages you left fans a few weeks ago. Think I will hoist a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster in your honor (or honour, if you so choose).

[@anathardayaldar]

So the humans finaly invented a weapon that ended all wars. Nobel and Oppenheimer would be impressed.

[@Norbrookc]

First story, I love they call it the "doom hammer." Yeah, when he dropped the F bomb, and every human in the bar stood up... the alien was lucky security got to him. Bloody pulp is so hard to clean off of floors and walls.

[@pheonixblue01]

All over your shoes and stuff.

[@sysbofh]

@hyndscs Can openers!

[@firedirewolf]

You didn't get the ceiling, the air ducts are pumping the smell of blood through the building...

[@himleragabash5470]

The scarier part abou the F bomb is that other humans will respond to it. We will stand by the F bomb of others, we will fight along side others because of the F bombs we never met, even when it is not our F bombs in the line.

[@artyd42]

One of these days we're going to have a bunny/rabbit like alien race and they'll just suddenly find themselves being called Isabell for no reason at all by all the humans.

[@reaty05]

Nah they will be called daisy when attacked and the show afterwards will not want to be missed

[@dravenrogers7040]

Well that depends if they kind of look humanoid then a bunch of us would probably call them Lola

[@pheonixblue01]

@@dravenrogers7040she was a show girl. I know that’s not the reference. It still pops into my head every time I read the name lol

[@thomasmandell3002]

Naw they'll probably be more like Shea😂🤣

[@Amazon_213]

Or Peter Cottontail

[@christopherg2347]

- I had the F-bomb completely wrong too, and I am a human! - "A strange game; the only winning move is not to play" - what PAI turned war into.

[@johns9652]

Love the "War Games" reference. And I myself totally came into this story expecting something totally different from the F-Bomb tale. Then again, I am a construction worker in the US, who frequently sees stickers on other guys' hardhats with messages like Eff the Metric System, Rule #1, the Electrician is always right rule #2, see rule #1, Plumbers Lay More Pipe, Take Cover F-Bomb Incoming, etc.

[@merlinathrawes746]

A very different type of "F" bomb, but no less deadly. A weapon that ends war without firing a shot. Nice!

[@Odd_Interaction]

I was totally off with my guess……

[@Beth_OMette]

@@Odd_Interaction has the same weight... as soon as dude called frog lady "family" ... I sat up... "oh? someone messing with family?"

[@Odd_Interaction]

@@Beth_OMette Just like when I was in the military, you may not always like everyone in your platoon, but when it comes to backing them up, everyone who can is there.

[@wyatteason1876]

Fun fact when family is threatened a wild Vin Diesel will appear

[@RickH-v2g]

😂😂😂😂​@@wyatteason1876

[@johnnikitakis876]

The back water monkeys gave people the ability to talk to their guns........priceless!

[@jeanannd]

Pack bonding - your neighbor may be a big evolved frog, but as she's a NICE neighbor, you know her and associate with her - you get PO'ed when a stranger harasses and threatens her. Story 2: LOL of course humans made weapons that you could talk to. Pack bond to AI weaponry and the weapons convince everyone that peace is so much better anyway.

[@Amazon_213]

Any neighbor that brings you cupcakes isn’t just a nice neighbor, that’s a GREAT neighbor and should be protected

[@robertalexander5892]

​@@Amazon_213 Agreed. Not everyone can bake good cupcakes.

[@quinnbell2388]

No, no, she not a neighbor, she's a Neighbor. neighbors are theoretical beings that exist in one's proximity. A Neighbor is specific person you know. Humans have a finite, if remarkably large, number of people they can care about. If you are in, the human cares. And humans care hard.

[@deborahmcneil747]

I really like the last story there. Weapons talking you into peace is a clever plot.

