Ahsoka Review Disney NUKES Star Wars For Sabine! Season 1 Episode 6

[@disparutoo]

Ahsoka Review Season 1 Episode 6 where Disney decide Sabine is the new Star Wars and doesn't care how long we have to suffer through watching it. We're used to the main character not being in their own show in Disney shows, but I never thought they'd do it to Ahsoka for Sabine. Now I'm not sure how an episode where so little happens, turned into a review video that was so long. But it really turned into a random diatribe of me trying to survive just making up my own stories about the show. Now Thrawn does appear in this episode, disappointing as it turned out to be. A slouching dad bod with an apologetic voice and a plan that doesn't make sense? Must be Disney Star Wars Ahsoka! People keep saying watch all of Clone Wars and Rebels before the show. But nothing could safe this episode of Ahsoka. If this is being hailed as the best Disney Star Wars, it shows how low the IP has sunk. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

[@briekmohammed5318]

I like to watch your videos before I watch the episode why didn't you upload this sooner watching the episode without your commentary was terrible 🤣

[@Quicksymphony]

Why did they all watch Avatar 2 and want to ride space whales?

[@gamedude412]

The greatest threat to the Galaxy , No Galaxies.. A star destroyer with golden duct tape and Ea battlefront dlc stormtroopers skins that has One working Main engine and nearly none of its Tie fighters. With dollar store bene gesserit.

[@BaranKRool]

Will you Review One Piece Disparu?

[@louisdurnell9683]

Hey Disparu. I agree that the quality of the writing in Ashoka has been extremely poor, and certain plot elements fall flat. Sabine is irritating and the dialogue is dry but that’s not to say the show doesn’t also have its merits. I’m a big fan of Andor, as a more gritty, better written show, but Star Wars can just be fun as well. That’s how I’d describe the series. Light hearted fun. This episode in particular captured real sci fi fantasy worldbuilding and if you don’t get any joy in watching unique visual concepts over an excellent soundtrack in Star Wars then I think you’re analysing the show too harshly

[@Dysturbed-00]

They really missed a chance to make Ezra a hermit in the wilds who burns ancient texts and has given up on all life in the galaxy. Content to sit and drink space cow milk until his eventual pointless death.

[@hibiscus779]

some odd lichen he could lick to get high would have been a nice touch as well

[@Gorbz]

As Christopher Lee once said: When fighting (on film), you need to look like you intend to kill the other guy, or it is not believable.

[@TheImapotato]

Best fight scene IMO was From Russia with Love, the fight on the train, looked exactly like that

[@ngabel8956]

Ezra sacrificed himself to defeat Thrawn and now Sabine has undone his sacrifice. It's exactly like in The Last Jedi, when Rose crashes into Fin's ship (which could have killed them both), to prevent him from sacrificing himself to save or at least buy precious time for the resistance. Oh, how far Disney / Lucasfilm have come. Recycling ideas from TLJ.

[@dorn0531]

Plus Rise of Not Skywalker when they undo Anakin’s sacrifice to allow Rey to kill Palpatine

[@thisworldisinsane5679]

Ezra sacrificed himself to free his planet. As for Thrawn, if a fucking galaxy can't or won't handle a bunch of hobos even if one of them is a genius, it's their problem

[@shadw4701]

The whole point of the end of rebels is to tell you that they will eventually save ezra

[@ngabel8956]

"Come find me and save me" does not necessitate "allow the villains to find Thrawn and save him too". First thing Sabine should have said to him, "glad to see you and I'd love to catch up, but I was brought here by villains and we have to act quickly if we don't want to be abandoned here while they invade the galaxy."

[@kevinmccabe7263]

Funny enough, if Rose hadn't done that then Finn would have died a hero and Luke wouldn't have died at all. So Rose's stupidity screwed over everyone. Good job Rian.

[@bigdoubleu117]

Sabin has already been unlikable but it was really weird for this episode they thought, you know what will endear Sabin to fans, lets have her be mean and yell at a dog like creature for "comedic" moments. Yea, no, she still sucks.

[@Diabelek666]

That scene actually made me angry. I don't know why they thought it'll be funny or endearing or anything else than annoying and stupid.

[@FoxWolfWorld]

When they came out of hyperspace I half expected them to reveal the planet in the other galaxy as being Earth. I wouldn’t put it past Disney to do that

[@Grivehn]

Thrawn ruling over the SW galaxy or Earth would be a blessing to either. Even Disney Thrawn, most likely.

[@funnyman695]

I 100% thought the same thing 😂

[@nataliemoreno9561]

The nugget that stuck in my brain was the witches pointing out that Sabine (who has so little force ability she cant even move a cup) smelled like a Jedi, yet they react with seeming shock when its mentioned that Baylan used to be a Jedi....like wouldn't they be able to smell Jedi on the man who actually used to be one? And who can actually use the force?

[@miluwi]

I think they actually did mean Baylan. Sabine is for sure not a jedi. Since Baylan and his apprentice aren't Sith...they are dark jedi. So still kinda jedi. They just are just fooled.

[@dannyarnoldmusic3729]

I thought they meant Ahsoka?

[@nataliemoreno9561]

Well when they say "it reeks of jedi" they purposefully look at Sabine and lock her up because she is dangerous "jedi". So if they thought it might be just someone in the area, wouldn't they stop Baylan and his apprentice? They only know Morgan. To them anyone else could be a threat.

[@johnsullivan937]

Nah you see he's a man, therefore will naturally be weaker than any woman when it comes to force powers. They smell the girlboss radiating from her body.

[@pyramidion5911]

Baylan is more aligned to the dark side now whereas Sabine was recently doing Jedi training and interacting with Ahsoka. If you guys were SW fans like you pretend to be you would already understand why they would assume anyone walking with the dark side isn't a jedi.

[@justlivin2499]

Baylan is the best character in this series and it’s not even close, RIP Ray Stevenson

[@davfree9732]

First we had Ken. Then we had Baylin. One had the Force, the other... raw Kenergy.

[@BlacKnightRising]

covid vax claims another victim

[@punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693]

When and what did Ray Stevenson die from?

[@justlivin2499]

@@punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693 He died a few months ago, the cause is unknown considering he wasn't really that old

[@lachieechoecho]

⁠@@justlivin2499suffering from Disney would be enough. RIP Ray Stevenson

[@Dave_L913]

2:44 "She was fated to make that choice". Umm, we don't seem to understand the meaning of the words "fated" and "choice" here do we, Ahsoka?

[@Trixie1604]

Thank you Disparu! Not only do your reviews make excellent points, but they actually make it possible to enjoy these programs. I appreciate all the hard work you do.

