Al Bundy's Best Insults

Married with Children best insults

[@karathibodeaux8540]

We laughed at this and had a good sense of humor. Now everyone gets butt hurt. Those were the days...

[@whitewolfsounds2273]

True

[@nthgth]

@Chris Jovi it's our problem too. It means they can't be as funny on TV. And it indirectly means a societal trend where people are softer and colder, and weaker.

[@thatpart2543]

Exactly

[@RawHemi1]

@Chris Jovi p

[@lorenzomoore6398]

Yes Lord.

[@swordmonkey5932]

Bundy was a warrior against Karen's ahead of his time

[@K4R3N]

Now just hold on a minute

[@colehampton4579]

Haha

[@cesarramos1038]

Karens will never get close to Al Bundy. He will tear them up. Al is the best

[@parkdaniel3980]

Don't use karen in this

[@cesarramos1038]

My licence plate says ALBUNDY

[@kylegremillion7581]

The "I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got half a tank" insult is still one of the most legendary jokes ever delivered.

[@abeed87]

Is that the law offices of Hagen and das is my favorite 😂

[@gmatuz8276]

You're asking a lot of the sun is another! 😂

[@belleriffraff]

Rodney Dangerfield said it in the 1970s.

[@wayneasiam65]

And when he missed..."With every shot so far."

[@frankmoscarelljr4624]

“You’re asking an awful lot of the sun” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@practicaldeen5333]

I'm dying....

[@williamjohnsoniii338]

The man who fights and wins against Karens. The hero we need nowadays.

[@jasoncarr8933]

Amen brother.

[@damonclark5742]

No Karen on earth stands a chance against Al Bundy.😂

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Let’s all agree to use Al Bundy’s words against all Karens

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

@@diabolusvincit and a fair number of karens are on the heavier side of things. I’ve heard stories of karens who were just one bend at the waist away from tearing their too tight yoga pants to shreds

[@That-Guy-79]

NO MAAM!

[@jonny22kil15]

Many people forget that al bundy scored 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk high

[@Aryon1969]

Kelly sure did when it mattered the most.

[@wildgrem]

dude is a legend

[@milescallamy6815]

His knee was down!

[@rileygoodread3415]

And he really DID PLAY Football in College. University of Pennsylvania. He was the VERY LAST player cut from the Pittsburgh Steeler's, on the LAST day of 'Pre-Season.'

[@ntal5859]

Then he met Peggy Wanker, and it was all down hill.

[@eggroll0857]

When I was 14, I laugh cause it's funny Now I'm 34, I laugh cause it's true.

[@edwardgaines6561]

It's just like the Homer Simpson parable. When you were younger, you laughed at him. When you're older, you pretty much *are* him

[@nowthatsjustducky]

And it is still funny.

[@Bert_de_Wit]

@@nowthatsjustducky It ABSOLUTELY is still funny. Timeless jokes!

[@franchisesapa7790]

Profound statement

[@quantaluxvision]

I laugh now because it's funny, but inside I cry because he's got a better life than myself and a lot of other Americans. Hell, Al at least OWNS his home.

[@jonroland2702]

I love how Jefferson always busts a gut when Al cracks a joke at Marcy 🤣🤣

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@michaelmauch7914]

You beat me to it🤣

[@maugel0]

Well congatulations Marcy, I didn't know your'e expected

[@willowbrooks]

​@@michaelmauch7914😂 same

[@darnellharris159]

Horrible boyfriend hahahaha

[@11DNA11]

The world needs Al Bundy more than ever.

[@stevenmartinek4419]

Amen sir!Amen.

[@jyow-xe7pw]

Red Foreman for President Al Bundy for Vice President 2024

[@trextrextrex]

AMEN!

[@paulsoaresjr12345678]

I AGREE ESPECIALLY NOW

[@ACE93BLA]

aaaaamen!

[@TheLastOfTheFinest80]

"Married With Children" along with the character of Al Bundy is one of those reminders of why the 90s is indeed the last great decade.

[@atvbass10]

I’ve always said the same thing. I know most people say their decade was the best that they grew up in, but I def agree that the 90’s was literally the last decade that kids got to grow up without social media, narcissistic morons taking videos/pics of themselves, politically correct bull shit being shoved in your face. I’m so thankful I was born in ‘92.

[@kri249]

Sadly this is true. I remember we always thought the new millennium would bring bigger and better things and we never appreciated what we had. Now that I've seen what the future has to offer I want a damn refund.

[@mitchellaines9219]

Absolutediddly , me kids were born in that great decade.

[@Vulpas]

I agree. Early '00s was okay, but it just became a shitshow almost overnight.

