Aia and Vox's Hot Takes Break Each Other

[@AiaAmare]

Omg the edit of me hunting the orange in the Savanna had me crying

[@kenharvick8377]

I believe your mentally deranged Aia-Senpai, Shower Orange is something an insane person would do

[@lucymaycry7218]

Omg I gotta try a shower orange it sounds actually really cool to just go HAM on that fruity ball of citrus cum. Kinda makes me wanna eat a steak or something really fatty in the shower too. To bad they aren't waterproof and all the spices would get washed off too. But! Another candidate would probably be a tomato or something. Moist mfs

[@darkdude1996ify]

>would rather wear the same socks for a month Wearing the same socks for more than 3 days or so is almost guaranteed to give you a fungal infection. It sucks, can't recommend

[@jutton11]

@@darkdude1996ify Anyone who wears socks for more than 1 day is disgusting animal.

[@Grate-cc5qh]

For Aia: Wearing socks for a month is not a practice for your foot hygiene. There are two points that I don't recommend to wear socks for a month. First, your shoes will stink as hell. You need to rinse your feet with warm water everyday because of the aftermath. Second, it will definitely cause fungi to grow on your socks and the looks will be gross as hell.

[@sergeantgates2922]

Vox actually made a bio weapon with the piss filled supersoaker.

[@Link-dv5jl]

Rumors say that it is still kept, ready to emerge once more

[@wannabewallaby3248]

@@Link-dv5jl thats what he shoots you with if you try to breed him

[@InfiniMob]

So Vox was roleplaying as the TF2 Sniper back then huh?

[@TheCrazyCapMaster]

Yeh you get that stuff in your eyes it’s gonna burn like hell 😂

[@rigen97]

chemical weapon, but yes lmao

[@commanderphin]

Aia’s description of a “quick bath” just sounds like an off-brand shower.

[@meiyosei78]

That actually sounds like a southeast asian trying to experience bath

[@ziezero]

@@meiyosei78it really is. Its bc the misconception we have of bath here its like here bath and shower is the same for most ppl, that even if they do know the right definition, theyd still prefer to that as “quick/speed bath” lol

[@MEEPdragon]

She's not like other girls. She hunts oranges in the shower.

[@thedude5able]

My man Vox went from based with the "Shower vs. Bath" conversation to very unbased when he sprayed his friends with piss.

[@moonythespoonie9551]

In fairness, that was apparently when he was five, so

[@thedude5able]

I mean, you can be unbased when you're 5. I know I was definitely unbased when I was 5.

[@justsomeguywithoutamask9602]

wdym that's when he convinced me

[@Rytonic69]

Bro that's a power move. He's based for that

[@Mercurial910]

"It's an old person drink!" Did she forget that Vox is, in fact, an old person? 😂

[@oniceguard9205]

For me wine is an old person drink (I prefer vodka or whiskey)

[@briarvalley8309]

Her face when he brought up that the TL only goes off of your previous search history 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GoopFoopy]

She doesn’t even deny it lmaooo

[@briarvalley8309]

@@GoopFoopy ikr 🤣💀

[@ipanesm]

what does TL mean?

[@danieldogadajev1545]

@@ipanesm I think that is twitter TimeLine, and googled for better definition: "A Twitter timeline is a stream of tweets from a user's list of people they're following, viral tweets, and tweets engaged with by the person's mutual." So basically same thing with youtube recommendation

[@DMurdock]

3:09 the way he says "balls" gives me strong succulent Chinese meal vibes

[@Rocket_VT]

i fucking lost it when he said it that way, im fucking dying from laughing

[@vyrarui6866]

😭😭

[@TipoIrritable]

“Baaaallsss”

[@denmark1226]

"Balls? Rope? Lamp oil? You want it, it's yours my friend, so long as you have enough rupees."

[@jarednewman7823]

You can silence Vox, but you can't silence the soundboard.

