Alfred can fight🥶

[@moviemayhem93]

movie - batman bad blood music - flawless- yeat

[@dr.devoxxiedev2768]

Thanks for telling us the song most others never say the name of the song

[@MALEVOLANT2099]

Ye bro,thank you

[@fearlesstryhard1316]

YOU STUPIDS DIDNT KNOW CUZ IT HAD TO BE ANIMATED FOR YOU ALLL OF US REAL G ALREADY KNEW ALFRED WOULD BE BETTER BATMAN

[@Benj3n]

@anonlaheywhat do you listen to

[@yaboighandiyo6510]

You're the goat, youd be surprised how many cool shorts exist about batman stuff that idk how to get to because of the lack of citations lol

[@gluttonousgoddess]

Dude's a retired veteran who helped train one of the best hand to hand fighting superheroes. He got hands for days.

[@HyPhuyenTheSwordPrince]

He may be old but even we are impressed. Even Mad Hatter got his mind blown in reaction since Alfred has both a smart and brawn IQ.

[@LittleBlackbirdRaven]

Wasn't he British Secret Service or something similar?

[@HyPhuyenTheSwordPrince]

@@LittleBlackbirdRaven if you're thinking of The Kingsman Services, very funny. Lol!

[@TheBatmanofyoutube]

​​@@LittleBlackbirdRaven SAS. One of, if not THE most hardest training in europe im pretty sure

[@nagatouzumaki4047]

He even stomped superman in a fight

[@dubleCC]

Alfred is the definition of *"Call an ambulance, but not for me".*

[@robertbusek30]

He’s also the definition of “F*ck around and find out.”

[@0doublezero0]

Its ironic because in the original meme the guy who say it was also an old man holding a gun.

[@jacobpellow5875]

Ichigo literally said and did it frist but I’ll let it slide cause it’s Alfred 🗿💯💀

[@rayhan_313]

Alfred's not the man to call for an ambulance he legit gone call the morgue/mortician/undertaker.🤝🏼

[@MMkillsINCTV]

@@jacobpellow5875ichigo sucks Luffy stomps💀

[@bloodraven432]

Alfred is a gentleman, he doesn’t fight. He engages in fisticuffs.

[@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513]

He peruses in the giving of hands

[@Lebroly-James]

C’mon you want to go a round of fisticuffs, eh? Hear! Hear! I can put up a scrap! Marquis of queensbury!

[@silverhawk8699]

He indulges in a minor bit of floating with the likeness of a butterfly, and stinging in the manner of a .50 cal bullet🧐

[@IvoryTheGuy8150]

Hmm yes, quite

[@robisfantasticutube]

A keen student of pugalism

[@redshepherd32]

It really is satisfying to see any character get into a boxing stance and weave past knife swings.

[@Creek932]

That’s why it feels so good to do the blade dodge takedown in the Arkham games

[@lDreadl]

Its not just any character tho, its Alfred Batman’s Butler of course he knows how to throw hands💯

[@nelsonchereta816]

Alfred Pennyworth, the only man in the multiverse who can send Batman to his room.

[@cofffee817]

That reminded me of a scene in the lego batman movie so thank you for that lol

[@auden4531]

@@cofffee817 is it the beatboxing no scene?

[@cofffee817]

@@auden4531 Yes, yes it is

[@auden4531]

@@cofffee817 I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think of that

[@soundwaveravagesuperior]

@@cofffee817 I thought of Batman being locked out by Alfred’s parental controls lol.

[@Hk-ox4bb]

Bro raised the fucking batman, no one should be messing with him

[@azeroth2994]

also he's Brittish, naturally resistant to knife attacks

[@rileyowen7245]

He also handed superman's ass to him

[@cocojit]

​@@azeroth2994🤣🤣

[@alexmoore9404]

​@joeturner9219get over it and grow up

[@Cosmicmorales]

💯

[@PhoenixHavok]

Basically just did that entire fight with just good clean boxing. No fancy tricks, just a solid straight and flawless weaving. Love that

[@HyPhuyenTheSwordPrince]

We'll just say he outsmarted The Calculator with a smarter mind that made The Mad Hatter mind blown.

[@DetectiveLance]

He also did that after proving he's still got dance in him, kicking like that at his age.

[@HepCatJack]

Looks like Peek a Boo style like Mike Tyson but that first kick could have been Savate.

[@aaronfreeman5865]

He pulls a Dempsey roll transitions to a Tyson roll then finished with a Pacquiao roll. He weaves an 8 vertically then goes towards and does it low horizontally and vertically then does it low high with a counter that he's riding on but it's not an uppercut. Dempsey was a phone booth brawler, Tyson was a more of a hook/uppercut movement angle guy. Pacquiao was was either constantly attacking or counter dipping in and out of range and typically rising on counters.

[@michaelterrell5061]

@@aaronfreeman5865Dude that was a great breakdown.

[@comettamer]

In most continuities, Alfred is a former MI6 agent, as well as in EVERY continuity, being a good son of England. It stands to reason he knows how to fight and would gladly use Queensbury boxing rules to do so.

[@maxaudet5177]

And in the continuities where he isn't former MI6 he's former SAS wich is equally as terrifying 😂

[@lDreadl]

Lol England folk cannot fight for shit😂 they pull out knives like sissys

[@captiancholera8459]

@in terms of which one I’d rather fight, 100% the MI6 Alfred, SAS is fucking terrifying, I’ll take being water boarded by MI6 over what those boys will do to ya if you give em a hard enough time.

[@matasa7463]

​@@maxaudet5177 I think in some he's even both - retired from SAS to join MI6, before retiring to being a Butler.

[@superluigi9490]

I love that Alfred doesn’t have to follow Batman’s “no killing” rule. Alfred isn’t as unhinged has most of the Bat Family. And he’s Bruce’s last resort if stuff goes very south.

[@ServerDweller]

Obviously he's not as unhinged as most of the bat family. He's the most unhinged of them all

[@paulortiz2984]

Alfred's also ex-military, special forces. So hes killed before.

