Ahsoka puts Kenobi to shame (its worse)

Ahsoka is finally over and I am finally free from my self inflicted torcher. I'm confident in saying that Ahsoka is the worst piece of Star Wars storytelling that we have ever seen. And yes, its far worse than Kenobi ever was. The Character work in this show is laughable and it ruins every character that it touches. Leia is only mentioned in a throw away line and it still did damage to her. Ahsoka, Sabine, Hera, Morgan, Thrawn, and sadly Mon Mothma, are all damaged in this show. And the plot doesnt make sense and im not going to explain it. The world building is ruined since now anyone can be a Jedi and the New Republic is absolutely incompetent. And there is zero hope of the next movie or show not being terrible. but yeah other than that its a pretty good show.
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[@ActuallyAndrewYT]

Now I can Get back to writing my Andor script so LEAVE ME ALONE!

[@workingman9019]

YAY! THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THIS OUT!

[@workingman9019]

I hate how stupid star wars has become... It is unbearable.

[@geraintthatcher3076]

Forget Luke, why has Anakin not gone to his Grandson and advised him not to follow his path

[@geraintthatcher3076]

Filoni sent to Bailen to Lord of the Rings and has him staring into Mordor

[@9822703]

do you have a link to the watch party in the video? i want to hear everones reactions

[@CopaExMachina]

Lightsabers aren't lightsabers anymore, they're just glow sticks that irritatingly burn

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

More like aluminum bats that have been left out in the sun.

[@keroseno-po1pw]

even on the modern EA videogames are now shinny battons and there is not dismemberment jedi knight outcast and academy are better jedi games than the respawn franchise

[@Spillow-C]

honestly lightsabers duels started to being lame in the prequels even if they still cut people down, they prioritized the spectacle, spins, opponents with no characterizations (maul, grievous, dooku, reminds me of the ones of this series), weightless and super fast (but at least good) choreography and endless duration, all of this sacrificed the characters' drama, rawness, tension and atmosphere during the fight like the OT, especially ESB, in the prequels during the fight they feel like weightless glowsticks until the final blow, this series is try to do that formula because Filoni is a fan of Phantom menace, but he even failed it, which is hilarious.

[@tyrannozilla]

They're now the equivalent of those $5.00 knockoff toys you buy at Wal-Mart.

[@MSpotatoes]

​@Spillow-C I get what you're saying, but technically, lightsabers should be pretty weightless, and wielded by people with increased senses. Being impaled would absolutely destroy your torso, though, there would be no coming back from that.

[@jvinsantos6861]

Damn I wish Sabine would just stayed as a Space Punk Mandalorian.. not a Jedi!

[@arongebremedhin9764]

srly, why did filoni make that choice?

[@jakehiebert8664]

I agree that was r tarded

[@Darkclaw86]

@@arongebremedhin9764 because he is a simp...

[@jvinsantos6861]

@@arongebremedhin9764 Now all of the MC were Jedi which is kinda redundant.. defeats the purpose of uniqueness on each characters we know in Rebels..

[@NewTypeDilemma01]

Here's the problem: that would actually make Sabine _more_ interesting, not less, so they just had to to it. No sense in keeping a Mandalorian as a Badass Normal.

[@joshuaandras5467]

I already love the 2nd season and it hasn’t even been announced yet. Such great Star Wars. This is the most Star Wars ever. I love Star Wars and Anakin. I remember Anakin because of Star Wars.

[@kara5929]

SO TRUE!!!!!!!!

[@vladgheneli]

ahahahahahahaha the sad part is that's EXACTLY what "fans" will say

[@He-Man00]

Omg I know who Anakin is! I remember Star Wars

[@livecarsonreaction]

Star Wars is my favorite character. He does the Force and doesn't afraid of anyone

[@mhiv466]

AT-ST's AT-ST's, AT-ST'... DARTH VADOOOOR. I know who that is BECAUSE... STAR WARS!!!

[@DeadShred9]

It was so Obvious that either Rosario Dawson didn't take LightSaber lesson's pre-filming or just isn't athletic at all . When we see how well Hayden Christensen looked with his Lightsaber skills in the World between worlds scenes !! Most all these LS fights were slow clunky and lazy looking LMAO !!

[@ggt47]

I have no idea unless they do not have a instructor. Maybe they should just hire Hayden as instructor he has lost a beat in nearly 20 years.

[@Remix-pr4xd]

@@ggt47No seriously. Why don’t they just hire the guy who choreographed the Prequels? He actually knew how to make a lightsaber fight look good.

[@staroceans8677]

Stiff and rehearsed, staged battles, stupid, aimless and empty story lines with boring plots, gaping holes, and your review was not only brilliant but absolutely hysterical. I completely agree with every single thing you said, laughing absolutely at every beautiful remark. Best review ever.❤

[@3volution636]

I'm convinced the real Ahsoka died fighting Darth Vader. This one must be a dark force ghost called Assoka. Who stole the real Ahsoka's identity. And it's mission was to bring Thrawn back to the core worlds.

