Ahsoka episode 4 is nothing but key jingling and morons

[@terenceblakely4328]

"Because they are women they take two hours to go." Lol, epic.

[@toplay1764]

A classic 😄but not always true when it come to accuracy. Got some homies who literally takes 20min only to get his fukin shit togheter ...now thats fukin annoying

[@purefoldnz3070]

you incels are embarrassing and you wonder why you are single.

[@michaelwittmann1973]

these reviews are much more entertaining than Disneys crap

[@peterk.rosenthal1417]

I watch most shows this way nowadays.

[@securityg]

Yes. It indeed is.

[@thraxxdad2614]

real

[@Reading_the_comments]

I don't watch any of these shows anymore, but I can't wait for his snarky reviews. He makes me laugh out loud at the absurdity 😅

[@dragerdet]

Only true clone wars & rebel fans will appreciate Ahsoka.

[@ricijs2000]

huh....she DOES cross her arms a lot when talking...like ...wtf lol

[@1kbmahan]

In this Disney idea Jedis seem cool and wise if they cross their arms.

[@ricijs2000]

@@1kbmahan like those stock image photos of buisneswomen

[@Toliman.]

Yeah, it's why Jedi's wear robes ... despite the weather, season or appropriateness of the clothing. ie Becaues ANH had Alec Guinness stand around looking imposing as Uncle Ben, while wearing a bath robe in the desert. That 'moment of cool' works if you don't have a character that's easily recognised for children, or you need to put a character in the background and have them wait for their time to speak ... but it doesn't do much in a dialogue scene. The stoic look / pose doesn't work if you keep using it as a default state of rest. While it makes sense if you planned that out ... they stretched out Alec Guinness's method acting into 9+ movies, because it looked cool. Now it's a uniform for Jedi. While it has some practical benefit if you're going to be in combat all the time and need something lightweight and acrobatic, okay. But a jumpsuit/spacesuit or military uniform would also be just as practical.

[@gonderAmh]

she does that a lot in the clone wars and rebels. Its ok in animation but on live tv its weird asf

[@alexdarby5185]

She's defending against the dreaded Male Gaze.

[@SA-pq1ux]

All that Ahsoka has told me: Dave Filoni played a lot with Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robots. . . While his mother watched with her arms crossed

[@marbellaotaiza801]

@@yleyatarn Assoka

[@urbanscarecrow]

"Ezra must be hung like a race horse" line had me rolling on the floor.

[@manoz6194]

Enough to turn a Lesbian like Sabine

[@mikerotonda6264]

No they Brother and sister now!!! Disney too woke to have a regular, normal, straight up man and women.. That's not cool .... Ezra got that BIG lightsaber going on , if you know what I mean.. He walks soft, but carries a big stick!!

[@gonderAmh]

Ezra sacrificed himself to save the galaxy and dumb sabine is ready to doom the galaxy to bring him back. Ezra is really dumb I guess 🤣

[@mikerotonda6264]

And by stick, I mean what we call it here in NY. A Johnson!!

[@mikerotonda6264]

His fishing rod!

[@jimjam51075]

"Buh...buh...but he said 'Snips'. He said the thing!"

[@redfoxninja3173]

I felt it! a great disturbance in the franchise as if millions of dollars cried out in terror and was silenced

[@themollymachine]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@purefoldnz3070]

more like a disturbance in the incel side of the force. You people are pathetic really.

[@jBread28]

I was starting to think I was either mad or everyone else'd watched a different episode 4

[@JediDanD]

Yeah, when I saw Anakin, the first thing I noticed is his arm glove. If he was the real Force Ghost Anakin, he would have both arms, as being a Force Ghost is like going to Heaven, your ghost “body” is restored to its natural state . . .

[@tristanleyd8558]

Star wars at this point is just a walking corpse of its former self,it's embarrassing

[@Declopse]

At this point bro, they can do whatever they make shit up. This can even be a force ghost even if it is not so. It's whatever is convenient for the writers.

[@codafett]

This show is entirely being carried by nostalgia bait.

[@Hlbkomer]

Like every Star Wars show.

[@codafett]

@@Hlbkomer Even Andor. Which was "Remember A New Hope: The Show"

[@Hlbkomer]

A prequel of a prequel. Tells you all about how creatively bankrupt these people are. I'm actually surprised they haven't pulled out a baby Chewbacca yet.

[@tyroneraman6395]

Or the droid? 😂

[@toplay1764]

gaming industry is doing that since a while now with all their remakes and shit

[@Hlbkomer]

The only thing worse than Disney's Star Wars are the shills praising this garbage. There are still people out there that think this is good entertainment.

[@squaresided]

Makes Jar Jar Abrams Star Trek look like The Godfather of space movies it's pretty rough.

