Alduin goes on a rant (AI voice meme)

[@WhiterunProductions]

Drem yol lok everyone. Listen quite a few of you have been asking about the mods Alduin's talking about here, I just wanted to name a few since some of you seemed to be interested: - Deadly Dragons (I've personally always used this one, it makes dragon fights a lot harder and turns Alduin into the strongest dragon in the game, which he should be given his lore) - World Eater Beater (never used this one, it makes Alduin specifically much stronger and gives him multiple phases, doesn't change other dragons) - Violent Alduin patch (never used this one either, but it makes the final fight against Alduin completely OD, doesn't change other dragons, bit concerned about that mod causing performance issues) - More Dramatic Alduin Retexture (gives Alduin a much more threatening look, it's kind of an old mod though and I'd probably try another one if I were to mod Skyrim again) I do recommend looking up mod videos on KZbin and pairing these with other mods (for example more dragon species, retextures) if you want to make the dragon fights a bit less boring than they were in Skyrims endgame.

[@The7Laws-m1c]

can you tell me what AI did you use to create all this ? It's amazing thanks

[@WhiterunProductions]

@@The7Laws-m1c I use Elevenlabs to make the voices, I use Adobe Premiere to edit my videos

[@The7Laws-m1c]

@@WhiterunProductions Thanks :)

[@ASNS117Zero]

Can confirm. World Eater Beater is pretty great.

[@JulioReyes-vd1rw]

😢

[@anime-rr6og]

Alduin in lore: bullies mehrunes dagon. Alduin in game: gets bullied by mehrunes razor.

[@WhiterunProductions]

hahahahahaha

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

He bullies Dagon?

[@Cyrius203]

@@goldenfiberwheat238 He eats pretty much every god in the lore

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

@@Cyrius203 he does?

[@thomaschaumeil3878]

@@goldenfiberwheat238 In lore, every Prince Daedra is afraid of Alduin, because he is the World-Eater, Alduin doesn't just devoured the soul of the Nord in Sovngard, he can do the same to everyone in every plans of existence, Aetherius, Oblivion, Nirn... Mehrunes Dagon learn it when Alduin wipe the floor with Dagon's ass, during the early Merethic Era or Dawn Era.

[@FIRY02]

hearing a dragon voice just completely lose it and say swear words is hilarious

[@Alduintheworldeater]

You thinks it’s funny I really hate Bethesda gods

[@draquablu2030]

I agree with you, you magnificent toaster!

[@alexandres2507]

Dagoth Ur agree

[@jdragonoyte]

reminds me of death in the castelvania show

[@itsamemoxis]

I agree. Bathesda did alduin dirty

[@Alduintheworldeater]

Ikr

[@NorseGraphic]

Alduin got lore-raped by Bethesda…

[@GreenFalcon926]

How did they do him dirty? They literally created him lol. But I agree, the boss fight was crap, but they were limited with their game engine.

[@jakobrenner2230]

@@GreenFalcon926Alduin already existed as a deity in the Nordic Pantheon before Skyrim came out. It is true that they created him, but people had different expectations for ESV’s main villain when they found out it was Alduin himself. Needless to say, the spooky black dragon with a two generic fights was not quite what was expected.

[@splatterkingx6974]

Maybe the boss fight for those that wouldn't end it all in a bitch way but go complete warrior mode and fight like a actual warrior. I've played Skyrim a hundred times over and I had no idea there was a one-hit killer weapon that can absolutely dunk Alduin. I just went in there with my battle axe, wore alot of armor and hoped for success.

[@JWalters388]

I like how Todd boasting about fighting the dragon with shouts, and it's like talking, but with impact. Turns out, you forced to having only one shout to put him down and spam him on the ground. Don't even have time to change for another shout to spice up the fight, before he dies.

[@Mephilis78]

Nice job telling us what difficulty setting you use. Lol

[@JWalters388]

BTW, it's master difficulty. There isn't any legendary difficulty before patches.

[@sharpasacueball]

​@@Mephilis78Like legendary difficulty is any better. It's really not anymore difficult, everyone just has so much hp and there is no real skill in combat so you either cheese or keep hitting enemies until you realize the game is dumb and decide to be more productive

[@JWalters388]

@sharpasacueball Also, the fact that I was excited with the announcement Deadly Dragons mod during the early days of Skyrim, just show how I really feel about the game. Same goes for other gameplay changes to make it more exciting.

[@Mephilis78]

@@sharpasacueball So, skill in combat. Then Kingdom Come Deliverance or nothing, I say.

