Alex Jones Made A Video Game

[@MarkDice]

I hope he comes out with a new game every year. This is awesome.

[@fukitall80]

Loool you already completed it Mark?

[@theDavid_B]

Mark Livestream the game

[@lobot6894]

Too funny seeing you here. 😂

[@GRIMWOODz]

Hey its Mark Dice never thought I would see you here 😂

[@armstrong2052]

Hell yeah a different genre would be dope too. Like Duke/Doom, then Southpark turn based rpg ect.

[@cyberpsybin]

- No bugs - No microtransactions - No live service - Respects the lore GOTY

[@franksbtka1624]

And doesn't have a gay female lead and isn't lame.

[@TheDorianTube]

It is fun, undoubtably, but personally I don't believe it's $18 fun.

[@firebirdnewt]

​@TheDorianTube the price is 1776.

[@Quincy_Morris]

No black helicopters, 0/20 game

[@jor8025]

​@@TheDorianTubewho asked?

[@WinterMadness]

I love the fact that Alex voices all the bosses as well.

[@mortisnoctu]

Lol hell yeah

[@longbeardbobson4710]

I think it might be a deep fake software.

[@guysmiley4830]

@@longbeardbobson4710 No, it's Alex 100 percent. He promoted this game pretty heavy on his show. He talked at length about the developers and the project.

[@RickMattison314]

The fact that this game is worth $17.76 just makes it all the better!

[@TiL_Deimos]

1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN

[@NotEvenDeathCanSaveU]

Its actually going to be the 1933 but on hard mode since they wont let you vote for what you really need.

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

He was right about the lizard gobblins hobblin' 'round comin' after us

[@Fastbikkel]

I will not spend a single dime on unpatriotic people like Jones.

[@tayclift5322]

It is to get Americans to pay...most will just download it for free.

[@Agent_Chieftain]

We gotta vote this into the Player Choice award at the game awards. Every game journo would absolutely lose their minds.

[@aytony4090]

​@@captainsaveahoe1843Bill Clinton Kid 2.0 has to rush the stage

[@NPC_maga]

omg the idea that gaming journos would be forced to cover this. I need to read those articles. That will be up there with the several page explanation about how Malenia is actually peak sexism.

[@xelm_]

give us the lead.

[@jean_luc_retard]

Man that's a dream scenario

[@weserphillip]

Yes start a campaign

[@Kryoxys]

We live in a world where Alex Jones has a better game than Gollum and King Kong.

[@Peanutfiendsblog]

Significantly better.

[@MaoriNative_NZ]

Ahhaha that's actually crazy lol I kinda want to play thus now

[@lonesoul1505]

well it's just a downgraded Metal Slug, and I still play it till this day xD

[@wargex]

​​​@@lonesoul1505Metal Slug, except this is designed for actual infants to beat. lol, I remember when I was young, a group of kids we all took turns feeding off each others continues till we got to the last levels of Metal Slug before it defeated all our pocket change. We might not have won, but it was amazing at the time to get that far, the hype was real. I bet it wouldn't even take a full dollar to beat this and that's being generous. lol, Metal Slug is still one of my favorite arcade games.

[@ArCgon]

Because unlike Daedalic Entertainment - the point-n-click indie studio which for some reason decided to make Gollum - they didn't attempt to make a AAA game out of this.

[@emptyforrest]

its actually insane that this could be 100% sincere or 100% parody, and we cant tell the diffrence.

[@gschgvt2956]

He's an intentional parody of himself as a business model. What headline will draw more eyeballs, sincere or looking to debunk: Atrazine may be impacting amphibian reproductive systems vs they're turning the friggin frogs gay?

[@jacobfaro9571]

I’m so confused by this.

[@Beunibster]

It's clearly tongue-in-cheek.

[@OffGridRefugees]

Most of it is truthful but with the details imbellished

[@lolguytiger45]

"BROO ITS ACUTALLY INSAAAAANNNNNEEEEE"

[@dhplaz1475]

Finally an educational game that gets the recognition it deserves!

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Need it on mobile brother

[@EbinShini]

Not gonna lie Alex Jones should be a full time voice actor for games, he would be insanely good at it.

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

I agree

[@Haggis-Giggles4692]

Another game like this came out on STEAM called America’s Retribution. Metal Slug similar with Trump .

[@adsffdaaf4170]

Game companies would not hire him lol. Maybe only obscure games.

[@spacepirate4623]

True , especially the court hit him with 1/3 of America GDP

[@lookbeforeitstoolate]

He used to do voice work in movies and acted in a few others

[@Tackitt]

Absolutely needs a Bohemian Grove secret level.

[@spk1121]

🏅 😂👍

[@InAltum.]

Yes!! 😂😂

[@tomjohnson3106]

Maybe in the sequel

[@shefalichow7917]

How do you know it's not already in there?

[@Tackitt]

@@shefalichow7917 I hope it is.

[@dwarvengamesmith9726]

Honestly way more entertaining than any other game footage I've watched recently

[@kingkeefage]

Wild Hearts... Seriously, check it out.

