Jake Harper, Boy Genius | Two and a Half Men

[@NiVi192]

The hat scene might be little Angus's best acting moment!

[@patrickdenengelse9293]

"What are we having?" "What do you want?" "What you got?"😂😂😂

[@JoemanMr]

Jake: "You know..." 🤣🤣🤣

[@chightower1989]

The first one always kills me. Deer...D-E-E-R.....What..W-H-A-T.☠😂🤣😅

[@captainbluemccoy223]

English is an easy language isn’t it?

[@catherinebreitfeller669]

Oh yes !! 😂😂

[@williammitchell4417]

Schwab!!!

[@ONTHEEDGEFRED]

​@William Mitchell nope, that was Squab. And that was hilarious also.

[@ch-gd1pj]

this one cracks me

[@ppumpkin3282]

I saw one of the creators of the show talk about how they auditioned Jake. He said Jake was just like he was in the show, a normal kid, who really had no interest in acting, and was more interested in what food they had than anything else. I would imagine that Jake's personality influenced the script.

[@Corporate_Zombie]

OMG, I almost pissed myself reading this comment.

[@aaronhamos5925]

Sounds like me when I was a kid 😂

[@deannaduncan1775]

Don't believe I would have told that Aaron

[@Leevodevo]

Didn't know that lol wow but that was probably the same for the rest of the cast

[@baal1999]

But unlike in the show Angus T. Jones was a straight A-student in real life.

[@agoraphobicadam1171]

When Jake plays with the hat it's a classic.

[@NiVi192]

That's one of Angus's TOP 3 acting moments! 👌🏽

[@mxslick50]

"Who is this vod-kanockers you speak of?"

[@katybug6572]

….”hey, he likes girls & he can tell time. Count me in as a Happy Dad.” -Alan Harper Lol Classic ❤😂💯

[@TermlessHGW]

*I'm a happy dad. If you're gonna quote make sure it's correct.

[@mybodyisamachine]

The humor of this show was ahead of its time. One of the sitcoms of all time.

[@bracedgod4505]

*best

[@Zodroo_Tint]

You don't know what "ahead of its time" means.

[@merengue7139]

@@Zodroo_TintI think ageless is a better term, its still funny in todays day en age

[@owie4070]

​@@merengue7139 Yup 👍

[@asingha94]

bestt

[@michaelmurray5613]

Two and a half men's still number one after all these yrs. Funniest sitcom ever! The chemistry between Sheen and Cryer is well amazing. The humor is classic. Charlie Sheen is in his element. Too bad he couldn't hold on to it.

[@frozengamer3030]

In the early seasons Jake was the goat with his cheeky lines but later on in the seasons they made him dumb

[@catherinebreitfeller669]

Yes he was the cutest kid. Going into teens changes everything.

[@lorimiller4301]

He's so horrible looking now, you can't even tell they are the same person. 😢

[@neilgerace355]

"Because it was funnier." -- the finale

[@merengue7139]

@@catherinebreitfeller669its weird how some people age. Some will still look their child version and some will be completely different persons

[@JR-Mystic]

A strict diet of pizza and sugar will do that to a growing brain.

[@soumyabank]

This is one show I never wanted it to be ended

[@hallowedknight234]

It was sucking at the end tho

[@gamesmoney1025]

Well the show wouldn't really hold up even off Charlie was still in the show considering Jake is 30 now

[@gamesmoney1025]

Well the show wouldn't really hold up even if Charlie was still in the show considering Jake is 30 now

[@pamelalagree-kanotz6845]

Until Charlie left

[@Mikesworldna]

Naaas at the end they put Walden in and that's when the writing and the acting started loosing it....

[@thewiseone0808]

Who can forget the line, “oh god, How much I love this kid “

[@lilyramos6752]

This was the best sitcom ever! Hilarious! 🤣 One of my favorite episodes is the one where Jake sings Bohemian Rhapsody while Charlie is playing the piano 😆😆

[@joellepavolic1102]

Oh yes! The look on Charlie's face!!! Loved that show

[@lilyramos6752]

@@joellepavolic1102 Yes, that was so funny!!! 🤣🤣

[@vishalramadhin1261]

Nah was good but had better

[@lilyramos6752]

@@jelenajelenic9069 It does exist...season 3, episode 21: "And the Plot Moistens," which aired May 1, 2006. Check it out 😁

[@if-constexpr]

Plus, those times were just amazing. The 2000's and 2010-12, were just legendary. A far less crazy world, there were awesome shows like Two and a Half Men. I am glad to have lived in those times.