[@carlospomares3225]

Hearing Alduin cuss is actually very satisfying, lol

[@Alduintheworldeater]

Your fuckin right

[@Wulfjager]

You know in lore he'd be using every cuss that dragons know in their language to an excessive degree

[@InvaderGIR98]

@@Wulfjager nah he strikes me as too dragon classy

[@Alduintheworldeater]

@awhellnah__ you don’t say cuss?

[@hysterical5408]

Aww I just wanna hug him. He literally looks like the "don't talk, am ange" cat

[@chadharger9323]

1) Aldiun razes Helgen instead of going to Sovengarde to power up after being puked out to the present by the Elder Scroll. 2)Alduin starts raising named Dragons instead of going to Sovengarde to power up. 3) Alduin finally goes to Sovengarde and instead of hiding the frickin' key to the place he has the door kept open. . .while thinking some Dragon Priest and a bunch of draugr can stop the Dragonborn. And once he gets to Sovengarde what does he do? Try to turn the place into a discount Silent Hill with fog instead of say picking up Tsun, dropping him into the abyss next to the bone bride then aborbing Tsun's soul which would be like taking a whole lot of power ups.

[@greatroyalwolf]

I think even if he did, Tsun would just casually teleport back and walk on bridge slowly

[@johannesseyfried7933]

​@@greatroyalwolfTsun: "Are you done now, Alduin? It gets boring."

[@tomascernak6112]

Because there is misconception between Alduins destiny and motives. He is predestined to end current Aurbis and make place for new Kalpa, but he does not want to do it. At least not at start of game. He wants to bring HIS empire back. He was quite satisfied to be ruler of Nirn, worshiped by both Dovahs and Mortals. It was Dragonborn actions, especially at the Throat of the World, which bring him to path of total destruction of World. Unfortunately Bughesda so screwed up his whole story line, that this impact of players actions are not easily seen. Which is unfortunate, because it is quite epic. You are trying to stop prophecy by accidental fulfilling it.

[@pelinalwhitestrake3367]

@@tomascernak6112 That's my headcanon on why Alduin is so weak in the game. Because he defies his purpose to destroy the world and decides to rule it instead. That's why 3 Nord tongues have defeated him and that's why Dragonborn defeats him twice, which most likely results in Alduin being spanked by Akatosh for going rogue and then forced to do his purpose some time later, probably a few thousands years later.

[@tomascernak6112]

@@pelinalwhitestrake3367 This is good idea. I like it. It is similar to comic Thanos, as Adam Warlock said once to him, Thanos is losing, because Thanos wants to be defeated. Alduin is losing, because he does not want to end the world. So subconsciously is losing to joors :-D

[@spartanhawk7637]

There was an idea I had back when first playing Skyrim and I seriously think they should have done this. When you kill Alduin...have him regenerate back to full health and gain a resistance. Make it a three stage war of attrition. Give him new shouts as he grows stronger and make the final stage of the battle be you AND ONLY you vs him at maximum power. He's a literal demigod, it's absolutely okay to make him OP. I wouldn't expect to curbstomp Tiber Septim in a fight and I sure as hell don't expect to curbstomp Alduin.

[@АрсенийБыков-е7м]

What you said is far more better than what bethesda did to him. I seriously was expecting a serious boss battle with a world eating demi God, but I just could hide behind backs of 3 dudes and could legitimately win boss fight. It's really disappointing how they wasted such potential

[@izakireemsi2783]

Someone needs to make a mod of this

[@lizvtaz6]

Guys, the game is supposed to be for everybody. What you are saying makes sense if you are the kinda person to max every stat, learn all of the shouts and you are playing the game because you want to experience very hard fights. Like in Stalker 2, if you play on very high difficulty you literally have to hoard tons of stuff before facing final levels otherwise you just can't survive there. I am a very different kinda player. I played Skyrim because I wanted to experience the world of the game. I was simply wondering this world for 3 month (real time) every day before I even got to the main quest. And I was not collecting shouts. I did not even know that I was the Dovahkin. I did not read tons of lore before playing the game, I wanted to just explore this world for myself. I was role playing my character as well. She did not become a leader of everything, she did not max every stat, and she did not learn shouts that I felt did not fit her character. For at least half of my 6-7 month long playthrough she was traveling with a team of 4 other characters, which you can actually achieve with no mods whatsoever. They were with her in Sovngarde (maybe I transported them there I don't remember). All of those boss fights felt ok to me, I did not want them to be a lot harder. You should understand that Skyrim is not just boss fights people that play the game are different, and so it should be. Skyrim is a brilliant world within itself, the game does not need to be very difficult to be unforgettable.

