Air Traffic Controller tries to LEAVE the TOWER! Flight Sim X (Multiplayer)

An untrained air traffic controller in FSX multiplayer tries to leave the tower while on-duty at the Boston Logan Int'l Airport, but not before he makes a snarky comment towards my piloting skills which causes me to return to the airport and show him what's up. Enjoy.
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[@adventuroushero1229]

"The only reason you're in the air is because you were able to get there" LOL The FSX quote of the day right here

[@whopperlover1772]

A Friendly KZbin Commenter That was my favorite part 😂

[@LinkinPark4ever79]

A Friendly KZbin Commenter 7:52 xD

[@UltimateMTB]

A Friendly KZbin Commenter I lost a few IQ points after hearing that lol

[@SickeningSilence]

A7x good band foREVer

[@LinkinPark4ever79]

SICKENING SILENCE agreed :)

[@defunction3372]

I was in this video with three others and we all know each other. We weren't playing flight sim. He joined the wrong teamspeak and thought we were playing with him, but we weren't and we went along with it anyway

[@wiffleboypitcher303]

TheJinxKing same

[@cooldude2251]

TheJinxKing what do you mean you weren't playing Flight Sim?

[@zacharybowden1083]

TheJinxKing same

[@zacharybowden1083]

IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT? we were in teamspeak playing minecraft

[@joshgodwin275]

It was just teamspeak

[@luket1017]

"I know it's my job... but he shouldn't have hit the ground" 😂😂😂

[@arishasmile1905]

I really thought he was going to say "I know it's my job... But it's not my passion"

[@todds971]

Lol he has a point

[@sparky5543]

Very true!! @@todds971

[@cvl2955]

I completely lost my shit at this point for about 3 minutes straight, absolutely hilarious, lmao

[@todds971]

@@cvl2955 "did you... did you just say Zeta?"

[@cinder9407]

I can’t stop laughing! His monotone voice mixed with the un-serious situations is just fucking amazing

[@swimmingwithsharks7331]

Yeah,...I was wondering why he’s getting so many views,....pretty funny stuff

[@Choice777]

is anyone actually a certified anything ?

[@andrewrobertsvanalstyne8137]

It's like H.Jon Benjamin fucked youtube and made airforceproud95. This is amazing.

[@TheMeanBean322]

@@Choice777The guy who runs the channel (yellow text) is an actual pilot hence his ridiculously good role playing. So I guess someone is a certified something

[@richardbonnette490]

I know I could not have kept a straight voice through all those hilarious situations. Especially when the F-18 crashed and the tower confirmed it in an almost happy voice while the pilot is going to file a report to the FAA administration. :) I had no idea that a simulation could be that hilarious.

[@CookieShepsky]

"can you confirm that f-18 just struck the ground?" *rolls dice* - rolls 12 "yeah that f-18 is dead"

[@Migslayer101]

"To each his own" lol

[@takuansoho5836]

Critical hit.

[@Chunkboi]

rodderboy2000 so...FAA regs now include saving throws? "American 1337, we are determining your takeoff clearance, please roll initiative."

[@ZeranZeran]

I know it's my job, but he shouldn'ta hit the ground.

[@bobbyfarrell78]

ZeranZeran 8k.

[@MichaelGOfficial]

"The only reason you're in the air is because... you were able to get there." that has to be the strongest quote of this year

[@MichaelGOfficial]

thanks for your comment, i need to watch it again lol 7:52

[@zoeyl4d939]

jaden smith approve

[@lythsian]

I can't stop laughing at this.

[@ProcyonX]

"I think I lost a double digit amount of IQ points after hearing that statement"

[@astrocat8418]

Michael G. Official hits blunt lol

[@kedapofeng8993]

“The ducks have seemed to move along” sounds like some Chinese proverb

[@thegeneralmitch]

can i take off from the runway? (ATC rolls for initiative) ... yes.

[@jamesdizon5133]

first reply in 2 fucking years

[@xnekomcx6353]

second reply in two fucking years

[@thegeneralmitch]

@@xnekomcx6353 fking necromancers in my replies and youtube notifications is asleep. xD

[@bookreaderman6715]

(Rolls damage) Oh yeah that f18 is dead

[@NTLMBigBench]

Have you gone through the training program? *Rolls for bluff check* ....Affirmative.