[@funstuffonthenet5573]

I really like comedy in videogames. Which is rare. First game I remember that did it well was Portal

[@nuclearpugg]

More entertaining than all of the games this year

[@WorthlessDeadEnd]

Just bought the game myself for *$17.76* I nearly fainted from howling with laughter when Alex said, _"This is as fake as _*_Big Mike_*_ being a woman."_

[@WorthlessDeadEnd]

@@funstuffonthenet5573 Some of these lines are funnier than _Duke Nukem_

[@thetruth7118]

we need more games from Alex Jones. this is gold

[@Fastbikkel]

We need less of Alex Jones and his despicable behavior, if we care about progress and ethics that is.

[@thetruth7118]

spoken like a true communist. lets hear your idea of "progress" and "acceptable behavior" @@Fastbikkel

[@Fastbikkel]

@@thetruth7118 What is communist about accepting truth, decency and progress in a way of not deliberately messing other people up? If you are new to this subject of Alex Jones, i would suggest looking up the details surrounding the Sandy Hook case where the parents of the victims went against him, for understandable reasons.

[@colonelsanders69]

cry about it @@Fastbikkel

[@Fastbikkel]

@@colonelsanders69 Can you talk within context and without trying to degrade me? There is little i can do with "cry about it" and im not going to resort to that kind of silly language to you. There is no use.

[@Earthgrand234]

There genuinely hasn't been a game that has made me smile this much in long time.

[@Holyinductor]

That's why this game needs a trilogy and the next game should be bigger better sound and so on so much potential I can smell it

[@hbsvictor]

And notice how it's so simple to make something fun and good

[@Holy_Grapefruit]

It's sad but the only game I can think of are some of the older Assassins Creeds, Elden Ring and the Witcher 3. Then again quite some praise for this game tho. 😅

[@c.rackrock1373]

Angry Video Game Nerd 1&2 Deluxe is out for every console and PC and this is pretty much a knockoff of it, comedy and all

[@successfulmen2414]

First 10 seconds in I was already dying 😂

[@Ancient_4]

I love that the price of this game is $17.76.

[@NeoAstrisk]

​@shabusakiAmerica's independence

[@Ancient_4]

@shabusaki July 4th, 1776, was when the USA declared independence from the British Empire.

[@Rex-qf7en]

@shabusaki 1776 will commence again

[@LeftyRighty123]

@shabusaki Trump passed operation warp speed, it gives the pharm companies full immunity forever and the product doesn't need any testing.

[@ShibaMcDripNu]

@shabusakiHe is Omniman confirmed!

[@bananieldiamonds1921]

it's good to see a game with a positive message.

[@Hammid]

Amen.

[@michaelweber1921]

I'm surprised he made a game since he calls all gamers losers.

[@bewiseopeneyes8720]

​@@michaelweber1921Alex is a gamer lol. He trolls a lot

[@bananieldiamonds1921]

gamers are losers inherently, since they often lose at the games.@@michaelweber1921

[@armedhobo6398]

​@@michaelweber1921that's quite frankly based.

[@BEANINAT0R]

I can't remember when I laughed so hard and so much at a game. Had to pause at times, because I didn't want to miss anything. Unironically amazing game.

[@thejonnyism6868]

Ok but politics and past history aside, Alex would be an amazing game announcer unironically. Imagine this guy echoing "QUAD DAMAGE" in a Quake server or going "BLUE TEAM HAS THE FLAG" on Blood Gulch.

[@MrSirFluffy]

Have you seen the DOOM trailer where they insert Alex Jones voice and quotes, it's SOOO freaking perfect.

[@madmantheepic7278]

The good ending where Alex becomes a game announcer and is loved by all.

[@goodjoejoe]

If he became a wrestler in the 80s he would've a legend.

[@biteofdog]

Alex Jones s the best anti-woke sjw ever!

[@DevotedSin]

​@@goodjoejoeBetter yet someone's manager or ringside commentator.

[@Sethzenjion]

The AAA industry should feel absolutely embarrassed how Alex Jones can get a better game then 90% of what's on being put out these days.

[@Haggis-Giggles4692]

Another game like this came out on STEAM called America’s Retribution. Metal Slug similar with Trump. Alex Jones game is better by being more polished.

[@notreally2406]

*than

[@richardhunter9779]

@@Haggis-Giggles4692 Or you can play Broforce, which is actually great.

[@TempleOfKnife]

Let's not go crazy. But it's really funny and a pretty solid Contra clone

[@chacka4292]

​@@richardhunter9779 Both Broforce and especially Metal Slug are soooo fucking good

[@tbaymufon6448]

As a Canadian I legit am gonna buy this game just for the trudeau level. Lol absolutely hilarious

[@John-X]

rip this man's bank account. respect to this Canigga o7

[@SKIllITY20]

Lmao I might have to aswell

[@salt7456]

@@John-X As a Canadian, I would have no idea what my reaction would be if someone were to call me that IRL.

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

This game he could sequel it so easy. Raiding davos 😂😂😂 "wheres sailboat greta you chumps"

[@FlamingRobzilla]

Alex should put a link on his Infowars store to where you can buy this game. As soon as I heard Alex Jones had a video game I had to buy it, and of course it's on Steam. I'm not a huge side scroller game fan, but I'll make an exception for this. Alex must have had lots of input regarding design. His fingerprints (and maybe part of his living soul) are all over this thing. What a fun casual game. And thanks to the devs who put it together. I know Alex doesn't know how to code, but what a concept. Voice acting and graphics are perfect for this retro game. I can only imagine what a 3D game would be like, but those are expensive and time consuming to create. Looking for the next one already.