[@spartanhawk7637]

@@lizvtaz6 Say what you will man, people like difficulty. Otherwise elden ring wouldn't have won GOTY. Also Skyrim has possibly the best difficulty slider of any game where it just changes the size of health bars, so if you really want to just knock it down to novice and you'll be fine.

[@lizvtaz6]

@@spartanhawk7637 Oh please. First of all - I am not a man. Second - no YOU upgrade to "difficult". The usual difficulty should be playable for everybody. Who are those "people that like difficulty" anyway? I know several people in real life that did enjoy Skyrim and non of them complained about it being too easy. Do not judge the whole world of gamers based on your specific social circle. If people like the challenge - sure, there is always the "hardcore difficulty, you will never survive this, every mob will kill you, don't you dare think that you can 100 per the game with on this difficulty" kinda mode. Fine with me. But normal difficulty should not be like this.

[@gabeerspamer3979]

Glad to hear Alduin rant about how nerfed he is, he generally deserves to have better stats than what he was given.

[@poonyaveeboonchune]

Poor baby, Alduin deserves many smooches.

[@FelisAlcea]

He's so submissive

[@stfy2226]

@@FelisAlcea and he sure is breedable

[@Alduintheworldeater]

Hey get off me!

[@FelisAlcea]

@@Alduintheworldeater PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

[@stfy2226]

@steinhawk9187 bro imagine 😂 like u wait 2 min on a carriage lookin at fuckin ulfric and then choosing ur race just to be executed 5 seconds before alduin comes by😂😂😂

[@danielendless]

Krosis and seeth, Alduin. A product of being the main questline boss in a location you can't freely recall from

[@Ilzhain]

I mean he does have a unique shout, the meteor rain one, but it almost never hits you and does baby damage when it does.

[@bonniebarnhill3011]

Huh it's like the meteors are paper or something

[@Alduintheworldeater]

IT SHOULD DO MORE

[@Wulfjager]

I never even realized the meteors could hit you, I thought it was just a way to present himself more intimidating

[@muckus_the_macka7340]

I have a feeling it's just a reskin of storm call. Both have the same principle. Big storm comes, things get hit who are in the storm

[@DanBodary]

Plus, Clear Skies can dissipate his Dragon Storm Call shout.

[@WomanSlayer69420]

You know it’s bad when Terraria’s second boss that shares a similar title as Alduin somehow has better stats and better AI than Alduin.

[@WomanSlayer69420]

@@subprimeporcupine6875 eh, minecraft’s dragon AI is just as lackluster.

[@GraceonGaming]

You're saying that like it's embarrassing to lose to terraria. Terraria is a genuinely awesome bossfight game

[@WomanSlayer69420]

@@GraceonGaming it’s one thing to lose to terraria. It’s another to lose to the *second boss terraria has ever introduced.*

[@GraceonGaming]

@@WomanSlayer69420 that still portrays it as incompetent which it isn't, I mean terrarias first boss was a banger, have no doubt that the second one would be as well lol

[@fatherpoochie2454]

Alduin: "You do not even know our tongue, do you? Such arrogance to dare take for yourself the name of Dovah!" Me on my 5th playthrough: "Oh yeah wise guy? Tell me five words, I'll wait." Alduin: "Uh..."

[@gaming2000-xh7xu]

I men he DOES speak to you in the dragon tongue just right bfore that comment sooo

[@Menry3427]

The worst part about the Alduin boss fight is you don't even have to fight him, you can just let the 3 immortal warrior spirits do all the work for you and hide behind a rock. Huge blunder to not make it a solo fight, or at the very least allow the player to do it alone (maybe create an interaction where you have to ask them to help, or just have a simple dialogue choice before the fight something like "No, I'll face him alone"

[@Alduintheworldeater]

Yeah it sucks I can’t even kill them

[@mark5222]

That was my problem with the last fight. Annoying little shits trying to steal a piece of my glory by tagging along.

[@jeremiahwallace2275]

Okay Alduin baby, where did Uncle Todd touched you on the doll? Seriously, this is good work right here. You can almost feel the anger and frustration from Alduin as he rants out his soul.

[@Alduintheworldeater]

😡😡😡😡😡

[@jeremiahwallace2275]

@@Alduintheworldeater, you don’t have to say anything. Just point on the doll where Uncle Todd touched you… 👉🧸

[@Alduintheworldeater]

@@jeremiahwallace2275 Ayyo bro my uncle isn’t Todd it’s Julianos and he don’t touch my dragon balls

[@regretfullchief8866]

I remmember killing him at level 6 getting there was harder to be honest.

