If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device Short 8: Crotalids (apologies to the nation of Australia)

[@alfabusa]

This Short was originally named _"The Video Where Voytek Torments Zegram"._ Zegram being the VA for Magnus, and Voytek being sludgebastard who wrote this. This Short was based on the fact that a worrying amount of people were convinced Zegram came from Australia and even wrote it up as a fact on TVTropes. This Short was based on the fact that this _'Zegram is Australian'_ joke has been running since 2014 and is now celebrating 4 years. Amazing. I once sent a box with a boomerang in it to Zegram and he died. Apologies to all actual Australians who have their national pride end up in the crossfire.

[@angrycrusader3926]

I'm an Aussie and in give you my full support!

[@rejectedwarinc.8614]

They'll be fine, just let them worry about the Emus.

[@someoddball]

Ok, but are you sure that he's not Australian? Because I'm not convinced that this isn't just Zegram in his natural habitat and that he forgot that he was recording. The signs are all there, Alfa. When will the truth finally come out?

[@braydoxastora5584]

this is amazing and so accurate never before have i seen a truer rendition my nation

[@sliestwheel]

Starts playing Megalovania on Didgeridoo well played

[@DirgeOfCerberus111]

AKA, that one time Magnus was possessed by the spirit of Steve Irwin

[@ArmageddonEvil]

At least Magnus didn't get staked by a Manta Ray. xD Unless there's a Warp Creature that is basically a Manta Ray from hell... turned on its head...

[@ZeroCanalX]

@@ArmageddonEvil 1d4chan.org/wiki/Manta And for its model's price you could probably feed the entire Africa.

[@vikingkaeleb588]

Oi drongo, Steve Irwin got shanked by a sting ray not a manta ray ya wanker, sting rays have barb's ((thus the name)) while manta rays are big Flappy birds of the sea, get ya facts right

[@hellatze]

Its kitten who get possed.

[@heraldyvraine8543]

​@@vikingkaeleb588 G'Day mate youre roigt that's loik callin emu's ostriches an error no real aussie would evah do

[@karankorgaonker696]

Well, if the TTS series gets too difficult to work on, I guess shit posting is the next best thing XD

[@roc6836]

wait do you implying that TTS series isnt just one big shitposting?

[@karankorgaonker696]

@@roc6836 It's ascended from shit posting into modern art

[@shadowvader3877]

@@karankorgaonker696 but modern art is just a pile of shit This here is art that hasn't been seen in centuries! Or ever before.

[@ottoleois9323]

@@shadowvader3877 We're not talking about modern Art THIS IS SUPER MODERN ARTA

[@christaylor1672]

This isn't so base as modern art. This is Grimdank art

[@TARINunit9]

"The simple fact crotalids are canon [makes it all the funnier]. Huge crocodiles that just happen to be able to migrate through Hell for no conceivable reason at all are completely canon. Sometimes dedication to the source material pays off like that." --TvTropes, on this episode

[@KageMinowara]

AllTheTropes > TvTropes

[@davianthule2035]

40k is actually full of lore like this,

[@jacquehohenheim7934]

@@KageMinowara aren’t they basically the same?

[@KageMinowara]

@@jacquehohenheim7934 TvTropes banned all adult themed tropes several years ago and its mods are prone to censoring opinions they disagree with. AllTheTropes was created because several old TvTropes members thought that was bullshit and wanted a more free speech friendly site.

[@megazero952]

@@KageMinowara FFS another one?

[@willemdezwijger2683]

I hate it. It's perfect.

[@henkhenksen8454]

S P E C E R I J E N

[@thatoneguy7765]

I hate you. You're perfect.

[@thatelec7140]

Good

[@ytw101]

Yay

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

More than 50% of Alfas videos can be described this way.

[@VoyTheBoy]

I have no regrets, apologies, or hesitation.

[@DeathSithe92]

What about gestations, I have a few too many from this video

[@spacewolfblackmane19]

Damn that avatar of yours man haven't seen that anime in decades

[@sithlord5190]

Hmm

[@notaheretic6675]

Hey voytek are you Australian?

[@barrybend7189]

We now need a Magnus lets play series like renegade for life but Magnus instead of Vegita.

[@MagzGTV]

So it's official, Australia still exists in 40k, It's a death world inside of the immaterium. . . . I'm very OK with this, Well done mates!

[@Bacxaber]

Australia is Catachan.

[@Resomius]

I wonder if there are Warp Kangeroos...

[@WarmLusamine]

If a large enough group thinks about them, they can exist in the Warp.

