Al Takes Bud To The Nudie Bar | Married With Children

[@MarkyBillsonIV]

Quite possibly the greatest father-son moment in television history.

[@jorged.flores889]

This show was outstanding!. With all the whimpy bullshit going on today, this show would never exist. Truly sad.

[@silvergtotwinturbo9984]

@@jorged.flores889 Just glad I have all the MWC dvd's. I know, I know, but I grew up with the show.

[@orgoniteyahgoniteaustralia6888]

@@jorged.flores889 That's why I hope they don't reboot it. What's the bet it would be woke crap, Kelly would be a trans, Bud would be chasing dudes, Al would be a person of color & probably Peg would be the one with the job while Al played housewife.

[@oxxnarrdflame8865]

TV history, in man kind.

[@jorged.flores889]

@@orgoniteyahgoniteaustralia6888 Oh God!!!. I wouldn’t doubt that or worse!…🙄🤬👍🏻

[@charlespratt8663]

I used to think Married with Children was funny. Then I got married and had children. I now realize it was actually a public service anouncement.

[@donathon7303]

No doubt Charles... No doubt... Carpe Viva

[@covid19alpha2variantturboc7]

If so then the only funny PSA that ever existed

[@michellepetros8491]

That's something Al would say lol

[@carlosarceo7913]

😂😂😂so true

[@donaldpump3072]

God be with you!

[@theodorecarter6601]

Al is definitely the greatest father on television.

[@pernelldh]

Yeah, right!

[@ehmiranda10]

the real Father interpretation

[@pedrotrejo8118]

I think Jim from According to Jim is another one.

[@misterdog7]

A role model for all!

[@joetruth5924]

Al did what Ward Cleaver secretly wanted to do.

[@993ti]

The sign says 'no dwarf tossing'. I love this show!

[@FlixCreEightR]

lol

[@sarkaniemi]

I noticed that too. But what's perhaps more interesting is that the sign also says "No phones". This was like in the early 1990s or perhaps late 1980s, where few people had cell phones. Back then they were called cell phones, not smartphones, and you couldn't use them to take pictures. They had no in-built cameras back then. So it's a bit interesting that the sign says "No phones" although you couldn't use them to take pictures then. Only talking, but I don't see how/if that would be annoying.

[@Timmeh010]

@@sarkaniemi may be they wanted people to use a payphone there and cellphones were lost revenue plus annoying to others

[@sarkaniemi]

@@Timmeh010 Sounds reasonable.

[@nyy190343]

@@sarkaniemi It meant no payphones. Back then people would go into places just to use the payphone

[@remo27]

"6 bucks is too much money to spend on any woman!!! " The wisdom, passed down through the ages...brings a tear to my eye.

[@buffalopatriot]

Al's whole paycheck.

[@eugeniosabater8449]

A very good advice indeed!

[@ruskiydude9987]

Feminists of today are facing at least a week of sleepless nights and therapy sessions after hearing that sentence.

[@markrosenquist8259]

Damn I wish I would have known that one🤦🏼‍♂️

[@cfvgd]

@@ruskiydude9987 why? i dont think they want men to spend money on women. Women earn their own money! ;)

[@joetruth5924]

There will never be another show like this.

[@johnzabik270]

You are so right...can you imagine if Married with Children came out now...the uproar from the females

[@PHANTOMZ0NE]

@@johnzabik270 It would never be made now. It couldn't be.

[@yogidemis8513]

I know, I'm just grateful I was living in the of MWC. Those were the golden years.

[@alexmcdowell8868]

@@PHANTOMZ0NE that's sad glad I grew up with this show and my mom let me watch it

[@krthrvy]

NEVER!

[@UnchainedAmerica]

Ed O'Neill is one of the most overlooked actors in TV history. He got such a gift for acting.

[@Angyali]

Well, this show did make him famous. He said in several interviews, that his anonimity was gone with the success of MWC.

[@alexcorona]

What do you mean overlooked? He was famous in the 80/90s for MWC and then again in the 2000s for Modern Family. Literally 30 years of fame and awards?

[@Donathon-qx8kq]

He played both Popeye Doyle and Joe Friday... just saying

[@UnchainedAmerica]

@@alexcorona people tend to forget who he is.

[@wellroundedsound2422]

Maybe overlooked but still payed handsomely...

[@garthwhitely9012]

God tier Television Classic, I’m saddened that there will never be a great show like married with children ever again. Long live the 80’s and 90’s

[@ZoKitchen]

That’s what i like .. great show!!