[@ShadowSaberBaroxio]

"Strong female character," dooms the galaxy, just to see a guy again. Awesome writing, Disney. 10/10 👌

[@My_trashtalking_account]

Come on, don't you just love Ahsucka and Lezbine?

[@gonzaloalvarezpalomino6449]

If u watch Rebels, you will undestand. Still, it is show’s fault that can not explain things by itself

[@CyberNorth-fc6wi]

The amount of stupid in this comment is mind boggling. That’s literally what Anakin did.

[@jonbaxter2254]

They'll spin it as being Ezra's fault somehow.

[@BedfastSquid]

Lmao what do you mean “strong female character” Sabine literally lets Baylon manipulate her and lets him get exactly what he wants. Baylon beats both Ahsoka and Sabine because they were weak and emotional. So far this is the least woke show Disney has put out lately

[@NefariousKoel]

That clip with Matt Berry saying, "it's a piece of sh!t" is always gold. 🤣

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Matt Berry is a treasure. I recommend checking all his shows - Toast of London, Snuff Box, Year of the Rabbit

[@NefariousKoel]

@@SwiftNimblefoot- Oh yeah, he's probably my favorite comedic actor. Watched the Toast Of London series three times thus far. Couldn't get enough. He's also the greatest thing about the 'What We Do In The Shadows' comedy series from whence the clip came.

[@jonbaxter2254]

What happened to your eyebrow? @@SwiftNimblefoot

[@DANINSKYWOW]

Don't forget the best Matt Berry show of all - "Garth Marenghi's Darkplace"@@SwiftNimblefoot

[@mateblaga]

And IT Crowd of course

[@Insignificatos]

''Flaming Bag of Cat Shit'' ROFL

[@codedspectra5988]

His reviews are fun af 💀

[@bottlethrower1544]

The best imho 😂🎉

[@Youtubersareignorant2023]

His reviews are trash. Bitches about dumb made up wokeness. Dudes a mong.

[@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry]

i never miss to watch any of his videos they are soo good id just get to rewatch em multiple time.

[@purefoldnz3070]

honestly this channel is more cringe than cinema sins. He's a critical drinker wannabe twat

[@rebel_diamonds]

I swear, beskar is the Mary-Sue of materials. A later addition to the story that's just better at everything than what came before.

[@KazeMunashii]

to be fair, magna guards can stop lightsabers in the prequels

[@yrooxrksvi7142]

​@@KazeMunashiiThat's only their electrostaffs

[@DoubleClefFm]

Didn´t helped to stormtroopers in Mandalorian season 3 for some Sci-fi reason. Disney is just ruining everything.

[@francois9018]

I recall cortosis, probably spelling it wrong. But anyway if made into a blade it was sharp enough to cut through most things like butter, even had the nifty skill to short lightsaber if it came into contact with the "light" blade. The main reason why it hadn't been used in legend was just that it was way to bloody expensive, so instead they used what they had, crushed it into dust and made semi resistant lightsaber armor. That was pretty much the closest thing they had to "anti" lightsaber material.

[@yrooxrksvi7142]

@@francois9018 Cortosis was mainly featured in the EU, and it was very brittle despite being able to shortcircuit a lightsaber for a while. Beskar or Mandalorian iron was exclusive to Mandalorians only.

[@Toraryuko]

Was Rosario under sedatives when she acted in Ahsoka? She seems like she's gonna fall asleep in every second.

[@crazyralph6386]

She’s never been charismatic

[@JayVicky007]

I thought she was at least likable in the Marvel shows.I don't know what she's doing as Ahsoka though.

[@toplay1764]

I mean lets be honest here , Rosario isnt the Director and decides how Character act so yeah. Ngl prob even she must been thinkin "wtf why was Ahsoka plain lke a piece of wood" at this point. The fact Filoni does see Ahsoka like this blows my mind like he thinks that is her way of being "mature"... Also the fact her fightstyle is cleary copied from Samurai Sword figthing when her style was literally nothing like this. She used the enviorment combined with the force and made some crazy accrobatic move. Like Obi Wan says once : "sometimes u gotta glympse of her orange pussy mid flip while destroying a B2 Super BattleDroid....It was surreal" 😄

[@braxxian]

Their trying to make her all wise and at peace. All they succeeded in doing was make her as boring as batshit.

[@markgrehan3726]

She has gone from a fun character to a dour Samurai wannabe for some unknown reason. Wasn't she meant to be a grey Force user neither Jedi nor Sith?

[@spiceboyog9083]

Ahsoka literally never has to worry about being in danger or death because she’ll always get saved by someone in the world between worlds.