[@Resomius]

@@WarmLusamine cool

[@inkedseahear]

Of course Australia exists, its unique life forms are called Tyranids by the Imperium at large.

[@RimmyDownunder]

Aight so why isn't there an Aussie imperial guard regiment yet? Known for entering any horrible, beast-ridden world in the galaxy as light infantry and leaving it as mounted cavalry?

[@rancepherius]

They're called Catachan Jungle Fighters

[@thefirstprimariscatosicari6870]

The Warp is wannabe Catachan. Catachan is wannabe Earth. Earth is Space Australia. Australia is *AUSTRALIA.* So Catachan Jungle Fighters are the closest thing to Space Australians in 40k.

[@RimmyDownunder]

nah Catachan's are like Vietnam vets taken from an old folks home and given new life. They aren't really proper aussie.

[@matthiuskoenig3378]

@@RimmyDownunder their ausie vietnam vets (they even fight like the ausies in vietnam)

[@natheria4933]

Go make one then.

[@ApsalusSigma]

And this, boys and girls, is the MILDEST of things that can happen while traveling without your Gellar Field through the Warp.

[@proto303]

You can also get yourself infected with PURE HIPSWINGIN' FUNK

[@razvanconstantin740]

Forming the Gal Vorbak is the second mildest

[@lolroflroflcakes]

So does this mean the Ultramarines have stronger plot armour than Kitten himself? I mean they did the exact same thing earlier in the series and they were totally fine and I am assuming they do not have didgeridoo's handy, did they employ the time honoured Turian strategy of beating the crotalids to death with the pole they keep stored in their lower digestive tract?

[@ApsalusSigma]

@@lolroflroflcakes I was under the impression from stuff from the rest of the series that Chapter Master Marneus Calgar just disregard that "No Gellar Field" order because suicidally stupid.

[@elysiankentarchy1531]

@@ApsalusSigma He wanted to disregard that but he said that that Cato Sicarius (the guy whose company were the ones to get Magnus) did obey the order to do it with their Geller Fields off.

[@sirminty8495]

When you realize that this is the reason why in the recent episode that Emps says they've been gone for years. It isn't Emps fractured psyche, it's Magnus turning off the gellar field for warp shenanigans.

[@tennoshenaniganizer9234]

Correct. 5 minutes for them was 2 years real time. Just like battle fleet gothic 2 where Admiral Spire was trapped in the warp for several hundred years but it was only 5 minutes for him

[@ytw101]

Unfortunately that's wrong, just before Magnus meets emps again after he returns, they were watching the inquisition and leman. Recent one of leman was he was doing literal 20 questions with the dark eldar while in route to the arena.

[@shadowdragun]

Well...it was both this and that it was a joke at how long the episodes take to make

[@dissatisfiedgamer7436]

@@ytw101 you are correct, i believe emps is actually referring to the years between the release of the episode where he left to find the captain general and the release of the episode where he returns. The emp is to a level aware of his own existence in a fictional universe

[@ytw101]

@@dissatisfiedgamer7436 yup. He makes many remarks on that all the time.

[@theorangechao200tv]

Would you guys believe the recording session for this took like, almost 2 hours?

[@alfabusa]

That's because you were laughing (or crying) a lot of the time. ^^^THIS IS ZEGRAM BY THE WAY BUT HIS KZbin NAME IS ORANGECHAO^^^

[@atomicspacebomb7829]

I've known...... I've always known

[@TheNicoBozo]

We can hear you two cracking at some moments. BY THE GLORIOUS CHEST CAVITY OF THE MANPEROR! ONLY 2 HOURS?

[@carlofthekey7288]

Wait 2 hours are time or 2 hours warp time?

[@Xinoz2]

I want bloopers of that.

[@gyorgyjanossy1081]

The *AAAAG* sound the crotalid makes is just abosolutely hilarious. and adorable at the same time. I want one.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Farscryer0 was kremling or King K. Rool’s sound?

[@nightdrivenen7909]

@@crimsondynamo615 Both. In a way. Shared sound effects and all

[@xXFuzzeeXx]

*"A"*

[@lilmichaeltaylor546]

It would just warp somewhere else , right?

[@spectralassassin6030]

Go to Florida. I’m sure they have one with all the warp fuckery that goes on there.

[@MaxUltimata]

5:00 : Crash Bandicoot theme 5:10 : Megalovania Kitten is an Undertale fan. This surprises no one.

[@zTowerDive]

Lost I wonder if he'll do Bonetrousle one day

[@RVGmetallicasaw]

Or an Earthbound fan. Or a Homestuck fan. Toby slams it everywhere.

