Alcohol Tier List Except I've Never Drank Anything Before

[@Viscera-]

Alcohol is a mindset. You gotta know its shit but thug it out because youre refined and sophisticated.

[@amlopresidente6357]

It is a mindset until you somehow gain an aquired taste for something you thought tasted like straight up rat piss

[@PIKL_Creep]

I'll drink anything if it can get me drunk haha

[@sebastianisaway]

crime tier list next

[@jackyajones]

Video collab where u conduct the demonstrations??

[@sebastianisaway]

@@jackyajones oh ofc, that goes without saying

[@cowmeatius7151]

Don't think I can trust someone who didn't get horrific alcohol poisoning in freshman year of uni

[@Prinzz999]

do a drugs tier list next

[@miner584]

As an alcoholic myself...don't get addicted it's so not worth it🤧

[@Vashtehstampde]

Didn't finish the video yet, but I think your problem with drinking out of cans is keeping the tab straight up to where it impedes your sip-ability lmaoooo

[@iepiphanyl5372]

NEVER SIP SOJU! You have to literally throw it down or your mouth will feel like sandpaper 😂

[@jackyajones]

I learnt that the hard way :’)

[@iepiphanyl5372]

@@jackyajones I know, same thing goes for Sake 😂

[@PIKL_Creep]

@@jackyajones No seriously, the flavored ones straight up just taste like juice, especially cold. They're drinking warm but once it's cold it just taste like a juice.

[@richiedagger733]

I didn't like booze when I was 20 either, wait till life brings you down, then it's devine. Cheers hahaha

[@AlreadyLifted]

If you put the tab back and down on the can, and keep it on your lips. Then it won’t spill 😂

[@Antixesis]

So for wines there's a lot of different types of wines so the ones you have may just be bad wines. If you try to go to a wine tasting or something you might find something you find more palatable. When you said it was clawing at you're throat I think it might just be a dry red wine so you might want to avoid dry wines in the future if you don't like that lol but not all red wines are dry. There are also dessert wines which tend to be sweeter and more fruity and are often also technically red wines but very different from a majority of red wines you'd find otherwise. I'm not an expert on wines or anything but I find red wines to often be more complex and white wines to be a lot more reserved, so white wines are often easier to drink whereas a red wine you kind of have to take your time with but maybe that's just me. As for the Blue Moon, I remember that before college I only ever had drank cheap light beers at parties and always found it weird anyone enjoyed the taste of beer. But then I tried Blue Moon and was surprised I actually liked it as well. It's a very palatable beer because it's flavored with orange peels so it doesn't really taste like most beers and instead has a strong Valencia orange flavor. Definitely tastes absolutely nothing like Heineken lol. Blue Moon was my entry into actually starting to enjoy different beers. With the bourbon, I wouldn't let it just sit in the mouth, it tends to burn the tongue, like you said. Better to swish it around the mouth if you want to experience the full flavors or just swallow and breath out to relieve the burning feeling going down. Probably works for a lot of the liquors tbh. Yeah, Prosecco is just a white wine but sparkling. People think of it as basically a fancier champagne. Great video! Everyone's experience with alcohol is different so I don't think anyone should get mad at you for your personal taste :)

[@jackyajones]

Bahah I appreciate the insight thank you! As a non drinker I still enjoy hearing y’all’s thoughts on each, its super interesting to read

[@adamjankoleno1133]

Oh, I was so hoping she would try absinthe!

[@danielkuznia7566]

If you like the aesthetics of drinking red wine, just put red grape juice in a wine glass and swirl it while talking sassy :D

[@jackyajones]

That’s actually absolutely what I’m going to do

[@clonetrooper71]

Canadian club is a very bad quality whiskey haha. And as a fellow Russian, I encourage you to try a better brand of non-potato vodka (I don't like potato vodka, for example), like Stoli or even Smirnoff. However, you're not supposed to sip vodka. You're supposed to down your shot quickly, so that you don't let the alcohol sit in your mouth and burn it. That's kind of true for whisky too, but for that you have to sip a tiny amount and swirl it around to neutralize the alcohol burn before you can taste any of the flavors they list in their ads (you can do it for vodka too, but that's not the traditional way of doing it). Overall, you have to get used to drinking in order to pick out those tastes lol. Maybe a vodka tier list? lol

[@b4nd1t7]