[@truesoulghost2777]

I honestly hate that. She should have died but constantly gets saved by new plot holes

[@baseddugalle1838]

It's amazing that Grimm, a pretty good show no one watched, is not connected to any known brand had 3 times the viewership in it's prime

[@ElectronicChateau]

That was a great series, still haven't watched the last season though 😂

[@tristanleyd8558]

That show was and is GOATED

[@LLCool254]

Grimm was dope af albeit they ran out of ideas in the last season…could have been better

[@howlieMCFC]

Grimm was excellent

[@devildolphin2102]

Grimm only fell off at the end when they Went to Overarching plot lines. The Wessen on the week and World building of Portland was great. The Icebeiber Community episode or the Valentine Cupid hotel episodes were so good

[@theonejmv]

Reaper should be the next CEO of Disney.

[@bottlethrower1544]

At least have Reaper sit in on the pitch meetings

[@Michael_CDK]

I keep hearing how great an actress Rosario Dawson is, but fuck me you wouldn't know it from watching this.

[@subculture2006]

I cant believe how Disney have destroyed Star Wars.

[@TexZenMaster]

"It's a slow process. Which we call active measures . The first stage being demoralization . It takes from 15-20 years to demoralize a nation. The next is destabilization . What matters is essentials, economy, foreign relations, defense systems. The next stage is crisis . Followed by a violent change of economic structure & politics. Finally, there is a period of normalization It will last indefinitely." -KGB defector, yuri bezmenov. (we are on year 12 of the first step)

[@Ihavehadmanynames7779]

It’s all an indirect attack on society and culture. This is war Disguised as a meagre mistake. Designed to make you believe that this is all normal human behaviour. DEMORALIZATION. As stated by the previous commenter. People don’t wanna believe it, they want to point fingers and laugh but the sooner they realize the better.

[@stonemanofgardnerville1162]

​@@TexZenMasterand just like the soviet state....it will crumble under its own retardation...funny thing the first to introduce democratization and capitalist ideals to Russia was one of the only leaders born AFTER the revolution concluded (i.e. born after 1919) this will be painful but I feel the human spirit can take a few boot stomps before it breaks

[@Unapologeticweeb]

Atleast Disney is on the verge of dying so that they won't desecrate the corpse of the extended universe(including starkiller) any more

[@hatuletoh]

It's a failure of historical proportions that will be studied in college business and marketing classes for decades to come as an example of how to turn almost guaranteed profit into billions in losses. It's really quite remarkable.

[@woebringer7884]

You just know that Dave is itching to insert some rug munchin scene in this show.

[@djretro83]

Oh I absolutely agree. I don't watch the show (not even subscribed to Doucheny +) but watch the reviews - with an open and objective perspective - and it always looks like Ahsoka and Sabine have this "Will they or won't they" look between them. Not to mention that watching the 'fight' scenes are absolute shite.

[@lolcats987654321]

​@djretro83 or maybe you're just a little autistic and don't understand social cues and facial expressions.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

@@djretro83 Which is made even more hilarious by how they never even interacted in Rebels. Ahsoka always dealt with Ezra and Kanaan, sometimes Hera.

[@ssesssusman9417]

It’s not like Dave is going to commit to a teacher/student Jedi relationship. Also Ashoka is 15 years older than Sabine.

[@alexwr]

Ah yes, 'Rug Munchin'. My favourite character from the legends canon. I'm surprised they haven't introduced her sooner tbh, she's such an interesting character!

[@USECXJ13]

The amount of people that said this episode save Star Wars had me rolling these poor people

[@Ihavehadmanynames7779]

What you don’t understand is that for these people all these things are actually masterpieces. Especially children, they don’t have the knowledge that older people have. I think this is something many people overlook and personally i think this is the exact reason why they are so determined to stay on this path

[@cheesemuffin8129]

Star Wars Theory and Stupendous Wave.

[@whysoserious652]

many ret*rds saying its peak star wars😂😂😂😂

[@stonemanofgardnerville1162]

​@@cheesemuffin8129to be fair.............................if I to sold my soul to star wars before the fall I to would want money of these wierd machobe shows that have no cultural value aswell

[@neocomp92]

At this point, if they have watched Rebels and all subsequent SW media till now, and still fall for the fake out death scenes, that should be the clue as to how much respect you should pay for their intelligence. They just want to be -beaten like abused wives- .

[@t90mshaweenee55]

they’re beating a dead horse at this point

[@codafett]

The real problem with this show, more than anything else, is that it's very obvious that no one is allowed to die. Ahsoka, Sabine and Hera are in no danger so it's very boring to watch them.

[@Eugene_Black]

You're not mentioning the fact they shot the horse before they started beating it

[@ssesssusman9417]

@@Eugene_BlackStar Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens

[@DarthDevorin]

The moment I saw the World between Worlds, I thought, "Oh, that's bullshit!"