[@mikeb1596]

This isn't the game we asked for, it's the game we needed

[@pbabuik]

Check yourself . This is just a metal slugs ripoff

[@heatherphillips5983]

​@@pbabuik Yeah, because that's the original, not Contra, that Metal Slug copied. Or Metroid, or MegaMan, all 2d side scrollers. This game is dope, and Alex definitely takes the piss out of himself, and leans into his crazy.

[@pbabuik]

@heatherphillips5983 there's a difference between making a game catered to a genre and taking a game already in existence and cut and pasting over top of it. Look at the mechanics and animation it's all metal slugs

[@mikeb1596]

@@pbabuik there's always someone in the comments who thinks they're clever but in reality they just miss the point. Whoooosh

[@JT-0001]

The game we deserve

[@jasonramirez5312]

The fact that Alex Jones can release a better game than most AAA studios is astonishing

[@biteofdog]

It'd be fun the first time around, but doesn't seem challenging beyond that.

[@nukem8128]

​@@biteofdoglike most AAA games

[@4X10S]

@@biteofdog It's 1 hour of entertainment and it doesn't try to be anything more than that..

[@SCK-47]

Well they are busy turning the freaking frogs gay

[@MonsterGaming-rh7sb]

​@@biteofdoglooks more fun than Diablo 4 or Starfield. Plus they could always add more stuff. More weapons, levels, power-ups, mounts ect.

[@theoz-zone7470]

This is ridiculous, off the wall & nuts. We need a sequel.

[@shaveershroff9398]

Tucker throwing red pills was truly funny.😂

[@BTP40]

thought they were bowties lol

[@shaveershroff9398]

@@BTP40 Actually, yeah. Probably bow tie shaped red pills.

[@commiedeer]

@@shaveershroff9398 Could of sworn they were bowties as well but I suppose both would work and is keeping with the lore.

[@AnticomPhysicalRemover10]

Get it? Because he is redpilled! 😂😂😂

[@bou222]

@@BTP40yeah it's booties, that's been his shtick forever at his interviews having a fancy bowtie

[@robertstimmel1100]

I wasn't ready to say it before, but 2023 really has been an incredible year for gaming. This masterpiece is the icing on the cake.

[@supertuesday600]

This game saved the entire gaming industry singlehandedly!!! 🏆

[@Wheyooo]

Tbh besides rockstars announcement this was literally the best

[@Haggis-Giggles4692]

Another game like this came out on STEAM called America’s Retribution. Metal Slug similar with Trump.

[@Si_Mondo]

​@@WheyoooGTA 6 is gonna be a let down.... that's my prediction.

[@makealotofmoney9955]

nah. rockstar gone do some magic with it. i hope!@@Si_Mondo

[@Squillian]

I still can't believe they made an official Alex Jones game lol.

[@tn_mateo5974]

What's even crazier is that this game was made by the "Don't tase me bro" guy.

[@ELPRES1DENTE45]

Can't believe it took so long.

[@Squillian]

@@tn_mateo5974 My God you're right! lol that's amazing

[@Azureneedle]

I can't believe Asmon played a game he said he was going to play.

[@Squillian]

@@Azureneedle TRUE

[@brandontinker5921]

This gave me duke nukem mixed with metal slug vibes with with a South Park style of comedy that brings light to real issues. Wonderfully crafted game and I tip my hat to all involved in it's creation.

[@fizur2002]

I don't think you could pack more meme's or sound bytes into a game than this example of perfection.

[@Beunibster]

Bubsy/Gex for the modern world

[@mirageknight8070]

When it comes to yt videos Max0r came to mind

[@4X10S]

- 1 hour of unfiltered entertainment. - No Chinese spyware - No Lootboxes - No Mi.. Macrotransactions - 100% antiglobalist agenda - LGBT Inclusion - No 120 GB hard drive space required. - Playable on all machines - ALEX JONES.

[@ainz0617]

💯

[@Roge9]

game of the year confirmed?

[@rotonek2887]

​@@Roge9nah,you need to have gay shit to be included in goty nowadays, or be popular in normie groups

[@cccbbbaaa110]

​@@rotonek2887what do you mean the game literally include everything from vax to gay shit

[@kirerunte1046]

​@rotonek2887 he did include ghey stuff and then he shot it

[@EcilaM]

All jokes aside, the soundtrack to this game slaps and should be nominated.

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

I'm still trying to find someone that has uploaded the soundtrack

[@EcilaM]

@@PieroMinayaRojas if you find it post it here pls

[@SilverSlugVideos]

It would make me smile inside so hard if it ended up being the same guy who made all the Prison Planet albums

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

@@SilverSlugVideos what's prison planet

[@markdigiacinto2457]

​@@PieroMinayaRojasAlex Jones website

[@lancertreepuffer]

First time in 25 years ive wanted to play a 2D shooter, straight awesomeness

[@TenchiHawkwing]

I love that most of the voices are done by Alex Jones himself.

