Alex Standall roasting the hell out of everyone for 3 minutes straight

Aka Alex Standall being relatable af

[@kylie9687]

He wasn’t really roasting them, he was just being a straight up savage.

[@narashikamaru0]

He was comfortable about saying the truth unlike them

[@harperreeson41]

that’s why we love him

[@livewithlibby1427]

Exactly

[@beatrizsantos-oz7xu]

straight? I don’t think so😺

[@harperreeson41]

bee santos HELP 😭

[@randomxaccount1646]

"She was like Justin smells bad and I was like I know" hahaha that part lmao

[@masonx1230]

time stamp?

[@kevincowboy88]

@@masonx1230 1:49

[@jordyngrace7614]

That’s legit one of my favorite things he has ever said🤣

[@masonx1230]

Zetta thank you

[@anupamaroy2760]

Justin T_T

[@demonsprite666]

I love snarky Alex who just tells it like it is

[@nxahsvidz]

ik lmao also how am I the only reply 😭

[@brodan9029]

He might be the realest in the show.

[@adonaitdaniel3422]

Just like me I say Whats on my mind Im blunt asf Just like alex [Yassssss]

[@brooklynnk1920]

"Imma let that go because you're under stress" 😭😭😂

[@evannaalvarez5971]

that part got me😭

[@harperreeson41]

my favourite part 😭😭

[@aidenmcdonald2776]

Low key but kinda high key I started laughing 😭😭

[@carmenalcarilla1385]

Clay was trying so hard to not be offended

[@AJ-br3zx]

LMFAOOO

[@danecarrington4326]

when Alex fought with Monty, I know that two screams gayness in their veins

[@narashikamaru0]

How can you guys know ? I do not know anything about gay , like what is there charactersitics that make you able to identify them ?

[@danecarrington4326]

@@narashikamaru0 Gut feel, I think what gay ppl connects is that the shared repression, trauma, anxiety, stress, before coming out. That aura is too noticeable especially to masculine gays

[@narashikamaru0]

@@danecarrington4326 masculine guys can be more noticible as gay you mean ?

[@fatimasajid9224]

🤣🤣🤣

[@noriroll4179]

Lol I know hahaha

[@oliviahorner1152]

my favorite alex moment is, “i’m recruiting clay for the illuminati, wanna join” 😹

[@one-day-at-a-time4134]

Same haha and the Justin smells bit haha.

[@vis4762]

Lmao me too

[@rashione982]

😁

[@cherylcoomes6739]

Same lmao

[@Raincorpse]

LOL FR

[@auroraSLAP]

Should've been called "Alex being done with everyone's shit"

[@mn-cs4iz]

Don't you mean "The whole freaking show"?

[@ivorly8769]

@@mn-cs4iz LMFAO

[@adonaitdaniel]

Lamo 😂😂

[@hisham2290]

​@@mn-cs4iz Lmao

[@shockingindeed6208]

1:59 and i just knew that both of them gay from that moment.

[@lissbyun5352]

Really? How?

[@paoo4915]

Liss Byun she didin’t she’s just lying since she knows it now

[@shockingindeed6208]

man i love this reply section ppl be callin' me 'she' and a liar. i got into their nerves. XD

[@ivyinabottle]

Lmao me tooooo Alex just screamed ‘gay energy’ to me right from the start, but I didn’t know about Monty

[@fariyalkhatun3806]

Well I'm pretty sure Alex is bi. He was in love with Jess for three seasons straight and Charlie says in one scene that Alex likes boys, and then corrects himself saying "at least sometimes" implying that Alex also likes girls.

[@mikeq7134]

Alex is just a bundle of hostility and rudeness. Then suddenly in the 4th season he is smiley and lovable.

[@fariyalkhatun3806]

Well he was lovable in earlier seasons too. He's the one who took Justin in when he was homeless in s1 and saved his life in s2. He helped Jess get through her trauma, all the while buying her Teddy Bears and bunking school with her and joking about random things like how he doesn't see Bryce walking into a sex shop or how they'll go to hell if they joke about certain stuff. His s1 moments were adorable "It's love, it's not logic" "a giant bleeding man, or squid, or man-squid, in spring" "But your dad wears a uniform" lmao

[@rojasbravoaxeldaniel2019]

I have been around gay guys figuring out their orientation and I can certify that kind of attitude is consistent with such a journey.

