Air Traffic Con-TROLLING in Flight Simulator X (Boston Int'l Airport)

I join a random session in FSX multiplayer and spawn as the air traffic controller at the Boston Logan Int'l Airport (KBOS). I attempt to gain control of the airspace but my authority is rejected rather quickly after a series of heated exchanges with pilots on the frequency. Enjoy!
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[@MitchelStokes]

Roses are red The windsock ain't right *I GAVE YOU ALL DIRECTIONS TO TAXI 22 RIGHT*

[@MitchelStokes]

Oh he pinned my comment thanks bb

[@ljg2902]

this is a pretty funny comment i rate 10/10

[@THEMIGHTYCB]

Mitchel Stokes Blog it.

[@MitchelStokes]

Bruin1396 roses are red, violets are blue, you insulted my poem, fuck you.

[@kylebrumley2386]

Airforceproud95 will you be at Oshkosh

[@canaldeteve]

"My apologies! Taxing to 22R right now". The world need more people like MAL53

[@mulleolsen]

He sounds so much like Frooglesim

[@Blank_Immortal]

The world has people like MAL53, flight sim x does not.

[@itisjambo]

Malthe Olsen TRUEE

[@itisjambo]

Cactus America seems 💯% legit

[@MichaelVanHeemst]

Kslater777 the flag for your profile picture is gay

[@MrYoyojuan]

one of these days someone will correctly read back your crazy instructions and it will blow your mind

[@JJ_Skippy]

I will be the first

[@rafaeloda]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3Taf4JuYrujo7M Look for hornet Demo001.

[@SophieTheBagel1984]

I don't know which video it was. But there was a pilot that readback insane instructions almost word for word. Pretty impressive.

[@wandcamilo3989]

I know man he thinks hes the shit. u can hear it and read it

[@lynkz1210]

You need to make a shirt that says "You are now cleared to Alt+F4"

[@damongaming275]

I would buy that in a heartbeat

[@paladinsakurai4307]

Yep

[@p0lish]

Agreed. make that shirt.

[@p0lish]

and plz paint it black if you decide to do so

[@kawaiikitten3135]

yea

[@steveo1kinevo]

I just flew in / out of Boston last week and they had a different accent than this.

[@zachj3483]

steveo1kinevo so do you work on cape air? That is a common airline in New England (has Cessna 402s)

[@shadmanyasar1601]

lol Wow Hello Steveo is in chat hello sir

[@profoundthoughts]

We're going to go ahead and taxi onto *NIGERIA*

[@wisdom4354]

ProfoundThoughts funny thing I'm from Nigeria

[@jaykay4137]

Proceed to blog via taxiway Kilo

[@DMack6464]

pwes vindoes kii and arr and tiyp in thr boks ther, siskii

[@GEMK-ik4qt]

Jay Kay Had to give you a downdoot because you said it. Sorry bro.

[@StpSw]

Gage Matlock 4drwgtr

[@TisBoiGoTSkiLLz]

"K, where the hell are you going?" "just going....cause apparently I'm in a 737" LMAO

[@Liggliluff]

Today I learned that all 737 have automatic clearence.

[@Gyrogyro]

I legitimately thought my monitor was dying at 11:48. I had the video full screened and immediately paused the video to try to figure out why random pixels on my screen were fading out. Around half an hour later I couldn't figure out what was wrong with my monitor, so I just shrugged it off and resumed the video. I almost died when I realized it was a fucking helicopter grinding its ass against the tower XD

[@captain_noo]

sad XD

[@Le_Phishe]

Yeah

[@ScottSchindewolf]

my gf and i about died laughing at this bit lol so casually professional

[@CriticalAngle]

Oh my God I was crying laughing after you spit out those taxi instructions at 100mph before he could confirm he was ready to taxi.

[@Dr_NsL]

The readback was fantastic

[@JoCronje129]

you must be new here

[@swytchblayd]

I know! He nailed the readback. That was quite impressive.