Honestly really good video! I also hate the taste of alcohol so whenever I drink my go to is always vodka shots because the taste doesn't linger

[@kylehill9653]

blue moon actually goated beer i feel like for a non beer drinker its pretty approachable

[@notpuffermcsparkleface]

nah soju mad underrated (i have also never drunk alcohol)

[@jackyajones]

Stay naive my sweet child

[@ryanodonnell6184]

gonna be famous in like 2/3 months i can see now

[@jackyajones]

Thank you I appreciate the credence :)

[@OrSh]

This might sound crazy but, I like how alcohol tastes especially wine. The bitterness is not like other drinks so it's pretty novel and fun imo. Great video tho I subscribed. Also, how much did this video cost lmao

[@Vashtehstampde]

My alcohol discovery journey was similar, but as I tried liquors that I liked less, I acquired the taste more and more for the first liquors I tried that weren't as bad lmaooo. But also, the more you drink that cider, the more you'd be accustomed to the Twisted Tea, and the more of those, the more you'd *possibly* enjoy the Blue Moon, ect, ect (and also, yes beers alone have a very broad range of tastes, and like you said, typically Heinekens get that "skunky" taste esp due to the green bottles letting in more sunlight. I think it's also just a skunky taste because it's similar in cans, but not as strong lol) I've now landed on LOVING Jagermeister (pretty good taste to me, still has a burn, but there's flavor with it and not *just* the burn of alcohol) and Spiced Rum (especially Kraken. I feel like spiced rum and whiskey are often contenders of each other, and spiced rum won my taste buds over for sure). Then I still like vodka often because it goes as a mixer with a lot of things easily. But in my trials, I quickly learned to hate tequila (especially cheap gold tequila lol) and brandy and gin are low as well near it. FOR NOTE: You can chase tequila (or anything lol) with a shot of Pickle Juice and it'll basically get rid of the taste and burn of the alcohol right away. NOT 100% but it won't be lingering nearly as much. Doing that with Tequila as a pair of shots to order has a... interesting name at bars 😅😅😅 P.s. sorry for a whole dissertation here in the comments but as an alcohol-involved person hailing from the drinking capital of the world, Wisconsin, .... I feel like I'm qualified lmao You'll be doing a bar crawl in Milwaukee in no time now lmaooo

[@maxhalley4373]

KZbin brought me here after a Brewzle bourbon hunting video 😅. Always fun to remind myself of the perspective of inexperienced alcohol consumers. I was a rare specimen that started out drinking shit domestic beer and really enjoyed it. When I started branching out, I drank everything straight and after my first glass, the alcohol flavor never bothered me again. At this point, the only time I pick it up anymore is on really cheap stuff that doesn't have good depth of flavor. I recognize that is not the normal experience but I've always enjoyed the flavors of lots of different types of alcohol (except vodka and tequila, I only do those in mixed drinks). I love whiskey of all types but I think the Canadian Club is pretty bad. There's a lot of great videos on starting out on a whiskey journey with helpful tips for overcoming the initial wall of alcohol smell and picking up on more of the tasting notes. It gets to be an expensive hobby quickly though... Anyway, enjoyed the video a lot, always fun to see people try new things.

[@matthewlee8667]

I rarely drink, and didn't have my first real drink until 2022 when I was already in my mid-20's. A single beer is enough to put me to sleep and i hate the taste of alcohol. Forever designated driver club rise up! 🙋‍♂️

[@IncorrigibleGamer]

You should do a part 2 and try taking shots of Jim Beam its very smooth.

[@Toothless68]

You haven't tried cognac! Good Armenian cognac. Russians proverb: a pessimist says: cognac smells like cockroaches, and an optimist says that cockroaches smell like cognac. I personally hate cognac. 🤣🤣

[@ascendidk]

drinking is like sports, you need to practise to be good at it.

[@SlowMoebius]

No one drinks unflavored Soju. The yogurt one is divine

[@lessthantom2]

Straight liquor is terrible. It's suppose to be an aquired taste but I'm not willing to push through the pain of drinking what tasts like rubbing alcohol to aquire the taste.

[@reeroo7421]

Appreciate KZbin algorithm for this one 😌

[@jackyajones]

Thank you very much!