[@qwaurk985]

I'm just honestly surprised Sabine didn't win her fight in 15 seconds with no effort.

[@chadbrochill19]

I mean she should have just used the force to force grab/sleep or whatever all of them. Would have made for a more believable sequence.

[@TheImapotato]

@@chadbrochill19 She canno tuse the Force until the last episode in order to save the weak & frail Ezra in the most predictable storyboard in Star Wars

[@redoctober2k593]

​@@TheImapotatobro that literally happened in the last episode lol

[@chasehedges6775]

Ray Stevenson, Hayden Christensen, Ariana Greenblatt, the young actress who played Young Ashoka, and the kid actor who played the Jacen kid deserve better roles/better written material EDIT: RIP Ray Stevenson

[@ninjanibba4259]

What about Tenet?

[@justlivin2499]

The guy who plays Ezra seems to capture the character pretty well in the brief bit we’ve seen of him, just wish he were in a better story

[@opticalraven1935]

​@@ninjanibba4259Tenet takes whatever he can get.

[@Katya_Lastochka]

​@@opticalraven1935Its Tennant. And since when is he desperate?

[@davidgantenbein9362]

@@ninjanibba4259Tennant has Good Omens, so he already got the better role.

[@rahn45]

Star Trek: We added in a Death Star! Star Wars: We added in Space Whales! Me: I stopped caring.

[@KitsuneAdorable]

The irony is that Star Trek: The Voyage Home had space whales too! 😂

[@frederickthesquirrel]

@@KitsuneAdorable That's the joke

[@brightfaith8403]

31:19 “Sabine’s feet are more dangerous than glowing plasma” Literally summarizes the state of Star Wars.

[@reignman30]

Well it's been awhile since she last bathed.

[@MilanousMedia]

Tbf Luke was so powerful he could kick the air and the guy would go flying lol

[@TheScarletSlayer]

I guess you could say she walked all over them 😁

[@autobotstarscream765]

Blaze Kickin' Chicken! 🔥

[@chadbrochill19]

I liked it when she the guy had to lower himself to be kicked by her because she's so short and can't jump. She can't fight, can't act and wears a shit load of make up. I don't understand why she was cast in this role.

[@jk802]

Sure would be nice if the Mandalorian wouldn't leave her family helmet behind that has always been so important to her and then fought like an actual Mandalorian would fight. Mando held his own against Ahsoka with the Beskar spear, why does Sabine wanting to be a Jedi suddenly make her an ineffective Mandalorian? Bad writing maybe?

[@theandrogynousmisogynist]

Filoni is balogna

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

Bologna has a use

[@demetriskatsianis2396]

Totally agree on that. In Rebels, Sabine was presented to us as a prodigy: accomplished artist, mechanical engineering genius and the best Mandalorian warrior to have ever existed...and all of the above by the age of 15... Also, she hardly ever lost a fight or failed a mission throughout the show, up to a degree where there was no more thrill or excitement about the outcome when Sabine was involved...We all knew we would get just another "Sabine victory"...This resulted in having a totally unrelatable (perfect in everything) and uninteresting (never fails/loses) character, who eventually became dislikable and even annoying...In "Ahsoka", the result is the same...She is again dislikable and annoying, but this time because of her absolute incompetence in everything she does and her "spoiled brat" behaviour. Looks like Filoni tried to "fix" this overskilled character he had created in Rebels, but he just "overcorrected" her into a total useless brat with serious attitude issues...

[@shrekislove1509]

Only explanation is that she's actually aging backward

[@demetriskatsianis2396]

@@shrekislove1509 Hera as well!

[@qui-gonrick7002]

Can we just talk about the fact that this is a planet, and Sabine has no idea where Ezra is, but manages to find him almost immediately.

[@kuribot3858]

also the baddies with all their tech couldn't find the guy from what I understand but she does so in one afternoon

[@iguran6035]

@@kuribot3858 not to mention the great mothers balls, unless they can only point to female force users.... i mean balls with line aimed at the women hmmmmm

[@thisworldisinsane5679]

The fight against Thrawn was originally Luke's story. It is such a shame that Disney is trying to replace him with Ahsoka.

[@NoahHunterGamble]

Luke’s been getting replaced for years now. Idk why people think it’s going to get any better. All they’re going to do is nostalgia bate as much as humanly possible and girl power everywhere.

[@aleccampbell7707]

Ahsoka is several rungs below Luke as a character and in force ability, LUKE should be the central character post ROTJ

[@randomfools808]

Except it wasn't. I've read that trilogy. The closest I remember Luke getting to Thrawn was when both he and Mara were on his ship sneaking in. Luke was fighting the old wizard at the end and the clone. Thrawns war was with Han and Leia.

[@ShawnGilbert1967]

Luke has met Ahsoka you would think he would at least be with her to go after this cat...

[@jakobbraun5180]

actually fighting Thrawn is Leia‘s story, Luke fights his insecurity and Mara fights her indoctrination

[@FeatherRanching]

I could totally believe that the actress is so clumsy that the stunt guys have to miss her by a wide margin, to prevent her blundering into the path of the weapon.

[@johnsullivan937]

I think you're on to something. Just look at the way she swings that lightsaber, I mean jesus christ. I remember looking more skillful than that when I was 9 years old fighting my friend with plastic lightsabers in the back yard. Its so freaking cllumbsy and stiff, she genuinely gives the impression she never did any sort of sword training for the part beforehand. Which is just insulting considering hayden and ewen spent literally months training sword fighting to prepare for the movies.

[@chadbrochill19]

Or else they'd mess up her make-up.

[@darksidemachining]

Since the Force can do anything at this point, (save Princess Leia from dying in space for example) it probably was the reason for Sabine having makeup on during a lengthy captivity.

[@GenuineLhachwen]

Maybe She's Born With It... Maybe It's Midi-chlorians! 😂

[@matthewgibson27]

The Force is with this comment. Kudos.

[@Hunpecked]

It's the future. Sabine's "cell" has a foldout kitchen, full bath, breakfast nook, entertainment room, walk in closet, and California King bed, complete with accessories.

[@Pidalin]

they have better makep in galaxy far far away, it lasts for weeks 😀

[@theelder4797]

Force makeup 💄, why not? It is Disney Star Wars, and will never be real Star Wars 🤷

[@aboxinspace]

I've seen Clone Wars and Rebels so this show really upsets me in how they ruin more characters (like they've done in the Sequel Trilogy), *however*, I will say that it is absolutely worth watching Ray Stevenson, especially after his passing. He looks like one of the coolest Inquisitor/Sith types we've ever had. May he be at peace and we can be grateful for a ray (ha) of light on this show

[@coreyvaux1382]

As a sub I feel it’s my duty to inform you that the “cut out under the star destroyer” is and has always been the design. Literally the beginning of A New Hope

[@jaymeU2]

Yeah for ships to enter or leave not for the purpose of landing over an obelisk lmao

[@jjvalles7]

Thank you

[@pyramidion5911]

​@@jaymeU2if it works it works. Why wouldn't they do that?