[@TheLastOfTheFinest80]

@Bret White I was born in '80, and believe me I would sell my soul to the devil relieve 1992 to 1999.

[@JesusChrist-xb7jq]

I actually own a NO MA’AM shirt. A young girl at work got “offended” by it. Mission complete.

[@zxKAOS1]

She could've just countered with a FANG shirt of her own :D

[@damageincorporatedmetal43v73]

Cheese & Rice !!!

[@KarlaHolland]

Maybe if you gave her context for the shirt, she wouldn't have been so offended

[@JesusChrist-xb7jq]

@@KarlaHolland I did. Her reply was “so because it is from a tv show, I’m not supposed to be offended?”.

[@gen4john660]

I wore one on base in the Navy and was reprimanded.

[@d.c.barker]

1 2 3 4...you're gonna fall through the floor. 🤣

[@taracollins5597]

BEST. LINE. EVER!

[@dominiquepowell3158]

😂

[@ccreature3927]

I like how Jefferson always cracks up behind Marcy's back

[@bd1zzle]

c creature I honestly don’t think it was suppose to happen

[@johnbrown3011]

Yes it was- he did it every time.

[@RyuBlack93]

c creature Jefferson was funny, but always liked Steve Rhodes better... he just fit better.

[@aekfuturewriter13]

Me too!

[@therealflamelit]

Steve was that dude

[@jaimhaas5170]

Honestly this is funnier than anything being shown on TV now.

[@willowsverge3046]

YES!

[@shuipsezairi6527]

Can’t put anything like this on tv now

[@joeldukes303]

That’s not hard. This is pure gold though

[@shadowmoth9158]

Everyone apart from fat people agree

[@willowsverge3046]

@@shadowmoth9158 i am a fat person. If you cant laugh at yourself (and your present conditions or circumstances), youre in bad shape. A few fat jokes dont have the power to tear my self confidence down. I wont let them. I love to laugh and refuse to stop because of politically correct bull$h!t.

[@atribecalledjudah5436]

I’m officially in the Al Bundy stage of my life. I feel every word he says.

[@marcojansen9599]

It won't go anymore ..!

[@jjf1986AZ]

You and me both brother

[@Pinkranger87]

Same

[@sarahjulianne2954]

The next stage is when they're not even worth it anymore. Look forward to it. It's a very peaceful.

[@ninaelsbethgustavsen2131]

Then. Never wear sandals... Stiletto heels hurt !!! 👠👠👠👠👠👠💋

[@cisco95021]

Never missed an episode of truly unapologetic comedy, one of the greatest sitcoms of all time.

[@jamessager5358]

Total Blue Collar, like when we were allowed to have fun.

[@xenu3618]

Same, was so disappointed when they canceled the show

[@stevengators]

I agree I hated TV years ago I cut the cord and toss the set out the freaking window, during a fight with my mate, I seen married with children at my friend's house the next day, the following day after that I purchased a brand new set, Just for Al Bundy!!! Hahaha yeah

[@jamessager5358]

@@stevengators Wow, did he see it coming or did it land on him?

[@wheelInmotion430]

This show would’ve been cancelled in the first season now

[@tntmac2705]

Ed O'Neill is a comic genius. His expressions alone spoke volumes.

[@ninaelsbethgustavsen2131]

Yeah... If only he'd had a volume button ! 🙄

[@KonElKent]

And a truly underrated dramatic actor. He was so good in the remake of Dragnet.

[@jarlairess]

Idk.... the actors were pretty good too. Especially at 5:50

[@christianhafer9819]

Agreed.

[@Puschit1]

I think all of them were great actors

[@Bram25]

"How dare you say that in my face?!" I would say it behind your back, but my car only has half a tank of gas. The.Best.Line.In. A. Comedy. EVER!

[@kushdubey1111]

I didn't get it. Please explain

[@PSYCHOV3N0M]

@@kushdubey1111 You're joking right??? He implied she's so fat that he doesn't have enough gas in his car to drive around her fat body in order to reach behind her back.

[@mirceaalexandrescu5552]

Epic 😂😂😂😂

[@Rj-yr1br]

I agree

[@jacksonmehoff4963]

For sure best ever !!

[@donjuandelanoootch]

As kid I watched it for Kelly. Now that I’m 34 I watch it for Al. 😂😂

[@boltzmannbrain6607]

You still watch it for kelly you nonce

[@donjuandelanoootch]

@@boltzmannbrain6607 nonce nice where did you find that man back in 1983???

