Kizaru is that one guy who's like "whatever bro, i don't give a fuck but I'll still do it though"
@jjelite682 жыл бұрын
Spot on
@animeverse14232 жыл бұрын
This has 69 likes what if iiii
@jjelite682 жыл бұрын
@@animeverse1423 rejected
@NeroPh.D2 жыл бұрын
"Yeah Mr Red, yeah justice."
@rtautua33702 жыл бұрын
Literally my attitude at work🗿
@ryuvereignnolife39802 жыл бұрын
How literal. Being able to travel at the speed of light makes you blind to the things before you.
@JaySki22222 жыл бұрын
Don't think he's blind, just doesn't give a fuck lol
@Why.MP4.MP42 жыл бұрын
Absolute facts
@francislacap48002 жыл бұрын
"The only thing worse being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness" -Random meme i found
@kwebvin99392 жыл бұрын
@@francislacap4800 That's not a meme, that's a fact. If you're as fast as light, then you'd receive light slower than usual
@maxmanchik2 жыл бұрын
@@kwebvin9939 That's also actually one of the lines from Flash or some other speedster
@mangareadingslime44032 жыл бұрын
"Unclear justice, doesn't oppose absolute justice." Theres something there in that quote, I don't know exactly what but I know theres something.
@pokimanefartcompilation2 жыл бұрын
Truthfully speaking. 'Unclear Justice' doesn't oppose anything because there's no certainty in it. Without certainty, there is no clarity.
@Emar-Rion Жыл бұрын
I also think hes wrong. Kizaru knows and concious of what hes doing. I thibk he just dont care enough to be giving orders all he care about is that pension.
@MonkeyDJaden75 Жыл бұрын
@@pokimanefartcompilationchange ur pfp
@pokimanefartcompilation Жыл бұрын
@@MonkeyDJaden75 why
@robinsonsupermarket3684 Жыл бұрын
Reasons why Kizaru stayed as a Marine Weed Garden: Greenbull High quality Lighter: Akainu
@crimzion_9 ай бұрын
Very accurate
@bigsmokecat35662 жыл бұрын
Being faster than the speed of light means u can only live in darkness
@Nzed30002 жыл бұрын
He’s not faster than light, he is light
@xenosyoshitozakira32382 жыл бұрын
@@Nzed3000 imagine u are light and move slow af
@therealstrawhats88072 жыл бұрын
@@xenosyoshitozakira3238 light is just cool flashy flash sparky shiny
@xenosyoshitozakira32382 жыл бұрын
@@therealstrawhats8807 can't argue with your statement or kizaru's drip
@donovan46682 жыл бұрын
@@Nzed3000 he is ftl
@sansdaco2 жыл бұрын
Kizaru is that one guy who does well on his job but looks lazy because you always see him on break.
@redacted27332 жыл бұрын
He finishes work fast
@OmegaQuinn2 жыл бұрын
@@redacted2733 Makes sense for the guy who can move at the speed of light
@EpiclyEpic8082 жыл бұрын
@@OmegaQuinn lmao bro can't even use a phone
@TheGimpyMerc Жыл бұрын
@@EpiclyEpic808 he doesnt need to his purpose is being a celestial dragons defender. He can be as dumb as a box of rocks but can he fight with the best? Yah battle intelligence and regular intellingencd are very different
@EpiclyEpic808 Жыл бұрын
@@TheGimpyMerc I'm just saying it bc it's funny that he gets shit done fast and he can't even use a den den mushi
@samurai_saiyan2 жыл бұрын
Kizaru is the literal snoop dog of the One Piece verse. Is like as long as I’m high to the sky 24 hours I’ll be the passerby, do some tasks here and there and help those who wish to die wit a cheeky little sigh on the lie 🌬
@twiistedpanda4781 Жыл бұрын
Bruh the rhymes thooo
@The_Nailsmith Жыл бұрын
I feel like Kizaru is Akainu’s emotional support admiral
@punkslimez Жыл бұрын
Same, Kizaru gives him advices and when I see Akainu on the screen, I see Kizaru too in his office
@thenexus73432 жыл бұрын
I think because kizaru is so fast he sees everything in slow motion, which is why he himself talks so slowly. He thinks everyone else is talking the same way.
@slimy2907 Жыл бұрын
Although I don’t think that’s the case it’s an interesting thought
@invinci10592 жыл бұрын
It's because Akainu knows Kizaru won't tell anyone their secrets and shits as he's always high
@HIM123212 жыл бұрын
I need whatever he's smoking 🗿
@maxmanchik2 жыл бұрын
@@HIM12321 Probably some meth (most likely, he's eating it in chunks)
@yungtaoshiwan41442 жыл бұрын
@@maxmanchik nah meth makes u fast af he prolly takes heroin to slow his fast light as down
@YABOIMIKEYBOI Жыл бұрын
My man getting shit from Walter White
@alicedodobirb2808 Жыл бұрын
@@YABOIMIKEYBOI nah, he gets it from Walter Light.