[@gonzaloalvarezpalomino6449]

In Rebels it was cool

[@toplay1764]

yeah I didnt liked in Rebels and here I fukin hate it...and ofc they had to put some random Jedi in there to get the nostalgia going even it makes not really sense. I just hate time travel in general its a stupid concept that gets abused in cinema.

[@pepahalada1546]

"This character is as empty as Dave Filoni's head" I died laughing at this point 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vjnt1star]

"the galaxy is so small everyone bumps into everyone" LOL

[@TheInterestRates]

Yet another path that'll lead to Jake Skywalker.

[@maxmazzotti6651]

DARK EMPIRE you disney shill!

[@BlisterHiker]

We live in times when videos like yours offer *much better* entertainment and humor value than the actual mainstream entertainment! 😂

[@bigbird2240]

Watch knights of Melvin it’s way better

[@purefoldnz3070]

he's a wannabe Critical Drinker but a six pack short or having a modicum of talent

[@GameplayVidHub]

Reaper, you're a warrior for enduring these episodes. I jumped ship in Mandalorian season 3.

[@appleman1333]

Obi wan was the breaking point for me. That show was awful.

[@GameplayVidHub]

@@appleman1333 I agree

[@creativestudio101]

I jumped ship on the mandalorian after season 1

[@ivermektin6874]

If you couldn't tell based on the trailers I have a bridge to sell you.

[@Declopse]

I'm disappointed at Star Wars Theory. Fanboying all over this episode. He can't possible be objective about this. And many KZbinrs are blinded by just fan service of seeing just Anakin alone? Like what the hell does Ahsoka need saving and how does she spontaniously went to the WBWs? Ezra had to go all the way to the Jedi temple in order to enter the portal. And I'm afraid Disney won't explain this at all.

[@Hlbkomer]

He's fucking pathetic.

[@Thurmanatr16]

Well he’s basically a paid simp shill at this point so no surprise there.

[@TheUrionak]

the show is an empty vacuum of nothing, but then cgi anakin show up for 10 seconds and the npcs are out in droves celebrating it as the best thing since sliced bread

[@jakecahill7795]

She touched the map it sent her there but ur right it was too convenient but all I want is a flash back with snips and Annie that’s been the best parts of these shows

[@cheesemuffin8129]

He's been fanboying over all the episodes. I don't remember him being like this - I had to unsub.

[@jeremyjuggler2677]

I just can’t get over anakin and ahsoka meeting in live action becuase the movie characterization of Anakin is so different from TCW that it’s not even the same person.

[@katerinasamajova4048]

Yes, finally someone else said it. TCW Anakin is Filoni's fanfiction, both in terms of his character and looks, along with his shoehorned immortal OC waifu. Now they finally decided to include Hayden because of nostalgia and people's perception of him changing for the better so that they could milk the crowds that grew up with the Prequels.

[@RoboticPope]

This. Live action Anakin should be saying "I'm sorry, do I know you? "

[@codafett]

It really is fanfiction because Filoni Anakin is nothing like the real Anakin. Literally at all, if you want a good adaptation of Anakin go check out the 2004 Clone Wars. Captures him perfectly.

[@katerinasamajova4048]

@@codafett omg, thank you so much for mentioning the 2003 CW, it was perfect. Even the voice actor sounded like Hayden and despite the animation style, they actually captured him perfectly, not to mention the story added up to what happened in AOTC and ROTS. Filoni's CW very obviously tried to create a new version of Anakin to appeal to prequel haters who criticised his portrayal in the PT. They literally admitted they tried to make him a blend of Han Solo and Luke (?). Lols, Anakin is nothing like Han.

[@Сайтамен]

TCW is ROTS Anakin, but he is supposed to be the transition from AOTC Anakin.

[@bodycamallpoliticians]

Reading Heir to the Empire is a better use of your time than watching Disney anything.

[@yrooxrksvi7142]

Especially because it's NOT Disney but classic Expanded Universe.

[@ALG2691]

Staring at the cover and never touching it is a better use of your time than watching this shit.

[@purefoldnz3070]

if you like Heir to the Empire then watch the show

[@yrooxrksvi7142]

@@purefoldnz3070 Why waste time on this inferior show and not watch Darth Angelus' Heir To Empire webseries instead ?

[@Very-old-man]

Andor was brilliant and so was Rogue one. Hard pill to swallow but Disney has put out some quality Star Wars.

[@aussiewanderer6304]

Before the season finishes: "I feel a 'Dark Force Rising'" "Let's make it 'The Last Command'"

[@ElectronicChateau]

Beyond watching it burn, there's nothing Disney could do to make me interested in Star Wars again.

