alcoholics on a plane - Bits and Banter [10/08/2024]

[@gunz2233]

Brother, I've got valentine reservations for the next three years. Not even seeing anyone. Tell the waiters she'll show up soon though, I'm sure.

[@tamriilin]

based though

[@ProgShell]

I’m cramped, dehydrated, and slightly dizzy. Do you know what would make this experience even better? Alcohol.

[@j.r.huffnstuff3549]

An antihistamine an hour before works, but you're groggy as fuck for like 2 hours after you wake up.

[@TheCanadianLemur]

NL the type of guy to say "My mental is built different, I don't skip music on my peloton ride." and then say fuck you to people who would rather look out a window of a plane than watch Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw on an 8 inch screen. Get it twisted, he WILL divide us

[@B2Roland]

Tbf the 8 inch screen is 6 inches from your face because the guy in front of you wanted to lean back 3 degrees, so it looks prettyyyy good.

[@StoneColdStreamsOften]

The Library of Letourneau when The Notebook of Northernlion walks in

[@ryanmoody4379]

The Repository of Ryan

[@tylerbrantner4026]

The Encyclopedia of Egg

[@painus_n_uranus7088]

+2

[@drsherifff]

The Guidebook of Gary

[@Veilure]

Gallery of Gheesling

[@Leon-qs1on]

librarian i’m begging you to make a supercut of chib making NL crack the fuck up

[@Shapio]

Average Everyday Gooner: "Oh please, step on me!" Costco Executive Gold Star Platinum Level Gooner: 35:16

[@stoneguinea]

videos to watch while having a three beer lunch

[@Jaenera]

The goblin occasionally dancing at the bottom corner of the video is so funny

[@Jaxasouras]

2:07 “!dicket”

[@annoy4nce648]

leaving the entire movietomovie segment unedited is so funny. He sounds like an actual insane person

[@zarozinia1168]

concoct a foul brew got absolutely robbed

[@kenallsop7502]

I don't drink much but I'm fully on board with day drinking. Enjoy the buzz of it, have a nice afternoon, and then gradually hydrate your way through sobering up into the evening so you pretty much avoid any potential hangover issues. Plus being awake as you sober up is kind of a cool feeling. It's like you're getting smarter and more coordinated in real time.

[@SapkaliAkif]

I feel that the social anxiety buff translates into the soberhood as well. Also, evening drinking and then trying to sleep while you got a nice buzz is kinda wack.

[@danielzhang5842]

@@SapkaliAkif sex then sleep. or goon it out if you're single.

[@B2Roland]

It is sort of a life hack to sober up while awake so you can actually address the early headache and dehydration.

[@swldg814]

1:37:00 that pot of honey response will be one of the greatest lines for years to come

[@Aygis_]

A blessed upload schedule for the company time thieves in chat prayge

[@kokorikopi]

accusing someone of being in a gas leak has gotten passe but I'm legit concerned for chib

[@redaffix7320]

I've gotten into the habit of saying thanks/thank you, so when I tell my Uncle's google home to play music, I say thanks, and that shit says you're welcome. Makes me feel super self conscious that I'm talking to a programmed chat bot while another function puts on apple music. It's like saying thank you to Akinator while you press play on a boom box.

[@damarziman]

We're fly guys, of course we feel like a G6

[@iconica9516]

the kory yelling is so funny his voice just goes full demon (American) mode

[@donkeykong315]

We’re 💁‍♂️, of course we 👹💅

[@frenzylordus]

CONCTUAH BEWITCH ON THAT THANG!

[@GoldudeMK]

We're alcoholic guys,

[@hyphns8649]

Of course

[@electrotoxins]

Of course we're powerless over alcohol and our lives have become unmanageable

[@bas_ee]

Were alcoholic guys, of course 1 is too many and 1000 not enough.

[@Mono_Person]

30:06 He's thinking of the level Keyes, which takes place on the ship "Truth and Reconcilliation" just like the level of the same name.

[@SpitFir3Tornado]

I used to work for an insurance company and as long as there was food you were allowed to have 2 bevvies

[@BoogsNStuff]

1:23:55 love the stretch for the librarian line

[@cavum_concha]

We're Five Guys, of course wir suchen dich our here in Munich

[@poseidonm7]

"You're thinking of kid cuddy" hit me like a truck

[@CaptainKronkers]

Chiblee's freestyles kill me every time

[@annabeeeee]

kate's rant at the end was top tier

[@kcz5940]

Thank you the libraryan

[@toast1612]

what the fart

[@numbaonemeenahfan5193]

🤨

[@plastiktuten3866]

1:13:02 ‘What is one rancid thing you do upon the cauldron? Conctuah! Bewitch on that thang!’

