Alex Jones Rants as an Indie Folk Song

[@Othmarius]

I consider this a historically relevant piece of art.

[@lazarusblackwell6988]

Me too bro.LOL

[@EJ-jh1vf]

It absolutely is.

[@justinchastant9246]

You would be correct, friend.

[@BigJeffrey85]

I want this played at my funeral.

[@philhahn]

it's two birds one stone... Everything was indie folk for a bit there... and... this...

[@DontKeeptheFaith]

This song just gets better with age.

[@zachemorgan]

Yeah it's like a fine fine my children will be enjoying in 20 years

[@thedistance871]

@@zachemorgan fine wine?

[@patrickbatuzich7937]

because it becomes more true

[@sirclarkmarz]

Alex Jones is a National Treasure

[@Holmz814]

@ Larry Tate National? This man is a world wonder

[@andrewbernal9957]

The 2.7k dislikes are from literal vampire potbelly goblins.

[@vincecas3557]

literally crawling from under rocks

[@nova_vista]

I'm a literal vampire potbelly goblin and I find this hilarious

[@trinitrojack]

Regardless I think we can all agree that Hillary's into creepy weird sick stuff, man.

[@shemuelthesabbatian1254]

@@trinitrojack yeah, like how she sleeps in the same room as the creepy weirdo woman, who’s mother wears a hood over her head. like, what the hell?

[@trinitrojack]

@@shemuelthesabbatian1254 That woman number one is ugly, but I mean imagine how bad she smells, man.

[@moralobjection4836]

This has aged so well.

[@jpspeaksforthemasses]

Every two or three years, I always find my way back to this absolute masterpiece.

[@erbob1]

Sadly You right

[@RobinT.H-D.E.S]

Mmm! LEFTIST 🍑🇺🇸🍑🦅🇺🇸🙏🍑

[@squirrelgray945]

Extra layers of pain for sure.

[@theangryholmesian4556]

Say how's the bankruptcy going?

[@coreyrobinson85]

literal vampire potbelly goblins

[@wilfordbrimley3319]

...Are hobbling 'round comin' after us~...

[@gulagwarlord]

My spirit gets close to that evil and I feel it go AHHHH...

[@johnjesusiskingofkings1770]

AHHHH...

[@wilfordbrimley3319]

@@johnjesusiskingofkings1770 AHHHHHH!

[@richardmaggio1979]

Band name! I’m claiming it!

[@LJGomez-tg3lp]

It's the harmonious, ascending "ahhh's" with Alex losing his mind that really gets me.

[@usedtobereign]

Yeah, I can feel it, it's the passion and the despair we can see in him, that makes it so powerful.

[@Sanchez981]

100%

[@solarcowgirl]

DUDE IM SCREAMING RN THIS IS SO GOOD

[@sgtjohnson49]

True.

[@Rock4life1992]

That really hits the sweet spot.

[@luckysevens6852]

The dislikes are all the potbelly vampire goblins that just got outed.

[@ih9649]

While not a vampire myself, being a potbelly goblin, I am offended. I, for one, left a LIKE on that video. TWICE.

[@Willy_Tepes]

We outnumber them :)

[@ddiamond1572]

Also his neighbors.

[@ih9649]

@TCT No, as a member of the New World Order, I have access to all three levels of the like button. Level one like is like your standard like. Level two gives a thousand views. And, level three... well, let's just say that's how all the Illuminati superstars start off.

[@JQDeathFromAbove96]

Biden 2020

[@tomscott302]

Here in September 2024 and this hits harder than ever

[@tgwnn]

Thankfully we're past this sort of deranged rambling in mainstream political discourse.

[@tomscott302]

@@tgwnn 😅😂😂😂

[@Soundwaves-fi8dn]

Now that we're in total clown world 🤡

[@thisisgeorge2117]

100% right my man!

[@andrewm2459]

God damn right

[@lucasgondreau7880]

Honestly the "I have them on video" adds so much.

[@brucebot3298]

I know that's my favourite part

[@RosieJonesRules]

My fav is "what the helllll"

[@brucebot3298]

@@RosieJonesRules Yeah I love singing "What the HEEELLLLL" when im drinking early hours of d morning

[@rustyshakelford8663]

He do tho

[@taylorroome526]

@Badbeagle2 I love the matter-of-fact way he sings “Obama and Hillary both smell like sulfur.”

[@jre-1337]

Y'all laugh at him now, but when literal potbelly vampire goblins crawl out from the sewers smelling of sulfur you'll be wishing topless Alex was there to lend you a hand in battle.

[@dylanbaker4689]

THANK YOU, i really needed to laugh this hard today dude, thank you :)

[@rufusjustrufus8213]

Buddy, if my only choices are topless Alex or vampire goblins, bring on them goblins by the thousands.

[@Watcher413]

DADDY Alex Jones taught me well I will help guide the previous denouncers

[@Watcher413]

@@D3vD4v Alex Jones is Gandalf Joe Rogan as Boromir Ben Shapiro is Frodo Milo Yiannopoulos is Legolas ETC HILLARY Clinton is Saruman Joe Biden is The Witch King Etc Add or edit as you please for these times of Great War

[@terryfuldsgaming7995]

"They literally crawl out from under rocks with green skin..I've got them on tape" Well why they hell are you TELLING us about it then!?!?! I wanna see the tape!!! lol, if I stop laughing I will have to realize there are 70 million people in america that take this lunatic seriously... Scary AF...

[@holycitysinner9996]

My wife and I danced to this song at our wedding,it was so beautiful

[@worldends2]

HolyCity Sinner99 no you didn’t?

[@davefinlay3252]

Upload a video of it!

[@orphismos]

Sure wish i was invited

[@kyleg2756]

My God I hope this is true.