[@piercebradley7142]

I love how serious he is

[@olliewilliams8925]

Gold en hes kinda kidding. You can heat him laughing under his breathe.

[@ZeranZeran]

That's his way of being funny Games Account. He just has more self control and intelligence than you.

[@tayo2810]

he is talking about yellpw lol

[@piercebradley7142]

"More intelligence my DAD WORKS FOR GAME CUBE

[@piercebradley7142]

It's a joke

[@musicfreak115]

As an actual Air traffic controller, I really want to buy this game just for the chance to run into you calling me up for an IFR clearance and blow your mind with realism that you wont even know what to say lol

[@J.RomeroLuna]

JUST DO IT!

[@MadocGwyn]

He joined the wrong teamspeak channel there are people who play this and actually roleplay the tower the whole bit as proper as possible. So if you ever wanted to get off work and...do your job again that IS a possibility :)

[@musicfreak115]

haha I wouldnt mind, I love my job, and video games....best of both worlds!

[@brandonf6174]

musicfreak115 I'm considering that career. What do you like most about it, and least?

[@deanbarrett7180]

F18s that randomly hit the ground

[@qwertyb18]

"Can you confirm that the F-18 in the distance did just strike the ground?" *Rolls dice "Oooh yeah, that F-18 is DEAD." So we have one guy role playing a pilot as if it were the real experience and a stoner Dungeon Master rolling for damage.

[@andrewbowers7347]

Querty Beighteen my exact thoughts

[@thezorz4687]

Easily the best channel on KZbin...

[@Chunkboi]

“American 1337, we have a dragon on short final ahead of you. Hold for traffic.”

[@garlicbreadjenkins5780]

pro pilot rp and a guy playing towers and planes

[@csiny88]

Lol, but he’s not role playing as a pilot, Airforceproud is an actual pilot.

[@ClarenceFM]

"LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE" Ahahhaha I died

[@BABarracus6]

9:20

[@CaptFreedumb]

I know man, he just shot that back with such disgust and resignation. I nearly cried 😂

[@fafnir242]

Okay, roger. That is good terminology, and we are getting more professional here. We're clear to "land the goddamn plane", runway 22L, American 1337.

[@diesirae7156]

"Don't sink" "Shut up"

[@prestongarvy8743]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[@danielsuppes3948]

Yeah! Shut the fuck up (x2)

[@thewarita6674]

You are in the wrong video Preston Garvey, you should be only in Fallout 4 videos where there is a video in need to be watched from you so you can help your general marking settlements in need of help.

[@thewarita6674]

You are in the wrong video Preston Garvey, you should be only in Fallout 4 videos where there is a video in need to be watched from you so you can help your general marking settlements in need of help.

[@ArbnTyphoon]

John Maverick. 20, 10, butter, dem apples

[@nathanherring9234]

I lost it when he said "Does it look clear"

[@jocratt3624]

Ikr classic line

[@shutdahellup69420]

Nathan Herring ik i laughed so hard at that

[@BalgaBear]

ATC is using a dice to determine the outcome of a conversation, absolutely amazing.

[@Dravis1995]

1337: We request clearance for takeoff. Control Tower: Um...does...it look clear? 1337: Sir, that's your job to tell me. I lost it. XDDDD

[@SuperCitygames]

Can i get a proper FAA Land clearence? LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE!

[@Billaxle]

Echlipse Seems Legit

[@benimatyus]

"The only reason, you are in the air is because... You were able to get there. " A minute of silence for all the IQ points lost

[@1tokeover]

I lawled pretty hard at that one.

[@cryax3447]

@@1tokeover lawled btw

[@GrayOwl.]

He's got a point

[@clqliveson]

F

[@Whopcap]

He needs some BUTTER!