[@Peanutfiendsblog]

LOL even for hillary. I couldn't stop laughing.

[@Screch]

I think tucker did his own voice. sounds like he did it over the phone

[@Mr.Potato420]

@@Screch or ai

[@mattvoelker241]

@@Mr.Potato420 Doubtful. There's no reason to use an ai when i dont think the two have any beef. That and I'm almost certain Tucker would gladly give his permission and voice for something like this.

[@410MaXiMuS]

It’s all voiced by Alex Jones. All of it.

[@logicaldude3611]

The best line of the entire game is, "The elites don't want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free. You can take them home. I have 558 ducks." He's basically caricaturing himself for fun. Alex Jones is truly hilarious. And for those who don't know him, yes that's his real voice.

[@mr.doctorcaptain1124]

That’s amazing. I’m not exactly the biggest Alex Jones fan, but I do think its insane how bad he’s been demonized in the media. I have a couple very close liberal friends, and we got to discussing him a little while back. I made the claim “With the exception of Sandy Hook, he’s been right about 99% of issues he discusses, but he gets demonized until anyone who doesn’t pay attention to him think’s he’s always wrong.” As I’m sure can be guessed, my buddies then tell me I’m wrong, Alex Jones is constantly spewing lies. I challenged them to name one, they did, then I made them research it with me, where they proceeded to discover Alex Jones was 100% correct and they were unaware that what he was discussing had in fact occurred. They didn’t want to do it with a second topic he’d discussed lol.

[@ehhorve857]

whoever is in this comment, you can't actually be seen, you're gonna have to repost and change some words to figure out WHICH word is the naughty one.

[@karenamyx2205]

​@@ehhorve857wth you talking about?

[@ehhorve857]

@@karenamyx2205 look up 'KZbin is Silencing You (You have NO idea)'.

[@sophiacristina]

@@Clefus-o6b Lol, KZbin auto-flag you even when you do your best to not use any offensive word.

[@Holy_Grapefruit]

Developers: "Let's make a game with clear and defined political undertones:" Ales Jones: "Let's make a game about my memes"

[@jacquesprosekticus1332]

I dont think either of them are using subtlies.

[@tayclift5322]

I used to *love* these types of games at the arcade...so many awesome days. I feel bad for kids nowadays, they might have the "best" of technology, but we was able to live through it's slow advancement and soak it all up.

[@nickjohnson410]

It's been a very long time since I have seen someone smile like that when playing a video game. That is what genuine fun looks like... if you can remember what that felt like.

[@rtg5881]

Well, just one year ago, i didnt. Nor was i capable of taking care of myself, really, kept dependent by the german government which would never again have expected me to be productive with my disabilities and what not, my legal guardian taking care of beurocracy... But then i decided to take charge of my life and flee to southamerica. German fleeing to SA, klichee, i know, whatever, best choice ive ever made.

[@vikinghammer87]

Didnt ask. @@rtg5881

[@TheAngryAustrian]

Theres not much else you can do but smile when you see video game alex jones mount joe rogan the centaur

[@rtg5881]

@dimebagvision3221 Depends on your definition of "messier". But, no, certainly isnt in any sense other than that we dont have the state forcing us to spend our money on paved roads everywhere when dirt or clay roads suffice, sure it might mean if its raining you cant really go anywhere but how often does it rain in the chaco? Not flipping often. Oh, Paraguay. Still havent learned a lot of spanish to be perfectly honest,but there are many germans around here - and, no, not those germans. Until 20 years ago it was allmost exclusively germans here, while the rest of paraguay still deems this area fairly hostile to human life (it is if you do not have reliable water deliveries and some means of coolsing seen as even in spring it often reaches over 45°C (113°F) Either way, theres like 10 times more crime in the state of Hessen i come from than in this department of paraguay,way more beurocracy (though obviously given im migrating i do for now have to deal with a fair amount, too) and people seem less concerned about irrelevant shit. And are friendlier, vendors having a good memory of what i like to get... Its quite lovely here. Sure, theres not running water how one is used to (that is, there is running water but it comes from zisterns or watertowers, might not allways be as clean and has to be delivered by truck), whatever, can just get bottled cola, right?

[@wifiphone1032]

I love how this indie game is better than several AAA games that took years to make.

[@arostwocents]

It never once asked him to spend more money after the initial purchase either

[@4IndieForever]

This could easily be a arcade classic from the 90s.

[@ArCgon]

Well it is strongly inspired by Metal Slug.

[@retelefe]

Because it is, lol Literally Metal Slug copy

[@SSD_Penumbra]

*IT IS* Its a really good Metal Slug clone. Its now canon that Alex Jones plays Metal Slug.

[@4IndieForever]

One my favourite games when i was young! Still is!@@ArCgon

[@Oh-Ben]

@@SSD_Penumbra Good? Compared to Metal Slug this is bad. Enemies just run at you to die the whole game, the stages throw the same gimmicks at you the entire level The last level finally has level design, but its not very engaging. Zero weapon variety and it throws the same power weapon at you the whole stage to the point it should just be default. This game is competent but nothing more than ok. I wouldn't call it better than Metal Slug 1.

[@durrettpainting1202]

Bonus level should of been, Alex kicking Big Mike in the nuts.

