Alan's Funniest Moments (Part One) | Two and a Half Men

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[@abbieroseholden4174]

The on screen chemistry between Alan and Charlie was fantastic

[@lucasblanton5203]

Jon Cryer was my favorite actor from this series. He was absolutely perfect 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rickyhorndanczenacaweavfan3346]

I can’t tell who’s my favourite there all good actors with good scripts.😂😅😂

[@AttilatheThrilla]

Kandi and him were absolutely hilarious couple 😂😂

[@ahuralinna6184]

"He respects me enough to lie to me" 😂😭 "The student has become the master"🧨😭😭😂😂😂

[@judithakugizibwe7140]

😊❤😂

[@antonkomarov9025]

Haha😂 lol😅

[@ahuralinna6184]

"Well maybe not funny haha but certainly funny hihi" 😂😂😂Alan just made me laugh to hurt me

[@avatarjones6780]

Alan and Charlie are the best combination ever, they are all doing absolutely perfect. Best show of all time

[@AshaPrakashMohapatra]

It's the irony of the world that someone named "CRYER" made us laugh the most in our lives

[@ElChavo1128]

6:15 the moment Alan realized 🤣

[@SWyrick366]

"Oh, is that the girl who butch slapped me in your shower this morning?" "Oh come on, that was the most action you've had in months!"

[@AttilatheThrilla]

If you watched the whole series 3:35 was absolutely his best acting 😂

[@felixnobauer769]

„The washing machine will call you on your cell phone“ …. Well, that’s exactly what happens nowadays 🤣

[@antonkomarov9025]

Haha😂

[@Tribozom]

Frasier : Where?

[@nash6414]

1:40 you missed a part were Charli say “ Your welcome, Grasshopper 🙏🏼” 😂😂😂

[@antonkomarov9025]

LMFAO

[@sophiemckenzie7527]

I like this show so much that I still watch it I just love it makes me laugh ..

[@Richard.Blixten]

I watched it 'til the end. The best show and Seinfeld of course.

[@lucasblanton5203]

3:05 "OIIIIII YOIIII YOI YOIIIIII" lol

[@BeefPapa]

2:35 *Samsung grins proudly*

[@SovereignStatesman]

"And the cat's in the cradle and" "That's not funny!" Little boy blue cuz he needed the money.

[@robertbarnes4666]

this man was happy and doing ok until his wife decided to take that all away yet he still landed on his feet in the end

[@adriancrevan]

Cause she wasn't happy with him 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@counter546]

@@adriancrevan she wasn't happy with anyone or anything.

[@chowder1272]

Judith totally destroyed his life and Herb's too.

[@RyanGriffiths28]

Charlie didn't exactly help with Alan lawyer

[@00Tenrai00]

@@chowder1272 does she get what she deserved?

[@ellnats]

4:12 you gonna wash your hands? "no cuz im evil" its funny cuz lex luthor

[@sethstrattan7380]

He’s my Lex Luthor. It’s a crime James Gunn didn’t cast him

[@ollsmz9887]

3:55 I knew it !!

[@lucasblanton5203]

0:21 1:08 "HEY HEY HEY WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!!!!" lmaoooooo

[@Tribozom]

AH. He's not the innocent, he's the masturbator.

[@JustMeandLife]

3:59🤣🤣🤣

[@ryanbowald2425]

3:45 “A female is in the house she must be mounted” 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-pt2ln7fe3e]

2.5 dollars worth of gas 😂😂😂

[@Lifeangel2908]

Here herb says his wife passed away and at his wedding with Judith, his fiancé was trying to create a scene with Alan, he never talked about that woman

[@maxxymrice6200]

Alan: I can't leave my car on the street. What if someone tries to steal it? Charlie: your right! Leave the keys, gas money, and a thank you note.

[@heatherwanamaker8000]

This looks like a good show

[@kayrenee319]

it can be annoying or repetitive after a while but overall i definitely watch it when I'm bored!!

[@simonaborsodiova9315]

I love him so much❤ Jon Cryer❤

[@primallove]

_"You could not control yourself."_ He could; it takes conscious choice to be a womanizer. He _does not restrain_ himself. There's a difference. Self-restraint involves self-control, but not always the other way around.