[@javianjohnson8746]

MAN THIS IS HILARIOUS “uhh...does it - look clear?” 😭😭😭😭😭

[@justhere9731]

“Did you see that F-18 strike the ground?” -rolls d20- -it’s a 1- “Yeah that F-18 is dead”

[@DickTrickleqt]

5:39 holy fuck did he D&D dice roll the F-18's death? holy hell i am dying. the "i have ice cream to distribute" was too much

[@Chunkboi]

Dick Trickle The Hornet failed its saving throw.

[@wownerf]

Dick Trickle &&76ers;432[[[[[]|~.>' ,.tttttg

[@mixon7730]

K

[@SethEverman]

jesus christ this is some fantastic content right here

[@yoelouzzan4549]

I love ur drake one dance vid seth!!!

[@Lara-vm2ki]

nerd

[@aasrt2]

i love it when a youtuber I watch comments on a completely different youtuber I also watch ;)

[@skeletonyy]

So he's not dead :D

[@finsanimations3778]

SethEverman Blog it

[@condor7964]

I'm crying right now, as an actual pilot, this is hilarious! Are you an actual certified controller? Affirmative ... alright, if we could get our landing clearance now we would be very grateful, thank you. LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE! LOL XD!

[@snyperwulffgaming9575]

I gotta say, after listening to actual transmissions between pilots and the ATC here on youtube... I dunno how ya'll deal with the insanity cause some of that shit sounds like pure chaos.

[@LunaProtogen]

Which aircraft do you fly?

[@condor7964]

@@LunaProtogen I'm a flight instructor at University of North Dakota, and they're fleet of single engine aircraft is predominantly Piper Archers, so I'm flying those at the moment, but I've flown a lot of aircraft. Just building my hours right now to hit the airlines.

[@cocouwu4765]

K Roger, That is good terminology, and we're getting more PROFESSIONAL here. We're clear to land the "GOD DAMN PLANE" runway two two left, American 1337

[@irisfields1659]

How stupid can people b in the tower and pilots Fire them

[@gtsaviation]

LOL as real pilot this is something different guys... I'm laghing my pants out LOL. Something for a Aviation Comedyshow hahaha

[@drakesteele821]

You sound drunk. I believe you're a real pilot.

[@gtsaviation]

@@drakesteele821 😁😎

[@condor7964]

Yeah same, I was in tears at the end! LOL!

[@tomekstec981]

Bro, this is comedy for everyone! I have no idea about how to fly a plane but this stuff is golden

[@apolloandwarrior_3229]

Airforceproud is also a real life pilot, how else would he know the proper protocols?

[@gostadolc]

" I got ice cream to distribute" legendary^^

[@mansouralba1987]

xD

[@duckman12569]

I'm glad ATC was considerate of the ducks

[@Scripinor]

Ducky Man Username checks out

[@hamndv]

LemonsGuy this ain't Reddit man!

[@jamesmunn9942]

LemonsGuy shit so this is what I sound like working wile drunk. I just quit drinking for life

[@HairFIip]

My favorite thing about these videos is the casual vs professional terminologies. "Tower please advise how you like dem apples?" I died.

[@SpaceMissile]

"I- I- I- I fully... am..." "...gonna do that."

[@BobJones-bh9qz]

SpaceMissile golden

[@maruftim]

_zeta_ eh wait... _zebra_

[@UltimateMTB]

uhhh... my.. HEARING is bad.... i meant zulu

[@maruftim]

He speak with ears.

[@clomojo87]

Reminds me of my 1st week in a call centre :D

[@maruftim]

Clo Vincent Nice.

[@NukaZen]

ω・) Theta maybe lol

[@gabrielhelby9875]

"Give us clearance in proper FAA terminology we'd be very grateful, thank you."… *LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE*

[@randomlyentertaining8287]

Gotta add in his response "we're clear to land the goddamn plane runway 22L"

[@laiskapyykki]

Gabriel Helby I love how the Pilot has some humor about this and just goes with it

[@richardbonnette490]

One of my favorite lines right dere. :D

[@Chunkboi]

So what’s takeoff clearance? *”FLY THE GODDAMN PLANE!”*

[@Unknown-uk2sr]

10:49 out of all of this, this part is the funniest because if it's simplicity.🤣

[@eilogan252]

"we're clear to land the GOD DAMN PLANE rwy 22L"

[@slimerone]

"Sir, have you had anything to drink tonight? " Yea, uh a glass of water. Lmao

[@canadianplanespotter]

Actual ATC transcripts: "American 1337 request IFR to Portland, we have information Tango" seems legit. FSX transcripts: "Nobody cares". Also seems legit.

