She was Right ! Momma gonna knock you out ! (Black Point Boat Ramp)

[@Stevesbe]

Money can buy boats trucks rims but not brains

[@bden120]

Love the shout outs to the kids for docking the boats

[@patriciagumusdere2958]

you do good to show people what these people do. I have maritime license and education for many years. now i am a old man and still messing with boats. i started in nyc bay and now i am teaching my grandkids.. its a little boat with 1300 hp. these people go out and buy a nice boat but they really endangering their family plus others. they have no clue how to lounge the boat , how to encounter emergency medical or boat issues etc. I was with nyc police harbor unit and i have seen bad things. if you look at their boat one essential equipment is missing most of the boats. Marine Radio, see tow , plus other. nice videos.

[@billmoran3812]

Many many years ago, I was at a very exclusive marina, and saw a big 65’ sport fisherman coming in to dock. He pulled up the row between docks, swung the boat around and began backing into a narrow slip. We looked up on the fly bridge, and were amazed to see there was a young boy about 13 at the controls. He turned around to face the stern, reached behind his back to grab the throttles, and slid that big yacht into the slip like a seasoned captain! Someone trained him right.

[@TheByard]

Back in the 1950s I used to go visit my uncle who ran a farm and used horses to plough and pull carts, his boys at my age 13/14 watered the horses after their days work, Then the tractor came and I was told about it driving from the train station, my heart sank as the dray horses in London were being put down and electric milk floats and diesel trucks were being used. Uncle noticed my face and said all's OK the horses are semi retired, they pull light carts and spend quality time in the orchard. Happy with that I learnt to drive a tractor a trailer, my first job on leaving school was on a farm and the farmer was amazed on how well I could drive at 16 years. Later that year The Young Farmers Club held competitions at a county farm show. I entered the trailer backing competition and came first, my boss was over the moon and got me drunk in the beer tent. Since then I've gone onto drive most kinds of construction equipment, even tunnel boring machines. Teach em young, enjoy family days out, ban the cell phone and talk to one another. Your only here once.

[@jerryjeromehawkins1712]

@@TheByard Wise, wise advice my friend. Be well. 👍🏽🇺🇸🍻

[@TheByard]

@@jerryjeromehawkins1712 My 4-year-old nephew helps me DIY, he loves drilling holes with the cordless power drill and still has all his fingers. TFT.

[@jamesparker6017]

Coral Gables 🌴🇺🇸 Hehe Fun stuff. 70's&80's my Dad and I did same at Crandon boat ramp. Old enough to remember Andrew ? ? 🏄

[@williamevans6043]

Whenever I need a laugh, witch is everyday, I watch the Chit Show:)!!

[@michaelmaas5544]

Which one did you like best? Hope you don’t get picked up by witches on Halloween 😂🤣

[@mking7054]

same here bro been watching his vids for 3 days now so good

[@flonkas]

Witch is the thing that flys in the sky on a broom

[@justinowens9323]

That’s great to see young ppl learning to boat my parents started letting me take the wheel some at age 10 by 14 I had my sc boaters license and was driving a jet ski growing up like that was great so when my buddy’s was just learning to drive a boat at 21 I wasn’t even thinking about learning I was enjoying and teaching

[@robertwhitey6621]

I’ve been loading my 30’ CC for 8 years by myself when I’m alone, once you figure out how deep the bunk needs to be you then pull it up to the winch with a bow line. I have seen way to many accidents power loading especially by amateurs.

[@tomasaguiar628]

Exactly never saw a need to power load my boats. Much safer and simpler.

[@HomieJuanKenobi688]

That’s the way my grandpa teach me to load the boat, using the winch; slow, but safe.

[@Tunatim1]

Yup absolutely….I was lucky enough to have an awesome Dad and Uncle who was a 20 year coastguard engineer. My uncle started me on assisting with his 16’ lund and when he felt I was ready we went to the 22’ CC and so on till I owned my own 28’…. I remember him making me take apart the galvanized winch and clean/lubricate etc…. Only twice did I ever need to “power load” this was here in Cape May during hurricane Irene and Floyd. I only did it to keep the rear from blowing out during the winch wind up.

[@travelbugse2829]

I thought: 10ft of rope would stop most of the incidents at low tide! They could even borrow their own washing line, or, shock horror, visit Wal-Mart and buy some synthetic line for $10....

[@MM_in_Havasu]

I just line my boat up with the bunks and tap the throttle once, coasts straight on the trailer every time. Suck it up with winch strap and off you go!