[@ChowderTIO]

And yet here you are watching a video about Star Wars 😂

[@ElectronicChateau]

@@ChowderTIO Maybe you should read my comment again 😂

[@Astronaut_E]

Ezra must have layed down some insane pipe before he disappeared with thrawn

[@truesoulghost2777]

He just left her for Thrawn it turns out

[@nigelpisswater484]

I truly miss when star wars actually had "Wars" in it. Like every battle scene now is just poorly choreographed plot armor good guys vs incompetent goons. What happened to the intense space/ground battles and badass lightsaber duels?

[@truesoulghost2777]

They're gone

[@ronijarvinen3759]

These spinning lightsabers are some circus clown toys. As exciting as watching a washing machine spin.

[@TheChadTI]

Why is it recieving so much praise online? I trust Reaper. With my life.

[@bottlethrower1544]

With my children

[@StudAnimator]

It's receiving praise because people know how to enjoy something that isn't even real 💀💀

[@lolcats987654321]

​@Studanimator Totally,all of these grifters our only successful because people are unable to set aside their personal biases which is highly ironic given that that's What they're complaining about

[@BlacKnightRising]

the 'general' sure is taking her sweet time getting to those shps, your friends are in trouble, TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE And she's strolling along no urgency or anything, taking time to talk to that douchebag to, yea don't race to the ships to get to your friends as soon as possible nah.... ...I mean WHY IS THIS SHOW, period...

[@MirandaSinistra]

I've recently been rewatching all 3 Lotr extended editions. Something I noticed is how efficiently the writers of the trilogy established the relationships between the characters from movie to movie. Because of how well the dialog and scenes are written 3 different people can watch each extended edition movie by itself and would still come away with largely the same understanding of the how the characters relate to each other. Filoni is an idiot for expecting people to watch his other work when he can just cut all of the insanely long and awkward pauses between line deliveries and replace them with actual character establishment and development.

[@mr.perhaps4734]

Lotr sucks and so do you if you watch this channel.

[@subculture2006]

You KZbinrs are performing a great public service by watching this shite and warning us. Therefore we are not conned into getting Disney+ and having to suffer. You are all true humanitarians.

[@gernou92]

That ''make her stop'' clip placement was hilarious 😆

[@thecrummycook6955]

"because they are women, they take two hours to get ready to go"

[@Amazingsloth]

'Ahsoka, stop crossing your arms!'... 'Rey - close your mouth'... once you see these things - you can't unsee them.

[@truesoulghost2777]

OMG I hate it lol

[@justin_wwefigz]

The fact that the people who claimed this was a good episode are from Tiktok...

[@yetanotherspuart3993]

At least three people in this comment sections also claim it is good. Or one socialist with three accounts.

[@codafett]

​@@yetanotherspuart3993Socialist?

[@dragovin08]

"The characters continue to be empty husks that show even less life than Epstein does." Ok that was funny

[@NefariousKoel]

The character writing was Clinton'd.

[@stryfe0]

I’ve never read Heir To The Empire. Is it a legends story with Luke as the MC? If so.. they took one of Luke’s stories and gave it to Ahsoka?? Crazy

[@SSJ2LINK]

The events of the Thrawn trilogy are different and Luke is A main character, but everyone is focused on and the events are pretty interesting

[@TrekkieTrekTrekker]

Read the books, they were at one point considered episodes 7, 8 and 9 back in the 90s. Set 5 years after RoTJ.

[@stryfe0]

@@SSJ2LINK So they took a story that came before the inception of Ahsoka and gave it to her?? Instead of adapting that story with the characters in said story?? Or doing something original? Crazy

[@devildolphin2102]

Technically There are 4 main characters Luke, Mara, Leia, and Thrawn. Thrawn is Technically the Main character because the book opens and ends with him and we spend many chapters understanding his thoughts, Tactics and what he wants Luke and Mara are the Secondary protagonists because they have their story lines cross at many points thru out as they deal with the Jedi and Palatines orders. And Leia is the main character of the Nohgiri who follow Thrawn as Body guards and discovers there past and what the Empire did to them. It’s a great trilogy of books that dosent leave anyone out and give everyone the spotlight

[@stryfe0]

@@devildolphin2102 Sounds so much better than what I’m getting.

[@OhCanadaGamer]

At the end I was thinking WTF is this?? There are sex dolls that look more real than that uncanny valley Anakin.

[@day_man09]

Why doesn’t Sabine have a jet pack? Why doesn’t Ashoka just slice the ball in half instead of grabbing it? Why doesn’t Hera show any concern after her fleet is obliterated?