[@BerserkLyfe]

Nightwing: Bruce, what is your last line of defense for the house? The Batcave? All of this? What happens if every one of your contingencies fails? What's left? *Alfred Pennyworth loads shotgun with murderous intent*

[@Adahy_Bullet]

​@@BerserkLyfeand when that fails... Time to throw some hands. Honestly love Alfred.

[@abdirahmanibrahimmahamu5409]

That is why Jason Todd, aka Red Hood, looked up to Alfred

[@raincloud5259]

A former SAS soldier, there's no way Alfred is just an old man with butler duties, he's more than that❤️

[@hogasandrei2631]

And also MI6, man is a walking menace

[@kelnroath]

there is a connon comic strip where people kidnap him to try to ransom him back to Bruce and Alfred proceeds to subdue them all before batman arrives

[@jaredcollins5628]

He’s is Bruce’s greatest teacher, advisor, confidant, and caretaker. He is why Bruce is able to do such incredible things and selfless things, because he was raised by an incredible and selfless person.

[@SunbaeDan]

A former soldier, and the only man that can keep things hidden from Batman, but also treats him with the greatest love. The man had so many guns hidden away from Bruce that even when Bruce said he's gonna get rid of them, he just told him that he'll never find them all. Not to mention, (maybe wasn't a secret from Bruce) he is ridiculously resourceful, as he took his pay and invested to the point where when he passed away, he left Nightwing an inheritance in the *billions*. Alfred anything but a butler.

[@fefyfefingtion1530]

My sister told me he used to be England special forces

[@sirduck551]

Alfred really fighting like Mike. He was thinking "You should've just let me shoot you, but you had to be difficult, now you finna catch these hands"

[@oscarbolanos8207]

Yeah Mike learn from the best teacher ever ALFRED ❤❤❤

[@MattBuckhout]

For real Man was bobbin and weaving

[@YokaiX]

@@oscarbolanos8207nah Cus D’Amato learned from Alfred then taught Mike

[@MadameTamma]

I read that in Alfred's posh British accent and I can't stop laughing

[@RumplestillSkin99]

Jack Dempsey

[@PixelbitScript]

“A knife? You see to be unaware of where I am from”

[@PeterGant-mt8hx]

Indeed, Gotham was, at it's WORST, a place where, if you wanted to kill yourself, you just had to go out at night, alone and just LOOK like you had some money! They'd have to have someone come in and attempt to identify whatever was left!

[@Revan0804]

I can't explain to you the pure joy and happiness that radiates off me when I see this scene of Alfred kicking absolute ass

[@thanqualthehighseer]

Alfred the reason every anime Butler can wipe out entire armies.

[@ctc_tv]

Soon as alfred put his hand up I was like ooo!😆

[@HyPhuyenTheSwordPrince]

I know, right? I'm impressed, you are shocked, even Mad Hat's mind blew away with interest.

[@darthrevan2039]

u look familiar, do i know u?

[@Revan0804]

@@darthrevan2039 yeah didn't we conquer the galaxy together that one Tuesday?

[@huntercool2232]

Guy: **punches Alfred** Alfred: “So you have chosen death.”

[@collinsmith2047]

me: literally kills two birds with one computer component

[@selenelunamoon7870]

Alfred Finna become a avenger watch

[@Nerd27228]

Alfred is not gonna sugarcoat it

[@twinodoom]

"This mustn't register on an emotional level."

[@INFERIORMARCH]

@@collinsmith2047😂😂😂😂

[@mossy642]

In the comics it’s revealed Alfred has: 1. No problems with killing people. 2. A recurring dream in which he murders the Joker in cold blood, from which he wakes up smiling. Dude is colder than ice.

[@Xx_SuperPenis_xX]

I dont blame alfred joker tortured the equivalent of his grandchild (jason) and basically his son

[@Shadowkey392]

Wasn’t he SAS before he became a butler?

[@MCshadr217]

​@@Shadowkey392 Yea something like that, mother fucker is straight cold blooded.

[@caseymartinmedia6074]

@@Shadowkey392 yes

[@frankiekemp5960]

How the fuck do you kill joker in cold blood. It’s always justified😂😂

[@KingENDLESS]

Batcave security keeps Alfred in for this reason

[@francecruz5157]

Alfred is former special forces and I like to think he taught Bruce some boxing and grappling before travelling the world to train.

[@justvanhxd]

u can watch pennyworth series, alfred def got that fk tough past

[@rudysarmiento8700]

Which also explains why he weilds a shotgun

[@jmod6625]

Isn’t he former MI6? British intelligence too

[@Voron_Aggrav]

I really loved the interaction between Alfred and Harley where he's trying to get her to understand things

[@Gamzeejunior]

Some versions he's MI6 others he's former SAS either way it best not to mess with Mr.Pennyworth.​@@jmod6625

[@TheHirohikoAraki]

_“Batman won’t kill you, but my butler can.”_ *-Bruce Wayne, probably*

[@Dante_Ranzetovich]

Bruce wayne its batman??????

[@TheSoullessImmortal]

@@Dante_Ranzetovich no shit, Sherlock. but in his mind, Bruce and Batman are two different people. one’s a billionaire and the other is a vigilante

[@Dante_Ranzetovich]

@@TheSoullessImmortal chill, its sarcarms (and sorry if my english is bullyshit)

[@TheSoullessImmortal]

@@Dante_Ranzetovich only way I can see this being “sarcasm” is if you said it in a way that’s like, “Omg! Bruce Wayne is Batman?! What a shocker!”. but given the way you typed it out, it seemed more like a genuine question than sarcasm. however, I’ll believe your words and give you the benefit of the doubt for this one

[@Dante_Ranzetovich]

@@TheSoullessImmortal thanks, take a good day

[@xsola4rblazex288]

Man was in the British special forces and batmans butler he knows how to throw hands

[@snas1686]

No way alfred was SAS

[@KillerGamesINC]

He was in WW2

[@maosama3695]

SAS turned mercenary. Before the wayne gave him a place to stay.

