AI Slop 76: Dinner With Drunk Satan

Prompt: 'Some drunk French man sings uninvited in a 1950s Paris cafe over the annoyed piano player as the audience groans; the recording must sound like the tape was kicked down a flight of stairs into a forgotten cellar for 50 years before being washed out in tsunami-like floodwaters to be found baking in the sun amongst wreckage on a collapsed highway, barely playable.'