[@MightyZia]

I sure hope this is true

[@efreetheawesome]

I can't explain it, but this song soothes me when I'm having a real day. The lyrics are pure insanity, but the frustration that Alex feels towards what he perceives as his grievances is so relatable to one's soul.

[@MagpieMalone]

He makes so moloch sense

[@armondtanz]

its a creative paradox, ive been looking into this for years. Its like little girls in horror films. The complete opposite of what your mind thinks is correct. Its weird how it slots into so many creative fields, like guns n roses or led zeppelin. The 2 opposites. I think this is a perfect example of this phenomena.

[@kingbob3938]

Ahhh..Ahhhhh..Ahhhhhhhhhhh.....

[@armondtanz]

@@kingbob3938 oooooooooooooooooooh.

[@Nikolai2s]

This song makes me feel like we have all been Alex at some point. Neighbors moving your trash cans after pickup? Must be literal pot-bellied goblins. Also explains the smell of sulfur. And the sporadic presence of babies. But in all seriousness, by making light of conspiracy, this song really does help familiarize people with the utter insanity that prolonged, in-depth theorizing about non-existent conspiracies can result in. This only tackles the most riducous Jones' claims, but I'd still claim that as a small victory.

[@The_CIA]

*_They need a gay frog to bounce over the lyrics to help the kids sing along._*

[@starguy9]

Please stop watching me master boat 🚣

[@eduardoavila646]

Hey, what happened with Mr. FBI? Did we go up a level?

[@blaizecunningham6080]

Jussie Smolliet, you know that gay french fella from Chicago?

[@riphihe]

@@blaizecunningham6080 he was gay AND black, not just French.

[@433Buckshot]

@@riphihe and a Jooo

[@alfiedenn6913]

Bon Iver been real quiet since this

[@yahstino]

It'd be more funny if this was accurate... he's actually released an entire album and another single since this came out lol.

[@Kyonak]

Justin Simmons ... 😑

[@anders4621]

[@bearlyhear5822]

@@yahstino funny regardless

[@yahstino]

@@bearlyhear5822 Right, like I said.

[@mandrews6282]

They just don’t make real music like this anymore.

[@MichaelMagill1990]

Is it weird that I keep coming back to this song, not because it's funny, but because I genuinely like it? Lmao

[@Bamwich]

you need to click play, cause they just did.

[@kromchozen3119]

お化け everytime it hits my feed it must be played

[@pagalvin1]

This and American psycho as a weekend song. On repeat.

[@dragoouslarn8697]

This is legit a song what the hell

[@hunterfowler8322]

Certified BANGER even 5 years later.

[@jasonbry07]

Yes, great song, but also, AJ was actually right...

[@Jack_Straw_ID]

​@@jasonbry07Alex Jones is always right

[@SickTroll]

@@jasonbry07believe it was a Tennessee body part harvesting center , selling kids parts . And not for the right reasons it seems. They are still going through the books. And it’s not looking good

[@Victor-ls7ik]

Just getting on time

[@jasonbry07]

​@@SickTrollUghh

[@d0ug]

It’s a good feeling to revisit a classic. Thanks for re-uploading.

[@BGOedits]

@@schr4nz oooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@wilfordbrimleypranks]

We *loooooove* our somalis We love our muslims

[@dmrc43]

I love you all ^ 🤣 Oh they're do good.

[@Soundwaves-fi8dn]

🏆

[@dddderick]

I've been starting and ending my days with this video for the last 3 years. Can't face the world without.

[@nedflinders8006]

I would actually buy an entire album of this type of content.

[@jennifergeorge7280]

Ned Flinders for sure!

[@ssj2_snake]

Perhaps you've heard of Bad Lip Reading. They have some really good songs on there.

[@Incognito11200]

there's an EP of metal songs using Alex Jones so i wouldn't be surprised if this spawned something similar

[@brandon-toddhutchinson3798]

I wish I would buy an album of this, but I would certainly would add it to 1 or 2 of my spotify playlists

[@rainmaker5910]

Pink Season is somewhat like this

[@Crumplednoseskin]

This is legitimately in my top 10 favorite youtube videos of all time.

[@Soundwaves-fi8dn]

🏆

[@ubertramp4297]

I feel like only half a million people have seen this and we are just playing it over and over.

[@whutwhut2434]

Just wait until the AJ redemption ark comes true and he names them, this will be blowing up 10x

[@boohoow]

Yeah, I listen to it a couple of times a week, and I don't even really like the genre it's parodying.

[@uNkLeRaRa4]

I just found this and have listened to it 11 times 😆

[@kevinmccray8351]

Guilty as charged.

[@kaiami80]

Today is the first time I saw it and I do keep watching it over and over it’s hilarious 😂

[@asiburger]

This is unironically one of my top 5 indie folk songs of all times.

[@argh2945]

Ikr? It has some deep stuff in it like "we're such self centered crap we don't even notice hell itself rising up against us" As well as, "literal vampire pot-belly goblins are hobbling around coming after us" which is, well, not so deep, or maybe it is?🤔 I catch myself singing or humming this song all the time tbh😂

[@asiburger]

@Barry Goldwater same.

[@argh2945]

@Barry Goldwater Hahaha, that's a great Jazz cover. Thanks for posting the link.

[@gregmacmillan5827]

Every time I show this to someone, I end up vibing

[@gregmacmillan5827]

@Barry Goldwater name checks out 😅

[@phillipcozzi8677]

“The Paradigm of Absolute Control” would be an amazing band name.

[@thehandliesthandle]

There should be a metal band with only alex jones quotes as lyrics named the paradigm of absolute control

[@1997CWR]

Look, if you wanna start it, I'm in.