[@nurfuerverrueckte]

39. Still watching for Kelly.

[@boltzmannbrain6607]

@@nurfuerverrueckte bro she was 15 yo. Thats foul

[@elaineewalt8137]

@@boltzmannbrain6607 Lol, as if YOU don't take a gander at her...lol 🤣😂

[@mistydolphin2524]

Al bundy is a treasure. His insults never get old. We need more shows like this nowadays.

[@markl8216]

Today’s generation has missed out on true comedy! Al Bundy was the man 87-97!

[@charliegeraldjr5926]

I did watched this from 87-97

[@ElectricianTS]

I was chasing a hair on my screen. It was your avatar... 🤣🙄😁

[@Shaolingy]

U r wrong he still is man 87 - eternity

[@bjusticeforever]

Much respect for he large ladies who acted opposite of Al. They took his insults and performed admirably.

[@heywoodjerbloume]

Love how Al shames the fatties.

[@greenderp]

it seemed like they had the same lady come in to the shoe store a couple of times lol

[@joeyjamison5772]

@@greenderp She was a glutton for punishment. Actually, she was probably a glutton for most anything!

[@scottheaton8469]

"Does this dress make me look fat?" "No, it's the fat that makes you look fat."

[@psychedelicfright85]

How dare you say that to my face! "Well I'd say it behind your back, but my car only has a half a tank of gas." Lol. That one is just priceless.

[@zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz]

I love how Jefferson cracks up behind Marcy's back every time Al makes fun of her, lol.

[@IzziedeD]

yesss! he just couldnt keep it inside

[@magicmulder]

I wonder how anyone can stay in character even when they know the lines in advance.

[@matthew8153]

Why do women live longer? Because the men die of laughter.

[@NoahBodze]

Every time.

[@tonywinters4122]

OMG yes Jefferson was awesome, always cracking up at Al's jokes!

[@nunya3461]

The “I would but I only have 1/2 a tank of gas!” Is probably one of my all time favorites 🤣🤣🤣

[@mixedprincess91]

I’ve never understood that one.

[@ryanm4013]

@@mixedprincess91Because she is so fat he would need to drive around her

[@stuartculshaw5342]

@@mixedprincess91 Its a fat joke. "How dare you say that to my face" "I'd say it behind your back but I only have 1/2 a tank of gas".

[@mixedprincess91]

@@stuartculshaw5342 It still doesn’t make sense, though.

[@stuartculshaw5342]

@@mixedprincess91 He's saying that she is so fat he would need more than half a tank of gas to drive around to the back of her.

[@chrisbarton6760]

“Well I’d say it to your face but my car only has half a tank of gas” 🤣🤣🤣

[@markenglish78]

Best line ever!

[@kmart111]

@@markenglish78 i dont get it

[@Jonas_Aa]

@@kmart111 To get away far enough for her not hear he would have to drive more than a half a tank of gas because she is so big.

[@zombieshoot4318]

@@kmart111 “Well I’d say it to your back but my car only has half a tank of gas” is the right quote. And it's Bundy saying she's so fat he'd have to drive there but he'd run out of gas on the way since he only has a half tank.

[@TheUnseenPath]

@@kmart111 Al is saying that the woman is so fat that if he were to insult her behind her back, and she'd hear him, he''d need a full tank of gas to out speed her but since he's got half a tank she'd catch up to him.

[@Alex73154]

The writing on this show was unbelieveable.

[@isakjohansson7134]

@trha2222 i think he meant it was good

[@leesanders1407]

Yes ..unbelievably bad …Americans think irony is like goldie and bronzie…😙

[@petten33]

Best show, ever.🖤

[@ddelaney712]

The days before political correctness. Bliss.

[@bmoshareholderappleshareho855]

I was watching an episode of Taxi once. This young couple were on a taxi date. All of a sudden the girl blurts out, "If you had a car, we wouldn't be here." Then the guy retorted, "If I had a car, I wouldn't be with you. I would be with Wendy".

[@bobbydouglass1813]

sad, isn't it

[@tsvetomirsheev3882]

This man had the best insults in all of sitcom history

[@lijo4518]

They are still funny as hell..."chicken lady" omg 🤣

[@jaybarnes8720]

Him and Sophia from Golden Girls are tied

[@ElZo1212o]

My favorite part of all this is that when he insults Marcie, Jefferson laughs. EVERY TIME.

[@aaronwhalen6433]

One of the best jokes in the show is when Jefferson is looking for Marcy in a line for Santa.... he shakes a few little boys and asks "Marcy"? lmfao. Cracks me up everytime.

[@Crash-Rest-Yummy]

@@aaronwhalen6433 looool

[@whosyourdaddy842]

It's a pity for old Jefferson. He's known as a show killer. Every show he winds up on dies within a year or two. I actually don't mind watching him. He's pretty funny in a few of the shows he's been in that I've seen.