[@patrickryan1515]

"I'm Vod, Vod K'nockers." Jake's best line, next to: "There's pie?"

[@catherinebreitfeller669]

Typical Jake !! 😂😂

[@aisqwe6089]

its " the name is knockers, vod knockers"

[@patrickryan1515]

@@aisqwe6089 Goody Goody for YOU!

[@Mike-yh3py]

The name's K'nockers. "VOD". K'nockers. 😎

[@WhattAreYouSaying]

That line pops up in my head several times every day and I don't know why.

[@katybug6572]

Yea.. no offense to Ashton.. but I only enjoyed the seasons with Charlie. They r just, truly iconic and it’s what made the show- GREAT! ❤😂

[@moroka16]

So are my sentiments

[@juliamicha]

All offense to him. That guy defends pedophiles

[@nonamewillbegiven2412]

Be quiet

[@sharongodino]

I didn't like it when Ashton was in it. The whole beginning was really stupid!

[@nonamewillbegiven2412]

@@sharongodino no one cares weirdo. It's just a show

[@roxannemitchell-m8d]

I love the way Jake always adds food to everything he says

[@kaffir76]

He was cute as a kid. Period. 😂😂

[@KingDavo215]

4:21 might just be the funniest jake seen ive ever seen😂😂

[@alexlaliashvili5240]

Maybe, Not only his 😂😂

[@EagleOneM1953]

Finally, an episode where everything is where it's supposed to be and not flipped horizontally for 'copyright' purposes..... the door to the porch is to the left of the fridge and the sink to the right.... And again.... Jon Cryer was superb in his role as Alan...... much underrated actor who can bring sarcasm like few can and his timing is perfect..... This was a great and funny episode with the will call and the 'Hot girl at twelve o' clock' Hey, he likes girls and he can tell time, I'm a happy dad'.... Sarcasm at its best... and then the 'There is pie?'' 🤣🤣

[@dncarac]

I mark those as 'don't suggest video to me'

[@JR-Mystic]

Yes, the nerve of these content makers, how dare they make a video that you'd never see because it got flagged and immediately taken down.

[@judd442009]

The first clip was one of the best "Who's-on-First" segments of the series.

[@tsipher]

“I want chicken” that poor bastard lol at the mercy of a kid

[@joannevega5381]

I love this show. Especially Jon and Charlie alone in a scene

[@mimfi]

Jake with the hat 😂😂😂

[@sameerthakur720]

He looks like the proverbial blonde chick ...except he's a guy....a guy guy, not one of those Trans Girl-guys.

[@mohmoudfarah1897]

Grandma: Deer...D E E R. Jake: What... W H A T. Grandma: What is wrong with him? If that does not make you laugh, then something is wrong with you. 😂😂😂

[@llydrsn]

At least he spelled W-H-A-T correctly

[@williammitchell4417]

Schwab!!

[@JohnClMeis]

You have 69 Likes.

[@justrude66]

7:12 Funniest scene in the history of the show.

[@RWAC685]

Charlie: What Do You Want? Jake: What Do You Got? Me: Genius.

[@catherinebreitfeller669]

😂😂🤪 oh yeah !!!

[@gage__tm]

First seasons were great

[@falconz006]

Jake was so much better when he was younger

[@samlsd9711]

"I'm sorry dad, you lost me" ❣😂😂😂😂😂😂 I think kids are their most self from 2 to10

[@wildmike951]

I like how Jake knew how to flip the hat before putting it on @ 7:50

[@RodrickMarsMoon]

7:12 Jake just became a mafia guy from a 40s animation out of nowhere 😂.

[@Johndnguyen1982]

Jake is one the best character child star ever make.

[@lindajackson2382]

This show was SOOOO good!

[@suzannehershey2765]

I love it ! Keep it coming in my old age!😊

[@MrRayMac1963]

Little Jake was so funny.

[@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld]

Oh. I guess she called LAST weekend.. Anson had the best comic timing I have ever seen

[@upreydeen]

Aparently Jake was not Alan's son, Judith had an affair with the "landscaper" lol

[@Jennieturnsmeon]

First four seasons were the best

[@riri074]

Gold.

[@andrewcarlton6357]

I was never into this show but I agree. The show went downhill went Jake became a teenager. He wasn't funny anymore. Also Alan becoming such a mooch in later seasons.

[@NinjaNuggets21]

WE NEED A REUNION.

