Airport security, what's the weirdest thing you've seen inside a passenger's luggage?

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[@Soulessnight4]

was so confused about the 'pocket kitty' then realized, the story didn't mean a kitty...

[@WingafiedOtter-cw7ov]

Oh...OH

[@Soulessnight4]

@@WingafiedOtter-cw7ov oh it’s magic!

[@Ilikeburgers.-]

B-boojayna?!

[@spidermanfan2478]

what is a pocket kitty

[@roni9192]

@@spidermanfan2478 replace the "kitty" with another word for cat

[@cosmoreed3461]

Went on an orchestra trip and when you have a bunch of people going through security with violin cases, it gets weird.

[@cosmoreed3461]

Also I forgot to take my belt off and the body scanner flagged my dick. They placed me in a private room and patted me down and of course found nothing.

[@AnIdioticHuman]

I would be a cackling if someone had to open their case just to explain what something was

[@metarcee2483]

Are you guys from 1920s Chicago?

[@Maker.of.Mischief]

This may show my age, but I once flew from EU to the US with a sword I had purchased. It was a scimitar, for dance, and was appropriately packed and sealed in it’s own box that I carried with me on the plane. As a petit teenaged girl, the security agent was confused as to why someone like me would have such a thing. I explained that it was a prop for middle eastern style dance, and even demonstrated some choreography. Me and my sword got waved thru the security check. Yeah, I guess the world wasn’t quite as serious of a place back then….

[@synshenron798]

My gf went through TSA and had a particularly odd object that the securtity worker couldnt quite identify. She was gifted a pretty expensive adult toy by a friend of hers and the TSA guy apparently went from suspicious to "oh shit" and turned really red. He goes "is this?" And my GF goes "it is, want me to pull it -" and before she could finish her sentence he goes "NOPE", sends the bag through and goes "have a nice day ma'am." She goes "awww thank you, you too" and blows him a kiss as she walks away. Ive seen her mess with people like this before and all I can say is "dont feel bad, she does this whenever she can"

[@locokrazy]

We pulled a bag for what looked like a knife. Turned out it was a crystal butt plug and my god the stuff these two gay guys had. The most impressive was a full body gimp suit. But the two guys where what truly what made it that memorable. One was a normal chill dude but his partner was the most flamming gay person i ever met think big gay al but stick thin and maybe 90lbs. When we pulled the suit he happily exclaimed "oh look bill they found your pajamas" the poor guy was looking down bright red and looking like he was about to die..

[@A_Rose_From_Concrete]

I'm pretty sure the passenger in the first story was the author Kathy Reich, the show Bones is loosely based on her life and stories. This is just my theory based on the show

[@littleninnie]

I was twice that passenger. At the first time, I had 3 hairpins which a female Chinese TSA agent was convinced that I had a pair of scissors, made me even doubt myself for a few seconds. The second time it was in Amsterdam and I had a brand new perfume bottle. To me it look like a normal bottle, but on the scanner and to the Dutch TSA agents, it looked like a hand grenade. My heart sunk but luckily, after seeing what it was, we all laughed. 😅😅

[@moleyface]

I used to go to ball-jointed doll conventions in the before times, and every *single* time, I must have given the TSA some amusing stories for the day. Apparently, in a twist that should surprise no one, a suitcase absolutely crammed with large resin dolls looks really weird on the X-Ray. One kind agent even pointed out that the metal s-hooks that hold them together where what got their attention. Bear in mind these hooks have flat tips, usually, and are near impossible to cut yourself on. But they are metal, so it checks.

[@davidtherwhanger6795]

I worked Airport Security at San Antonio International for about a year before and up to 9/11. Some things include: Dead Baby Bull Semen Horse Crap Medical Chest Spreaders Military Artillery Sensors Fake Hand Grenades given out by a Convention Human Ashes Chef's Knife Set that was ready to use Just to name some of the more spectacular.

[@kawaibakaneko]

Dead baby? 😢

[@davidtherwhanger6795]

@@kawaibakaneko It was a Mexican Family headed back home after visiting family here in the US. One had been pregnant, but still several months away from the due date. The child was still born prematurely, and the family was taking the body back to be buried at their home church. They just didn't know the procedures for doing that and just packed the body in their luggage in a sealed, clear container. The procedure was at the time you have the remains sealed up at a licensed Funeral Home for transport. You brought the remains with the documents to the Airport Check In for your Airline. And after confirming the situation, the Airline Rep would Walk the Remains thru Security. They were flying Mexicana IIRC and had the paperwork from the hospital. They just didn't know to do all the rest. A Mexicana Rep took care of it and they were able to take the remains home on their flight.

