Singlish conversation

[@EsmeClips]

"How many dollars?" "Cheap-cheap" These lines really made me realize how different our languages are from English.

[@urbonx]

Oh hi mark

[@xXxSkyViperxXx]

is siok siok cheap cheap not the same in singlish? when i hear this with just hokkien and english knowledge without malay knowledge, they are all cheap cheap to me

[@Feudorkannabro]

Definitely it is different since it is a English-based creole just like Jamaican patois

[@syarifidayat]

It's same, somehow unique hahaa

[@kenngwong1705]

They’re poorly educated man😒

[@lyhi7622]

We are very multi-cultural We speak about 47 different languages in a sentence with 68 dialects

[@araisikewai]

There was that time when I speak in 6 languages in a single meeting of 4 people. Each communicate in different languages between each other.

[@thesauce1682]

Asean have so many languages mix together, malay,arabic,mandarin,english, and many more. Probably because of the ancient trade routes of malacca strait connecting far east and west.

[@SimonFerocius]

Only Indonesians, Singaporeans, Malaysians, and Brunei's could understands this kind of language 😄

[@deerumiofficial3329]

🤣

[@APersonOnYouTubeX]

We are uh…four of a kind

[@pinngg6907]

[Sentence]-lah

[@arquitensproduction8001]

We are same same, no reason to be confused lah 😂

[@SimonFerocius]

@@arquitensproduction8001 I agree with u lah...

[@hafiiz346]

Somehow as malaysian, i can understand the way his talk😂

[@omegoshtv5288]

As indonesian, Me either

[@babitonggek148]

smelly smelly xD

[@allenduckburgermizmowitz7157]

also as a Chinese

[@xiaoyu7495]

rojak english

[@wrblue08]

Busuk busuk

[@rajessingh3986]

These guys are simply the best of the best in the planet. Their comic timing, dialogue delivery is just out of this world. Discovered these legends in the 80s, still fangirling them as an auntie (i am in my 40s)

[@lontongstroong]

When Media Corp hadn't morphed yet into Media Corpse 💀

[@mrsocks8]

What are their names?

[@zhenniwang6818]

Yes, what is this show called, I want to watch more of it!

[@share_accidental]

@@mrsocks8white shirt = henry thia checkered shirt = mark lee they’re still acting today!

[@Eyoki777]

This English isn't that hard to understand once you get used to the accent. I am from the North West of England and once when I was a teenager I had to go to Newcastle, a city in the North East, for an interview. The dialect there is called Geordie. With younger people it's more of a sing-song accent, but with old people, especially back then, it was practically like a foreign language when you heard it. I stopped an old man for directions and after asking him to repeat himself twice, I gave up, thanked him politely and decided I'd just have to hope for the best. Maybe I'd find my destination by accident.

[@mxgirl918]

I find the Geordie accent easier to understand compared to the Northern Irish or Glaswegian accents. In Asia where Man Utd is one of the most popular clubs, they often had to subtitle Sir Alex Ferguson's interviews even in English-language media.

[@teamyordle23]

I'm high af and this scene makes total sense. Oscars winning acting

[@麻馬華公會會長MCA]

Weed or ice?

[@stoggafllik]

Overdosed Junkie

[@verochiovllardy224]

Hahaha 420 vibes

[@AqilKamaludin]

wake and bake fellas

[@icarus2k]

In singapore you can go to jail for a long time for that 🤣🤣🤣

[@RahulKushwaha-vw6be]

Indian net. I'm dead 😂😂😂😂

[@khooyiting5828]

笑死我了好笑internet say India net😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FelixGotGamefr]

some chinese people or etc dont know how pronouns english are sometimes dont understand and i am also mandarin but i still understand english

[@ritawae]

Lol

[@ce3027]

@@FelixGotGamefr chinese or mandarin people? I think it should be chinese or chinese people(maybe)

[@FelixGotGamefr]

@@ce3027 Chinese

[@dreadinside654]

This is so classic! They're so young!