[@Alduintheworldeater]

Yeah i wish there were better mods

[@Dushess]

@@Alduintheworldeater And since TES V is a modding platform in shape of a game, you can build up proper world, both on his stats and his gameplay history.

[@Hardcherrysweetie]

2:13 Hearing Alduin angrily say “and am I fucking adopted??” Made me spit out my water like a geyser. Just imagining the son of the potentially strongest god in honorhall orphanage with a bunch of human children makes it even funnier

[@icetide9411]

Miraak's boss fight was interesting, had some unique things happen, and had Miraak be constantly present in the story because everything you do is based around him. He steals one of your dragon souls and taunts you, generally treats you as being a worse dragonborn, and also is actively causing problems all across Solsthiem. YOU WORK WITH A DAEDRIC GOD WHO HAS BEEF WITH MIRAAK TO STOP HIM, I MEAN COME ON For Alduin, in both of his fights you basically fight a normal dragon, with help from extremely powerful people. The Dragonborn ends up just being a battery for his soul in the end. And he barely feels like an active threat since the main thing he's causing (the revival of the dragons) is basically glorified loot boxes for the player. Most dragons you fight you dont even see him revive so they hardly feel like Alduin's doing. And when you actually see the dude, he's accidentally saving your life, running away, or being beaten to a pulp. But hey, at least he does look cool.

[@Alduintheworldeater]

Mods

[@ASNS117Zero]

Miraak really feels like more of an actual antagonist to the game than Alduin does. Though the best boss fight in the game is def. the last boss in Dawnguard. Harkon is by far the best boss in the entire game.

[@SilverJ17]

They really should have given him a lot more character in the final boss battle than what I've heard about. Could have given him elements the average dragon doesn't have or shouts they can't do. Perhaps, they could have also made even larger and more menacing, as well as resistant to certain elements/ weapons. Imagine if he was immune to the Razor.

[@Alduintheworldeater]

Yeah they gave me a horrid script

[@Bloodball99]

Poor poor Alduin. You will be remembered...up until the next Elder Scrolls game releases.

[@chadnorris8257]

Yeah, the Alduin fights are not all that impressive. You'd think he'd have more impressive shouts, or something. You spend the whole game learning how to deal with Dragon fights, and the only difference for Alduin is he can only be hurt when he's forced to land.

[@Alduintheworldeater]

They did me dirty

[@viclociraptortheoneandonly2264]

That’s ok I can’t use a bow for shit anyway

[@RedSunUnderParadise]

@@Alduintheworldeater Big Bro, they did us Both dirty. Magic is supposed to be capable of fucking space and time yet my flame spells can’t instantly turn WOODEN houses to ash. Thu’um is supposed to be more powerful. The Tsar bomb to regular magick’s atom bomb yet when can’t fuck the environment with it. Skyrim was too grounded is the main issue.

[@saywhatnow2173]

Agreed. Though his fire breath is definitely op. It can one shot you if you have weak resistance or none at all.

[@canthoahorn8159]

@@Alduintheworldeater Poor darling.

[@jetpilledmyron2056]

Ok guys, listen me: what if Skyrim's plot was diveded in 3 parts + a very overwhelming and epic part for the civil war, with first, Pelagius the Mad returning as a Lich, then Potema resurecting as a powerful being between Mundus and Aetherius, and only then something to do with Alduin/Oblivion ?

[@АрсенийБыков-е7м]

It's actually sounds pretty cool. I would play something like this

[@jetpilledmyron2056]

@@АрсенийБыков-е7м Also, if dragons must be involved, make them have 4 legs, rend them unique, amd key to the plot with a major gravity, maybe something to do with Potema trying to make a Dragon Break and also controll it to rewrite her history and become the Eternal Queen of Nirn and Aethereus. Additionaly, for making older lore about Cyrodiil canon, use Wyverns as far lesser dragons serving the Empire, make them use the models we have in game already, but resized to be larger mounts, yet not on par woth a dragon's might, as well for not been able to speak.

[@byzaurum6677]

@@jetpilledmyron2056 akatosh is canonically a wyvern dragon, why on earth Would wyvern dragons be weaker when the fucking dragon god of time is one? dragons in the elder scrolls are wyverns, get over it. This isn't Dnd, we don't need to follow the stupid rule of "but dragons have 4 legs" when this isn't even a real mythological rule, this is just a DND made up rule. wyverns are still dragons, the idea that they aren't is stupid. even then, TES universe doesn't give a fuck about rules. Orcs are poop elves, Dwarves are tall, and dragons are wyverns. and you really want to add one of the worst pieces of lore in the entire tes history and think that will fix skyrim? there's a reason they don't use Dragon breaks, and it's not because they aren't lore accurate. it's because dragon breaks suck. it's Just a stupid rule made up to fix Daggerfall's ending. adding Dragonbreaks is just one of the worst ideas ever. unless you're actually polishing it to be actually good and changing how it works completely, it wouldn't work at all. your fixing of skyrim would be shitty at best and wouldn't make any sense at all. ((giving Potema more attention is cool though, I like that))

