An HFY Story : Neighbors | RE030 ~ Deathworld,War and Humans

[@AgroSquerril]

New Merch available : asn-3.creator-spring.com/listing/agro-uniform

[@GenStallion]

Im a janitor. We are like camera men. Always there in the background, the unsung force that keeps the show moving forward.

[@ShawnDraven]

I always made it a point to say hello and speak to our school janitor whenever I saw her. She was a nice lady and she delt with allot of crap from snotty rude high school students . My grams raised me to always show respect for a person no matter their supposed status.

[@elaniarkady7351]

Thank you. You are appreciated.

[@alicefreist318]

May the Gods bless all janitors, delivery drivers, and plumbers. Without you, there is no civilization worth defending!

[@razzaus1570]

Thank you for your service.

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

And a Janitor with a shotgun.

[@Tiewaz]

"...To help it pass into heaven...or hell...or New Jersey..." I snerked so hard I hurt myself. 🤣🤣🤣

[@mattbrown5511]

15 minutes after the closing, I'm still giggling, laughing and making my family wonder if I have lost my marbles.

[@Vertraic]

So basically "Aliens ARE the idiots we all yell at when watching bad action/horror movies"?

[@mackenziedrake]

I like the new jacket, as well the rings. They suit you. I'm also laughing out loud at the Eagle's story. 😂 Many thanks.

[@invaderzim1964]

Archeologist, biologist, etc. all dead. Expect the same from a survival expert. Janitor, on the other hand, not only survives but now is expected to clean up the mess.

[@scotthinger6397]

Two things Agro. First that new jacket looks SHARP! Second I really like that you are retelling these stories. WITH ENERGY!!

[@taetannim3581]

Ngl, I sort of miss that, lol.

[@darwinskeeper421]

I really liked that last story. "Survival expert? I'm just the gawddammed Janitor!"

[@Terran.Marine.2]

I liked the guy.

[@conradrolla]

Love the new suit, and the shoulder boards fit you!

[@vladyvhv9579]

We totally need that last part as a real movie. Would make for a good proper sci-fi comedy.

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

The Attack's of the Mummy Ghost Curse, Penis Snake Brain Zombie, Super Smart Killer AI, Perfect Killing Machine Creature, and No Big Titty Porn. See it soon at your local Tri D Plex!

[@mejustme8138]

I love the comedy pieces! More! More!

[@TheShadyProtector]

Nice new look. When the ambassador told the marine that he said how he wanted to make sure. I honestly expected a lot worse.

[@thomasmandell3002]

I was expecting a Thermite grenade or Willie Pete

[@joethomas8464]

I expected them to apply some C-4 (Freedom Putty) to the body.

[@nela9994]

A bar-b-q is more efficient, and doesn’t leave as much collateral damage.

[@theubie]

Lookin snazzy in the new suit, AS.

[@luzifershadres]

Human: "How the frek did your species survived that lomg?" Xeno: "Some interdimensional goodly beeing named Josh-hu-han moddled us after 2 kinds of holy scripts, called An-iim-me and Holl-i-woohhd. Basicly we are his entertainment. Please help me, cant keep beeing the MC dad, i know i will die."

[@Ral9284]

VOLTRON meets Power Rangers meets Evangelion.

[@srg08]

Don’t forget my little pony for the friendship part..

[@AlexSDU]

@@srg08 Don't you mean the Care Bears?

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

The new suit looks amazing. All you need is a matching Hat

[@zerospace101]

The cursing was next level. Really sold the ending lmao

[@olayinkaolokowo1113]

This is a "If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself". Situation. It was just Heckington hilarious😂😂😂😂

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great story; Excellent narration! ROFL!!! Its not the "experts" or "heroes", but the common man that does what needs to be done!

[@johnnyrotten3175]

Love the new suit 💯

[@bf6159]

This sounds like an interview with a Janitor who worked at a University throughout the 80's, left for a few years to care for relatives, then came back to work around 2010... walking around Campus feeling like he's on the set of Body Snatchers.

[@harlequinems]

Liking the new jacket! It's like you've been promoted 😄

[@AeronHale]

This one was always one of my favorites. Glad to see it's been brought upto modern standard. Also love the new suit!

[@tomok7775]

Looking sharp good sir!

[@Jakes3130]

Excellent new uniform! The stories gave me the excellent good laugh that I needed.

[@mattparker1078]

Its a cool ring too 😊

[@josephd.carpenter7446]

My older brother had several types of uniforms made for him. Love it!

[@redakroma1]

LOL🤣🤣, That was Hilarious. Another Great job Mr. Squerril.

[@mattbrown5511]

Looking dapper Captain. I enjoy the new suit.

[@skyrere]

I love this one. Laughed my ass off almost all the way through. I was a janitor in a preschool for a while. It was great!

[@askyy1983]

Been with you forever. 🎉🎉❤🎉🎉 finished over 3k of your stories

[@arbiteramon]

Nice jacket!

[@kurtismiller9544]

For DA SKWERL and his Nest

[@stevemiller8032]

Spanking out. Fit my friend and thank you for another great story.

[@MidnightSmoke]

Here is a like and comment for the story, for the laughs,for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful KZbin algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@jogif9480]

Thank you so much for adding your great voices to awesome stories agro squirrel

[@taetannim3581]

Nice suit, Agro! You rocking that sci-fi chic!

[@Fylasfrommabi]

love the colour scheme and design!