[@thomasrobertson2225]

Good video! Thanks to the author for his good work! I'd like to recommend Yuriy Ivantsiv's practice book Polyglot Notes: Practical Tips for Learning Foreign Language. This book has many useful methods for learning a foreign language, how to develop your memory, how to memorize words, learn grammar, quickly learn to speak, read and write. All recommend this excellent book! Good luck to everyone in learning a foreign language!

[@Reforming_LL]

If that approach you’re recommending is closer to traditional methods than to input heavy methods like Refold/AJATT, that may not be worth a read.

[@reeseyme9613]

64MB ram ah, those were the days

[@weeyangtoh6049]

Computers were that expensive during those times with such poor specs😱We really come a long way😮

[@nekozombie]

@@weeyangtoh6049 Absolutely, jesus. What does the future have in store for the average consumer? :o

[@crypeton]

Go to the future Buy old computer Go back to past

[@shawn1320]

@@weeyangtoh6049 now 64 gb

[@GF-mf7ml]

My computer have 6gb internal storage.

[@gamingsplatoon888]

That's why, I'm proud to be an Asian

[@Bob-lz2cs]

Watching from Manipur, Northeast India. The accent is identical to the tribals' English here.

[@isaaclim8645]

Indian nets

[@noelrobinson2307]

ah yes, i remember the "light sabers" in BEST at IMM. haha

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Hello SC

[@ken_q]

as someone who just visited Singapore, I can confirm that I freaked out and used full brain power to understand what they said at first

[@Emsyaz]

Ouhh ok..you from which country?

[@ken_q]

@@Emsyaz I’m half Vietnamnese/Japanese tho but i think my English is not that bad

[@rezavahlevi949]

I can't stop smiling and laughing watching this really old video

[@cac1504]

Best ad for Best Denki

[@SerchhipChelsea]

Reminds me of Taro in Mind your Language. 😂😂😂

[@officialnyiyanmoehtet]

Same.

[@theawkwardamateurpotato6134]

You don't know how proud I am to be a chinese Malaysian and understand everything he was saying.

[@voon7820]

Malaysian Chinese, not the other way round. Pls lah

[@toazethegecko]

Me a Malaysian: No cap, I legit understand what they're talking about.

[@leechanghyun]

Me watching this video before going on a trip to Singapore: 😂😂😂

[@lufasumafalu5069]

64 mb computer ? no one need more than 640KB memory..

[@DMSProduktions]

Bill Gates!

[@kamalyandluri4298]

Fact that i learned English by watching movies in English subs but didn't got the courage to speak with people. People scares me

[@keepitalivebro]

I mean if you know Hokkien, Chinese, and English, you’re pretty much set

[@keepitalivebro]

ie if you’re Taiwanese

[@Lanlao_story]

Dont say like that lah! He's ok mah... I'm Thai but I live in SG now 🤣

[@17arando]

Honestly other than the switches out of English, easier to understand for me than someone from Glasgow by far haha To a native speaker, "how many money" is totally understandable even though it sounds funny. I think its harder for people who are speaking English as a second language who have a different language as their first. But if your first language is English, Singlish is pretty clear. Chop his vegetable head doesn't make any sense on its own for example, but we'd probably guess the meaning more or less by the context.

[@hyundaisonata8128]

Man I’m a Malaysian-Indian and I love this!

[@aliancer]

This video was uploaded in 2016, but the scene is looks like it was in 1996 Singapore is surely great at keeping their heritage, even in technology

[@jamesdlatovskiy589]

The scene is old

[@jamesdlatovskiy589]

Huh

[@Paixpeacehippy]

life’s great well damn

[@timelapsesofsingapore5674]

The movie was in 1999.

[@rishiraj4626]

Love that sound.

[@anjaymabar9725]

This is actually quite understandable , when i visited singapore , theres a foreigner who native in english that cant even understand singlish . They speak so fast la 😂

[@ekadiyanroihan]

What name of this film?

[@NewlineVoid]

Ah yes, good old Indian-net

[@Daniel-df6gw]

This movie is very classic in 90s. Henry Thia and Mark Lee want to buy a computer they don't know how to speak English for shop assistant

[@Atmos_Glitch]

It's too funny lmao!

[@UCx80L8rXNSjrdfWYG9Id5bQ]

just realized the whole convo is one take, damn.