[@Tribozom]

AH. He's not the innocent, he's the masturbator.

[@ronanthesuperginger]

3:15 lex Luthor talking to Alan Harper

[@josmclove4426]

🤘👍😃

[@LuisMurillo-yz3dw]

Anyone else still waiting for a new episode

[@rajranjan2241]

Me😊

[@MrBrownnn696]

The guy the plays Alan looks so much like a cousin of mine haha

[@Toshaboy1987]

Lol Charlie with mustqche

[@ahuralinna6184]

3:45 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@summertime6785]

3:49-4:07 *Skunk, Dog Crap, and Ketchup*

[@ketgremlin8776]

The show didn’t work when Charlie left because of him and jon together. If Jon left and it was Charlie and Ashton it would be just as bad

[@Tribozom]

By what?

[@antonkomarov9025]

Alan Harper, lol

[@ajarnett5814]

How come Alan is always flogging the dolphin?

[@somethingelse04]

To cope with his depression

[@elaineranhoff9358]

This show is best

[@friendlynudist2191]

His Viagra was expiring, and he didn't want to waste it.

[@IronMan-tk8uc]

On the first seasons, Alan was a very sympathetic character but when the show entered on its second half, my God, they really turned the guy into the very definition of a disgusting parasitic leech!

[@Tribozom]

AH. He's not the innocent, he's the masturbator.

[@boogitybear2283]

I always said that Chelsea was a better fit for Alan than Charlie.

[@georgebrice8329]

In some ways I agree she was too good for Charlie

[@otaviofernandes42]

esse show era tão bom, pena que o ego do charlie estragou tudo

[@MatthewG1247]

3:45

[@afonsodeportugal]

Herb was lying here!

[@jameshaggerty8348]

Alan Harper makes George Constanza look like a likable guy.

[@georgebrice8329]

I don't think anybody could make George Constanza likable

[@kennybegeske8824]

Jon Cryer

[@sousukeshigure7154]

After a year I'll get rid of Alan out of my beach house I helped u and now ur are ur own and don't bother coming back because I changed the locks and that includes the garage door good looking in my house freeloader

[@Conneck_Mhike]

He's your brother bra

[@10ones]

Free loader? Dude can’t even afford to put 5 dollars for gas

[@sousukeshigure7154]

@@10ones That's his problem not mine I let him and his kid stay here if he wants to continue to stay in my house he has to pay rent $2,500 if he can't pay I throw his stuff or sale it online

[@sousukeshigure7154]

@@Conneck_Mhike Doesn't matter I don't want my brother living with me for free his paying rent $2,000 and $500 for his kid

[@10ones]

@@sousukeshigure7154 it kind of is since Charlie made the divorce worse with the lawyer

[@hugobastos3891]

Normally Alan's funniest moments are also Charlie funniest ones , that ones never happened without Charlie .

[@Dennnis10B]

I'm at 60 years old and never had children. Doctors bless me, but the nurses at trios hate me. I receive much hate from all women.😅

[@SWyrick366]

"Had an interesting chat with your ex-wife today." "Oh, can't we just have a nice dinner?"

[@stevenstair1068]

What a leach he was!!!

[@Toshaboy1987]

Yeah

[@chilathecreativefox9098]

Who? Alan? 🤨

[@Tribozom]

Kisaku?

[@cyberdog4453]

How was the video more than 10 secs long?

[@00Tenrai00]

Don’t chiropractors make money?

[@10ones]

Well it depends. Chiropractor wasn’t as huge as it is today. And more than 50% of his income goes to his ex-wife and still has to pay to mortgage of his house, his own groceries his assistant his office. He doesn’t have much left over

[@ryanclark7962]

Even if they did he had to pay a shit ton of alimony to Judith and not to mention paying for some stuff for Jake. He was essentially broke because of Judith.

[@JamesSmith-ui2hv]

Can't stand Allan , he is the epitome of the woke

[@georgebrice8329]

I don't know about that they are way worse than Allan ever check out the arrowverse

[@user-bu6dz1yh9g]

Can't stand cryor

[@topherdaniel]

Alan has never been funny in this show

[@Dannychill]

You wouldn’t know comedy if it’s spit in your face