@_lynxninja_47832 жыл бұрын
"blindly" follows Ironic for someone with a light as it's power
@nou20972 жыл бұрын
reminds me of a weekend song
@epic10532 жыл бұрын
Akainu let's Kizaru smoke weed at work
@roam980 Жыл бұрын
I've always seen Kizaru as being Akainu's confidant, since he's the only person Akainu has ever spoken to in a casual manner
@EirinYagokoro2 жыл бұрын
Akainu: Go capture Monkey D. Luffy! Kizaru: Mmm okay whatever Akainu: Go capture Monkey D. Luffy! Fujitora: *Bows and smiles at Luffy* I wonder how he looks like Akainu: What the fuck are you doing!!? Akainu: Go capture Monke-- oh! Ryokugyu: *already left 1 day ago* I'm acting on my own to impress Akainu-saaaan!
@abhashhariyale8246 Жыл бұрын
And come back crying because shanks use a haki blast😂😂😂😂
@gillesduprez559 Жыл бұрын
More like "Akainu chwwaaaaaaan" 😅
@tyrellgraham16032 жыл бұрын
Ima keep saying it kizaru is gonna pull a whole tobi with the deep voice and everything
@Your_-Dad Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭 I’m saying he’s just gonna be fucking IMU and no one other than like the gorosei know or some shit 😂
@PortalBreaker Жыл бұрын
@@Your_-Dad mm yes kizaru will be screwing Imu, the ultimate chad
@Your_-Dad Жыл бұрын
@@PortalBreaker the pirate king of chads
@eavyeavy2864 Жыл бұрын
@@PortalBreakernibba dreaming
@JustAgreekPassing Жыл бұрын
Akainu sounds like someone whose family and friends got slaughtered by pirates. Kizaru sounds like someone who beat up pirates who tried to start shit in his town.
@gerz3rker2 жыл бұрын
Kizaru is just always high asf
@michelgarcia2281 Жыл бұрын
True 😂😂😂😂
@Lightwork13072 ай бұрын
Considering Akainu just showed empathy for Kizaru and what he had to do, let alone anyone, means this aged incredibly well.
@NcB_Devesh2 жыл бұрын
Fugitora also **blindly** follows the order
@arnab_ffs2 жыл бұрын
if a guy says 3rd imma just go sleep
@fatboi10952 жыл бұрын
3rd and good night
@silass.kretschmann9474 Жыл бұрын
I love how you show so much enthusiasm in this video.
@SomeGuylnYourComments Жыл бұрын
Kizaru the type of guy to do a stupid and dangerous dare
@hungerquest78622 жыл бұрын
Akainu and kizaru against fujitora and akoji this is how I see the admirals 2 groups with different objectives and ideals
@mastouriedam58452 жыл бұрын
More like akainu and aramaki
@pokimanefartcompilation2 жыл бұрын
@@mastouriedam5845 Kizaru will just be watching on the sidelines with popcorn😆
@MAlru0052 жыл бұрын
Kizaru probably would just smoke a blunt and get high while greenbull fights with akainu
@lukeahn033011 ай бұрын
I think that's why in Kizaru's childhood you see him studying. He's been obedient since he was a kid.
@tesoro56202 жыл бұрын
Nah kizaru follows Akainu since Akainu gives him weed as his payment.
@MrFAN-we5jg2 жыл бұрын
The narrator is more slower then kizaru
@aspebb Жыл бұрын
Then Kizaru what? Then what does he do?
@user-br4tf1tz2u Жыл бұрын
Yeah I guess is more slower
@OgichiGame2 жыл бұрын
I love odas love of subtle irony the man who is made of light which is typically used as a symbol of wisdom is willfully blind
@gd9832 жыл бұрын
If kizaru is serious he can probably become a fleet admiral can you images if he awakens his devil fruit 👹
@marchosius2 жыл бұрын
thinking abt it, kizaru def sounds like the one friend that just acts so nonchalant when theyre getting yelled at by his parents or smth, even before eating the pika pika no mi
@xnezn61882 жыл бұрын
Kizaru got the n word pass for 4 seconds
@brandy6650 Жыл бұрын
He technically got the pass forever because his English VA is black
@greatteacherdaffy62192 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say kizaru "blindly" follows them, I'd argue it's more of a mutually beneficial relationship, Akainu gets his best officer and kizaru gets to fuck around and get high
@mace6659 Жыл бұрын
Kizaru is that one uncle who's always high
@yorukawa8341 Жыл бұрын
“And they were marine partners”
@lordescanor8232 Жыл бұрын
Akainu: you are my strongest teammate, but also the most annoying... kizaru: Ohhh scary boss, now i will get back to my habbit of smoking my weed akainu: I told you to stop it.... you would be better without it kizaru: Ohh you seem to care to much about a worker, hmm or could it be that i am more than a worker for you? akainu: shut it.... do what you want kizaru: I thought so hahaha *kizaru leaves* akainu: damn bastard!