[@dxelson]

damn, 64 mb RAM, how times have changed

[@kiddoblast5112]

kocaakkk.....singlish keren...wkwkwk

[@wesly2704]

Wahlauuuu meh okkieee lah..90’ remember that electronic shop BEST.

[@calvintieu666]

Shit ! I love this kind of accent

[@DDisintegration]

What is language? For what? Communication!

[@gyurmethlodroe1774]

Singlish with la suffux sounds like Bhutan-lish

[@redhidinghood9337]

Why is no one talking abour the older guy he's so handsome

[@hanmoh2788]

I felt like I am in Singapore already.

[@wafiyudin4436]

Loled at ' ketuk us ah'

[@神崎狂三]

They are like the Singaporean version of Redford White and Babalu, famous comedians in the Philippines

[@judytan9062]

It’s still funny after so many years!

[@rain2269]

Omg i still remember this when it was still an advertisement on tv hahahaha

[@CharDhue]

"64mb" kid nowadays will laugh

[@gi_mampus_la7413]

Nah cause I actually talk like this when ever I talk to my friends or family 😂

[@yan.weather]

Our printers are always very beautiful 😂

[@yanhakim6558]

Only true blue singaporeans can understand

[@nathanweng874]

cheebai 1999 dlr 64 mb, I open youtube, the computer explode alrd meh

[@omegoshtv5288]

Knn lah 😂

[@johnnyc6617]

OPEN KZbin? It’s not a real solid stuff,How? You mean USE it lol?

[@麻馬華公會會長MCA]

1999 where got youtube

[@canuck2444]

2000 dollars for MEGABYTES of ram. Wow have times changed..

[@itdenelll]

Why is this in my timeline. Lol. Gila

[@noviact94]

Low pride chip chip he syok syok happy happy

[@ieatbananaswiththepeel4782]

Bro I’ve been mostly been speaking English my whole life and I can understand this. I have unlocked a new plane of existence.

[@lengluiiii5528]

"smelly smelly get 2 computer laaa" busuk busuk dpt 2 komputer ahahahahahahhhahaha

[@legacy3352]

How many money..lol

[@wakasiharubiru2225]

not many money... Okokok wo pu yow

[@slaiyfershin]

What movie was this from?

[@joesama3282]

That one no enough (1999)

[@kangkinkang]

What talking you? My England are very good.😁

[@눈에눈이들어가니눈물]

What an unique experience

[@Felixxxxxxxxx]

I had Singaporeans calling me I Singlish when I worked the nightshift . As a Swede I can confirm that it is very hard to understand , harder than any Indian or Scottish accent of English .

[@TejasChew]

The only difficulty I can think of is that we speak quite quickly and we slur a fair bit, somewhat like Classroom and Street French 😂

[@Felixxxxxxxxx]

​@TejasChew perhaps the people who called me where simply not to great at English because when listening to it on KZbin I can usually understand everything.

[@masterchen8744]

挺好看的剧情啊，哈哈哈哈，有意思啊 😀😀😀😀😀

[@x_pogbirb3521]

"Computer very fast, 64mb ram" Meanwhile me complaining about my 4gb ram laptop, oh how time changes

[@yoovanshubajaj6125]

You should consider buying an SSD

[@adityarahmanda]

@@yoovanshubajaj6125 Agreed, my laptop 5 times faster after installing SSD

[@intriguingfacts5434]

That's because you use WIndows 10, already run out of RAM when opening Chrome with a few tabs.....Windows 95 ran smoothly with 64MB RAM

[@superrookie-1]

The crappy operating system changed, Linux

[@SonySMRTLim]

64MB ram, those were certainly the times.....

[@Happytylermovieproducction]

and now we have 64GB of Ram as an option

[@alpzepta]

Lim Ming Quan also This Movie is in 1999 so 128/256 are more likely to be common sometimes can go extreme as 512MB PC133 Ram.

[@Jamie-yz5hs]

Very fast already in these days!!😂😂😂

[@nickryan6787]

@@alpzepta in the future we'll get 5TB of ram as the cheapest option for *laptops*

[@TET2005]

$1999 in 1999 was indeed the market rate... rem I got a 128MB ram pc in 2001 is $2000 plus.