[@CJetsPlanespotting]

Canadian Plane Spotter ayy it's my favourite Ottawa spotter

[@JohnDoe-zs2xw]

ATC: "United WTF request that you cease and desist throwing passengers onto the Taxi way." United WTF: "Don't tell me what to do"

[@Qazzzz47292]

It’s amazing how you keep us watching through a 11 minute video of a plane taking off and landing. Edit: thank you all for the likes never gotten 100 before!!!

[@97vipa]

Big Qaz literally ... I’ve been watching these all day 😂 thank god for KZbin recommending finally pointing me in the right direction

[@Lunaskyuwu]

Clear to change your profile picture immediately

[@zh84]

You have 400 likes now ;-)

[@moaimoai7977]

"Uh...does it look clear?" "SIR THAT WOULD BE YOUR JOB TO TELL ME!"

[@rkalla]

"to each their own" I'm dying...

[@jamesgentry13]

Dying is approved

[@turmuthoer]

Approved as requested

[@carlfraser3137]

Go ahead Ryad (CRASH AND BURN) !!! Byez bye

[@scheeenfilmiesgucke]

Best comment

[@augdog1230]

4:10 American 1337 : 'Sir have you had anything to drink tonite? ATC : 'YEH' ATC : 'I actually had a glass of water' American 1337 : 'Ok I'd like to pose that same question to the F-18 because he just did a complete 180 and struck both of his wings off to the side of the runway at this point and is now firewalling the throttles to an open body of water' I nearly pissed myself.

[@a-10warthog23]

Oh my god.. real tears have been shed

[@richardbonnette490]

*FACEPALM*

[@longlivelaflame9082]

Right when I read this it also was at that point in the vid lol

[@cammoore0823]

I did

[@rick7884]

Be advised all ATC's are completely stoned in the Tower. Lmao 😂

[@boomboom6577]

Rick exactly! Lololol

[@adparker13ap]

So many quotable moments in this vid lmaooooo"I know its my job but..... he shouldn't have hit the ground""Can you just confirm what your second job you referred to ? I have to go...… distribute ice cream" Lmaoooooooo

[@albertthefarmer6023]

"Don't Sink" "Shut up"

[@ShiroYuuki86]

That one really cracked me up :v

[@ModernTraveler]

This also broke me.

[@profjf]

The quick retort like he knew he was going to say some dumb crap as he landed the plane. lol

[@TOO2150]

@@profjf don't sink is his planes GCWS warning him that he is too low.

[@condor7964]

Lol

[@rbh-executor802]

"I know it's my job, but he shouldn't of hit the ground" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@MattyT_86]

So new viewer here, and I am CRYING with laughter at how much of a shitshow this is. I love how seriously you are taking it whilst the others are more casual but so polite (as are you!). But when you get annoyed you are just so serious and formal and funny!

[@kontrolledkhaos4853]

Matthew Tucknott same for me

[@n5cbi]

I stumbled across this channel about 45 minutes and my gut is aching from laughing so hard. This is one of the funniest things I've had the pleasure to accidentally trip over in far too long a time. I'm crying...

[@steveo1kinevo]

Deaf, drunk, gambling controllers will get you every time.

[@mathewreckamp9122]

steveo1kinevo the scary thing is that this could be an accurate representation of a FAA flight tower. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGLUYYOcq8iVhbs

[@patman1416]

@@mathewreckamp9122 I'm two months too late, but the video isn't available. Do you have another link?

[@mathewreckamp9122]

Patrick Harris try this one. kzbin.info/www/bejne/e32VXniBdsuXjLM If that doesn't work then try typing "FAA BIOGRAPHICAL ASSESSMENT" into the search bar.

[@patman1416]

@@mathewreckamp9122 Thanks.

[@michaelmckinnon1591]

They sounded high rather than drunk

[@danbull]

More

[@mohammadrickypratama6720]

Dan Bull Who is he ?