[@kayl23]

Vox's bath/shower takes: Oh these are nice, maybe I'll do these to add to my day sometimes Aia's: *Deranged goblin noises

[@rishloouppy]

Vox fillling a super soaker with his own piss as a kid might be one of the most cursed stories I have heard ever

[@pieV3000]

Aia's speed bath argument is just make it a shower

[@thegrayyernaut]

Yeah but her point is that you can do both if you only bath but you can't do one of them if you only shower xD

[@raylenn4444]

​@@thegrayyernautjust shower at that point. You'll never be as fast as a shower. Only bath if you intend on taking the time.

[@JonoSSD]

Don't worry, Aia, those hangovers will inevitably arrive one day.

[@raylenn4444]

Unless she won the genetic lottery that bad

[@NuclearGunner]

In my opinion, Selen is not as unbreedable as they think. If anyone has watched her Bento streams, they would know how cute she can be. She has a tough outer exterior but with a cute lovable inner core.

[@JonoSSD]

The concept of power bottom implies the existence of a "cute top". lol

[@usny2922]

two words: brat taming

[@reachlol1]

Selen is super breedable.

[@angelbyter]

@@JonoSSD and i think that's very real

[@fudgetop7461]

I agree with you and with Vox and Aia. She is breedable but at the same time not. Besides, they forget one crucial fact too: Selen cannot breed us because while she has a dick she has no balls, as confirmed by Selen herself.

[@KhoiNguyen-zz2jx]

The two: *says something* Me: Dear God... Video: There's more~ Me: NOOOO!

[@michaelsebastian914]

This is why demon and angels unable to coexist

[@weer2193]

Aia is such a dragoon lmao

[@raixizhenshi]

Guys I'm starting to think that Ren isn't the only alien in Iluna. In fact he seems more human than some of his other genmates 😂

[@eden_time]

I never knew aia is a dragoon SHES ONE OF US

[@sofielee4122]

"if I have the primal urge to destroy something, I call shoxto" -vox, probably

[@あい-y2z6o]

i love their contrasting personalities working so well HAHAHHA

[@tellyourcatsilovethem2120]

man I gotta try this feral shower orange thing. I think Aia's onto something. I love going feral on oranges.

[@agent_okami827]

“Shower orange” Oh god she’s just like Sonny *shower mango* “You guys don’t do that?”

[@someembarrassingLPs]

i've never had a shower orange but i have to say her description sounds incredible. yes it is so, so fucking weird, but also the sensory experience would be exquisite. brilliant idea

[@raylenn4444]

Eh...no. Just no.

[@ChrisWCarlson]

Your edits are pretty good. Like Vox checking the poll results and his phone. Very funny.

[@Cujo0]

15:06 i’m losing my mind at this edit and the sound effect is just a cherry on top

[@mera_ki]

Your description alone is sending me lmao

[@julevalentine363]

The charcoochie board 😭

[@cripplinganimedepression9902]

I mean, I do like beef

[@Asdayasman]

4:01 Aia's roar is pretty good.

[@salion_vee6164]

Oh lord Vox... "Challenge me! You yourself will be bred!"... Sir, you have very thirsty fans! That isn't as much of a threat as you think it is!

[@dairoleon2682]

It sounds like it's exactly as much of a treat as he thinks it is.

[@salion_vee6164]

@@dairoleon2682 awwe, what a sweetie~ It's not much of a threat and more of a treat for a lot~

[@tatyc1189]

@@salion_vee6164 they said that because u said treat instead of threat up in the first comment

[@salion_vee6164]

@@tatyc1189 me and my dyslexic ass... My bad XD Well, you get the point at least.

[@jpachu16]

I’ve never heard the shower orange before but I understand it. I wouldn’t do it with the rind on tho. But the concept of getting messy from it with no restraint and then just letting the shower clean you off right away after is so nice.