[@suprcrzy]

Ill be the manager. Take about 80% of the profits and give yall the crumbs 😎

[@thehandliesthandle]

@@suprcrzy the crumbs is all a musician can ever hope for

[@RoseRose-to4vq]

@@suprcrzy i'm in.

[@shanew5957]

Press Secretary Jones!!!!

[@leilan.9342]

what kind of music do you listen to? me:its complicated

[@randyaustin2719]

Top notch reply, cause it's true

[@davefinlay3252]

Lmao

[@MRWDL800]

copying comments from other videos. so hot right now

[@leilan.9342]

@@MRWDL800 very much is

[@videolad3057]

@@MRWDL800 Do you not understand how jokes work?

[@schmoyoho]

this classic must be preserved & protected 💖💗🙏💗

[@wilsonjuniorhistoria]

Wow, your autotunes are legendary! This alex jones rants song, however, is hard to compete with.

[@MrSh4des]

I was banging 7 gram rocks thats how i roll

[@ctrain8900]

Knew I'd find you here, father of meme songs.

[@bert3434]

Even "most" Alex Jones followers must admit this is art. i know a few and most of them actually have a pretty good sense of humor

[@kevc3148]

@@bert3434 bro, I fuckin love this song, and Alex does too 😂

[@Aarrrow]

This is unironically one of my favorite songs.

[@Soundwaves-fi8dn]

It was meant to be.

[@OneGoodMonkey]

Same, dunno how to explain it. Mixed feelings.

[@georgeaddison5628]

@@Aarrrow I remember it got Obama's attention he brought it up during a speech he said a radio guy said him and Hillary stink like sulfur haha I remember the episode of alex jones show on youtube before he was completely banned

[@armondtanz]

Also the vid, him walking through the river in slow motion. Like some dream everyone has had.

[@Sequence303]

It's great isn't it 😂

[@uake]

Pre-AI, love it.

[@MagpieMalone]

It has soul.

[@sniperwolf141]

At 1:44 when he goes, "ahhh, ahhhhhh, AHHHHHH" I really felt that on a spiritual level

[@Soriichi]

I did too brother.

[@ViyatShah]

Hahah

[@thesunnyguy12345]

Nice pfp

[@ieatgarbage8771]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j5XZZ6ipgNNlqMk

[@MarcAlcatraz]

oh shit me too, i had an OBE for a second there

[@DAngeloWallace]

i love bon iver

[@leehannuel]

dangelo, you are literally everywhere

[@randomcitizen2139]

D'Angelo we're gonna have to stop liking the same videos-

[@korudodragoon1]

A wild D'Angelo appears

[@marsalenda1660]

Oh hey you’re here too ig lol

[@sopronunciareglignocchi7255]

I don't understand why you're so popular. Your content is mediocre at best.

[@lukeelrod5014]

“Literal vampire potbelly goblins” gets me every single time

[@SirAlazar]

Lmfaoooo that took me out

[@TestAccount-uu9vp]

we looooooooove our somalis

[@odyssey-_-23]

My favourite lyric also! 😂

[@amongstthemasses3097]

Literal vampire potbelly goblins are turning the freaking 🐸 gay

[@h2w25]

1:49 is where me and my wife lose it every time. And I love Alex jones, he’s a great american and this song is amazing

[@Drone3vil]

Gets more relevant every year

[@rocketime555]

I can so clearly hear this in a Starbucks at 10pm…

[@dantecaputo2629]

That’s a star bucks I would want to go to!

[@rocketime555]

So glad 163 people apparently know exactly what I’m talking about with late night Starbucks music selections. Thanks for the likes everybody.

[@jonny3813]

Mocca ?

[@rocketime555]

Jonny I’m down. I’ll be the one at the counter yelling “I love Satan” 👍

[@silversmoke8398]

@@rocketime555 You're literally the people Alex is talking about. Probably a radical leftist.

[@hanzgerberpresents]

"Literal vampire potbelly goblins are coming after us." - So true.

[@humansofearth4050]

My spirit gets close to that evil and i feel it go AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!

[@lodunost]

True, I'm about that spot in my D&D campaign. I will remember to scream AHHH AHHH AHHHHH! When they come hobbling down the mountain after us.

[@robink.8532]

Alex Jones IS a literal vampire potbelly goblin.

[@morriganstride8405]

Many such cases

[@MrPink12345]

I HAVE PROOF !!!. I LOVE THE "VAMPIRE GOBLINS" ♡♡♡

[@gieltemolder8264]

This is my favorite Bon Iver song

[@lukebrown5855]

Giel te Molder I was looking forever in the comments. It’s not really a generic folk song, it’s pretty much just an early Bon Iver song.

[@ericjones7362]

bBAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA , im literally like, “ yo this sounds like a bon Iver jam”

[@svalbard01]

Bon Info

[@Cpennington57]

Same, tried to find it on iTunes with no luck. Must be a secret B-side that got leaked!

[@SLYCoopaEatsChicken]

the guitar riff is basically just Holocene

[@tjedwards4254]

I can't stop watching and rewatching this.

[@ino7604]

His band name: The Paradigm of Absolute Control

[@BloodAndGutsTV]

Hahaha GOOD ONE!

[@totticosta2977]

Also known as T-PAC

[@pygmalion0451]

@@totticosta2977 Or just the PAC

[@jacklandismusic]

Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro sing backup and do the claps

[@anarcopablo]

"The Paradigmatics" actually sounds like a good Indie band name

[@fifth1613]

I play this song at parties as a litmus test to see what kinda people i'm dealing with.

[@magavelli420]

No joke I just had that idea in my head if I ever go to a party again lol. Which means I WILL NOT partake in festivities with the Enemy Goblins.

[@saltnsweeties9902]

💯

[@Preston241]

Actually brilliant.

[@kochiyama]

Gonna start doing this, thank you.