[@goldenlizard92]

I can't believe this game has the Metal Slug machine gun aiming arc. For those who are not aware, when the player has the heavy machine gun in Metal Slug, changing your aim from forward to upwards while firing causes the gun to fire while changing angles (allowing it to hit diagonals). This is significant because Metal Slug normally only has 4-way aiming. This is a stupidly specific mechanic from Metal Slug that I never imagined I would see in an Alex Jones indie game...my mind is blown.

[@Nrt2Pnt0]

As a fan of the metal slug series, I love this mechanic.

[@beanthelegume]

This is also in the stardew valley arcade game. Of all places.

[@deejitv]

Lol I was thinking the same!

[@Raquya]

Its a combination of that and Broforces' art style.

[@ArCgon]

TBH it looks like they took a lot of inspiration from Metal Slug. That scene where waves of gay frogs fall down from the sky on balloons just has to be homage to the beginning of level 2 of the first MS, where waves of those pseudo-Wehrmaht soldiers would parachute at the player.

[@smittyjohnson9554]

The Joe Rogan centaur was so funny. I'm definitely buying this game.

[@TheEmDog10]

Rode him like yoshi I died

[@Chris-vx5kp]

That's what happens when you take the horse paste!

[@yoursodumn]

​@@Aguy-rb1msthe ones who weren't even aware he'd said anything?

[@Chris-vx5kp]

@@Aguy-rb1ms The media should pay Kyle Rittenhouse even more than those people.

[@The-Autistic-Rat]

​@@Aguy-rb1mssandy hook didn't happen

[@EViLGrEEn42090]

It’s fresh, it really is. A sequel would be dope.

[@damonsipe9232]

The answer to 1984 is 1776

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Needs to be on google play store but the triggered ultrafascists are always against us

[@ghost_to_a_ghost]

it's actually one of the best 2D sidescroller/platformers I have played in recent history. top notch entertainment! absolutely worth the price, too lol 😂

[@coreypulling4881]

Where do you download it!?

[@flypig698]

@@coreypulling4881 alexjonesgame

[@travisvandermeer7436]

Brilliant game! The only thing that could have made it better were if there was a rare weapon upgrade, similar to Doom's BFG, which was just a huge hand held printer which flicked out THE DOCUMENTS at enemies, completely obliterating them.

[@AP-op4rc]

Looks dope. I loved Metal Slug, and this just takes the comedy up to a wild level.

[@ghost_to_a_ghost]

@@coreypulling4881 i got it on steam but if you wanna support AJ, i'd say buy it thru the official website for the game. i played all the way thru it yesterday for the first time. took about 45 minutes but it was absolutely worth the $17.76. i plan to run back thru it and beat all my high scores. super fun game!

[@pccalcio]

This is possibly the best thing that ever happened to gaming... and humanity.

[@logicaldude3611]

I love how the last level has "LITERAL DEMONS" that you have to fight against. This was wildly entertaining and genuinely a great tribute to Alex Jones. I had a gigantic smile on my face pretty much the entire time I was watching this.

[@RedPill780]

Imagine Alex Jones coming out with a big budget 3D sequel to this. He could really expand on the story, characters and missions. There would be nothing else like it.

[@1985nyg]

Watching people completely freak out about this and google not even allowing you to search for it is absolutely hilarious. He obviously made the game as a complete troll and they take it hook, line, and sinker…😂😂😂

[@krisevol3016]

people still use google?

[@unforeseencircumstances]

@@krisevol3016 what do you use? bing?

[@skunkwerkz777]

@@unforeseencircumstancesi use your mom for a search engine

[@Tyler_W]

​@@krisevol3016brave browser ftw

[@Teo_live]

@@unforeseencircumstances DuckDuckGo is better for anything even remotely against leftism, since google pro-left censors are insane. If the search isn't political, than google works well.

[@ballisticgames]

I'm a game developer and this was very entertaining.

[@N3mdraz]

Im an entertainer and this was very gamy

[@seanp8220]

@@N3mdraz I don't think you're an entertainer because your comment is the dullest here

[@Walteralexander1]

@@seanp8220 That went over your head 😂

[@tattoodrdoke]

Need coop mode where you control Super trump

[@Seek_ANDESTROY]

Basically copied the Metal Slug series waaaaaay too much but cool concept. Hope you created something more original

[@taejae6593]

I guess I should’ve anticipated this, but Alex Jones has a good game announcer voice.

[@anupam6192]

Yes, his voice is such a gift. It's absolutely perfect. 😂

[@jasony8480]

Interestingly enough, the bats and rats do not hurt Alex. I even saw him get direct hit by some homeless expulsion to no effect. Most of the game is Asmongold killing out of fear and expectation, which is an interesting message.

[@Smoked_Calamari]

This game deserves an award for making people laugh 😂

[@AquaMittens57]

It’s the best thing I have seen in possibly months. I wish it got more views. But people are afraid of “controversy” 😂😭

[@harlleygurrola8394]

This game should wake people up

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Joe rogan as a centaur. Big tech lizard nerd. You remember zucks creepy cult jacket he was sweati g bullets when they persuaded him to show it off 😂😂😂😂

[@raiko187]

The San Fran in the game was cleaner than the real life San Francisco.