[@CriticalAngle]

IdioticProgramming Been subbed for a good while and I know he does it all the time, but it's still hilarious.

[@JoCronje129]

gotcha :)

[@dmgextra1576]

*_helicopter crashes into tower_* "SIR PLEASE EXIT THE TOWER"

[@CJetsPlanespotting]

"You have hurt my feelings" *"Roger that cleared to Alt+F4"*

[@CeoOfTheBOIS]

LOL

[@needanarkinoahguy7341]

11:30 "You are being charged with Conduct of Unbecoming an Air Traffic Controller. Please Cease Air Traffic Control operations right NYAAAAAAOOOW!

[@mccurdytravis]

"Fuck your commands, the windsock says 15, I'm taking 15." Amazing

[@TheRipperxX9]

Travis McCurdy best part of the goddamn video

[@TheRipperxX9]

Daniel McDermott for real, always laugh so hard when he talks

[@stormycat774]

That was pure gold xD

[@Slaners100]

Look at the goddamn windsock! 😂

[@andrewbary]

I feel like FSX owes you sponsorship dollars.

[@mmahony18]

In an airport right now waiting for my flight, not sure if these videos put me at ease or make me feel worse about flying, but then I remember this is steam edition.

[@AlphaGametauri]

ALT+F4 Immediatley!

[@geoserenity]

Michael Mahony it _is_ steam edition, and that simple fact would send me running and screaming if I was in an airport

[@corvinlazar]

Michael Mahony I'm currently on a plane. Video won't load.

[@KJK9029]

My plane is on pushback right now since we were delayed at the gate.

[@mixon7730]

Michael Mahony Don't worry they have the job but they aren't qualified for it :D wait

[@Slamdoxicalz]

You and me, I just can't.

[@Slamdoxicalz]

DELTA ftw, best take-off I've seen this week

[@sceprent]

I just can't even. I cannot even.

[@snaggiz]

That’s some deep shit right there lol

[@Tkieron]

Sir this is not relationship counselling.

[@manyplanets]

ROFFL

[@koolaiddude7685894]

I don't even play FSX, I don't even play flight sims. But holy shit everyone of your videos has me rolllllling lmao. Keep up the great work

[@MatthewFura]

Same here. Just found these last night and have been laughing my ass off at each vid I watch.

[@Theguntechnician5150]

Blog it

[@kurrycane1483]

I'm gonna forward you a link to a blogspot where you can post that

[@roddy6924]

I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard. Wow too much lol

[@MikePattison]

I really have to stop watching your videos before work. This is literally the third time in a week I've shot coffee out my nose laughing.

[@anonymoushater8479]

Pilot: I can't ATC: YOU CAN'T WHAT

[@timothykalio157]

You.. and me ... i JUST CAN'T

[@smartmob5638]

"You have entered Jesus mode" -AirForceProud95, 45:65

[@NeonBeeCat]

13:37

[@VarunSolanki]

"I dont know whats going on between us" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@tigerandbuddy]

"This is not relationship counseling" Er mer gerd I can't hold myself together!

[@dropndeuces82]

I lost it

[@PygmalionFaciebat]

@@dropndeuces82 ''I CAN'T'' xD

[@AndroydFM]

I'm waiting for a completely professional ATC conversation in Steam edition

[@freelywheely]

Andrew A I

[@TransitUSA]

Andrew A One word (acronym?): VATSIM.

[@damongaming275]

you will never see that

[@ihadtodoittoem8452]

Why do I find this stuff the most hilarious thing ever

[@MSgt_0699]

Because it is clever as hell

[@dennisintersimone3416]

You're most likely a pilot

[@SH00T_TH3PUMP]

It's the subtitles, and the terminology! It's very dry humor moking something that should be very professional, and structured!

[@johnjordan3552]

IDK but it's the same for me. I am not even interested in aviation lol

[@camdenl9816]

What do you call a pregnant flight attendant? Pilot error.