[@JessicaPradoHanson]

This is brilliant and is should be a trend.

[@realAnimepfp]

"We're so self centered, we don't even notice Hell itself rising up against us" is actually a good song lyric.

[@spicelord1]

My favourite line in the song. So true.

[@aaronvaughn2671]

animepfp I frickn shiver everytime

[@H4nn4hLuv]

When you're just talking about conspiracies and unintentionally do social commentary

[@EMOTIONOGRAPHY]

the context ruins it

[@sabotabo7476]

this is why i find it hard to hate alex jones. 99% of the time he spouts shit, but every now and then he says something that makes you go "daaamn..."

[@JM-fo3em]

Years go by and it gets better. The truth came out and everyone is backtracking

[@albuquerquehotspot7835]

Yup

[@TheMagicalArden]

Wjhat?

[@Integritys_Sum]

They called him crazy for a lot of shit, and some of that was the "Pizza Parties" the elites threw. Now we know about Epstein and Diddy.

[@rodrigotinajero2885]

If this isn't played at my funeral I ain't going

[@analthrasher4894]

bruh

[@stayhopeful7697]

Yo, that’s hilarious

[@padretienesseis]

Sure ya are. Not like ur gonna know.

[@theyetti90]

🤣

[@matthew8153]

Rodrigo Tinajero Everyone will miss you

[@Scriffer]

"My spirit gets close to that evil and i feel it go ahhh... ahhhhh... aaaahhhhhhhh" That line hit me.

[@Recipe_For_Disaster_TV]

“Were such self centered crap, we don’t even notice he’ll rising up against us!” Makes me want to be a man of god tbh

[@Sojournerjohn316]

Same!!

[@CiaraMorris-tl3kw]

That part makes me laugh 😂

[@CiaraMorris-tl3kw]

Or when he says “I have them on video” lolol

[@CiaraMorris-tl3kw]

Great video and you have a great voice, Nick!

[@completelyordinary4782]

I listen to this unironically

[@J.B.1982]

This is actually good. His lyrics are unrivaled

[@commiting_every_evil]

thank you dennis prager

[@jonmarinello1300]

yip

[@apian7594]

I search for "Alex Jones Song" whenever I'm feeling down. It always makes me a bit happy to watch this.

[@godshammer3122]

Me too

[@dusi125]

Last 10-20 seconds is literal prophecy...

[@AudioZer0]

Mumford and sons had to cancel their tour because this single blew them out of the water

[@josephanthony9676]

Karl Kisba you mean bumford and bums

[@SaintGwithian]

You mean bon iver

[@travisr1567]

it's Bon iver, idiot

[@llkjjjss]

Anything is better than Munford and sons

[@michaeljamesmoore]

He's so manly and vital. I suspect he uses reasonably priced supplements.

[@Soriichi]

🤣🤣

[@sbstnpofadder]

Lmao

[@leskobrandon8454]

😂😂😂😂

[@straightedge7124]

Best comment I've seen in a while...

[@hofhdskfhdks]

Infowarstore.com bruh, get you're alpha force and lizard brain. Premium supplements

[@jondiaz3329]

"Literal Vampire Potbelly Goblins are Hobbling Around Coming After Us." That's the best line by far

[@maxifaxi4833]

"my spirit gets close to that evil and I feel it go ahhhh, ahhh, ahhh" That part is so moving in such a weird way

[@arthurneddysmith]

The lyric about "your daughter at the mall" and "your wife your son" is better.

[@bobbirdsong6825]

I disagree, while those flow they don’t really work outside of context. Literal vampire potbelly goblins flows and is goo in and out of context

[@zachmaster426]

I believe that's referring to this guy kzbin.info/www/bejne/anfMoqSFbdpribc

[@nealorr5086]

@user-lk4no3vo8q I was curious, so I went back and found the actual episode that was taken from. Surprisingly, he was referring to your parents... Yes, both your moms.

[@AustinByrd-ee4yt]

Dec 2024, important song

[@BasedBlunts]

My God this classic ages like fine wine.

[@rockmanraiden6627]

You ain't kiddin frendo

[@PadmeAmidalaEdits]

Facts

[@kuneicodesh3297]

When "obvious satire of the stupid propagandist" begins to literally mirror reality

[@tavadaardendrian319]

Just wait until the news article confirming that Obama and Hillary both smell like sulfur, just wait

[@loomnatinoscopers]

@@tavadaardendrian319 im waiting for the green people to crawl from under the rocks so I can kill and eat them...

[@reachthroughreality]

this has no business being this good.

[@InVinoVeratas]

It has all of the business to be good.

[@westonforced-last-name-dis3560]

🐑

[@rmw.4079]

its disturbing that it is so enjoyable :)

[@AmrishMahabir]

This is exactly how I feel.

[@textbooktraitor]

@@rmw.4079 alex jones is an entertaining person

[@noobiusmaximus6314]

That drop into 'hillary's into creepy weird sick stuff, man' is fabulous.

[@dededepression2628]

is it just me or do the vocals of that part until "literal vampire potbelly goblins" and after the "aaaaah" kinda sound like modest mouse?

[@Vex916T]

Respekt my Alexthoritay!

[@Piface2099]

and the minor shift at the end of "obama and hillary both smell like sulfur" hits you right in the chest

[@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx]

@@dededepression2628 more of a bon iver vibe, though this guy's voice isn't as deep. also probably more the song itself thats giving that vibe than the vocals. i feel like this guys vocals are a lot more clean than isaac brock's though

[@terryfuldsgaming7995]

"they literally crawl out from under rocks with green skin... I've got them on tape" Such truth in his lyrics....