[@ggt47]

Like the mirror dimension in Star Trek.....- Oh gosh dang he stole that idea too?!

[@chinskism0k758]

I dunno ahsoka, fett and kenobi seems all same garbage to me. tbh I think even sequels were better due to CGI

[@chinskism0k758]

@darthcaliginous2066 yeah only cgi, story is flat in 2/3 of them

[@techvidz4451]

The sequels looked 100 times better

[@He-Man00]

The sequels atleast had some charismatic character, fun interactions, some great action scenes, good acting, set design, CGI and music. They're not THAT bad. TFA is a decent movie with great characters, TLJ is a really ambitious mess with some great concepts (but wasted time on stupid stuff and wrote the story into a corner) And RoS feels like it was made by and for people with severe ADHD

[@chinskism0k758]

@@He-Man00 I won't say that I completely agree, but TFA was alright/decent, it's a pity that most of the interesting threads (e.g. Finn) were poorly/not conducted at all. The next ones were worse, but at least they were visually big and had some interesting new flavors. Recent SW series follow terribly monotonous patterns.

[@kolaranze]

Mando and Acolyte to

[@kylebell7879]

All this disney money and they cant hire one good writer

[@rolloutthebarrel]

Who green lights this garbage? The entire group of people currently responsible for shepherding the franchise needs to be shitcanned yesterday. *Especially* Kathleen Kennedy.

[@livecarsonreaction]

Andor took all the good ones

[@aouyiu]

@@livecarsonreaction Andor isn't a normal SW story, and has nothing that made the OT great. It's its own self contained story focusing on a single location and non-force using characters. You can't apply that to everything else, otherwise it's not SW and more like House of Cards.

[@Coolguy17761]

@@aouyiuexactly it doesn’t try anything new or interesting either but like always people praise the bare minimum 😂 like dogs who are starving

[@Tayzzy-h2g]

@@aouyiuBy that logic A New Hope, the one named Star Wars, would be the least star wars movie ever made.

[@jefe828]

Somehow they're gonna bring Sabine to teach Grogu how to be a badass jedi. Its so dumb it's gonna happen.

[@TheMNbassHunter]

Where was Ahsoka during the Battle of Yavin or Battle of Endor??? Seems like a powerful jedi to help Luke defeat the Emperor would have been nice. Also, I think Ahsoka probably would have been very interested to learn of Anakin's son's attempts to save him from the dark side. Thanks for further breaking the Star Wars world, Disney!

[@ggt47]

Holiday?

[@michaeldiebold8847]

I laughed my ass off at y’all’s reaction to Anikan showing up

[@Green-IV]

Isnt it fucked how the people making the big decisions use the fans desperation against them and said fans are so deprived and malnourished of any good entertainment that they gobble it up even if its mostly shit? These days NOBODY wants to make an effort to throw stones at these laughable projects publicly- unless its SAFE to. And if that absence of criticism- of TRUTH- continues- we will continue to receive shit projects with issues that haven't even been properly acknowledged, let alone addressed.

[@workingman9019]

WAIT! A youngling wookie can build a lightsaber no problem with the force, HOWEVER Ezra has to do it by hand. WTF?! THIS IS STUPID!!!

[@Lasanga95]

He dident have any formal training

[@domino_201]

All I could do while watching the last episode was laugh. And now I’m done. Star Wars is dead to me.

[@ActuallyAndrewYT]

Agreed

[@michaelfields7088]

Disney Star Wars is dead. George Lucas Star Wars will always live on.

[@RunescapeRunescape-l3x]

@@ActuallyAndrewYT Like you wont religiously watch every piece of content they put out lol

[@stephenjohnston7630]

And yet here you all are, still banging on and on about it, and sounding exactly like prequel-haters/Lucas-bashers in the early 2000s. One of the great things about something being dead, if that is the case, is that you *don't* have to engage with it anymore. Go my child, be free, live your life.

[@themasked_senshi4521]

@@RunescapeRunescape-l3xlmao

[@Fatsaver]

Sabine's existence in this show is to excuse Rey being all powerful within a week of only just knowing about the force. We're all leading up to the Sequels.

[@Fatsaver]

@@user-qy9tx8oh8j Why yes, i do believe that.

[@Fatsaver]

@@user-qy9tx8oh8j Because we are leading up to the sequel trilogy my man. The force is now become nonsense magic. Anyone can have the force now. What was Palpatine's plan to wipe out the jedi if you just needed to try hard enough to become force senitive? Exactly, it's beyond stupid. Sabine was already non force sensitive but now Dave just made her one because he is forced to come up with a reason Rey became all powerful within a week of indrotuction.