[@evilmiera]

And a Donkey Kong Country fan, what with the sounds the Crotalids make.

[@hephestus123]

My favourite part is how you can hear him start to break down laughing near the end of the megalovania bit.

[@Sapheiorus]

I imagine Megalovania is a favorite for anyone that has dedicated their life to working for a skeleton with reality-defying powers and a glowing eye.

[@roboticjanitor3332]

i feel like someone from GW based the crotalids on the American alligator's habit of materializing out of thin air in the backyards of Florida.

[@colinrawls2285]

Accurate.

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

May not look it, but the little guys can climb chain link fences easily. And don't say barbed wire would help. Remember, they've got scales that make 9mm bullets bounce.

[@datdabdoe1417]

@@obsidironpumicia4074 also theres a giant Crocodile in Egypt thats 10 ft long and makes an AK-47 look like nothing

[@colinrawls2285]

@@obsidironpumicia4074 this is why Floridians have so many guns

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

@@colinrawls2285 That, and the home defense laws. As long as _anything_ is on your property, you can shoot the grot shit outta it!

[@Manfromthenorth0551]

Not a single joke about the Emu War, missed opportunity.

[@boooster101]

We don't mention the real reason for the age of strife

[@balloonman257]

These are both highly underrated comments

[@MaxUltimata]

Yeah, like the Imperium is going to keep around records of their humiliating defeat at the hands of a bunch of angry birds.

[@DwarfDaddy]

Lost This explains why Tzeentch has a bird theme

[@MizantropMan]

@@DwarfDaddy Warp, that's why.

[@ZonsoAvalune]

I live how everyone in this sketch just seems to casually, implicitly acknowledge that the Blood ravens are the most obvious Thousand Sons successors ever.

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Aren't they the legion of Sanguinius?

[@ZonsoAvalune]

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 No. They officially don't know their parent chapter but it's so heavily implied they're descended from the Thousand Sons corvidae cult it's not even funny.

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@ZonsoAvalune I might have confused them with the Blood ANGELS.

[@foxthefox1594]

Brother I am pinned here!

[@commissarkruber7205]

@@ZonsoAvalune besides the fact they are not dust

[@StellarElite1]

It's alright, Alfa. I'll just have you trampled by kangaroos.

[@zeche8477]

Send in the WARPAROOS BROTHER!!

[@Pikeya]

Well, that's still more merciful than sending in a gaint flock of emus.

[@zeche8477]

Pikeya Emus are servants of Chaos. Beware the Emu...

[@Pikeya]

@@zeche8477 ... huh. The great Emu War makes so much more sense now.

[@zeche8477]

Pikeya Indeed. I believe they worship Khorne, Ostriches worship Tzeentch, Moas worshipped Nurgle (until they were purged) and Kiwis worship Slaanesh (just look into a Kiwi bird's beady little eyes, the plainness of their exterior cannot mask the depravity within their souls).

[@jimhag7822]

Somewhere it was mentioned that Zegram is from Texas, and with that came the realization that a Texan attempting a British accent gives you an Australian accent. I can't unhear it now.

[@raulvalencia8573]

Jim Hag that’s pretty accurate. The Texan female can get a good British accent, but any dude trying to get British most the time ends up with an Australian sound to it.

[@GWRNori]

As a female Texan, I can confirm.

[@Misterunnamed]

Makes sense to me.

[@pathfindersavant3988]

To be fair, both Texas and Australia are quite similar. They're both arid wastelands populated by insane people who dress in funny hats and boots, like to hunt animals with their bare hands, do a lot of ranching, have silly accents, and have an ingrained sense of superiority and hatred towards their parent nation/culture, and are both stuffed to the gills with poisonous spiders, snakes, and godless creatures like armadillos and koalas. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. I'm a Texan

[@Delta-es1lg]

Whoo, Texan party!

[@LuisHernandez-ss2fc]

I don't care what anyone says, I'm confident to believe that Magnus really turned into an Australian and Kitten wasn't hallucinating any of what he saw. Fight me, heretics.

[@alexer52]

Agreed.

[@Servellion]

The box is still there, and the Astartes Magnus stuffed in there was still inside. So it did happen.

[@CptMacTavish-sg7hj]

Steve Irving 2.0

[@Finalhellmaster]

YOU LOT WANNA FOIT?!

[@Will_jetz]

@@Finalhellmaster W'ELL BREAK INTO UR REALIQUARY UR SCROWDER!!!

[@ulfur9656]

Magnus is clearly having far too much fun here. Its official. Magnus is shit faced here. I love it.