[@OwlGreene]

The real joke was that Marcie was f**k**g hot, tho.

[@adammatlack4667]

@@OwlGreene I was thinking that too. The only thing Al was right about was that she did look a little bit like a boy.

[@CaseysTrains]

I almost forgot how savage Al Bundy was. Damn I need to watch this again.

[@butchpfaf4358]

Nicholette Casey Savagly funny!!If you have man child,raise him in the Bundy tradition,lest he turn out gender fluid!

[@deandoxtator7137]

Nicholette Casey wish I had a wife like u to watch it with

[@ishyreddi13]

I don’t know Niles the Butler from the Nanny pretty close 😂

[@spadeghostvampire7777]

Hulu

[@sillywillie5076]

@@deandoxtator7137 smooth...

[@driftlesstroutdude7100]

Al Bundy is the man the world needs in these dark times. NO MA'AM

[@MtHoodMikeZ]

National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood

[@albundy6008]

I still proudly wear my NO MA'AM T-shirt!!

[@TamaraInTanzania]

One of my favorite shows as a kid...and I probably didn't understand half the jokes. As an adult this is gold

[@IsadorCz]

Same here. Its still one of my favorites as adult too

[@billyjoseph5486]

Facts

[@zombiedodge1426]

I saw an interview with Ed O'Neill in which he says the other actors reading for the part of Al Bundy played him angry and constantly on edge, like Jackie Gleason in The Honeymooners. Ed decided to portray him like one of his uncles, who acted completely beaten down by life and dead inside, and it worked.

[@doughesson]

His portrayal of a mercenary in"The Dogs of War" carried the entire movie.

[@topher3127]

I saw a video of this, they asked the other actors to react when the dog got hit by a car. All angry. But Ed, was like "Where's my dinner"

[@JT_8283]

I'm the 69th liker

[@naughtyvalues]

I’m so glad Ed got the part, nobody else could have brought that character to life

[@zombiedodge1426]

@@doughesson His *most* iconic performance is in "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane" as Lt. Amos, former lead singer of Disco Express, the only white disco band that mattered.

[@CookinginRussia]

Back when America still had a sense of humour.

[@atklm1]

google inc Which leaves more available women for straight guys, yet they have less sex and live with their parents in their 30's and watch porn.

[@jayjay4681]

I hear ya......omg i miss that show! I just busted up at all of these but had forgotten the last one with the top 10 things to Marcy! ROFL my ass off!

[@zapkvr]

Persian MGTOW like the draft dodger Reagan yeah you moron

[@zapkvr]

CookinginRussia are you for real? Two words son. President Trump

[@CookinginRussia]

So you elected him because he was funny, or he's loads of fun for you now?

[@billrafferty6552]

He’d be canceled in a quarter of a second today but in my opinion he’s one of the funniest characters of all time.

[@mikeivey7167]

Shows like this would NOT even be considered by the networks for airing! Greatest SITCOM EVER!

[@jefflancaster4423]

He also scored 4 touchdowns in a single game at Polk high. Formed no MA'AM. Married a true babe and raised a true babe. Y'all please don't be hating on me and tell me Al Bundy is not a real person. Just like this years 40th birthday party where my drunken cousin told me Santa is not real .The spirit of Al Bundy lives within all of us.

[@schven0112]

That's why I don't watch much tv today. And stopped watching "The Simpsons" Pussy's have taken over.

[@freddie-fucknmercury891]

@@jefflancaster4423 he's quick with a gun, but he loves his son. Psy-cho Dad!

[@jefflancaster4423]

@@freddie-fucknmercury891 he shot his wife cause she had cold. But she was getting old. Psycho Dad!

[@sweeptheleg.]

I love how Jefferson quietly cracks up behind Marcy's back. 😂😂

[@gavinsouza8019]

"with every bullet so far" has to be one of the best dime drops in human history when it comes to insults

[@bradclendening8082]

I lived with a girlfriend who Said that to me and I almost died laughing

[@robertcolontonio7775]

That was one of my favorite lines from the show, the other favorite line was "Women. can't live with em can't leave em out the woods for dead."

[@DBarns7]

That was a witty one. The other was when the heavy woman at the beach said she wanted an all over tan. Al replied: 'Well, you're asking a lot of the sun.'. I was in stitches with that one.

[@Englishsea24]

"Did you miss me?" "With every bullet so far"😂 That was my fave one

[@broncos8664]

Lol I died laughing

[@lijo4518]

These never get old

[@falcon4548]

Al .. what’s that toilet have that I don’t? A job ! 😂😂😂😂

[@lynnmartz8739]

I remember the one he told Peg "either feed me or eat me I just wanna be part of the food chain'.