[@adonaitdaniel3422]

I love him so much since season 1

[@labyrinth123]

Idk he wasn't really smiley in season 4... He tried though

[@fariyalkhatun3806]

2:52 Alex is not roasting Jessica. Jessica straightened her hair because she thought going to court as a 'black girl' (with wavy/curly hair) would go against her as women of color are considered 'less pure' than others. Alex is not saying her hairstyle is bad. He's pointing out that he does not like the mentality behind it.

[@omniarch8078]

I’m glad someone understood that and the double stander black girls have for their hair

[@fariyalkhatun3806]

@@omniarch8078 i actually didn't understand it at first, but then found it in an article and my respect for Alex increased even more! Also I love black girls and their hair is beautiful. I wish I had hair like them uwu

[@rosielewis6485]

ah yes, because the look of your hair means so much in court.. yes..

[@SL-xe6mu]

@@rosielewis6485 unfortunately, being black or a person of colour does mean a lot in court. Theres a different kind of prejudice that someone like myself, and presumably you too, wont ever understand...

[@rosielewis6485]

1111 S.L i mean, i don’t know much about prejudice in the court room but all i meant was, the judge still sees her as a non white, regardless if she changes her hair style

[@jeihaynes7077]

I will never get over the fact that they didn’t make Alex and Zach a couple, and instead gave Zach a stupid unresolved storyline. It’s just like when Marvel randomly made Hulk and Black Widow a thing

[@mkmam3639]

it would be nasty for them to get toghether.

[@laelani4090]

@@mkmam3639 no it wouldn't

[@nx1100]

Cause zach is not gay

[@amario5028]

woooow thanks so much for the spoiler

[@mkmam3639]

@@amario5028 thats what you get for ooking through the comments dumbass. its not that deep

[@nadined3576]

2:27 "You're an arrogant asshole" and Ryan is like "Yeah, I know"

[@shivanshi4178]

I missed Ryan so much in the rest of the seasons

[@cyn6123]

At least Ryan was usually up front about what a dick he was lmao

[@_nour_6304]

"Fair enough 🤷‍♀️"

[@letsbefriendsowecanmakeout]

That played right when I was reading lol

[@adonaitdaniel]

What he did to Hannah was mest up ngl tho🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤬

[@ledioschencho]

Hdkahdsk I feel like this could be longer but the world isn't prepared

[@lunajsu]

same bru same ✊🏼

[@flaurprod]

i love alex sm hes been my favorite character since day 1💀

[@alima872]

YESSSSS another standall fan!!!!!

[@nakoda787]

Same haha

[@70sfilm23]

yes

[@adonaitdaniel3422]

Same girl

[@AR-qb8er]

ugh he’s literally an icon

[@lexi8593]

The show is so serious but when you put it in this context it makes Alex’s character sound hilarious omg😭😂

[@jahlive5366]

Definitely not roasting 💀y’all mix up brutally honest and roasting way too much

[@narashikamaru0]

Amazing comment

[@mistake6808]

Agreed

[@brodan9029]

Sometimes they mixed.

[@lillyiglesias1926]

he was roasting some of them

[@jasonmoukala8909]

The 2 aren’t mutually exclusive

[@stayaamna]

3:04 i don't exactly have the upper body strength to stop you so made me laugh so hard 😂

[@Brittany_Taylors_Version]

Same 😂😂

[@bxbxb1_554]

I love Alex's sense of sarcasm. It's his talent. 1:58 lmaoo 2:54 I'm dying

[@karthiiraja17]

@@idekman6926 that was hilarious i like it at the end. But he was mentioning the other one. " ill just wave my crane and cry" 😂😂😂😂

[@witchfromschool9154]

his character arc throughout the seasons Season 1: Savage Alex Season 2: Sad Alex Season 3: Killer Mode Alex Season 4: Gay

[@maddiecarney7577]

“what if you’re on the list?” “i’ll just wave my cane and cry, works everywhere” “maybe there’s a handicap entrance” “i don’t think we’re supposed to say handicap”

[@Sheamuscz]

"Take my arm." "No, fuck you both." That dialogue was just perfect.