[@theorangechao200tv]

No, i'm just naturally like that.

[@ulfur9656]

@@theorangechao200tv Even better. Complete accurate portrayal of Australian wildlife.

[@ulfur9656]

@ivan ivanovitch ivanovsky Better idea. We get Magnus, Russ, Vulkan and the Emperor all in the same room, *then* give them LSD.

[@26th_Primarch]

@@ulfur9656 Warp Dust...

[@unluckyone1655]

Arent Australians always shit faced though?

[@typhus7437]

*video buffers Me: PLAY WANKA

[@BananaChicken21]

KZbin, eventually : ALRIGHTFINE

[@TheSynthPunk]

All this father-son dynamic between Magnus and Magpies is so great considering the lore

[@waynes.wilson6616]

Didgeridoo megalovania. Didn't know I'd need that until now, but now I'm thankful it exists.

[@MrHinchapelotas]

Actually it was more likely a kazoo

[@anonymouscrab2013]

@@MrHinchapelotas A... Didgekazoo?

[@accywacky2699]

Megalovania goes with ANYTHING

[@tanall5959]

@@accywacky2699 Goes with crotalids too, seeing as they were singing along.

[@yungmalaria]

can you digeriDONT?

[@mdruffel]

My new headconon is that Magnus has to use a lot of power to keep himself from going full Aussie in the warp

[@TheSleepingSeer]

His _true_ true form.

[@tuor8087]

Magnus has definitely gone up in my estimation. Would love to see him and Vulkan on warp safari.

[@mpcrauzer]

Mix rogal and corax in the trip and its perfect

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

So magnus going full Australia and vulkan hugging or booping the snoot

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

But you can't fortify while moving, so what would Rogal do

[@Belllcross]

@@HappyBeezerStudios you are underestimating rogal.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

It was him, Rogal Dorn, who created the tank. It's like a fortress, but it can move.

[@jakobtonkin9712]

As an Aussie, this has brought me no end of entertainment

[@johnsmithfakename8422]

Many years later. It is my head cannon that all this happened. Magnus was trolling Kitten for giggles.

[@TheGreatThicc]

This episode has to be my favourite for Magnus. The way he says "HELL RIDE WITHOUT A PADDLE!" is priceless

[@khartog01]

Blood Ravens? And Magnus? I love family reunions.

[@studyinsteel5186]

This meme needs to die.

[@mr.killwolf6667]

no

[@matminecraft01]

StudyinSteel it’s actually canon due to blood ravens having a higher librarian number and they were founded from ex thousand sons ships that were on patrol away from prospero

[@ShadyOakMinistries]

@@matminecraft01 They confirmed what happened to them in Path of Heaven. They all died of the flesh-change or became one of the founding members of the Grey Knights. The Blood Ravens were confirmed by the companies that own and invented them, THQ and Relic, that they are Ultramarines. The reason they are so secretive is because the high number of psykers shows gene-seed corruption. If the Inquisition got wind of the association, then a third of the Imperium's Space Marines are now compromised and about as trustworthy to the Ordo Hereticus as a Dark Angel or Flesh Tearer. It was only after the Aurelia Crusade and the purging of their own ranks that they proved their loyalty and could be open about their history again. That is canon.

[@andrewalther4353]

@@ShadyOakMinistries Where did you find that?

[@NacnudPinky]

2:38 CROIKY ITS A BLOODY CROTALID CORRR LOOK AT THE SISE OF THE BEAUT SHE’S POSITIVELY MASSIVE IT NEEDS THE MUSIC OF MAGNUS’S GOSH DARN DIDGERIDOO

[@merrittanimation7721]

I half expected when they started talking about time dilation for the short to end with the gang being transported to the far future where the Imperium has collapsed and Kitten recreating the end of Planet of the Apes. Then it turns out to be a hallucination.

[@rustkarl]

I’m Australian and this is hilarious. I love these shorts. The references to the possibility of Blood Ravens being loyalist Thousand Sons were writing gold. Using these two hilarious meme lords was hilarious as well.

[@rustkarl]

Megarachnids aren’t what you need to worry about... it’s the Bloody Magpies

[@squeaky1963]

Every Australian becomes possessed by Steve Irwin when they see a crocodile this is true

[@felipedelrioalvarez6335]

Yes ?

[@ernestolorenzobornales188]

"I'm not taking any lip from you, child." Implying as if the Blood Ravens are the sons of Magnus the Red

[@bakserswagger]

They are tho

[@markusallen102]

Technically they are his nephews Edit: ok my apologies I’m thinking of the blood angels

[@SlaughterH05]

2:04 Kitten directly states it.