[@ufoe20011]

FOR THE SKWERL FOR THE RYTHM THAT IS ALGO FOR THE ATTACK CATAPILLIARS

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Yeah, I got the F bomb wrong, too Story 2: Brings new meaning to the phrase "Peace Dividend"

[@alna2530]

First live story I've listened to of yours. Was definitely thinking itd be a different F bomb. Well played.👌

[@europademon]

You know what computer, I will have that blue drink after all. 🍸🍹

[@mackenziedrake]

Yes, that is the ultimate F bomb. A beach and a nice drink do sound good right now. Many thanks.

[@lumberjackofalltrades]

"How did we achieve peace? We created the ultimate weapon, and then we sold it to absolutely everyone."

[@JamesJohnson-lt6cl]

Never underestimate the power of family.

[@SLEPhoto]

Vin Diesel as "guy at bar"

[@sleepingbackbone7581]

I don't know why, but a "Colt Peacekeaper" falls into mind. :D

[@merlinathrawes746]

I wonder how many people here actually know what a Colt Peacekeeper is.

[@sleepingbackbone7581]

@@merlinathrawes746 haha, fair point.

[@ZMCFERON]

God made man equal, Colt ensured it. Surprised he hasn't been Sainted

[@MidnightSmoke]

Here is a like and comment as a think you for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@jeffhall4228]

Thank you, really needed this today. Not the best day, until now. Thanks Agro, really needed this.

[@deussalt4479]

😂😂😂 the "F" bomb" story was hilarious i hope the author makes more stories like it.❤ Fir the Agro-rythm!

[@garyk1480]

great job truly enjoy your narrations, THANK you.

[@pauldockins9635]

Neat twist on first story

[@Avigorus]

Recent idea for something aliens could react to in an HFY story involving garden worlds: how much humans engineer things to move with wind, earthquakes, waves, etc, instead of resisting them, like how traffic lights will wobble when there's a high wind. If the aliens are from a garden world, they might not have half the engineering worked out for how to do that lol

[@kevincaruthers5412]

That is an excellent point

[@Beth_OMette]

I do like that when to F bomb was dropped... every human stood up. was it theirs; no; but it was someone's... yes and you don't mess around like that. Homeboy was lucky sec escorted him out.

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

I like the sound effects you started using lately.

[@Alex.H.B.1970something]

Bravo Sir Encore!

[@chrisdixon7099]

Good one! Space orks at their finest

[@sirnukesalot24]

Heh... even our future weapons programs pack bond with everything

[@christopherhanley3917]

Dude I'm loving the extra noises

[@patrickrannou1278]

Good stories! Glad to see you're back to full health! Take care!

[@leightondoswell453]

😂😂😂 brilliant work, thank you for all the hard work.

[@blehbleh8552]

I gotta say, I thought the F bomb was going to be a different F word, but Family is a powerful word indeed

[@Nocluespops1]

Great stories, so glad you are doing well.

[@tabithachastain6999]

The second story is lovely ❤

[@larsharris]

In college my best friend went off to basic. I watched over his wife, kid. I adopted her as a sister. One young man learned the error of bothering her. Sadly she as sleeping with a real dirtbag neighbor. I always called before going over.. she no longer was a sister. ;(

[@grafeugenius]

the best gun ever. fusing guns, doggo mentalityh, and super AI interligence

[@patriograysmark6328]

Story 1; toretto knows that weight. Story 2; at least we aren't fitting doors with "Genuine People Personality"

[@stephenanderson7686]

I love your clips man.

[@rolandosada8077]

For the squirrel! For the algorithm.

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

Now that is a properly programmed weapon AI. The advertisers and marketeers clearly didn't get their hooks into the engineering team.

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great stories; Excellent narration! That is the king of "F bomb" I like! LOL!!! Omnipotent AI weapons, what could go wrong ("Terminator"), but it could be a good thing ("The Day the Earth Stood Still")

[@Cohen.the.Worrier]

Totally unbelievable, a cobra with shoulders . . . 🧐 But seriously, nice stories and well read.

