Airport Security Check - Saturday Night Live

[@jeanvaljeanist]

they were right to examine Sharon Stone here.She's the bomb.

[@texantornadomma]

nailed it

[@theprofessor7286]

She is so sexy

[@davincent98]

Definitely a bomb shell

[@villebillie1562]

I see what you did there.

[@waynej2608]

@Freedom For All and you're young and stupid.

[@Mcncon1923]

Just gonna point out. The metal was actually in the stockings lmao.

[@melancholiclonging8641]

HA

[@keepitfashion]

Im crying

[@lightningstrikestwice6302]

Let's not forget that she was carrying a gun in her garter in the movie The Specialist! Poor Stallone had to find the gun great movie!

[@matthewmagnaghi154]

Which went conveniently into kevins pocket

[@stephaniegormley9982]

But they were only kept safe from it by her taking off her stockings slowly. Good thing Rob Schneider was there.

[@68MalKontent]

Look, children. This is what a comedy sketch used to look like. It was funny, because it made fun of stereotypes, bad behavior and abusing authority. We banned all this now, because, you know, everybody needs to feel safe, and someone might feel unsafe, because they are stupid and have no sense of humour or a notion of what a joke or sarcasm is, so they might take it personally - and that would make them feel unsafe themselves, or outraged on behalf of some other people who might feel unsafe! So now we have no jokes, no lampooning of anything and anybody and no fun, but we all feel *so safe* in exchange. OK children, put on your masks, gloves, get all your vaccination certificates and disinfectant sprays ready, because we are leaving the museum shortly.

[@davesprague1542]

Go$ Damn it, you just woke up the P.C. babies.😖

[@easygoing7011]

😂😂

[@babyshark833]

ok old person

[@dorlangur]

​@@babyshark833Not just old, but also probably white and a man. So am I 😉

[@yoshikigrg8]

No man can ever resist this version of Sharon Stone. 🔥

[@steveswangler6373]

i can, very easily

[@习近平就一粉蛆头子]

gays can

[@Professor-id4jh]

​@@steveswangler6373we are talking about men

[@justins21482]

Haha I mean she's alright. I think older men of a different era find Sharon stone amazing. So I'm 42 and she's been a part of my zeitgeist of movies my whole life. Buuut she's more guys who are say 10 yrs older than me. Who were grown when she showed up. I was still kinda young to even give a shit about her other than knowing she was in films I liked.

[@NateIsNotOkay]

@@steveswangler6373Real

[@47imagine]

The outrage over this sketch would be through the roof today.

[@dgcmusi]

Absolutely...but theyd be able to get away with it...

[@OceanHedgehog]

Have you watched what they're doing nowadays? Like sketches with Margot Robbie or JLo? Stop pretending like people are unreasonably sensitive nowadays.

[@Snijkamp]

🤣

[@Milesco]

@@OceanHedgehog : People ARE unreasonably sensitive these days.

[@johnbod]

What are you talking about? They did pretty much the same sketch in 2004 with Colin Farrell. No outrage.

[@ouranos0101]

Sharon Stone = One of the most beautiful women on the planet, then and to this day.

[@aleksandral.7073]

+Eroton I think, Sharon Stone & Cate Blanchett is the most beautiful women on this planet :)

[@thePavuk]

+Aleksandra L. Monica Bellucci is supperior to them all.

[@goldzak1]

+Eroton Charlize Theron

[@akashyadav-zu9uf]

u said it!!!

[@gameguru1234]

To think she was already 34 in this skit!

[@dude_guy_boy7889]

wait... so it was her stockings?

[@elizabethfalconer682]

I know 😂

[@rohanjarande]

I don't wanna break the 69 up votes...

[@m4rs12]

made with iron fibre...lol

[@heyitseloise4485]

chris william ikr 😂😂😂

[@Quasihamster]

Nanochainmaille stockings.

[@islandseeker1260]

Who else is here because they had to see the skit Dana Carvey apologized for to Sharon Stone today?!

[@piedmontgothschannel7975]

That's why I came here. People need to calm down, including Dana. It's a sketch comedy show. When did we all collectively lose our sense of humor?

[@cputnam2334]

@@piedmontgothschannel7975agree! Nothing to apologize for at all.

[@stacersification]

😂 here!

[@TheCommanderTaco]

​@MrGriff305 it's as Dana said it was a different era. So many shows and movies have such different comedy then what people would perceive as okay or outrageous today lol. My favorite will still be Chris Farely yelling "kill whitey" and everyone in the audience is uncomfortably dead silence and the band next to him just looks worried ( Black Sheep). If such a line was uttered as a joke like that in a movie today you could bet people would make it into a political argument rather then just enjoying it for being a short joke. * also me. Just read an article and had to check out what he and others felt was so offensive lol.