[@Grinlathak]

Modern family can't even begin to touch this level of funny.

[@dannythomas417]

But Futurama could. Sons of Anarchy, not so much.

[@Olderaccount17]

Or any level for that matter.

[@gerardmcmillan8591]

2 different types of comedy.

[@annaal7480]

@@gerardmcmillan8591 never liked it, always thought it was rough and making fun of people is not funny. Typical bully.

[@kevincaruthers5412]

@@annaal7480 Yet certain groups are now allowed to make fun of certain groups with zero backlash. It is not that society has changed to a more polite place. Society just changed who you could make fun of without consequence. . It is interesting some people think I was talking about 'white' people. Isn't it?

[@check1mate1]

"Congratulations Marcy, I didn't know you were expecting." OUTRAGEOUS!!! 🙂

[@briangillespey2797]

The law offices of Haagen and Dazs line kills me

[@martingarcia4373]

How about the law office of Ben & Jerry's?

[@xxxhq2805]

​@@martingarcia4373 doesn't sound like a law office, unlike Häagen and Dazs, which is what made the joke that much better, it really sounded like a law firm

[@voradownz]

Yea and he pronounces it like Hog-gin and dazs, i think. A pun on pork

[@denacequintana3142]

​@@voradownz Bundy was savage AF.

[@richardharepax123]

I think of it every time I see that ice cream

[@OratoryJamesIV]

"Would that be the law offices of Häagen and Dazs?" Always loved that one.

[@lilsqueezie]

I like how Jefferson stands behind Marcy laughing his ass off when Al insults his wife lmfao. Al is one of a kind 👏👏👏 ☝️

[@robertbarlett4570]

That always made me laugh more....The producers and director were genius...It is stuff he wants to say but can't....

[@SonyStudioPro]

⁠​⁠@@robertbarlett4570that wasn’t written… al those laughing by Jefferson was spontaneous and not scripted… they decided to leave it in the eventual show due to the fact it was spontaneously and funny as hell. So no, the director or producer (producer was Marcy btw!) didn’t want to delete all those moments…

[@nocturnalrecluse1216]

​@@SonyStudioProsource?

[@SonyStudioPro]

@@nocturnalrecluse1216 just watch the reunion episodes where they all explain things and how much were improvised during recordings.

[@theshagster19]

"I want a balloon" " You already got one" Man that line never gets old

[@marciaspiegel5280]

One of the best!!!

[@cesarramos1038]

What would Al Bundy say about Lizzo

[@cesarramos1038]

What will Al Bundy say about Lizzo

[@cesarramos1038]

I only have

[@Leapyrbabe]

“Might I suggest Jenny Craig?” Back in the days when the number was 🎶 “1-800-[insert 2 digit year] Jenny 🎶

[@Dirtbiker-guy]

"Well I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got a half tank of gas" Yep, I miss this show.

[@lijo4518]

Classic 👍

[@pauljohnsen]

Love the one. Put a bag over ski mask. Lol😂

[@GerritDeSmedt]

omg thank you. I'm not native english & that line went to fast to comprehend. Haven't laughed so hard since .. well.. this show was on ^^

[@RyanWeber794]

well take a gander in the seat next to you if you wanna see what your future looks like

[@danaabel1049]

I also liked the 1 that goes like this: (Lady) "And where do you think you're going?? Aren't you open??" (Al) "Sorry, Ma'am, but unlike your mouth, we occasionally close."

[@RedLeader327]

Al Bundy is one of the greatest TV dads ever. The 80s/90s were wild.

[@wbill2k]

Married With Children was and still is the best sitcom that ever aired on network television. This show came on at 9:00PM every week which was my bed time on school nights. I had to beg to be able to stay up to watch it. That whole cast made me laugh so hard I'd be crying... It should be in the Sitcom Hall Of Fame...

[@rideon1956]

Fox network. Way before NFL

[@rahmen6600]

I agree.

[@Joe-lc3sv]

Good but not the best lol

[@benjaminpineda2456]

​@@Joe-lc3sv which one is the best so I can laugh as well?

[@CUzzell]

How did Al keep his job? LOL

[@zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz]

"Hey, did you miss me?" "With every bullet so far..." 😂😂

[@malelonewolf80]

Love how Jefferson laughs at Al´s jokes behind Marcys back.

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

I think Ted McGinley was laughing legitimately.