[@fktheproducer]

All questions that manage to elude filonis hollow skull

[@brandonm4550]

Or force powers magically not being used or a second lightsaber that Ahsoka used nonstop for 3 prior episodes

[@TheLittleCan]

The only thing worse than this show, is the star wars stans in their Vader boxer shorts saying it's good.

[@nickthepick8043]

Yeah, I don't hate the crap they put out these days, since that's gonna come out that way regardless, it's the drooling idiots who worship the show that get under my skin. Hate the people who support it, imo.

[@daedalus1]

Exactly!

[@rachel43210]

They have a cult-like attachment

[@truesoulghost2777]

I love Anakin and Vader but I know better than to accept anything Disney does at this point

[@ArgentWolf95]

​@@nickthepick8043 It's extremely childish how they react to any criticism of lord and saviour Filoni. They seriously believe George made him his apprentice or something. His writing ability speaks for itself and not good.

[@darson100]

Reaper I so love your work

[@joshuasamuel7019]

I watched the episode at 1.5 speed and let me tell you it’s insane how slow it still is.

[@ashy_slashy_]

You people will say anything just to hate on this show. This episode had a bunch of flights in it, it wasn't a slow one.

[@FirenTGX]

​@@ashy_slashy_Let them sulk in their misery and hate, this episode was great. And I'm bluntly critical of Disneys decisions.

[@ashy_slashy_]

@@FirenTGX I hate how Disney obliterated this franchise. Even when they had something good, like the Mandalorian, they would ruin that too with the 3rd Season. And don't even get me started on the Obi-Wan show...Ahsoka has been amazing thus far and that's because it's being made by Dave Filoni, who actually cares about this franchise and its characters. He also corrected a lot of stuff in this show (like characters being OP and the jump into lightspeed, which now acts like an EMP that disables other spacecraft rather than obliterating them. But no one is giving him credit for those, unfortunately.

[@farficknugan]

Reaper!! Is was good to hear you on Drinkers show. Big up my dude

[@barnyblackwood7899]

Well u curtainly did not watch the episode then. Best episode by miles.

[@SolurVoludun]

Well u curtainly did not read the Expanded Universe then. Best Star Wars continuity by miles.

[@jamessalvatore7054]

That jump roll was so fucking eye rolling .....

[@alexchurch5988]

Finally someone says that this show is bad. I’m seeing way too many people liking it and I don’t get why!

[@bottlethrower1544]

Seriously? Where do see these simping fans? On YT?

[@richardmcgowan1651]

The main issue the bar is so low that "mid" is the new "amazing". People in general (not just with Star Wars) have not either experienced or were alive to see greatness. Films like the Godfather and TV shows like The Wire are from another time.

[@toplay1764]

That is true , not saying that back in the days movies were just better but they felt diferent. Maybe cause of the dirty agenda push nowday. Maybe cause the new generation of Actors are just spoiled people with the need to project their own bias. Maybe because George Lucas sold the company to the devil. The truth is sometimes its better to leave it and give it a rest then milking it like Disney does it with all these canonbreaking shows and characters. I wonder when will it stop or will it end with a loud bang or a silent whimper?@@richardmcgowan1651

[@ArgentWolf95]

@@bottlethrower1544 Star Wars Theory, Generation Tech, Star Wars Lore Master, and some other Star Wars centric channels worship filoni's kid shows and live action stuff. In their comment sections I get gaslighted a lot, for pointing out bad writing, and i'm not even nasty bout it until they get nasty with me. Nothing against the channels but man, their fans don't like criticism of Filoni.

[@Declopse]

​@@ArgentWolf95same man. Those channels probably use this as their business model and get paid for views. Remember there are more brain dead unaware people than us so that's why.

[@ArcadiaAdamBae]

I saw Anakin and I clap! I clap because I know Star Wars!

[@Hlbkomer]

Are you Star Wars Theory? Here's a tissue, so brave.

[@rocistone6570]

I could make several WAY off-colour jokes about "Disney Star Wars"and The Clap. But I have to leave Reaper somewhere else to go for descriptive phases about this completely prostituted "Story."

[@zombifiedpariah7392]

Nostalgia is actual cancer.

[@richardmcgowan1651]

Member Anakin? Oh oh I member!

[@pedrokantor3997]

Orf! Orf! Orf!

[@VFXShawn]

I find it hard to believe Andor and Ahsoka exist in the same universe. It is like trying to believe Game of Thrones and Looney Toons are the same universe.

[@squaresided]

I didn't know 30 minute episodes could feel like 2 hours. I picture Sabine with a septum ring every scene she's in now it's brutal.

[@lolcats987654321]

Sounds like you're unable to set aside your personal biases.