[@ashkash972]

“Its court hair” Alex: “i dont like it” LMAOAOAOAO

[@jimmychangprod]

Alex: pushes monty *immediately after: his face is beaten to a pulp*

[@Defnotyusra]

“ No thanks Monty, you’re not MaN ENoUGh” I Canttt 😭😭💀

[@raine1727]

Ive never related to anything more than “you’re the one girl in this country who would go for a skinny sad kid, and u went for Clay” like same homie

[@narashikamaru0]

I like how alex was reasonable out of them all and actually was really fine with telling his mistake

[@anupamaroy2760]

This hits different after knowing his entire journey..

[@isiavalos9234]

-you got this, just breathe -leave me alone LMAO

[@jordanwhite8099]

2:26 Ryan's expression, "so what?" , "and your point?" or "true"

[@damsels4sale]

I know I'm a year late, but it's more like "that's fair"

[@judemorgan5325]

There was no reason to make Alex a killer.

[@Kiki4LiFE368]

He's not a killer or a murderer, he just pushed the rapist into the water, how should Alex know that one of them can't swim. Lol

[@JohnPerry27]

@@Kiki4LiFE368 I think it should be obvious a guy with broken legs can't swim. That being said I don't really blame him for doing it, Bryce was talking about how he was going to get revenge Jessica despite raping her and causing enough trauma.

[@aadyamishra312]

@@JohnPerry27 Actually he didn’t know that his leg was broken at the beginning but then when he figured it out he thought that he deserved it anyway

[@acooliemoore]

@@Kiki4LiFE368 that still murder lol

[@letsbefriendsowecanmakeout]

What

[@miaa2418]

Alex’s sarcastic and snarky personality brightens the mood lmfao

[@ciggss]

ani: “ i think you’re very handsome i think you’re adorable” alex: “yeah well you’re the one girl in this county that will go for a skinny sad kid and you went for clay so..”

[@virlinehonore9767]

it's more like he was being brutally honest rather than roasting them

[@miaa2418]

“I’ll just wave my cane around and cry, it works everywhere.”

[@msem6136]

Alex is adorable..... 😉

[@eeehhghhhghherr6669]

3:24 my favorite sense from the whole show

[@sofia-qk6pj]

same lmao

[@personunknown7129]

3:25 lmao

[@amylynngnam249]

😅😅😅

[@lxnalxna2842]

More like Alex being Alex for 3 minutes and 45 seconds straight 😂

[@ironman2.026]

"I'm Recruiting Clay For The Illuminati" !!

[@muffinator1239]

"wanna join?"

[@issa8970]

2:27 I love how Ryan just accept it

[@kenny-nk5db]

this is why Alex Standall is my favorite character. i love him 😭

[@iorpeionnp]

legit throughout the whole season 1, everyone roasts alex's hair

[@jessieorigami8522]

This show would be incomplete without Alex. And I think that no one could’ve played Alex better than Miles. He is amazing.

[@arielgray9511]

I did not realize how much I like Alex till now omg

[@sophyef4804]

Samee

[@faithhart3949]

The way he puts everyone in their place it's amazing

[@cammqt]

"I'll just wave my cane and cry, it works everywhere" LMFAOFJVKDVNFJDV FD

[@d0ra.x318]

i find this so funny for some reason. it’s like he’s so honest. he’s always having a mental breakdown 😂

[@shingetchu]

Alex Standall being too honest for 3 minutes straight

[@velvetsky3451]

“Fuck you.” “What, it’s totally true, she was like “Justin smells bad” and I was like “I know.”

[@r3nny917]

These are one of the reasons why Alex is my favorite character

[@uchihaitachi3978]

Moral : Never mess with guy named Alex. 😂

[@Sheamuscz]

Or be as strong as Monty. And watch out for his switchblade.

[@PASTALOVER4LIFE]

Even though this show is hella dark and has heavy scenes Alex always has a line that makes me laugh😭💀

[@mgms2000]

The show is so goofy and not dark at all , just trying to be

[@euphxrz]

his character is literally straight up savage and i'm here for it💀🤣

[@emilynixon5437]

"you're like the only girl in the county who would go for a skinny sad boy, and you already went for clay." "... i'm going to let that go because you're under stress." for such a deep and heavy show, 13rw always hit the unintentional comedy and i loooove it

[@shingetchu]

"You're not man enough" one of my favorite lines lmao

[@d3serted314]

I love how it cuts to Alex’s face 1 second after the push at 1:13

[@dagnyc5651]

“what, its totally true, she was like ‘he smells bad’ and i was like, ik!”