[@byzaurum6677]

@jetpilledmyron2056 Oh I need to correct myself because there are 4 legged dragons in the elder scrolls indeed! *the weakest daedric prince known in lore, Peryite* so by your logic, the dragons of 4 legs should be stronger than the 2 legged ones, even though lore wise Peryite(4 legs) is far weaker than Akatosh(2 legs)

[@LeriHunter]

So basically if four times more ressources were poured in Skyrim's development process.

[@Orinslayer]

I need the Alduin boss fight mod that makes him an actual god.

[@Alduintheworldeater]

They gave me a script I had to follow

[@ASNS117Zero]

World Eater Beater is your best bet.

[@canthoahorn8159]

@@Alduintheworldeater Hin sil dir neh, Alduin, dil zeymar! Ahrk hin mindok faal, Alduin.

[@vapersmith7859]

The unfortunate thing is that it feels like not only Alduin is plagued by similar problems but Molag Bal (his successor) in his solo fight is not far behind even when fully scaled to CP he somehow is way more fragile and is easier to survive than the Lore would ever make you assume.

[@akuladoctor7355]

At least you got the power of a god shortly before that battle. In Skyrim you are on mortal level stat.

[@RedOrm68]

Don't fret, Alduin. Daddy isn't angry, he's just disappointed. You're being recalled to receive a reset (because you weren't doing your job) and then you'll be sent back to eat Nirn to your heart's content. Maybe being b*tch slapped by mere mortals not once but three times will knock some sense into you.

[@Alduintheworldeater]

WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!

[@RedSunUnderParadise]

If you are truly the Dovahkiin, answer me this. Did you wipe out the Altmer?

[@canthoahorn8159]

@@AlduintheworldeaterGein joor jul nol mundus terra

[@Alduintheworldeater]

@@canthoahorn8159 Krii hi

[@truth.honest]

Every demigod in elden ring liked that.

[@nobodyimportant4778]

Don't worry alduin. Nobody can beat your first boss fight anyway due to you glitching out.

[@TheMoinomedian]

World Eater Beater mod makes the battle Alduin deserved.

[@Alduintheworldeater]

Tf

[@lexquodius]

Mehrunes' Razor was great, but don't forget about Marked For Death shout which if used enough on Alduin, will also allow you to one-hit the World Eater.

[@Alduintheworldeater]

Shhhh

[@SCP-173_]

I noticed this when i fought alduin. Like holy shit, that hardest part of his boss fight was getting to the hall

[@goose93]

Alduin is not only the son of akatosh, but also akatosh himself. Its some jesus god type stuff

[@candoid5466]

Auriel=Beginning of time Akatosh=Ongoing time Alduin=End of time He is the god of the end of time and gets killed by a cat that he fooled himself into saving

[@EchoAwakens]

@@candoid5466 Except he is far weaker than Auriel/Akatosh. Akatosh is the most powerful divine and is the only one who is similar in strength to Lorkhan. However, by the time we see them in any Elder Scrolls games, they have been significantly weakened because of creating Mundus (along with the other divines). They don't exist across all of The elder scrolls infinite dimensions (For example, Oblivion being completely unbound by time, same with Aetherius, Sithis and the Godhead). Alduin only exists as the end of time for a single Kalpa (Mundus), while Auriel/Akatosh exists far beyond that (Although he still isn't even top 5 of strongest Elder Scrolls characters, he's like 8th or 9th, maybe even not in the top ten)

[@Alduintheworldeater]

Fr

[@emastermet609]

​@EchoAwakens When Alduin actually consumes everything, he isn't just consuming Mundus, but Aetherus and Oblivion as well, Alduin is WAY more powerful than you making him out to be, and the fact that he was completely able to reject Akatoshes wishes without Akatosh being able to do anything about it says a lot. Also he fought Shor at the beginning of time, and it wasn't one sided for Alduin.