[@Carnesus]

@@snas1686 yep, I believe he was also a mercenary for some time. Its also canon that he has hidden a shotgun in wayne manor so well Bruce didn’t find it.

[@ItalianoBodybuilding]

I now have 10x more respect after learning this fact about Alfred, legend🫡

[@JalenPrice_252]

Alfred got in that peekaboo stance. His Mike Tyson chakras got activated.

[@Sp1d3rCh3f]

I love how the whole bat family has a rule of no killing and guns, but alfred gets the exception, a true legend

[@Sp1d3rCh3f]

@survivalsamuel fax

[@zzrxne6028]

to be fair alfred was catching bodies long before working for the waynes

[@Sp1d3rCh3f]

@@zzrxne6028 tru

[@zanderdev57]

Alfred is employed by bruce, but functions as his dad. Imagine telling your dad the rules of the house haha

[@raulpichardoencarnacion1023]

​@survivalsamuelThe Goats🗿🗿

[@branchofyggdrasil7073]

"Batman does not kill,never said nothing about me tho" -alfred

[@Blazieth]

Batman refuses to kill because he's just as mentally damaged as the people he puts in Arkham, _and he knows it._ He is rightly afraid of what he might become if he were to let his guard down toward himself. Alfred is about as mentally healthy as it's possible to be when you're Batman's butler, and he's ex-military. Dude has NO problems killing if the situation comes to it.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

I believe he’s actually said that, albeit in a much more sophisticated manner lol

[@Nezxmi]

@@Blazieth Completely wrong. He's not "afraid of what he might become". He does not kill people because he represents an ideal, true strength is *integrity* even in the face of overwhelming opposition. Killing only pushes the problem back, someone else will rise up in the power vacuum. Batman being the symbol of vengeance is not only a reminder that crime doesn't pay, but also a reminder that there's another way. He wishes for criminals to understand not just that they're wrong, but that they can change, and Batman's proof that he is correct comes from his impossible victories during conflict. Relevant quotes from other media: "Direct action is not always the best way. It is a far greater victory to make another see through your eyes than to close theirs forever." "You must understand. I did not wish (them) dead. Defeated... perhaps. I merely wished them to see that they and their teachings were wrong." "A culture's teachings, and most importantly, the nature of its people, achieve definition in conflict. They find themselves… or find themselves lacking."

[@Blazieth]

@@Nezxmi That's all well and good... except Batman has directly, in multiple mediums, directly stated that he believes if he starts killing, he will never stop. A clear statement of fear of what he will become if he allows himself to kill.

[@Nezxmi]

@@Blazieth No. You're talking about Under the Red Hood, one comic that has an adapted movie so it's just one source, and he says "It'd be too damn easy.. If I do that, I go down into that place.. I'll never come back." He never says he will keep killing, he's saying he knows he is more than capable of doing it but that such a thing would traumatize him. Bruce admits that not killing is a conscious decision and he's taking accountability for allowing Jason to die, saying "For my own good, I couldn't do it." You're entirely ignoring the context of that quote by saying Bruce is admitting to being mentally damaged, he's saying he didn't do it to AVOID being mentally damaged... But to prove my point, refer to "Legends of the Dark Knight Annual #1" (1991) The entire story is about Batman going through a spiritual journey where he's being put in situations where we're told there's no way to win but to protect a green bag dubbed his "burden" and to also kill his enemies ranging from demons from hell, a vampiric woman, 40's gangsters, and Nazi zombies led by Hitler. Batman protects his "burden" but finds a way to win without killing every time. He even saves one of the criminals, and say believes that letting someone die is the same as killing them. In the end he is wounded and dragging a wounded Joker, in a green bag, through snowy mountains when Joker asks: "Will you do it? Kill me? Release the burden that torments both of us? Batman: "No. Oh, I WANT to -- I've never wanted anything so much. But I won't. Because if I did, I'd be violating the belief that has sustained me all these years. *I believe in the absolute sacredness of human life. I may not believe in anything else.* There's more. If I did as you ask, I'd be no better than my enemies -- I'd be the insane avenger that people are certain I already am." Joker: "How disgustingly noble of you." Batman: "Noble? No I won't claim that. Because there's a final reason -- and it's not the least *bit* noble. I refuse to give you the satisfaction of seeing me fail. That makes you absolutely miserable, doesn't it?" Narrator: "Soon there will be warmth and comfort. He will rest, as even he must. Later, he will assume his burden again, and drag it on into the years..." TLDR; Joker is symbolic of the green bag that Batman must protect throughout his spiritual journey, because Joker too is a human life, bad people are still human. Batman's first and foremost reason for not killing is his belief in the ABSOLUTE sacredness of human life, and that belief is what has sustained him throughout hard times. Without that belief he'd be a broken man, not a psychopathic killer, though he'd believe himself to be no better than a psychopathic killer because Bruce holds himself to incredibly high standards and sees killing as a line that cannot be un-crossed, you're on one side or the other.

[@tonyoliva23]

People forget but it's canon that Alfred was British SAS, he knows how to handle himself

[@alexandermaxwell9099]

Thank you! I adore that part of Alfred’s character and get a little pleased every time it comes up in movies or comics.

[@martinwilliams117]

You're forgetting about his time as an M.I. 6 agent. Man is a different breed.

[@hugovenegas6509]

I literally just asked this, had a feeling, don't the cartoons/live action stuff mix it up some say he's sas some say hes MI6?

[@alfianzuhardy6231]

Yea,which is why the newer alfred,jeremy irons and andy serkis is really good,personally i like iron's potrayal more,but its just my opinion

[@salgarcia9147]

i was just bout to say that but wasnt he a combat medic?

