Alex Horne In STITCHES With Contestant's BIZARRE Answers | Taskmaster | Channel 4

Task: Take a stroll with Alex Horne. The stroll must contain exactly 589 steps. During the stroll, you must keep Alex's walking speed and keep a polite conversation. The contestant who says 'Thank you for the stroll' closest to 589 steps wins. Easy, right?
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[@juliest6015]

I don’t think Alex will ever be the same after spending that much time with Bridget, she broke him.

[@ColinRichardson]

She broke me also.. I didn't know people that clueless could actually get dressed in the morning..

[@jackdubz4247]

@@ColinRichardson There is nothing clueless about Bridget. Please reconsider your comment.

[@ColinRichardson]

@@jackdubz4247 I've reconsidered it. And I stand by my pervious statement.

[@Tendo8002]

@@ColinRichardson pervy comment 🤭

[@GNVS300]

@@ColinRichardson the only contestant who can get a perfect score in one episode and still seem clueless for most of the series

[@premadonna]

I can’t believe there have been 65 contestants and Bridget is the only one to make Alex visibly annoyed 😂. I love her so much!

[@naomigreen9749]

And I don't think she was even doing it on purpose - she was just being herself!

[@fakjbf3129]

And she was still the closest to 589!

[@PaperT1ger]

The way he utters ‘god’ under his breath 😂

[@supersexygal01]

You would think the shit Rhod did to Alex would have Alex annoyed lol.

[@B0risTheBlade]

@@fakjbf3129 if he didn't stop her they would still be doing the interview lol

[@colegrey123]

“My dad used to know someone who likes to go for walks” amazing conversational skills from Alex there

[@melissaabbey641]

I love when you can hear the crew trying not to laugh

[@sckiddle]

When is this?

[@notcreativeenough3497]

@@sckiddle 6:04, 7:39

[@v.r.j5577]

@@notcreativeenough3497 I noticed at 5:15 as well.

[@melissaabbey641]

@@sckiddle 3:57

[@someonefromsomewhere1009]

3:55 , 5:05 , 6:20 , 8:02

[@salemvvitch]

I love that a polite conversation includes questions like, "does a spider have lungs?"

[@flutter2386]

Haha I know, if I were the contestant I'd be like "uh Alex, in the spirit of polite conversation... This isn't that. It's a general trivia lol

[@gyroscope915]

​@@flutter2386nah that's absolutely the kind of question friend would ask down at the pub. The actual truth doesn't matter, its just a fun random question to talk shit about

[@callumjohnston858]

Funnily enough, they do. Spiders differ from many insects in that they possess a book lung, which is a specific organ for gas exchange. Most insects just breath through pores in their exoskeleton into a network of tubules through their tissues. Though book lungs are very different from a human or mammalian lung.

[@burgerbobbelcher]

@@callumjohnston858 I did not know that, that is fascinating.

[@du6167]

I lost it at "Have you ever gone to bed at night an.." "Never. Ever."

[@krashd]

That is completely Ardal's sense of humour, Alex should have seen that coming and asked his question quicker to avoid it 🤣

[@DerekB99]

Task: Alex has to interact with Lucy Beaumont and Bridget Christie for one hour. He has to carry on polite conversation, and every time he says "what?" or shakes his head in bewilderment, he has to dance and sing for 30 seconds.

[@princesspinkblue]

“Did you write these questions?” “…it doesnt say 🤷🏻‍♀️” 😂😂😂

[@twowheellatte]

@4:28 Judi: You listen to me. It's good when you listen to me. Alex: Pardon? Alex's subtle humor at its best.

[@Kat_Attack]

Judi's look at Alex, too.

[@sploofmcsterra4786]

He keeps it going to the next question about her number of steps a day too haha

[@ym10up]

Chris's answer "the inside of my eyelids" should be appreciated

[@rtt806]

I must've rewatched Bridget's interview at least 50 times, and I will always crease up at her nearly giving Alex a full-on breakdown near the end

[@southsidejohnny5624]

Bridget Christie is an agent of chaos and I love her all the more for it.

[@robot_spider]

6:00 A rare off-camera laugh by the crew. Hilarious.