[@ayankabroad3239]

"Well I'd say it behind your back, but my car's only got half a tank of gas!" 😂😂😂😂

[@eyetech08]

2023....Still the best sitcom EVER produced!!! Before everyone started taking themselves too seriously!! 😢😢

[@galinageorgieva8554]

Seriously? Not even in top 5

[@louistournas120]

@@galinageorgieva8554Which shows do you like?

[@patrickblackwell777]

Now that I'm nearly his age here and have a child, I can relate to Al Bundy more than ever. What a legend.

[@cashbuyer4221]

So true!! sadly, I can now strongly relate as an adult… lol.

[@robtru84]

Al never loved Peggy

[@SubjectiveFunny]

​@@robtru84He never loved anything

[@baddriversofmoosejaw8681]

@@SubjectiveFunny He loves football, beer, fishing, pizza and the nudie bar.

[@sydbarrett5975]

"It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat." Haha classic Al. Dude was the best.

[@marciocorrea8531]

Cruel...😂

[@shlamimk4664]

I feel grateful that I grew up in a time where I could enjoy shows like this. It's diabolical, but it's just words and acting. I love it.

[@xdsmastermia]

not diabolical. it's called comedy!

[@juliebryne2903]

Yea theyd really never made it through sanford and son or the jeffersons or all in the family days for sure!😂

[@martinkalmus3761]

B3st ^^

[@anarcho-communist11]

It's also reality for some people. The creator said he wanted to portray super dysfunctional families that weren't being represented in sitcoms already.

[@supremeteam1831]

Shows like this & The Wonder Years Brings back a lot of memories from Junior high school lol good times

[@danbarrette9888]

I laughed from the beginning to the end. How can someone not love this?

[@adam-xt8te]

Because "someone" is fat and "body positive" xD

[@nickyj3571]

​@@adam-xt8te what

[@thesecdef4865]

Simple. They're part of this younger generation that's softer than a marshmallow.

[@nickyj3571]

@@thesecdef4865 they couldn't make a good show like this even if they tried now. Something about show's and movies from late 80s and early 90s just had a different feel

[@mjojco]

Al Bundy, Fred Sanford, Archie Bunker and George Jefferson... my favorites growing up 😂

[@JoMagic-ny8zu]

Don't forget Night Court?! They had humor and I enjoyed watching Dan always looking for action. He was funny and smooth...🤣👍

[@ClassicGuy57]

If those four crossed over in a show, it would offensive and funny. We’d all be laughing so hard.

[@ClassicGuy57]

@@JoMagic-ny8zu Dan was my favourite. He makes the list.

[@ClassicGuy57]

@Pastor Craig JJ wasn’t really offensive when compared to Al, Fred, Archie, George and even Dan.

[@luedanger561]

I'm a 90s kid so I have Red Foreman and Uncle Phil on my list

[@chuckfinlay6093]

Al Bundy is by far the best character on tv and Ed O’Neil is one of thy most underrated actors we will ever know. Out standing work sir.

[@thasco4010]

I probably won't get an answer from a 3yr old post but what's makes him underrated? He got some an emmy or 2. I dont get the Underrated tag.

[@anthonylaspisa6992]

Hands down to Al Bundy I'll use some of them on my wife

[@johnnyhubbs1374]

One tw there four, your gonna fall through the floor

[@anthonylaspisa6992]

Thanks guys for all your post my favorite one is honey do you miss me with every bullet so far that's the best one you got to love that one

[@vitkomusic6624]

He is not underrated.. He is cool still. Rolling in modern family.

[@anthonyquarles7647]

This was one of the funniest shows ever 😂 🤣

[@binggo9783]

Please bring this show back, society needs it

[@nextlevelmindset1629]

Can't feminism wouldn't allow it

[@dannibarber5793]

All the snowflakes would protest it in between trying to figure out what gender they are.

[@parkesc7832]

"I'd say it behind your back but my car only has 1/2 tank of gas!" LMAO

[@qs4177]

Bundy is hilarious but you've got to give the actresses (large ladies) credit for going on tv to be insulted. It shows they had a great sense of humor.

[@lan2959]

The could get insulted in better places than his.😁

[@profcastle]

*shows they appreciate money

[@coreypolite9831]

Also that they had thicker skin (no pun intended) than the whiny crybabies in the world today.

[@RM-vb9nz]

$..

[@TRG29338]

Fat actors knew what they were getting into lol

[@raulsantos5670]

That program will go down in history as one the best tv shows ever. MARRIED WITH CHILDREN RULES!!!!

[@aronkaspar6369]

This show would never have lasted today, everybody is too sensitive and the humor is gone

[@ThreeXIFan]

I love how Marcy's husband even laughs at the jokes about his wife

[@matimus100]

Three is in love everyone 💕 congratulations Three 👏 💖 ❤ 💕 💓 💗

[@Palmolive360]

Will Smith could learn a lot from that...