[@Calaban619]

I just picture a DS9 Kardassian

[@ArronRatliff]

Well Family sure wasnt the F bomb i was expecting

[@Sam-black]

Thank you

[@MuSic-ok7dh]

Hey Agro, nice to hear you again. I say "hear", but I only come to click the links to the stories, because I prefer to read things myself than listening to some random dude talk. They are always an interesting selection. I still have your standard greeting burned in my mind.

[@richardorta8960]

someone tell the author of The F Bomb it needs a followe up where the Aliens learn different types of F Bomb and the destructive powers of each. "The louder they say this one, the more effective it is! It is usually followed by the enraged throwing of some makeshift projectile weapon."

[@deddydwisutanto1077]

the human probably looked like vin petrol

[@pandablair4226]

I was wondering how the F bomb was going to work in the story.

[@Maeshalanadae]

Must make some good cupcakes. 😊

[@BlackTalon-gc2jw]

That was amazing😮

[@chriscalvin5083]

Great video 👍 peace through combat AIs i like it

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D algorithm 4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

[@vrwhammer001]

welcome back

[@anathardayaldar]

Ahktshually... a super sapient AI would realize that the end of war would be the end of its justification for existing and through self preservation would seek to keep wars going.

[@grogvaughan5649]

Yep, there's a reason why I don't drink in bars anymore... just saying

[@danijelandroid]

I had the fbomb aslo wrong.

[@havoc9mm]

Ohana means family. For the Algorithm!

[@merlinathrawes746]

That's right Stitch.

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@donthandlemehere]

Dominick Toretto 😃😃😃

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

ok how many people thought it was a different f bomb like the alien . come on admit because i did.

[@silvadelshaladin]

Never ask what really happens on Omagria 8, or how it is still considered a paradise planet even though 50 trillion have been sent there.

[@thejak]

Every weapon system needs a p a i install mandatory that's the best defense

[@MarcZachman]

You did a story about a guy who became a dungeon. I have not been on in a while so I lost it. He made a big snake and spider and ate a death dungeon and made friends with a water dungeon.

[@AgroSquerril]

Its on the series channel , its called Survivor becomes dungeon www.youtube.com/@AgroSquirrelNarrates-Ser-hs8dj

[@MarcZachman]

No not that one. But that reminded me the dungeons core called its self TheDm Theedyem

[@t.p.3456]

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

[@syncringe1885]

Funny enough. The planet in the second story probably doesn't exist. Its waiting for you to leave.

[@shanep2369]

What happened to First Contract? I simply can't find it 😢. And Dungeon Life?

[@loganshaw4527]

Well there is another f bomb that is a part of the 3 words if you hear the stuff just hit the fan if a human says them.

[@floydthomason692]

u sounding good

[@bloodcult5262]

Hello again my aggressive rodent friend!

[@jj003333]

Hohana means F bomb

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@ZMCFERON]

Don't f*ck with family or near-family

[@green1400]

For the algorithm

[@theblackswan2373]

LOL

[@GR3YD3ATH]

[@merlinwizard1000]

5th, 7 April 2024

[@kevincaruthers5412]

Doom Hammer *Why do I hear boss music*

[@Calaban619]

the zeitgeist is strong in this one

[@tonyneal910]

☝️I do not think that means what you think it means. But... it is a very effective F💣 nonetheless. ✌🤖😂😂😂❤👏👏👏👍🐿

[@leightondoswell453]

Hahaha how AI saved the universe

[@andrewerickson6690]

Yes yes yes put air in the weapons make the guns peace hounds this would be amazing if never stop talking to the AI

[@loganshaw4527]

Lol 2nd story ai take over the world by making the life of thier owner better. Talk about babying poeple to peace.

[@poesero]

Nope, still not likeing the sound effects, your voice alone was all we needed man ... Pls

[@JBall-hd8bw]

Never ever mess with the bringer of cupcakes.🧁

[@Calaban619]

She must have been a really really nice neighbor, did all the research, and scratch made a human cupcake platter. Yup. Thats one hill I'll stand my ground on.

[@michaelernst3731]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@dennisallen4726]

Welcome back