[@rcj.19]

0:06 "How're you doing?" "How am I doing? How are you doing?" "U-" "Yeah." Please I don’t know why that scene felt so real to me Every high school comeback ever

[@miksufinni8354]

"Get out of the caAAar!"

[@notwerkinginthishouse8634]

Yeah, basically Alex saying everything we are afraid to say out loud

[@krishafyme]

No thanks, you are not man enough is one of the most savage comebacks ever

[@johnreinhartjesoro9113]

0:47 the foreshadowing omo

[@Nadia.Louise]

I love how he say what he wanna say He doesnt Keep it to himself

[@sc5e]

3:25 I laughed so hard , everyone heard me

[@amylynngnam249]

Laughed out loud as well, just came out😅😅

[@SJ-jd1cg]

2:07 bruhhhhhh!!!!🤯🤯 Destroyed in seconds!🔥🔥

[@nevaehkane2669]

am i the only one that noticed like all the guys in this show is gay or bi...

[@toriedavis4507]

Ikr

[@VV-ev4jj]

You're only saying that because being straight is the "norm". So when there's a show where the majority of characters are LGBT that seems weird. But it shouldn't be. The world isn't more straight or more gay. It's equal. There are so many closeted LGBT people out there afraid to come out due to their living situations.

[@nevaehkane2669]

4V 983V i never said it was a bad thing i was just pointing it our but i understand where you’re coming from and i do get that it should be normalized so i’m sorry if i triggered you in any kinda way :/

[@VV-ev4jj]

@@nevaehkane2669 LOL. It's fine. I'm glad you understand where I'm coming from!

[@rileycoleman2468]

Clay, Justin, Zach, are all straight....

[@DrMontrays]

2:26 I love how he just accepts it simple af

[@QueenBdawg]

”She was like Justin smells bad and I was like I know” 😂😂😭

[@siinghkrishna]

2:16 Marcus's face at the end im cryinggggg

[@gone4607]

Alex: I’m not confident Also Alex:

[@eilishaxdios3186]

This is why hes my favorite character lmao 😂

[@fenmc3649]

But did he go off? Yes

[@callumhulme5503]

Alex standalone, master of the art of murder and roasting

[@randomgaygirl]

-screaming- "I am calm"

[@anamcaur7193]

2:03 damn!!!!! Savage Alex

[@lowri1512]

"i'm recruiting clay for the illuminati. eh-you wanna join?" lmfao

[@kayladanyelle9508]

alex had some of the best lines 😭😭😭

[@emmahoffman273]

alex carried the show

[@avalattier3019]

Alex Standall was legit one of my favorite characters

[@argent_h0e365]

1:36 why is this so funny to me 😂😂

[@user-ey4un1vo7v]

He express his emotions out to people

[@willwalker24601]

He's my favorite character😆

[@mmaighrd]

He's the reason why i decided to finish season 4 lol

[@hnyg1ld075]

"it's creepy that you even know that"😂

[@nightsky9939]

The voice crack when he yelled “GET OUT OF THE CAR”😂😂✨✨

[@tyhiro5989]

Bro was exposing everyone no one was safe.

[@lvly.i]

oh my gosh i hate him but also love him so much because his attitude is just so iconic 💀

[@miniworld82]

‘’i’m gonna let that go cuz you’re under stress'' that was me wheezing

[@jamesstephen3841]

alex was my absolute favorite character throughout the entire show

[@jeeya05]

"you'll do anything to keep your perfect reputation"

[@striker2515]

I like his personality

[@Birdmab]

Best thing I’ve seen in awhile. LOVE Alex’s quick wit😂😂

[@_somewhereinOhio_]

I love Alex

[@miljanastolic2916]

it's not roasting it's having ATITUDE i watched this for the first time and i love him already

[@user-ux5wj7ki7f]

hes so badass

[@mariie98nugget]

I love how like more than half the video is season 1 Alex and the rest is the other seasons 😂

[@savannahpaynee]

I loved Alex he was like the funniest-

[@danielpeppa-pigpowers9386]

I fucking LOVE Alex😭❤️

[@lckcyy]

i love alex

[@kabyashreepathak4798]

Favorite character of all time