[@lolnowwat2617]

ok this might be late. But there are many reasons to believe the Blood Ravens are the Gene Sons of Magnus the red. First of all the most of the chapter believes their Primarch unknown. But in Dawn of War 2 it is hinted that Davian Thule together with Gabrielle Angelos Found the truth about their Primarch. But they vowed to keep it a secret since it seems there are Heretical reasons about it. Second of all. The Blood Ravens have a Gene Mutation that causes them to have more Psykers than any other Chapter. And guess what, the Thousand Sons have that specific Mutation too, caused by Tzeentch. There are more reasons but these are the most obvious ones. Hope it helped.

[@Tom_Cruise_Missile]

@@lolnowwat2617 perhaps tzeentch enjoys their thieving ways too much to just kill them, so he removed the flesh change and unleashed them upon the galaxy?

[@lachlanbold8319]

As far as phrases you don’t want to hear go, ‘warp travelling crocodile’ is only slightly behind ‘this needle is floppy’.

[@andreykuzmin4355]

Steve Irwin got to be patron saint of Catachan Jungle Fighters.

[@SunchaserKandri]

Thank you so much to the entire TTS crew for sharing this wonderful, silly series with us. You all put a lot of work into the series and it *really* shows.

[@benjohnson8524]

I am so happy Borealle and Diomedes have been picked up for the adventure :D

[@sindrimyr5351]

well who doesnt want to go on an adventure with dad?

[@huntereyeofdarkwood5417]

FORCE COMMANDER GET OUR FATHER

[@26th_Primarch]

GAmeRS...

[@OnlyDeathIsEternal]

Isn't is just reverse Blood Ravens? Like you steal Blood Ravens?

[@jonahharris1908]

The Lord Umber As do I! :D

[@TemplarBlonic]

2:08 sums up Magnus’ entire social life in a nutshell post-Horus Heresy.

[@glasslaughter824]

Magnus didn't have a kangaroo wife? *disappointment*

[@cheerfulpessimist952]

"I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife!" "𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚!"

[@blacktemplarboy1323]

@@cheerfulpessimist952 R.I.P kitten0706, i see what you did there... Team Faboulous 2.

[@LordVader1094]

@@blacktemplarboy1323 The best damn video on KZbin.

[@doom7ish]

@@cheerfulpessimist952 Team Fabulous 2 good times.

[@HORRIOR1]

"you LANGUID BASTARDS" Is the new way I will address other members in a group project when they don't pull their weight XD

[@mex_I.M]

I squuled more than Arier in one of its reaction videos on this episode.

[@sparta0579]

"PLAY, WANKA !!!" Aaaaand... I'm laughing to death.

[@fabricattogeneral9401]

Can confirm our spiders are the size of the Megarachnids

[@thefirstprimariscatosicari6870]

I, Cato Sicarius, ex-Captain of the second Ultramarine company, Master of the Watch, Knight Champion of Macragge, Grand Duke of Talassar, High Suzerain of Ultramar, Primaris Marine, commander of the Primarch Guilliman Victrix Guard, Guilliman student, possible next Chapter Master and possible heir to the title of Lord Regent (the last two are highly heretical speculations done by other people) have never clicked so fast on a notification. Also ORDO SICARIUS PRESENT! WE WILL PROVIDE COURAGE AND HONOUR! AND ENGAGE AIRCRAFTS IN MELEE!

[@thefirstprimariscatosicari6870]

Fly me closer! I want to hit them with my sword! www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/8i1oxl/book_excerptblades_of_damocles_cato_sicarius/dyra8j3

[@joshp5563]

Is it bad that I read all of that in Sicarius' TTS voice?

[@thefirstprimariscatosicari6870]

@@joshp5563 No.

[@thefirstprimariscatosicari6870]

@Iron Hands Terminator But now I, Cato Sicarius, as the third or fourth most important person in the Imperium and outranking Calgar himself, say this to you: I, Cato Sicarius, have changed, so stop using outdated info.

[@Semperiratus]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK UP SHINY SHITMUNCH

[@OGSpaceMarine]

Yay! Blood Ravens get to be with their Primarch!

[@magnustheredxv]

I don't see Trazyn anywhere.

[@ChickenFartx]

@@magnustheredxv I've never heard that before but now I'll never forget it either

[@birb125]

Wah

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

@@birb125 "A very tired ork"

[@bloodraven7237]

Shush your not supposed to know that

[@GasMaskTrenchCoat]

Crikey! The Megarachnids from planet Murder!