[@urgedviper81isback47]

Me! Just came back from inside edition 😭😂 had no clue this was even a thing

[@kamlakahamla8711]

She is actually the bomb.

[@Raulmorotelazo]

jajaja

[@danschneider7624]

Corny. Get out of here. Make sure you shut the door on your way out

[@tomasnokechtesledger1786]

Dlc

[@jaex9617]

🥁

[@CUStudioFilms]

NOICE!!! :)

[@LuigiTuazon]

Imagine if this aired today.

[@jonnuanez2843]

It IS airing today...and every day on KZbin

[@cobymeytin8542]

Lmaoooo

[@carmenlonglastname6459]

Seriously though

[@cjpatz]

@@jonnuanez2843 yeah, but on mainstream media.

[@TicklerDude]

CNN and MSNBC would report that Trump was the cause of all things evil in the known universe. However, Cuomo is accused of incompetence, corruption, and sexual harassment......CNN and MSNBC remain silent.

[@Gamer-lv2kf]

Sharon Stone looks breathtakingly beautiful here

[@susancunningham797]

I agree

[@conniethesconnie]

From the thumbnail I thought it was Christina Applegate.

[@sullivanspapa1505]

@Neal Cassidy “Kneel", what have you accomplished while holding a playboy magazine centerfold with one hand….

[@doc8013]

@Neal Cassidy lmao what an absolutely humiliating comment.

[@gregkaz56]

@@conniethesconnie So did I.

[@dougrobinson2024]

"ARCH YOUR BACK, FOR MORE SECURITY!" haha ... Classic!

[@wadexyz]

Ho dadadadada

[@CYQT]

@MrGriff305 Harassment? It's a fricken comedy sketch. If you can't comprehend a simple things like that; you have issues. It was funny in '92, and still funny today.

[@carlosmar3]

You're right it is funny then and right now​ @@CYQT

[@Tahir_Ali]

@MrGriff305 - True. Who amongst us have not engaged in a bit of harassment over the years. I tell you man, since the Me2 era women have lost all sense of humour.

[@Zett76]

@MrGriff305 It's funny BECAUSE it is obvious harassment. Almost every sketch is about people misbehaving. What's the problem? Do you really think some kid sees it and thinks: "yes, that's how I should treat women"...? Danny Masterson: I became what I am, because I saw that sketch, in 1992... :) The joke's on them. The men.

[@kimsmithih]

Alex, I'll take "skits you can no longer perform in 2020" for $1000.

[@fluffy1931]

prob cause irl when your kid goes thru TSA airport security check point 'junior' gets a full body cavity search.

[@mikec8017]

Nothing wrong with this skit. They should do it today.

[@frakmaster69master11]

Lorne Michaels wrote this skit. www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/snl-creator-lorne-michaels-hired-several-blond-female-assistants-known-to-cast-members-as-the-lornettes.html/

[@GizmoMaltese]

I was thinking the same thing. I don't think sexual harassment is as funny as it once was. This skit is a bit cringy now.

[@Kinosuk3]

@@GizmoMaltese Yeah I agree, not a big loss imo

[@JamesSmith-lp4sr]

Phil Hartman's brief stint was fantastic. I have enjoyed every character he ever played. R.I.P. man. What an iconic voice.

[@jason-hy8ci]

It wasn't brief.

[@RPGreg2600]

​@@jason-hy8cihis part in the skit was brief.

[@stacy3039]

he was talented. Who was the guy behind him.

[@scottpeters8640]

Phil was an amazing talent.

[@nancynancy1587]

yup. and just like that a crazy b*tch took his life... :(

[@spacelinx]

I remember this skit from the early 90s. Who would have thought airport security checkpoints would ever have been this invasive until the TSA was created?

[@Muddyrich]

that's a better joke than anything in the skit

[@steventaylor4326]

Almost like they were fortune tellers.

[@Asiansxsymbol]

What is that giant black thing Dana was holding to record? 🤔😲

[@stephenturner757]

Who would have thought this hilarious bit would 'trigger' pansies who think it's 'wacist'. These hard-left types will be the downfall of any enjoyment in life with their totalitarian mindset.

[@stephenturner757]

@@phat-kid - And you really think this bit of comedy is hurting someone? Like OMG being called racist is the worst thing in the world! How dare we make fun of one another! BTW, it's NOT 'literally racist'; racist is an opinion, not a fact.

[@razorback9926]

Dana Carvey apologized for this skit today (3-21-24). Sharon Stone says it was no problem, no apology necessary.

[@Paddyjack]

The irony is that a similar ad exists for men underwear, in 1994, where the roles are reversed, and nobody is offended. Look up "Holeproof Underdaks Underwear airport"

[@Nigel-ry1po]

Why apologize ?

