Alan Rickman's Answering Machine

[@TheBrothersCompound]

Hopefully he'll remember to move the pork chops from the freezer in heaven. R.I.P

[@justanotherwhitegirlwithau2138]

+TheBrothersCompound Rest In Peace Professor Snape :'(

[@Wrz2e]

+TheBrothersCompound RIP Sir Alan Rickman (born Tom Riddle in 1924) he was a loyal Slytherin and sometime terrorist.

[@ryanfaram1681]

+TheBrothersCompound lol

[@mufflager9065]

We all love RICKMAN FOREVER ♾

[@drunkydrunk2351]

Yess... Rest In Peace

[@mmeikol]

I hope he tells David Bowie the turtle joke :-(

[@clara_bandicoot]

"Do NOT... disappoint me" RIP Alan

[@nwojunkie]

im surprised they didn't get Alan Rickman to do this.

[@blueberrypie44]

+Spellbinder They wanted to, but at the time Alan Rickman was in England filming Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

[@brettking4384]

obviously 394 he was also battling cancer, a fact he kept secret until his death

[@Baronluigi]

@@brettking4384 By the time he was diagnosed with cancer, it was at a terminal stage.

[@lorderik237]

R.I.P. Mr. Rickman. Make sure you tell the turtle joke to all the angels..

[@jimmylee7984]

+lorderik237 Hurr hurr hurr hurr

[@yooringonghan]

A dur dur dur dur dur

[@seol928]

뭐야 가만히 보다가 슬퍼졌어 😢

[@portugal5698]

Yep. Bowie will help him remember now 😢. Crazy how they have both been gone 6 years now. January 2016 was not a fun month.

[@Abbiekat629]

"...Remember that turtle joke for the party. Herherher"

[@Tcrumpen]

Should have had "394" in the number somewhere

[@K13Good]

Why

[@Tcrumpen]

"Turn to page 394"

[@TheMoviefan356]

Tcrumpen LMFAO!! OMG YES!

[@stephaniem12]

Tcrumpen YES.

[@AnalEvisceration88]

did you know that han solo dies in the force awakens?

[@imjunipernow]

Farewell Alan. Tell the turtle joke to Jesus.

[@MichaelAury]

RIP to this great man, one of the most distinguishable voices in the industry

[@MCO18]

By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged.

[@Aris262]

Max Power If I could only like this more than once...

[@anonymousgamer2733]

Max Power YASSSSSSS

[@FastLane46]

"Alan, it's Alan Rickman, don't forget to flip off that Edward Cullen boy when he walks by today. Don't disappoint."

[@Itsmebaileyc]

Now we'll never know what the turtle joke was :( RIP Alan Rickman!

[@TheRogueDM]

Alan Rickman reminds Alan Rickman to tell the turtle joke at the party. Last known work involves a joke about a turtle in his viral charity video. Mind blown.

[@bradley583]

RIP to an absolute legend. Devastating news. Snape, Gruber, Colonel Brandon ... :-(

[@jacksongibbs8998]

Dr Lazarus

[@littlemissjonas28]

I guess he didn't remember the turtle joke for Slughorn's Christmas party...

[@lucyshiels7]

'Do not disappoint me'

[@Sephaos]

MOVE THE PORKCHOPS ALAN

[@FlowerNewsQueen]

This was my favorite cutaway gag ever with Alan Rickman.. R.I.P 😞

[@roberthansen9672]

Just finished watching this 15 times

[@tr33br06]

I watch this no less than 10 times each time I come to it.

[@ChrisMcSweeney]

This will be a treasured part of his legacy.

[@skyrimmiryks]

Man... 2016 has started out very shitty. First Bowie, and now Rickman.

[@Mal_3D]

People this IS NOT Benedict Cumberbatch. Cumberbatch only voiced Alan Rickman on The Simpsons in 2013. This voice is Alec Sulkin a writer for Family Guy. Source: IMDB.

[@KaryDoom]

Do you know if the clip is online ?