[@117inchpizza]

Important to remember lots of dif flavors for alcohol, sum for everyone imo

[@anyahill840]

loooook soju is something that grows on you (but you gotta thug it out the first few times HAHA)

[@jackyajones]

Anya I can’t thug it out any longer

[@bouzz4840]

And also drink a flavored soju… it does taste veeeery different

[@PIKL_Creep]

I feel like you should've gotten a real alcoholic to help you get some good picks. Some of these are just awful in general lol, BUT with stronger stuff better stuff just makes you recoil less in my experience. Most whiskey and vodka and other strong stuff is meant to be drank by itself but mixing it could taste good too.

[@johng6350]

This was a very amusing idea for a video. While I can't speak about most liquors, I can talk about whiskey. For starters, if it's smelling like a marker, it's bad whiskey. That isn't you being a neophyte, it's just plain bad. Whiskeys come in a huge variety of flavors, but none of them should be *that*. I'm sorry that that was your first experience. Second, if you want to give whiskey a proper try, I'd recommend Bulleit or Buffalo Trace bourbons. They're inexpensive, and should both smell and taste sweet. Bulleit also comes in smaller bottles, and you should even be able to find it at most bars. Most importantly for you, if you still dislike them, you can safely say whiskey isn't your thing.

[@jackyajones]

Thank you! That’s actually very insightful. I struggle to see when I’ll find myself drinking whiskey next but if I ever do I’ll remember your advice :))

[@swiftrebooted7704]

What do you think of crown John?

[@johng6350]

@@swiftrebooted7704 Hate it. It was my first experience with whiskey too. Even if you're looking to stay cheap, there are far better choices out there.

[@dxqx3794]

Soju by itself will always be horrible. Its popularity in Korea isn't because it tastes great it's because it's cheap and you can buy it anywhere. The peach one doesn't make it any easier drinking, it's a very artificial and not sweet peach flavor imo. I found the Chamisul fresh was the "easiest" one to drink straight. Honestly though the "best" way to drink it is either with Korean food like Dolsot Bibimbap or Samgyupsal. If you'd prefer just to drink then have it in a cocktail like Somaek (mixed with beer). Soju is sort of like gin in that it typically isn't sipped on it's own or taken in shots (except if you're Korean or in Korea lol).

[@PIKL_Creep]

The peach and strawberry ones legitimately just taste like a peach or strawberry juice especially when it's cold. It's still quite drinkable warm but way better cold.

[@Dr.GregHouse]

do a race tier list next

[@Deathlobster137]

You let the wine oxidate I can tell by the condensation it’s gonna taste like shit

[@jackyajones]

The red wine was purchased like a day before but admittedly the white wine was in a fridge for a few days so you may be right

[@laera3855]

Updated hair and makeup tutorial PLEASE

[@jackyajones]

I was contemplating doing that for a bit, I’ll def keep it in mind though I doubt there’ll be much to show :)

[@Philbilly_Rocks]

Weed tier list

[@jackyajones]

I’m afraid don’t hold your breath for that one

[@Henday024]

I've never seen someone drink unflavored soju lmao. Try the peach one and I bet it at least gets at least B tier. Way different.

[@ianobrien3248]

So is yours a regional accent? I can't place it at all other than Australian 'posh'?

[@ianobrien3248]

Ohhh I see Kiwi below... even more interesting. Still unique!

[@marcosneves6146]

I cant believe u just did that to vodka. Easy S-Tier. Why? Lemmee explain: No matter how u go about it there is only one thing bound to happen, u ending up giving a new shiny gloss coating over the bathroom, however when thats all and done and u learn mixing the funky stuff your grandfather had in the no no top shelf wont make u the next einstein, u get hungry… But u got no brains to remember where u left your phone, so no food delivery, the steak is frozen and the tuna is… well, tuna… BUT then u MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH IT, THE VODKA, and u remember that one youtube video of a soo called “pasta a la vodka” and it was onnn baby, we pullin pots around trowing the saltsss, those god damn noodlesss in, and feeling like we are in one of those god damn 2005 romantic drama movies cooking scenes where everything is just flowing right… We get it done and we look at it and its a god damn masterpiece we taste and its like a mouthgasm… AND BABY THAT IS THE TRUE POWER OF VODKA, The end.

[@Nin5egAta]

I hate alcohol. But I can't stop drinking it...