[@razorback9926]

@@Nigel-ry1po 2024 Dana thinks it was inappropriate.

[@Nigel-ry1po]

@@razorback9926 Harvey Weinstein is in jail because actresses CHANGED Their MINDS

[@Nigel-ry1po]

@@razorback9926 your missing my point

[@TheAlexis4444]

wow... Sharon Stone.. what a beauty.

[@ganymeade5151]

She looks beautiful today, many years later.

[@LuisEduardo-sh2nu]

Damn Sharon Stone looks smokin hot.

[@evodude919]

she is correctly referred to as Sharon Fuckin Stone.

[@niloyhirok7044]

What is the movie name?

[@baliDOTid]

I thought it was Amber Heard

[@OlympicLeprechaun]

@Alek Wolf I'd drill her like a mouthful of rotten teeth.

[@ja3482]

She was prime when she worked with Verhoeven.

[@fartzerelli1385]

Sharon Stone was simply drop dead gorgeous here.

[@bilbobaggins4710]

What would you do to her bro???

[@steveclark5206]

She was gorgeous in Action Jackson and Total Recall.

[@anthonycusinato3969]

@@bilbobaggins4710 oh I don't know man... I'd probably ask her to read me all of her old poetry that she wrote back in high school, then we'd like go for a walk around the park and talk about pets we had as kids. Maybe I could meet her dad and tell him what a great job he's done as a father and provider, tell him I have a great deal of admiration for him. Change some light bulbs for her mother and clean out the rain gutters for them. Then I'd tell her how smart she is and how much I respect her, maybe tell her all about my dreams about finding, oh I don't know, A SOUL MATE... Tell her that I've been working on writing a lovesong and ask her if she wants to hear it so far. You know, the usual stuff....

[@anthonycusinato3969]

@@bilbobaggins4710 Then I'd probably let her shove a toothbrush up my ass and piss all over me.

[@jacqdanieles]

@@anthonycusinato3969 😂

[@September2004]

3:40 I like that nice touch of her waving away that wand.

[@alvavina1985]

“Arch your back for more security” 😂😂😂😂

[@14Macca]

Guest Director - Harvey Weinstein

[@youtubeuserbg]

nice!

[@dnangel4277]

LOL

[@NJ-wb1cz]

@@frankcastle8349 nah, he's obviously Indian

[@masono5650]

Frank Castle ,,, its real, he is jewish ?

[@Adam195IL]

@@frankcastle8349 Of course Weinstain is Jewish. So fucking what?...

[@Daniel-RunToRoyal]

There is no need to apologize. What a classic lineup!! Yabba Dabba!! 😂 😂

[@steveswangler6373]

no need to apologize for making sexual harassment a joke? let me take a wild guess who you vote for

[@Daniel-RunToRoyal]

@@steveswangler6373 Easy, I voted for Frank Stallone.

[@scottpeters8640]

Yep...back then SNL was truly funny. I think this was their best cast.

[@anamiccain2390]

​@@steveswangler6373 it wasnt real u idiot

[@RadicalCaveman]

@@steveswangler6373 Just like murder or any other subject can be comedy fodder.

[@colinwilliams553]

"Oh,thank you lord" the way he says it was so hilarious😂!!

[@gener8423]

Ohh tenk you lodd !!

[@GTKJNow]

Blasphemous. Bye!

[@madmax6827]

You mean the Lord who made men attracted to sexy women? Thank HIM for small favors.

[@michaellee7960]

Lord works in mysterious ways, dude

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

😂🤣😂

[@XtremeAlpha]

Why does the whitest guy among those three have an Indian accent?

[@XtremeAlpha]

Grant Clark don't get me wrong, I'm not feeling offended or hurt in any way. It's just confusing and doesn't make sense.

[@pepe3540]

What's not to get, his playing an Indian American???

[@itubevinod]

Exactly. But I don;t think there's anything wrong with clip. It is a skit and I don't find it offensive. What I do however, find offensive is what Grant Clark said "take your 3rd world sensitivity back home". I mean come on...was that necessary?

[@itubevinod]

It's a joke dude. I do american, russian accents all the time. Should they take an offence too? No

[@sahajshetty1844]

+Grant Clark this third world country(India) is holding up your country's businesses, "so called " dwellers of "the most powerful country in the world'"..if we shut down the IT support we provide to your MNCs you guys will crap in your pants so start respecting that....

[@jgr1313]

"Arch your back for more security"😆🤣😂😆

[@Impala-nh2qk]

Sharon Stone is too hot.

[@aigeh1326]

Yep. Too hot for a Bombshell.

[@Impala-nh2qk]

Karl Jacob Needa a sentry over here.