[@granthuser7419]

I don't think he much about star wars starship designe. Missing the hanger Bay entrance is a dead giveaway. For another thing the galaxy hyperspace ship is probably round because Thrawn's Star Destroyer is going to go into the center and attach to it much like the Jedi fighters did attack of the clones.

[@Blisterdude123]

@@granthuser7419 Quite often Disparu proves that he's not actually a fan of the things he claims to be a fan of. But being angry generates views.

[@ad-sd-vids5332]

44:10 “I just want to be happy that I found you” *says that without a shred of happiness in her voice*

[@AnthologyOfDave]

If this is what we get when the writers aren't on strike....I'm good with the studios starving them to the end.

[@Lonovavir]

I support replacing them with foreign and independent media.

[@northernpunx1978]

Again.... the writers are told what to do by talentless pandering executives. They have the say in the final product. Hence why this exists and is so bad. Writers don't do this. But you won't believe that. The ceos and executives just pay the money... they never control the narrative....🥴😂

[@AnthologyOfDave]

I support replacing them with chimpanzees. It's bound to be better writing.

[@jaypeadieL611]

Thats f ed up but fair point. Let hollywood burn!

[@Aiveq]

@@AnthologyOfDaveManatees can work too

[@soothsayer1964]

So Dathomir is in the Star Wars galaxy, but the Night Sisters of Dathomir came from the other galaxy, then, er ...

[@TheMaleRei]

Get ready for the Jedi to have really been from this same other galaxy, or better yet, yet *another* galaxy! And the Sith? Why they're from an entirely different *dimension!* it all makes sense now! Or, worse, the Sith were male rebellion against the Night Sisters! They had Kenough!

[@david7522]

Just so long as the Vong don't show up

[@nhagan001]

Oh you don’t understand the full extent of what this means. We could resurrect ANY character now! Mace Windu? Yeah he didn’t die in world 6457! Liam Neeson needs a paycheck? World 3489 he didn’t die to a lightsaber!

[@IronGhost8280]

@@david7522Man, I would LOVE for the Vong to show up!

[@AzraealGamer]

@@nhagan001I still say Mace Windu is not dead. Come on he had his arm cut off and thrown out a window. Really think that would kill a Jedi master of his level? He could force slow fall land on a platform and escape unnoticed in the night. Be a bit more believable than chest stabbed or cut and half and survive.

[@Bopperann]

Love that the stormtrooper mask looks like grumpy cat 😂 That’s the expression of OG fans watching Disney SW.

[@kevinmccabe7263]

So Disney absolutely bungled their portrayal of Thrawn.....who ever could have predicted that two years ago?? Oh literally everyone!?

[@wrayday7149]

Sabine is desperately trying to find a person she has currently shown no interest in looking for! Gripping writing. Thank god we wasted an entire episode.

[@TheSilDante]

What? basically the entire show has been about Sabine wanting to find Ezra.

[@sairikane]

ignore the dubmass @@TheSilDante

[@mgnilquenta]

@@TheSilDanteYeah it has but she showed no emotion once she’s found him I expected her to start crying or her running to hug him but nope she just stands there with a small smile on her face..

[@rittyroast]

They made thrawn lame as hell

[@TheSilDante]

@@mgnilquenta But isn't that just her character? She wasn't an overly emotional character in Rebels.

[@lemond2007]

Taking bets on how long it will take for Star Wars to eventually come to Earth

[@MSpotatoes]

Lol I could see that happening.

[@TheGreat20000]

Whit the shit they are producing now i would say only a couple of years.

[@nhagan001]

I wonder if Earth would be anything more than patches of cavemen. We haven’t really been around that long, when you compare us to races that can live for hundreds of years.

[@Katya_Lastochka]

Lexx, session 4.

[@white0thunderwhite0thunder71]

Despite the fact that this story is suppose to take place "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away"... probably in season three.

[@CujoHyer]

The absence of Luke is every bit as insulting to his character as all of The Last Jedi was.

[@prestigemultimediagroup6436]

Luke has nothing to do with this story lol

[@pduidesign]

YES!! It’s vile and disgusting how Lucasfilm is trying to replace Luke Skywalker with Ahsoka. And they will continue to wonder why fans reject their series and movies.

[@ninvusoogoar6098]

@@prestigemultimediagroup6436 yes he does... this is hier to the empire being stolen and bastardized for ahsoka... do you even know what your talking about??

[@prestigemultimediagroup6436]

@@pduidesign no idea what you're talkin about luke is busy luke in cannon and in legends busy training new jedi... he literally didn't do everything in the galaxy... Ontop of that I'd rather not have cgi uncanny valley luke get a grip he had his stories

[@dragonmaster1360]

@CujoHyer I heard this phrase somewhere I can't remember, but... All roads lead to the sequel trilogy. Ahsoka is no different. Mandelorian is no different. Book of Boba Fett is no different. All these series will eventually culminate in Rey Shitwalker.

[@sixfoursoul2538]

The reason for Ashokas lack of expressions are she is told not to move too much due to the 6 hours it takes to put her make & headdress on.If she does move to much, it takes 2 hours to fix it, so she is directed not to move her face too much. Now the lame boring writing doesn't help much either.

[@opticalraven1935]

So, the make up department used cheap Party City and Walmart face paint and make up? Nice to know. I am old enough to remember that quality used to be Hollywood's middle name.

[@sixfoursoul2538]

@@opticalraven1935 I seriously doubt that Disney is buying their make up in wardrobes at party city but I don’t know because it wasn’t there. But there are interviews with Rosario Dawson, stating that it’s very uncomfortable to wear what she is wearing. You say you’re older than you should remember Darth Maul that actor had the exact same problem.. there’s a difference between masks like Darth Vader outfits like Chewbacca then face paint.. you can have the highest quality face paint in the world, but if you move your face too much especially near the fore head you’ll have to stop to shoot and fix the make up..

[@fictiontheorizer4253]

​@@sixfoursoul2538It's still the writers job to account for weaknesses in their medium and plan accordingly. Something they evidently didn't do with the live action show.