[@AlohaIroha]

BULL SEMEN????

[@davidtherwhanger6795]

@@AlohaIroha IIRC it was being sent to a lab out of state for some reason.

[@bxnnystarzz]

...How the hell does one get their hands on bull semen?

[@nukelius]

the best thing about the person traveling to be in Cats is that the tsa agents also definitely saw their weird ass costume

[@wingedhussar1117]

Lol, when I clicked on the video I thought "What could possibly the weirdest thing you could transport in a bag" and I immediately thought of a human skull, and tadah, the first thing mentioned in the video is a human skull XD

[@Zuginator]

in the US every State makes it's own laws. Some States own them, some states licenses are hard to get, other states every CVS has a booze section.

[@dannypipewrench533]

The true beauty of the US.

[@autisticwitch7581]

I'm still confused on that. What kind of adult content could only be sold by liquor stores? I've been to liquor stores in CO, and liquor and check out candy were the only things they sold.

[@savannah4439]

Fun fact: Bananagrams (the free-form scabble-type game) gets flagged by TSA screening…the agent had a laugh at that one

[@AmericanBaker]

I have a story about this. I completed a 4 month study abroad in Germany and was on my way back to the US when I got stopped at security when my checked bag was scanned. I had to turn it and the TSA people called me over to the scanner. They pointed to a small area in my bag full of metal gears and a couple of metal torpedo shaped objects. It only took me 10 seconds to realize what it was. It was a black forest cuckoo clock I had bought in Germany and wanted to take home. However, I had to admit that on an x-ray photo, it definitely looked like a bomb. I got to keep my clock.

[@legendarydumpsterfire]

forgot a barely used, family sized tube of toothpaste in my bag once. shocked they didnt take it away from me

[@legendarydumpsterfire]

one day ill put something Really Fucking Weird in my bag just so i could have an experience like these

[@LinkTheFusky]

wasn't flying but in london most people under the age of 25 and over the age of 14 get searched for knives regularly, I was coming back on the train from comic con and I bought 8 bottles of ramune in all different flavours, stainless steel chopsticks, some ramen and some paws, they basically used a metal detector on a few peoples bags and mine beeped and I gave them permission to search it there rather then taking me into the police station, she smiled at the paws and the absolute weeaboo japanese snacks in my bag and complimented the chopsticks

[@beatrix1120]

Awww what a nice lady

[@origamiXcore]

No government run liquor stores in California. Lol found it really weird to hear that term in other states.

[@dannypipewrench533]

I had never heard of it until this video. A little research shows that Arizona also has no state-run liquor stores. I guess I could have figured that out, pretty much every gas station and grocery store has a well-stocked alcohol section. While I have no intention to ever drink, I think government interference in the alcohol industry is silly.

[@autobotjazz1972]

Most small towns in Minnesota have a municipal Liquor store run by the city, provides a nice source of income for them i suppose. Counties some times licenses additional liquor stores outside city limits. That said none i have been in have sold anything more adult that the booze. Might be states laws against but i would not know.

[@HowtoTableTop]

I took a train the trainer course while I was in the army for IED defense. It was a week long and we learned all about bad guy xplosives and techniques. Basically, lots of fear because the terrorists are what MacGuyver would be as a Wolverine. Anyway, part of the training was learning how to train spotting IEDs on the side of the road. One of the days we spent outside planting fake IED that go beep instead of boom. They were functionally and visually identical to the real thing. We broke out into teams and adopted a section of backroad. One planted, everyone else used that as practice. We did decoys and all sorts of scenarios for hours. At some point base security was called for a suspicious looking package or whatever. Cops were all up in a huff and by the time the students that planted their "bomb" figured out it was their zone the cops had cordoned the area off and called in EOD. Fortunately our teachers already let the local EOD unit and nearby city police they were in the area. Whoever was supposed to get the message to base dispatch didn't and wasted a good hour or so of the cops and security time. The reason I bring that up is because these guys doing the training are all ex-CIA and EOD guys and they travel all over the country doing the training. While they do check bags for the majority of the gear, they always need to have a few devices in their carryon just in case their luggage got lost. The class must go on for the good of the troops was the justification. Oh my to be the TSA when those guys roll through with straight up booby trap equipment in their suitcases and stuff. They told us many funny stories. It was excellent training and put an amount of respect of the enemy that has been lacking in our class.