[@chewiepac5932]

Great to see our future captains, hello from Alaska

[@AndyLaskey]

You could call it the chitting good show. Thanks for producing great videos. Watching from Cornwall UK

[@artnovak3259]

lol. there is nothing good about chitting

[@geraldheitman7687]

I have never seen so many people in one place that have no clue how to operate a boat or load/unload from a trailer PERIOD !!!!

[@jeffatkinson3288]

🤣🤣 thats EVERY boat ramp everywhere!

[@bryanharrington5417]

Your right, and everybody seems to drive way too fast for their experience level.

[@198sunny]

Hi Alfred, we came all the way from Buffalo NY. We're having so much fun to the boat show! Love your content, keep up the good work

[@rn029]

In Covid isolation and binging on Chit Show. Awesome

[@YourDrawerness]

3:13 “She probably knows what’s going on behind the scenes” 😂😂 THE CHIT SHOWWW!!!

[@osmanyotero2784]

Mi hijo José contento porque salió en el video , gracias 👍🏻👍🏻

[@chirstinabienemann2853]

I just found this channel and I love it

[@djpat5998]

I still don't understand why people put their trailer so deep in the water when it comes to putting your boat on the trailer.

[@migueltrujillo5932]

Afraid to scratched with the bunks? Only thing I can think.

[@ritachurchill1976]

👆👆 Search Her

[@flyerbob124]

Nancy Grace get ready! I almost fell outa my chair laughing 😆

[@francinel8154]

I'm a woman and I've been driving boats since maybe 12 and my husband and I now having a medium size fishing boat (with a canopy top). I'm the one who enter the boat on the trailer, if there's any water current or a windy day, my husband can't do it, he simply can't. lol! *But for backing the truck with a trailer he's the best you can find.

[@elbandido7165]

Grab the Chicharrones 😮😂 lol !!!!

[@befmx31]

11:03, thank you Alfred.

[@paulcole3847]

Here at the boat show because of YOU and your great vids. Thanks for all your hard work!! Cheers

[@theresa_lili]

Best seeing these young adults practicing their captian skills vs. Things they could be learning.

[@cameronhartman8710]

Take the boy fishing Alfred!

[@evilbeaver267]

Thank you Alfred!

[@TheDLS82]

11:15 sometimes boat seats have all the luck

[@chuckeberth4370]

These new boaters need to learn there's the Coast Guard Auxiliary and U.S. Power Squadron who can teach them safe boating skills. Watching some of these boaters is hard because I'm trying to will them which way to turn the helm and how much power to use at the dock. Love your channel.

[@EddieRobertsRiverGypsy]

😆🤣😂 When they bury the trailers that deep I "Wait for it"... Loading on a trailer sitting deep no works. If you're not solo leave driver in tow vehicle. Keep fender wells showing. Once boat is straight and can't go forward keep motors in gear and back up vehicle. Slide right on to bow stop. Very easy....but don't tell and kill the Chit Show.

[@AmericanPatriot82]

Every time I see married couples fight, it reminds me how thankful I am that I stayed single.

[@augustreil]

Amen, me to !

[@barowt]

I'm not.

[@matthulse3498]

For sure and I'm never going to have kids I'm 38 never married and thankful

[@bobgraham6506]

Absolutely enjoy this channel! Thanks for keeping it clean too.

[@tmomo7265]

Wifey told him to put fenders out and he was like. I DON'T NEED NO FENDERS🤣

[@robbiejohnson3698]

The fresh water fishing crowd is got it together in my 30 years of tournaments fishing I never saw any thing like this from Harris chain to Okeechobee

[@jeffatkinson3288]

Well duh... tournament fisherman generally know how to launch the boat 😉

[@robbiejohnson3698]

Saltwater is so accessible we bass fisherman like to go 75 to 80 mph saltwater is scary lol

[@freemarlochip]

Alfred " That thing has a problem" - Ya the driver....

[@charlesdreadful5997]

Jose and Lance! Good job.

[@JoeWilly69]

I like when u speak Spanish and u should always translate and say it's the phrase of the day for those of us that would like to pick up the language. I'm ret NYPD and I've picked up some over the yrs and even took the class in school but never really picked it up the way I should've

[@MM_in_Havasu]

You oughta see the "chit show" here at Lake Havasu during long weekends in summertime! It's a tossup between your home marina and here, seriously, man! Subscribed & all notifications here! This is great! 1:59-------"You screwed up MY boat!" LMAO, could see loading difficulties if it was windy, but this is dead calm stuff here. 6:58-----Probably not sitting straight in the bunks.....