[@Ameya274]

She was the only reason I sat through the whole 6 minutes...comedy part was awful!

[@NathanChisholm041]

Was!

[@stevenvicijan4338]

This is why later Americanas became more dangerous. Basic Instinct is also part of the " Hrum "

[@CROIXsather]

Why is Dana Carvey apologizing for this now? Originally filmed in 1992. It's comedy. Who else thinks it's silly how easily offended some people get?

[@MinhTruong101]

i think it's sexist, but it is what it was at the time.

[@kadhemchaabene318]

@@MinhTruong101 you DO realize it's a comedy, right? Portraying sexism in a sketch is deliberate, to mock it. If I were to mock a form of discrimination, I'd shine a spotlight on it and show how ridiculous it is with humor..

[@MinhTruong101]

@@kadhemchaabene318 The word comedy doesn't exonerate everything. I have no issue for it at the time but it wouldn't fly now. And that was what I commented on.

[@citizenwr1823]

Sharon Stone is probably happy that this skit was revived so that we can all remember what she looked like back then! lol

[@Wyrm_Den]

People have gotten so soft. This younger generation now gets offended at everything because they are looking and hoping to be offended.

[@samueltaylor5420]

Ah, American airports pre-9/11.

[@ImperativeGames]

Yeah, I will miss undressing Sharon Stone in them forever...

[@josehcandeias5597]

MerlinCorwinoff viajar

[@d-d-d-daam5375]

When bush blew up the two buildings on its footprints

[@thsu8]

@@d-d-d-daam5375 stfu wackjob

[@rescueranger1577]

@@d-d-d-daam5375 Actually there were 3 buildings. 3rd was brought down by sparkle of fire “for the first time in human history”...

[@jondunmore4268]

So there WAS a machine gun in her stockings. (After she took em off, the machine didn't beep.)

[@SickSinceSix]

Didn’t you hear the machine keep beeping

[@mogamer4680]

Peepeppepepepeppepepepepe

[@timothytorigian7932]

Thanks for explaining.

[@RadicalCaveman]

Sharon Stone doesn't call her stockings "nylons." She calls them "metals."

[@naarz870]

Arch your back for more security. lol

[@jaybernales]

Rob Schneider!!

[@andy_the_monger1795]

@@jaybernales Bend over touch your toes I will show you where the monster goes ; )

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture507]

Naar Z 😂😂😂😂

[@dharenagastahariatmaja676]

Naar Z

[@ganymeade5151]

nice jiggles

[@VOODOOphg]

Anyone else here after reading about Dana Carvey’s apology to Sharon Stone? First time I’ve ever watched this video and I see nothing wrong with it - okay maybe the fake Indian voice wasn’t PC, but the fact that guys were all horned up over Stone after Basic Instinct with her no-panties scene puts this all into context. Come to think of it, I have to wonder why, when they asked her what color underwear she was wearing… why she didn’t answer, “what makes you think I’m wearing any, fellows?” That would have been perfect! 😂

[@DataHash]

Yes, only looked here after I saw Dana Carvey’s apology.... Pretty ridiculous, I just wonder if Sharon Stone was forced to participate in this SNL sketch.. 🤣🤣😂

[@Sajamundi]

I'd recently watched this episode but came back to rewatch it, thinking I surely must have missed something exceptional to warrant an apology - over a comedy sketch from an episode so many years ago - and yeah, don't see it.

[@garrett6076]

I was totally unaware of Dana Carvey making any apologies, but apparently that caused this old forgotten skit to go semi-viral and spontaneously appear in my feed, so now, ironically, I am seeing this skit for the first time.

[@criticalinfrastructurepart1959]

No one cares about "PC policing" anymore, it's over for you twits.

[@lucaslayton3974]

They shouldve ended with a newspaper headline reading "woman brings machine gun onboard airplane".

[@playz6449]

At least they should have ended with a suicide bomber passing through the empty dedector.

[@noahwindhouwer2977]

Lucas Layton hidden in bra or something

[@ganymeade5151]

She was the bomb in other ways.

[@garethwilliams2118]

That would have actually been funny. But then SNL must not under any circumstances whatsoever ever be actually funny

[@dondragmer2412]

@@playz6449 detector

[@tb7667]

4:20 "to help us stop .... non-safety' was such a Troy McClure line.

[@MajorCaliber]

"Please arch your back... for security!" LMAO! :D

[@bluesnoopz]

That was my favorite part lol

[@kojone77]

Rob Schneider always cracks me up

[@Genocide-u7o]

😆

[@RyanSmith-wo2pi]

Blahaha

[@murker1879]

Great delivery

[@JohnnyInvictus]

Dana Carvey actually apologized for this recently…..people have become so wussified these days…so now we have well known actors apologizing for a skit they did more than 2 decades ago..a sketch where even Sharon Stone is quoted as saying that she was fine with it.People have lost the ability to understand how to keep things in context….It would be different if they forced her to do it or pressured her… Sharon Stone actually was quoted as saying that she people need to learn how to laugh again.