[@Persona6Blue]

Let's murder Murder :D

[@fumarc4501]

Wot beauties!

[@randomcenturion7264]

"Languid Bastards" is now one of my favourite Magnus quotes.

[@preachymink9468]

"Shut it, meat *BABY*" one of my new favorite magnus qoutes.

[@BananaChicken21]

Aww, no love for "PLAY, WANKA !" ?

[@BlackOctoberFox]

A didgeridoo solo that starts off as the Crash Bandicoot theme and devolves into Megalovania... I'm not sure what you guys are smoking but I want some.

[@requiem762]

Warp dust is a helluva drug, man.

[@rongxiaoren6962]

@@requiem762 yeah

[@kurtmorales7644]

Magnus being the father to the Blood Ravens, A dream come true!

[@warmasterahriman4644]

Solarchos which heresy book was that?

[@trolldrool]

@@warmasterahriman4644 I think it was A Thousand Sons by Graham McNeill. A psyker had a vision about lost sons and a raven of blood. It should probably also be mentioned that many Heresy authors were not happy with his or the editor's decision to include that bit as it felt too much like confirming what essentially started as just a fan-theory and erasing some of the mystery that make them love writing the 40k universe.

[@spawnof200]

@@trolldrool that feel when people believe the fan canon so hard is becomes true canon

[@darrianweathington1923]

kurt morales I mean... he is red... and has wings... and is ready to turn traitor at the flip of a micro switch... so YEAH

[@SamueL-td7fb]

@@spawnof200 DoEz dAt mEeN wE iZ ZOGGIN ORKZ?

[@LeavingNight]

I like that due to thir sheer size and strength meaning they aren't in danger, the Primarchs just don't fear monsters. (Like Hagrid in Harry Potter)

[@heiniknallkopp9688]

Just like Vulkan. I wanna boop da snoot!

[@stephenflint3640]

The giant super post genetic mega fuckers juggled regular ork boys, nobz, and bosses for fun. Most of the gribbly shit in the galaxy would be the equivalent of cranky lambs in a petting zoo to them. Especially Vulkan. I WANT TA BOOP DA SNOOT.

[@CryingZombie666]

@Stephen Flint Vulkan*

[@stephenflint3640]

@@CryingZombie666 just realized this now cuz you pointed it out... I blame autocorrect for it.

[@CryingZombie666]

@Stephen Flint Just fix it and Vulkan will hug you forever.

[@ericward8459]

'S not about believing, mate. It's about seeing... And I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!!

[@ZoranTheBear]

Oh no.

[@ami6325]

Oh yes!

[@fulcrum2951]

Oh no

[@ami6325]

@@fulcrum2951 OOOOHHH YEEES!

[@wotrock6563]

Oh yes!

[@repulser93]

And now I’m getting flashbacks to The Clash at the Demonhead (Scott Pilgrim vs. the World).

[@Ghradri]

Rare footage of a red australian father educating his kleptomaniac not at all sons about the majesty of the dimensional bush

[@sd501st5]

Colorized

[@Zohess]

I'm not familiar what chapter Magnus lead but, I thought it was those power-armored magicians known as the Thousand Sons? And not the Blood Ravens?

[@str1gon]

@@Zohess The Blood Ravens are rumored to be from the genetic stock of Magnus, implying that the ravens are descended from the Thousands Sons, so yeah, Magnus is the gene-father of the ravens... but who knows, maybe we'll never know for sure

[@Zohess]

@@str1gon There are chapters who doesn't have clear knowledge who their respective Primarchs? Also, many thanks for the speedy response, Bruva.

[@Xo-3130]

@@str1gon It's heavily implied in one of the Horus Hersey short stories that they are.

[@gorthaur3800]

Notice that Kitten called Magnus "father" next to BLOOD RAVENS!

[@phantomwraith1984]

And those blood ravens just casually joined the Custodes and no one questions it

[@AbadonXXX]

magnus: *sees crotalid* IMMA TOUCH IT!

[@falros7402]

AbadonXXX bop the snoot

[@Irmarinen]

I WOULD LIKE TO PET THIS CREATURE!

[@Novel272]

Yep, he's definitely related to Vulkan... 😂

[@austincrisp9829]

Crotalid: *_AAAAAG_* Magnus: IT'S *A N G R Y* ! It's angry.

[@HappyBirthday0707]

Can I just say I was watching some old TTS last week (as you do) and Zegram's voice acting as Magnus has come on in absolute leaps and bounds compared to what it was. Props to him for the effort, Magnus is one of the best voiced characters in the show now IMO.