[@godzillaking9402]

Oh god ! James’s cheek is crazy cute

[@JohnClMeis]

Who’s?

[@pulkitthakur1922]

The cold start where berta asks to stay in the house It’s the best🤣🤣🤣

[@ozchoz]

5:58, I wonder why they didn't do another take and just left the boom mike in scene.

[@FlyntPrince]

Nice eye, I've seen these episodes a million times, and i never noticed that 😂 the show probably didn't even notice it either.

[@abhishekravoor]

Didn't get u bro🤔

[@ozchoz]

@@abhishekravoor look above their table at that timestamp and you can see the boom mike.

[@Cardlimits]

"boy" being the operative word in this kids growth.

[@peakyblinders25dec]

Jake is nuts 😆😆😆

[@strikeforcealpha9343]

When was the last time you ate anything? Stop giggling, you kno what I mean.

[@informationyes]

"He likes girls and he cant tell the time" that sounds really bad lol

[@arunesh5273]

One Pothole can change ur life forever. 😂😂😂 I believe that

[@jeffrowisdabest]

How could you cut the ending? The name's Kanockers. Vod Kanockers.

[@Leevodevo]

Right?

[@sinariahi-rq1kn]

Charly , best uncle ever !

[@rmbabariya4242]

In reality two and a half man was meant to be Charlie and Jake as two men and Alan is the half man

[@Chatisthisrealquestionmark]

this humor is so now back in the day.

[@phoenixnair]

The name’s K-NOCKERS, VOD K-NOCKERS!

[@eustuslukwesa8205]

It's the spelling part for me 😂😂 Grandma: 🦌 D-E-E-R Jake: What (W-H-A-T) Oh no... about mastication 😂😂😂

[@antonkomarov9025]

ROFL

[@collinsilvera9915]

Remember he killed it in bringing down the house.Jake that is

[@enesasdfgh2400]

Good old days🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@programming8304]

Help me to speaking English fluently like you guys and after get select in interview I'll pay you.

[@icanget9683]

​@@programming8304wtf?

[@lilmomo6482]

The names Kaknockers ... Vod Kaknockers 😂😂😂

[@jmccallion2394]

There you go! Another classic!

[@CJ-442]

Honestly, I prefer young Jake. He wasn’t dumb, just naive. When he got bad grades, it’s wasn’t because it was too difficult for him, it just didn’t hold his interest. As he got older though, he just became more and more retarded. The jokes with young Jake were funny bc they forced you to think in an unconventional manner in order to understand how Jake’s adolescent mind works. As he got older, though, there was only the one joke: “Ha-ha, fat kid’s dumb and overeats.”

[@userbasba]

What a coincidence, I have a French nephew just like Jake. The strange thing is that when he grew up, he landed a job as an engineer with an American firm.

[@solanoscrossoverproduction3930]

8:07 "Drink, Gamble, and Hump."

[@DeanoWeb]

nice boom mic at 5:59

[@DrDNP87]

Didn't like how show writers converted him to a fool when grown up...whole character vibe could have been better... had he been smart and mischievous...

[@codykeith5144]

But who honestly didn't see it headed that way from day one? Cmon lol. That was his entire thing, do dumb things and make us laugh, like when he had the hat on that Charlie gave him and was making faces while they argued, oblivious as a mf to them

[@DrDNP87]

@@codykeith5144 that's the point...to make us laugh they played around with the character too much...rather than keeping character's own unique attributes...

[@AnthonySforza]

While I get that it was the writers and their attempt to keep the same formula and vibe from the beginning, despite that he was growing up, I always assumed that the thematic reason was that he wasnt actually dumb, it's just Charlie's perspective and we're seeeing characterized versions of everyone, through his eyes. Kind of like how Alan wasn't as bad or cheap as we saw, he just overstayed his welcome and everything he did pushed Charlie over the edge.

[@sharongodino]

I didn't like it when he grew up.

[@nonamewillbegiven2412]

@@sharongodino well guess that weirdo, kids grow up

[@denekabudget]

😂😂😂😂 I miss this show

[@catherinebreitfeller669]

Me too !!

[@sanzianagoglinache8696]

Me too

[@danielcarmeli7624]

I love the child. 😂

[@sameerthakur720]

I like the masticating joke.