[@AeternalBloodlust]

Yall gotta remember before he was a butler bro was in the military. He had intensive training and that’s another reason why the Wayne’s hired him, was for protection for Bruce. We even see him teach Bruce how to fight in the Gotham show even if it’s not cannon

[@jofbeats11]

Alfred is the definition of "no school like old school". Mess with him; you'll regret it

[@averystewart3117]

All day everyday 365✊🏽

[@jofbeats11]

@@averystewart3117 😎

[@MoiraWillenov]

Alfred is straight up cold MI6

[@jofbeats11]

@@MoiraWillenov he's in a league of his own😎

[@Reubenoviechy]

Legends say he didnt went to school for 2 days that they needed to cancel every school and now those 2 days are now called *SATURDAY AND SUNDAY*

[@Caldoric]

Alfred is British, he ain't afraid of a guy with a knife. That's an average Tuesday back in England.

[@YaBoiMcLovin]

Chewsday*

[@archlectoryarvi2873]

​@@YaBoiMcLovin innit?

[@gilgamesh7055]

You mean London. Yall are wack over there.

[@isopropyltoxicity]

An average chewsday in england innit

[@TheKeefeStone]

Also retired SAS

[@ReverseTyzen]

Batman is unavailable Alfred: Aight Bet 🧐 🤜🤛

[@TIsh-rb8hh]

Lol

[@ReverseTyzen]

@BrownieBroTV remember he's still sophisticated

[@Bleed_]

Best emoji combo EVER 🗿

[@ΤΟΣΠΟΥΔΑΙΟ]

​​@@ReverseTyzen "Thou shall temporarily obtain thy mantel of the, whom defends Gotham.🧐"

[@executrixofficial]

​@@Bleed_facts

[@acgamingpresents9070]

Alfred definitely just killed that dude and couldn’t be bothered to give half of a fuck. My favorite versions of Alfred are almost always the ones willing and able to throw hands.

[@zengeki23]

Alfred using that peekaboo style like he is Iron Mike Tyson is low key classy.

[@8ddball314]

That’s not peekaboo style learn more about boxing

[@aboveaero]

@@8ddball314cap

[@realtalkkombatsports]

@@8ddball314that’s literally the peekaboo style are you blind

[@supersandwich8967]

@@realtalkkombatsportsfr this mofos knows nothing

[@Natsuke1104]

​@@8ddball314ok Mr. World Champ, teach us what it actually is.

[@Dafreshcut]

Alfred is like that background character that doesn't have a lot of presence, but when they do, they are fucking owning the place.

[@EggBeater4]

He's nice enough to let Bruce be the main character

[@admiraljaded9575]

Injustice supes💀

[@Broomer52]

I remember in the injustice comic Alfred took the medicine that gives people the strength to stand against Superman. Within a single page he beats Supes ass so hard he knocked him out left him bleeding on the floor and literally curb stomped Supes face so hard his shoes exploded.

[@Corellian]

I love how Alfred fights like he has no time for theatrics. Old school, tight stance, jab and follow up with destroying hooks and crosses.

[@viciousrape]

yeah when I first saw this, that was legitimately scary to me. you can see the science in his shit soon as that guard comes up

[@youraverageboxer]

​@@viciousrapew comment, but what tf is your username ☠️

[@therobustempyrean1436]

Not to mention that he apparently punches hard enough to send a grown man into the air, and across the room. Though this is the same guy who head-butted Superman, and broke his nose, so no surprise.

[@silverhawk8699]

Alfred has better things to do than waste time with fighting criminals, like which hankerchief he should use to clean their blood off his hands😎

[@nadagainagain4987]

He looked just like a prime Tyson. Cus wouldve been proud.

[@seynpurrp]

this scene was literally the reason i fell in love with boxing as a kid XD

[@BeerDrinker574]

Did peeps forget that Alfred used to be straight British special ops? Lol

[@charlescabbage2933]

i think in the recent timeline if im not mistaken, he was an MI6 agent

[@jonh9016]

​@@charlescabbage2933 Grew up on streets, joined service to do good. Went SAS back if their start. Then merc for hire after where he met the wayne family and devoted his life to them.

[@johnboats9075]

Are we forgetting he trains with fricking BATMAN mI6, SAS, back alkyd crap, is nothing. He regularly trains with the pound for pound most dangerous man on the planet!

[@nowanimportant8887]

​@@johnboats9075And probably beats Batman's ass in some of their rounds, too. How else would he have taught Batman how to be an 'almost' killer?

[@badreedinebedro]

@@charlescabbage2933yeah true Alfred was secret agent back in the day

[@theonewhoasked513]

They wasn't lying when they said "Alfred is allergic to Ls" 💀

[@omnibeta1876]

The only L he accepts is the one in his name.

[@tranimationstudioz4727]

@@omnibeta1876 DAYUM

[@frostyelwood9898]

@@omnibeta1876 bro knocked Superman out and he’s probably never gonna let him live that down

[@misterb3577]

​@@omnibeta1876 Goddamn, that's savage. I gotta remember that one, lol.

[@recap1843]

@@frostyelwood9898 Yeah about that... Lets just say Supes is a very salty and petty bitch in GAU part two.

[@Sheenifier]

"I don't think you understand. I'm not the sidekick. I'm the butler"

[@uzuchihasasuto6996]

"And my job is to take out the trash."

[@drstone46]

The butler the father and the only person in the entire bat family they collectively don't want to run the ones with respectfully.

[@o-wolf]

He aint the butler, hes the bodyguard

[@dani3lda1by81]

​@@o-wolfNah he ain't the bodyguard he's HIM

[@economistsingh1828]

Nah he ain’t him, he’s THAT GUY@@dani3lda1by81

[@probiwan8926]

Alfred hittin that Dempsey Roll. What up baw!

[@basketcase6999]

We need more of this type of Alfred. An unsuspecting old guy who nevertheless is a true member of the Bat family in terms of sheer badassery.

[@DeadlyElement07]

In the Injustice universe, he (quite literally) pounded Superman into the ground.

[@smileytlj23]

Always was

[@willchurch8376]

We've known this for a long time. Even in the goofy Adam West Batman series, the dude had the Joker running away to Batman begging for his life.

[@guytheincognito4186]

​@@DeadlyElement07 Yup. And in the DCeased comic he's actually hosted the specter without problems and used the powers through sheer willpower.