[@nicholasfallbrook9810]

Yeah, I can't wait to see what he does in episode 27.

[@wardenoforder5164]

Well...know I’m going to be spending the entires worth of reading “Thousand Sons” imagining Magnus being Australian

[@voidimperial1179]

*BRUVA LIVES* /stomp stomp/ *BRUVA LIVES* /stomp stomp/

[@natethegreat7967]

💀 /// CELEBRATORY STOMPING IN PROGRESS /// 💀

[@Irmarinen]

Ha Ha HA!

[@enzoyanggie24]

SPESS MERHEENS TODEY BRUVA ALFA UPLOADED A NEW VIDEO

[@Siegberg91]

We shall send him to space

[@trainfan-ks5hk]

Oh god what is that!? Crotalids: *kreature death sound*

[@Fighterpilot555]

*AAAAGG*

[@opusmagnus26]

@@Fighterpilot555 Kremling noises.

[@muadzm9496]

Oh god that Steve Irwin reference XD Edit: what the hell Kitten....Xd

[@BlitzkreigNZ]

BRUVA I AM PINNED HERE!

[@ErzbischofAmurael]

Holy shit that just absolutely killed me haha

[@MegatronSmurf]

This should be the pinned post

[@Mooke_Maykr]

He forgot to carry a big gun

[@randomtechpriest8460]

Techpriest Enginseer NOOOO!

[@TheJonyfication]

Force Commander, it is only us

[@DerangedShark1]

at 0:03 if i'm not mistaken they are playing Spyro: year of the dragon and are on one of Sgt. James Byrd's levels ... i can tell from the theme that is playing and the sound of one of the collectible eggs being found

[@tomstradetable6940]

It is, even the bomb drop and death sound...I mean... WARRRRRRGGGGG

[@Loki1701e]

Lol i heard it

[@Gendercultist]

it's definitely his first level which is cool

[@insert5585]

As an Australian, let me just say that this is perfectly accurate and in no way a misrepresentation of life down under.

[@TheSilversepiroth]

I don't know what's more concerning, the fact that Kitten doesn't know about Steve Irwin or that the warp-travelling crocadillians are canon

[@MrGhjkl63]

I require more Magnus channeling Steve Irwin

[@lukashirmgard4505]

0/10 Not enough swearing to be Australian

[@crispyblindead2413]

ImmaPopo This is basically the equivalent of saying Steve Erwin isn’t Australian. And the entire bloody continent would scream *CAHNT* the moment they heard that.

[@MultiMattysmith]

Haha as a proud aussie never apologies keep up the awesome work Also have to say best use of aussie slang ever

[@BIGBOSS-bu1jt]

I never realised how close the aussie accent was to an orks until this video

[@zeche8477]

BIG BOSS An wez preppin' a true an propah WAAAAAAAGH!

[@OnDavidsBrain]

Warp traveling crocodiles. Congratulations this is officially Archer's worst nightmare.

[@TheArklyte]

Hmm, aren't Diomedes and Boreale technically murder machines in their own right? Not on Kitten level of course, but it'll still be fun to see him act like all mafia boss while they beat someone up as loyal henchmen.

[@ARandomCustodian]

Kitten being a custodian he would be an excellent gamer. His reaction time and aiming are exceptional being one of us in the 10 thousand. He is also functionally immortal so he has the potential has thousands of years of gaming experience.

[@Pikeya]

I died of laughter when Mangus went full Steve Irwin. Yep, his vioce actor isn't an Aussie.

[@grimmover]

"BROTHA I AM PINNED HERE" Always cracks me up.

[@yorha42s]

It lives!

[@sarahstarchild8495]

As an Australian, I approve of Magnus Erwin.

[@zeche8477]

Rip Steve Irwin, murdered by a Chaos Sting Ray

[@navilluscire2567]

@@zeche8477 Honestly the thought that there may actually be some sort of *"warp-ray"* type daemon living in the shallows of the sea of souls is terrifying to be honest...

[@bigchungus842]

@@navilluscire2567 its called a Screamer of Tzeentch. It's a real daemon. And it's a stingray. Your worst fear is now realized.

[@navilluscire2567]

@@bigchungus842 Oh bloody wonderful...but cool, thanks! Although I've always liked the idea of warp predators based on ancient Terra's (previously known as "Earth") predatory animals that are not affiliated with nor a part of the ruinous powers of "Chaos". (like the crotalids, warp-wolves, those psychic bugs whoms name I've forgotten..)