[@hekie6638]

There's another one at just after 05:00 with Sophie lol

[@PaulaJaey]

It happened more times than that :D

[@davideaston8314]

Alex - "How many countries are there in the world?" Judy - "Fifty-summut? Alex - "Yeeah, gotta be, hasn't it?!" 😂💀

[@stevekirkpatrick1612]

Everyone going on about Bridget (hilarious yes) but noone praises Sophie for the absolutely perfect "I don't care"? A travesty.

[@iamnadexey]

3:51 for those looking.

[@no_peace]

That's what i was thinking they should do the whole time, just dodge the questions except politely i guess lol

[@slovnicurling9808]

Maybe because people don't care.

[@ravinraven6913]

essentially saying "whatever"? And you call that polite conversation? Sounds like id probably slap you within 10 minutes of us meeting if that's what you call polite.

[@kazbrekkybar]

@@ravinraven6913HAHAHA NO WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY IN EVERY REPLY

[@glencoconut]

At first I was surprised Bridgit was at least kinda close but then I realised Alex was the one who stopped I think he just mentally gave up

[@TonyTheYouTuba]

The full ten minute cut of Bridget’s stroll on the main taskmaster channel is a wonderful watch

[@hammeff69]

Missed a trick when he asked "Anything you want to ask me?"........."How many steps have we done?"

[@taryth.]

Well, Alex isn't really counting. Either the crew is, or its done in post, so they wouldn't have gotten anything. Some of them did ask, and Alex just responded with "the meter is broken"

[@ravinraven6913]

he clearly didn't know, he states numerous times.....so anymore stupid questions?

[@hammeff69]

@ravinraven6913 considering he said how many steps were done after checking his pedometer for the 1st person that had finished. He did know but chose to lie on the others. They could have asked to look at it. Anymore stupid replies?

[@chrismanuel9768]

​@@ravinraven6913He does know. He says the pedometer doesn't work, not that he doesn't know how many steps they've done. You're a miserable person. Would you like a hug? Some hair play? Would you like a friendly handy J?

[@namelickker375]

I love how genuinely infuriated Alex was with Bridget

[@ITLLBGRAND]

The fact she got the closest too

[@DeathnoteBB]

I don’t think he was actually mad, that’s a big assumption

[@ravinraven6913]

so annoyed is now infuriated? Infuriate: make (someone) extremely angry and impatient. Do you often use the wrong words? do you use the word force, like he forced me to watch this...even though there was no actual force or threats of violence?

[@namelickker375]

@@ravinraven6913 ok I’m sorry mr dictionary that I *infuriated* you. And yes I do use “wrong words” it’s called comedic exaggeration but hey I’m probably in the fault for thinking that thee mr dictionary would get a joke

[@patpat8727]

@@ITLLBGRAND I think he just wanted it to end.

[@Lizzo13]

We need a video of all of the times Alex has broken over the years.

[@lindsaycooper3213]

There has to be a few from Taskmaster US.

[@jasonalmy1872]

There is, it's called Bridget Christie's best moments on Taskmaster 😂

[@ramblingjen]

I would 100% watch a show with just Alex and Bridget in a room together. Absolutely amazing 😂

[@squiglemcsquigle8414]

Alex would kill himself or her after 30mins

[@dcworld1076]

the mutual annoyance between alex and bridget was born in this task

[@abigailsnider8348]

It’s so good

[@mirrankei]

I was curious so I looked it up and..... it's complicated. Many spiders have lungs, but many have trachea (hollow tubes that run through their bodies) instead, and a lot of spiders have both. They do not have diaphragms like we do, all their breathing happens passively. Their lungs are also very unlike ours; they are called "book lungs" because they look kind of like the pages of a book, and some spiders have two pairs of them. Thank you Alex for asking, hope this helps. 🕷

[@ravinraven6913]

since the video is at least a year old...and he doesn't run the youtube account...I am gonna say it doesn't help a single person outside us nerds....the fact you didn't know should show how much you understand about the world outside your tiny lil home... its not complicated, all animals have lungs, I guess you don't know the definition of lung...its an organ that draws air in where it gets absorbed into the blood stream. Even if you don't have the same type of lungs doesn't mean you don't have them...take a type of salamander who breathes through its skin, that means the skin is the lungs......seems like your mind gets stopped by these restrictive words that make you confused? you should probably work on your critical...thinking and logic, what happens to a spider that is put in water...it drowns, why would you need to look up something when the answer is that obvious? Like seriously, big red truck