[@EchoAwakens]

@@emastermet609 That is literally just wrong. Alduin rejecting Akatosh's wishes does not make him more powerful than Akatosh. Mercer rejected Nocturnal's wishes, but he isn't stronger than her. It has never bee stated that Alduin is consuming Oblivion and Aetherius, as he can't. He consumes the Kalpa. It literally makes no sense for him to consume Oblivion and Aetherius. Akatosh doesn't effect Oblivion and Aetherius, neither do any of the Aedra. Fighting Shor means literally nothing. Shor is to Lorkhan what Alduin is to Akatosh. He is a far weaker aspect of them, so then being equal in strength means very little. "Fighting at the beginning of time" so he's weaker than most characters? Any Daedric prince or Aedra aren't connected to time at all. But Alduin sure is. That's why the previous hero's plan was to send him through time with an Elder Scroll so they didn't have to worry about him. Alduin can't just freely travel through time like all Daedra and Aedra. We have no good feats of strength for Shor other than running and maintaining Sovengard and fighting evenly with Alduin. Saying that Alduin can fight evenly with him doesn't mean much. Alduin doesn't consume Oblivion and Aetherius. That's just dumb. That would put him stronger than god damn Magnus! I doubt he could beat characters like Talos, Vivec or the Numidium even if he destroyed that much. But he doesn't destroy that much. That is the simply wrong.

[@RedShirtGuy96]

I absolutely love the Defeat the Dragon Cult mod. It buffs Alduin insanely based on how many Dragon Priests are still alive, you can ignore them for a real serious fight or you can systematically dismantle the remains of the Dragon Cult, and have a fight that is more similar to vanilla difficulty

[@Wulfjager]

The discrepancy between elder scrolls gameplay and lore is honestly an integral part of the series. Lore is always terrifying, deep, and epic while gameplay has you use an ice shout on a bandit so they fly around the sky like letting go of an untied inflated balloon

[@mikey6633]

Can't wait for someone to mod this voice into the game😂😂😂

[@histhoryk2648]

Dear Alduin As a qualified specialist working for Bethesda there are valid reasons why you are treated in this way. 1. You have a gun 2. You have no girls 3. You jumped in a caac Your real life actions were taken into consideration, so we decided to implement you according to your personal life. We can only apologise that final result does not met your expectations. -Bethesda

[@DronesOverTheMoon]

Alduin is that one dragon you think its the coolest until you meet Grigori for the first time

[@spamfilter2966]

good one mate. Keep up the good work.

[@JiJ1511]

Dagoth, Nerevar, Miraak, come get your DnD buddy he needs a hug.

[@diegocantu9853]

I’d love to see an interaction between Fatalis (MHW) and Alduin on how they’re respective developers handled their fights differently

[@TheGrandeCapo]

He's right.

[@dooggo-1402]

"Is that fucking sonaak somehow the lovechild of my dad? And am I fucking adopted? Because Bethesda sure fucking threats me this way." Best quote in this entire video.

[@Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae]

he sounds like he's in the bar sitting next to me with 12 empty beers next to him as he destroys a random object every time he aggressively cusses

[@sompret]

Emil Pagliarulo is the reason, Alduin. Yes, I wish I could break out of the screen and punch him too.

[@jamesfair8979]

Holy fuck, haven't laughed like this in years.Respect, great video.

[@Alduintheworldeater]

Hey serana

[@jewlbunny]

Need a mod that not only makes Alduin immune to Marunz razor, and makes the last fight more lore friendly, but make sure Mirrak can get one shotted by the same knife.

[@EchoAwakens]

I mean, in lore Alduin absolutely would get one shot by Mehrunes Razor

[@Alduintheworldeater]

Same

[@robinwitch666]

In the early testing of the beta of TES IV Oblivion, they found out that Mehrunes Dagon was getting one-shotted by Mehrunes' Razor. Must have been hilarious to see.

[@predalien049]

Alduin: Am i f@#king adopted?! Paarthurnax: i think you are. Ha!

[@АрсенийБыков-е7м]

Despite how funny he might sound, it's also a sad true. I mean, at first time when i played Skyrim i was expecting that finally battle will be glorious, where you'll have to fight against a World eating demi God who consumed God knows how many souls which will make him stronger than ever... but i could hide behind backs of those 3 morons and cloud legitimately win. But hey, at least Dragonborn didn't absorbed his soul, so he might return and Bethesda can finally give him some justice, if they will return him (i know it's mostly likely won't happen and if they return him they might even make him even more dirty, but let me at least dream a little)

[@Alduintheworldeater]

Yeah it is sad

[@marciomartins802]

Bethesda brings Alduin back and makes Herma Mora release TLDB from Apocrypha. Skyrim 2.0 😂😂😂

[@АрсенийБыков-е7м]

@@marciomartins802 pretty much actually

[@muh.andianto]

What mod this drogo talking about that makes him fight lore-friendly? I need ones that isn't just boosting the level, but also the AI combat.

