Alan Partridge 2.4.7 Cone-tract

[@EverGreen1888]

Quite possibly the best delivered 'fuck off ' in TV history

[@ChrisSmith-wh6bq]

Needless to say, Alan had the last laugh

[@slipknotsoad86]

Now fuck off!

[@gregpaterson2899]

😂😂😂

[@simonlittler3976]

Needles to say you took drugs

[@anthonyberry7362]

Knew this would be the top comment 😂

[@theovolz3073]

Back of the net!

[@philkearney0577]

Never has 'fuck off' been funnier,before or since.

[@Round_07]

Couldn’t put it better myself 😂👍

[@markc8956]

"Dead air IIIIIIIIISSSSS a crime"... The cheesy radio DJ elongated sentence. Love it. I've heard Virgin Trains conductors do that too with their on board announcements!

[@craigroaring]

Nice! One of Alans few victories.

[@TokyoJoe703]

He got the last word in with that mentalist 🚗

[@NPA1001]

Although they believe it’s very funny I’ve heard that in retrospect both Steve Coogan and Armando Iannucci we’re both conflicted over this scene in later years as they felt Alan is such a narcissist he should never win.

[@RaferJeffersonIII]

Needless to say, he had the last laugh

[@johntaylorson7769]

@@NPA1001 That was the issue when Iannucci left the team: there were far too many victories for Partridge and it skewed the character from watching a repugnant man fail to watching a repugnant man 'say the things we want to say but daren't', which wasn't nearly as funny (for me anyway).

[@feddomeijerwiersma6955]

“Don’t be blue, Peter!”

[@vordman]

Bloody brilliant. Nobody does comedy like the Brits.

[@Lee-cn7yp]

Whenever I need cheering up this cures me

[@simonlittler3976]

LDM2015 Alan is the cure for the blues no doubt about it

[@OwenCulshaw1]

One of my favorite Alan Partridge episodes. Classic.

[@patrickdoherty4527]

Absolutely love when Alan gets a win!

[@Partyh]

Pretty much the perfect scene.

[@notaYEC1955]

Dave Clifton is to Alan Partridge what Dick Byrne is to Father Ted. Brilliant scene.

[@zufgh]

I love his satisfied expression after all of it lol.

[@alexmelli8253]

Still add “cone” to the conversation now and then over 20 years later. Even at work. No one gets it. Absolute genius.

[@stevensutton4677]

Cone your colleagues take a joke?

[@flyingpenandpaper6119]

Why would you expect them to get it? Wouldn't randomly inserting "cone" into a conversation unrelated to Partridge just make you look like an idiot?

[@johnm5535]

The cone-versation, you mean?

[@rrbh]

Splendid and tremendous. What time do you knock off? Fancy a pint?

[@kieranwhite6647]

Michael running off when he hears the Police van gets me every time

[@dandie72]

Read the small print in yer conetract Fannies!

[@BennyboyTruth]

I almost died laughing the first time I watched this when it was brand new

[@steparko23]

There's no better swear word he could have dropped in at the last second than "Fanny!" 🤣

[@frankygers]

One of the best fuck offs ever.

[@Dead-Ball-Situation]

Thank you for the clip. I don't mind saying I shed a tear during laughter watching this. The memories of the late 90's came flooding back as that Go West track came on.

[@Chief_Brody]

that song is from 1985

[@stevejelly3161]

Ah dear it was great comedy ... and "Dave Clifton" has got a great "Radio Voice" like Steve Wright !!! . It's funny how they are arch rivals and "Dave Clifton" is always "up-beat" !!! . And there's always "Michael The Geordie" !!! . JUST BRILLIANT 😊

[@MrMikey54]

You can't beat this

[@nickbrough1]

Brilliant! So well written and executed

[@awinbisa]

Liquid radio

[@simonlittler3976]

I notice you substitute the letter T for a D when your on air, in my opinion it's the behaviour of a dosser and a dwad

[@markc8956]

"Dead air IIIIIIIIISSSSS a crime"... And don't we all know cheesy local DJs who elongate words like Clifton! Actually was sat on a VT service from Euston to Manchester once (thank god I was getting off at the first stop at Milton Keynes Central!) where the conductor elongated words - wanted to tell him to,well,Alan put it better than I could here!