[@aleksandra6131]

​@@ravinraven6913you are totally wrong and should go back to school. Lungs, gills or trachea are all different things, there are also different ways of taking oxygen for some animals. Being so confident while being so wrong just puts into perspective how ignorant are you

[@katkadukat]

Lung: each of the pair of organs situated within the ribcage, consisting of elastic sacs with branching passages into which air is drawn, so that oxygen can pass into the blood and carbon dioxide be removed. Lungs are characteristic of vertebrates other than fish, though similar structures are present in some other animal groups. - from Oxford languages.

[@Nobody0fInterest]

@@ravinraven6913 Might be 6 months late, but are you ok ? Rhetorical question of course, go be bitter somewhere else you clown

[@Raraoolala]

@@ravinraven6913you're insufferable

[@icturner23]

The first time I saw this I just thought that Bridget wasn't adequately co-operative, but now I love her and think she was absolutely perfectly unco-operative. And we all know she has problems walking so it wasn't fair anyway!

[@krashd]

Bridget is just chaos wrapped in fantastic fashion.

[@srahhh]

I feel so similar, I was honestly annoyed with Bridget the first time I watched this season because it felt like she was being deliberately obtuse-- but once I'd seen all her tasks & things like this, I opened my mind a bit & appreciated her unique perspective and the insanity it wrought, and this is honestly one of my favorite series/casts now!

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@srahhhHonestly some people are just a bit different. She reminds me of me, “simple” tasks can be hard. It’s really painful so many people are calling her annoying and stupid

[@srahhh]

@@DeathnoteBB I'm sorry I said I found her annoying at first! The fact that I did a complete 180 on her, IMO, speaks to the fact that the failure to understand was a problem on my end, not hers. When I finally let her break the rules a little bit in my mind of what a Taskmaster contestant is supposed to be, I realized how spectacularly unique and wonderful she is. I'm willing to bet that most of those people started in the same place as me and just never took the time to have that 180 and realize that she actually rocks

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@srahhh It’s okay. Honestly I only said it because it sounded like you’d actually understand where I’m coming from

[@ChrisMustard]

I wasn't keen on Judi Love before this, I can't get enough now. ALSO BIG THANKS TO WHOEVER AT C4 DECIDED ON PUTTING FULL EPISODES AND UNSEEN BONUS TASKS ON KZbin IS A GENIUS, GIVE THEM A RAISE!!

[@tanyaflanagan8111]

Feel the sMe. Wasn't a fan before this but this show made me realise how bloody funny she is. The whole cast this series were superstars in their own way lol

[@ZaphodTHEBeeblebrox]

i adore her!

[@andreaskarlsson5251]

she and bridget really aced this season fore me. both hilarious in different ways

[@ravinraven6913]

or maybe fire the previous person for not doing their job properly....sad that you want to give someone a raise for doing something they should already be doing.....should we all start giving treats to people who are already paid to do something? You would be a horrible parent.

[@andreaskarlsson5251]

@@ravinraven6913 "not doing their job properly" Yeah cause thats obviously what happened, some slacker intern decided to not upload full episodes on youtube. LMAO! Why do you even talk when you got no clue how the real world works? XD

[@carolmurphy7572]

"The retina!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DerekHartley]

I was doing OK right up until then, but I just utterly lost it. She is an absolute delight.

[@Jono1982]

i love when he laughs or gets annoyed out of character

[@1chiefg]

"Have I enjoyed YOU watching ME???"

[@RyanADillon]

4:48 slightly awkward pronunciation there and loved Alex's look.

[@Bluvionffxi]

That face when Bridget's the closest

[@Mazillius]

The cameraman laughing at what Judi said at 6:04🤣🤣🤣

[@Pailzor]

What DID she say right before that? I tried half speed on the vid, and still can't understand it.

[@wildste]

@@Pailzor "Why did you say that, what makes you think they wouldn't be proud"? I love that you watched the video at half speed and didn't think to turn on the subtitles

[@Pailzor]

@@wildste Thanks. And right, duh.. Subtitles button is more obvious than speed settings, too. xD

[@hekie6638]

And Sophie at about 05:00

[@hekie6638]

And at Judi again at 06:42! I never heard these before haha

[@glynnL]

Even the off camera crew was snickering. Every one went foolish this season or something.