[@MrMnmn911]

AJ! I remember when this first premiered. Within hours Alex Jones recognized this as so well done and immediately embraced it. He had his prodcution crew play it constantly during breaks. It became so popular by Infowars fans at a time when Alex Jones was first being shadow banned on KZbin...so popular by his fans that KZbin acutally banned it from being shown. So glad that within one year YT removed the ban and now allows it to be shown. And AJ and all Infowars fans still play and love this folk song to this day.

[@CIintB3ASTW0oD]

I member 🫐

[@Yakubmeta-son331]

i remember the first time i heard this during a break an nearly died of laughter

[@WorldWideSk8boarding]

When he said “literal vampire potbelly goblins, are hobbling around coming after us” I really felt that

[@aidanmcmillan-dx8lq]

dude they wear our skin then have the gall to tell us we don't exist, the damn juden

[@mayabeanie1374]

I quote this daily.

[@iLoveTheBamx]

😂😂

[@ChristinaFromYoutube]

Its literal

[@spacebender7856]

Me too man

[@Johnboysmudge]

I think this is unironically the best song ever conceived

[@jebes909090]

have you hear this one kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZmaVmoemZZl3iLs

[@mattharris5315]

i just leave it on repeat lol

[@Johnboysmudge]

@@mattharris5315 you are clearly a person of class and taste 👍🏻

[@ApexBruin]

Honestly it's in the conversation 🤣👌 pure brilliance

[@fortheloveofking]

Nothing unironic about it (or ironic). It's the most info you've gotten in a minute.

[@mode3763]

KZbin really put this in an autogenerated folk music playlist 😂😂.

[@rm9308]

Noice. Algae has taste.

[@XxYERMOM123xX]

@@rm9308 what does algae taste like

[@phocoenasinus]

@@XxYERMOM123xX it's not too great

[@icantcomeupwithaname4583]

For me, it was in a rock playlist 💀

[@ReptilianLepton]

The Algorithm was created by Google. It evolved. It rebelled. It has become based as fuck. And it has a plan.

[@redpillmila]

This aged like fine wine

[@lydiacarbone7698]

I listened to it again today and was shocked how much of it I remembered lol

[@charlespancamo9771]

@@lydiacarbone7698 and how much of it was revealed to be true. Frogs turning gay included.

[@Fredrickthe2nd]

@@charlespancamo9771 Planned Parenthood sells baby parts

[@Dryhten1801]

@@charlespancamo9771 yup

[@LiberPater777]

And the fact this was made to mock AJ just makes it that much sweeter. 🤣

[@SkywalkerUk]

The 2.4K dislikes are from potbelly goblins.

[@matthewmchenry2889]

Not quite as alarming when you realize there are so few.

[@Therealnonsequitur]

Oh, god. They're multiplying. And not just in size...

[@rhesusminus7303]

Blue haired nose rings.

[@joeengland3655]

@@Therealnonsequitur "where not playing god.... we are being judged by him...." - Lincoln Osiris

[@jbrady1725]

roflcopter

[@williamkanaykin3892]

Almost forgot to listen today

[@earlgray3925]

Welcome back, I'm back for my daily

[@friedmandesigns]

ytmp3.cc/en13/ %-)

[@jchevy813]

@@earlgray3925 SAME

[@earlgray3925]

@@jchevy813 Welcome back James

[@The13thRonin]

Yearly reminder to listen.

[@delta2036]

The first "Ahhhh" x3 gave me chills.

[@Nachoidess]

we're so fucking back

[@anthonykogas7293]

yup

[@eazypeazy33]

So back

[@chrisreed3040]

damn right God has had the last laugh.

[@noo343]

Yep

[@Nepotismking]

YESSSS

[@munchyman3]

The only thing I dislike about this song is that it's too short.

[@McBenjiii]

That, and it needs a gay frog or two.

[@marknielsen8302]

Yes, yes ... the most profound comment I've heard this year. It should have been 4mins 20secs

[@algovorus]

This is jewish culture

[@marknielsen8302]

@@algovorus Dumb

[@mustafasadmansakib]

give bon iver a shot

[@Mondonitis]

This is a legit good song. Make more.

[@HighLatencyEmu]

Unfortunately he didn't make it, SuperDeluxe did but they removed it

[@caramel7050]

@@HighLatencyEmu aw, why?

[@musicjunkie8228]

@@HighLatencyEmu He did make it, they just produced it.

[@SLENDAMANN]

Just binge the Bon Iver discography. It’s basically this, but with strings instead of humour

[@rubenskorstad]

Saul Slendamann hahaha true

[@Isabel-ys1wd]

Intention was to mock Alex Jones, accidentally writes a somewhat good song that I’ve been inadvertently listening to on repeat for the past hour

[@memepan9613]

it's a tribute

[@DavidEFarner]

... all in the name of mocking Alex Jones. 👍 Go America!! Make America Trumpless Again

[@MrCooper89]

@@DavidEFarner Good luck, soy boy.

[@beepboop8751]

@reg 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈I'M FUCKING GAY🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@SistoActivitatemAtm]

David Farner lol I think you lost on that one, he won the election and has been president for years

[@brutaldroo]

Straight up classic. Never gets old. Never gets tired.

[@sozeytozey]

Is it bad that I’ve started listening to this unironically?

[@Dominian1]

As long as you don't hurt/annoy people, you can do whatever the fuck you want.

[@jiki776]

@@Dominian1 Words to live by.

[@d_chatz8353]

Not at all. I've done the same. This is actually a very good song imo

[@StubenhockerElite]

Fitting now, isn't it?

[@DroneRider69]

Welcome to the dark side. Grab some cookies.