[@tonyjessen8204]

Thanks Alfred love what you do 👍👍🐊

[@adamsadogierski7646]

Boat police just drove by kids with no life jackets

[@jdtractorman7445]

I don't really understand the anger issues when trying to load that boat at 2:15. I guess you can have to many captains, even at the boat launch.

[@gregorydiggs9227]

These videos make me want to come back home to Miami lol. The boat ramps in Ft. Pierce aren't this exciting. We don't have a resident crocodile either. I know Fred is waiting for someone to get knocked off the docks lol. Your videos are great brother

[@Ray56z]

Both of those young Captains were good, actually better than most, as as the young crew on the closest boat. Good to see after the guy at the fueling dock not able to understand the RPMs don't have to be high to move a boat.

[@colemant6845]

Your Commentary CRACKS ME UP!!!! Keep it up!

[@hawgtech9147]

Too much trailer in the water, plane and simple! No need to submerge that much of it, leave some of those center bunks exposed, it helps center boat on trailer so boat doesn't push it around. See you at the Miami boat show!

[@5243utube]

I can't believe these train wrecks have such expensive boats and DON"T have a clue as to what they are doing !

[@Mrmichaelp970]

I watch by our show every morning Bro, it's very entertaining. I heard you mention gas prices pretty cheap in Miami. It's $4.49 a gallon of regular in Livermore CA

[@russellkasprzyk4934]

Classic more money than brains situation!!!

[@jimcub22]

Hey after watching many boating vids I actually saw children wearing a floatation device, well done those parents.

[@michaelc9708]

Thank you for translating,Grandma !

[@unmillondeamigoscanal]

Gracias por tu video

[@travelbugse2829]

This has become addictive! I know you use telephoto but I often have difficulty working out why those dudes collide with solid structures/other boats. Have you considered lifting the camera up 15ft or so? We could get a much better view. Best wishes anyhow from soggy London UK!

[@marcuslinton310]

Easy answer, they are idiots. The infamous question of "How the F are any of these people smart enough to even earn the money for a boat like that".

[@larss592]

Hahaha a drone. Footage would be great but these folks already can't handle tgeir stuff. Buzz a drone and watch what happens. Mayhem.

[@jamielee9350]

Alfred, don't worry too much about that guy.. His girl still gonna feed him .. "To Fred" 🐊🐊🐊

[@BuhdaPunk]

There is a gold mine here. Need to get a phycology degree and open a mobile boat owner therapy office in the parking lot.

[@mrlawski1014]

Can't wait till You bring a drone with You, and fly in for the damage assessment...

[@UrbanFisherman]

Awesome video bro 👍🏾

[@dredbud9272]

This is one of the reasons I had to get out of Florida,it wasnt this bad 20 years ago

[@Flierted]

Finally! A captain who knows how to “walk” a boat sideways to the dock using forward and reverse! See it around 12:50 just before the police boat goes by! That’s how you get a boat to lay along side the dock without bumping the dock with the bow or stern.

[@rebeccabrown1951]

Good for you standng up for the chicks. If guys listened to their women, there would be a lot less heartache and destruction in the world.

[@alchapo4133]

Is not the boat it’s the driver 😂😂😂😂

[@mikeyd.234]

Yo Alfred, you the bronco bustin guru from Hialeah! Make sure you film when you take him fishing. 😎

[@tyfawver7596]

What is the long pole on the side of the flat boats?

[@kevinvc1804]

Push pole.

[@tyfawver7596]

@@kevinvc1804 gotcha. 👌

[@lifeatthelake9305]

Lol Alfred you the best, it was pretty awesome meeting you at the FLL boat show stay awesome men and thanks for the videos

[@squirrellysquirrels1167]

Thought about driving down to be on the chit show... Then I realized my boat gets batter gas mileage than my truck...

[@dronexfun8469]

You should do a series where you compare dumb adults to junior captains docking their boats.

[@johnss449]

Brutal Alfred 😂

[@sofalvr]

Its hysterical when you are yelling in Spanish but you have to translate everytime for those of us that don't speak fluid Spanish. I'LL WAIT FOR IT!!

[@photoprojector]

maybe she should drive that boat!

[@jrewing8012]

3:20 wife mad thought they own a sea hunter

[@kevin00714]

Noticed a couple other people film there. One dude talks funny. Nobody is in your league thou. A+

[@wildbill3555]

Alfred what is with the blue pontoon boat that is always at the filet station at Black Point? Keep up the good work. Need more videos for those of us that are addicted.