[@WhiterunProductions]

I personally have always used Deadly Dragons which made all dragons including Alduin stronger. If you want something that actually changes the fight, there's a mod that's called "Violent Alduin Patch", which makes the fight completely OD and a lot more difficult, but I don't have a whole lot of time to mod Skyrim right now.

[@Galimeer5]

You can try Chaos Dragons too. It gives Alduin a second phase where he goes absolutely apeshit and the amount of ghost dragon clones he summons _will_ crash your game if you don't kill him fast enough. You know, now that I'm thinking about it, that insane clusterfuck that CTDs you at the end might actually be an intentional way of depicting what an Alduin victory would be like.

[@saberaq]

@@Galimeer5Leave it up to the modding community to give Skyrim back that meta aspect that Morrowind had

[@Thomlin12]

There's "Cult of the World Eater" that gives Alduin a similar script to Dagoth Ur in Morrowind. The dragon priests give him buffs (i.e. Passive health regeneration, extra health, and magic resistance up to 90%).

[@michadino0485]

Please do more of this this is 🔥🔥🔥

[@Little-Buster]

Ahh geez, now I feel sorry for Alduin.

[@TundraShard]

Just from this rant alone, i'm gonna get mod(s) that turn Alduin into a real actual final boss and permanently integrate them into my load order. Man deserves better.

[@carnivore3000]

For some reason I was expecting him to bust out a "Arby's! We have the meats!"

[@leyrua]

I can't fight him seriously anymore without using a mod that makes him into a total _beast._ The one I use gives him attacks like an orb of darkness that blinds you while simultaneously spawning a bunch of shadowy skeletons. The skeletons aren't terribly tough, but trying to fight them while blind and having your health drained can be difficult unless you have an AOE spell.

[@TheOriginalCrypticArchives]

This is why I use modifications to buff Alduin's attacks and health to make him a better boss.

[@jedder]

If Alduin shouted his rants in the Dragon Tongue, all of Tamriel would be obliterated. 😂

[@baranjan6969]

When alduin summons meteor shower skyrim should turn into a bullet hell in highest difficulty setting ngl

[@saberaq]

I’ve worked with my own dumbass version of Alduin for so long now that hearing him THIS angry really threw me

[@daneyal7162]

Nothing is sadder than realizing that something or someone you were told is really great ending up being a disappointment.

[@Dan-qq6hy]

WE NEED MORE FUNNY SHIT LIKE THIS FR

[@sillyninja65]

Starfield should have had seemless space flight and experimented with AI voices for all NPCS

[@darrennew8211]

Makes me wonder if it's not like the fact that the Star Wars heroes never get shot by the troopers. Maybe Akatosh wants him to "die" so he'll come back and actually do the end-of-the-world thing instead of farting round in the mortal plane.

[@DurtyDan]

I mean, at least you're not like Dagoth Ur, where enemies on Solstien have more health than he foes.

[@adriellightvale8140]

He was destined to be our punching bag, simple as. If he were to return in the future, we'll just bully him again.

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

The pronunciation on "Amazing right?" killed me.

[@TheDremoraPrince]

He invaded the afterlife and started devouring souls, and it took 4 people plus the Dovahkiin to defeat him. And to make it even crazier it took an Elder Scroll to banish him. Crazy Right?

[@TheRoguePrince0]

he saved my life from the imp Thalmor dogs. So alduin, is alright in my books.

[@vincent3363]

It's okay to let some steam out make sure to give alduin nose boops on your next playthrough he deserves them for carrying the literal game

[@shinnok5337]

Deathwing is what Alduin SHOULD have been.

[@donutlordband24]

Poor Alduin!

[@Alduintheworldeater]

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[@talleywa5772]

It's okay Alduin, you still hold the sickest villain intro in video game histo....Baldur's gate? Oh. Well shit bud.

[@mikey6633]

Is this the Michael Kirkbride-deep-lore everyone's been talking about? Lol

[@ToenailCollector22]

He sounds so genuinely pissed its killing me

[@crestianroxas4782]

i love the theory that he has yet to properly be reborn as the world eater and he is still the first version of himself 'the king of dragons' because he got sent forward in time by the elder scroll, not killed by it.

[@trollking6315]

That theory is just nerd cope to help them swallow the bitter pill that game Alduin is the true version of him and not how he is in their stupid fan fiction lore that came after the fact.

[@Chinothebad]

Alduin has to realize: no amounts of mods will make him as good as Grigori from Dragon's Dogma. No joke, I can already imagine the AI voice meme have Alduin getting roasted by other dragons.