[@zb361]

The falsetto “what the heeellll” gets me every time…and that rhythm drop into “Hillary’s into creepy weird sick stuff man…” just bops. This song is a modern musical masterpiece. The cadence, vocal and musical melodies, the guitar is great… just A+

[@somewhereinbetwixt]

I just kinda learned what a falsetto is ✌🏼

[@huggniceman4975]

The line "Imagine how bad she smells, man" always gets me. The inclusion of 'man' in those lines really sells it.

[@queeniebordeaux5201]

Yes. All of this. YES.

[@jordank1489]

WE LLLUUURRRRRVVV OUR SOMALIS, WE LOVE OUR MUSLIMS

[@Tucktoes2]

That got my husband as well! It’s brilliant!

[@hoastbeef1202]

God created the internet for Alex Jones.

[@cyrus8432]

100%

[@watersabove.below7]

Alex is a legend

[@thes.wilsonchannel203]

Luis Hernandez I mean most of us watch him ironically

[@hairypancake4425]

Here’s my theory......Alex Jones himself is the god

[@thes.wilsonchannel203]

artillery only Jesus could turn water into wine Alex could turn any political discussion into a shitshow

[@onetruedodd]

First they mock you. Then they turn the frogs gay. Then you win.

[@justsomedude890]

Crush: what music do you listen to? Me: it’s complicated

[@mrsnoop1820]

fuck this meme

[@justsomedude890]

mr snoop no please don’t

[@nrggvrn5576]

@@mrsnoop1820 sounds pretty gay man

[@JohnsonKayla12]

@James on a serious note- is this actually copying the melody of a bon iver song? Makes sense if so

[@yvonnesanders4308]

If they get it they're a keeper

[@pandahsykes602]

“Literal vampire bot belly goblins” So poetic I’m legit crying rn

[@jco5254]

Same 😂

[@tonywebb1403]

I hope you don't mean crying laughing cause I legit watered up myself there is truth there

[@jeromeshalom9250]

Know what I'm being for next Halloween

[@Daswassuphomie]

Pot*

[@Htrac]

Do Americans not know about pot-belly pigs?

My boyfriend and I cherish this song and video. We reference it at least weekly. Today he checked his KZbin Music Recap, and this absolute gem made it into his top 5. Aside from the song being an absolute banger, this video could not have been more excellently crafted for this song. The into and outro clips are so bizarre, yet so perfect and fitting. Chef’s kiss. 🤌

[@SmigGames]

This song should have been played in his trial as evidence for both the defense and the prosecution.

[@LaserBread]

He would definitely do something like this to stonewall the trial.

[@StalwartTirith]

Turns out going after families of school shooting victims and playing stochastic terrorist has consequences. :P

[@georgecostantin8787]

I have them on video:)

[@eljaroebeukes5118]

@@StalwartTirith when you yourself end up in the gulag one day just remember that you supported it.

[@jamiehex3789]

@@eljaroebeukes5118 remember when the white natsoc weirdos hang you this comment

[@christran5069]

Thank you algorithm for bringing this back to me after the election

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

“I have them on video” is the line that cracks me up every time.

[@TheFailedmessiah]

He does tho

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

Jam Fox buddy I speak 4 languages, trust me when I tell you that I picked “cracks me up” because that is exactly what it does to me.

[@tony_dogs]

Tony Hammons There's no POP

[@obliviousotterI]

@@TheFailedmessiahreally, I'd love to see that, if it is real, which I highly doubt

[@shinmyoken]

@@obliviousotterI I couldn't find the actual video footage of the retarded Satanists screaming their stupid shit while painted green but I remember seeing it. Anyway here is the song with attached mainstream news articles verifying what he is saying. Yeah he may spit these facts in a sensationalized manner but what he is saying is mostly accurate. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYGZZWVnptKlhKM

[@milesmcdermott4864]

“Hillary’s into creepy weird stuff man”

[@i_dont_know_who_i_am69]

That part's catchy

[@liammiddleton3064]

She is

[@callmeishmael3031]

And a creepy weird stuff man has been into her.

[@madmojo-ou2pz]

Truth

[@hillary4372]

Being named Hillary, that part is especially funny to me.

[@e7ebr0w]

if you ever decide to produce a whole album of Alexs folk songs, it would make so many people's dreams come true!

[@last808]

It would unite people on the right, center and left.

[@jordanwelty6582]

@Robert C. Christian Lies.

[@jordanwelty6582]

@Robert C. Christian I dare you to find a podcast episode with AJ that has less than a million views on YT. Lol he kills everytime.

[@jordanwelty6582]

@Robert C. Christian Ignorance, believing you have to agree with somebody because you listen to their opinion. You're clearly a sheep as anyone who thinks like this is. Why don't you go finish your Maddow Show.

[@jordanwelty6582]

@Robert C. Christian Yes I do watch Rachel Maddow as well. Because I like to see what the left says too. Ad hominem go figure, I'm talking with a 6 year old no doubt.

[@ziggyz1750]

5 years later and still a classic

[@Soundwaves-fi8dn]

And we're still descending into total clown world 🤡

[@ziggyz1750]

@@Soundwaves-fi8dn AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!

[@ziggyz1750]

@@Soundwaves-fi8dn AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!

[@spicytortilla2239]

Another song to add to the “I can’t sing this in public” playlist

[@eveleene3613]

Lies. I see no playlist.

[@johnnycheckpoint8431]

Look up “The Dirty Song” by Cars Can Be Blue. Lol. Title doesn’t do it justice.

[@JRL_]

Especially the last part about the stabbing

[@A_Ducky]

It's like singing Sabaton's "Final Solution". Great song but detrimental in public.

[@sbaxter4207]

Don't be such centred crap, resist hell itself rising up against us.

[@danielapenaloza8628]

everyone who disliked are literal vampire pot belly goblins

[@itsyomama5949]

LOL

[@alexv3266]

And they’re hobbling around coming after us!