[@7thsonofa7thson80]

He and al were buddies.

[@BarryMikokinju]

@@Palmolive360 Lmao Karsten 😂

[@Mushroom.Madness.]

I never really thought about it but no wonder im such a hearless ass. i remember most of this show from early childhood

[@garyp4374]

we should all follow in the teachings of Bundy and not let political correctness ruin our life, I certainly do

[@jamescrawford8232]

Damn I miss this show. Al's brutal humor is what the world needs now

[@999Patriots]

Too many snowflakes would complain.

[@jamescrawford8232]

@@999Patriots fuck 'em, all the damn snowflakes can go be offended together in their own little country, can even call it Snowflakia so they know where to go, lol

[@reginaldlevesque6988]

Al Bundy is too good for this world...

[@Buttington_Headerson]

@@999Patriots there’s always an audience

[@guitaoist]

“Youre asking alot of the sun” I died

[@Crackerbarrelkid56]

The poor 🌞😂

[@imnoscholar3157]

Peggy: "did you miss me?" Al: "with every bullet I got"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nicholaswilliams1296]

"Who would you rather spend a night with, A your wife, B" "B" Bloody brilliant.

[@davidburns1193]

Absolute class 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelsanchez8519]

“If I was the mailman I’d be having your wife!” 😂 👌 excellent execution

[@josiegonzales2870]

🤣🤣

[@stephaniel9545]

I always loved it when Jefferson would laugh when Al would insult Marcy

[@harrygeorge3220]

Hello Stephanie How are you doing today?

[@cklindo4646]

I remember really looking up to Al Bundy when I was 12. I still do at 43

[@joe_hoeller_chicago]

Be like Al. Ask yourself, “What would Al do?”, and just do that.

[@gpweaver]

The older I've gotten, the more I've realized how right Al Bundy was. The strange thing is, the Bundys were one of the most realistic and functional families on television.

[@RoyAnderson]

Shout out to another 43 year old! Isn’t it crazy to be us right now? What a world.

[@cklindo4646]

@@RoyAnderson Yeah, it's crazy. I am happy that I saw technology evolve, the turn of the Century, and most of all the Music of the 80s.

[@TonyTone1]

How could you look up to a loser Shoe Salesman role, that didn’t love his wife or didn’t wanted to make love to her etc. I sure wouldn’t want to be like him in real life.

[@nasirmonger9769]

Al Bundy, a man with every insult that withstood the tests of time, I salute you good sir.

[@danyeo]

My Dad and I never really got along much. I was 19 in 1989 and I remember him laughing his ass off to this show. I would go sit down, and we'd both laugh our asses off.

[@elaineewalt8137]

Now THAT'S a Great memory! 😉👍

[@sinoverlord409]

One of the best shows ever, they will never make shows like this ever again

[@tvojslauf]

Al Bundy....the Chuck Norris of anti feminism.

[@courte28]

Petey Pete Al Bundy: The Bruce Lee Of Shade.

[@magicmulder]

Hate to be “that guy” but not really. Al loves strong women or he wouldn’t be with Peg. He just doesn’t like pretenders/fakers (fat people claiming they’re skinny, Marcy mimicking male behavior to succeed in her job etc.).

[@Nightdare]

@@magicmulder A Oprah/bon-bon/shopping channel addicted donothing leach is considered a "strong woman" these days??

[@magicmulder]

@@Nightdare Well who wears the pants in the Bundy house? Certainly not Al.

[@Nightdare]

@@magicmulder Still doesn't make Peggy a "strong woman"

[@pablor3138]

Imagine a 2022 Al bundy insulting tik tokers. It would be gold.

[@paulmcginty6530]

The funniest American sitcom ever. Al bundy is the stuff of legend

[@nsasupporter7557]

“1, 2 , 3, 4… you’re gonna fall through the floor!” Wasn’t that funny though

[@nsasupporter7557]

@azart61 it was kind of cheap, honestly

[@glennboyd7049]

Mr Alphonse Bundy: The Man. The Myth. The Legend. We need his words of wisdom more now than ever before!

[@DE-rd1zl]

So good. How dare you say that to my face. Well I'd say it behind your back, but my car only has half a tank of gas! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Otswartz]

ROTFLMAO!!

[@erik299188]

I don't get it...

[@Astronaut04]

What say I nail the soles directly to your feet?

[@xxxYouTunesxxx]

Would that be the law office of Haugen & Datz?