[@beanpizza48]

even if I got hit by his meteors, my two handed heavy armor barbarian with only orcish gear could more than tank it while whacking him with my warhammer

[@captainhybrid4045]

Reminds me of when I watched The Vampire Diaries and had the same question about Klaus.

[@phillipwalling7470]

Alduin is the General Grievous of Skyrim. Has one of the most badass character designs and frightening lore about him, yet is actually weak in canon.

[@hawkeyenextgen7117]

In my Skyrim fanfic, I made Alduin a lucifer Archetype, wherein he deceived the mortals to worship him instead of his father Akatosh, who the dragons call Bormahu. In my story, he, and his widespread shadow, “eclipsed” the seat of Akatosh’s throne, which in the eyes of Akatosh is akin to sacrilege. This deception is what led many if the nomadic Nords to believe that Alduin is Akatosh, as he in the most cunning of the Dovah. In my story, the Dragons ride upon the currents of time, Alduin, himself being unique amongst Dragons, seeks to not just devour the world; but swallow time itself. How? By destroying the tower that is the Amaranth; the realization of Godhead: deus ex machina. In my story, Alduin, his hunger insatiable, seeks to claim this power to grow beyond time; beyond Akatosh. Imagine the horrors Arubis would face if Alduin became the new Akatosh.

[@matthewpletsch7523]

Alduin doesnt know how strong the Dovahkiin is.

[@itzmemd]

[video ends] ...ARBY'S! WE HAVE THE MEATS!

[@draquablu2030]

Oh Alduin, it could be worse, dovahkiin could've gotten a dragon mod from Loverslab before meeting you!

[@koheletcalaforexclan6508]

You know, instead of shrouding in partial mystery what happened to winterhold, we coulda had an ALDUIN moment where he destroys most of it? Just a thought…

[@timbomb374]

He just seems like any other dragon in the game

[@Insanity_TM]

I don’t need some magic dagger. I’ll just use my “fuck you” knife. The knife that deals 7410 fire damage.

[@ItsChevnotJeff]

What I also don't like is despite being full of choices, Bethesda never lets you become a villain or join one of the main villain factions, "Yeah, you can join the government sacntioned assasination group or the Sithis worshiping death cult, but we can't let you join the charismatic Sharmat or become the new World Eater"

[@ij1376]

There's gotta be some Alduin buff mod.

[@flyercurse]

The thing is, this is not even your final form... when Alduin... eat the world he is impossible to defeat

[@SanguivorousRevenant]

Alduin in lore: could eat Balerion the Black Dread like he was the snacks, because the current kalpa IS the main course Alduin in the game: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@shalimarscorner1614]

OMFG.... I so so needed this laugh...well done..well done..... loved it cause I too had a lot of those questions on my mind when I played the game....hahahahahah you made it so funny loved it thanks a million

[@gr8m887]

Maybe he’ll come back in Elder Scrolls 6, which is TOTALLY coming out soon. Any day now. Was only announced 5 years ago, now. I’m sure we’ll see it before the sun explodes.

[@bookkeeper1995]

The best way to play the game is whatever diffuculty you normally do and then max difficulty on boss fights.

[@tomascernak6112]

Two things. 1) AI voice generation is superb. 2) His rant was on spot and hilarious at the same time 😀

[@Buffaloguy01]

I dont think you understand just how powerful the dovahkiin is in lore.

[@KingCarnage754]

im so mad i never even thought to try Mehrunes Razor against Alduin cause i genuinely thought the devs wouldnt let me try that BS

[@weirdlan.d3144]

HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS ONE WAS ON SKUMA WHEN HE GOT HERE?!!

[@akuladoctor7355]

While i love Skyrim's idea of go where you want i would have made the main quest somewhat level soft-dependent. You would be told by Paarthurnax, that you are not ready to face Alduin, and return when you are stronger before he is willing to help. Paarthurnax would have a fixed level 70, and Alduin would be minimum 80. The level where Paarhturnax would say, that now you have a chance would be 50. Which assumes, that you got at least one offensive skill maxed, and some good equipment. You could argue enough to make him agree into allowing you to learn the Dragonrend, but would warn you, that you are not ready regardless. Alduin himself would be a nightmarishly hard fight with Alduin using a lot of shouts. Including stuff like slow time, unrelenting force, drain vitality, and marked for death. He would also use fire, and frost breath whichever you are weaker to. For resistances he would have the same with immunity to Mehrunes Razor's effect.

[@powerstones7722]

Personally i think saying that Alduin saying that he's the son of the god of time isn't making any lasting points

[@el-conquisto8512]

With Ks dragon overhaul 2 alduin could one shout you with single area effect shout, if you use absorb magic, you just absorb the damage because it canot be resisted