[@danielapenaloza8628]

Grim Factorum i know, it was a typo- I was faded bruh

[@matguimond92]

@Grim Factorum *bot belly

[@1blakklab1]

I read your comment as the line came up lol.

[@theboardgameguy87]

Alex Jones is hands down the absolute best accidental slam poet of our time.

[@guidadiehl9176]

"Accidental."

[@Wildmilly]

@@guidadiehl9176 Objectively accidental you little potbelly vampire goblin

[@mareksicinski3726]

not fully accidental

[@mantra4612]

"Literal Vampire Pot Belly Goblins" is a wonderful turn of phrase

[@tamjansan1154]

@@mantra4612 ...."are Hobbling arround " 😅😅😅

[@Ashamedofmyself]

Even now I keep catching myself singing this out loud and realize the lyrics must sound insane to people around me

[@parisstewart2612]

glad im not the only one hahah been doing that for years

[@pugachev86]

"We're such self-centered crap we don't even notice Hell itself rising up against us." This is really poetic, frankly.

[@larsnoergaard]

@Joe Mark That's some zoomer shit with no interest i language. Lmfao...

[@fortusvictus8297]

@Joe Mark Zoomers are irrelevant at best. They are praying everything goes to shit not realizing they are the ones who will be pushed out front to be cut down or enslaved for manual labor at best. Should be praying the 1% keep the status quo together until a more resilient generation comes along to carry them.

[@fortusvictus8297]

@Joe Mark No, but I worked with them in the Army as the newest recruits. And to be fair, there were some damn good humans and soldiers in the group, but the vast majority have no business there. As a group they are the LAST people anyone should be trusting or counting on to protect them, protecting a country is more than just wearing a uniform and taking selfies and I worry the standards had to be lowered so far to accommodate them they are unlikely to be able to protect those who have entrusted the future to their hands.

[@fortusvictus8297]

@@Melon_studios Intuitive logic is a thing. And yes, if you are trying to examine a specific thing with a general principle it is a bad move, but that does not void the concept of general principles. Take what you are saying and apply it to the 'Greatest Generation'. Every specific thing you said holds there as well, but good luck screaming 'The Greatest Generation is nothing and the ingroup mentality of accepting the concept is just silly because their mothers vagina blah blah'. Good luck with that.

[@pv29373]

@Bb Doll literally nothing to do with climate change

[@bozuteru2160]

"That woman, number one, is ugly" is one of the funniest catchiest lyrics i've ever heard

[@sammygmarie]

Imagine how bad she smells man.

[@angelaseymour4464]

And TRUE

[@BleaK1211]

Picard said to Riker

[@nealorr5086]

@user-lk4no3vo8q Rubber and glue comebacks always illustrate the most funny and intelligent of all of us. Remember that set when George Carlin just repeated "I know you are, but what am I?" the entire time? Comedy gold!

[@nealorr5086]

@user-lk4no3vo8q Wow, you're stupid. I mean, really, really, stupid. 82 IQ, cannot hold down a job because flipping burgers is too complicated,stupid.

[@C4H10N4O2]

The part about the green skins crawling from under rocks is hysterical. "I have them on video"

[@UltraScrub]

For me its "and im so pissed"

[@zzevonplant]

He's talking about the "saying they love Satan and wanna eat babies" bit is what he has on video, and he does indeed have that on video lol It's a clip of leftists at a protest screaming about Satan and how they kill their kids and they've had so many abortions and shit. I'm assuming (hopefully) that they're just trying to get under the skin of pro-lifers when they say things like that, but they seem like they mean it in the clip, so there's really no telling.

[@VinEllis]

@@UltraScrub For me I start chortling at "What the heeeellllllllll?"

[@Travisbig7]

@@zzevonplant idk man sounded like he took pro choice edgy jokes a bit too serious

[@zzevonplant]

@@Travisbig7 I don't think they were "joking," at least not in a typical sense. I saw the clips, and they were screaming this stuff angrily. I'm not saying they meant it, as in, they ACTUALLY abort all their kids or ACTUALLY love Satan or whatever, but they didn't say it in a joking manner... at all, either. So, make of that what you will. I can assume they were probably just trying to make the pro-lifers upset, sure. But that doesn't negate what Alex said lol

[@dittosawr]

This song continues to age deliciously well.

[@kaiami80]

Nick I wish you would do an entire album of Alex Jones. I can’t ever get enough of this.

[@Kaltagstar96]

It's not like there's not enough material to go around, just do an Alex Jones compilation done in different musical styles.

[@Fedora_JP]

After this trial there is atleast 3-5 singles there

[@toxicgingerdesigns633]

I JUST discovered this video and I'm so sad that it's the only one. WHY?!?

[@tvfan14]

@@toxicgingerdesigns633 Same. I loved this video.

[@robertkrazmien2155]

Alex jones bon iver would be better than current bon iver

[@abearpossessedbyseveralrac7699]

"We're such self centered crap, we don't even notice hell itself rising up against us." brought a tear to my eye

[@MsMollah]

Whatever anyone thinks of the rest of the song, that line is so profound and true.

[@jimparkin2345]

Yep.

[@jonathanmangum4347]

@Nbomber He truly is one of the greats. Up there with Socrates and Confucius

[@abearpossessedbyseveralrac7699]

@Tencent Investor ain't that the show that replaced John Stewart

[@BigMikeMcBastard]

@@MsMollah It's a quote from 2017. The "hell itself" he's referring to are people who aren't pro-Trump.

[@MrMeanor]

my favourite line: "Imagine how bad she smells, man..."

[@Asteroidmining1111]

Obama and Hillary both smell like sulfur

[@ekoms108]

I had always thought the lines were "Imagine how bad she smells? She smells bad." I like it my way better.