[@genin69]

This makes me miss the 80s even more. Pure gold

[@kevmitch4992]

80s games are glitchy, the remastered ones are the best

[@1popblocker9er]

I haven't laughed at something out loud that hard since middle school lmao!! I have too many favorite parts haha.

[@AlexJonesGame]

UPDATE: We are on STEAM now! Wow, thanks for the support everyone! Amazing. We are working hard to upload this game to STEAM but they are dragging their feet. We hope they approve soon.

[@denhawken]

Really? Wow steam lame! I hope yall make more Alex jones games

[@potatoradio]

Congrats! First the doomguy voice hack, now this, very cool!

[@spk1121]

Well done! ✨🏅✨ I will definitely get it on Steam. Hope you guys are reading the comments because there have been some great suggestions!

[@VioletPrism]

As a gay 🐸 this game is amazing

[@anthonystarke893]

Hoping you guys make more.

[@Willofthesun]

This game genuinely looks so fun, the bosses are telegraphed really good and everything.

[@zebatov]

It’s very similar to Metal Slug. There’s another game called “Guns, Gore and Cannoli” that’s really good as well.

[@iphonehome2489]

We need to praise Alex Jones for being this self aware

[@Hamnotic]

Or that broke?

[@dingdong--7z]

​@@Hamnoticyeah tends to happen when you get sued for 1.5 billion dollars for speech

[@Genesiscoupe3000]

​ Exactly!

[@jnnx]

He’s always been a dancing monkey for cash. . .

[@Meithighs]

we already praise alex jones enough. hes great and everything but he has always been self aware.

[@uninspiredrambler]

More fun & soul in this game than the last 10 AAA big budget games combined

[@justhellbound4206]

This game unironically looks like an absolute blast.

[@Marconel100]

Why unironically?

[@Kai0nTheMoon]

@@Marconel100 I think because you're 'blasting' enemies

[@JBBrickman]

I hope they add on more levels in the future. It would be funny if there are extra missions after you beat the campaign, like sneaking into the bohemian grove, then fighting your way out after you get the video of the ceremony

[@wakinghours6881]

Bohemian Grove, skull and bones, big pharma, the choices of extra missions are endless

[@kirerunte1046]

Dude I would love an upgraded version of this, more levels, more bosses, add in a level system and upgrade system, and add followers/helpers that are more permanent, this game would be right up my alley, which it already is I just want more

[@reservationatdorsias3215]

I think more voice lines, and have Alex always make a comment about a new enemy type.

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

We bust into area 51 they cant catch us all

[@steviewolfeofficial]

This looks legitimately fun as hell. Like old contra lmao

[@bruceskinner9530]

Bingo! Contra and Metal Slug were my absolute favorites growing up.

[@emchaoanh9452]

Now I think this game needs a dlc - Diddy's party

[@CNubel]

I bought this game the day it came out. I died a lot because I couldn't stop laughing.

[@sargemarine3709]

Me to ! LOL

[@greenmountainhellhound6835]

Where do you get it?

[@mortisnoctu]

@@greenmountainhellhound6835 AlexJonesGame followed by a dot and a com

[@mortisnoctu]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheFirstAmendment]

@@greenmountainhellhound6835 Where can I purchase this game?

[@saemitatsuya8419]

This feels like a game someone would make to make fun of Alex Jones, so the fact that he had it made I find hilarious. The fact that it seems actually well made is just even funnier to me. "THE ANSWER TO 1984 IS 1776" ICANT.

[@camendiv]

Alex Jones loves the memes about him. Though as much as we all enjoy the silliness of it, he tends to be right more often than most people might think, so the memes work for him because they last.

[@goofygrandlouis6296]

That's actually a great line ! THE ANSWER TO 1984 IS 1776. Heelll yeah !!

[@Shadowburn2]

@@camendiv Being right once would be "more often than most people think", yet even a broken watch is right twice a day, so i'm sure you're right. Alex Jones is insane and nobody should be listening to anything he has to say. But it's your brain, rot it how you see fit.

[@glikky]

What’s the meaning behind this 1984=1776

[@apalsnerg]

​@@glikky 1776, that is to say, a focus on Real American Values™ of Life, Liberty, and pursuit of Happiness, is how you defeat tyrannical government, or 1984. It's basically a libertarian slogan. It sounds really cool, too. 1776 isn't equal to 1984, it's the polar opposite. Like ice and fire.

[@fylondpettyloaf2972]

What I love is that it is genuinely just fun, lol. There's nothing overtly challenging or impressive, the devs just came up with fun ideas and did it.

[@Ceyx000]

50% side scrolling shooter 50% History & Science 100% Alex Jones

[@lattehour]

man this is a whole new level for gaming i am feeling there will be a franchise for this

[@DeadKoby]

This game actually looks FUN. It's got a cool sense of humor too.

[@fabiomgm1293]

Jokes? He believes in everything he says.

[@nielsdejong]

@@fabiomgm1293 That doesn't mean that he can't enjoy an overdramatic version of what he is saying in the form of a video game :)

[@vikinghammer87]

And hes right about everything he says. You seem like you have 3 different therapists, require safe spaces, crying rooms and are on 4 different medications. @@fabiomgm1293

[@Pterodactylphenylalanine]

Bro this is just metal slug with Alex Jones skin

[@jameslough6329]

@@Pterodactylphenylalanine Yup, and it’s fucking awesome

[@programaticLearning]

This game is unironically awesome

[@Relaxx034]

cuz alex jones is awesome.