[@Fatsaver]

@@user-qy9tx8oh8j Well you are free to argue if you want to.

[@SheevTalks]

Oh hey I cameo’d

[@He-Man00]

By the time Episode 4 aired (which was supposedly a masterpiece) I voiced my problems with the show as well as my confusion with the praise. And people actually got defensive and bombarded me with stuff like: "You clearly didn't watch the animated shows" "You just want to seem cool by not liking this" "this is peak Star Wars" "You're just a hater, you're not a REAL FAN if you don't like this show" "you can't judge the show based on 4 episodes" My main points were the following: the characters act as if they're bored, they just stand around and talk in a monotone way. Fans actually defended this by saying "Yeah because it's actually being smart and taking it slow" Yeah BORING is≠smart or a good script. This is doubly Ironic, because the same fans are the ones who hate Andor because NO LIGHTSABERS and too little action. Whenever I heard praise for Ahsoka, it was always stuff like "WOW the fight choreography is cool, omg thing I remember showed up, they referenced this, character from show I remember! Lightsabers! Omg that fight scene, callback. OMG CLONE WARS IN LIVE ACTION. Omg Vader flashed in a cool tik tok Edit, even tho it's in a multi million dollar show" They never talked about the writing or character development, and if you pointed out that there WAS NO character development. They countered with "You're just not smart enough to get it, there was plenty of development" The old Zack Snyder routine. I just realised, this turned out to be a rant about dumb Star Wars fans rather than the show.

[@gbrow1604]

Exactly. I've seen so many idiotic defenses of this show that just numb my brain.

[@CorBor69]

I agree with your points but I must say ep 4-5 are the only episodes I somewhat enjoyed. Bringing anakin back the way they did was pointless but it was cool seeing him and some decent saber moves

[@F1FanCanuck]

omg… if this is peak Star Wars god help us all.

[@ggt47]

And vague dialogue is not deep or wise.

[@evgzarproductions2752]

I saw a comment with critic of episode 5, it was about fanservice and something else, I don't remember. One of the replies was "since when fanservice is a bad thing" and my brain still cannot process this.

[@eerietheghost8925]

I'm old enough to know peanut butter and jelly go great together

[@Angry_Canadien]

This show was such a disappointment on so many levels. Growing up with Clone Wars and Rebels I thought I would enjoy this show but Filoni committed sempuku in his own writing for this.

[@PurpleFenderMan]

Let's not forget Ezra escaping Thrawn's ship happened completely off-screen. That could've been an entire episode on it's own.

[@superkartoffel7479]

I find it funny how in the first few days after a star wars show releases, it is praised and usually well recieved. After one week the first negative reviews show up and after a few weeks these shows are suddenly recieved as horrible and worse than the ones before. (Only exeptions: Mandalorian S1,2 and Andor) Of course this is just my limited point of view but certainly an observation i made.

[@AliRadicali]

TBH I rarely come across any praise for any SW show other than Andor. I'm sure there are still some die-hard shill channels that will praise any new Star Wars product to death, but why would anyone go there unless they are still desperately trying to convince themselves that they still like Star Wars? As for your observation, it is easier to produce uncritical praise (or mindless hate for that matter) than it is to substantively criticise something. So of course the shills and the die-hard haters would have a head-start on anyone genuinely trying to review a show on its merits or lack thereof.

[@R1ck_Ryder]

lmao thanks for admitting you're talking out of your ass

[@He-Man00]

It is weird. I remember when the first episodes aired and got great praise from Star Wars fans. I was confused and voiced my problems with the show and got bombarded with the usual: "you clearly didn't watch Clone Wars or Rebels if you didn't like this" "The reason why eveyy character acts bored is because they're being adults" (actual comment) "You can't judge the series based on 4 episodes" (ehm yeah by the half way point a show should have hooked you) "You're not a REAL Star Wars fan if you don't like this" "you clearly want to be edgy and cool by not liking this. It's peak Star Wars" "this is PEAK STAR WARS. AS GOOD AS EMPIRE" (THIS IS AN ACTUAL OPINION)

[@AliRadicali]

@@He-Man00 Out of curiosity, where did that happen? Twitter? Reddit? IRL? I'm not saying I've never run into a Filoni-stan in YT comments, but it's been a tiny minority of the commentariat in my experience.

[@He-Man00]

@@AliRadicali Instagram and KZbin. Mostly on polls or posts about the lastest episodes.

[@JKurayami]

If everyone could be a Jedi were true, as shitty as Mando S3 was, this means Moff Gideon would not need to make clones with Midichlorians in order to have them use the Force.