[@TimTams_64]

The best internet artist on youtube.

[@HaydenH]

Dan Bull wow it's dan bull

[@QBCDesigns]

Blog it.

[@kalauzkristof2001]

what the heck Dan, What are u doing here? are u an enthusiast?

[@elliesieable]

“Umm...does it... look clear?” Omfg I laughed so hard

[@crabohydratezzzz0430]

"Tower please advise how you like DEM APPLES." that got me XDDD

[@liberator2422]

LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE!!!

[@NirvashOne]

I lost it at this point

[@OcelotPwns]

all we had to do was land the damn plane, CJ

[@Subreon]

What made that line was that it was super echoed compared to the other stuff.

[@NirvashOne]

Holy fuck over! What's with the Russian spam

[@dumbass7055]

Land the got damn plane*

[@fluffiestbiscuit]

A good ATC is as rare as an airforceproud video without a 747.

[@retrotactics5555]

fluffiestbiscuit *AirProud

[@UltimateMTB]

D4WN COBRA what's with all the AirProud jokes? I don't get it... was it in a previous video?

[@dhwwiiexpert]

UltimateSimulation Yes.

[@MitchelStokes]

fluffiestbiscuit There was no 747 in this video so not rare I guess

[@robbywallace655]

I bought the game wanting to do the ATC part of it buuuuut I cant figure out to get into an actual game (sim) ....

[@Lickmo]

Jesus Christ this is one of the most hilarious content i've accidentally clicked on!

[@philiplewis1989]

I'm from Boston and I'm 100% sure this is how Logan actually operates. . . Lmfao. . .

[@jonesysproductions]

Should do a video in Australia and try and get as many Aussies online and see what happens. It could go one of two ways. 1. Calm and placid 2. A Kangawallapossum gets launched in through the cockpit window

[@irenelegovic4819]

I hope Number 2 happens!!!!!!

[@jonesysproductions]

Well, with a bit of work, you could make a Kangwallapossum in FSX

[@lorderik237]

In Australia, a Kangawallapossum being launched through the cockpit window is indeed considered calm and placid

[@jonesysproductions]

Then I guess crazy and wild is NSW fans after they lose the State of Origin?

[@probyalek]

Or everyone lagging out because they have 250+ ping

[@ShadowTalk]

I will be filing a formal complaint.

[@josephgurgui8686]

Forward to the blog

[@ignominiousneophyte]

Joseph Gurgui write a book

[@ignominiousneophyte]

ShadowTalk sounds like a personal problem

[@gregbach5]

ShadowTalk blog it

[@petraquartz8666]

I will be filing a casual complaint.

[@TheRealDoctorBonkus]

Omg, my neighbours are gonna hate me after this episode. I cried from laughter at 4:00 and it only got better! Thanks a lot, sauceman

[@kaymay2814]

11:05 I literally spit out my drink LMFAO

[@SereniaSaissa]

That was hilarious!! A teenager as an ATC who has a part time job as an ice cream truck driver, and who rolls dice to determine his actions. The joke further down in the comments is also funny as well - the one where 3 engines fail and maybe they will stay up there forever..

[@thoomin6680]

"I have ice cream to distribute"

[@tristankeech4070]

that moment in a role play when you are being hyper realistic and everyone one else is not sure whats happening or what they signed up for

[@wyattroeder3228]

“The only reason your in the air is because……. You were able to get there” 😂😂😂😂

[@granzahk8029]

"Tower please advise, How do you like Dem Apples?!"

[@chrishenry8196]

Michael Herzog I’d buy it @airforceproud95

[@nunosilva535]

That one got me without breath of LOL

[@Harley46835]

His use of that comment totally destroys all possible credibility he claims to possess, regarding professionalism

[@nunosilva535]

@@Harley46835 you are aware that this, for all purposes, is in fact, a video game...

[@Harley46835]

@@nunosilva535your reply to me is worthless, so try not waste my time!!!

[@s13josh63]

The *rolls dice* killed me

[@finsanimations3778]

AveX Moon blog it

[@kyleranville2492]

"I know it's my job but, he shouldn't have hit the ground." LOL

[@XxUndeadXTacoXx]

The content on this channel is pure gold. "I know it's my job, but he shouldn't have hit the ground."