[@TheYeahhBoys2024]

@shutup just shutup just joking,

[@garthwhitely9012]

@shutup if it bothers you so much that people like me live in the past, why post anything. And why are you on here anyway lol seems like you want attention. I love the past and if you don’t that’s cool but complaining about it does nothing for you

[@StarPlatinumV]

@shutup Tell me a modern day show that is better than Married with Children, then I will agree with you.

[@dwaynemalone7944]

@shutup When you comments like this, you need to take your own advice and grow up yourself!

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

Finally, something wholesome to watch on a Sunday morning.

[@memy4460]

I am also watching it Sunday morning while breakfast. 🙂

[@mediocreman2]

That just shows you how much to the left we've moved when MWC is considered wholesome lol. Thank goodness for KZbin so we can enjoy this stuff.

[@ETERNALCYCLES]

Its Sunday again

[@Valentine404]

Also Sunday morning 😂

[@jaysinger535]

Best father and son moment Al and Bud ever had. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marioiacolucci]

I cried

[@yusefshakur669]

@@marioiacolucci the same too

[@marioiacolucci]

@@yusefshakur669 hey buddy I miss the show love al and bud and Kelly

[@Streeknine]

"Did you hear my boy say take it off" hahaha Al's so proud.

[@donaldparlett5789]

There will never be another show like Married with Children. it was the best

[@elijahtorres2688]

Sitcoms nowadays are DEAD. After the 2000’s, they lose their glory…

[@EagleOneM1953]

Woke took care of that... and a lot of other things that involves humor...

[@garypease7414]

The wisdom of Al Bundy! Always a classic!

[@albuendormir5264]

"It is demeaning for the dancers" What a gentleman.

[@chrissilvester5663]

One of the best shows ever created. Such a shame we now live in a world where comedy gold like this is no longer tolerated. Long live the 80s & 90s

[@soulfulfool]

priceless times !

[@eviltom17]

Which is why I don't bother watching TV anymore.

[@chrissilvester5663]

@@eviltom17 I haven't watched TV in God knows how long tbh

[@thecommonsenseconservative5576]

One woman in Michigan almost got this show cancelled. Learn some history

[@cedricross2991]

Everything was COOLER back in the 80's and early 90's ❤😂!!!

[@StBarts-cb7vt]

EVERYTHING! I’m glad I got to experience the 80s and 90s! I miss it!

[@matthewfarmer6830]

Married with Children is my all time favorite show, I remember all the episodes from 1987-1997. There will never be another show like this, this show is a one of a kind. Thanks for sharing 📺

[@groupersti]

Now...how long you think this type of atmosphere would last today.....THE PILOT(but honestly wouldn't make it to your tv screen(man i miss the 80's).....that's it.

[@brianbickle7395]

Too many snowflakes nowadays

[@pelimies1818]

If you remember ’em all; in which episode is this from: ”It’s a Kaesar!”

[@pelimies1818]

@Jim Smith Correcto! You’ll win the Jim Jupiter Juice Shaker!

[@lucky889s9]

Sunday night. On fox. Right after in living colors and the simpsons. Great way to end the week

[@frankward8003]

Such a awesome show..30 years later and it still makes me laugh...nothing on TV these days brings on the laughs like Married with Children still does

[@monkeyfishfrog9739]

Al Bundy is a national treasure!

[@jumahbrady670]

Facts 💯

[@bobbydigital_BobbyinLA]

2:47 look at the sign that says "House Rules", at the bottom it says "No Dwarf tossing".... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 God I really miss this show!!!!

[@BHALT0S]

and that means 2 things.

[@edspencer7121]

Bud learned the valuable lesson of money in/money out. Happy birthday Bud!

[@cwjohnson1356]

When the world could take a joke miss those days

[@jayizquierdo9534]

things will boomerang back in time.

[@johnpalacios8281]

I hope so

[@misterdog7]

@@jayizquierdo9534 Doubt it the loonies are running the asylum

[@gumshoe7237]

# me to

[@clearcreek69]

"Sit anywhere you want" & Bud gets a view that'll last forever.

[@Jaundice__]

“Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman” I died!!!!

[@stonecold8778]

1 buck is too much.

[@sunnydays4966]

Actually back then $1 for a part of a stage dance was not uncommon, $3 to $10 for a table dance during her off stage time. And $20 was vip. Now vip is $20 to 40. There no table dance at most clubs and expect pay more than $6 expect to few dollar at time.

