alan carr having no clue what's going on for ten minutes

Nobody is psychic or can look into the future, and nobody knows what will happen from a few months to a few years from now. But for some reason people believe Alan Carr is some kind of psychic wizard or something. Maybe it's the glasses, maybe it's the teeth.
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[@callxmx9213]

6:22 “when you pop out and realise you left the chips on” 😭 i fucking love him

[@UrsCurt12]

We need Alan back on TV again. Bring back @chattyman.

[@chriscalvert5887]

Very underrated as a stand up. So so funny too

[@bettyboossister3918]

Alan Carr is sssssooooo funny...Idk why they stopped Chatty Man....It was the BEST show ever....James Corden is nothing compared to Alan...😏🙄😏

[@Tylantia]

He was having trouble getting guests, as the BBC kept getting them first.

[@lavernebell6274]

Allan Carr and James Corden are heroes in their own right.

[@bettyboossister3918]

@@lavernebell6274 You are obviously deluded...

[@LewisBrain]

More James corny.

[@danrgn5078]

Ikr? I’d watch his show over Graham Norton or Corden any day

[@mychaelabeauregard8389]

Alan Carr becoming a stan channel is the best thing ever ❤️❤️❤️

[@camogrrl]

What’s “Stan”? I assume it’s an English cable channel? American doesn’t have Stan and neither does New Zealand - despite being “a colony” You’re implying Alan has an entire channel? Has he got enough material to go 24-/7? Is it chatty man on endless repeat? Or is it just hooked up to a wireless camera in his bathroom?

[@thepochade5992]

Guaranteed a laugh with this most real, authentic and transparent comedian 🤣💞 Thanks Alan, I needed that 😘

[@adrienne3334]

This humour is insane, but I love it..and its made me lol every second ..thank you, to the amazing Alan Carr x

[@donnablackman3954]

We need more alan in our lives right now 👍❤️❤️

[@bleedblackwax]

Not Michelle McManus LMAOOOOO

[@stefanhallam769]

Seen Alan live, and he does not disappoint! Very funny man xD

[@bettybecareful4999]

I love you so much !! My stomach hurts from lmfao Thank you♥️💜💙🤣👏🏼💙💜♥️

[@antisocial-elly6978]

I love you so much Alan❤

[@donaldmonarch1339]

I really like Chatty Man, but never watched any of your stand up. ( I like)!!!!!

[@mariewilliams602]

Love you Alan you always make me laugh you are so funny Id say you would make a brillient actor yourso expressive keep going we need people like you in our world thankyou for being you lvMarie from Ireland

[@joywilson9718]

Love Alan so hilarious Cape Town South Africa 👍🌍🇿🇦😷

[@jenclague6283]

Absolutely brilliant love your work 😂

[@leochan6239]

This is hilarious

[@Nolan12]

Awesome 🤟🏻

[@sarcasmo57]

I want to have a sleepover.

[@glenncheatham1320]

So funny!

[@cindymombourquette5685]

I love you Alan! 🎉🎉🎉

[@laurenjones2909]

Alan carr brilliant very funny

[@Solasdeas]

I ❤❤❤❤Alan Carr

[@benjaminkepino5472]

The laughter Ahahah Ahahah so funny 😂 Thanks

[@janinemills6732]

Fab!

[@DashCamSheffield]

4:53 really ages the clip!

[@janeeastmids4265]

Hilarious!

[@allylou8514]

😂😂😂😂😂so funny 😂💖

[@MrBrownnn696]

Was laughing pretty hard

[@angelpjc]

Heehee...thank you for the laughs!

[@tomford5416]

the rainman line made me chuckle so much i did a big fart . now my sheets smell like poop

[@dianaberlin4767]

You might be too dumb to notice but this is not your therapist's group. Nor your moms house.

[@LewisBrain]

God imagine trying to get a job in a library now? It’s all online ent it?

[@johnlyons588]

SORRY GABRIELLE. I was a drunk extra at BBC she walked past all airs and graces. I turned to my mate and said Ere I'm SURE she had that patch on the other eye for her last single. She looked at me sort of beady eyed and hissed something I didn't hear. Because I'm half deaf. And three quarters stupid. Decades of guilt and shame.

[@scottgray6276]

Rainman’s a bit old for you, anyway…..

[@groomys67]

56,560 views 977 likes.

[@patrickdoyle680]

Any jokes about the husband 🦯🦯🤦‍♂️

[@davebayliss3142]

This bloke is as funny as an orphanage on fire

[@stevetayler9518]

Mmmm; crackling.

[@Lp-zk8jo]

why you watching a compilation of him then?

[@LewisBrain]

@@Lp-zk8jo haters gonna hate and waste time hating. Instead of finding pleasure in other things.

[@troystaunton254]

Do like watching kids burn.

[@thedolphin5428]

He's the reincarnation of Kenneth Williams. So campy as to NOT be funny. .

[@TheRealGrandadNo1]

This bloke is about as funny as dysentery. No offence to dysentery.