[@Mal_3D]

KaryDoom I dont D;

[@typacsk]

Reminds me of John Sessions' impression of him. "I don't...play villains. I play Very Interesting People."

[@doreenhe3889]

You will always be missed professor

[@emmabird5240]

hello its Alan Rickman turn to page 394

[@Sheenifier]

It's almost been a decade since Alan Rickman passed, but it feels like he was just with us

[@davidjunker2772]

“Hello...you’ve reached the office of Severus Snape. Cast a recording spell at the beep.”

[@traintrack3761]

May Alan rest in peace. His machine will be a treasure

[@seanrogers212]

Hans will finally be getting those Detonaters! Goodbye Mr. Rickman, I always wanted to meet you.

[@tigerguy1013]

R.I.P Alan and the bravest Hogwarts professor ever

[@MedalionDS9]

85 people disappointed Alan.

[@darrenbartlett4870]

lol lol nice.

[@York22]

Turn to page 394

[@spinax22]

oh my god, i just understood the purpose of his phone number. In Bruce Almighty, God's phone number is 555-0123, and in the movie Dogma, Alan Rickman plays what amounts to the voice of god. This means, that logically, his phone number would be 555-0122.

[@PlasmaPhi]

Rest in Peace Christopher Lee, Alan Rickman, Rick May & Robbie Coltraine. 😢😭

[@sophiesanborn2758]

I had NO CLUE this was Benedict...

[@sophiesanborn2758]

***** Do you know which one is with him???

[@JellyJade0215]

This guy is Severus Snape from Harry Potter.

[@Mal_3D]

***** No he didnt lmfao

[@Mal_3D]

***** k

[@bbaker4117]

Kids today won't get this joke because they've never seen an answering machine and don't know who Allen Rickman is.

[@radguurl]

Aww, I'm laughing through the genuine tears. He will be missed, RIP.

[@jacobh2278]

good bye Alan! R.I.P.

[@EnzoFuturistic]

always funny. now just bittersweet. Rest in peace Mr. Rickman. And thanks to Family Guy for goofing on Alan Rickman in such a classy way, I'm sure he loved it.

[@petermacdonough9077]

"Remember that turtle joke from the party...ha ha ha" Classic :)

[@marcelinefx8638]

alan rickman voice is beatiful~

[@sinatralvr65]

He has the best voice ever! It never gets old!

[@Thisistrulyoddtv_Mark]

RIP Alan so sad you've gone love actually is all around

[@spunkflunk]

is think it was 326

[@zynian]

I'm a robot, not a refrigerator.

[@yugiohmemes]

Rip Snape :( This is how i'll always remember you

[@aglitch]

This needs to be my GPS voice Asap!

[@Panomosh]

R.I.P one of the best English actors of our time.

[@dngrouscrgo]

RIP Alan Rickman, such a great actor

[@bea6219]

omg, played it at school literally laughing my head of. R.I.P Severus

[@AncientSlugThrower]

The stern warning he gives himself not to disappoint, I wonder what the repercussions would be?

[@saramgeorge]

can't believe this is actually Benedict

[@shaeryan6247]

Yeah, this is def not Benedict. Although, there is a clip on KZbin where Benedict impersonates Alan Rickman. This is not said clip.

[@saramgeorge]

***** actually, the other guys are right. i was wrong. this isnt him. Benedict's cv mentions works on Simpsons, not Family Guy. This is Family Guy.

[@lieutenantnomad9198]

"I'm glad you called but I'm not home, but I'll be back before too long, you gotta wait for the beep you gotta leave your name you gotta leave your number! Wait for the beep"!

[@Grivian]

"Alan, it's me again. Turn to page 394."

[@ThaHeRow]

R.I.P. Alan. You'll still be able to teach the Wizard Angels about magic up in Heaven. Your roles will continue on. ❤️

[@hindsightpov4218]

I wish I could have a voice like Alan Rickman. RIP 😩

[@ladaeslayer]

next telemarketer that calls.....play this

[@ryanfriedman4329]

RIP Alan Rickman, you are heavily missed.