[@theFluff7]

'...I am technically a guest and you failed to control me!'

[@DAISY-00UK]

Love Dave Clifton and Alan's banter 😅😅

[@mygoditsfullofstars9148]

Lovely stuff,not my words the words of Shakin`Stevens.

[@funkyfrank1980]

Needles to say, Alan had the last laugh in this clip.

[@stevejelly3161]

What's amazing !!!!!!!!!!........ How did Dave Clifton find out ?????? . (i've always wondered that) ...??????

[@russoswerve7856]

I love how even on radio you can see the hate Alan and Dave have for each other

[@Albert_O_Balsam]

The follow up "fannies" was the piece de resistance

[@richardenglish2195]

With the look of triumph on his face.

[@RikiWalsh-d8t]

Can't beat a bit of partridge 😂

[@reds005]

Seamless genius

[@ismu34]

Needs the bit where Alan asks Michael for some eggs and tells him to lay them because he’s a fuckin chicken

[@Embowaan]

Does he say 'fanny' at the end? LOL

[@christschinwon]

He says 'fannies'

[@Mark-nz9ek]

Partridge at his best

[@macrovigilance]

So good!

[@Ben-xl7ft]

Lovely stuff

[@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______]

Clifton never really wins against Alan, on every clip with these two Alan pretty much always outwits him lol.

[@simonlittler3976]

Adam W except the archery contest line

[@cascadingrivermusic2744]

Gooooaaaallllll!

[@Foldy435]

"Oh fuck off!!"

[@jimdeighan7078]

Back 'o the net!

[@MoskHotel]

0:30 When the weather reporter tells you tomorrow was gonna be sunny, but it turns out to be rainy instead.

[@lewisnorton3992]

Small observation. Alan should still be wearing the headphones as otherwise he wouldn’t have been able to hear the other DJ.

[@wisteela]

Fannies 😁

[@doghoos8553]

genius.....

[@tracypanavia4634]

Comedy gold😂😂

[@kiwi__1011]

read the small print on yer conetract

[@Q_U_A_R_T_z_Z]

0:30

[@frankygers]

This is not at the Germans or Del Boy at the bar but it’s not that far off haha.

[@eadweard.]

The bar bit isn't that funny.

[@ngiallag2792]

sods law Alan was gonna win one at least once in his life is perfect.

[@simonh6371]

Bill..Carr. King Road...TEN King Road

[@jupitorious7925]

A47 swaffham road, camera...

[@darkmvz6186]

"Dead air is a crime" what is he on about?

[@eadweard.]

There shouldn't be any silence during a radio show.

[@darkmvz6186]

@@eadweard. OK but I wouldn't call it s crime, Dave Clinton talks bollocks

[@eadweard.]

@@darkmvz6186 Crime here is metaphorical. It just means it's bad practice for a DJ.

[@darkmvz6186]

@@eadweard. some radio DJ need to be silent, they talk so much shit

[@Sundae_Times]

@@darkmvz6186 It's Clifton, not Clinton, and he's using 'crime' metaphorically. You're weird.

[@andrewmorrice9139]

FANNIES.

[@marieadams3720]

Clifton should have eviscerated Alan by pulling him up on the Police track. It's not "Do do do da da da" As everyone knows it's "De do do do, De da da da" !!!!

[@missdoglover1644]

Brilliant! 🤣

[@NPA1001]

Dave Clifton = Brüno Brookes

[@trisbaker65]

nothing funnier.

[@-M0LE]

I’m speechless (Talks) You dont sound it

[@albertmccready478]

You changed you name to..DAVE CLIFTON?

[@Sundae_Times]

What do you mean?

[@RikiWalsh-d8t]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ED-209UHD]

You don’t sound it I wish you were 😂

[@lms1216]

Fanny!

[@andyboo23]

Fannys

[@Sundae_Times]

*Fannies

[@bertrandbunatz1765]

FANNY

[@Dildaphone]

Fannies

[@lukeb1942]

lol

[@indigo8021]

‘Fanny’ 😂😂😂😂

[@automat3000]

Fanny

[@explorer806]

Fanny!

[@hermioneziggeraut7617]

FANNY

[@jlkiddo]

Fannies

[@Amethyst_Friend]

Fanny

[@natureisallpowerful]

Fannies