[@cesare_1302]

When you realise the Bloodraven are working with their father Magnus... perfect

[@Jackstalkerfear]

What happens when your bored, have some of the voice actors at the ready ... and just rewatched the focking crocodile hunter .....

[@Darkrunn]

5:17 - 6:10 is perfect. Basically everything I love about TTS (except big E) in one skit. Awesome.

[@sword4005]

honestly this just showed Magnus is his father son, this warp trolling by Magnus would make the emperor proud

[@dr.bennett7971]

I do love how the blood raven's are there with magnus, they are the last part of his legion that was uncorrupted

[@karmagator2312]

Megalomania on a digerdidoo... wat

[@Theonetruefinalboss]

Thank you! I wasn't the only one who heard it.

[@FiresideBoomer]

As an Australian I can confirm that this is 100% accurate to what the country is actually like

[@Hesric]

*Roll 5d10 insanity*

[@Mrcow314]

Didn’t put points in con, just died.

[@rusty6789]

Only War insanity or other Insanity?

[@Hesric]

@@rusty6789 Dark Heresy so technically other?

[@rusty6789]

@@Hesric I know nothing of Dark Heresy so i don't know how Insanity works there

[@Hesric]

@@rusty6789 Exactly the same. Just different quirks.

[@mjburden8086]

“Force Commander! It is us now.” “Damn” Why is that the best line I’ve heard in ages from TTS

[@YeagerBomb-ww3bn]

I so hope that Gabriel Angelos shows up and Magnus tells him, "I am your Primarch!" That would be awesome!

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

Alfa, what dark Eldar level drugs did you snort while making this?

[@shotgunjustice9605]

Shit-loads of warp dust

[@Xboxzilla]

@@shotgunjustice9605 ONLY THE BEST FROM KALDOR DRAIGO

[@gabrielaubry1334]

I don't think it's what he snorted, but WHO he snorted...

[@annabella1650]

All of them, all the drugs and then some.

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

After the last video, it’s clear that Ork Burgers were the culprit.

[@vicwolfrin]

So does kitten imagine Magnus as a demon pimarch Steve Erwin

[@frankg2790]

Probably.

[@rustkarl]

Steve Irwin as a giant neckbearded cyclops.... excuse me what?

[@konnosx1213]

Magnus disapproves of your name and profile pick As well as mine...

[@Earthstar_Review]

It took me a very long time to realize that Magnus probably didn't use a gellar field because he knows what the "battery" inside is.

[@2qup2]

Whats the battery?

[@Earthstar_Review]

The battery is a sedated psycher,@@2qup2 The field is the projected dreams of said psycher. Many die while sedated, meaning they basically spend their lives without really living.

[@wattambor5043]

As an Australian, I can confirm everything depicted here to be 100% accurate.

[@rejectedwarinc.8614]

Ah, what a hell of a morning to wake up to TTS.

[@nguyenten6877]

i need a song of the custodes playing the- *D I D G E R I D O O*

[@corbangabriel6476]

Thank you I’ve been having withdrawals from text-to-speech. This might hold me over for now.

[@GundamChief]

2:50 - Alright. Magnus has gone full fucking Australian now.

[@thearsonism7886]

What's cool is that the Blood Ravens are a Thousand Sons successor chapter (But loyal) so "You can thank father Magnus for that." Is actually somewhat accurate.

[@unluckyone1655]

So is the warp Australia? Or is Australia the warp?

[@eyeof3ndr364]

Yes

[@lioneljonson8556]

I am Alpharius

[@zeche8477]

Well, we did lose a war to the emu menace. I suspect Chaos was involved.

[@TrueArgons]

No.

[@thefirstprimariscatosicari6870]

The Warp is wannabe Catachan. Catachan is wannabe Earth. Earth is Space Australia. Australia is *AUSTRALIA.*

[@Sami-pi4bg]

I didn't know how much I needed this video in my life.

[@byronsmothers8064]

2:29 this is the moment Magnus slipped out of the time anomaly, kitten remained trapped there perceptively longer, merely hallucinating Aussie Magnus.

[@senorcapitandiogenes2068]

By the emperor. Bruva, I am hit.....I mean, bruva, this is god-machine-levels of good!

[@arturovillarreal2129]

I have no idea of i what just saw, but my belly hurts PS: Didgeroo megalovania full when?

[@weldonwin]

As soon as Stringstorm is done with the latest season of 40K Singing Idols

[@morganpriest7726]

6:14 HE SAID THE THING

[@spacecore94]

The sound Magnus makes while he crawls is the funniest thing ever