[@hunkaboomer]

I am still mad after a LOT of years later that security made me walk the walk of shame after my child put a toy gun in his backpack. REALLY? I’m not sure who I was the most angry with

[@dreadbubble4681]

my dad is an airport security officer and one day he cought a person taking heroin packed inside individual peanut shells

[@TheEldritchKnight1317]

When i was a child, i got treated really badly by airline security. I was like 12 or so, but i was from by social behavior a bit behind, i got scared a lot, didn't talk to be people i didn't know. My parents and i went from Germany to London as vacation. I think it was on the way back where they pulled me over to search me. Again a 12 year old, i did not speak their language i was just scared because I suddenly wasn't with my parents anymore. The searched me, made mit take off my shoes, screamed at me when i didn't react to them, i did NOT understand English that early in life and then told me to stay there. They left, and the entire airport moved on. I just stood there, afraid, looking for my parents. Strangers would walk by me and i was forced to just stand there like a fucking criminal. They never actually let me go, my dad just came to get me so we wouldn't miss our flight, maybe he talked to them or something. I still can't explain why they screamed at me, when i obviously couldn't understand them and why they seperated me from my parents just... because. Since then, i don't want to travel by airplane anymore. Now that i'm an adult who knows what they do to me if i don't properly understand them.

[@aishidove]

what the hell.. im so sorry man

[@TheEldritchKnight1317]

@@aishidoveI really wish i knew the reason. Also, what if i was disabled? What if those security people meet a disabled adult who can't properly understand them? This is wrong on so many levels

[@JazzThatCollie]

Anybody gonna talk about the… doll… that supposedly looked like a 5-year old??

[@Carlos-ux7gv]

I travelled in a very local, very empty flight, like, everyone had 3 seats (window, middle and corridor) for themselves. The second stop was a rural airport. I seriously thought I was going to see a goat, because I saw some live chicken and some small bird cages as hand luggage. Most birds were sleeping and I don't remember any smell. Most comfortable night flight ever.

[@foryoublue94]

Why was "a loaf of bread full of weed" so funny to me

[@encodedd3335]

I was once that passenger, first time traveling as a photographer and had about 15 camera batteries all just lying together which is my best guess as to what set off their internal alarm bells, because once they say they were just batteries they let me go along my merry way.

[@dinoheartnerd2265]

Oh my god, I nearly fell off my chair at Story 5 - I am Slovak and carp is the most typical part of a traditional Christmas dish in my country as well (Czech Republic and Slovakia share a lot in common when it comes to culture, languages, etc.), I was not expecting to be kind-of represented in this video, but I appreciate it :D

[@anc757]

I was that passenger once. was flying back with my family from Tennessee and I had forgotten when we left CT about a submarine shaped pencil sharpener in my carry on. Well when we were going to CT and landed in Cincinnati, my bag got pulled because they thought it was a knife. My family and the TSA agents all ended up having a good laugh over it. Just surprised it took that long to get noticed.

[@LazyBunnyKiera]

Gemstones valued at $30k? I assume you just let the person pass, because that's not illegal. Since it's not cash, i doubt you even have to declare it. There are watches and jewelry with more than $30k in gemstones, which would pass without issue. So i would assume that loose stones would be fine too.

[@seaserpant-st3px]

I got stopped and frisked for having forgotten chapstick in my pocket this December of 2023

[@hannahl5306]

My mom accidentally brought a live crab. Idk how TSA never caught it. We were in Puerto Rico and it got in there somehow. She got a surprise when she got home.

[@year2082]

i was that guy once. came back from the states (i'm canadian) with a bat skeleton (i collect dead animals-wouldn't have picked this piece up nowadays as bats are commonly poached+demand only increases even when you get ones sourced legitimately, but this was five years ago, so i was a teenager+stupid at the time.) i don't remember it causing any problems at the border, but i DO remember the tsa guy at the vancouver airport stopping and very matter-of-factly saying "that's a bat," before letting us through. like, yeah, man. that is indeed a bat. i'm just glad we didn't miss our flight-it was boarding while we were in security

[@vickiesmith3021]

Thank you so very much for your video .

[@thehomophobickidsinclass6588]

I was that person. Just so you know exactly what I got pulled over for, rightfully, I am a professional sword fighter and i specialise in long swords and broadswords especially, of which I was carrying 2 of each on my way to a meet up. I had all the paperwork, so I was all good, but I did get to show off to prove that I could actually sword fight on the side of the TSA line, mostly because I think it was a king day and the agent checking my bag had an interest in medieval weaponry.