[@He-Man00]

Hasn't that been true since 1977 tho? That anyone could potentially use the force if they trained. I don't like how easy it has become. But I also hate what the prequels turned the force into. Either way, Star Wars is a shit show and the Jedi/force is the worst part of it. It's so dumb and uninteresting but it's what they always focus on

[@JKurayami]

@@He-Man00 I agree. I do however feel like if anyone could become one then there wouldn't have only been Yoda and Obi-wan, they definitely would have sought to train someone in secret, even if it was just extra protection for Luke. Plus Train Storm troopers. I also agree I don't like the midichlorian idea either. I always felt it was more of a ... Chosen Spiritually kinda thing. Like heros and prophets in mythology and religions.

[@kevinw.6177]

@@JKurayami I always took it more as anyone can be born with force-sensitive potential. You don't have to be the descendent of some great Force dynasty. But people still have varying potential and because the Force is in all living things, everyone has it to some degree. If you're never trained you never learn your potential or gain new abilities. There are theories that Han's "luck" or piloting ability is his force-sensitivity manifesting. There's no real point in Jedi training for him though because he doesn't have enough midichlorians to truly commune with the Force. Legends stories and specifically the Thrawn trilogy put that it was possible to create clone Jedi but they inevitably go crazy and often die because their Force connection is unnatural.

[@dunebuggy1292]

@@He-Man00 It hasn't. George Lucas never intended the force to be used by everyone. People misunderstand having an indwelling agent for being able to **also** influence that agent. Everyone has the force guiding them, but not everyone can harness it. It would simply make the esoteric qualities of Jedi and Sith entirely untenable. These are closed societies existing for 10s of thousands of years. It is not possible for their secrets to remain so esoteric that the rest of the galaxy is incapable of replicating them since their inception. It's utterly nonsensical. What exactly did the prequels turn the force into? This is curious. People always complain about midichlorians, but never have a logical reason as to why? Are you going to say that the force was reduced to a biological property? You would be wrong. No such claim or position is made through midichlorians. Midichlorians represent a side effect of the force manifesting from an individual. The force is beyond biology, however it indwells biology. Thus the causal nature therein shews markers representing how porous the biological agent is to the force. This is a logical position. If you have a reasonable issue against it, please provide your logical position.

[@dunebuggy1292]

@@JKurayami How does midichlorian negate chosenness or the spirituality of the force.....? Why is it so hard for people to understand what a conduit is? Do you also believe your mitochondria is the reason for oxygen and air?

[@MildandLazyGuy]

Technically it’s all Ahsoka’s fault. She could have destroyed the map in the first 5 minutes. But plot story blah blah.

[@FedReserveCorrupt]

This show is sooooooooooooooooo boring.

[@ParkerCS-dh7rf]

The real sequel trilogy is the 3 Timonthy Zaughn novels Heir to the Empire, Dark Force Rising, and The Last Command!

[@TrickyDick71]

I read the thrawn trilogy books way back. I prefer to tell myself that isn't grand admiral thrawn in live action... It's his distant cousin grand admiral yawn the inept😂

[@ggt47]

He cousin Thong.

[@lightningmonky7674]

Is there ANY explanation why Ezra doesn't have blue hair or eyes?

[@Lasanga95]

I'ts live action?

[@lightningmonky7674]

@@Lasanga95 that's not an explanation at all 🤣

[@Lasanga95]

@@lightningmonky7674 okay so what I was thinking is that because rebels is an animated show it migth have been a stylistic choise to give him Blue hair and when they casted him for live action dident feel the need to dye his hair or somthing? Thats just my theory,also english is not my first language so my gramar is proably quite bad.

[@amateuranalyst]

I didn't need another reason to not watch Ahsoka, but thanks.

[@thatoneguy8146]

7:07 seems legit to me 8:22 had to do a double take and rewatch it a couple of times it was so funny Does anyone know if George watch’s these shows especially this one since he like Dave. If so I can only imagine the God Father Scene especially at the Sabine using the force. Look at how they massacred my boy (Star Wars)

[@brandenmanuel2037]

The closer we get to the sequels The dumber the shows get

[@PhazonEnder]

Wait a minute, the Nightsisters aren't human? When did that happen I know that Disney decided to throw the Expanded Universe in the trash, but since that's where the Nightsisters first appeared I just figured that the same rules applied.

[@ParkerCS-dh7rf]

I thought Morgan came from Dathomir too. She’s technically a night sister despite not looking like the great mothers. By the way, the correct term is humanoids, as the Nightsisters are not regular humans.

[@FlaccidPhoenix]

Kenobi is better than Asshsoka?

[@ActuallyAndrewYT]

I mean when you’re so far down the ladder, “better” is a generous word. But yes I think Ahsoka is FAR worse than Kenobi

[@jo2reco]

I agree

[@Hlbkomer]

It's all just different shades of shit.