[@joehelvey5794]

When Sharon was in her prime, shew! One of the most beautiful women who ever lived, no doubter!

[@ejm57301]

She still is! :)

[@rrp2600]

Everyone is saying this skit could not be done today because of the sexual harassment themes. Which is true. But what about the Dana Carvey character. Is he impersonating an Indian? LOL That would be even more problematic today.

[@oatnoid]

Only if it was a gas station.

[@geoffhennessy275]

What is Kevin Nealon's accent? NYC or Chicago?

[@johnnymittle]

@David Moore Easy to say when you're privileged.

[@duncanblue124]

@David Moore it could be that it is just not funny and the sketch doesn't make any sense and would never happen in real life men just don't do that anymore also I will never understand why sexual harssment is funny

[@Jerpavoo]

with all this cancel culture, you wonder where comedy will head next, hopefully not into nothingness like todays SNL.

[@kemparo]

SNL will get shut down if they do that now.

[@dirkbecker2961]

Not if you shut down the stalinistic Liberals first.

[@waniwani7358]

Facts

[@johnson27611]

Why the fuck will it get shut down?

[@kemparo]

@@johnson27611 ask SJW and karens

[@koalafromtomorrow5656]

Actually I don't aggre with the male joke or female vesrioon this not funny

[@whiskeyriver516]

"I used her, she used me, and neither one cared." And it was funny.

[@williamj.sheehan2001]

..."we were gettin' our share..."

[@ShSy-ni6zq]

Actually no We must care The future of 🇺🇸depends on it Morality Truth Justice Are we all Geinacologists ?

[@andrewsunde7915]

“Arch your back for more security“ LOL

[@jayh6227]

"arch you back for more security" come on, now, people, that's funny asf

[@legshakermaker1968]

Very!

[@glenns9557]

"arch you back for more security"

[@Dozafremend]

The whole skit is hilarious, but when Rob Schneider squeaks "slowly", I totally lost it.

[@MentalLiberation]

Same. Freaking ridiculous

[@axelshatzko]

been going around for 10 years...----like tghe way they say JEKKITT

[@HARBRINGERZERO]

He seriously said arch your back for more security. 😂 5:03

[@dannygjk]

I will re-watch this video - for security reasons.

[@trixie9777]

🤣😂😅

[@trixie9777]

“Arch your back for security reasons” cracked me up! Well… the whole thing was funny! 🤣😂😅

[@americanpatriot7233]

@@trixie9777 one of the few females that has left a comment on this video, trixie

[@NVNCVL]

for security reasons i need you to drive to my house and investigate my suspicious activities.

[@NVNCVL]

@@americanpatriot7233 you haven't been paying attention.

[@patrickdoring7149]

“So please...for the love of humanity...do as the man said and take off your shirt.” Phil Hartman is the best, even with just one line.

[@mattkwest468]

He had the best voice ever!

[@larryhinze537]

He is missed. The liberals would have him handcuffed for comedy.

[@dondragmer2412]

@@larryhinze537 Nonsense. I'm a liberal and I loved the guy. And my dad, a World War II hero, was also a liberal and loved him too.

[@lukebuchwald9252]

@@larryhinze537 --- MAGAs would love Hartman until he mocked Commie Trump --- then they'd say he was the worst comic ever

[@michaelj.beglinjr.2804]

@@larryhinze537 ----"The liberals", huh? Jesus you guys are pathetic. Even going out of your way to be offended over an SNL sketch. For people that claim to be rugged, tough, and thick-skinned, you guys are the whiniest bunch of little crybabies that's ever lived. You're probably one of those GQP'ers that like Putin more than Biden, too.

[@jonkuhn3078]

This would never fly today

[@RansomeStoddard]

Of course not. It would never make it through security.

[@fp5495]

Nah, South Asians know how to take a joke 'cause they know what they're capable of. If he were in blackface, then stand back, the pity party's on its way.

[@cisium1184]

HEYOOOO

[@jonkuhn3078]

@@fp5495 Oh I didn''t even think of that, I was thinking because of the metoo component

[@4kfrank276]

Dana Carvy does a great impression and this skit is funny. No need for him to apologize.

[@Tahir_Ali]

Yep brown face and Indian accent. Not sure it would work today.

[@ryrythefryguy4645]

could have been done without the brown face.

[@ryrythefryguy4645]

brown face and a thick indian accent by a white dude...... yeah, sure. they could have done without the brown face at least.