[@shiznuts]

Bad at her job? '... me and my colleagues in the cabin will be responsible for your *safety* onboard today'. Can still scream 'abort take-off!' of course. :X

[@WeeHen]

"ABORT, ASAP"

[@johnpitt3216]

NMILF69

[@Celestial.Fantasy]

"Look at the goddamn windsock!" "LISTEN TO MA GODDAMN VOICE!" 😂😂😂 I didn't think flight simulator videos could be so funny

[@TheMincraftpemaster]

The subtitles make these videos

[@Siberius-]

The subtitles are extremely necessary lol.

[@woobyvr9654]

"Sir this is not relationship counciling Im just trying to give you a take off clearance" - AF95 2017

[@jucci8732]

Your channel is what has gotten me into flying. Thank you! :D

[@hadinossanosam4459]

Then you're doing it wrong ;)

[@zeratul7975]

"...as an INVERTED extra flies across my screen...and a hot air balloon taxies along the runway..." LMAO, where the flying f**k did that come from?!?! 😂😂😂

[@syd_luna]

"Look at the windsock!" "I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE WINDSOCK!" LMFAO!!!

[@meowsterchief]

This is one of my favorite channels on KZbin - especially for instances like this: "You are the only one who has been PROPERLY communicating with me thus far, you are clear..." "As an inverted extra flies across my screen." "And a hot air balloon taxis across the runway." You got me legitimately laughing out loud there. Love these videos!

[@lombank7024]

Do a video on my Syrian Air base

[@shiznuts]

There's not much base to do a video on... it's basically a big crater by this time.

[@shiznuts]

'Syrian Spirit 1234... (I wonder if that's your PIN code too), erm, you're cleared to Paris Charles de Gaulle via the... ' *RUDELY INTERRUPTED* 'AAAHHHHH! ALLAH AKBARRR!' 'Oh wait, you're that guy. Please proceed to ALT+F4, thank you' xD

[@mike2652]

"Allah is my co-pilot."

[@lombank7024]

Dont worry Putin fixing it

[@lombank7024]

BlueDiamond no thats Saudi Arabia

[@RobynWasThere]

11:23 for like the next min is the funniest part of the video

[@jonesysproductions]

Told my teacher to "Blog it" after he said something irrelevant, he then proceeded to reply "cookie?". I then said "You bloody legend"

[@maartenverbuijs]

Ethan's Train Vlogs I don't get the joke

[@jonesysproductions]

Wasn't a joke, it actually happened. I then discovered that my teacher actually watches AFP95's videos

[@Cornul11]

dayuuum

[@ayylmao6316]

Sure that happened!

[@andrewchapman2039]

We all want that teacher.

[@evanveres7483]

That 737 going 400 knots on the runway lol.

[@corrion1]

always a good video when a hot air balloon is involved in some way

[@KFKale]

I guess you could call yourself Air Traffic ConTROLLER.

[@mr.x-fobudz1452]

er

[@fireboltofdeath]

He made that joke in the title already, congrats you're unoriginal!

[@captain_noo]

he probably didn't know

[@JentleSticks]

11:39 it cracks me up everytime he breaks character like that xD

[@zachj3483]

Pilot: that is the shortest runway I've ever landed on Co-pilot: and the widest!

[@Lunaskyuwu]

beechcraftboy36 blog it

[@Michael_Michaels]

I just love how the hot air balloon guy consistently and randomly shows up to cheer up everyone! 😂

[@helloandhiz]

@ 6:06, at the top you can see that the CRJ aircraft was swapped for the 737 in his game. Poor guy was right all along.

[@tynkerbellvod]

11:48 I was not expecting a helicopter to get INSIDE the tower and stare down your backside like it knows you. Like, I laughed my ass off for 3 minutes straight from that.