[@GabeStrenke]

6:19 I had the same reaction Alex had. Bridget really is special.

[@josguil]

Honestly I didn’t get the question initially. It’s too vague. He asked it better to the other contestant

[@squiglemcsquigle8414]

​@@josguil he asked it the same way.

[@Allied-Aircraft-WW2]

Oh Bridget is such a delight!!!! Totally scatty and clearly on a different plane but and absolute delight to watch. Love her.

[@buggyboogle9]

Indeed. Her kookiness is such fun.

[@deadwinglullaby]

the perfect match for stewart lee

[@JanG_GC]

@@deadwinglullaby I had no idea, until your comment, that they were married but in looking it up I have also found out about next year's Lee tour and purchased tickets for our local theatre. Result! Thanks.

[@sashimster3243]

TIL scat can mean things other than poop or a poop fetish. Your message had me wildly confused for a hot minute.

[@busterfixxitt]

"Any questions for me?" "How many steps have we taken so far?"

[@rebeccamcteague3675]

The moment Alex asks Judy her weaknesses then starts laughing 😆

[@RyanADillon]

8:14 - 602 is AWFULLY close to 589! Too nice Alex!!

[@patpat8727]

He wanted the pain to end as soon as possible.

[@jaylamont2870]

I like that someone else laughs at @6:03 when Judi asks Alex why he thinks her family won’t be proud.

[@Bendigo1]

Funny how she said she can't talk and count. Apparently she can't even walk and talk. 🤣 I loved how frustrated she was but actually came the closest even though she had no idea what was going on.

[@patpat8727]

Alex did that because he wanted it to end.

[@spookyfirkser]

The chuckle behind the camera at 6:03 - incredible.

[@o0Theresa0o]

5:26 literally had me in tears. 🤣

[@leviathan8215]

I think Alex has just secretly worked in his workout program into taskmaster

[@james0489]

Alex: "I want you to count and talk at the same time." All the Contestants: "So you have chosen pain."

[@alexandermason2501]

This is pure comedy gold and probably the simplest premise for an interview series yet. Move over Hot Ones, get out of here Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - I'm watching Alex Horne having a pleasant stroll with guests making polite conversation.

[@krashd]

I must admit this task would actually make a great spin-off series.

[@harryw798]

I love seeing Alex laugh

[@trilian23]

The only task where Bridget was walking normally and had to be reminded to do a silly walk

[@truehopey8045]

This whole series was an absolute treat.

[@ZaphodTHEBeeblebrox]

Judi Love making the cameraman laugh 😂

[@xJONNYFATXMOSHx]

‘In stitches’ is a stretch, but it was fun to watch.

[@jenniferhaining1230]

The camera person cracking up at 6 minutes is excellent

[@TheMossyrocker16]

I love the NMJ style "Does a spider have lungs?"

[@ym10up]

Does a spider have a heart? I also loved it when I saw Alex bringing the tiny trophies to NMJ. I love it when TM and NMJ crossover subtly like that

[@tcreel96]

"Spain" "That isn't a number" 🤣

[@tcreel96]

WAIT SHE ACTUALLY GOT THE CLOSEST LMAO

[@PaulaJaey]

Hearing the camera person laugh is my favourite XD

[@mordecai2169]

3:53 is so underrated i almost pissed myself

[@travishiltz4750]

"I don't like to touch the ground' is said so casually and matter of factly, and Alex just nods along.

[@greggjohnson621]

“I don’t have a pedo-meter like you do” 🤣🤣🤣 (I’ll never hear the word “pedometer” the same again)

[@Miroslava_Ivanova]

I CAN'T believe Bridget got so close! 🤣

[@GeralltGymro1]

"Uh, uh, uh, the uh, retina..."

[@fakjbf3129]

“If you had to hold one thing for the rest of your life what would it be?” My breath

[@user-sw5lr3bq4k]

This was a discarded task for anyone confused. They filmed it but it wasn’t one that made the final show.

[@Cheapthrill1979]

The dialing code question is a blast from the past.

[@mmoncur]

"How would you describe our relationship?" "You listen to me. That's good, when you listen to me." "Pardon?"