[@86BarbOmega]

i doubt it it is not practical to have her wear make up and head dress and cant move her face the original Planet of the Apes allowed Roddy McDowell to make expressions with his make up on

[@opticalraven1935]

@@sixfoursoul2538 Cope harder. That doesn't diminish the fact that the makeup looks cheap. Also, you sign up to be "uncomfortable" as an actor. That's apart of the job description. If she didn't like it, she could have quite or the already lazy crew could have used CGI, if she hated it or it proved to be too much to handle.

[@dumdumer892]

I hate Sabine and the dog’s plot. They didn’t teach her any words except for what seems to be “stay” but she can control it completely fine and it just magically bonds with her even though it looked like a wild beast that the turtle snails are even afraid of. Then her yelling at it and telling it to go when it has her gear on it’s back and all her yelling that follows is just annoying. Why would you assume this beast would do anything but get away from danger in that situation??? You haven’t trained it and you have no idea how the Thrawnlings trained it. Saving itself might have been the best decision since it’s facing down blasters. Sorry he kept your gear and transportation safe I guess??? I so wish Shin would beat Sabine… let her and Baylan lead the show. They’d have to be better than what we have now.

[@1kbmahan]

@@captainhurricane5705a lot of questions for no answers in the future. I didn’t think about any of this watching it cause my brain can’t question stupid writing. I’ll be invested and care and I’m just watching to make fun of it lol.

[@kennyhudson9201]

Some Force sensitive people can communicate with animals. I assume Sabine has this affinity.

[@FerrousAradicen]

I knew they were going to kill Thrawn but this is still painful.

[@Very-old-man]

Cry me a river hate nerd 😢

[@stevenotto1456]

I really never get tired of the Ezra Miller cuts! Best thing to have come from this show!

[@DaKdawg]

Also Known as, the Mad Goose Wizard!

[@Сайтамен]

This joke isn't funny after second use. Yes, there's a character named Ezra, it's almost like it's a common name.

[@LordRykard9376]

​@user-xx6vy9ri8p it's funny. Lighten up.

[@Grivehn]

@@Сайтамен Id love to argue regular english names like Jon and James, or Ezra, without slight changes, shouldnt even be a thing in any scifi which doesnt have Earth including Star Wars.... but the first and beloved hero is Luke, so... I guess Ezra is as plausible as anything else.

[@michaelfishman6082]

and "BALLS!"

[@Maria_Banks]

Filoni is just relying on member berries, it’s pathetic honestly.

[@adv2ht]

diablo 4 bad

[@jimjam51075]

Filoni is REALLY good at writing his little cartoons. I liked them both in a maybe-canon kind of way. This show, on the other hand, REALLY proves that George Lucas is the only person who can write Star Wars.

[@dr.pepperoni5415]

They are basically algorithm slaves.

[@datho1488]

@@jimjam51075 Did you forget George Lucas wrote episodes 1, 2 and 3?

[@ShawnGilbert1967]

3 is stellar and 1 passable

[@joesmutz9287]

The trick with Thrawn is that he wasn't supposed to be threatening through his appearance. He's just an officer after all The threat comes from his force of personality I could see what they were trying to do. The unfazable villain who just knows everything. And the actor was trying. The voice worked Problem is...his dialog does not He isn't unfazable. He's just stupid I could see him working as a VA. And I can see why people liked him in Rebels But thanks to the scenario and the writing...he's a chrisma black hole

[@a.r.mproductions5616]

Wasn’t he the voice for thrawn in rebels?

[@Thrawn23.]

​@@a.r.mproductions5616yea Lars Minkilson

[@Bizzon666]

The voice is definitely the best part

[@rachael1090]

He was physically intimidating because of the eyes. Disney really dismissed the glowing aspect and then added in a sclera and iris. Early illustrations of Chisd usually had the eyes as just red and glowing with no demarcation between sclera, iris, and pupil. That's also how they look in Star Wars: The Old Republic. I guess Thrawn kinda just is a Pantoran with red eyes now. Thanks for missing the point Disney.

[@davidgantenbein9362]

@@a.r.mproductions5616Yes, it’s the voice actor from Rebels and a capable actor as well. But some stuff can‘t be saved by the actor sadly.

[@the_dudeabides]

Thrawn has a Star Destroyer with Troops, Ties and Walkers. Can't even find a small boy with equipment for x amount of time.

[@RadeFoxxy]

How the F does a witch in another galaxy know what a Jedi is, let alone what they smell like??

[@randomfools808]

God damn do you guys really not know the source material.

[@nhagan001]

@@randomfools808funny thing, I didn’t need to know the source material of Lord of the Rings to understand things in three movies. You kinda do this thing of establishing ideas in your show? Some things you don’t have to explain, but name a live-action show that established the Witches and the World between Worlds? LIVE ACTION. That means Mando, Andor, Boba Fett, and Obi Wan. If your response is “the clone wars and rebels”, shows from over a decade ago… That’s a strike out.

[@mryellow6918]

​@@nhagan001you don't here either your just being ignorant

[@mryellow6918]

​@@nhagan001how is if your show is the entire character arc of the name of the current show? Not a valid response

[@shadw4701]

​@nhagan001 The clone wars and rebels are canon and the best shows star wars has produced. If you haven't seen them before this then you're missing out on some of the best stories in the series and likely won't understand a good chunk of it. It's basically a new season of rebels

[@jeniferclemente1252]

Always a treat to watch these episode reviews! Thank you so much for these reviews. I always enjoy your commentary 😆

[@richardgartner]

Thanks Disparu. You’re hilarious brother

[@punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693]

Sabine really projected authority with that "you better not fail me again line". So inspiring, fear instilling, and commanding respect all at the same time. 😶

[@eddobh]

ok, even if I was a fan of Ahsoka, trying to deflect any criticism to the series (as it seems to be the fans' job these days), I would not be able to deny how absurdly stupid is the way she finds the Ezra guy through the crab kid.

[@Yarblocosifilitico]

I found it so weird how the ep begins with the robot telling a story by "long ago, in a galaxy far, far away..." the memberberries have reached meta levels! what's next, Filone depicting his first Star Wars convention through an episode??

[@tchaiken]

My bad. I forgot your watching star wars which is SC-fi. It's not real, and this a franchise with aliens, robots, droids, and much more. Your just a hater the worst part of the star wars fanbase.

[@nhagan001]

@@tchaikenyeah! What he said “it’s a movie about space wizards meant for children!” Maximum sarcasm intended. There are grown men and women that destroy property over their favorite sports teams winning/losing a game. People, watching a sport where grown men tackle and grope one another over a pigskin is one of the most popular sports in America. Sounds like a gay porno when I put it that way doesn’t it? Bit reductive to the conversation. If us being haters on the internet is so bad… what does that make them.