[@vinceshake8795]

The one man who can tell Batman it’s bedtime

[@Lynxianmi2il]

“Master Bruce it’s past your bedtime” “But Alfred one more capture and-“ “It’s past your bedtime”

[@TheREALEliteHazard]

​@@Lynxianmi2il 😂😂😂😂👍🏿

[@AJ_CAVIL]

Batman:-"Iam Vengeance" Alfred:-" I raised the Vengeance"

[@210Blackjoker]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂nice

[@AshenLord03]

More like "vengeance grows with me"

[@raixira]

Bane: "You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it." Alfred: "I taught the dark everything it knows about being the dark."

[@seventhsun11422]

​@@raixiranice comment, one of my favorite scenes in that film. Here is my version of your comment. Bane: "I was Born in it, Molded by it..." Alfred: I molded It..."

[@Maybedunno.]

"Who- *cough cough* who are u old man?" "Im Batman's butler bish. "

[@cielonighteye2776]

Fun fact: Alfred is the only member of the bay family that Bruce has given permission to use guns

[@detectiveghost8856]

No beyond that Alfred challenged him "try to take away all of my guns... You'll never find them all."

[@maxburrill6192]

You mean Alfred has given Bruce permission to not use guns.

[@LapizRex]

Yeah he may have some lethal weapon, but most is non-lethal bullets and it’s troublesome for him to clean a mess.

[@atomicbuttocks]

​@@LapizRex i mean to be fair its gotham, if someone got lit up in wayne manor he could probably call up a couple cleaners from the mob and make it real easy, the cave on the otherhand thatd all him

[@nicholascordero6600]

​@@atomicbuttocks pretty much, the only thing keeping Alfred from taking you out is he doesn't want to deal with the blood

[@titustavares335]

He boxes like a true back-alley London kid.

[@persona8439]

I think he was a back alley london kid

[@xxxmetalslugga5349]

It's clearly Peek A Boo Tyson style boxing that style is American made

[@weirdlypine8094]

They dont box like that, back alley london kids usually fight in a brawlers style not boxing style

[@NOTTIBOPPINtwitch]

@@persona8439there’s a British show about his origin story he was a nerd that went into the spy industry

[@gabe.network3645]

Other than rash al ghoul, Alfred was the second person that teached Bruce on how to fight

[@whitecrewmate9759]

Taught

[@rubenmiguel13]

​@@achievementsaversextras9054 why not? crewmate was just teaching

[@carenthusiasm345]

So you forgot all the masters that Bruce learned those skills from travelling around the world. Masters like Richard dragon, Ted Grant, Max Dodge, Don Miguel, Krigi, Sumi Tomo, Chin Li, Sergei Alexandrov, The Ten Eyed Brotherhood, Henry DeCard, David Cain, Sheehan Matsuda, Sho La,Hisan Tan,Willie Dogits,Kingsley,LaSalle,Mark Jenner,Peter Allison,Rafael,Orelis Bach,Webber,Shastri,Bronze Tiger,Chinese opera, Fredrick stone, lady Shiva. Etc are Batman's teachers.

[@Menace_to_society_k27]

"Rash Al ghoul "💀 It's spelt 'Ras Al Ghul'

[@laprinhound9369]

​@@achievementsaversextras9054 Did you not attend 2nd grade?

[@julianuga]

I'll never forget when Alfred showed Clark that without powers he don't have hands like that fr😂

[@mysticmrx7349]

If I were in Gotham. I'd watch out for alfred and not Batman.

[@moviemayhem93]

Gotham has to change the signal for Alfred asap

[@mysticmrx7349]

XD

[@noahtheonlynormalone]

If Alfred was the crimefighter he would easily make Gotham safe

[@Gravestone_]

​@@noahtheonlynormalone yeah by making everyone too scared to do crime

[@OSEAN64]

And I remember alfred throwing hands with superman and actually won.

[@Kikoou]

This is the man that tells Batman to go back to his room and head to sleep.

[@DemmieG4]

Alfred: "usually I serve Master Bruce his meals, but tonight I'm serving these hands".

[@P4tchNote]

LMAO

[@elizabethhernandez2911]

Underrated comment

[@konarkaron7139]

Superman: Wait, you didn't make a contingency plan against yourself? Batman: I have one, don't worry.

[@thorny7138]

Batman wont kill you, but your chances of getting killed by Alfred are NEVER 0%.

[@nehemiahtrotter7762]

😂😂

[@theprincenii]

Batman won’t kill you, but he will give you permanent brain damage

[@estrela841]

​@@theprinceniiNah Man, He'll just take away my right to move my body

[@Isokka.]

​@@theprinceniibatman won't kill you, but those hospital bills will.

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

​@@theprincenii Well Batman would either give a criminal minor brain damage or broken kneecaps

[@justacommenter1244]

You know you're done when Alfred puts up his hands like Mike Tyson

[@Mexicangotboots]

Joe Frazier

[@ronin8741]

😂😂😂

[@misterb3577]

Holy fuck, you're right. He did the peek-a-boo style with his fists covering his face.

[@kurayamaking6425]

NAH FACTS ALFRED WAS IN THE GUTTERS.

[@ViceN53X]

Don't forget, he was one of the people who taught Batman how to fight. So if anything, he should be the one we fear most

[@AAH2006]

He was likely the first to teach him

[@AlejandroGonzalez-wy4mv]

Al Ghoul was 1st and keep in mind he is old still Alfred but old nonetheless in his prime he would snatch Doomsdays ponytail

[@bloodangel19]

​@@AlejandroGonzalez-wy4mvwhen he got a power boost that made him equal to superman he beat 7 shades of shit out of Clark without breaking a sweat

[@akmaldanish8619]

​@@AlejandroGonzalez-wy4mvra's al ghul didnt train batman at all, that was just what christopher nolan added in batman begin. But in the comics batman trained under many master but mostly alfred

[@iDrill1993]

Not "should" be feared. IS feared.

[@mattg.9627]

Alfred is ex-SAS, folding people before he folded napkins.