[@Spaxcore]

Have you ever gone to bed at night... No. Never.

[@willemuil]

That dude really awnsered how many shoes he owns with an uneven amount ._.

[@2008tourer]

Maybe he lost one

[@BanditLeader]

Pretty sure he said "30" aka 15 pairs. Much like a women's wardrobe

[@igorioshka]

god, i love those guys. i want to watch new season so badly! hope is coming up soon

[@icturner23]

Of course I'll enjoy the new series but I'll never have missed the previous contestants as much as I will this time.

[@james_9190]

only just noticed Bridget has a holster for her phone

[@lmachain1]

“Does a spider have lungs?” Caused me to have an existential crisis

[@duytdl]

0:10 that's gotta be a regrettable act of niceness, even for me.

[@najtrows]

"50 something" is the best answer in this. Incredible

[@littlemissapplecore]

To be fair when it turned out Bridget had forgotten she was supposed to say when I thought it was gonna turn out to be like 4000 steps or something😂

[@Carcrashize]

I agree with Judi that this is not a conversation, as alex does not let them talk to him.

[@dianegush]

No one talking about Chris's boss move at the end and he was closest

[@glenn1534]

6:00 You can hear the cameraman laughing 😂

[@frankiesca]

Does a spider have a lung…🎵

[@rgncajun21]

This was the most perfect cast

[@bon-chan7197]

I want the pharmaceuticals that Bridget takes please 🙏

[@mrbushi1062]

Bridget Christie has to be my fav in the entire run of the show

[@potterpotty01]

The cameraman was laughing his arse off throughout this!

[@matthewvernon3774]

Bridget's interview will never not be amazing. 😂

[@ravinraven6913]

this caused you great surprise, wonder or astonishment? I found it rather tedious and annoying but you say tomato, I say sack of garbage.

[@matthewvernon3774]

@@ravinraven6913 and yet you watched it. 🤷‍♂️ More fool you in that case. 🙂

[@bloodysmurf]

0:59 - No whay!

[@seanmcgcostumes]

2:03 an episode of Drunk History was filmed in that chapel, I didn't realize that it was a location in the UK instead of the US!

[@johncapewell7520]

All I know is that I take about 12,000 steps by dinner time each day.

[@MrTargenor]

i love the camera man is laughing too!

[@Vyselink]

6:04 is that the camerman laughing? lmao idky that just amuses me to no end!

[@logandanielson7691]

I really wanna know what bridget thought the task was.

[@mahgeetahh]

".....the retina"

[@subbtopp]

I loved this season its was really enjoyable.

[@eewolfs2165]

i would argue alex asking a series of bizarre questions isnt “polite conversation” so I would feel allowed to ignore him in such a sitution without breaking the tasks rules

[@ravinraven6913]

you would also lose....polite conversation still involves replying, specially to things you have no opinion of or even the opposite opinion...Id question what you find to be considered Polite, and probably find out you're rather rude...so youd lose. your critical thinking is way off dude...if thats how you problem solve then I would love to play a game with you, Id be guaranteed to win because your lack of understanding what words mean...

[@zsuzsisz9263]

The retina😂😂😂

[@SundaraRamanR]

I got curious about the Mozambique question and looked it up on Wikipedia. The answer is: 6 countries, they are Tanzania, Malawi, Zimbabwe, Zambia, South Africa, and Eswatini. (I got only Zimbabwe and Zambia, before looking it up.)

[@gorkemgulan]

We were on 70, now we are on 50 😂😂

[@thenamen935]

Later on 33, which obiously is equal to 106.

[@superjfbm]

...Alex wasn't able to see people the nexts few days... he was exhausted

[@lazthegreat10]

This title seems incredibly clickbaity, but you know I'll still watch

[@42grath]

"Did you enjoy this series of Taskmaster?" *checks notes for his answer* "Yes" absolutely underrated comedy moment from Little Alex Horne 😂

[@Danburybeeches]

'...the retina...'

[@kiralulu1779]

I love that the camera person loses it at 6:02

[@danielle6008]

What episode is this task from? I thought I watched the whole series but don't remember it lol

[@kap79]

Surprised Bridget knew how to stroll, considering. XD

[@samc2]

Is this a bonus clip? I don't remember seeing this at all last series ?

[@OP-1000]

3:30 😂