[@dawidtan8]

Singaporeans in The 1980's: _speaks a very beautiful english_ Singaporeans Now: I Like your Accent Lah

[@asusamjad]

Yeah lots of maglish or english rojak

[@красивыйШамир]

excuse me! ???

[@speedflexie4665]

this one from the 90s

[@jont2576]

U saw that 1990s mrt video? Anyway those English speakers were probably the wealthy upper middle class singaporeans from the colonial times pre 1960s that could afford a formal British education in private schools or something.....those newscasters that u saw on TV in the 1980s Majority of the local population the peasantry 90 percent learnt English from local teachers from the public education system hence they speak English with a heavy local sinkie accent...... And is usually not as posh or refined or elegant as the native English speakers from Britain or wherever.......

[@chanhoong2073]

Singaporeans in 1980's speak Chinese, Malay etc and that's when we are the fastest growing economy. now youngster like speak english but working attitude cannot make it. jialat

[@timonlopezz2588]

"how many money?" "Your English is so bad.. I say is better" Also him: "how many dollar?" 💀😂

[@timonlopezz2588]

@@Jon-os7qr okay then? I'm just doing a meme lol what a spoiler

[@aintmucho5257]

@@Jon-os7qr if that's not a meme then it is a meme

[@TschikoDeutsch]

How many dollars is okay How many dollars do you have in your pocket?

[@mammontustado9680]

Nope, that's not what he said. Stop pulling "memes" from your ass.

[@timonlopezz2588]

@@mammontustado9680 no one asked Lmao-

[@Astailic]

Not only funny as heck. But anyone else appreciate and noticed, that the entire scene was done in one continuous take!

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Driver Chauffeur USD SGD

[@wilowwells]

That’s the funny thing about Singapore, English speakers can’t understand their singlish, but most mandarin speakers can’t understand their Mandarin either.

[@MixSonaProductions]

Not even the Fujian and Hokkian people can understand their Hokkian

[@daviddsun9702]

but they are not saying Mandarin.

[@rachelcookie321]

I mean this was pretty easy to understand

[@playmakersmusic]

Singlish wasn't meant for English speakers to understand. It was a way for our ancestors and early settlers to communicate with one another because they lack a common language. The only way Malay, Chinese, Indians could communicate was through a pidgin that developed into a creole language. Don't worry, we don't expect you to know Singlish, it's cringe when others try to imitate it as well. For the Mandarin, I'm pretty sure my Taiwanese and Malaysians have no problem understanding me. That's the same as how Singaporeans don't understand how some Northern Chinese speak as well.

[@playmakersmusic]

@@MixSonaProductions Hokkien*

[@patryk635]

- Do you speak ENGLISH? - Of course lah! SINGLISH also caaan

[@peluvefinger]

Patryk Kruk lol XD My Singapore and Malay friends for some reason always add that “lah” at the end of sentence

[@ghostchua69]

@SinisterÆnigmA Woi this comment years ago sial, no need to reply lah, months ok, kau tak need no more reply yes

[@cheers9503]

@@ghostchua69 bruh let him be laaa ,bukan tambah beras kau pun klau kesah psl dia

[@hiroshiyamashita2090]

Most probably drunk or SICK in the HEAD. Loser from some foreign land trying to tune into Singapore. Probably can't make it in his homeland, WHAT A LOSER!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL

[@ghostchua69]

@@hiroshiyamashita2090 Who were you referring to...

[@tianshisake2730]

as a malaysian i understood every word he said, the “how many dollar?" *"tiks"* is the most chinese/malay thing a chinese/malay could say.

[@mrkslva4231]

you guys all look the same

[@xinrew]

@@mrkslva4231 ok and? how does that relate to this lol

[@sunhopii8534]

@@mrkslva4231 damn I wish I could look like asian pop stars

[@craftah]

@@sunhopii8534 thats gay

[@Tater_Toot]

Don’t forget “eat medicine” and “open the lights”

[@Ethan348]

"Indian-net" Me and the boys: "Indians, assemble!"

[@bheem_sen_]

🤣🤣🤣

[@hhfbko]

Assemble!

