Howling laughing oh mate this bloke is golden!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is hilarious 😂

Here’s my wife mama Dolmio 😂😂

This man tickles me! He reminds me of Mr Humphries from Are You Being Served?

A couple of number twos after the sprouts 😂

I go to a lot of stand up shows, last time I went seeing Alan the stewards were saying they loved when he performed as he was always nice to them all ❤

Hes brilliant and a nice change from depressing kier stalin. Cant stop laughing 😂😂 🥰

I didn't know the UK had a problem with 3 mobile too. It was quite a big scandal here in Australia. Thankfully, I wasn't with them, but I knew people who were

The three legged race was so problematic, legs tied up with scarves that got loose and especially if one was taller and the other short. They had to ban it due to injuries in our school back in the day lol

The sad thing is there are many people working in places where there isn't a window nearby

Interestingly, studies have shown that fathers are the ones really drawn to buying the massive prams. It's partly the silly "bigger is manlier", wanting to show off, and the (incorrect) belief that they will be better for the baby and better quality than smaller ones

AC gave me a much needed boost tonight! Funny is not expressing- I will say it as it is- wet knickers and belly is aching. Cheers Alan xx

That's real 😂 friendship

I've yet to see anything funnier than his Toorh Fairy video just cracked me up!

Who is here from 2024?

Who's here after the Jonathan Hay revelations?

The string 'olding me mittens.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you, Alan! USA here in the shites with orange wacko running for president - I really needed you tonight!!😂😂😂😂

His recount of his trip to the dentist is one of the best things I've ever heard.

"Komodo dragon started laying the table" gets me everytime.

So funny!!

No kidding, the headline on one of our local papers was once ‘Lost Dog Found’.

Where's Jimmy?

He needs James Corden's spot in Hollywood. Alan's been trussing for three decades in evening TV; he deserves a big break in America.

OMG his voice is so annoying … i couldnt watch it past 5 mins… plus he shows so much anger … it is not even funny 😏

what a clever man , gifted , well done Alan

Literally has me laughing within seconds 🤣😂

I live in the Deep South lmfao

The roasting 😂

Miss you Bruce strictly is not the same

Donna drank her body weight in vodka and started chatting up a patio heater. I always descend into a laughing fit when I hear that line. Even doing it right now 🤣🤣

11:25 you can tell he's trying really hard not to laugh

Superb 😂

‘Wiv-me-dad on bass’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your boring Alan 💤💤🤡

Boring 🤡

Please come to Canada. Specifically, BC.

Kevin Bridges, Jimmy Carr and Alan Carr my three favourite comedians.

03:20 imagine her saying "...and it's really easy, you just have to imagine this was Madonna's face" *SMACK *SMACK

Brilliant! 👏🏻👏🏻❤️🇬🇧

He's a living tonic, and I loves him something chronic.😁

He's just #sexonlegs !!!! ❤❤❤

‘ABEDEBE - Cornwall, Devon…’

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''Hello I'm Alan'' 1:19 the nerdier version of himself

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Lulz!!

So funneh!! I love Alan Carr! 🥰 I mouthed 'I Love You' from a distance in Harper Collins whilst you were sat looking around and up at the glass ceiling waiting for an appointment for your autobiography and you mouthed back, 'Thank you.' Made my job that did! Great dayay! I didn't care about any of the other's that my colleagues would get excited about, Gordon Ramsay, Lewis Hamilton etc. I told my co-workers and boss only come and tell me if and when Alan Carr ever comes in and my boss rushed in to tell me as one day you did - Yay!! I came out and sat at the front reception all discreetly like it was a shift change, no one else was there and I wasn't supposed to say anything but couldn't resist. ❤