[@keegsbw6214]

I hated the kenobi show but I honest think I hate the ahsoka show more there’s not one part of ahsoka I like and there was like 1 or 2 parts I liked from kenobi so I guess there’s that

[@WorthlessDeadEnd]

It's like being forced to choose between a douche and a turd sandwich. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@thorneto2742]

Ashoka was bad in my opinion but it was way better than the Kenobi show

[@nickz2282]

Guys, hear me out, its time to stop watching those shows. I can't anymore

[@JonS]

The real villain of this show is Dave Filoni.

[@TheSilverwolf97]

Calling Ahsoka the worst piece of Star Wars storytelling when there's TLJ, Rise of Skywalker, Kenobi, Solo, Book of Boba. Lmao. I mean you can hate it with your guts, but objectively that is just not true.

[@chriswhite599]

It's pretty close tho 😅

[@TheSilverwolf97]

@@chriswhite599 not even close imo. Have you seen Rise of Skywalker or TLJ? they make no sense from beginning to end. Kenobi also has borderline retarded storytelling (I'm looking at you Reva). At least Ahsoka was simple enough that it made sense overall, it's just get Thrawn and get out, that's the whole plot. I would say that the creator of this video is full of recency bias, that or just click baiting.

[@jimmybob5541]

Not solo, man :(

[@denofabsurdity]

Go back and watch Clone Wars Season 1 Episode 1 … Yoda CLEARLY tells the clones (while they were in the cave) that “the force” resides in ALL living creatures. Yoda then tells the clones that even they can access the force if they would only listen. I have no problem with people discovering “the force” to one degree or another, what I do have a problem with is taking an already great character and then just slapping the force onto them because … “the force is female” or something bs. There was no point in making Sabine aware of the force within her, it only serves to devalue her character. Ahsoka was my second favorite character in all of Star Wars before the series aired, after the series aired, she is not even in my top ten … maybe not even on my list. Just pathetic writing. Why in the world people keep blowing smoke up DF’s nalgas is beyond me, how many times does he have to blow it before people realize he is a hack.

[@slaynw.9829]

Disney ruining Star Wars was terrible,but people defending this god awful show is even worse.

[@Jiraiyashouse666]

The Morgan vs Ahsoka only looked decent because the actor playing Morgan is an actual stunt woman/martial artist. It's only her fluid movements that improves the scene.

[@jodo2785]

I'm more amazed than angry . . . the show cost $180 million and is awful That money couldve been raises for the underpaid employees at Disney World or food for the hungry.

[@dereklopez9060]

Is Thrawn the biggest con man in the galaxy? He managed to get a really high position in the Empire solely through spinning his defeats into victories.

[@cybergames3436]

The person that directed the battles in this show should be fired, Filoni should be fired, George lucas's succesor my ass.. what a waste of a live action budget. Filoni has destroyed morality, the force and has spent almost a decade shredding the competency of the entire empire... he first shredded the legends timeline with blatent disregard for its, while fragile, still VERY ESTABLISHED CONTINUITY and his philosophy has began the same process on canon. The empire used to be competent, i remeber reading rogue squadron and finding that the empire maged to covertly deploy stormtroopers to seize an imperial base, in rebels the two of the very same LAATs seen in the show managed to destroy the tower ezra lived in, every goddam fight the heros get involved in from episode 5 onward should be a loss for them.

[@TheGourdKing]

Thrawn but not forgotten, these reviews will be.

[@simonericsson5041]

Disney have no understanding for the star wars universe unfortunately.

[@kylekatarn5964]

Why did they have to take away Thrawn's epaulettes only to have two shiny rectangles on his shoulders? We get it, it matches a CGI version of Thrawn, but using CGI to create delicate curls of material is expensive and labor intensive in a children's show, _buying cheap knock off epaulettes costs almost nothing_ for a company that has a budget like Disney. They're routinely on Marching Band uniforms across the United States. It would add to his character design that would be a wink & nod to the old fans of the video games from the 90's. His uniform is also described in Heir to the Empire. The entire premise of the rank of Grand Admiral was to demonstrate how these individuals are far above their fellow flag officers, their appearance was to be striking and almost archaic compared to the mundane uniforms the Imperial Navy and Army use. They rival Moffs in true power, they have a direct line to the Emperor himself. This just hurts my brain. This is just one tiny element of design that would help add more flavor to this pile of tasteless goop people call television.

[@ParkerCS-dh7rf]

Space Balls is more faithful to Star Wars than this trash show!

[@togrulsavalan5485]

I think we should send Dave Filloni and the rest of those responsible for screwing over star wars and use the witch magic to resurrect George Lucas to guide star wars. This would also have been a better plot, and we could have called the series George Lucas Strikes Back, or the Revenge of the Lucas, or something.

[@metalface_villain]

this show wasn't all bad, it had that green alien's butt, which was nice and i also liked the sith lady with the oliver tree hair and her master. sadly those two and their storylines didn't get any screentime or proper conclusion so i guess the only redeeming quality ends up being the butt.