@SirL_562 жыл бұрын
I have a theory that akainu gives kizaru a bunch of meth every time he follows an order
@PoeticBanana32 жыл бұрын
Kizaru just looks like he's high all the time
@zzzzzzz2601 Жыл бұрын
Kizaru is the LIGHTSKIN MENACE💀💀💀
@Nightwing31112 жыл бұрын
Kizaru gonna pull a crazy last minute switch up in the final battle like Gin did to Aizen
@yamixena2 жыл бұрын
kizaru just be stoned, he gets the job done tho
@NirYuZy2 ай бұрын
Age like fine wine with Akainu apologizing to Kizaru
@sindariuszolozath901 Жыл бұрын
Okay so the way I saw the 3 admirals was like Socrates arguing with the 3 men at the party. The first man sought justice to be truth and paying back your debts (Aokiji) truth in a sense that his justice isn’t black and white, paying back debts like how he saved Luffy from Akainu as a debt from Garp. The 2nd person socrates argued with climes that justice is to benefit friends and destroy enemies; a lazy form of justice that uses no form of critical thinking which is why Kizaru follows his friends blindly (Akainu and celestial dragons). The final form is that justice is what the strong desires it to be, a fully black and white version of justice that destroys anyone who breaks the law in a fascistic sense (Akainu). Perfectly played out by Oda, a great form of showcasing the flaws of justice. My guess is that Socrates himself is Monkey D Dragon. It only makes sense to why he became a revolutionary knowing that these dangerous forms of justice wouldn’t go away.
@marknunes64392 жыл бұрын
Think kizaru smokes that gas 😂
@guptansh80672 жыл бұрын
Kizaru is what a marine (according to the story) should be , he blindly does his job and does whatever tf he wants , the only normal og admiral and strong
@thatoneguy7781 Жыл бұрын
"He's not a leader and he's perfectly content following orders at his own pace of course" Yo, same Kizaru. You just keep vibin' dawg
@theoneaboveall28782 жыл бұрын
the way he said"kizalo"
@themysteriousoliver65732 жыл бұрын
"Kizaru the blind light"
@Imskycam Жыл бұрын
Kizaru's too zooted to tell right from wrong 💀
@rinmoriuzumaki6448 Жыл бұрын
It's really ironic that he is as fast as light yet fails to open his eyes and go to the light. Being that fast makes you blind to the things before you and only see the destination. All admirals have irony between them and their devil fruits too
@AmeenB Жыл бұрын
I like how he's talking slowly while talking about Kizaru
@Suck857 Жыл бұрын
He is sick
@jach6393 Жыл бұрын
I always it was funny that for being the "speed of light" Kizaru is seemingly the laziest (pre fujitora and greenbull but personally wouldnt really say they are lazy). Dude only did things when he was told to or had to and would take the easy way out when he could like in saboady (I think) where instead of going for the high ticket pirates he just went for the smaller gang.
@tauastartes53142 жыл бұрын
His fruit has blinded him. Literally
@genotheskeleton6258 Жыл бұрын
Best way I could describe it is, Akainu TOLERATES Kizaru
@KreyzAim2 жыл бұрын
That’ll be Sakazuki’s downfall. Kizaru has been underplaying his real ability.
@tacticalpacklimbo1292 жыл бұрын
Ironic how the guy made of light is blindly following akainu
@novamc7725 Жыл бұрын
Kizaru was blinded because hes light imagine flying everywhere being everywhere theres LIGHT!!!
@arandomfan47102 жыл бұрын
I'd say Akainu has a preference toward Kizaru due to his unclear justice (basically following orders with no personal motivation) basically in Akainu's eyes the perfect soldier
@headshotfaze93712 жыл бұрын
How can kizaru "blindly follow" when he gives himself light
@ashketchum92302 жыл бұрын
Makes sense he follows blindly, he's light which is seen but not felt like magma can be felt
@CRAZYSUPURS_FR Жыл бұрын
Kizaru looks like a member of the SO register
@voidanims2 жыл бұрын
I feel like there's a pun somewhere with the light powers and him following blindly
@goldenshower8210Ай бұрын
Akainu did like Kuzan as well , proof he didn't kill him and that's very rich if consider the fact he is psychopath who would obliterate just about anyone who does not share his sense of justice . the 3 of them (akainu , kizaru and kuzan )enrolled in navy together and Akainu values the strength they bring to the navy
@Dhdgcvnnnfx Жыл бұрын
Kizaru like his little brother
@kingslayer10862 жыл бұрын
I would say fujitora follows orders blindly.