[@michaelnaisbitt1590]

truly a great show always guarenteed a laugh pity Sheen broke down could not be really replaced writers ran out of ideas when Jake grew up

[@michaelmurray5613]

Charlie Sheen can never be replaced! After Charlie left the show it ended! Never watched it with what's his name. Jon Cryer while good could never carry the show without Charlie. I watch reruns w Charlie on Peacock. Never get sick of Sheen

[@guypeate3628]

Evelyn: "dear, d.-e.-a.-r" Jake: "what? W-.h-.a.-t" Jake was hilarious, LMAO

[@lorimiller4301]

Its deer, the beautiful animal who should live free without threat of being eaten.

[@jackblast5809]

You cut out the “peace out” lol

[@racheltuomi8695]

"Theres piiee?"😂

[@mikebayong8057]

He likes girls and can tell time 😂😂😂😂 I am a happy dad....

[@cjoe1950]

0:46 There is no game cartridge in it. Blooper.

[@ernietetrault3403]

"... and they shall call him, Jake"

[@9014jayvictor]

Yep The hat scene in super great acting !

[@JedidiahNorris]

I love it ! Keep it coming in my old age!. WE NEED A REUNION..

[@charlesgreco6964]

Always funny. Still makes me laugh.

[@thedarkcriminal1658]

I like girls and I can tell time too but my dad isn't happy.

[@ipellaers]

It's cause yer 35.

[@LucianDevine]

@@ipellaers And still in 5th grade.

[@maxxymrice6200]

The name's Kanockers. Vod Kanockers.

[@chightower1989]

I was hoping the video was long enough to see that part.

[@cholin883]

Evelyn may be savage but Jake can easily defeat her with his cute stupidity 😂

[@evilqtip7098]

Best show ever😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@katybug6572]

…”Drink, Gamble & Hump..!!” Lol 😂 ❤ ..Spoken like a true, red-blooded, American Man..! lol.. that’ll also eventually have a prob or 2 in the future but for now, it’s cute! lol 😂💜✌️👍

[@karengarrod8758]

Love this show no good with out Charlie

[@catherinebreitfeller669]

Never watched with Kutcher but it was never the same.

[@WhattAreYouSaying]

@@catherinebreitfeller669 I watched maybe 5 Kutcher episodes just to give it a try, it was terrible.

[@JohnnyBravo-n9o]

It never ceases to amaze me. That generation can't tell time on a regular clock or figure out how to dial an old style phone

[@oliverpony]

Jake reminds me of an old childhood friend that used to have

[@AscheWholeProductions]

"He'll still be living here when he's 30." = Well, yeah, it's a beach house in Malibu, why would you ever want to leave?

[@rhawk9988]

@ 558 you can see a mic on the top left of the screen

[@catherinebreitfeller669]

This was the funniest sitcom on tv - right up there with “Frazier”. It had me rolling with laughter. I always wondered how they (writers etc) got away with so much sexual content though. It was Very graphic a lot of the time. Plus Jake was just a kid & really should not have I. This show. He was a child comic genius though who seems to have grown up basically undamaged. I didn’t like it when Sheen got the boot & quit watching.

[@davidohara5626]

Thanks love 💕

[@davidohara5626]

❤ David O'Hara today call 🤙😊

[@charliebrown6590]

“Dear God, he’s a door stop that ears!” 😂 😂

[@larrylund2682]

the show is really all about JAKE. SUPERSTAR!

[@harlequin6119]

the 2nd bit has an error that is not where the headphone jack is

[@holyfrenchfry]

BEST COMEDY EVER.

[@rafioo7jb]

Somebody suggest a better sitcom than this so i can get out of this over and over watching, im in a TAAHM loop.

[@icanget9683]

Modern Family

[@rafioo7jb]

@@icanget9683i used to watch the bits of this modern but nothing can match Charlie 😎 Awooo

[@joannevega5381]

Watch it every time it is on

[@venukrithish007]

Himym, tbbt

[@keithbannister9271]

SEINFELD!!!!

[@Sahilkumar-ex2pi]

Imagine Charlie Harper and Jake ufff later seasons they would be tearing it up

[@mouadaarif]

I made sure i masticated 20 times while watching this

[@manuelpayan1319]

Does anyone know what game he was playing???

[@omeruo247]

I really miss this show

[@blofeld2430]

At least he managed to spell "what" right.

[@jackcuellar357]

Charlie was the show. When he left it was best to end it. The quality was gone.

[@shobharege9429]

What do you want. What you got...

[@59771006]

“Hey he likes girls and can tell time I’m a happy dad” What if he liked guys and can tell time would you still be a happy dad?