[@jj003333]

These are the stories I love! Ridiculous Humanity!

[@dentontimmons]

Just brightened my day.

[@merlinathrawes746]

I hate to say it but that story makes perfect sense. I'VE BEEN THE JANITOR!

[@terrieterblans7027]

You need some medals Idi Amin! What a story!!!!

[@jeanannd]

Ah, Da Squirrel is wearing his new suit. Looks nice! The top part looks a bit hard - those look like hard plastic decorations on the shoulder. LOL, cartoon villain and hero's meet reality with Human marines. Than you have some dumb humans rescued by aliens. Guess we all have our bad apples and idiots.

[@shanelennon9359]

I like the new suit. Its cool Agro very cool. I love your work mate.

[@TheSluglie]

looking very spiffy in your new duds there Agro, very spiffy indeed

[@leightondoswell453]

very posh my friend, looking good. great story thank you for the story re-boot LRE is awsome

[@JRRodriguez-nu7po]

Another excellent story from the author of Billy Bob, Space Trucker.

[@t3h_m0nk3y]

looks great!!!!

[@warhorse03826]

you should slowly add rank to those epaulets. we will be able to date the narrations by the number of stars on your shoulders LOL this whole thing sounds like the E-4 mafia planned a planetary invasion. "we'll just fecking shoot them? like, a lot? they don't move all that fast..." and yeah never mess with the janitor.

[@LDSG_A_Team]

New uniform looks excellent

[@RobertNead]

Love the new "uniform"!

[@Pybbles]

Love the Suit very Argo S Bison

[@FuzzyMarineVet]

Nice suit, @Agro Squirrel Narrates.

[@josephd.carpenter7446]

New Jersey, lol, love it. (I live and I am a teacher in Jersey)

[@ryanraymond6282]

Like the new suit.😊

[@Mage_in_training]

The new suit makes me think of a Peacekeeper Superior from the old scifi series, Farscape.

[@tombutler4726]

THAT was all over the place!

[@mackenziedrake]

I love this so much. It's on my play again list.

[@amberpelton5679]

Nice suit! Great story! ❤❤

[@r.kellycoker1981]

All the tropes rolled into one episode, should get the Emmy-Bemmy-Razzy of the year.

[@shatteredabby964]

love the new suit

[@mstrg1024]

Hilarious!!! Love it!

[@JimbobpafcYT]

Damn Agro, looking like a smooth operator 😎

[@kinexxona06]

The closets are always the safest places 😂

[@Alex.H.B.1970something]

Bravo Sir Encore!

[@totherarf]

Those who read the text as well as listen will be aware of the artful alteration of text so the spoken word did not anger the Great Algorithm! Well done sir! (I wonder how many takes it took)

[@amtru13]

Got one of your hoodies, very nice, thanks.

[@WingManFang1]

That ending was hilarious

[@skyrere]

lovely new suit. :D

[@lurkerone7389]

Thank you

[@Dashel-uv3rx]

Very coherent merch drop!👌

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗ 4 D author ❗ 4 D algorithm

[@samanthamonaghan7579]

Laughed so hard

[@darwinskeeper421]

Nice suit!

[@garysprandel1817]

Stylin new suit there Squirrel. Yeah Marines the recurring villain card don't mean shyte with them.

[@andrewcherry3058]

some how the suit is giving me nascar vibes

[@chrisreynolds-q5f]

Looks good not bad at all

[@arakheno4051]

For Agrosquirrel and his suit!!😊

[@Mufin_dadeh21]

new drip unlocked ❤

[@mikehenthorn1778]

I work on a university boiler and chiller plant. Yes i have plans for all those problems and much more. Lol

[@Shadows_of_Zion]

Please start selling dvds of the stories I will gladly buy some

[@9LiveEmpire]

those day i feel like every janitor/groundkeeper are like Willie the school groundkeeper

[@jeffmartineau4065]

Like the suit bro nice.

[@EanGrimes-yz2yd]

Okay, is my head Cannon, that our deer angry squirrel deer is a part of an intergalactic is telling compendium. That prepares people for what is out there and he's done such a good job that he has now been promoted. Thus the new suit

[@JakTheRipper-01]

Never mess with the people that make your food or the janitor/cleaner.

[@robertstoneking7916]

High velocity heavy metals are quite lethal but this guys come back a few times so burn whatever is left. They really thought they could take on the people who exterminated the enemy they couldn't even convince to go away for long.

[@christopherg2347]

A Janitor in the tradition of Kurt Hectic from MDK. Just trying to survive the mad science and aliens. Like Kurt Hectic, from MDK.

[@nela9994]

Or maybe Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China?

[@missedlegends5221]

TLDR aliens have no self preservation instinct 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lurkerone7389]

Nice suit

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@donniejo8888]

sounds about right

[@OneCanisLupus]

Hahahaha! 😂😅😅😂

[@tabithachastain6999]

"Snunts" 😂😂😂

[@larsharris]

It makes no sense. But I liked old suit. It being the janitor kinda makes sense.

[@cloud1973]

I love how this man censors "F*ck" a little but then says "Big Tiddy Porn", haha.

[@Cl0ckcl0ck]

Hey hey no 100. Do a PO box for rings!

[@EricTheKei]

Never underestimate the janitor.

[@killjoyrules5320]

looks spiffy

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Well Steven Segal was just a cook. So a janitor could be just as good at survival.

[@AliceDeBois]

😂 *snort laughs*