[@kaiwancallender2761]

Dave Rubin is an RN in Star Wars is gone for a communism table at the range. I could get a little bit better maybe not less left this but pretty.

[@jefe828]

The only good part of any of it was Baylan and Shin's relationship. And it was the only part they fucked off with.

[@Crusnikman]

Of all the many poorly written parts of this episode the one that irked me the most in the moment is why wouldn’t Thrawn seal the doors? (I also thought Ezra was about to chop Huyang in half when he ignited the lightsaber in that room)

[@d.g4466]

They fumbled the bag with Sabine so hard she should’ve just stayed a slight force sensitive like the old school Jedi foot soldiers that weren’t powerful enough to be fully trained but were still needed in the Mandolorian and sith wars. Or give her limited things like observance like the blind monk from rouge one. Like uggh they trying to drive in her not being a Jedi but nope just make her a Jedi in the end

[@planetbob6703]

Thrawn really has been reduced to a stupid person's idea on how to write a smart character. He makes obvious mistakes because he would have won otherwise and the show bends over backwards to pretend it's "part of the plan" or impossible to do anything about. Why didn't he just fly off once the cargo was loaded? Why didn't he lock the doors up the tower? He clearly didn't since the jedi locked them from the inside to slow down the zombies! Sure, lightsabers cut through doors but we've seen many times it still takes time. Enough time that Ezra wouldn't have barely made it onto the destroyer. If he got really lucky they would have been slowed down enough for the zombies to corner them!

[@teddyo311]

It took a few months of BSUP streams, but ya won me over, Andrew. Glad I finally subscribed, cause this video was hilarious.

[@nigelpisswater484]

its baffling how we get to see another fucking galaxy and the best filoni can give us is a bland ass rocky planet with crab people.

[@nwk1626]

the most emotional part of not just the Ahsoka show but every review about it was the beginning of this vid😂 god daredevil was so heat

[@planetbob6703]

Instead of sacrificing loyal troopers and Morgan Thrawn could have just blown up the tower once they're inside. He did it anyway once it was too late so he clearly didn't care about it. Best case the jedi die during the collapse. Worst case they lost their only way onto the ship...

[@fluffybunny7089]

Clearly Disney is incapable of fixing star wars. I'm done watching any more of the shows, no more watching Disney destroy everything. Disney really needs to find better writers who know how to do character development.

[@pritikinaa]

I tried watching Ahsoka to see if it's as bad as I remembered and yeah, it's still bad. At best it's just lazy, dull. I don't think there's anything worth watching in the Star Wars world.

[@aouyiu]

Obi-Wan show was self contained and isn't getting more seasons, Ahsoka isn't and is getting more seasons. You're quite literally judging a book by it's first chapter.

[@nottopcat5956]

Well it’s not a book, so not quite literally.

[@MajorSmurf]

So like small nitpick but something I find funny. Would anyone like to tell me how those TIE fighters got out the hanger bay when there's a giant tower and the other side of the ship in their way? Did they have to slowly squeeze out between the either side of the tower and the ship? Ya know like how you watch that one parked car trying to escape out from between two giant SUVs? But in all honesty does anyone else feel like this show was a bunch of bullet points and everything was created while on set. We don't get character arcs. The characters just do things. They'll just suddenly acquire abilities, motives or anything else they need from scene to scene. Thrawn is about as scary as that one super overweight mall Santa who is about one mince pie away from a heart attack. I don't even know what the fake night sister wants. I forget her name and don't even care to look it up. She's dead so who really cares. What a worthless and pointless character. Sabine is... er... there. Ahsoka is... er... there. Erza... never even questioned how Sabine got there. He got it's complicated. Sure man don't even question that any further. You would think a little anger from him would be good for the story but I guess complex character dynamics is beyond Star wars at this point.

[@SlugcatGaming678]

I haven't even read the book and I know the thing about how thrawn doesn't fight for the empire, for the empire.

[@YoRHaUnit2Babe]

tbh Shin is the definition of the Darkside trying to Reel Me in, I have a very good history of Simping for 0% saturation Women

[@gigamoumantai2696]

Heck, even Shiggy and his friends are much better villains than these dumpster fire the circuses of Disney have made.