[@squaresided]

@@lolcats987654321 trauma, fixed it for you

[@Penutnuts227]

@@lolcats987654321 sounds like your a simp

[@Jhunta]

​@@lolcats987654321oh shut up. learn to recognize humor you scold.

[@purefoldnz3070]

if you dont like the show then dont watch it numb nuts

[@Jagerbomberman]

Ahsoka's ship was located about a dozen clicks away (about 8 miles). Let's say Ahsoka and Sabine were half way to Baylan when they bumped into Shin and Casper the force wielding ghost. Ahsoka manages to insta travel the remaining 4 miles to Baylan after leaving Sabine and Shin to fight then those two also insta travel so see Ahsoka lose her duel. Why mention the ship has been found 12 clicks away when you're just going to shoot it like it's through the next set of bushes? The writing for Disney star wars is beyond dog shit.

[@sharksbreath7]

Shim should try spinning more because that's a good trick.

[@short72hp1]

I agree I also noticed the one-saber fightand ther ending is how she will catch up to the bad guys and the fact on the supposed good guys betrays her friend

[@OseronPhaer]

"Ezra must be hung like a racehorse..." I wasn't prepared for this sentence.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

I am sooo gonna laugh when we have the next episode just be "Meanwhile on the other side of the galaxy" and we have a slice of life comedy with Ezra and Thrawn living together like an old married couple on a crashed spaceship. :D

[@truesoulghost2777]

Dbz route lol Next time om Ahsoka!

[@John-Doe-Yo]

holy shit that jump from the stairs had me cackling like a mad man.

[@cybergames3436]

This show relies on the lore channels to support it so much and keeping them interested. Its just... that scene in the clone wars where the clone bodies are puppeted by assasin droids lulling the thing that keep it on life support into a false sence of security. Also, has filoni forgot that sabines armor is mando iron, and is not as strong as mandos armor.... SOMETHING HE CAME UP WITH TO EXPLAIN WHY DEATHWATCH ARE CANNON FODDER, like sabine almost died in rebels to a headshot.

[@ArgentWolf95]

the guy is a "make it up as you go along" type of wrter, the postmodernist pretentious kind. Consistently, lore, and canon mean nothing to him.

[@Incalor]

So this show is like a metroidvania; go wandering aimlessly and get new, unprecedented skills to unlock more levels of the story.

[@truesoulghost2777]

Metroidvania is good though

[@oskar6661]

It blows my mind how the Star Wars shows manage to get worse...and worse...and worse...

[@TheAndrewmcnelis]

Fantastic analysis, as always! Thank you.

[@nikodaemus9868]

Ah mate, I swear, I howled with laughter at ‘because she’s a shit mother’ and ‘Ezra must be hung like a f**king racehorse’ 😂😂😂

[@LanceEdmunds]

OMG watching this lowered my IQ by 100 pts.

[@nobodyfromnowwhere7510]

It's so sad that Andor is tied for lowest ratings with THIS. Andor was genuinely decent, far from perfect, but perfectly fine.

[@dhanu_4539]

The quality of the writing is night and day

[@Arko777777]

When you relize that in Andor, deaths of two common people are the catalyst that the whole story is built upon, but in like Mando Season 3, four bandits die because they wanted to drink in a former bar that is a school now... Their stupid principle to drink in school gets them killed...

[@braxxian]

Andor is clearly far to mature for most modern Star Wars fans who just want endless and pointless lightsaber fights and shoot ups. Andor is SW for thinking adults. Probably explains why it rated so badly

[@dhanu_4539]

@@braxxian it rated badly because of the pace. It didn't need to be action packed but some parts did drag for a bit

[@Drak976]

@@braxxian Thinking adults aren't wasting their time on disney stuff and you saying it's good isn't going to change their mind. Is the series over for sure? Not going to get cat fished like West World ever again. I'm sorry you're not mature enough to wait for a show to be done before lashing out and judging.

[@leaverus]

Ahsoka Potter and the Force Ghost Uterus

[@idkdontask7142]

Dave Faloni or however you spell it doesnt waste our time, you get to watch that god awful show meanwhile we get to spend time watching these videos which are 5 times as entertaining as the actual show!

[@BSM-vw6cf]

Marrok wasn't created by nightsister magick, he's most likely an inquisitor enhanced by nightsister magick like Savage Oppress.

[@naedolor]

I absolutely adore your editing and your speech mannerisms.

[@JayVicky007]

I suffered through this episode just to see my boy, Anakin. Ah, the things we do for love. Question: Why the hell did Hera take her kid along with her on the ship? Don't they have babysitters in Star Wars?

[@codafett]

Bad parenting is considered empowering to SJWs. Remember that time Spider Woman was fighting crime while heavily pregnant?