[@robbiejohnson3698]

Divorce is coming and a beating the trailer was way to much in the water lol

[@aquagrump]

That twin center console having a hard time getting his boat on the trailer while his ole lady is barking at him has several things wrong. First when you're putting you boat on a trailer you don't have to back the trailer in so far. Second, trim you're motor(2) up so you don't prop strike. Third get a straight shot at the trailer. Then motor it up until you near the wench stop and throttle off. Then pull you motors up the rest of the way, walk up to the bow and hook the bow ring step out and turn the wench a crank or two. Get in your truck and drive away.

[@Vinnie101a]

Better still. . . . Throw that wench overboard.

[@keyratcane66]

Agreed Alfred about young people. My son is 18 and lives on the water. I go out fishing with him and he is the captain of the boat. When he was 14 I took him to a guy at Big Pine for two days for a hands on boating class which included docking. Anyone looking to sell a skiff let me know.

[@tonyarsenault4256]

Was it me or was that trailer just to far into the water ? Needed to pull that truck forward about 3' ?

[@alexmikhael5061]

HE HAS A ROBILIOOIOLOLOLO!!! :) LOL

[@jamesstutts8480]

James stutts is here watching you live on chit chat show

[@tuliosantos5962]

Welcome to the Chit Show!

[@truckinfool3550]

Why does everyone drive the boat on the trailer? We always back the trailer in right next to the dock and move the boat on and off by hand with lines.

[@artnovak3259]

someone needs to show her to her place

[@cracker4706]

Why is it so hard for people to just push the boat to the trailer Hook up the cable and winch it up.

[@walldogger1]

Because the trailer has to be submerged so the boat never makes contact with the bunks .The boat should never be moving around and "floating" when it's on the trailer!

[@cracker4706]

@@walldogger1 ??

[@befmx31]

@@walldogger1 That trailer was in way too deep.

[@Aaron.Davis56]

@@walldogger1 If the trailer is submerged, the boat will be moving around and floating and it's because it's not on the trailer. You need 1/4 of the trailer out of the water to stabilize the boat.

[@walldogger1]

@@Aaron.Davis56 Sorry if my attempt at sarcastic humor failed. I really appreciate all the "corrections" though!

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

Homey gonna get breakfast in bed. Grits. Before he wakes up. HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[@monicaricco3392]

Alfred you need to get Dwight back in football, it will keep him out of trouble

[@markframe6457]

Once they get into the truck somebody's going to get a what for

[@TimsWorkshopTJY]

wawhalea, Grandma awesome I learned a new word in Cuban

[@rwhclo]

In Florida they are called Alligators.

[@skeptic9368]

Get into politics Alfred. This country needs leaders who LOVE THIS COUNTRY. If you run for office I will move to Florida to vote for you!

[@tonypleee]

WHAT A CHITSHOW!

[@JoeWilly69]

Phrase of the the day!

[@MikeK2100]

Only three minutes? I get the feeling she bought the guy the boat. This can be translated to the print shop I work for. "Let me do the job I am supposed to do." Luckily the owner's wives like me.

[@riverakers]

That IO at the fuel dock,the boat captain acted as if shifting at high rpm was normal.

[@heavyhitta52]

Miami in general is a chit show

[@lukebiers9523]

Hey Alfred check out fishing Noosa for last week for some wave breaking bar crossings in Australia bro 😎, some lads just strolling out through the breakers 👌

[@Bryan-no2xv]

Be a good time to take that honey right away from him lol

[@Jerzeyguy]

You should record these people trying to back these boats in their driveway.

[@henryharvey358]

that was great seeing that 14 year old parking boat

[@johnfranktullo3463]

It must of been a bad gash on that first boat with angry mami everyone and I mean everyone was checking it out ?

[@juloedtb1420]

I saw your chit show one time a few days ago and I became an instant fan. Grtzz from The Netherlands. Are you going live sometimes?

[@davidhumphries9182]

i do like the kids bring in the boat

[@tonymichaud8683]

I understood that there are no crocodiles in Florida...I thought they were alligators

[@TheRealdal]

There are saltwater crocodiles around southern Florida like Miami

[@robertdayton5503]

I didn't see a life vest anywhere

[@garystrain2788]

That was me at 7yrs old

[@ProspectingMonkey]

Alfred leave abuela alone lol