[@StarGazer2gaming]

I see multiple people still arguing about the Force deal with Sabine so here is my input: She was shown constantly to be weak and untalented with the Force but then she masters it so suddenly (jarringly too) at the end of the series. Breaks immersion and and the specialty of being Jedi/Sith. It has been established that everyone can use the Force, but not everyone can use it equally. While some would be born to be strong enough to literally push black holes, others can't even lift a pebble. At a young age, or even as babies, force sensitives may use the Force unknowingly and uncontrollably, like a strong baby reaching and object out of their react, or a kid having an emotional outburst that push everyone into the walls. But they would not know what they are doing or how they can do it. The Jedi seek out these individuals and train then to harness and control their powers for light side of the Force. But the thing is, the Jedi Order had become blinded by pride and arrogance. Instead of selecting force sensitives by the will of the Force and training anyone, regardless of their heritage or force sensitivity (like Legends Luke Skywalker did in his Academy), the Jedi Order instead selected the strongest and at young age to brainwash into their beliefs, while the rest were left abandoned to rot, forgotten. These individuals under the Jedi Order would undergo years, decades, their entire life of training, physical and mental, to keep the focused on building their connection with Force ever stronger. And by the time these kids reached adulthood, most were only knights with few reaching master. It is hard to master the Force. But in that last episode of Ahsoka, it felt more like Sabine had acquired a video power up rather than learn an newly earn skill.

[@blackarican4523]

It's like waterboard torture with each episode man

[@CommanderSammer]

There is no way you can claim this is worse than Kenobi, im sorry thats just factually incorrect

[@qui-gonrick7002]

Yet, somehow it's worse.

[@CommanderSammer]

Incorrect

[@ainzer2903]

Lmao, that small slingshot? Even Gun-gan's have catapult freaking catapult😂 How the hell they survive solely rely on slighshot😂

[@phantomsanic3604]

"Why didn’t the Empire make an army of force-wielding troops?" *flashbacks to Force Unleashed 2*

[@CannoliSasquatch]

Thank God this show is done for now. Thanks for enduring this bullshit

[@ActuallyAndrewYT]

Thank you. I am only a husk of the person I used to be

[@Aikurisu]

Personally, I see this show as a setup for Ahsoka and Sabine having a 'Brokeback Mountain' film dedicated to them being stranded on that stupid planet. ... and it wouldn't surprise me in the least. That's how bad this show is.

[@aussiewanderer6304]

I feel like there'd be more interesting interactions in the p0rn parody of Ahsoka: Ezra and Sabine's reunion goes all the way, his 10 years alone building up a major desire. They then meet up with Ahsoka, and round two is actually a threesome. The Ahsoka talks to Sabine alone, leading to more 'interactions.' Cut to Thrawn and the night sisters, showing us why the only thing that's not blue about him after 10 years in exile is a particular body part. Finally, after Thrawn gets away, Ahsoka and Sabine realise that it's just them on the planet as they go another round. Anakin watches on with pride (still doesn't get any after Padme, not even in a parody!) Ezra gets back to Hera, and we finally get to see the kind of mother-son kind of relationship they really had (hint: the pages of ship-fiction brought to life where he frequently says "yes, mommy" and she only wears her jcket). Oh, and as they're getting dressed after, she has to remind him that she's a general now, so he'd better follow her orders (we needed to keep the writing consistent with the original Ahsoka show). Cut to the post credits scene where Shin declares herself leader of the bandits, having to 'prove' herself in the usual way with each of them, both female and male bandits, all worn out by Shin's stamina, bow down to her. Post-post credit scene; Thrawn discusses with his crew where they're going to stop for food on the way to their destination, with everyone arguing over where they should go first. In the end they agree to stop at the first planet with women, since it's been a long 10 years and the witches were only interested in Thrawn. Thrawn gives the order before retiring for one last night with the sisters.

[@mkb4560]

If she was going to crash the ship why not crash it into Thrawn ship or why not leave the cricket people and go attack the ring and destroy it or take it over

[@jdranetz]

Ezra's light saber really is a sonic screwdriver.

[@BRONZALiVE]

The scene where Ahsoka, Sabine and Ezra all have lightsabers and swinging them to deflect the zombie troopers shots, it looks like a cruise ship show, feels cheap and the sets and everything just feel cheap, the zombie sounds feel like they were downloaded from KZbin stock sounds, it all feels hollow, I want a show with Jedi and the force but with the care and craft of andor, not this kiddy happy meal garbage

[@double_lightsaber]

I'll have to disagree. Ahsoka is at least somewhat enjoyable and pleasant to watch and has much better music. The amount of shaky cam in Kenobi makes the show practically unwatchable. Ahsoka also has characters you care about, unlike Kenobi where you give a damn only about Obi-Wan and Leia.

[@He-Man00]

I disagree with your disagreement. Both shows are pretty bad. But ATLEAST Kenobi has characters I am invested in. I value character over plot. The plot is super thin in both shows but every character in Ahsoka SUCKS. They turned one of my favorite characters (Ahsoka) into a charisma void, she is so fucking bland, it's like watching Phantom Menace all over again.

[@mazkeraid4039]

@@He-Man00 At least The Phantom Menace actually doesn't undermine deaths.

[@He-Man00]

@@mazkeraid4039 yeah it atleast treats Qui Gons death with the gravity it deserves. And its done well.