[@AllMenAreBerries]

I love Aia's chaos star hairpin!! Chaos undivided ❤ ☸️

[@Letsplaymoron]

They should've had a Breaking Bad -Jesse- Aia/Vox meme ready for when they come up with something outlandish like shower orange or piss super soaker and just draaaaag that up onscreen quietly

[@duke_of_tako]

The beer and wine debate makes me think the only beer Aia's ever tasted is one of the shitty generic brand "Lite" American beers. No one can really judge beer if that's all they've ever had. Try a premium lager, or a good stout, or a malty ale. You know, something that's made to have an actual taste. The US has had a craft beer revolution. I've only been there once, (a few days in LA for work), but I had some really good local craft beers while I was there. There's no excuse anymore for not being able to find a decent beer, at least in and around decent sized cites. As with wine as well to be fair, only drink the generic cheap sh*t and expect the experience to be generic, cheap, and sh*t. Find the good stuff, and high quality beer is easily as good as a fine wine.

[@-Xenovia]

"fill the bucket and you can take a bath from there" basically a Manual shower lmao

[@heckacentipede]

SHOWER FRUIT IS BASED AS HELL SHOWER PEARS AND PEACHES ARE SO GOOD also the edits are so fuckin good A+ work

[@bwgiraffe3105]

I will only bath after I shower, no exception.

[@bwgiraffe3105]

Plus, I will wear underwear for a week. Socks? The sweat you produce will remained there and eventually, it will stunk both the socks and shoes.

[@flowerdolphin5648]

I also bathe after shower. But I won't wear underwear for a week lol. I used to as a child, but after puberty there are just way too many fluids coming out every day.

[@Mernom]

@@bwgiraffe3105 they also get _crunchy._

[@digimaster8760]

@@flowerdolphin5648 I'd rather not have fungus growing on my socks thank you very much. Fungus won't even grow on your underwear until you change it and it's not even that bad to wear underwear for a week or longer.

[@Ginupop]

Vox: Challenge me! You will be bred! His Fanbase: Jokes on you I win even if I lose.

[@weer2193]

The jerate in the thumbnail bro🤣

[@WhoreforShu]

They're so real with you. That's good for the people that need it.

[@_shumpyy_]

The most unthinkable pair make me laugh the most

[@jiichamaa]

They sound like Genshin Impact characters - Zhongli and Paimon - talking and having a drink in a bar omfg 😂😂

[@bulletproofchunkdion]

The quick edit to “charccoochie board” killed me xD

[@lemonlordrpgs]

Honestly drinking stuff in the shower is always something I liked to do. This shower orange thing intrigues me. I need to try it.

[@Mysterious_Mr.C4]

8:00 that reminds me of that one Mythbusters , where they show how people can react differently consuming beer and wine , like someone could down several cans of beer without a problem, but can’t stomach a glass of wine.

[@KahavaveCAPIPI]

That speed bath with a bucket thing sounds like what I used to do when the shower was broken and I wanted to take a shower.

[@vickeflikka]

Shower Oranges are amazing, ever since I discovered r/ShowerOrange my life was changed. It is so satisfying to eat it in the shower like a mad man. HOWEVER you peel it first, I don't want any of that rind hahahaha

[@CrystaJoy]

Does Vox not realize that his fan base wants to be bred by him? 😂😂

[@ronik809]

if you tried to breed selen she would just start laughing at you so hard you go soft

[@memethief4113]

After watching this video I feel the urge to take a shower. I must cleanse myself of these sins

[@sundern1689]

It's crazy to me that anyone would choose to wear the same socks for a month. There'd be so many holes in that thing after like two weeks and I'd get blisters from rubbing my bare skin against my shoes.

[@YMT_N_Oro]

As a homebrewer, my tilt meter wnt from 0 to over 9000 when she started talking about beer. she never had one decently good craft beer before, i see.