[@badger_ninja8681]

​@@Relaxx034 he's fucking insane and is incorrect on almost everything due to his imagination running wild. I agree though he is awesome and he does catch on to fucked up shit early even if he draws the wrong conclusions.

[@mitchconner2021]

It's a fun lil side scroll shooter lmao

[@tomothybahamothy]

​@@Relaxx034nah

[@xLuis89x]

wish it had grenades and more weapons though , lol

[@TheStringiniBros]

Good to see you in the same Alex Jones game commercial as us. Great work getting the jump on the game before a lot of people did.

[@obm_mokie]

This just goes to show how self aware Alex Jones has become over the years for him to be able to get in on the joke. It really does take a certain type of person to set aside your ego and pride and fully embracing who you are, good and bad. Props to Alex Jones. I’m sure a lot of time and work went into making this a reality.

[@mSeabass]

A lot of reality went into making this a reality too. Very accurate depiction of world events and "people".

[@Tyler_W]

He's been playing into the memes for years. It's part of what makes him hilarious. It's also part of what gets him into trouble lol.

[@MrDong101]

He's always been self aware.

[@canadianreserve]

@@MrDong101 Just now he is also broke.

[@poolee77]

@@canadianreservebecause of the elite lizard people

[@classyrobot5648]

I was wondering why it looked so easy, then I realized it had to be made to be reporter-accessible

[@aetherblackbolt1301]

Well its also Alex Jones, as great as he is, I think a lot of his demographic are 30-40 year old working class that havent touched a video game in 10-20 years. So it's fair to make it accessible to them. You can always add a "Hitless" mode where you only have 1 life, or less machine gun spawns.

[@xingbairong]

@@aetherblackbolt1301 Metal Slug and Ghosts and Goblins were easy as well. It's made by taking inspiration from these two games, so it shouldn't come as a surprise. Also I don't think this game was made with the idea of him getting into game development.

[@classyrobot5648]

@@aetherblackbolt1301 nice. Sounded like I was shitting on it, but it legit looks like one of the greatest games to grace the planet, just because of how ridiculous it is. Also, for some reason they put a lot of effort into it

[@johnmclain250]

@@xingbairong The HELL are you talking about? Metal Slug wasn't insanely difficult, but was absolutely NOT easy. And Ghosts and Goblins is likely in the top 100 hardest games of all time. (Or at least top 200, hard to say for sure.)

[@rdizzy1]

@@xingbairong Ghosts and goblins is literally considered to be one of the most difficult games of all time, you are straight delusional. This entire game is easier than the first level in ghosts and goblins.

[@mrnicktoyou]

I had a smile on my face for the entire playthrough, haha. Alex Jones is hilarious 😂

[@Haggis-Giggles4692]

Another game like this came out on STEAM called America’s Retribution. Metal Slug similar with Trump. Alex Jones game is better by being more polished

[@garrettmandujano2996]

Thank you for getting this game the coverage it deserves!

[@19Evangelion96]

The game is full of rainbow stuff, truly progressive, so it should be nominated to some awards!

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Id rate this game E for everyone.

[@STOPTHECLOWNS581]

They should make a physical collectors edition with a 15 inch statue of Alex Jones 😂

[@Peanutfiendsblog]

I want a bone broth themed gaming chair.

[@n3wy3ar83]

I would buy them

[@supertuesday600]

I want a collectable Alex Jones NWO gaming mousepad!

[@retelefe]

*1,5 meters

[@Haggis-Giggles4692]

Another game like this came out on STEAM called America’s Retribution. Metal Slug similar with Trump. Alex Jones game is better by being more polished,

[@Jonny-fj6pm]

This looks way more fun then starfield 😂

[@Jrobz224]

This game looks more fun than most games coming out now

[@MonsterGaming-rh7sb]

Lmfao. I literally commented saying that. "Looks better than Starfield or D4.."

[@MonsterGaming-rh7sb]

Tbf, thats not a very high bar to set...

[@chadbassett8381]

Omg. A gta version of this would be insane! With story missions and such. I can wish for a sequel like that.

[@holidayturnpike]

Yoooooo that would be epic. GTA MC has yet to be a heavyset character

[@ChureProlly]

This game is actually more well thought out and true to character than most actual releases today. Wild. Lmao the second boss with the peasant line had me dying

[@Oh-Ben]

It wears itself thin after the first stages. Zero enemy variety, it thows the machine gun at you so often it might as well be the main weapon. The game spends most levels using the same 2 concepts at you for the whole level. Well thought out this isn't.

[@dutchdykefinger]

he's basically the new duke nukem when it comes to tude lol

[@logicaldude3611]

The second boss was "big-tech lizardnerd"... aka Mark Zucc.

[@TheRestedOne]

@@Oh-Ben Metal Slug had a team of at least 30. Hard to tell how many worked on this project. I'd wager 5.

[@Oh-Ben]

@@TheRestedOne The most popular Metal Slugs were made by a small team no greater than 15 people.