[@losthyperspace]

All the reason that has mentioned in this video is the reason why I hate the Ashoka show. The show makes me angry. It’s more embarrassing, then Obi-Wan Kenobi for show that said Dave will Save Star Wars boo.

[@dbzelite2099]

I agree with you on everything, i too was yelling at the tv on all the bullshit that went on in this series, My take away on your videos is too much American psycho references

[@Ooog__]

If Ahsoka wasn't travelling at a snail's pace with the snail people, her, Ezra and Sabine would've been either on the ship hours before its departure and would've either been able to stop Thrawn OR be stowaways onboard and return home.

[@boyzinthewood1]

The worst thing to come out of Disney Star Wars is Rey but a very close second is the Night Sisters. Magic, zombies etc is NOT Star Wars

[@HeyShotgun]

I’m sorry you never watched Star Wars clone wars or rebels …

[@ggt47]

I love these videos especially the Patrick Batmen includions. Now let's see Paul Allen's review.

[@MiraBoo]

My assumption is that her “betrayal” was actually her listening to the “force.” That doesn’t excuse the poor writing, though. I also think KK is responsible for a lot of the bad decisions, like her now being a Jedi. That also doesn’t excuse DF for the crappy decisions he made. I still found some enjoyment from the show, but that’s only because Kenobi broke me and Mando S3 (which I couldn’t finish) desecrated the broken remains. Maybe it’s because I don’t care for these characters as strongly, or maybe it’s because my expectations were so incredibly low. I did try and trick myself into thinking the show at least had some heart and potential, but I cannot delude myself any longer. It has some good moments, but it’s mostly a trashfire. It’s just a trashfire that offends me far less (despite arguably being worse) than Kenobi or Mando S3.

[@grandsonofvader]

Can anyone explain to me what was stopping Ezra from killing Thrawn in the Ahsoka finale?

[@doodoodthecat1995]

At least Lucas eventually admitted he can't write "dialog" and was seeking advice from other writers. Filoni probably thought he's all of the Coen bros and Gilroy bros and then some.

[@doodoodthecat1995]

Of course it was intentional. It's how he writes but it doesn't mean it wasn't terribly written.

[@doodoodthecat1995]

Which would be fine if the entire movie is about good high school girls vs evil high school girls at a pajama party.

[@haydentravis3348]

I said from the start all the way back in 2014 that they spent all the money they were willing to on just buying the IP.

[@konata8657]

they absolutely ruined thrawn. theres 9 amazing books of source material to make a good live action adaptation of thrawn, 6 of them under the disney cannon.

[@sealionstudios8597]

Imagine if that was Luke fighting those zombies. There would definitely be a bbq smell in the room once he's finished with them.

[@infinimin3961]

God I’m glad Zeb wasn’t in this shit show. They would’ve ruined his character just like everyone else. Also Ezra and Thrawn shoulda been with the Ascendency!

[@vladgheneli]

I honestly think people who say this show is amazing, best in decades or even just good, haven't actually seen the originals. Seriously! Bringing into comparison even 15 seconds of lightsaber fights from those movies and putting them against these pathetic moves Dawson is doing here, immediately makes every human being above 50 IQ understand why this is so much worse than what we got 40 years ago. For F sake look at the comparison between the Vader making an entrance scene where he dynamically blocks all the lasers and the scene with Baylan who barely moves his lightsaber, let's forget the fact that Filoni has to copy every major Star Wars scene and even beyond because he's incapable of creating anything new. These people praising this garbage are eating Mcdonald's every day and think that's top notch cuisine, can you imagine the sad lives these people live?

[@51gn4l50ul]

Or they aren't used to watching good stuff or thinking while they watch stuff. Making them think that mediocre is good

[@setlik3gaming80]

General Blueberry Pancakes YAWN's plan ALL rests upon 3 Bit... I mean, 3 Witches 🧙‍♂️ 🧙‍♀️ 🧙‍♀️

[@taunttitan1714]

And people wonder why I say Baylan and Shin are the only redeeming part of this God awful sorry excuse of a show

[@illusive5811]

God this show was utter slop

[@DoughBoyNick]

When Andrew shouted "WHAT" at 8:25, he sounded like Lemongrab lmao

[@becanepaul3049]

'The mediclorians' idea was so lame, i almost throw-up. Sounds a Nazi idea.

[@juandelval7931]

Even though Ezra said the last episode that he didnt used lightsabers anymore

[@setlik3gaming80]

Excellent Review and analysis I have subscribed to your channel 👍🖖🏼

[@obiwankenoby6897]

They teleport swords, they find whoever they want with magic, they can call anyone in any galaxy. The hell they needed a map to bring Thrawn back ?

[@PatMcRutch]

Sabines warcrimes continue, using civilians as human shields! Lol

[@LolliPop2000]

Wielding the Force? Surprisingly easy, barely an inconvenience.