[@koldiscorner]

beer or wine my take:vodka

[@guromaiden2026]

I NEED A PLAYLIST OF AIA HOT TAKE SHOW

[@daneensofianazarrudinkrss1056]

now really unpopular opinion BUT i'd really rather wear the same underwear for a whole month because the sweat that accumulates in your sock will become fungus. then you'll be wearing a warm fuzzy wrapping of fungus around your feet. whereas wearing the same underwear is fine because we all can just wash our vag and wear a panty liner if it gets uncomfy. those who don't have one, well- sucks to be you

[@redline841]

Wish I could post images in KZbin commented because wtfm

[@raccoonchild]

@@redline841 You're weak

[@xc_OuMa]

I just realized that aia's hair piece looks like a chaos star from 40k

[@that_dam_baka]

Only 45 minutes? I shower for twice as long when washing my hair. 3:40 Aia described my showers. Who needs a tub? Get a stool and take a long shower.

[@oneproudukrainian2063]

That vine cooler is very middle class

[@vektikus4861]

I drink anything when I'm with cousins or friends and I'm like Aia I don't get hangover really after a whole night drinking

[@skyee9701]

If I had the primal urge to destroy something, I'd just overthink, nothing like good ol' self sabotage

[@Carlosmartinez117]

Your edits are golden

[@vian7175]

I now have an unspeakable craving for shower oranges. Being able to go full primal without worrying about cleaning up actually sounds very interesting.

[@shuyaminolover]

i love your editing so fuckint mych

[@alicepiper7455]

I’m with Vox: Showers are for getting clean, baths are for relaxing.

[@gizzbeadolls3333]

I wasn’t a fan of aia until I heard the shower story

[@redline841]

Vox really playing Sniper out here

[@asika0u02]

LmaomaOAMAO YOUR EDITING ANIMATION AND Aia and Vox weird idea thought are just so fun xddddddd

[@Uvaei_]

Vox: "If anyone in chat would like to challenge me-" My immediate answer: "I VOLUNTEER I VOLUNTEER! 🛐🛐🛐"

[@soixev6330]

This debate on wine and beer XD As a french, the arguments used by Aia made me laugh, in france we gulp wine with everything, and even tho wine is kind of "luxurious", it's not that much the case Ps: don't know if I'm clear kind of bad with words to begin with, then you add english which is not my mother tongue

[@Conartist666]

I usually don't like to be that stereotypical, but as a german i don't think she has ever had any proper beer. And it makes me angry. On the other hand side, wine can be nicer with certain food. Ps: i think your english is completly fine

[@ebonyserenade9003]

Vox got a point with the bath tho

[@solitarelee6200]

The Selen hands at the end hahahahaahaha

[@ArkayeCh]

Aia's beer opinions exposes her so hard lmao.

[@setyoaomiya7504]

Okay, I genuinely shocked, because tbf I actually knew+heard what orange bath is in my childhood even tho I never do it. It's actually sauna bath and they use tangerines peels to make your skin smoother healthier etc. So when she suddenly tell her "Wild hunt" bath I was.. astonished. Maybe she's right and I was being lied to because I was still a kid.

[@saarlooss]

I love this clip so much 😂

[@Shikidiky]

Vox was spittin the entire time besides beer but besides that spot fucking on

[@goblinsandgators5811]

Yeah, I could not do a month of the same dirty socks. I've had the athletes foot from hell, and it was a nightmare and took so long to deal with.

[@heigeros3713]

The most disturbing Part of this Video is where vox tells us, that He stores gin in a wine cooler

[@misak_ying8127]

Nah cuz do people actually eat or drink stuff in the shower-HOW 😭😭☠️☠️

[@oriongrimes7479]

This is my first exposure to these two. Interesting.