[@smile182blink]

He had a human skull, but it was totally legal. WE NOW HAVE A DISCORD!

[@user-pk4nj4nv2k]

I had a funny security experience before the pandemic. I was in Italy and went to the Vatican where security stopped me because I had a knife in my backpack. Confused I was shown the monitor and saw the object it was a protractor for a drawing kit I had brought with me from the US. They let me through with my kit, but I found it funny that airport security in the us didn’t question it but the church did. Note: I went to Vatican for art study not religion.

[@mandiblackwell4668]

So about porno being sold, you don't see it as much anymore but pre-DSL days many U.S. liqour stores and even many other stores, carried adult magazines. These have been hard to find since broadband days.

[@autisticwitch7581]

Thank you, this really confused me. We don't even have dedicated liquor stores in my state.

[@AngelusNielson]

I think they just meant that it was booze. Because, you know, kids aren't supposed to buy it.

[@starlight_maven]

Not me, but my high school French teacher. She told us a story in which she bought a lot of cheese while she was in France. She wanted to take it home, but they told her she couldn't dispatch the cheese, as the US has laws regarding unpasteurized dairy products, so airport security made her throw it all away.

[@irishuisman1450]

My bag once got checked bc tsa couldn't for the life of them figure out what the mass in my backpack was. …it was 4 plushies I had stuffed in there

[@quinnsmith2454]

i always always always get stopped at TSA for my laxative medicine. given that it is a white powder, i don’t exactly blame them. it just gets frustrating after the first few times.

[@thechaoticdollhouse]

Not airport security personnel or anything. Heard this from my dad who was the person who had his bag checked on the x-ray. He had his bag being checked on the x-ray and the airport security people was staring intently at the x-ray. My dad finally asked what was going on and the people apologize, chuckling and saying that they were expecting a HUMAN SKULL in his bag because he was wearing a black t-shirt that said in all capital white letters, "Coroner." Thankfully, they all got a laugh out of it.

[@whocares397]

i got stopped for a couple of gimmick lights that looked like guns

[@Donosauros_Rex]

Story 22 do be a Wisconsin moment

[@theakaneko]

My bestie was flying one time with one of the old clear Gameboys... Right after 9/11... So this little 11yo headed to a surgery had to play like 5 mins of Pokemon to prove it wasn't gonna go boom 😂

[@yoinkurize939]

I went to Japan and bought some adult manga and magazines, and on the way back, tsa searched me and a young cute asian tsa worker searched through my bag, finds the stuff, AND THEN GOES THROUGH THE PAGES 😂😂😂 I felt kind of bad but still funny. It was just complete awkward silence as she searched through it, and eventually says I'm free to go.

[@RadioactiveSherbet]

Story 10: I cringe at "pressure cooker." I cringe progressively more as I hear the various items this guy decided to put inside it. Yeah.... that'll totally not look like a bomb... riiiiiight...

[@TheWorldsLargestOven]

I was so confused about the "pocket kitty" and then i realized 💀

[@gsuk28]

please explain. Google just gave me pics of kittens in people's pockets. I'm pretty sure that's NOT what it was :D

[@TheWorldsLargestOven]

@@gsuk28 other word for "kitty"

[@gsuk28]

@@TheWorldsLargestOven Cat? haha. no, just joking. I get it now. Shoulda been obvious. I'll crawl back under my rock now.

[@joker8340]

Got stopped at airport security going to a huge magic the gathering tournament. They stopped me cause the cards and deck box were a complete black void and I had to explain to them the game while fanning the cards like a magician.

[@DrWhobertCh]

11:08 HE KNEW!!!!!!!!

[@eliott.b76]

Comme back home jim, we miss you...

[@fanman4230]

My company sent me abroad to do some modifications for a customer. I had all the necessary tools required in a small suitcase sized plastic box that I had banded shut and covered in company logo marked tape. Whilst passing through airport security, the box was attracting attention. The guy on the scanner called more people over to view his screen and kept looking at me. I asked if there was a problem. They asked me to explain what they were seeing. So I pointed out the slide-hammer, dial type torque wrenches, soft faced mallet and various screwdrivers and wrenches packed out with overalls and rags to keep the contents from moving around. They were very relieved that it wasn't the machine gun, spare magazines and explosives with timing mechanism that they thought they had found. After all that they believed me and let the box through without opening the box. I must have an honest face.😂

[@akteno2796]

So the takeaway here is, if you want to carry C4, put it in Cheese lol

[@hakansoderholm6514]

Club, not a weapon... but... I got it for protection... Was it going to scream at the bad guys!? 😀

[@electronicfreak1111]

"why would you go to dangerous Columbia and why wouldn't you bring a gun" lol of course the Americans would say that

[@AshAndHarvey]

9:15 That must have been pig organs or something, it's pretty common here in spain.