[@jeffd6465]

*rolls dice* that had me rolling. 😂😂

[@chunkywunky2679]

*BA*

[@chunkywunky2679]

*DUM*

[@corningt0n]

TTTSSSS

[@Chunkboi]

Jeff DeVall save vs. puns.

[@RaphiEitelberg]

Dey see me rollin' Dey hatin'

[@UshTheGreat]

An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine, but don't worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours, it will take 7 hours to get to New York." A little later, the pilot announced, "A second engine failed, but we still have two left. However, it will take 10 hours to get to New York." Somewhat later, the pilot again came on the intercom and announced, "A third engine had died. Never fear, because the plane can fly on a single engine. However, it will now take 18 hours to get to new York." At this point, one passenger said, "Gee, I hope we don't lose that last engine, or we'll be up here forever!"

[@jakedallow2837]

FederalBeatz is that real? If so that pilot should be fired if you loose an engine you land at the nearest airfield also were you on a 747?

[@6aimkill9]

NYGamer That sad moment when you don't get a joke.

[@jakedallow2837]

Aimkill -_- oh yeha

[@jakedallow2837]

Aimkill -_- no I got the joke

[@zachbarker5354]

FederalBeatz That's a good one nice one!

[@goingthrough3027]

9:01 You are now officially the son of Eminem:)

[@MurasakiBunny]

Roll d20, you get full clearance for takeoff and you make a superb liftoff while finishing off with a perfect loop.... simply because of the natural 20 roll.

[@tasuki199]

please make a shirt that says "LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE"

[@Unknown-hk1nj]

Aimee Gray "Land The Got Damn Plane"*

[@devotedcetacean6568]

Id buy it

[@galacticgaming3186]

Dot

[@chancellormarkthetwenty-fi6406]

666th like

[@pyr0m4n]

I don't know why this was in my recommended........ but I'm glad it was. I'm subbed now

[@AmitSingh-sw8qb]

Retro Gaming same here bro and now i want to buy this game

[@marcabellacuscus5222]

Retro Gaming same

[@dimitaradventures7945]

Retro Gaming hey they finnaaly fixed KZbin!

[@maddyterrell0]

Same

[@la082102]

welcome, fam. this is the family. soon you'll meet him and snowy, if you know him. and if you're knew here. post directly to the blog that you are now subscribed.

[@Croissinate]

"And you're just gonna be okay with that?" "I mean uh each to their own"

[@hyperx72]

"The only reason that you're in the air, is because you were able to get there" Modern Philosophy is a beautiful thing...

[@air-headedaviator1805]

Amist the laughs and trolling I forget that Airproud is actually a capable pilot who knows his stuff.

[@mathewreckamp9122]

Air-headed Aviator the scary thing is that this could be an accurate representation of a FAA flight tower. kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5mchKunqLaXptE

[@yambo9668]

Wait airproud has a job as a pilot?

[@drd675]

He is in flight school @Jack Bollat

[@yambo9668]

Zomb Iedrd oh that’s pretty cool

[@ezzitina]

fr

[@jonathanlowe5077]

Lmao I love how he takes flight simulator so seriously😂😂

[@a.j.deutsch1792]

jonathan lowe, it's a joke.

[@TheTribeitaly]

i don't know, but i suppose that is a Vatsim of course and it's no a game but the user consider as real

[@unknown_gamer7040]

i wonder if he gets paid for these things

[@mightyhadi6132]

@@unknown_gamer7040 he get paid by KZbin and ad through your subs and views.

[@Rawzix]

He is a pilot in real life

[@JerDog1984]

"Tower to aircraft" I'm crying with laughter!

[@MATRODITH]

This is the first video I watched from this channel, its still my favorite and I'm always rewatching it at least once a week.

[@MatthewEargle]

American 1337 requesting clearance... LAND THE GOT DAMN PLANE!!!! Roger, American 1337 clear to land the got damn plane.

[@HeavenXylos]

*Snorts a line* Already know its gonna be a good video.