[@Archimedes.5000]

17:00 what aren't you always supposed to signal right before you leave? (and never signal left lol)

[@obesedoggo745]

27:42 pure evil behind those eyes

[@obesedoggo745]

31:29

[@alexbarth2805]

He's absolutely cooking in this one

[@sharkbit3547]

We’re 👹 guys, of course we 🧿 in the ⚗️

[@j-mc2144]

37:25 Lmao Nefertiti

[@bobsaget9170]

We're alcoholic guys of course we use mental gymnastics to justify our bad habits

[@Smurrei]

ewra alchocholic hgyus.. ogd cvcourse wef drinkl in the m,ornign

[@Smurrei]

You would not understand how difficult it is to misspell purposefully

[@screaming_ghoul]

librarian tweet

[@Xathian]

16:00 Based and mannerspilled

[@ronaldyang2295]

[@poisin224]

Using your left blinker in a roundabout is insane. If you're taking the first exit, you put on your right blinker as you enter the roundabout. If you're using any other exit, you put on your right blinker as you pass the preceding exit so people know you're getting off at the next one.

[@stevedomique9278]

You're doing it wrong, but atleast you're confident about it I guess

[@Archimedes.5000]

1:02:00 REEE why does he keep ignoring the birds

[@wyldenites]

My neighbor and roommate suffer from chronic drinking issues, one more severe that the other, and both had DUIS cant drive. I rake in their bottles. For example, ONE MONTH, filled 5 70L bags, 80/20 booze to virgin, from 2 people alone. The reason I bring this up: The neighbor texts me and asks to show my ID for a Doordash drink order, cause I think they're here or on their way: spoiler alert! Theyre at the airport, still yet to depart, at the bar doing shots with random people

[@artie_greene]

get ready to learn Guaraní buddy

[@FreckoJoel]

[@Dorderhan]

1:13:01 Yes man, yes

[@HA7ELNUT]

soon librarian will get enough material for the sushi video part 2

[@speedstyle.]

1:46:45 what were the faker qs

[@BenHazel007]

@37:26 Using NL's head as a greenscreen will never not be funny

[@Maverick_Merc]

[Personal +2 Timestamps] 1:44:02 "Socks"

[@punkpaddleboat]

we are eeto japanese goblin

[@AngelJimenez-cs4yq]

remember kids, you don’t need a good time to have alcohol

[@redwolfjo3_647]

bless librarian

[@Mcmos9000]

He slept bad because of the -2s the previous day… K8 was right :o

[@balalau8398]

We are japanese goblin

[@stevedaguy9639]

Why is librarian still pretending he has a wife? insane bit

[@ajz2k]

holy shit i hate eurovision so much

[@prawtism]

😌

[@spencerstilwell8428]

we're costco, of

[@gigamilk6981]

I farted

[@camilleon352]

DUDE how the fuck are there blue pokemon in MY pokemon red????? 😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@camilleon352]

ok chatter said that as fucking soon as i commented that

[@danieldosso2455]

Male Carrier? What about Woman Carriers?

[@Palozon]

WhoAsked-ing right after someone just asked is some brainrot shit

[@loud_shitting]

pokedoku will fall someday

[@thaDjMauz]

course we

[@CrushTheCups]

Library man is NLaboo just like me

[@MisterBobDobolinah]

We're _____ guys, of Course we ______. commenting early so I can get likes and then put an actual relevant joke in the blanks after I actually watch the video.

[@hyphns8649]

How's that working out for ya brother

[@MisterBobDobolinah]

@@hyphns8649 It's shit

[@crayfishfuture]

You, uhh... gonna put that joke in?

[@MisterBobDobolinah]

@@crayfishfuture no

[@WatDiggityDawg]

southern tiger western bear eastern chiblee

[@altrivotzck6565]

The reason why popular actresses are on average worse at acting than men is because of sexism. They got to their popularity (and their number of roles) because people value their looks over their acting skills. meaning that the "creme of the crop" is the prettiest actresses who only have to be decent enough at acting, whereas the "creme of the crop" actresses in terms of acting skill get put down with the rest of the "crop". There can only be so many "peak of their skill" actresses in terms of acting skill, and it's not often that the stars align and an actress manages to be both "peak of skill" and "peak of looks" For men, we value their looks too, but you only have to be decent-enough-looking to be a popular actor, especially if you're older. Older men have a way easier time in terms of being judged on their looks than older women.

[@Archimedes.5000]

That's sexism? lmao

[@altrivotzck6565]

@@Archimedes.5000 By definition, yes.

[@RustyQt7]

How does ennel constantly fail to dodge the misogynist allegations

[@m-baka]

Bad Take on reservations