[@pix-can-fix643]

Your edits triple the experience Also me too vox 13:20

[@Simping_RinRin]

3:07 the way he said ‘BALLS’ had me 😂

[@burrzie8446]

While I agree to what Vox said about sex is easier in the shower, I feel like sex in the bath is more romantic and relaxing. Imagine holding or being held by your lover, then you both get to it, and after the deed is done you both relax and fall into each others arms. Laying on your partners chest or having them lay on your chest. Feeling each others warmth, each others heartbeats. ...I've been reading way too many manhwas...

[@cripplinganimedepression9902]

I tried it, not very comfortable actually. Doing it upright in the shower is way easier.

[@GoopFoopy]

@@cripplinganimedepression9902 look at this guy having sex wtf good job tho 👍

[@Hamun002]

Both sound good to someone who has never done it. Then you slip and break your tailbone

[@TopKunt]

Burrzie, my guy, touch some grass PLEASE

[@GpjcIrishGuy]

Cold, clumsy, uncomfortable and water everywhere but in the bath.

[@Chymeee]

Aaa end the clip with simping selen. Couldn't be better

[@nch2711]

Had that plastic stool when I couldn’t walk after my surgery from 3rd grade and still have it now.

[@Tomo-mm7wp]

Vox's Dictionary *B A L L S*

[@Hamun002]

Asia’s shower orange thing is like if someone beat Seth McFarlane with a pipe until he had a dent in his skull and forced him to keep writing the cut away non-sequitors on Family Guy

[@seisoch6969]

Selen seems breedable in a weird feral kinky way (she is a scalie after all), like you find this wild dragon and she is so cute that you decide to pregante her, it is a hard challenging and dangerous task and once you do it you have to take care of the kids because well, selen rising kids sounds like chaos. Without the 'fantasy/dragon' thing, doing lewd things with selen is the equivalent of "kissing the homies goodnight" and other sussy not-gay memes so it will be cool and fun rather than romantic and sexy. The most breedable in nijien is logically Nina since she already is a mom to all of us, it would just be wholesome

[@mayborneflower]

Bad time to mention that Selen has taken babysitting classes in school and got certified for it?

[@LumemDH]

@@mayborneflower I ain’t trusting that certificate.

[@mayborneflower]

@@LumemDH Smart call

[@whitewall2253]

I've taken psychic damage from the word "Pregante."

[@riley1675]

what on earth is wrong with you people

[@dreqdreck7531]

9:19 And yes, mermaids count under scalies. There's no good reason to exclude mermaid lovers from classifications like these.

[@thegrayyernaut]

Huh, I never thought of that. Alright I'm on the scalie team now.

[@dreqdreck7531]

@@thegrayyernaut .... I may be too

[@milkiesjue]

not me taking a speed bath the asian way rn becauee my shower has been broken for 2 years now

[@Irises..]

I never relate to milord more.

[@DAMIENNATHANIEL]

Vox trying to expose her and she cuts off the mike, for him to cut it back on and trying expose her more. XDD

[@whitejester]

I fucking lost it when Vox started doing the manscaped Ad.

[@Witherbrine98]

I mean, I do like wine, but beer is much more of an acquired taste. The taste of hops CAN be overcome. HOWEVER, between the two, I'd have to give it to beer for historical reasons. Wine may have been around for far longer because the process is actually natural (not that you'll just walk into a forest and find a puddle of wine in the leaves, but still), Beer is a human-made drink and can be traced as far back as Ancient Sumeria as one of the first uses of wheat, it's effectively the grandfather drink of ancient civilization's innovation and ingenuity.

[@koin]

4:04 my gah aia

[@yiyunzhuo5991]

14:00 sentence that would kill a Victorian child

[@justinisp9361]

the editing is fantastic

[@inuyubi]

i love aia

[@StardustSynchron]

10:42 It's true, Dragon Tales was a pretty good show

[@TalynCo]

Not gonna lie Gonna try a shower Orange now

[@lazy_lefty]

Aia's "quick bath" is just a poverty bath lmao it's literally how they used to bathe in like the middle ages lol