[@4kfrank276]

@@logana1999 Everyone is a freakin' critic. You were not on SNL, he's done great impressions and this one is fine. Get bent.

[@4kfrank276]

@@Tahir_Ali Boo hoo...

[@DCGARR]

So Chris Farley gets so upset with security that he decides he doesn't even want to catch his flight and turns around and leaves!

[@dondragmer2412]

He went to the restroom because he was so pissed.

[@jedijones]

Uh, no. In the next shot he's in the background going to the plane.

[@fostersamels]

@@jedijones yeah

[@Nolibtards_allowed]

she always looks good no matter what her hairstyle, makeup or not, what she wears or if she even wears anything at all

[@federiconegrotti8359]

See? That actually was the stockings

[@petem3883]

It needs to be explained to the current year crazies that humor was still allowed in the early 90s.

[@lachazaroony]

"Arch your back for more security" Lmao

[@l.c.7230]

Throwing lamps at people that need to lighten the fuck up.

[@Ghastly10]

+liana connaughton Unfortunately this is society now days people become so offended by even the smallest thing, one can not leave their house without someone becoming offended..

[@frostneedle]

+Ghastly10 I agree. People get pitchfork-happy these days. So easily offended.

[@ryallmackcowling]

"Throwing lamps"

[@technologic667]

ask Rihanna

[@RK-ep8qy]

Xo Xo I would lighten up but this isn't even funny

[@beagle7622]

This just fun. I love Sharon Stone, great acting.

[@philippeigoa7765]

Sharon is trying real hard to keep it together. What a pro !

[@NVNCVL]

It didn't even look like she was TRYING.

[@yesindeed5811]

“Arch your back for security purposes”

[@RyanSmith-wo2pi]

..

[@DJStatexFreudIanSlip]

This sketch would literally and figuratively not fly today! LOL!

[@thepagecollective]

They'd all be denounced on twitter, forced to make apologies and fired and deemed persona non grata in the entertainment industry on charges of sexualizing a white woman and racism.

[@d.s7741]

Why? What day is it?

[@DJStatexFreudIanSlip]

@@thepagecollective And they would be cancelled!

[@Ahbenmautadine]

How can a sketch literally fly?

[@VHDT10]

Yes, it would be allowed because they are playing characters. That's not them, promoting sexual harassment. It's actors acting for a comedy skit. Everyone always says, "that wouldn't fly these days" but have you seen any new family guys, south park, or it's always sunny??

[@ronaldplakus2913]

I've watched this 4 times and it still makes me laugh more each time. Dana Carvey is hilarious

[@BlazHaugland]

239 times!

[@NVNCVL]

On my most recent rewatch I saw when she batted away Rod Schneider's metal detector wand. Seriously, this skit is a work of art. I DON'T EVEN LIKE CHICKS.

[@gurgazo7382]

U have to be a total fucking boomer to find this funny.....

[@guntertorfs6486]

Would get him cancelled today.

[@joralemonvirgincreche]

As a woman this makes me incredibly uncomfortable. Interesting how times have changed.

[@jamesmack3314]

Oh dear…. better call the sensitivity police

[@___beyondhorizon4664]

Have you been to the swimming pool, spa Jacuzzi, or gym lately? Some people wore less than a bra or shorts 🩳

[@joralemonvirgincreche]

@@___beyondhorizon4664 It's not what she is or isn't wearing or the amount of clothing, it's that she was forced to disrobe or manipulated into disrobing. It's the harassment that really bothers me.

[@karensilken-bliss5057]

@@joralemonvirgincreche Cry harder, Men are supposed to want to undress women who look lik eher. Bet your a tub o lard

[@chriskapoian4058]

"the difference, the difference is because of the bomb texture, and because... I do not have to explain this. I am the guard, I took a course in this" one of the funniest lines. when she has him beat, so he whips out this line. amazing.

[@thebadguy9058]

Jesus Sharon Stone had to be one of the most gorgeous women on the planet back in the day....

[@XFS540]

Surprising that more men in the audience weren’t wooing when she took off her shirt🤨

[@billmurray7473]

She STILL is.

[@thebadguy9058]

@@billmurray7473 Yeah she is definitely still pretty but back then? I literally would throw everyone in my family under the bus to be with that back then lol.

[@ballin302008]

Makeup does a whole lot

[@ericg4915]

@@ballin302008 are u a hater

[@prityable]

"for the love of humanity" take of your shirt 😂

[@mbayatab4326]

They were right, the metal was in the stockings😅

[@dwlopez57]

When they thought she had something in her underwear she should have said "I'm not wearing any, didnt you see Basic Instinct?"

[@waynesbaitshop]

Yes, good point!