[@ChronosKat]

The game looks like a blast and I was laughing at the memes the entire playthrough. I didn't even realize 42 minutes passed by until I checked the timestamp on the video.

[@BettyWhite2171]

I watched it on 1.75x speed but yea it was fun lol.

[@deadturret4049]

Oh my god I thought This video was only 20 min

[@ShaneAddinall]

Alex Jones made a game with no mtx, no battlepass, no need to be online, jokes that land, no game breaking bugs, fantastic VA, clever nods to well-known public figures, responsive controls etc etc. Holy crap hes outdoing most established game devs! 😮😂

[@tehvalheru]

Well, you are almost right - the game is great but you sort of need to be online to play this server hosted browser game. It is the only weak point of the game but rather serious one - both because always online requirement is something to be expected from globalist corpos and because Alex Jones being Alex Jones many might try to make this online service unavailable one way or another.

[@spikespeigel6902]

That first loading screen paragraph is one of the funniest things ever written in the English language

[@npenick66]

This was one of the funniest things that I've seen in years. Not sure if I laughed more at the game or the look on your face each time Jones popped off.

[@jashloseher578]

His personality matches hyperbolic video game characters, so it's a match made in heaven.

[@SSD_Penumbra]

Alex Jones is basically Duke Nukem.

[@robertj6182]

Alex Jones is always right.

[@MrDong101]

Hyperbolic yet correct

[@IIJ3R3MYII]

This needs to be on Steam so I can gift it to my friends.

[@AsMightyAsBread]

We all know they won't let that happen

[@henryliu5566]

Alex Jones made a better game than Concord and Dustborn.

[@FanceeName]

I’ve never had a reason to sit and watch someone play a video game before. Until now. This is hilarious!!!

[@DarkAkuma]

I never knew video games could be a medium for a documentary! Thank you for saving the world Alex and Asmon!

[@inferior3199]

Asmon is a true patriot

[@originalpunkSxE]

Sarcasm? I'm honestly not sure anymore.

[@Haggis-Giggles4692]

Another game like this came out on STEAM called America’s Retribution. Metal Slug similar with Trump.

[@mSeabass]

​@@originalpunkSxEprobably not since the game is based in reality.

[@originalpunkSxE]

@@mSeabass 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the game feeds on the fears of the weak, just like Alex Jones' show does.

[@NMemone]

Watching a guy play the AJ video game is not how I expected to wrap up my Thanksgiving but here we are. I've never watched anyone play a game before and I am impressed by the level of skill here! Shockingly fun and exciting.

[@rych2703]

I always make fun of my kids for watching games being played instead of playing them. I think I might owe them an apology😂

[@jayedwards3122]

this is fkn hilarious, and officially my favorite YT video for 2023..congratulations

[@zoewarren2148]

I love that you are like 15 minutes and two levels into the game and you are still rendered speechless 🤣😭

[@Zhurak]

The gameplay is honestly super fun, fast paced and responsive and the point system will create a meta for speed runs!!! This was surprisingly made really well

[@Haggis-Giggles4692]

Another game like this came out on STEAM called America’s Retribution. Metal Slug similar with Trump. Alex Jones game is better by being more polished

[@dl0l.l0lb]

This is actually the best thing I’ve ever seen I haven’t laughed this hard in like ten years

[@McFlysGaming]

That started as strong as hell, like being slap with piece of salmon across the face.

[@LennyMLGDorito]

They really made an Alex Jones game that can be enjoyed by left, right and center alike. What a crazy world we live in.

[@sillygoose4472]

Alex has never been aligned with a political side, it's not crazy at all

[@wakinghours6881]

​@@sillygoose4472true!

[@oofdotcom420]

​@@sillygoose4472left wing, right wing... It's all part of the same chicken(and it happens to be very rich and Jewish)

[@dalewr38]

The left is forbidden to enjoy anything.

[@Shadowburn2]

@@oofdotcom420 while the Koch brothers have Jewish ancestry, they are not themselves Jewish.

[@wheresbarry1434]

This brought a huge smile to my face. Alex Jones is a national treasure.

[@arisplugis5197]

most frightening that many things have come true what Alex have said years ago.

[@BIackCadillac]

One of the greatest entertainment and showmen of a generation.

[@flypig698]

Global

[@brojakmate9872]

Ask me how I know you guys are racists

[@828_Nate]

@@brojakmate9872how?

[@thepozoleispeople5139]

Jones is not the Duke Nukem we deserve, he's the one we need.

[@PhilDrury]

The game has a strong Duke Nukem 2 feel to it.

[@JBMSTRIKER71]

Dude I totally thought the same way with the soundtrack to.

[@badimagerybyjohnromine]

Bro thats Metal Slug wtf

[@smallxplosion9546]

He's literally an alcoholic Duke lol

[@ryanbistranin8387]

FUGGIN FACTS

[@HiddenAdept]

Honestly these one liners are so great I kind of wish for a Alex Jones total conversion mod of Duke Nukem 3D.

[@aliciasavage6801]

Ive never watched a video where someone plays a video game threw it, especially for 42 mins but this one I HAD TO... AND WAS MESMERIZED! This is the coolest video game I have ever seen.