The BEST WORST Rap Verses

[@modernmusicmayhem769]

“And I get her…grocery bag”

[@christianbolisca1493]

He could’ve said, “I got her n*gga, and Weezy put her on the map.”

[@-Scrapper-]

Copyright strike this comment. somebody. quick

[@304Dolo]

everytime I heard that, I was left flabbergasted and confused

[@kelvinnguyen7883]

OOH BABY

[@tomboz777]

Classic TitS episode.

[@MrJakewray]

I can't express to you how much a lot of British people love that Giggs verse and especially when he says "batman, danananana"

[@reallycaughtnow]

The way @AlfoMedia doesn't understand jerky is far more indicative of the lack of respect UK rappers have in the USA.

[@willardmatsaudza3101]

Oh we love that part 😂😂😂

[@Starkweather133]

I've seen so many people lose it to that bar. Usually me

[@someguy3752]

"Jerky" is also a way of moving in which you abruptly stop and start, kind of like twitching.

[@radicard5193]

Kanye's verse in the This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race is the most Kanye guest verse ever. Imagine Kanye making a verse with the only material he had being the song name and a picture of the band.

[@thomasnelson5758]

That verse always has me dying laughing lmfao

[@6Senor]

Kanye's verse is completely hilarious. Mf admits in the verse that he doesn't know what is the song about 💀

[@nateds7326]

He rhymes fall out boy with Ball out boy, that's a goated shitty bar

[@radicard5193]

@@nateds7326 don't forget Nuts Hang All out boy

[@rksh5985]

Kanye verse “ none of us would be here without cum” is still the best silly bad verse ever xD.

[@DeathByDubstep101]

poopity scoop

[@nonsmarts660]

is he wrong tho?

[@dalbian]

Common's verse on Get Em High is just incredible, "Real rappers is hard to find like a remote, control rap is out of" is just wild

[@ssykes32]

My all-time favorite line has to be from the Three 6 Mafia classic Sippin on Some Syrup. " We eat so many shrimp, I got iodine poisoning " 🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤 ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@aross-hb6jl]

this comes in my mind multiple times a day

[@kartierglory]

Side note I don't think anyone caught about girls girls girls, when Jay-Z goes over the types of chicken for the girls, he says CURRY chicken for the Indian girl, we just establish was native American 😂 nobody ever points that out

[@MrJakewray]

I think he is saying he doesn't know what kind of Indian when he said what tribe she with, red dot (Asian) or feather (American)

[@Vikdeb25502]

That whole song was badly racist

[@seancox1651]

“fell in love with the pen started fucking the ink” - rick ross

[@radicard5193]

One of my favorite bad verses comes from Red by IDK, Westside Gunn, Jay Electronica and MF Doom. Jay's verse at the end has him suddenly spitting antivaxx rhetoric and not trusting Dr. Fauci. Then by the time you're processing what the hell he's just said, the song abruptly ends. This has been the strangest ending to a song I have ever heard.

[@naturebigfan6387]

I just listened and the worst part is the DOOM feature literally like ten words

[@zacharywoloszynski4258]

I heard that song for the first time yesterday

[@soob5856]

it's satire right? i've always wondered this

[@zacharywoloszynski4258]

@@soob5856 Jay’s also been anti-Semitic in the past, so I wouldn’t put it passed him

[@radicard5193]

@@zacharywoloszynski4258 on that note Jay Electronica has another poorly aged feature on Chance the Rapper's "How Great" It feels really weird listening to a rapper preach how great God is only to see him switch sides years later

[@edahnndlovu274]

Waka Flocka on Wild Boy from MGK is easily my favourite bad verse. What makes it better is in the music video he says he doesn't think he's a good rapper. I still listen to it today, and it never stops being fun

[@gascap3]

ASAP Ferg's cookies is going to be stuck in my head forever now, thanks for that.