[@tchaiken]

@@nhagan001 What he said “it’s a movie about space wizards meant for children!” SO is most big movie franchise. They have adults to. And wait do u forget that kids grow up. Ofc those "kids who the movie is made for are gonna grow up and still like that stuff. Your argument dum just stop before u make yourself look more stupid

[@themasked_senshi4521]

That’s not how you use memberberries

[@tchaiken]

@@themasked_senshi4521 How do you use it then?

[@Steven-mk4gg]

Bro, its hilarious to me how quickly I click a review for a show I will never watch. Thank you Disp.

[@neowild]

Which is really sad, its not actually that bad of a show if you can follow what is going on instead of looking for ways to put synical spins on things like Disapru

[@Steven-mk4gg]

@neowild Disney killed Star Wars. I dont need my lore rewritten. I dont need some knockoff version of Ashoka. I dont need trashy starfighter vs lightsaber in space scenes. I dont need yet another lackluster, satellite Disney Star Wars show. This show might be fine for the Disney Star Wars fan, and thats ok. However, those of us who have been Star Wars fans since before the downfall just dont need more Disney Star Trash. I'm sure Andor was just fine, dont need it. Ashoka looks trashy, dont need it. Book of Fett, trashy, dont need it. I could go on, but suffice it to say, Disney has lost any and all good will they had with me. I dont need Disp's synical opinion to tell me Ashoka is a trash show.

[@neowild]

@@Steven-mk4gg okay, I didn't say Book of Boba fett was good, I'm saying g Ashoka is better than it seems and the original trilogy (the time before the "downfall") was not an better in terms of "excellent" writing or "amazing" acting

[@TheMaleRei]

Oh, God. They're making the Witches of Dathomir into... The Bene Gesserit!

[@mryellow6918]

......

[@gypsykang7545]

I still can't believe Filoni is being given millions of dollars to adapt his fanfics.

[@neowild]

I mean, the legends books are technically all fanfics yet people like them. If anything Filoni is actually more justified since he was an apprentice of George Lucas more or less. Take that as the situation being better or worse. Disparu has criticized him for "telling and not showing" but most of the remarks I have seen agreeing to Disparu's critics come from people seeing and not understanding what they have been shown... Another thing people don't realize is Dave Filoni understands how to manipulate audience perceptions of characters. He made the character of Ashoka and made her unlikeable when she was introduced on purpose. If you pay attention something similar is happening in this show as Ashoka demonstrates more emotion at the end of episode 5. I think the rest of this season will make this point. Is this the best show ever, not exactly, but it is pretty good by starwars standards (pre-sequel trilogy) people forget that the original trilogy wasn't exactly all that story wise XD

[@ryostu1]

@@neowild It's fanfic. Ahsoka died during Order 66.

[@BlacKnightRising]

I wish I could have a job that pays great and I don't even have to produce a viable product, where can I find a job like that...oh, right disney

[@enterprise-h312]

1:47 Robot: We could have a flashback scene where stuff is actually happening and will tie into the plot. Disparu: NO, this scene is too entertaining!

[@wallyman292]

Why are there only bones left in the space whales' "cemetary" of rings around the planet??? There's nothing in space that's gonna decompose the rest of the whale, right? And if it's because of perhaps "micro-meteorites" that blasted away all the flesh, then I don't think the bones would stand much of a chance either, would they???

[@robertcusick9931]

It's entirely possible there are organisms that live and scavenge in space. There are already a few canon creatures that survive space, so why not more.

[@boobah5643]

@@robertcusick9931Mynocks (or something like them) seem an obvious choice, to abuse the canon. But yes, once you've established space whales and asteroid worms and whatnot, smaller scavengers that consume their flesh doesn't seem all that odd.

[@Bilbo122333]

Look up water bears or Tardigrade. They are real and can survive in a vacuum

[@Сайтамен]

Radiation, perhaps?

[@vaporwave4880]

you realise they are not actual whales, right? They are species that can live in space. And entropy affects everything in the universe.

[@kennitz8155]

Well Ep 6 confirmed what an awful person Sabine is! Yelling at her Dourse (Dog+Horse?) for abandoning her? What was it supposed to do? it can't fight! And she abandoned and betrayed her Master twice! And the Dourse did come back. Is it hard for Dave Filloni to write an emotional scene that isn't about anger? Sabine spends years pining over Ezra, but when she's in the camp of the hermit crabs she doesn't call out for him, and when he does see her and say something, both are like "Hey, hows it going?" No running to each other, no happy hugs, just unemotional blandness. Even Luke kissed his sister! And when Ezra asks how she got there, she says 'Not now, I'm happy now." That is happiness? Bland, repressed, uncommitted nothing for Dave is happiness? And how are the crabs wearing clothes? They have a permanent shell (the baby had one)! And where to they get/make the cloth? And what has Thrawn been fighting on this planet or in this Galaxy because the stormtrooper's armor is beaten up. Baylan is Great! best episode so far though

[@XiaoFury]

Tell me about it. Sabine was crying for Ezra, and when they finally meet....this is it? Oh, we forget. Romance between man and woman is bad. Can't show that anymore.

[@2nd_Directorate]

It is a Howler (basically a rat horse) and yep, that scene was aggravating. The pure arrogance and stupidity of her. What did she expect? That it would fight and die for her? That it even came back should have been encountered with joy as Sabine wouldn´t have to walk the whole way (and possibly die). But no, she has the audacity to berate it and then to practically stoop to a lower level and to give it "a second chance". Seriously, Since Ep 1 i just can´t gather enough empathy for her to see her alive, let alone be a "hero".

[@autobotstarscream765]

Filoni...no emotion except anger...hmm...fear...anger...hate...suffering...could it beeeee?

[@TheImapotato]

Think Filoni shot himself in the foot writing for his middle aged feminist demographic...they love animals more than people. Not going have them like Sabine for being mean to CGI doursey here

[@freman007]

If creatures die in space then they're not going to turn into skeletons. There're no scavengers in space to clean the flesh from their bones, so they'll just hang there until their star goes nova and consumes them.

[@felixwoolf-may7377]

Pretty sure the heat and cold would break it apart through expansion and shrinkage

[@tchaiken]

My bad I forgot. Your watching Star Wars which isn't even real. They don't follow the same rules as we do in the real world. Dude think before u make dum comments like this

[@johndodo2062]

​@@tchaikenI can't believe you don't see the irony in what you just wrote

[@TheRonaldbaxter]

They eat space krill 🦐 the space whales err and then the space whales get eaten by, err, space sharks when they die which leaves the space whale bones in space like

[@mryellow6918]

Apart than the super durable bacteria their body contains.