[@GoldKingsMan]

Ya I thought the same.

[@mileskelleher9948]

Non sense

[@mileskelleher9948]

Try delete you tube.

[@dwlopez57]

@@mileskelleher9948 its SNL it's all nonsense

[@clemenza24]

Sharon Stone is just plain stunning here for sure !

[@randyjohnson4868]

You're very very gay.

[@idontknowmuch3441]

@@randyjohnson4868 hahah idk why this made me laugh so hard 😂🤣

[@Photologistic]

When is she not?

[@tedgegi155]

0:53 "Oh, thank you Lord"........for this skit.

[@dreamofstuff9125]

The Apology was just made so that people can revist and enjoy this classic. It's actually clever marketing and worth it too!

[@SantoshkumarPandeySKCP]

"We have taken a course in this". Lol.. 😅😂

[@SaffronHimachal]

Sharon I had my moments with you when I was growing up.

[@drankurbaruah]

+Tarun In your dreams pal..She was with me the whole time throughout my teenage!!! Hyuck hyuck hyuck!!! Cheers!

[@mariusherea1440]

+Ankur Baruah And I am a witness. She was with you Ankur. Because I was dating her as you were sleeping...now after years, I dare to confess this to you...Cheers! ;)

[@drankurbaruah]

+Marius Herea I know..I heard you guys making out many times! But that's alright..coz I used to keep her body double around and hid the real one when I would sleep.. After all these years I'm telling you the real story XD Lolz!

[@mariusherea1440]

Oh yes, but not the hidden story. Actually her clone was just pretending she went out. Right after you felt asleep, she was releasing the original from the place you hid her and let her go out and date me. Her clone, like all clones, had a very vulnerable health and she knew it. So, I am only now revealing the truth, the naked one...hope it's ok for you. ;)

[@drankurbaruah]

+Marius Herea Do you have any idea how lame we both are? ha ha ha! :)

[@lancewatt8514]

Dana was soo funny and definitely one of the best in the show’s history.

[@NVNCVL]

when you get to a certain level, there's no sense in saying who the GOAT was. Yes, Dana is a LEGEND. But so's Kenen and Aidy and Kate and Alex Moffat and Che and Jost and the whole. freaking. cast.

[@TheCuratorWillBQuytOperational]

​@@NVNCVLONLY one on that list who comes CLOSE to Dana is Kate 😂 And BOTH Kate and Dana are 🐐 ed🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JayWye52]

Now Dana Carvey has apologized to Stone for this skit. seems like she could have refused to do it,if she thought it was offensive.

[@vermontmike9800]

“Arch your back for more security”... best line

[@Eternal_Tech]

When this was produced in 1992, this was just a funny skit. Now, in 2020, the TSA actually feeling you up is reality.

[@ocwoain6768]

"arch you back for more security" come on, now, people, that's funny asf

[@troillandford7679]

@dave4248 they could get away with it. Armisen did that all the time

[@zx7-rr486]

@dave4248 I know ... and the irony is that India is one of the most class ridden and misogynist societies in the world (Shudra untouchables and Honour killings) , trumped only by Pakistan.

[@jddillon6842]

Just another example of life imitating art. 😙

[@x0cx102]

yeah, unfortunately.

[@jeffreysmith4196]

"Arch your back for more security" 😆

[@rubert134]

Wow. 28 years ago. My how the time flies.

[@da4441]

This was done in 1992 ?

[@JohnSmith-eb3ql]

@@da4441 Yep. Better times in pretty much every way.

[@David-he6uj]

Wow, almost 30 years later and TSA hasn't improved at all.

[@And_Rus]

Lol, exactly! Sidebar: the TSA wasn’t formed until 2001, following 9/11.

[@freegee3503]

TSA wasn't put in place to improve. It was put in place to begin earning the complacency of the people to accept intrusion under the guise of safety.

[@freegee3503]

@@phat-kid Correct, it was how it should be and proper.

[@Chebva]

No it got worse after 2001

[@healthdios]

I guess nobody cared to check those stockings, as soon as she removed them the alarm stopped going off. I'm just wondering if they were made from steel wool?

[@nochipsonlycrisps8639]

Some have linings in them.

[@pepsififa3205]

Im more offended at the fact that we're apologizing for a funny sketch from the 90s and not apologizing for being so unfunny nowadays. They put Sydney Sweeney in a hooters outfit and nobody cared. Everyone was more mad that it wasnt funny. This sketch is funny. Dont apologize for funny.

[@BC-qs9zc]

I’m searching that Sweeney skit now for research purposes

[@raskec1]

Wait her stalckings were seting of the detector

[@Kissfan96dr]

No. the machine gun hidden in the stockings were!