[@TheFovak]

I unoironically love batman, da-na-na-na-nah. I've never questioned it, never doubted it, it's always been true and perfect to me

[@stevesmith5883]

Future on King's dead is a great example of this. He was on a track with Kendrick and decided to go with "ladidadida, slob on me knob"

[@jamespc1996]

Chitty chitty bang, murder everythang

[@rethabilemoloi3490]

That part always makes me cringe badly 😖

[@mwangimathew919]

Wanna hear a full version of Alfo singing that Bed rock chorus

[@ByDobson]

LMAO hearing you read the Giggs lyrics is hilarious coming from a Brit. Giggs a legend. Jerky means twitchy lol.

[@illford]

That verse was the best part of KMT

[@siobhannicolson5566]

congrats mate, im now gonna have asap ferg saying "COOKIES" stuck in my head

[@brake6015]

I think the lil wayne soccer line may have actually been about soccer DRILLs which have pacer-test like running around cones to get breath control and pacing trained. if u watch soccer practices you'll see like 10 kids going back and forth sometimes, at least in my school this was how they were trained

[@joelwilcox5424]

Giggs has used that Batman line twice lol. It's also in Man Don't Care by JME

[@barry4649]

Giggs verses are like that most of the time, no rapper is similar to him at all and he’s an absolute legend for that

[@aaronfilji1236]

“Chew on me like fresh grapes” - Missy Elliot

[@trustworthydan]

Ive been bunging your channel. I really enjoy the topic of music, spread out over different genres. I also like your approach to every video, in the sense that its mostly satire and fun. Good content.

[@maverickREAL]

Girls Girls Girls to pretty much any track on 4:44 (except for that ONE line on Story of OJ that's a little bit antisemitic, most likely unintentionally) is truly a redemption arc

[@ri-oj1ul]

I have a vague recollection of that last song and i never really paid attention to what it was about but i was convinced he got her a bag of groceries and was announcing this with a great deal of pride.

[@mddsddsdshs6397]

to understand the madness of batman da na na da na you gotta listen to man dont care by jme, theres not really anything extra that makes it a hard line but it just is, its grime and its the line between drill and goofy

[@Scp716creativecommons]

Name dropping goalies had me like.... huh?🤣🤣👊 fkn Brill man, like a scrape pad.... something about krill, i don't know, i can't even write poetry

[@camilaa1567]

as a Sonic fan the Drake sample is a surprise, but then I remember that machine girl, Michael Jackson and Kellin Quinn are somehow related with sonic music

[@KUM0]

This could be a video about half of Young Thug discog to be honest

[@willardmatsaudza3101]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 for real that nigga says the most random shit and but it works 😂😂😂

[@YeeSoest]

I think this is one of the many occasions to remind everyone who hasn't yet: Listen to Xzibit's body of work, at least ONCE force yourself to witness that insane development in every single aspect of rap, music, manhood, humanity, success, confidence, insecurity...the man touched on everything, has incredible poetic pieces coming out of nowhere in every track, great collabs, different styles, A BALLAD here and there, unique flow and rhythm...treat yourself to some 6 or so hours of good old fashioned gangster rap and tell me it didn't give you a vast amount of new insight and perspective...and a couple of beats and lines stuck in your head for weeks!

[@TheWheelsMaster]

I love Giggs’ verse on KMT tbf

[@willardmatsaudza3101]

You from the uk cause only us uk niggas fuck with that verse 😂😂😂

[@TheWheelsMaster]

@@willardmatsaudza3101 It’s easier to love him when you’ve heard Talkin Da Hardest and his older shit lmao nowadays his stuff dont hold up but i still like how smooth he spits, laid back.

[@willardmatsaudza3101]

@@TheWheelsMaster exactly that’s why I asked if you are from the uk we know what giggs means to the scene so we allow his later verses and take them for what they are no one looking for bars just flow and vibe 🤣🤣🤣 but he’s still a legend

[@TheWheelsMaster]

@@willardmatsaudza3101 Yeah his pen game is lacking crazy, and he does himself dirty cos he’ll have songs with Ghetts or Dave and he just approaches the writing way differently. Like on Crud you got Ghetts going off, and Giggs saying “Slapped up shakey. Wake him up, wakey wakey” 💀

[@willardmatsaudza3101]

@@TheWheelsMaster 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that wakey wakey bar fam the first time I heard that I was like wtf whilst ghetts is barring off so much but you gotta allow him 🤣🤣

[@midniteauthor]

Liked for the unexpected Kepa and Pirlo reference.