[@mob19001]

Meanwhile in the same timeline Han, Luke and Leia, heroes of the galaxy has no idea what these buffoons were up to. 🤣

[@nigelbagguley7606]

Tennant should have told Ashoka the story of how Obi Wan describes her to Luke.

[@natp8387]

Book Thrawn: Controlled, calculating, impecably groomed for maximum projection of control. Ahsoka Thrawn: talks like parts of his face are paralyzed.

[@TheKpa11]

Sounds like he’s trying to be like the book version of Roose Bolton

[@aleccampbell7707]

@@TheKpa11 Roose Bolton had the best voice in GoT tv show

[@drointhewind480]

​@@aleccampbell7707im sorry charles dance

[@TheKpa11]

@@drointhewind480 The actor who played Roose did seem like he could have been a contender for the role of Tywin though. They did seem pretty similar to me in terms of acting

[@joesmutz9287]

I could see why the actor worked in the animated show. He has the unfazable down Problem is, in live action, his expressions fail his voice

[@m.b.boyack2228]

5:10 Sabine has to make fists with her hands to stop the ridiculously oversized handcuffs from slipping off when her arms are lowered. Just one of hundreds of things not to question, just consume product. Where are the other 'Space Whales' in various stages of the millennial long space decomposition processes, if at all?

[@Hamentsios10]

Thrawn WAS intimidating in Rebels. He COULD be intimidating here too. The actor does try his best. But the show is just... not trying...

[@phugindomas]

Thrawn was so intimitidating in rebels that it took a few plucky teenagers to best him multiple times. Yes very intimidating.

[@Hamentsios10]

@@phugindomas Well he did think many steps ahead most of the time, and it took those teenagers too long to beat. So yeah he was intimidating.

[@Lodada]

@@phugindomasthey only beat Thrawn because his underlings were idiots

[@Сайтамен]

​@@phugindomas And he destroyed their forces several times.

[@fictiontheorizer4253]

​@@phugindomasThat's David Filoni for you. Pucky teenagers can beat everyone except for Darth Sidious apparently.

[@jeebuschristos8423]

8:34 In Boba Fett they had "spice"... and now we have a bunch of female witches who harnessed the power of space whales to travel intergalactically? Is this Star Wars or Dune?!?!?

[@samuelbedsole5089]

Star Wars was heavily inspired by Dune, with spice being name-dropped in A New Hope by C-3PO as he was fretting about being sent to the "spice mines of Kessel."

[@jeebuschristos8423]

@@samuelbedsole5089 There is "inspired" and then there is "straight up theft"...

[@samuelbedsole5089]

@@jeebuschristos8423 If Lucas has straight up used Spice Melange of the Bene Gesserit in Star Wars, then it would be theft. But the stuff in Star Wars is distinct enough to be its own thing- rhyll spice and the Night Sisters- that while Dune served as inspiration they are still original.

[@cozypilgrim8530]

Someone should seriously compile every scene of a character spinning around while holding a lightsaber and edit them to Dead Or Alive's "You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)".

[@recapnerd2657]

I’m willing to bet 1,000$ that a fanfic writer could write a more heart felt reunion of Ezra and Sabine than this episode

[@dragonmaster1360]

@recapnerd2657 Hell,ive never seen Rebels, and I can already say I could write something better than this, just by using common themes and tropes from better stories! They're supposed to be long-lost lovers, or at least friends separated across two separate galaxies! They should have been ecstatic to see each other, especially Sabine, who apparently betrayed her morals to find him (again, I haven't seen Rebels, so I have no clue what her morals are, if she has any)! This was a shite reunion, even with the barest knowledge I have of these two. There should have been a heartfelt moment, where they catch sight of each other, pause for several seconds (not that this show needs more empty air time) as if they're unsure of what they're seeing and it's really them, before rushing each other and embracing. Maybe have some of that sappy and clichéd sad/happy music playing as they do. It's clichéd as hell, and done a million times, but at least it portrays the emotion of a long-desired reunion!

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

I'll double down on that bet

[@pyramidion5911]

Its the Dunning-kruger effect

[@nobleman9393]

As someone who read many fanfics, I can say that there's at least Several fanfic authors who could write a way better and touching story.

[@RedRainMerc]

I honestly write better than this for the Star Wars DnD campaign i DM for

[@deusanti]

This is soo F-N tiring what Disney is doing to Star Wars.

[@brandonm4550]

It’s only going to get worse.

[@deusanti]

@@brandonm4550 Yeah I heard they are releasing a new movie in 2025 about Rey creating a "The New Jedi Order". Kathleen is slowly ruining the whole Universe of Star Wars!

[@pyramidion5911]

I love it

[@brandonm4550]

The Acolyte is retconning the Chosen One prophecy and that Rey film is just about the only one that has a shot of being made as it’s a KK pet project.

[@SirBlackReeds]

Besides grooming it?

[@OneTrueVikingbard]

Alistair was right: Morrigan did end up looking just like Flemeth in the end. Also no, Goldenface isn’t nobody. Haven’t you seen The Office? It’s Jim Halpert. “On your marks…get set…die!” 😂 Hey, it’d be better than anything Disney has in mind.

[@dkirby9052]

And that is why Leliana is best girl.

[@Uzarran]

But without the cool dragon form... oh wait, there's still two episodes left for Filoni to rectify that.

[@Lammy4ever7]

As someone who has wanted to see Thrawn depicted in live action for so long, this breaks my heart. I didn't think DSW could make me hurt more, but it does.

[@earthlingcarl3179]

30:28 - Don't they have choreographers for this stuff? :S

[@MustertheBrohirrim]

Filoni: Give me brooding, brooding, brooding, brooding, brooding, brooding, arms crossed while brooding, brooding. Sabine, give me brooding, brooding, brooding, smugness, Hera, give me arms crossed, brooding, smugness...you know what? Smug cross armed brooding!

[@ajclements4627]

Did Sabine actually kill anyone with her lightsaber? I didn’t see any limbs fly off, no saber through the gut, no decapitations…no blood. Was it really a lightsaber fight? I think it was a baseball bat.

[@Lonovavir]

It's a Disney lightsaber, it gives your opponent more hit points instead of reducing them.

[@markc6714]

They were men. They die near lightsabers while women survive being stabbed with them

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

@@markc6714 I've said it before, I'll say it again, lightsabers are gay now. They don't like women, they only slay men

[@TotallyRealistic]

@@markc6714 Darth Maul and that Inquisitor guy are trans confirmed?

[@markc6714]

@@TotallyRealistic still searching for your 2nd braincell?

[@KelShu]

I already know that there are going to be reactors saying “Oh my god, it’s Thrawn!!!” and “Oh my god it’s Ezra!!!”

[@Wall_Fly]

I was lucky to have found you. Your reviews are the cleverest, funniest ones out there. Please keep 'em coming.