[@jawadgzlh6869]

“You won’t kill” “Just because i’m batman’s butler doesn’t mean i have the same morals buddy”

[@blackman9757]

🥶🥶🥶

[@lightningjadejavier]

If it's dark Knight batman, batman DEFINITELY won't care if alfred just klls someone

[@ForceEdge47]

He actually says something like this when the Court of Owls shows up in the Batcave I think lol he has a shotgun and is like um yeah I don’t have a no kill rule bro yall should leave haha

[@coin4898]

Perhaps you relied on my master's vow against using lethal force. Let me assure you that I subscribe to no such niceties

[@Idontwannashutup]

@@ForceEdge47ima need the sauce on that bro

[@blackwingdragonmasta]

Alfred in most iterations is some kind of ex special forces. People forget that you can't just train martial arts and be able to fight, you need to actually train and spar. Constantly. If you stop you start to lose your touch. Alfred's always been the one keeping Bruce on his toes and stopping him from getting rusty

[@KitsuneGod28]

True

[@coolmanpantsman]

i like the idea of alfred and bruce sparring to keep both of their skills sharp

[@Papimonarch]

Bruce never gets rusty lol. he's always fighting someone lol

[@bigman2165]

Alfred was confirmed to be ex sas in the comics

[@toast6375]

@@Papimonarch are they challenging him though?

[@RadiantWolf19]

There’s a reason Alfred stays at the Wayne manor. Not just to be a butler, but he is also Batman’s last resort 🤣🤣

[@HittPostsStuff]

​@SuperMonkeywithnoball yes this is true

[@kaidenkidwell]

Right, forget about all the kryptonite. Alfred's the last hope for humanity against Superman!

[@Megamanthemachine]

Alfred is batmans only hope and last contingency plan should he be unable to control himself when he betrays the justice league that and there’s fail safe but his step father and butler is his real plan.

[@lyeyeruyass5809]

​@@Megamanthemachine when batman became the bat who laughs alfred was the last one he killed as he found it the hardest to do

[@Readspiraloyster]

Like under the right conditions Alfred is straight up beat the s*** out of Superman so I can understand why he would be Batman's last resort

[@HoWeVeR_12]

Alfred is the only in the multiverse who can tell Batman its bedtime.

[@dillonpetersen6230]

Alfred came in with the PEEKA-BOO style ,Mike Tyson would be proud😅

[@dnegel9546]

Haha was about to comment that. Guy looking like ippo

[@SmugPiccolo]

​@@dnegel9546 fr

[@mistermonologue2442]

​@@dnegel9546 Right?!? Pressing him with that jab and keeping those hands tucked while slowly advancing and looking for a counter punch opportunity and then WHAM just...damn. Alfred is scary.

[@diablo595]

“Perhaps you relied on my masters vow against using lethal force. Let me assure you you that I subscribe to no such niceties.” Alfred was in the SIS. He doesn’t mess around.

[@marcopineda9507]

Jason Todd: Finally someone in the wayne manor that has common sense. Now please explain to Bruce why his stupid rule is a big waste of time

[@zeltech-alpha]

*SAS

[@bob_10st]

@@zeltech-alpha it was called the sis during ww2, which alfred fought in

[@Adahy_Bullet]

​@@bob_10stngl never knew this. Thank you for helping me learn something new :D

[@jamesrosewell9081]

​@@bob_10st what did the I stand for?

[@jacobmendoza5308]

Bro Alfred out here fighting like Mike Tyson😭😭

[@marcmorales5181]

Fr, got that Tyson roll down!

[@oscareduardoleyvavega9016]

​@@marcmorales5181Dempsey roll.

[@acidicdic4305]

Man’s was serving the fist-a-cuff special

[@gothicnephilim8348]

Well in the comics he was a boxer before he joined the army

[@acidicdic4305]

@@gothicnephilim8348 wait, like an English underground boxer?

[@stormtendo]

Batman: I don’t kill. *but he does*

[@TheRealTomahawk]

Awe snaps 😂

[@mikinba]

If a old man pulls the boxing guard you better start running

[@acgearsandarms1343]

Or at the very least, a bigger blade.

[@yak596]

Fax 😂

[@LunaMane]

I'll give Calculator this much. He had the stones not to back down from the fight. Most low-level villains would've run off.

[@Degdreams]

He pulled the "why I oughta"

[@GoofyHolic]

​@@Degdreams"You whippersnapper"

[@1_Severus-Snape_1]

**Sorry Batman isnt avalable at the moment** Alfred: But i am. .

[@FardbearFredrick]

*summons Alfred*

[@infestchristopher1457]

😂😂😂😂 That's a good one

[@Thechaosmaster1997]

Alfred being one of the few people in the Bat Family who completely disregard bats 'No Kill Rule' And he will make that clear as he's loading the shotgun that's gonna kill you.

[@RoyalLethal]

Well who’s going to tell something? The Batman? 😂😊

[@CTSIX-eo9rj]

I feel people forget that Alfred is a badass as well he's not just a butler he's a man who will beat you're ass if you give him proper cause and reason to

[@mooga4874]

Damn, Alfred just served that man a three piece tender combo with a large soda

[@JackDaniels-ee1fo]

And there were pickles, not only in his burger, but in his fries and soda!

[@thelaseringtrespiker4006]

w soma pfp

[@marcusmaiben6976]

And a biscuit on the side

[@KedyYog]

And some shock therepy

[@210Dinero]

Extra crispy. With the biscuit.

[@Qadox]

Alfred: “You’re going to clean this place up until it looks better than when you got here.” Darkseid: “y-yes sir”

[@DashikiBraxton]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DashikiBraxton]

Idk why I cackled so loud at that shit

[@Doctor_meme]

Trigon:-Hehehehe.... Alfred:-I don't see you clearing all the shelves. Trigon:-Sorry, sir!!!Yes, sir!!!

[@sinrkidd]

I can just imagine all the villens showing up to the manor and alfred just puts them to work cleaning the manor

[@dragonrider1736]

Bruh not even chaos gods from 40k can resist. 😂

[@edgermartinez5648]

Alfred casually using peekaboo fighting style.