[@manithangavalu7885]

I'm a Singaporean, and i grew with this HUMOUR! I can relate to the reality of how spontaneous and innocent this was part of the Culture It's a blessing growing up with my Chinese neighbors and I've happy memories and the best days of my life. Now it's portrayed as a comedy.

[@katemoon7476]

This is very funny, and all I wanted to see was just an example of Sanglish. The two of them are a perfect pair.

[@RonLarhz]

It's singlish. This is real singlish. Not those "uneducated" youngsters that think hokkien vulgarity = singlish.

[@APersonOnYouTubeX]

@@RonLarhz ya lor

[@joskethegreat4154]

@@APersonOnKZbinX Your translation (prior to the youtube update) says "Cookie2Buckus8FskJungwa or Lore". This is definitely Singlish.

[@rosh1316]

@@joskethegreat4154 LMAO

[@APersonOnYouTubeX]

@@joskethegreat4154walao eh you only like that then know meh

[@dodgeindahaus]

As a malaysian,i can understand this 100%

[@annemariw3169]

Me too

[@muhammadbagussetiawanatmaj4905]

As an Indonesian, I can understand it too

[@NotAnonymous_STA]

As a Singaporean I can understand this as well

[@shojintam4206]

As a Hong Konger, I can understand 50%

[@shaifuladlyzakaria8878]

@@muhammadbagussetiawanatmaj4905 Bukan cina indonesia fasih Bahasa Indonesia ke?

[@kuromaki6226]

Wait a sec? Ik singlish is considered weird but as an Indonesian and part of the SEA gang, I always thought everyone who speaks english would definitely understand it because the concept is simple 😂

[@GKPB]

Their accent plus their pronunciation and lack of knowledge of how to make a proper sentence is what makes it difficult to understand, I'm not that great with english either since it's not my first language but I'm more used to listen the accent from USA and european countries

[@elijahhmarshall]

Trust me, we can understand lol. At least Americans probably can because even our own English is so broken and full of words from other languages we can pretty much pick up any accent/dialect/etc out there lol. Not to mention the very large amount of immigrants. You can honestly get by pretty well here with even basic English.

[@rachelcookie321]

I’m from New Zealand and I can understand about 70% of it. It’s not too hard but not as easy as English from other countries.

[@exelero7310]

I'm a native English speaker from South Africa and understood nearly all they were saying, except for the few slang/loan words here and there. Probably helps that many people here have a very strong accent when speaking English too, so I'm more used to different pronunciation, and we also have tons of loan words from other languages. Funnily enough, I found this easier to understand than some British accent videos I watched lol, some of those are impossible, not to mention that Irish farmer, I've watched that video like 5 times and still barely have a clue what he is even saying (and he's speaking English!)

[@di-gun5791]

With subtitles sure... irl they're speaking very fast with a thick accent. It would be very hard to pick up in real time.

[@Isaac-gh5ku]

0:01 Who else felt nostalgic when you see people enter a PC store during the 90s and early 2000s, and seeing all these hardwares and gadgets of that time?

[@johnnysalienagenda5409]

yes

[@avourrito1819]

The countries close around Malaysia and Singapore can understand this kind of English and I feel nothing but pride that we understand eachother's English like this

[@RIZFERD]

How low then.. Only be proud if you're a complete multiracial multilingual living around the world all alone since childhood like me.

[@jagindas5714]

As a Malaysia , need to translate this English accent to malay in my head first ,then figure it out in English back to understand it, Singlish= "My friend said ah , this price ah, smelly-smelly can get 2 computer" Malay= " kawan saya cakap , harga macam ni busuk-busuk pon beli 2 computer" English=" my friend tell me, that he can get 2 computer for the same price"

[@AbsoluteMalarkey]

Thank you for explaining that line!

[@Dalziel45]

Really lost the essence of the sentences in your translations...

[@bowlampar]

"Indian net" , how many money! is this Sin-glish ??. wow! haha....

[@educatorthe7162]

Honestly, I appreciate Singaporeans who embrace Singlish rather than those who deny it exists and brag about how 'perfect' Singapore is. Singlish could be the one single thing that is uniquely Singaporean instead of the 'European Country in the East' that some Singaporeans dream of. Beauty is in the imperfection, my friends.