[@135mikerules23]

46:03 This bugged me, because in my opinion a decent writer adapting Thrawn in a live action setting, would’ve made it where “Morgan” (that’s her name right?) would’ve been the one requesting the aid of the “dark magic” from the Night Mothers, while THRAWN is the one who would focus on gathering as much intel on Ahsoka as he possibly could rather then leave it in the hands of another. I know this show is nothing but a combination of slow pacing and member berry branches, but still it bugged me.

[@sincerelynotme3522]

Deadass, what does Sabine bring to the table?

[@carlthelongshoreman1979]

Her ass, other then that nothing

[@atrane365]

Wahmen powah

[@danielbertola7868]

She's uh, uh... a general.

[@TheMaleRei]

Another waifu for Feloni to... Fantasize about.

[@the_absurd_hero]

@@danielbertola7868 I thought the green one who endangered her son by bringing him to an active battleground was the general? Idk, they’re all girl bosses and not remotely unique in character

[@MrNneel5122]

It’s simultaneously sad and awesome that I can’t wait for the next episode of Ahsoka just because I know I’ll get a Disparu review! Hahaha Never change, brother!

[@fictiontheorizer4253]

Much like with the Auralnauts, the comedy mocking the show is better than anything the show itself could ever offer.

[@CarlaWay]

I watched Rebels and I don’t remember Sabine being that important and that annoying. I remember liking her. What’s up with this change?

[@kevinmccabe7263]

Seriously, she was a side character who was fine, sometimes charming. Now she's the protagonist and she's insufferable. Not sure why Disney keep doing this to female characters?

[@agreedo9530]

Ashoka was also likable and had an actual personality and emotions as well

[@ShaneDouglas713]

Blame Kathleen Kennedy and Dave Filoni

[@neowild]

@@ShaneDouglas713 kinda ignorant reply ngl, Dave Filoni created Ashoka in the first place in the clone wars animated series

[@Briansgate]

@@kevinmccabe7263 Because being an insufferable bitch is the only way to show what a boss babe you are.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

And of course Ezra looks like a guy who plays the guitar, living in a van at 33 years old, still thinking he's gonna make it. lmao

[@V-A-N-G-U-A-R-D]

"I've seen a bowl of oranges that were scarier than this bloke... because they were blue as well" had me dying.

[@DustinBarlow8P]

FUNFACT : The Galaxies the rough average of distances between known galaxies is over 100 million light years. The Virgo Super Cluster is 12.6 Billion Light Years away. Good thing whale scientists and engineers have installed a new engine that can go 100,000 light years a hour! lol

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

I just got done watching Mauler’s video called starwars can’t grow up. Good god was that funny. He torches this series lol

[@LunarSpiral1127]

It was a really good video. Comparing Ahsoka to shows that did it better.

[@117haseo3]

I still find it amazing that even as far back as Rebels Felloni could not come up with a better design for the wormhole traveling space creatures then 'space whales'.....creative genius....totally.

[@shadw4701]

They're called purgill

[@BillPlunderbonesTew8]

they do have names research before making dumb comments

[@naphtali6352]

the concept of them is still incredibly stupid

[@BillPlunderbonesTew8]

it's really not just like ATLA where people learned to use bending by watching creatures , people learned how to make hyperdrive by watching Purrgil heck hyperspace circles might be circles cause they were once first used to use Purrgil it is another level of mythology @@naphtali6352

[@TotallyRealistic]

@@naphtali6352 So was the concept of a giant worm living in an asteroid. Like how the fuck does that work? It doesn't really matter anymore. Never did.

[@xLionsxxSmithyx]

Why is Thrawn waiting around for ahsoka to turn up? He has everything he needs to leave, like he could've literally just left all his problems there and gone back to the Original Galaxy.... He doesn't care about Ezra, Sabine or the mercenaries... There's no reason at all for them to stay there.

[@CthuluZombie]

Putting caskets on his ship will take 3 days. So he's waiting for that.

[@xLionsxxSmithyx]

@@CthuluZombie another question then... Thrawn knew that they were on their way so why didn't he load up prior to their arrival?

[@CthuluZombie]

If we pretend it's something other than bad writing, it's possible the night sisters didn't communicate the imminent arrival and he only knew when she entered the system and showed up on his scanners.@@xLionsxxSmithyx

[@EndThusIAm]

I want to bash my head in. Ezra, practically banished to another galaxy, gone for maybe 5-10 years, sees someone he loves like a sister somehow on the planet he's been stuck on...he's leaning against a wall acting cool and confident. No no freaking no! Any real human would be rushing over to the person, grabbing them in shock wondering if they're real

[@decab8292]

Marvin, the manic depressed robot. Who's dialogue was epic and cannot be likened to anything coming out of hollyroob.

[@speedycerviche2380]

How is Thrawn a threat. He has one beat up star ship and 100 troopers.

[@pduidesign]

If the New Republic can’t survive one Grand Admiral coming back then maybe it doesn’t deserve to survive. Especially since their Senators are either incompetent, inept or just traitors.

[@aguywhocanfly1335]

That's exactly what I was thinking, he doesn't even look like he can fight. Why is anyone afraid of him or respect him?

[@Etherman7]

In the old Canon, he was an undefeated Grand Admiral who had been "exiled" to prepare for cannibalistic cenobite like invaders from another galaxy. Ruthless as he was, every action was to prepare the galaxy, to unite it (under him). He had motive, he had insanely well built up presence, and he had his own sense of honor. THAT Thrawn would be a political threat because half the galaxy would instantly rather be under him than the New bereaucracy. This version got beat by plucky kids characters every step of the way.

[@duncanlutz3698]

He's not. This Saturday morning cartoon villain that blasted off into another galaxy by a group of meddling kids is a fucking joke. Except Filoni has draped the flayed skin of Timothy Zahn's Thrawn over this shallow simulacrum. As mentioned, Thrawn was such a threat because he was the "Heir to the Empire." In the power vacuum left behind by the Empire's collapse, Thrawn was the one Magnificent Bastard with proven track record, legitimacy, and sheer 'je ne sais quoi' to unite not only the fragmented fleets of the Imperial Remnants, but tempt a number of former Imperial worlds into defecting away from the NR. This clown just kept stroking his ego as he got repeatedly outplayed by the Scooby Gang before getting punked by Space Whales. And that was 10 years ago! Ain't no one should give a damn about this forgotten disgrace. He's nothing more than yet another set of shiny keys for Filoni to jangle in front of the baby seals. "I MEMBER! OH OH OH I MEMBER!" they squeal out as they clap. And that's how Star Wars dies... with thunderous applause.