[@jamesbrennanocanada3462]

Bet he was ippo

[@TopNotchStupidity]

nah he is ippo just older @@jamesbrennanocanada3462

[@lowhp_comic]

He definitely ended up SHOCKING him

[@Diddler_disiple]

Bro trained Mike Tyson

[@kanyerahming]

“Where am I” fighting style. So that’s where Bruce got it from

[@Anfernee.Clarke]

If you can lift a grown man off his feet with a lead uppercut…you got it big bro

[@alitlais3031]

bro said "put up your dukes you rapscallion"

[@alejandrovital-lopez6038]

😂😂😂😂

[@Imfunnywithafewscrewslose777]

LOL

[@noremac387]

If an old head said that to me, I would want no smoke

[@PsychoticFruitfly]

people who talk like that in a fight KNOW EXACTLY how this is going to go.

[@johnhazlewood54]

He was like British equivalent of navy seals before becoming butler to waynes

[@justsomeguyonhisphone709]

Alfred was apparantly an ex military and in Injustice got super powers and gave Superman a beating to the point he probably could've killed him if he wanted to

[@dirceusantos7308]

Cause people forget that superman doesn't have martial arts experience. Supes his a bad brawler he has no technique

[@TheSuperboy_Prime]

​​@@dirceusantos7308 Only Injustice Superman. Earth 0 Superman on the other hands Knows Kryptonian Martial arts like Torquasm Rao and Torquasm Vo. Even Batman and Wonder Woman Respects Earth 0 Superman's Combat Skills.

[@txaonwamai2270]

​@@TheSuperboy_Prime the great majority of superman's versions are crap in combat still

[@TheSuperboy_Prime]

@@txaonwamai2270 They aren't

[@txaonwamai2270]

@@TheSuperboy_Primeyes they are, he can only throw punches, most of the time he relies on his powers, you know, super durability, super strength or superspeed for example Most of the time his opponent is way weaker than him so he doesn't need to be skilled

[@vishnuchandran9788]

WTF... Alfred got the peekaboo style. True Savage.

[@dravanmcknight4448]

OLD SCHOOLLL

[@ATLKing404]

Apparently he knew Cus D'Amato😂😂

[@browngone1782]

Right! That style is usually for short stalky fighters with power and to get on the inside to do real damage.

[@jaydensanchez2002]

Alfred moving like a 1930s boxer it’s so clean bro

[@Decay_theory]

Remember, batman has a no kill rule. Alfred doesnt.

[@Silverblade416]

As a butler for the Wayne Family, he has the duty to serve its members, guests, and acquaintances. For intruders, he has his hands, and he would be *quite eager to serve it.*

[@montynoir6694]

Not to mention a shotgun

[@commentdouchery2838]

Batman: Alfred, activate the Batcave's defenses. Alfred, loading a shotgun: Very well, sir.

[@jacobvernon1812]

Similar thing happened when some thugs broke into the wayne manor and first thing Alfred does is load the double barrel

[@Stars_cream_2007]

​@@jacobvernon1812NAHH HE AINT LETTING THAT SLIDE 😭😭

[@phantomphoenix5136]

Ain't no way Alfred just pulled out the peek-a-boo boxing style 🤯

[@coreymartin6486]

We need to see him do a dempsey roll

[@gabrielpuschautz]

​@@coreymartin6486 a man of culture, i see😊

[@Princebayne563]

AGAINST A KNIFE

[@benjamintheengineer]

No doubt, Alfred can throw some hands 🤘

[@stormbringer2840]

Mike Tyson would be proud

[@elijahwalker17]

Alfred really surprised me the first time I saw him fight. Total K.O.!!!

[@Dri4nib4l]

The Bat-family: "We don't kill." Alfred Pennyworth: "Every rule has an exception." Edit: tf 2k likes! Tysm guys

[@Courier6FNV]

Red Hood: “Make that two.”

[@anverycoolchicken12]

Reminded me of SC blacklist "and every rule has it's exception"

[@lukerestlessstudios]

Alfred: “I’m a member of the family, proudly and happily so…but I’m not a bat.”

[@hyenascreech2183]

He has killed way more than he wished

[@kamilgrunert1586]

Alfred:We? Who's we?

[@tubebammy]

Don’t forget Alfred is a war veteran. The man has no problem catching a body. Bruce will literally watch him kill and excuse it because he knows ain’t nothin he can do bout that one

[@DeathlyQuietVA]

Alfred: "oh so its hands on sight.. bet". 💀

[@will2316]

“Oh I see, it’s a ‘find out’ kinda day”

[@Tweakkkkkk]

😂

[@Arcane_Route_66]

If Tim or Dick heard that they'd call for a time out and tell Alfred to never say that again. 😆

[@slickrick2420]

Didnt know Alfred was Black?

[@Bird-dq4kb]

Not even superman was safe from Alfred’s beat down

[@theTomoaXL]

“Perhaps you relied on my master’s vow against using lethal force” (Loads shotgun) *”Let me assure you that I subscribe to no such niceties”*

[@doyouknoedawae]

"Alfred grew up in the british hood, young gansta"

[@Grim-Thesis]

If he had a knife I don’t think this episode would be that long

[@doyouknoedawae]

@@Grim-Thesis LOL REAL

[@VoxMachina8]

Ha not the hood!! I would read that.

[@idum9629]

Not to mention he was SAS

[@doyouknoedawae]

@@idum9629 OH YEAH LOL

[@eviljesus1482]

Alfred is actually a cold killer. A literal "warrior in the garden", don't stir his waters and you won't get RIPPLED.

[@winterbas8927]

Euew, yucky

[@aleksiheija8170]

Still water runs deep as the old saying goes

[@MindScape06]

Crippled*

[@xcaluhbration]

Ol Alfred using the Peekaboo style of boxing is wild. ✊🏾

[@ggzilong07]

I thought i was the only one who thought of it

[@АмадеоДариус]

​@@ggzilong07 you're not alone bro👊

[@nuyabuisness7526]

in a 3 piece suit, no less!