[@gregoryking4796]

the best EVER

[@dadbodtee4987]

Jefferson dying laughing every time Al roasts Marcy gets me every time

[@thunderdean6961]

"Well take a gander into the seat next to ya if you want to see what your future looks like" BURRRRRRN

[@aligreen1462]

Just seeing Al Bundy in the scene. You just knew he was gonna pull out a legendary one liner. As the show ages it just gets better and better.

[@hernje]

To this day, Al can make me laugh out loud.

[@pandaman1331]

I always loved how Jefferson laughed behind Marcy's back. I liked his and Al's chemistry more, they felt like buddies.

[@thegrimmretails3777]

They tried to make Steve cooler towards the end of his run.

[@pandaman1331]

@@thegrimmretails3777 Which I think was pointless. Al had a better dynamic with Jefferson but that doesn't mean Steven was bad by any means. He was fine the way he was written and he had his own unique appeal, like every character in this show.

[@datsapaddlin]

Jefferson was just there for her money 😂

[@pandaman1331]

@@datsapaddlin Gender reverseal. That actually sounds very progressive.

[@noddy1414]

Ed O'Neill is a legend, he played Al Bundy to perfection :)

[@KrishnaSingh-ow1ie]

Him and marry actually didn't like each other in real life

[@IKhanNot]

The best is when Jefferson would laugh every time Marcy got insulted.

[@jimyoung361]

Still one of the best ever made shows. I'd rather watch MWC reruns than today's so called tv sitcoms which in my opinion totally suck.

[@0x777]

There's sitcoms today? Where?

[@jamesgreen3417]

I had the utmost pleasure to meet Ed O’Neill once when I was working as an intern in NC USA he used to come over from California to get away from crowds for a vacation. We never approached him as he was on vacation but he always made a point of greeting all the staff warmly and would leave very generous tips not just housekeeping but for all staff.

[@east6229]

Where in NC

[@jamesgreen3417]

@@east6229 outer banks

[@east6229]

@@jamesgreen3417 bet that was pretty cool, I'm in Greenville, NC so just curious how far away. I was thinking there or Wilmington

[@jamesgreen3417]

@@east6229 it was. I also had the incredible pleasure to meet Buzz Aldrin.

[@east6229]

@@jamesgreen3417 wow, must say I'm jealous!! I wouldn't be able to hold back on asking maybe 1 or 2 questions to him

[@TheNecessaryEvil]

“Hey, do I come to the Hag Shop and bother you when you’re workin?” 😂

[@carlosdcardona5676]

Back when shows were still funny and, when people still had a sense of humor in this country!!!

[@dynaztycrashdiet]

Same here in the UK. Can't say anything now without someone crying.

[@Bobarooni]

Nothing on tv anymore that I actually look forward to watching once a week, except Supercross

[@ritadonnelly8820]

omg now you said it that's a fact

[@187Dethklok]

"Peg, I wouldnt rub your feet if a genie popped out of them " True romance

[@mesince7344]

I remember the scene when peg asks “did ya miss me?” My brother was taking a drink of coke right as Al responded “with every bullet so far” My brother damn near choked to death, coke even came out his nose. Made that scene twice as funny

[@Annie261.]

My brother too. 😂😂😂

[@tholli954]

If that happened today someone would try to SUE

[@g.p.d.2220]

Best. Answer. Ever.

[@ozzieluvaya2202]

That response was a classic

[@Off-with-a-bang]

I was eating popcorn when I first saw this scene and started choking on a kernel while hollering from laughter 😂

[@thomaslanguell7257]

"... or putting a bra on you" "Is that the law offices of Hagen and Dazs?" 🤣

[@scotthartley518]

So many great one lines in this show!!!

[@magicmulder]

“Do I come to the hag shop to bother *you* when you’re working?” is the best line ever.

[@richardjensen7186]

How we need shows like this (that, sadly, could not be made today). Ed's facial expressions when delivering most of his zingers was 2/3 of the fun! Brilliant writing and brilliant delivery by all members of the cast.

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@peterriverajr6899]

Why would you think that this show couldn't be made today

[@TigersTalons]

Archie Bunker ,Fred Sanford and Al Bundy are the 3 wise men!!!

[@kentleytaggart5816]

Not a bad comment not bad at all.

[@The_Horror_Collector1]

One of the funniest shows ever, still love it to this day & I still laugh every time I watch it.

[@billlozier5551]

There aren't any comedies on TV anymore. I cannot think of one new comedy hit. Married With Children is still very much hysterical.

[@jleon3366]

Love that Jefferson is always cracking up in the background when Al insults Marcie

[@AaronLakes-ge9su]

Ed O'Neill is the greatest TV comedian since Red Foxx and they're both still the best today also al Bundy is the best ❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