[@BlacKnightRising]

looks like thrawn was hittin' the Twinkies a bit too much

[@shadestomp7824]

The ULTIMATE warrior wore eye liner!

[@theequalizer9154]

In the middle of a lightsaber fight with a Sith, "Stop! I broke a nail!!"

[@rasko125]

Ray Stevenson is such an unit. That walk down the corridor was great.

[@seefoghall]

17:28 Is the ship going to be able to take off again? Remember they now don't know which way is up.

[@LordReginaldMeowmont]

Actually, that "cut out" part of the ship is the hangar. That's standard in a Star Destroyer.

[@mryellow6918]

Yeah disparu kinda hides this shit in all his videos

[@gqubed1]

It is not standard to park the hangar on top of a structure when a simple movement could wreck both objects... it is more condiments and no real food.

[@rayanderson5797]

Yeah was gonna say that. Kinda surprised he didn't realize that that's been a part of the star destroyer design since Ep IV.

[@jaymeU2]

Still doesn’t make it any more stupid

[@davidfrederiksen3185]

​@@gqubed1in star wars massive ships like an ISD can park without movement so it's perfectly safe

[@bobbyz9052]

I think the actor that played Thrawn did a good job, unfortunately the writing was terrible. It is getting annoying how many other shows you need to watch to understand whats happening though.

[@jeremybauchet6845]

Yep. It's not that he's portraying him badly, he's just badly directed. Same as what happened for Hayden in Episode II. But here, the poor guy get it all worse : Terrible makeup, lines, the scenes, nothing makes him look like the threat he's supposed to be. It's just a projection of Elon Musk in a few years.

[@shadw4701]

You only need to watch two

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

@@shadw4701 only?

[@ShawnGilbert1967]

Dude needs to lose 30lbs at least

[@majesty_m384]

@@jeremybauchet6845 isn't he the VA of thrawn & thats why they cast him?

[@Dave_L913]

It's so obvious that Ep 5 and Ep 6 were filmed simultaneously since there was so little overlap of actors between them. TV shows that did 20-26 episodes a year used to do that to save time and money -- why does a D+ miniseries with a massive budget need to do that?

[@jeremyallen5974]

It probably has to do with the fact that one of the actors died during the course of creating Feloni's wet dream fanfic

[@TheNuclearGeek]

"Intergalactic travel within a star whale, I miss my police box SO MUCH!"

[@MisterN75]

Fun fact that Ashoka could have ended all of this in the first two minutes in episode one. She found the map and then all she had to do was to use her lightsaber and destroy the map. The evil once would not know where to go, Sabine would still be back home and the galaxy would be safe. Then if they realllllllyyyy wanted to see Ezra they could just asked the space whales for help.

[@共产仙童]

So if whales took Thrawn away, who knew where he went, then made a map in a puzzle ball, hide it in an ancient place on an remote planet? What clues were left so Asoka could find them? The whole story is just messed up. I think they stole an account from a fan fuction forum and took a story written by a teenager. Then did a Mad Lib on it to not get noticed.

[@lightningleopard]

Well Filoni does seem to have a very disturbing fetish about Ahsoka so you know

[@mryellow6918]

It is perfectly safe to assume that the map was to the nightsisters which had thrawn

[@aleccampbell7707]

SW RPG live action lol

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

Also if that was red lady's home planet and she rode the whales out, they didn't need the puzzle ball, they couldve just ridden the whales and I have to imagine that she'd know its location

[@themollymachine]

You cant tell me these executives aren't having their scripts written by AI and have been for the last 2 years. I think the writer strike is just to make you think that there were actual writers writing for the shows this whole time

[@Lonovavir]

I wouldn't be surprised if 95% of series and films made since 2014 were AI generated.

[@johnsullivan937]

Ai or npc, whos to say? Practically the same thing. They just do what they're pre programed to think and say. These hacks dont have a creative fiber in their body.

[@jsam1997]

The night sisters helping thrawn doesn't even make sense, since he is the heir to the empire and the pre-empire (the separatists regime during the clone wars) slaughtered all the night sisters on dathomer. Not to mention grevious kills mother talzin in the graphic novel, did they just forget all that happened?

[@datho1488]

Didn’t the republic transform into the empire and the separatists ”lost”

[@naphtali6352]

I doubt the writers care

[@kevinmccabe7263]

This is a great point

[@BSM-vw6cf]

Nightsisters would sometimes take on tasks off world to earn credits for the clan, being bounty hunters, assassins or body guards.

[@jsam1997]

@datho1488 I guess what I mean is that palpatine secretly controlled and governed the separatist faction in the same way he would the coming empire and they acted as the antithesis to the republic the same way the empire did to the rebellion.

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

"Just wave the sticks around, we'll fix it in post." - D. Filoni Thrawn is supposed to be a disciplined threat, but looks like he found a great donut shop.

[@SweetShinns]

"We start with an Ann Summers photoshoot" had me in tears! 😂😂😂

[@billtron182]

It’s amazing how quick u r with some of these joke, u hit one punch line and boom ur finishing second one, ur delivery is 🤌🏻 chefs kiss much love man keep bringing the funny!🤘🔥

[@SimonLeicester]

"When the villain is a soft spoken blueberry" - LOL

[@N.S.M.C1999]

Bro, you just killed me with the Kenny Omega versus the little kid

[@DeaconG1959]

It's hard to decide which was better to watch-I'm leaning towards Kenny.

[@frankbelmont1565]

The entire episode felt like the plot was 2 sentences. They meet Thrawn and Sabine finds Ezra. The rest was fluff to pad the runtime. Is that what we consider now as modern TV?

[@iakona23]

This is great. This is a million times more entertaining than the show itself!

[@sg03495]

It looks like in the Sabine fight she's making blocking moves and they "kinda forgot" to put the laser effects in...

[@jalengaskin8450]

25:55 I wanted to try and be neutral when going through this episode. Then they gave her weapons. Why do they care if there prisoner is safe? Why are they so nice?

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

Because the writers are incompetent pussbags who can't bring themselves to hurt their cherished characters or figure out how to make action occur naturally

[@reignman30]

To give her a false sense of security? Nah, I'm giving them too much credit.

[@Katya_Lastochka]

Because she is nothing without her weapons and armor. Imagine having to write a character that uses intelligence to get out of tough situations. Oh, and physicality, which she has none.

[@jalengaskin8450]

@@Katya_Lastochka you had me on the first half. I thought you were going to say “because she’s a madolorian”

[@Kal_g]

We now return to "Disparu losing his mind..."

[@kevinmccabe7263]

Sick Hitchhikers reference! Alan Rickman was hilarious as that robot lol