[@BruceLyeg]

Chris Farley and Phil Hartman, two of the the most talented men on SNL. Both gone too soon.

[@aebalc]

Chris Farley lived on a diet of bacon grease and cocaine the more amazing thing is that he survived as long as he did.

[@matreyles]

Phil Hartman was the perfect pilot!!

[@stewie099]

This never gets old😂

[@wagnervoss9994]

I love Sharon Stone 🥰

[@gillescoges5665]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qHqYgqp3lNFmeMk the best of SHARON STONE

[@marxismisevil839]

"Arch your back for more security!" :-) :-)

[@timselle499]

Too bad. You'd never get away with comedy like this today

[@glennpacker1769]

I can't believe Sharon didn't crack with all that comic genius around! Great skit.

[@noBearAdventures]

Omg... this could never be made today. I mean, those aren’t even CLOSE to official pilot uniforms!

[@markavell7111]

Arch your back for more security. Classic.

[@JohnEboyee]

This skit would never pass the writer's table today.

[@stephenturner757]

Nope, all humor must be eradicated because it may offend the little ittle babies delicate feelings. Tampons sales must be through the roof with all the pussies around today.

[@jimmason8502]

Well, haha, no, cause it is ridiculously sexist. Funny but sexist. The early 90s were far different from today.

[@stacy3039]

If there was no problem in 1992 why was the apology needed ? 2 talented actors doing their job.

[@mikeyj.3605]

The 90's were a different world back then. Sharon Stone always stunning. This skit had me rolling, I'm going to have to watch it again.

[@idontknowmuch3441]

It really wasn’t funny

[@baronmeduse]

The main problem with this 'skit' is it's not in the least bit funny. So it sits well among a lot of the SNL output.

[@mikeyj.3605]

@@idontknowmuch3441 Well it's squares like you that are making the world boring.

[@idontknowmuch3441]

@@mikeyj.3605 and it’s boomers like you that say they don’t make em like they use to

[@idontknowmuch3441]

@@baronmeduse thank you 🙏

[@NinjaTowTow]

The fact that Kevin Nealon pocketed her stocking is hilarious, I can’t believe that didn’t get any laughs.

[@napsam71]

No on was looking at Kevin Nealon.

[@joeschlicht]

@@napsam71 This, but now that @Aaron Lynn mentioned it, i re-watched it and cracked up. Everything Kevin Nealon does cracks me up. He would make me laugh if he was just a standing still.

[@freecoder522]

@@joeschlicht NO SURPRISE TO ME . I WOULD DO THE SAME THING LIKE HE DID .

[@pen4hire27]

Thought he was going to sniff it.

[@dannygjk]

Oh I missed that.

[@verslalchimie5824]

Didn't ring after taking off the stockings. So it WAS the stockings!

[@gotohoward]

I liked it. Yeah, I'm here because everyone is apologizing about everything these days. He should go to jail. Sharon herself didn't care or she wouldn't have done it. The world loved her even more for making a joke out of her sex appeal. =more tickets sold to her movies.

[@Smithandpressin]

Why does watching this in 2020 feel illegal

[@bradyrees435]

Because everyone is overly sensitive in 2020

[@milkandmeat]

@@bradyrees435 oh shut the fuck up

[@warioseggs]

@@milkandmeat agreed

[@therealmr.incredible3179]

@@milkandmeat you just proved his point, you fucking snowflake bitch.

[@Wildstar40]

I was waiting for Carvey to say: "Excuse me ma'am but I need you to sit on my face for security reasons."

[@17Helton]

That line is reserved for the "Church Lady." 😗

[@jameskim3301]

That’s Bill Clinton’s line.

[@dondragmer2412]

@@jameskim3301 You get a cigar for a prize.

[@pattyoneill6724]

Dana Carvey one of my favorites. Is very crazy, and especially love him in Italian restaurant scene Bellisimo !

[@darthslackus499]

I always like his turtle impression.

[@CUStudioFilms]

Are you talking about the one where he's training Adam Sandler to be the Pepper Boy? :)

[@MaxPower-11]

@@CUStudioFilms He is probably referring to the “Il Cantore” scene with Kirstie Alley.

[@sanfranman4919]

It's highly offensive yes, but funny as hell. And Sharon was ok with it.

[@oswaldlorenz8410]

This is just so un-doable in 2019 on so many levels

[@gbear1005]

And for this, we are worse as a nation

[@wolfgangbecher4906]

That would be just my motivation to do this again. Just to show them.

[@LittleDogTobi]

I would be more upset by this fact if this skit were funny.

[@LampSurvival]

@@wolfgangbecher4906 Your motivation would be based on.. being a dick on purpose?

[@ojassinghmalhi1646]

@@LittleDogTobi Exactly