[@Jaundice__]

@@sunnydays4966 Or you know, just don't go.

[@sunnydays4966]

@@Jaundice__ every club different, the show was the early 90's. In 2002's I was goingbut start going up in 2017. Do to be falsely arrested because could blow thing because don't drink alcohol at those places. It also nude woman don't turn me on now I need more.

[@ictpilot]

@@Jaundice__ Still worth the money!

[@granapictures8042]

I must've seen this episode at least a dozen+ times in syndication back in the early 90s. Classic episode, bar fight at the end is hilarious...

[@davenc8527]

Yet another moment in television that they could never make in 2022.

[@LiLgPnoy15]

You'll never see another show like this, ever!!

[@johnzabik270]

Oh the days of being young and having fun..😭😭

[@metube9541]

The greatest father ever.

[@kennethpeel1018]

Probably the best comedy america ever produced

[@miguel_c10]

This is why having a father figure is so important.

[@jumahbrady670]

Facts 💯

[@rexburman48]

Al was one of my father figures growing up...

[@rogersmith7396]

MAGA Forever.

[@jasminnemcdonald94A]

Best Father and Son moment ever!

[@Xes_Lana]

The best show to ever to grace tv and nothing will ever beat it

[@ShaighJosephson]

The last great sitcom... Those were the days... 🙂🙂🙂

[@edgarfrank5712]

The Benny Hill Show and Married with Children are timeless comedy TV classics 😊

[@hdelmas1]

The Nudie Bar rhymes are always the best in this show! Even I had to come up with one of my own rhymes 😂

[@gumshoe7237]

lol the Nudie bar , where you talk like a sailor and wish you could nail her . - Al Bundy

[@robertrodriguez787]

Were the are Flat , but the women ain't Flat . At the Nudie Bar.

[@robertrodriguez787]

How come Jefferson didn't go to the Nudie Bar

[@davidebasinger2997]

I have to say it was a proud moment for my Dad to take me to a nudie bar when I turned 18. Moment to never forget....

[@Episode_13]

Horrendous

[@BH-gt5gy]

My dad took me when i was 12. That was awesome.

[@philkennedy5758]

@@BH-gt5gy that's a permanent physiological trauma if you witness this kind of experience when you are so immature

[@j86485]

Tell me you're white without telling me you're white

[@michaeld.uchiha9084]

@@philkennedy5758 Bullshit, i think it was a joke. Even with a parent i dont think they let you in before youre alteast 16.

[@everready19373]

The best TV dad, ever!!!

[@theblindguardian3673]

Best sitcom in human history!!!

[@sirich7751]

Watching these old clips bring joys to my work day.

[@PokerJeezus]

I love the "No Dwarf Tossing" on the house rules sign in the background

[@yardmansurfer]

Haha,,, peoples, did you see the sign by the steps,in the back that says "No Dwarf Tossing", haha man this is a classic. I love this show....still to this day.

[@63mckenzie]

The things this show got away with was incredible.

[@mycroft16]

Because it was extreme satire. Didn't hurt that it was before a lot of religious people got their undies in a bind and started pushing for decency laws on TV especially during prime time.

[@amberlopez7477]

Al's a good father.

[@marcelpop5840]

Yes 😁🤟

[@contentstarved991]

You’re a good woman.

[@BrianKorn-xo4xc]

Hi

[@BrianKorn-xo4xc]

How are you doing

[@BrianKorn-xo4xc]

How old are you

[@-chase-]

i miss this show ,, good times 👊

[@cjempire1188]

I miss This show.. I never missed a episode sense it's debut.. that Al vs Marcy rivalry was one my favorite tv rivalries😂

[@dogsinspace3536]

she flappin like a chicken...lol

[@benbeaumont7570]

Real life too

[@peteyou2325]

"Where you see their butts,, and their traps stay shut!" LOL!

[@robertrodriguez787]

Were there Butts are loose , and your hand are loose 😂

[@Hawkathon]

At the nudie bar!😂😂😂

[@ulrichschnier307]

"Six bucks is too much money to spend on ANY woman." That's Red Pill wisdom RIGHT THERE ... :)

[@jacobbogner9043]

said about 30 years ago when that phrase didn't exist

[@theberserkersrage9717]

AaamEennn🙏 Brother.