[@xcaluhbration]

@@nuyabuisness7526 right? Alfred too smooth for that one.

[@BrandonWhatTheF]

Alfred probably scrapped with Cus D'amato back in his day😂

[@skullfire1629]

Alfred hit em with the peek a boo

[@moviemayhem93]

Alfred is the strongest dc character 100%

[@alastor8068]

Fax

[@kingjaven13]

Now he is

[@bananaman1419]

​@@amethystexpress1398 he stands at the Pinnacle of all races

[@muhammadilhamnazmi]

Fax he literally kick superman's ass

[@NoName_MQL]

Obv Facts

[@hammhannds8081]

Screw the “beware the dog” signs, Wayne manner need a “beware the butler” sign. The butler is armed.

[@megapulsar9244]

Beware the Alfred

[@deadlybunz]

Butler has hands

[@blitz4779]

Beware alfred and his shotgun

[@burger-esports]

Beware of Alfred

[@Cyb3rIsCool]

Bro alfred has thrown hands with a bloodlusted superman after he beat up batman

[@blakeandthecake4368]

Alfred Pennyworth is just one of those characters that no one can hate.

[@shinodamasaru7945]

DC should make a movie about Batman's Death and Alfred's Vengeance.

[@shinodamasaru7945]

@@mr.lunatic3157 call chad stahelski

[@Mr.Covert]

​@shinodamasaru7945 wow that's actually a really good idea, I can't believe I never considered that

[@shinodamasaru7945]

Nobody and John Wick have Old man Protagonist. Why not having another cool Old man?

[@bradenr867]

“I’ve prepared a organic soup with a side of hands”

[@bladetheelectrowolf1554]

I love the fact he blatantly tells Batman you’ll never find all his guns or prevent him from finding and using them.

[@DestroyerThedefender]

Wait what!?

[@silversalmon9909]

​@@DestroyerThedefenderyeah Alfred is ex military and feels most comfortable with a gun, and has hidden a couple in the manor for personal defense. When questioned by Bruce he basically always says "hey man, the no gun and no killing is your thing. Not mine."

[@arsenal4739]

@@silversalmon9909he didn’t hide a couple, man hid a whole artillery and straight up told the worlds best detective he’s never gonna find them. That is COLD.

[@Heidijackward]

​@arsenal4739 I like to imagine batman uses his special scanner from the arkham games and the entire manner lights up red like how guns show up

[@DestroyerThedefender]

@@Heidijackward Nah imagine LOL🤣

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Keep in mind, Alfred is the same butler who managed to fight Superman, of all superheroes, and curb stomped him fair and square.

[@Onepieceguy1022]

I do think Alfred be the goat but he took a pill to fight him but he did they obliterate him tbh EDIT:I don’t know why it auto corrected to they even tho I didn’t spell it🤔

[@Ch3z0ch33z1an]

@@Onepieceguy1022 arent there multiple superheroes with superstrength but never beat superman??

[@Dmitriy_Almaz715]

​@@Ch3z0ch33z1an , они про другую вселенную, бро

[@odststalker5117]

@@Onepieceguy1022 that pill just made it a fair fight

[@user-gf9vb7wj4v]

Wasn't it revealed later that Alfred DIDNT take the pill?

[@austin_bennett]

Alfred is just a badass who'd rather be a butler than a superhero, except towards the people he loves dearly

[@mugenokami2201]

To those he holds dear he always is a superhero.

[@darealmgdunlap]

Let’s not forget he raised Batman🤧🤧

[@LoneCommentWanderer]

The best version of Alfred I've ever seen was the one on the Gotham show. Not only did he teach Bruce how to fight, he participated in Jim Gordon's police operations when Bruce was involved. Yes, Jim Gordon trusted a butler. He was badass from start to finish.

[@Cyb3rIsCool]

not just 'a butler' Alfred is a former SAS and a veteran

[@winterbas8927]

Agree, Alfred in Gotham was awesome

[@gunstrokethecybertronian8659]

That's our Alfred Pennyworth we know and love

[@epicbosco]

“I thought you didn’t kill?!” “My master has that rule. Unfortunately, I don’t follow rules.”

[@GerardoSanchez-mq4vz]

There is a quote like that I think it was "You mistake me for my masters rule"

[@dani3lda1by81]

"perhaps you relied on my masters vow of mercy I assure you I subscribe to no such niceties" -Alfred "him" Pennyworth

[@kanraheiwajima7872]

"And the murderer was the butler" 😅😆

[@unhorsedprism37]

"Batman has a no kill rule. I am not Batman, I assure you."

[@Dhiginbotham]

Alfred one of the most underrated characters in comics. Love him

[@Zeknif1]

#1 hero in comics in my opinion.

[@LilyKittyLife]

Damn! Alfred kicking asses!? That's next level cold! U LOVED IT!

[@JonnyLin7]

Alfred was waiting for this moment his whole life. Straight up was head bobbing those punches and boxed the shit out of the other dude.

[@Cryptic0013]

Alfred: "I used to stack villains like you five feet high in Burma. We used you for sandbags."

[@bropogaming8770]

I like the gran Turismo reference

[@UnfoundFilms]

@@bropogaming8770Gran Turismo??? Think you might got a bit mixed up there 😂

[@bropogaming8770]

@@UnfoundFilms i may have misspelled the movie but still😅

[@braveherogreenleaf6256]

@@bropogaming8770 I think the homie meant GRAN TORINO with Clint Eastwood. It's about an elderly man who fought in korea, but an asian kid tries to steal his car [a gran torino,] and instead of kicing his ass or putting him in jail, he shows him how to be a man, gets him a job and cool stuff like that.

[@bropogaming8770]

@@braveherogreenleaf6256 YEA that's what I was trying to spell dawg😂

[@rolostadfeldt]

Alfred beating that guy to oblivion wearing a crisp suit and tie is sub-zero cold🥶

[@andresamaya6187]

My man's straight up so negative Celsius he be making Mr. Freeze catch a cold

[@samwilson4597]

and he's gonna make dinner after this

[@namyiu7448]

@@samwilson4597💀