[@alexcervantes3155]

God the MLS reference, love it

[@barry4649]

Was not expecting Kepa Arrizabalaga to get a shoutout in this video 😂, he’s a legend though

[@SamanthaKressler-kb9vo]

Dope pic of the comedy cellar

[@lc4375]

Love your content man keep up the good work😃👍🏿

[@gregkelland]

Hahaha I could tell you were on the verge of cracking up laughing when reading some of these.

[@mosespf]

need a 2nd part of this

[@FernandoLopez-op4zc]

“Cause the same people that tried to black ball me Forgot about two things, my black balls”-Kanye west gorgeous

[@KelleyGreenEcstasy]

Alfo, why aren't you on nebula? I keep wanting to hear the music while you're talking and it sucks it's not playing.

[@Life-Is-Random]

Do more videos roasting the comments, this was hilarious

[@cinna4462]

a great example of this is watsky’s exquisite corpse (or any of his other silly songs)

[@ZycroniumGD]

lol you should listen to acid souljah if u wanna hear funny rap lyrics

[@JamalW239]

Watch a video of Giggs performing KMT in England. If you’re from the US, you wouldn’t get the colloquialisms or references.

[@gregwoodin5630]

Andrea Pirlo is such a G 😂 love to see him shouted out here

[@happyMOO5]

Big Sean BETTER be on this list! I STG

[@Madkalibyr]

7:46 this line will be with me for the rest of my life

[@marcrobinson4907]

“White girl” has been slang for cocaine since the the 1930’s I believe.

[@sethu5742]

Funny thing is,this what actually became of Drake's rapping(best-worst)

[@LarrySwishamane]

IDK if your observation of a Girls, Girls, Girls as a “Comedy Central” roast is INCREDIBLY POIGNANT, ironically accurate when coupled with the long debated question “could Eddie murphy’s come out today?” Fuck it….🚩 iNeed booth review (1:44)

[@jalencooper3671]

Tru - I Always Feel Like 2nd verse by Silk The Shocker

[@jasongreen6826]

How can you not understand fingers being jerky means shooting people

[@DeathByDubstep101]

did lil wayne watch a 2015 football match before writing his verse in the 2009 song bedrock? we’ll never know

[@no1u521]

11:14 😭😭

[@GibusWearingMann]

shout out to Jay Rock (he gotta go get it, he gotta go get it, he gotta go get it, he gotta go get it)

[@jimmyvanilla5285]

Pockets on shrek, rockets on deck

[@harrisonkaltenbach7325]

Lol I love the random soccer rant

[@MFgabesylar3030]

If gudda gudda ain’t on here…

[@TKO_CEY]

Pirlo's old. Shout out to you for knowing how to pronounce kepas last name tho

[@Ambatakum1500]

Batman danananaahh

[@PaulBeenisYourFriend]

Kepa usually runs on to the pitch tho

[@tylerhackner9731]

Love your vids

[@him4690]

Yo jay was spittin

[@amanwithaperm5142]

I respect the video but kepa is shocking

[@twite5462]

Girls girls girls was actually released on 9/11, not slightly after

[@S0appy-t8w]

Yeah but I mean ghetto symphony goes hard tho

[@taqeevernon3799]

y’all gotta stop disrespecting the grocery bag smh 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@magikbeatz]

Word bruh . Thats top tier lyricism

[@beepinglybooped]

2:54 jerky means like twitchy

[@bloomcity]

SWIMMING IN THE MONEY COME AND FIND ME, NEMO.

[@rodmunch6865]

Bro didn't even mention Kanye Wests E.T. feature, that whole verse was trash lmao

[@koiboi1562]

What are your thoughts on yachty album

[@Sourdough_breads]

Hey alfo!