[@hong-ingphinn9412]

As a Taiwanese hokkien speaker, i can understand 100% of this video.😂

[@patricktjia]

btw do young people in Taiwan still speak Hokkien?

[@hong-ingphinn9412]

@@patricktjia Most young people can't speak Hokkien in Taiwan now, especially in north Taiwan.

[@hong-ingphinn9412]

@@patricktjia I can't speak Hokkien before I learned Hokkien by myself when I was 15. Now I'm 18, I can speak and write Hokkien in fluent. In addition, I'm the only Hokkien speaker in my class.

[@WizardSoon]

I bet you read the subtitles. 😂

[@TCSSH-bc8pk]

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[@GabrielLites]

As someone who’s half Singaporean, I can understand everything they said

[@rachelcookie321]

As someone from New Zealand, I can understand most of what they said

[@foxhound9396]

@@rachelcookie321 Nani ???

[@Unteroffizier]

$1999 for a 64MB Ram config computer, back then the manufacturers were based in Singapore. Now with the production in China and a mature technology 8GB ram computer cost like S1000 only. Maybe a little higher in this COVID-19 pandemic.

[@Zeemas]

Don't forget to factor in inflation and Sing Dollar value during that time.

[@mimiace9361]

😅 It's at Best ( you can see in the background)= Japan

[@jaekheory6006]

@@mimiace9361 but best denki is in singapore?

[@mimiace9361]

@@jaekheory6006 There are Best Denki in Singapore. If it was film there most likely a popular place Singaporean get their electronic from during that period. 🤣 You are using KZbin it's isn't that hard to search it on the internet you know

[@jaekheory6006]

@@mimiace9361 that was a RESPONSE OKAY? you said this was filmed in japan, which i replied that it was from singapore. by reading it as an actual question, it wouldn't make sense for me to comment.

[@madhanize]

Do people actually find it difficult to understand his English? I’m Indian and I understand like 70 percent of what he says..

[@Needsmoreflash]

well maybe you're used to hearing people pronounce English words incorrectly. I'm from the U.S and I'd say I picked up 40% of it. Had it not been for the subtitles I probably would understand less to be honest.

[@Needsmoreflash]

What does he say at 1:21? To me it sounds like he says "My friend go outside smelly-smelly can buy 2 computer at this price." but that makes no sense 😕 Why did she call him Uncle? What does "He beautiful beautiful give you" mean?

[@madhanize]

@@Needsmoreflash I’m Assuming what he tried to interpret is like for the price of the current computer they show in the clip, he could’ve bought 2 computers in a store of much worser condition lmao. Reminder: I only get around like 70 percent of what he says so ye.

[@rachelcookie321]

@@Needsmoreflash I’m from New Zealand and I understood like 70% of it too.

[@Needsmoreflash]

@@rachelcookie321 not surprising, which of us is closer to Singapore

[@armanzakwan1898]

I love this accent. Its fun to listen to when you're at the shops.

[@wachamcaulid]

As a Filipino, I don’t fully understand this but the way they switch to English and other languages is how I talk to other people in my regional language

[@xXxSkyViperxXx]

this is somewhat how chinese filipinos in the philippines talk like too. my family today can still codeswitch between hokkien, tagalog, english, and sometimes even mandarin. like kungyari, gua e-hiau (我會曉) din pero not everyone marunong magkong-ue (mag-講話) like this. ming bai ma? (明白吗?)

[@wachamcaulid]

@@xXxSkyViperxXx yeesss

[@reverseoblationrun]

Stop explo iting under age boy n dity during circum Phi, shame on Phi feminist for pretend they don't know. Also obrun unfair always young male been objectified full frontal at institute (the reverse even just tanktop can be gender issues at institute, let alone bikini, let alone half nkd top less female). Funny seeing Filipinos ladies upset over lingerie yet next day defend nak d men hypocrite.