[@chrishall6617]

10,00 spend any woman I want

[@jimmydean9204]

People need to understand that 6 bucks back then was a lot more then it is now.

[@rayjohnson2387]

@@jnielsen1956 still too much 🤣

[@molajat6133]

Lol 😅 🤣 😆 Al Bundy is a legend

[@Forced2DoThis1]

Al's many moments of prose are one of my favorite things about Married With Children!

[@GTFBITK]

Imagine this show running today. Yes I laugh at the thought too. 🤣

[@tommywiseau1433]

2:30 als laugh is so contagious

[@sumtingwong51770]

going to a live taping of this show ( episode when Buck died ) in high school was such a memorable experience.

[@gumshoe7237]

that would of been something to see live ..

[@TheYeahhBoys2024]

If you’re think Al Bundy The Man Thumbs Up 👍

[@Davepool-hs7vr]

👍🏻

[@OGM3xYutuber24]

👍🏽

[@arnowinnertz]

2:52 the sign in the background, point one: hilarious!

[@KnowingEyes]

The last one is pretty good too, lol.

[@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987]

No Phone's to they didn't have cell 📱 phones yet

[@Enigma1788]

@@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987 Wrong. Look up the Motorola DynaTAC 8000X. Introduced in 1983 and sold until 1994. Back then $4K got you roughly 30 minutes of talk time on a battery that took about 9-10 hours to charge. They existed, but were far more of a status symbol more than anything back then. It wasn't until the introduction of 2G networks and the first commercial use lithium ion batteries in the early 90s that the tech slowly became more affordable and common.

[@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987]

@@Enigma1788 GD looking out. They had military phone's where I was in Germany at this time

[@9melissal]

No dwarf tossing hahaha

[@johns3491]

Lots of valuable life lessons in this 5 minute clip!

[@MichaelCasey1988]

My old man did this for me on my 21st. Great mammaries

[@fendermon]

Here's to the mammaries. 👍

[@stevetemple1616]

😜

[@ominousparallel3854]

🍈 🍈

[@idrinkyourmilkshake1882]

I see what ya did there

[@anthonyhill4639]

Mammaries? Don't you mean memor....ohhhhhh

[@Ninjanimegamer]

Al gets a tear in his eye when bud yells take it off. 😂😂😂😂

[@ariadneschild8460]

This show knew how to do satire, what a treasure and a rarity.

[@mycroft16]

Even back in the day a lot of people completely missed the satire and took the show at face value. Which has always been amazing considering just how over the top and on the nose the satire is in the show. I don't even want to know what people nowadays would do.

[@ariadneschild8460]

@@mycroft16 people are so dim sometimes lol, I agree I can't imagine how audiences would react now.

[@mediocreman2]

It was satire against traditional sitcoms. It wasn't intended to be satire on its own. There are some good interviews from the producers that explain it.

[@redfox14-ffox]

Al Bundy for Father of the Year award, guy's a living legend 😃

[@everardoalba]

At 1:30, Al looks so proud and happy!

[@herestenbucks9955]

And at 3:31...🥲

[@ezaye1991]

Al & Bud kill me whenever they do the single tear wipe 😂

[@jojosmooth999]

Al The best Dad ever👍🏼

[@gabrielros1]

This series is godamn CLASSIC.

[@16nowhereman]

I wished I had a friend like Al.

[@ryanstevenson6473]

Best show ever, hands down.

[@VictorMoreno-fh8bl]

I remember watching this episode when I was 10 or something.After that I always told my dad I wanna go to the nudie bar for my 18th birthday. I turned 18 back in September and we actually went with one of his buddies. They made my childhood dream come true 😂😂😂

[@ZeroOmega-vg8nq]

Thats a good dad

[@728yamaha]

That's just good parenting right there

[@ASSASSIN19923]

4:10 generosity of Bundy never reached these limits

[@AtheisticEuphoria]

Al is the best kind of dad a boy could ever wish for 😂

[@philneliusharris4189]

Al Bundy is the GOAT. I’m proud to call him my spirit animal.

[@benwu7980]

What I like about this clip, is it doesn't exactly demean the ladies working, but some that visit the clubs, but subtlety.

[@mycroft16]

Every single episode of this show was top tier satire. It went out of its way to do it. And still so many missed it.

[@mediocreman2]

​@@mycroft16It was satire against traditional sitcoms. It wasn't intended to be satire on its own. There are some good interviews from the producers that explain it.