[@canaldeteve]

Clicked the notification faster than a Boeing 777

[@This_Guy55]

CDT! Blog it

[@leppy8392]

clicked the notification faster than F-18

[@shiznuts]

*_waves from outer space going orbital speeds_*

[@leppy8392]

Shiznutsz *waves faster than internet on summer*

[@shiznuts]

+ 212superdude212 , well spotted. Must've meant *ANA* Boeing 777, I think. Like the one with the Star Wars or Pokémon livery perhaps...

[@stormtrooprr]

8:54 “just going... cuz apparently I’m in a 737” 😂😂😂 literally had me laughing harder than I have laughed in a long time. 👏🏽👏🏽👍🏽👍🏽

[@thoomin6680]

I’m a simple man, when I see a new video, I like before I watch

[@SBAV8R]

As a simple man, you copy comments like all of us...

[@thoomin6680]

ThatkidCole indeed

[@taneli7432]

*"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Boston Logan... I mean..."* *"FSX Steam Edition."*

[@alexswan8597]

"Please state your reason for contacting me?" "Uh, Tower requested all aircraft on the ground to contact him." Damn. Professionalist here.

[@rftulie]

"You won that one"

[@Stryphor]

I'm literally crying from laughing so hard at that helicopter.

[@frostmann7653]

Ikr - "Sir, could you please fuck off out of my tower." I'm actually crying right now..🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@ImmortalNaitsirhc]

Going back through the playlist, having started with zero knowledge on this, I am slowly learning the terms. Nice.

[@Genshiken2006]

I lost it when he said "Can everyone get their shit together " then this loud blast of talking comes in lol.

[@joet0390]

You missed out. You could've called it Aircraft ConTROLLING

[@americaneffects3958]

I said that first.

[@joet0390]

Whoops my bad

[@mandy9856]

I don't play video games, but this amuses me beyond reason. Hilarious.

[@JohnClutts]

420 blog it

[@gavincrowley562]

john c I think you got a bad page.

[@WolfyWobz]

"Alright alright alright" That's Airforceproud's best Matthew McConaughey Impression.

[@insertnamehere6659]

"Permission to crash?" a true pilot

[@leepollard3141]

This is so funny I'm dying "a 737 just buzzed the tower"

[@falcofist6856]

4:14 don’t worry, we buy new tower

[@Isdahl87]

The absolutely best comments when the other player enters the TWR🤣🤣 god I love this one👏🏼😁

[@marcelobellissimo]

4:56 "Look at the God damn windsock"... "Listen to ma God damn voice!!" i just died... lol!!!

[@TheRealOrez]

"Look at the goddamn windsock!" lmaooo i died

[@hzauke]

Dude.... Your video have me dying. My wife is trying to sleep, and I woke her up laughing my ass off watching this on my phone with headphones. Love these videos!!!!

[@NiirTheRaccoon]

It's always my favourite parts when you ramble off a bunch of directions at rapid speed. XD

[@chrishenry8196]

Lost it at 4:48 when he told you to “look that the GOD DAMN WINDSOCK”

[@Mazoodle]

My dad is an ATC and finds these videos hysterical. I love this channel.

[@CaptainEarls]

11:30 "OH MY GAWD!" I lost it here

[@JanetLynnJJ]

I loved it... Cuz I tend to agree with him 😏

[@Skauldrich]

"YOU ARE BEING CHARGED WITH CONDUCT UNBECOMING AN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER. PLEASE CEASE ALL AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL OPERATIONS RIGHT NYAAAOOW!"

[@mopeymo4317]

That hot air ballon taxiing got me dead😂😂

[@Crimsomreaf5555]

i would proboly be like these ppl because i dont know the right way of talking

[@JanetLynnJJ]

Yes. Agree. This seems like a *really fun game* ... And I'd *love to play* and learn all the proper procedures... But I'm clearly too sensitive to take his hardcore approach (just in this video really, the rest are usually low-key and quite humorous.) But this one..."" *Rattled* "" *me* ... 😯... and I'm not even playing. *Must be my *motherly* sensitivity. 😇 (Likely I'll get comment responses calling me a wuss... But whatev 😄)

[@Detson404]

I'm pretty sure that's the joke.