[@yaboyegreja7750]

What were they cooking 🤔

[@mcride1242]

GIGGS DID THE BATMAN GAG ON KMT TOO???? THAT'S TWICE. HE DID IT ON MAN DON'T CARE BY JME HOW DID HE GET AWAY WITH IT TWICE??????

[@JamalW239]

‘Everyone’s suits the same colour as Batman’s’

[@billynewyears3044]

Bro sound like a whole hater talkin bout the girls girls girls verse

[@mosespf]

call me a younging but man Jay Z is one of the corniest rappers i've heard

[@bbluva21]

Have to look up multiple songs to play along with this info, 2/10 format

[@Pigmcginnyrig]

Now if I…

[@projp9057]

Hi

[@ryadachaibou8098]

Jay-Z has so many corny verses, I could never understand why people would ever consider him the GOAT.

[@josephhereford4293]

"Pick a side, pick a side..."...drake Leave their past lyrics alone...they wrote the soundtrack to your life...are you mad at them or your life?

[@nic5250]

Teakshi and Tom don’t make bad music at all 🤨

[@unoriginal_name7091]

They both suck. 69's music is dumb shouty flexing by a convicted pedophile. Tom MacDonald doesn't even make songs, he just lists dumb conservative talking points from 2015 in a monotonous flow. He's not "speaking the truth" or "calling out" anyone, he's a Fox News sycophant with all the depth of a damp floor.

[@nic5250]

@@unoriginal_name7091 teakshi is actually fire and is pretty original in his own right. He really brought in the new wave emo / screamo rap… and apart from even his trap rap he has pretty fun and good songs with Manuel AA, nicki minaj, pnb rock, etc… that aren’t just “a pedlphile screaming” as you so dumbly put it 😂. Lmao teakshi was 1 year out of high school when he slept with a freshman. Big whoop. And I just ran back “fake woke” for you too, funny how you say he’s not speaking the truth or calling out anyone when you’re exactly the person he’s calling out. Literally in another comment you said “fuck it it’s funny idc that jayz is misogynistic it slaps in the car with the boys” I wouldn’t really expect you to have a working functioning brain to listens to toms Music with 😂 and don’t bother responding to me because I can’t deal with people like you. So absolutely lost. Have a great life being a lost little boy

[@domcash1132]

Bait

[@johngerygooz3251]

Are you joking? Based on your profile picture, you've a good taste in hip-hop. You must be joking.

[@domcash1132]

@@johngerygooz3251 my thoughts exactly nobody with a Madvillainy pfp would say this unless he was tryna start a flame war

[@mikerobertson1101]

i dislike this

[@mdfan2995]

I can’t believe your trying to cancel Jay Z’s best song. You should be cancelled. When he’s joking about the African chick he’s giving a nod to arguably one of the most iconic sets in the history of stand up. Jay Z is a misogynistic persona nobody has ever had a problem with that except you apparently.

[@unoriginal_name7091]

Yeah man that shit's fucking funny. I'm not putting it on all the time, but it slaps when you're vibing with the boys.

[@nic5250]

@@unoriginal_name7091 Yea you’re black for sure. That’s why you don’t like Tom or Tekashi

[@mdfan2995]

@@unoriginal_name7091 your right it is funny. I don’t see why anyone would take it seriously.

[@zacbrown3797]

Why are people mad that drake copied xxx rapping style? Rappers have using other people's music in their "songs" for years. So I don't see how this is any different.

[@boejudden9011]

Because there’s a difference between an honorable nod to another artist, and using another artist’s style to further your own career. It’s a fine line, but it’s a line. This happened with jazz too, it’s not new

[@kionnakelly2918]

Why is the word “songs” in quotes?

[@mdfan2995]

@@kionnakelly2918 It doesn’t make sense

[@sugarrookieart]

The word songs is quotes makes you look dumb

[@zacbrown3797]

@@boejudden9011 Sure, but at the end of the day you weren't talented enough to make something that is your own.