[@firstnamelastname8047]

Omg, I love his voice!

[@nickbrew3071]

Legend said he forgot the turtle joke at the party

[@ThatGuySarabia]

I was hoping the answering machine would randomly explode lol

[@devonwolfsing3144]

Alec Sulkin does a great Alan Rickman in this clip.

[@VandelayH]

One of the best Family Guy cutaways of all time

[@LZJoZ]

I might set this as my answering machine message just to fuck with people.

[@samuelmcgriff44]

Alan Rickman was the best actor for the entire Harry Potter cast in my opinion

[@UiDClutch]

😔😔😔😔😔 1 of my favs why are all these legends dying in the last two yrs

[@imjustchillinftw]

I could listen to this all day......

[@deanbowditch2645]

Many years have passed and I STILL don't know what the turtle joke is!

[@ilsification1]

omg i love this i love this i love this ! i keep hearing it and i cant stop laughing everytime i do. Its been 4 years now.... O.O

[@adam2point0]

RIP Alan Rickman. Keep handing out detentions and staring people down up there.

[@saintmichaelarchangel777]

It's time to move the pork chops from the freezer to the refrigerator

[@marczewskimarkus8938]

Professor Snape

[@Schattengewaechs99]

The tape doesn’t move.

[@DJXTECH2O1O]

Remember that turtle joke for the party

[@tyrisnolam]

RIP Alan Rickman! Favourite antihero.

[@abbafan50986]

One of the few family guy clips that works when people just upload a still picture with the audio

[@bloopertybloopbloop]

i just love the 'hello'. its brilliant!

[@marioiacolucci]

I couldn't even tell it wasn't Alan rickman

[@reesbeast]

WHY DOES THIS NEVER GET OLD?? :')

[@TheAppleBeef]

He will be telling that turtle joke up in heaven and everyone is going to fucking love it.

[@pkaprelian]

Alan may be gone, but his answering machine shall live forever . . .

[@ilovemybunnyfreckles]

"you missed your turn, you are just like your father!" :D get me one too!

[@RichardShearer]

R.I.P you legend

[@dbravo2740]

RIP you incredible man.

[@soky3605]

RIP Alan. Heartbroken

[@fanguy674]

R.I.P

[@Cazz8203]

So good of you to use your comment to point out to everyone that he's dead. You're special

[@Flounderboy15]

My favorite part is him warning himself to not disappoint him

[@StuartBakerUK]

The "do not dissapointed me" line is the best

[@KaitlynnatHogwarts]

I love Alan Rickman so much and loved it when they did this on family guy...if that was his real phone number I would totally freaking call it! Fave line: do not disappoint me....LOL

[@woodnicolelee]

Do not disappoint me, Alan

[@chiss5520]

Alan Rickman was great great in Bottleshock. Godspeed Mr. Rickman.

[@chiss5520]

You'll be missed Alan Rickman.

[@TaylorKnightCosplay]

his voicemail sounds like he regrets it

[@Jizzargo]

My entire life I’ve been randomly telling people or answer the phone with “hello, you’ve reached Alan Rickman” barely anyone gets it and they disappoint me

[@KimberlyDangelo-n6z]

Not everyone's a moron who watches FG.

[@wtx23j]

God Benedict Cumberbatch is so good at this! I almost thought that was Alan Rickman

[@ShadowSonic2]

Nix Lam It wasn't Benedict either.

[@lostinadirondacks4825]

Slitherin

[@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs]

It feels so long and it's just under a minute

[@ladynottingham89]

"Do not disappoint me" lol

[@jolluxsiren]

That is a snape moment xD

[@SteefPip]

Every time I watch a movie, tv show, or play a game where someone says it I think of this bit.

[@AllisonBieber4]

His voice is to die for!

[@InhabitantOfOddworld]

"Hello Alan, it's me, Alan. Remember when you go to your book club to turn to page 394".