[@Solomon00000]

The pure fear for the Cessna 172 that damn near got trampled on 😂

[@zakups7777]

The 'Nigeria' at 2:21 kicked me xD

[@rickyt11010]

this video has reaffirmed my love for FSX getting steam edition and a joystick right now. if i ever run into you as atc i expect permission to butter the bread

[@Q3020Q]

THE ATC VIDEOS ARE MY FAV

[@Exhale_GG]

That innocent voice "Who is eating their microphone?" I'm done, my kidneys just hugged each other from this lmao

[@thusiiast]

Can confirm Boston Logan Int'l is like this on a daily basis. Source: Am resident of Boston and have seen many F-18s strike the ground and ghost 737s.

[@gawapawa]

LOL i dont know whats going on between you and me LOLOL

M-A-L- teach you how to fly seriously! hahahah

[@SCHULZE1]

Movimento 2 Tempos São Paulo mike alpha Lima is an fsx virtual airline called maldair

[@DitIsTijn]

William Schulze yes i know you from Facebook lol

[@mrpancake8888]

11:30 I don't know why but I laugh at all of these videos so damn much

[@cheako91155]

I nearly wet myself at "If you r on fire, then you are obviously burning."

[@orbemsolis]

10:19 is gold.

[@fluffiestbiscuit]

Cleared for takeoff Mikey Mikey Wanky Nigeria.

[@drd444]

That guy in the cessna was so nice. So innocent.

[@turtleboi8492]

2:26 Im impressed. That's some quality I didn't expect from other players compared to your other videos.

[@snaggiz]

I’ve not laughed this much in a long time! ”I don’t know what’s going on between us.” 😂

[@thamjeedd]

Uhhh when ur early and u can't think of anything funny to say uhh

[@anunhappyteddiebear513]

Proger13 10 sqwak*

[@randompilot9722]

+Anunhappyteddiebear ****squawk.

[@planeflight1202]

nobody cares bitch. alt f4

[@adarshnair5376]

One of the best comedy works I have ever seen in my life..😊😊👍👍

[@hamper6511]

10:56 Well this is an unexpected relationship quarrel

[@junioranderson4975]

What the hell. These videos are hilarious and addicting lmao

[@Rx330lexuslover]

12:30-12:50 it was the first successful take off and all of a sudden you see a crash! I was laughing so hard!!😂😂😂😂. I thought he was gonna pull up cuz he seems a good pilot kinda but bam! He crashed!😂😂😂😂

[@intellirongaming6502]

Kevin Luna BLOG IT

[@SR71ABCD]

Tower! You have some professional sense of humour, I would like to request that you stay as A-T-C for the rest of your career. And at 12:39 did I just see a 737-800 increased way beyond the speed limit down the runway?

[@zach_bauer]

Ayyyy I was your 390k sub!

[@therealapocalypse8158]

The helicopter in tower followed by the request for them to fuck off… I’m dead

[@mezzodave]

"Sir, this is not relationship counseling..." I died lol

[@ryzuu5784]

3:27 holy jesus that break me 🤣

[@andrewchapman2039]

One day, someone will complete a flight plan, including read back. That day is not today.

[@elliemcdonald2884]

We need a hoodie/top that says “cleared to Alt+f4”

[@thegeneralissimo470]

MAL was awesome.

[@iteachvader]

Rogerthatrunway22RtaxiviaKK1leftnovembercross15Rjoinnovembercross15Lcontinueonnovemberholdshortnovember2adviseholdingshort22R.

[@evileyeden8024]

What If you did a high speed hot air balloon group flight?

[@cookieshakes1929]

7:21 "LOGAN TOWER, DELTA 3-4-5.... *(CRASHES)*

[@GhastMan03]

Did he really crash?

[@mmarkk1990]

12:40 goddamn, tea just came out of my nose