[@TheGreyGhost873]

I like how story 20 the guy says it’s not really a weapon. I use it for security like wouldn’t that mean it would be a weapon?

[@SomeOrdinaryJanitor]

honestly, dildos and other sex toys are the least weird thing, i think it's practically a guarantee to come across at least 1 in your career.

[@tomvogel743]

Pound of cheese looks Like a brick of c4... Noted

[@TrulyOutrageousDoll1986]

Not exactly as extreme as the things in the vid, but I was the passenger that was scanned. I had my bag pulled to the side as several security workers looked at the screen in confusion. They pulled me to the side and asked to look in my bag. It was a shake weight... Also my husband had his bags pulled over because he was carrying old fossils of fish and other aquatic species

[@craigwatt1303]

not me personaly but the best story iv heard is tsa pulling a guy from the line because his checked gun had explosive resadue on it....

[@papita8192]

If u meant the South American country, it's Colombia, with an O

[@hyperchibiabsol1813]

I'll tell one on me.. I was going through bag check and lets just say when I was visiting my boyfriend, he wanted me to bring a specific toy. well... let's just say I had some old guy look in my bad to find a Bad dragon in a ziplock bag. He gave me the most "you disgust me" look and out it back under my clothes. That was super embarrassing >//~//>;;;

[@mayaroseakennasferu5814]

Hoping I'm on here with my rocks.

[@Fandom_Surfer]

We're you?

[@mayaroseakennasferu5814]

@@Fandom_Surfer no lol sadly. But I've been stopped twice by tsa and had my luggage searched because of them.

[@Fandom_Surfer]

@@mayaroseakennasferu5814 Oh-

[@hfrisch007]

In america, at a liquor store , you can buy toys , in one isle, and 3 isles away rent porn videos🤣

[@glittermepurple1714]

Why is no one talking about the drugged little baby??????

[@x_deeznutzgotem5855]

What game is that in the background?

[@vincehomoki1612]

I was looking for an answer to this exact same question in the coments...

[@aa1bb2cc3dd4]

I once had a Glock19 magazine in my bag all the way up to security. I normally keep an extra mag, as one does, and forgot about it. Luckily I did a second check before going through security. I found it and had to make the tough choice to toss it in the trash. That's right. I tossed a fully loaded Glock19 magazine with CriticalDuty loaded into the trash at the airport. Talk about unsafe. It would have been safer for me to fly with it than toss it, but hey that's American security for you!

[@osheridan]

Why did you censor NSFW wtf

[@germanjones1031]

No, I will not check out your discord

[@ebonimccain6988]

Male enhancement pills

[@kyokajiro1808]

i think it's so stupid to censor nsfw in the thumbnail, the whole point of nsfw is to tell people that it's inappropriate, it's supposed to be the inappropriate stuff that gets censored not the indicators that it's inappropriate

[@HappyfoxBiz]

ffs, why won't people understand that if you don't want your privacy invaded either you A) drive there, or B) use the postal service to send your items from where you are to where you will be staying just before you go, your items will be there and ready for you to sign just after you arrive... all your items will have far more privacy and will still be legally compliant

[@Dtgray12]

This is a repost

[@UnderSparked]

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[@mathieujuteau952]

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[@eliott.b76]

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[@Fandom_Surfer]

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[@mr.randomlyrandom4435]

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[@marktheprussian]

I’d get fired and sued so fast as a baggage checker. I’d purposefully embarrass everyone who had a ‘toy’ in their luggage and at the end of it confiscate it just to throw it away and tell them some BS like ‘it’s contraband’. Stop the degeneracy.

[@RadioactiveSherbet]

You sound fun at parties. Not that I go to any...

[@fedymunke8684]

Why are guys who already have girlfriends using gay toys like how is she ok with that it’s kinda weird

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

A lot of those toys can actually be used by any gender and sexuality. Perhaps the guys and their girlfriends are using them together.

[@coolcomments]

What

[@beatrix1120]

Most of this stuff is pretty tame but, a 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘥𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘨?!