[@samgyeopsal569]

@@xXxSkyViperxXx 原來菲律賓的福建人猶會寫閩南文。😁

[@xXxSkyViperxXx]

@@samgyeopsal569 是啊，在馬尼拉義山有咱人字讀來是閩南話。高甲戲對泉州來菲律宾講福建話用漢文字，但是咱人學堂讀國語合國音合拼音。

[@bhlacks]

I went to ask a direction in Singapore, had the same confussion as when I asked direction in Scotland. I was living in London at that time so I'm not that too unfamiliar with strong accented english, but boy, I could only understand the direction from the gesture they made.

[@teckhakong8287]

7

[@ze5627]

Jack Neo Chee Keong , the director of this movie

[@Happydiamo]

How long ago was it when you visited? Im sure that most of us here can speak proper english if we want to

[@詹铠铭]

@@ze5627 what is the title of this movie

[@Darren_Tay]

"I went to ask a direction in Singapore..." London? R.I.P. English. We're just as confused as you are.

[@spicn00]

Living in SEA is like living in a country within a country. You go to a different street and you cannot understand what people are talking about.

[@xXxSkyViperxXx]

lol i am chinese filipino from philippines and i could comprehend about maybe 80% of whats being said without subtitles. its just hokkien and english spoken fast with a strange grammar

[@anameidonthave7957]

It is teochew accent, not hokkien lah.

[@xXxSkyViperxXx]

@@anameidonthave7957 no this is hokkien. It is exactly the same words as my parents say and they do not speak teochew

[@aka-bo6ej]

@@anameidonthave7957 i can speak hokkien and understand teochew so i am pretty sure this is hokkien

[@hiroshiyamashita2090]

Precisely, that's how Singapore becomes Sink Kar Poh. Hokkien pronunciation for Singapore.LOL LKY

[@xXxSkyViperxXx]

in philippine hokkien, singapore is sing-ka-po. no need these extra british-style final letters la

[@lordgaimon8040]

That's the cutest conversation i've ever 'seen'.

[@foxhound9396]

Really ?

[@lordgaimon8040]

@@foxhound9396 Naah not really 😂 but it was hilarious.

[@foxhound9396]

@@lordgaimon8040 agree 🤣

[@danielhasibuan3846]

64MB RAM was fast, cost you up to 1000 plus. Imagine having 16GB RAM in that year, how much would it cost?

[@Isaac-gh5ku]

Maybe S$5000 to S$10k plus?

[@jason8923]

I don't think that existed back then

[@MALAY_TENGU]

In that era 16gb ram didn't exist

[@smarts6108]

Your whole life

[@hajunjebat8180]

8GB ram is the super computer in 1998.first time computer could defeat a world chess Champion.

[@heartsmich6208]

Until now I'll still say smelly smelly in texts to my friends 😂😂

[@bigpapa1472]

After so many years, still funny as hell

[@ShadeMoon-zk6bp]

What name is this video

[@bigpapa1472]

@@ShadeMoon-zk6bp kzbin.info/www/bejne/mnSZZ4Srg7Woe80

[@iplaboyou]

i remember watching this 10 years ago, how time flies..

[@Honeymagmangospoof]

I think this is even older early 2000s

[@hayabusa1329]

​@@Honeymagmangospoofolder than that, in the 90s

[@juanlucero8543]

I speak Spanish and I understand the vid perfectly XD Greetings from Argentina😎👌

[@hedwigk.228]

Same for me but that I speak German haha

[@mariawong6249]

I like this video... so original n genuine speaking in singlish ...remind me of my gd old school days... hope these guys will do more video clips.

[@Cyan_Nightingale]

What film is this, uncle? Jokes aside, I miss the mid 1990s vibe

[@shellfishtani7309]

This is from the film 那个不够 that one not enough As far as I remember

[@Cyan_Nightingale]

@@shellfishtani7309 Cool movie ah. Not a singaporean. But definitely miss 1990s vibes.

[@umaru-chan8841]

Putcha kala ko si bitoy ung naka white

[@jiannico1886]

KAHAWIG NGA HAHAHA😂🤣

[@Unteroffizier]

Back in year 1995-2000 OEM computers comes with 32Mb - 128MB RAM. Later with RAM configurations of 256MB to 512MB we were so excited.