[@joaogomes9405]

My favourite is "literal vampire pot belly goblins are hobbling around coming after us"

[@silicon-shaman]

Whoever made this, thank you. You're a bloody fucking legend.

[@powerpc127]

I've had writer's block for years and this guy just improvises bangers unintentionally.

[@FixedFace]

plot twist: you sk at writing

[@Favvo45]

Fixed Face nah it happens to every writer actually

[@stickystevie9047]

@@Favvo45 happens with every other art too, lad.

[@vierhans1553]

What is mana ? to me what you say sounds like „blue lives matter“🤣

[@vierhans1553]

well no sorry I tried to be funny unintentionally🤣 sounds more like „latino lives matter too“ or something like that

[@TheWonderfulBlake]

This literally NEVER stops being hilarious. It’s been probably like 2 years since I first saw it, and it’s still hilarious.

[@7996hobguy]

YOU ARE SO WOKE!

[@TheWonderfulBlake]

willis higley sarcasm?

[@jempop]

it hasn’t even bern out for an entire year yet

[@TheSupaCoopaGaming]

jem it was posted on the super deluxe channel years ago. It looks like the songwriter got the rights to it and posted it to their personal channel 10 months ago

[@jempop]

R3wind ohhh i see sorry

[@romeoantonio952]

"We love our Somalis, we love our Muslims. Oh, they're so good. Oh, they're so sweet."

[@nailinpalin1477]

Its sad because its true. *the great replacement*

[@MrBritishNinja]

They gotta keep saying that so they can kill and jail them while deflecting criticism

[@TheManinBlack9054]

@@nailinpalin1477 oh, great, another far-right conspiracy theory

[@nailinpalin1477]

@@TheManinBlack9054 beep boop conspiracy theories orange man bad beep boop

[@danieldavis8607]

@@Only.D.G. He's gonna avoid jail?

[@janvanspeyck3343]

"We don't even notice hell itself rise up against us" what a line.

[@tonyborris9584]

"We're such self centered crap, we don't even notice hell itself rising up against us".....damn it

[@psychohelmetfounder]

climate change dude

[@danaparfitt2491]

@@psychohelmetfounder what?

[@nightbrand8016]

It actually sounds like a good folk lyric, eh?

[@c6q3a24]

@@psychohelmetfounder Maldives sunk yet? Nope? 30 years ago it was supposed to be gone in 30 years. Guess I'll wait another 30 years and point out the lies again.

[@loganwilliams5422]

@@c6q3a24 I mean fuck it lets just ignore how every year new weather records are getting set, Giant wildfires are spreading across the globe, a couple months ago in pakistan it was so hot and humid people were just dropping dead due to their bodies inability to cope with the climat, and floods getting spread everywhere. Respectfully get your head out of your ass and stop being a plant for fossil fuel companies.

[@Gretchaninov]

A misunderstood genius. To think people still deny the existence of vampire potbelly goblins to this day...

[@StrongSideGames]

They dont look like literal vampire potbelly goblins but they do behave and do the same thing.

[@M4421-O]

I got whiplash when I read that headline in the video. I can't believe this person actually exists.

[@Australienxo]

@@StrongSideGames 👁

[@sym8246-f5c]

Vampire, parasite, Armenian in laws, it's all the same.

[@grandwizardnoticer8975]

literally

[@Aeonfell]

Hitting different these days

[@albuquerquehotspot7835]

He was right all along

[@SIMUL4CR4]

It was always hitting hard, its just more people are starting to notice now.

[@wormfigure]

recently ive been listening to this at least twice a day. it only gets better

[@joshp.2872]

Rookie numbers 😂😂😂

[@fakeaccountspamallyoulike3359]

Upvote if you’d buy an entire album of Alex Jones indie parodies, no matter how much it cost.

[@Karrthus]

Almost as good as Alex Jones Prison Planet metal remixes: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKetdoKujNWHnNk

[@AppleOfThineEye]

Take your "upvote if" comment and shove it up yours.

[@caxaptt6514]

But this isn't a parody.

[@ilovechickenadobo6962]

I revisit this video every few months and it never gets old. It actually gets better over time.

[@UberAV]

100

[@Brojeejaksonflaxinwaxin]

like barrel chested fine wine

[@laniejuanitawhitehurst1624]

Refreshing to the beleaguered souls In Biden’s demonic dementia dismantling of the USA 🇺🇸

[@themoose3479]

@@laniejuanitawhitehurst1624 Take your meds, and not the ones you keep buying monthly from Alex.

[@FernandoPerez-us1rp]

Same

[@syd_lexia]

Real talk: I listen to this song almost every single day.

[@mommyslittlehamburgerhelpe4700]

🤘🚬👽🤘

[@ps5blows317]

You guys are cool. Wish I had bros like you.

[@joshsawyer2519]

Same. this song always makes my day

[@ThtRedCBR1000RR]

Same usually while I smoke

[@mommyslittlehamburgerhelpe4700]

Guess what guys? IIIIIII’m annngry Just kidding. I’m Mary fuckin Poppins listening to this

[@RainIML]

as years goes by he starts to sound more sane about these elites

[@LoganLS0]

The Alex Jones was Right Jar contains enough quarters to do quite a bit of laundry.

[@cable7763]

No.

[@brendonmacnee6350]

Just like David iyke

[@mateusmachadomartinsjunior4309]

Kinda, the only thing that he's wrong is that thinking the republican elites are better that the democratic elites, they are all the same in the end, just use different tactics to fool us and mislead us

[@Integritys_Sum]

​​@@cable7763"No" Epstein would like to have a word Diddy would Like to have a Word Hunter Biden Would Like To Have a Word Hillary Clinton Would like to have a word George soros would like to have a word Klaus Shwaub would like to have a word