@britemite90422 жыл бұрын
Nah he only looks up to his dice
@كلالاحمد-ش5د2 жыл бұрын
For somereason i think kizaru became marine for money
@milkweed81762 жыл бұрын
gotta get that weed money somehow
@johndear6199 Жыл бұрын
Bro sounds so unmotivated ☠️
@brettchristensen2828 Жыл бұрын
How ironic that the man who has the power of light is the more blind then fujitora
@chim89382 жыл бұрын
I still can’t believe that kizaru was fully confident by going to wano to fight kaido and big mom alone and akainu told him to stop but not because of the yonkos, but because of the samurai. Kizaru has to be extremely strong when he goes all out.
@supremeturtle11862 жыл бұрын
It's not the admirals don't have the strength to pose a threat to the yonko its just that you're risking your strongest asset to fight against something that you know for a fact is equally strong or stronger
@StarryPeasАй бұрын
I see who you are… You are my enemy… My enemy… You are my enemy…
@senpai20lk48 Жыл бұрын
I think Kizaru doesn't have a sense of justice For him being a marine is just a job and who do you follow if you have a job The Boss ofc
@calebdonaldson877010 ай бұрын
He probably trusted Sengoku while he was still fleet admiral. His boss, he kind of had to.
@SmortSquirtle Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: oda recently stated that kizaru became a admiral so he could afford lsd, weed and a shit ton of crystal meth
@da_real_grim Жыл бұрын
Akainu orders and Kizaru enforces
@Loss.Desires8 ай бұрын
32 years ago damn I didn't know they was up there in age like that
@veythegay2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but "blindly follows them" is funny to me
@Lucole Жыл бұрын
The monkey, the bull and the bird
@daynearmstrong2 жыл бұрын
I hate how we call his justice “unclear justice” like he doesn’t know his own sense of justice or something. Like naw it’s just unclear to us
@cry3852 жыл бұрын
Kizaru looks like Adam Sandler to me
@mook8799 Жыл бұрын
I still like the theory that Kizaru is part of the Revolutionary army
@theguywhoasked2957 Жыл бұрын
Lmao no He literally was about to kill luffy despite knowing he was the son of dragon
@finneandowney38922 жыл бұрын
Ha, the light guy blindly follows orders!
@brixtonystellepecayo5911 Жыл бұрын
Can he get much higher? Theory: Akainu is Kizaru's supplier and the cost is doing a job.
@Dz-is7rn Жыл бұрын
Sounds like my relationship with my dad
@Yashers902 жыл бұрын
When i saw the kizaru irl pic in the beginning i was like "YO HES BLACK"
@RebornV3 Жыл бұрын
Kizaru don't care but it's his job to do stuff so he does it
@imdayisruined11612 жыл бұрын
there's a way better way to phrase it, he's like a right hand man but he's also not
@ItachiUchiha_17242 жыл бұрын
They didn't join together 32 years ago
@ArtwellI10 ай бұрын
Wonder if Kizaru can control light to make himself invisible?
@turboflex19582 жыл бұрын
Kizaru is the biggest W in admiral
@devanarayanan94912 жыл бұрын
He is too high to oppose Akainu
@upd0g12 жыл бұрын
I know the actors they are based on are Japanese but kizaru and aokiji are brothas. Can’t convince me otherwise. Piccolo too 😂
@sponge84069 ай бұрын
Ironic now lmao
@housegamer10812 жыл бұрын
Well when we see the admiral all of them have there views of what is justice but not kizaru When he get orders he'll do it no matter if it right or not
@daveportillo15332 жыл бұрын
Imagine If they were pirates 😮💨
@exocetshimwanga51072 жыл бұрын
Well the admirals a psychology it will make a huge role in the end with sword because like it is said that there is absolute justice akainu who only see black and white then there is lazy justice aokiji who can see white in everything even wen they are evil and kizaru the unclear justice he see grey kizaru don’t follow blindly like in film reed he didn’t actually attack shanks after the haki outburst furthermore he didn’t actually kill the supernovas even though he could he more less do what he deem fit for the moment
@DryPastaGuy Жыл бұрын
They are secret lovers
@fiji1617 Жыл бұрын
For someone made out of light he isn't really bright