[@HeavenXylos]

Proger13 10 'Twas talking about in the video. Near the beginning it says *Snorts a line* when the guy sniffles.

[@ProJC]

I tried buying a bottle of you at the store. The Employee asked why I was buying bleach. I replied saying "Because I am very thirsty." The ending ends with me being kicked out of the store.

[@machintrucGaming]

+Clorox Bleach Drink yourself

[@debell4200]

I don’t know how I ended up here, never been interested in flight simulators, but you are hilarious and I can’t stop watching 😂

[@jamesjin1668]

I don't know how did he keep a straight face during all of this idiocy.

[@DanTheCaptain]

Proper FAA Terminology "LAND THE GOD DAMM PLANE" needs to be a t-shirt

[@slate8881]

Hell yeah it does

[@MaliceRegret]

It is! page 2 of the t-shirts. He changed it to LAND THE GOT DAMN PLANE with a couple of designs. my sides hurt.

[@Altricksss]

The only reason you were in the air is because you were able to get there... LOL

[@benimatyus]

Ali G brain cells dead

[@Sh9168]

You landed long and DID NOT butter the bread on that landing!

[@JimSting]

These videos are gold! I'm not a pilot (unless you include flight sims) or in any way associated with aviation, but this stuff is hilarious!

[@AishiMTA]

"go ahead with full stop landing, over" "uh, roger that, so if you could just give us that landing clearance in proper FAA terminology we'd be very grateful, thank you" "LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE" perfect

[@TheBarroomHero321]

Tower, please advise how you like DEM APPLES?

[@IamMe73737]

They should have replied, I like mine as a sauce, boss!

[@defunction3372]

david webb He actually crashed when he attempted the first time, edited it out and recorded that part later. We didn’t have a chance to respond

[@libertyprime7911]

1:17 LOL!!!! "FIREWALLING the throttles to an open body of water"....

[@Chrispbacon94]

Some love when he’s serious others love the troll ones but these are my favorite he’s the only one trying to have realism and the sarcasm is so damn perfect and on the spot timing.

[@anadin7515]

"We're Holding Short 22L, request Take Off clearance" ATC: Uhmm does it Look clear? hahahahahaha bruh that Dude is so stoned 😂😂

[@mathewreckamp9122]

Anadünsk the scary thing is that this could be an accurate representation of a FAA flight tower. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGLUYYOcq8iVhbs

[@X-Gen-001]

"err.. taxi as ...normal" lol As opposed to abnormal?

[@michaeledmunds1767]

X Gen "Oh really? Darn, I was going to see if I could taxi backwards..."

[@X-Gen-001]

...whilst inverted."

[@joshuaoha]

I thought he was going to advise taking an uber.

[@pertorner2922]

I haven't played this game, but your sense of keeping it to realism makes me want to learn! Seems like a lot of fun!

[@karsynsanchez3901]

"Tower please advise how you like DEM APPLES?" At the end killed me Xd

[@jeffvader9960]

tower please advise how do you like dem apples lol

[@joshgodwin275]

He actually crashed and re recorded that

[@defunction3372]

Jeff Vader yep there was a good 30 more minutes of stuff that he recorded but just left it all out

[@joshgodwin275]

TheJinxKing it was more like 10 min or so

[@defunction3372]

Josh Godwin after y'all left it kept going for a bit

[@lynkz1210]

"Land the Goddamn Plane" -Best Terminology

[@condor7964]

I know, couldn't stop laughing! Are you a certified controller? Affirmative. Yay!... can we get our landing clearance? LAND THE GODDAMN PLANE!

[@ServantofBaal]

Apparently, the ATC had to dispense ice cream via plane as his second job. Brilliant

[@hollowain239]

I have never laughed harder in my life. The "Icecream" part really got me!

[@conorbroderick6394]

The only reason you were in the air was because you were able to get there! LMAO

[@collin5353]

"Tower please advise, how do you like DEM APPLES?"

[@ndos4436]

“THE ONLY REASON YOUR IN THE AIR IS BECAUSE YOU WERE ABLE TO GET THERE” -79 brain cells.

[@TalynStormcrow]

This is like a sneak peak into the air traffic situation of the Archer universe.