[@shawnwilt7196]

Life lesson at the end. If you ain't got the money, they ain't got the time

[@ChatGPT1111]

Yep, you can only rent em, whether your married, dating or....well you know. They say the vows fully knowing the minute you get sick or anything causes you to miss a paycheck, they're gone.

[@Morgil27]

My dad did the same thing for me when I turned 21. Best birthday of my life.

[@daveyJ213]

This brings back hilarious and fun memories. Our family used to watch Married With Children all the time. During this episode my pre-teen son asked what a nudie-bar was. I told him is was a place where men go to pay money to watch women take off their clothes and dance. Best father answer I could give at the time without getting to graphic. I'll never forget it. His next words were, "Why would anyone do that?" I managed to keep my composure. I told him. "Ask me again son when you are 18 years old". True story; he never did. The innocence was youth. What a blessing.

[@idrinkyourmilkshake1882]

Must be nice growing up with a dad. Your son is lucky.

[@ariadneschild8460]

That's wholesome.

[@daveyJ213]

@@idrinkyourmilkshake1882 He was blessed. When you endeavor to parent, and you want to do it correctly, it takes all of your time and love. Your life is not your own for at least 18 years; I'm sure I'm preaching to the choir. Amazingly, sometimes he actually feels guilty for having grown up with two parents. Some of his best friends did not. He says he was given an unfair advantage. I had to talk him out of that mindset. I tell him just go with what you were given and make the best of it; be always thankful; all good gifts come down from the Father above. He's doing well out there. Thanks for replying; your simple comment really touched my heart. Take care, Detective John Kimble - thanks for your service.

[@Nall412]

I remember when my father took me to my first nudie bar and bought my first lap dance.

[@ketfoen]

He probably forgot or went with his friends 😄

[@soulfulfool]

legendary tv show, it never gets old :)

[@the_bogeyman.]

"6 bucks is too much money to spend on any woman" 🤣

[@Elpatojito1109]

Six gallons of gasoline almost full tank on those years😂😂😂😂😂

[@eriknordqvist9016]

We need new tv shows just like this these days...

[@More-Cowbell-SlideGuitar-Harp]

2:46 the last strip club rule - No Dwarf Tossing, is absolute gold lolll

[@robmartin1691]

"Take it off." *wipes tear from eye*

[@chrisjohnson6138]

Best sitcom

[@Asiansxsymbol]

Bud had awesome hair! And it'd still be in fashion today.

[@Z-Mikes00]

2:47 Those house rules are hilarious

[@carlosr8680]

Classic masterpiece of comedy.

[@msk3905]

One of my favorite episodes, i still quote the “…. at the nudity bar” speech all these years later!

[@hershelkrustowsky7684]

I remember at the end they even had a bar fight so all in all an 18th. birthday party in style!!

[@andres24x]

Esta gran serie debería transmitirse en Netflix...

[@tera_mitchy_yt6798]

Good idea

[@bellabear653]

It would be shut down Netflix is being forced to get rid of shows like that.

[@redacted2275]

Are there still people who beg to Netflix? Get a grip, people.

[@FlixCreEightR]

My grandmother loved this show

[@trashpanda2312]

anyone else catch the last house rule? lol and is anyone else surprised Bud blew his whole wad in less than 10 seconds....

[@gumshoe7237]

yes , and no..

[@mannykhan7752]

This show is so old....like it was from a different century.

[@scottgould6590]

“Six bucks is too much to spend on any woman.” I think they know this. Thats why they always order a salad. 😂😂

[@tpndgo2061]

That is because don't want to pass stinky farts later .

[@FlixCreEightR]

LOL!

[@Bigfoot-px9gj]

I remember when my Dad took me to the Nudie Bar. Oh, wait. That was an Allman Brothers Band concert. Still a life changing event. :)

[@adamh6059]

After all, even with all the fights.. al really loved is family and was a good father He would destroy anyone hu heart them..

[@namrufmot]

@Edwin Exactly correct… He was resigned to his fate…

[@kirk783]

The best relationship father and son, it is his son special day, it is a Bundy’s cycle of life 😂

[@soggykid5580]

I love how Al made a reservation at a nudie bar

[@SeaGullArt]

this brings back so many fond memories - well, a few , anyway

[@davidtalany2153]

Greatest Dad ever!

[@hughphil]

Bundy for President 2024.

[@sludgy4468]

I wonder how many takes it took for them to film this without breaking out laughing?

[@cornerspeed92]

Love the show.