[@SirRorschachJack]

It's that bs dystopian future they keep portraying in movies shows where nobody cares about anybody. It's just isolation and death for each family.

[@Arko777777]

@@codafett Dude, she was so cringe in the otherwise decent movie. Jeez, I hate when women endanger their kids for lolz.

[@ThePresidentOFhasbinz]

😂awesome 🎉and hilarious 🤣

[@clement28300yip]

8:08 "He uses the Force like he would a cloud computer and downloads all of Sabine's search history" lmao

[@brandonm4550]

I think a lot of people got caught up in some of the eye candy. Let's start with the fact the nuke droids could have just taken them out self destructing without them knowing. Sabine magically got better with a lightsaber, Ashoka's second lightsaber disappeared (more on that later). The light saber duels were fine. Marrek was a green fart? They know exactly where to run in that forest canopy. Ahsoka wanted the map ball yet didn't use force grip to grab it nor threw her second light saber at the map reading device linked with the ship. Looking forward to some Anakin butchery next week.

[@brandonm4550]

So many awkward pauses between the action and lines of dialogue in this show.

[@mandipsinghbains6395]

Love your explanations, cracks me up 😂😂😂😂. Just SUBSCRIBED!!!

[@Arcjaw]

I still don't know how Filoni went from The Clone Wars to this

[@codafett]

The truth is that Filoni Wars was only good because he was stealing so much from the EU. Now that he has to write his own original content it's more obviously crap.

[@gonzaloalvarezpalomino6449]

Clone wars decent but highly overrated

[@Darth_Sidious_66]

The Filoni Disciples that keep coming back to Disney Star Wars are like victims of abusers, clinging to false hope. The abuser says "I love you, I'll never hurt you again" and for a time acts normal. The victim is lulled into a trance and the abuser once again assaults them. "Dave Filoni is our savior, he's going to save Star Wars!!!!!" they cry out.

[@djretro83]

Sounds like a bit of Stockholm Syndrome to me.

[@ArgentWolf95]

they're very much lik a cult, yeah. They gaslight you too when you point out Clone Wars and Rebels were spin offs aimed at kids.

[@rosumparat]

"flaming bag of cat shit". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm so stealing this one.

[@rosumparat]

@randomizer91 I wore a hazmat suit and put it in a container. I'm good. 😂😂😂

[@bottlethrower1544]

6:42 "Pegs her" 😂

[@MarionViveros]

At earths' current technology level we already have a system for galactic coordinate you could literally read out to somebody in seconds. For example, Proxima Centauri, the nearest star to earth, is 14h 29m 42.9487s, −62° 40′ 46.141″ But in the Star Wars universe this information takes hours to transmit.

[@darthlaurel]

It's ALMOST like they are trying to prove that the average woman does not understand sci fi. Or storytelling. Or art. Or like they are trying to reinforce stereotypes of clueless women. And by women, I guess I have to include Feloni now.

[@mr.perhaps4734]

Wtf are you talking about moron

[@krustykrunky]

2:35 “So because they are women, they take two hours to get ready to go.” 😂

[@CommanderSammer]

There are so many gotcha moments in your video that aren't gotcha moments and can easily be explained. The episode isnt perfect, and a lot of things you point out are valid points, but there are a lot of things that make perfect sense if you just thought about it a little more

[@Wolverine276]

I dig these videos. This show is the reason the world needs critics

[@bottlethrower1544]

First 15s, Reaper has already unloaded a sawed-off double barrel shot-gun at this abomination! 😂😂

[@riftshredder5438]

"Hung like a race horse" lol let the porn parodies begin

[@TessieK.]

I love the way you review every shitty show or movie! LMAO 🤣 it truly makes my day, thank you 🤗

[@DoubleClefFm]

God bless you sir, since you made me laugh today as hard as it was possible, i love you xoxo

[@ifghw013]

i don t even know who is that ezra , and now i am rooting for the vilains , because asoka and her team are too dumb to do anything correct or even acceptable , they re just dumb.

[@gonzaloalvarezpalomino6449]

Don’t watch this if haven’t seen Rebels. This show fails to explain by itself. But rebels is a good show

[@ArgentWolf95]

@@gonzaloalvarezpalomino6449 it's for kids dude.

[@bren5241]

God, I look forward to these videos like I used to look forward to weekly tv. Keep it up bud!

[@joesalyers]

Ahsoka is literally, pew pew, lightsaber, member berries. Nothing more so far. My girlfriend who didn't watch the cartoons said to me during episode 4 "what is the story?" So I explained about rebels ezra and thrawn, and she said to me "wouldn't that be good for new viewers like me to know because their isn't even a flashback or conversation about what the plot is!!" she was the one who said the show was Pew Pew, lightsaber, member berries.