[@bouzz4840]

Amphetamines and Opioids tier list next pls

[@jotunbloood]

I wish you had not try this. Everyone hates alcohol when they first try it. It is a really sinister substance that after some time you'll wanna drink more. I first tried alcohol like you when I was 17. My reactions were the exact same like you and I said never gonna drink this shit. By the time I was 19 I was drinking 5-6 days of week and enjoying the taste even gin and whiskey. I drank until 26 years old like an alcoholic. I now quit drinking. I only drink once or twice in a year for special occasions.

[@Vashtehstampde]

(Leaving separate comments to hopefully help boost because there's no way I have more subscribers than you with only livestreams and shorts but you're making actual videos lmao) Yeah, the only difference between Sparkling Wine and Champagne is JUST that Champagne is made in Champagne, France, where sparkling wine is made wherever else, but no different lmaooo

[@andrew2137]

Secret is, no one likes the taste of alcohol. even vodka is meant to be tasteless and is considered bad if it tastes/smells like ethanol or something. mixed drinks are mixed because it makes it easier to drink and thus easier to get drunk. Having lived in Korea, soju is a sneaky fucker. it mixes like vodka but you don't feel the drunkness till you try to stand up. Bare in mind if you go cheap on any alcohol, it'll probably suck. Vodka sold in a listerine bottle isn't good lol. You have to find what you like. I hate german beer but I love belgian trappiste monk beers. If you try Port wine, you'll probably like that because its very sweet but you may not like a cabernet or chianti. everything is a bit different. oh and all that "carries hints of vanilla and baking spices" is total bullshit. same thing with cigars, total bull shit from pretentious dick knobs.

[@dallas4616]

yup

[@OnlySens]

Small creator on my Home Screen, what the heck

[@jackyajones]

Nice to meet you onlysens 🤝🏼

[@aliteralmonkey4370]

Opioid tier list please 🙏

[@vasiliscond9433]

I thought english first but then you didn't call your apartment a flat... Australia?

[@jackyajones]

New Zealand mate

[@mercster]

As an alcoholic, please don't start a trend of "get drunk for views." Look at that Nick Avocado guy. Yes, alcohol tastes bad, but you will learn to love how it makes you feel. It ain't fun.

[@jackyajones]

I appreciate your concern. There’s a reason I didn’t drink enough to get drunk as this was purely for fun as per a convo had with friends. Any jokes I made about drinking further was purely satirical. I don’t ever intend on drinking and my stance has not changed since this video :) this is the first and last video I’ll make on alcohol, but that is a very important point. thank you for bringing it up!

[@mercster]

@@jackyajones 👍

[@dropout3914]

You’re not having fun because you’re drinking alone and talking to yourself. You’re like a recently divorced dad. Haha.

[@tested123]

how about a stoned video? and yes do a drunk video.

[@horsejohnson7959]

I like this

[@Vashtehstampde]

ANOTHER BOOST COMMENT FOR THE 50k VIEWS AND 1k SUBSSSSSSSSS

[@k1m6a11]

So you do realize that you still have another video in your channel titled "Playing Minecraft after 3 years sober" from just two years ago... right??

[@jackyajones]

Sober from… playing minecraft

[@quarterbakcrunch4143]

is this the female version of "Jacobfuckingjones"?

[@tested123]

6 different accents going on

[@jackyajones]

Just a kiwi accent bro 😭

[@tested123]

@@jackyajones okay.

[@THE_JACOB]

No Rum????

[@LookingForAName...]

21:20 🧐 Should we ask Kendrick to drop a diss track on you

[@jeffmcdonald4225]

The problem? You're drinking cheap booze, sweetie.

[@StingingRodger]

try GROG!

[@ShaunDrew-ns3mm]

You are never going to get a true taste of anything if you take such small sips if you had properly tasted them you would have been at the very least a little tipsy but probably legit drunk if you haven't drank before. I hope you get to 50000 views so that you have to get blackout drunk

[@frankseyen9156]

You forgot the rum

[@hdhshshdhhdhjdbd-iu4ij]

Who the fuck drinks rum

[@frankseyen9156]

@@hdhshshdhhdhjdbd-iu4ij people that know how to enjoy their lifes 😄

[@Deathlobster137]

For the love of god do not get black out drunk just get normal drunk

[@horsejohnson7959]

Alcohol is awful though

[@jazzfeline5970]

You've got an S tier jawline for sure, God tier genetics

[@jackyajones]

Thank you I was in fact mewing the whole vid