Boat Ramp Disaster ! Cursed Robalo Takes out Sail Boat ! ( Extreme Chit Show)

The Cursed Robalo America's only boat that can have two major accidents in the same day has left the Blackpoint boat ramp wounded and a sail boat on life support. The Chit Show at Blackpoint marina this weekend was in full effect. The weather in Miami is beginning to get really hot and the sandbars are starting to get full. Many boat ramp fails and qualified captains out on the water today but none like the cursed Robalo.
Sit back and watch till the end because we have two unbelievable clips that will make your mouth drop. My name is Alfred Montaner host of the chit show at Blackpoint Marina.
Boat ramp fails and Chit Show are crazy in this one .

[@AliexFolgueira]

Wowwwwwwwwwwwww I rewatched the crash wowwwww this makes me look like a professional boater lol

[@AlfredMontaner]

Did you see both crashes?

[@AliexFolgueira]

@@AlfredMontaner still watching 😎

[@AliexFolgueira]

Poor guy, why did he accelerate again ? I feel bad for him

[@EDVenturesFL]

Damm that won’t buff out the day I bought our boat with my dad the owner selling it was heading with us back to the marina to Trailer it and the man accelerated like this I almost flew off the bow when he hit the dock, then he hit reverse at full hit another dock and nearly hit a contender I pinged to the controls and turned off the engines, good thing he had insurance and paid for all damages or there would have been the end of that sale.

[@thaynamite]

@@AlfredMontaner BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 450 HP hahahahha

[@OGRE.79]

After watching your channel im a firm believer that 90% of these people shouldn't be operating a wheelbarrow, let alone a boat.

[@keithscudder7136]

The end of this summer you should see a bunch of boats suddenly up for sale ! :)

[@jonathancapestany6379]

heck not even a big wheel, but i guess they didnt had those back then.

[@greatlikeelviseh6063]

Boat salesman- "ever driven a boat?" Customer- "nope". Boat salesman- " then twin 225's are the right choice."

[@rickweaver7997]

I got slammed by a few commentors when I said certain people should take up a land based hobby from another video. This video is more proof of that statement. I'll probably get some flak again.

[@adlibrium]

Some people just can't figure it out and for their own safety and the safety of others should avoid boating. Most can figure it out if they take some lessons. What would this guy have done if he made it out to sea and had a real challenge?

[@gerrygilligan6991]

I don’t like onerous laws and regulation, but requiring a boater safety course for certain size boats should probably be required. Even if not required, it seems like common sense if only to keep your passengers and other boaters safer. Glad no one got hurt.

[@kickstandoutdoors1624]

@@adlibrium He'd be Fucked!!!!!! deploy the epirb and pray . LOL

[@sledgenwedge]

Not from me LOL

[@rustyh1686]

@@gerrygilligan6991 Dont you need a boat licence in US. In Australia our boat licence is linked to drivers licence. You loose one, you loose both.🤷‍♂️

[@DamonMoritz]

From Days of Thunder Movie: Harry Hogge : All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car. Cole Trickle : Hit the pace car? Harry Hogge : Hit the pace car. Cole Trickle : What for? Harry Hogge : Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect.

[@Kslay82]

Best comment!

[@johnbolton9957]

Lmfao!!!

[@JeffreyHatch69]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 that's funny bro!

[@stephen11b]

Top comment!

[@mrs.dinahsaur7195]

Lol, your reference is so obscure, but I got it

[@sailor144]

Hands down, best Chit Show video yet!!

[@RogerdelaRosa]

Feel bad for the guy. I get that he wants to take the family out for a day on the water, but a 26 footer with twin 225s was probably too much for a first-timer.

[@JeffreyHatch69]

I hear you. Would be nice if he could buddy up with somebody who knows what they're doing to take him out a few times and show him the ropes

[@PontoonPilot]

@@JeffreyHatch69 26 ft with twin 225s, or a john boat with 25... he shouldn't be slamming the throttle like that near any dock at any time!!

[@ahenseda]

Some people can start with a Big boat and some can't even start with a Kayak!!! :)

[@Stevesbe]

@@ahenseda exactly

[@mrs.dinahsaur7195]

Boat too big for a newbie, I'm from Cali. Like a flat bass boat with a trolling motor

[@DamonMoritz]

I would totally cover my face with a mask if I were on that Robalo.

[@ahenseda]

🤣🤣🤣 Paper bag masks are coming back in fashion!!!

[@Polux721]

They should be rarely available at the dock, in this ramp they will run out bags almost every day.

[@adlibrium]

Wow, twice in one day, dude must feel like crap. Hopefully, he learns from his mistakes and takes a boating lesson before he hurts someone.

[@jhershy1381]

Wow. Just even being a first time on the water. An adult whos driven a car and stuff. Whne does “floor it” ever be the correct response. Hes the human equivalent to spongebob squarepants

[@keithscudder7136]

@@jhershy1381 Don't humiliate Sponge Bob like that ! :)

[@2BearsOutdoors]

Man not to talk Chit but your right Alfred. First time Boaters should take a training course and even have a boaters license. I had to get mine for operating Airboats shouldn't be any difference with other boats. We always come across some really dangerous boaters that crosses our paths and puts us and our boat in harms way. . I don't know if it's the lack of expiriance or they just don't care but it seems to be the bigger the boat the more lack of concideration for the safety of others and their vessel. Just my observation when taking our boat out. We have to operate diffeneivly and offensively and think of the different ways to handle a bad senario as a boat is coming near treating every boater as a none expirianced boater.. Have to always be one step a head of the game to assure our safety and safety of others. And I get it, even expirianced boaters have their bad day or gets themselves in a hairy situation with their boats.. it happens to the best of us. Great Show Alfred.

[@johnbolton9957]

Gotta get recreational boaters license in Oregon

[@302Camaro]

You are absolutely right but the Marine Industry has very powerful lobbiest that will fight any potential laws that may slow down boat sales, so until something really serious happens we will continue to see novices on boats in above their heads.

[@2BearsOutdoors]

@@302Camaro Wow, very true and it's a little alarming.

[@DonziGT230]

He crunched the starboard, port, and bow all in one trip; the guy's thorough. I hope that was his first and last attempt at boating.

[@keithscudder7136]

He's thorough at least ! :)

[@lancemartin1153]

The Robalo has dock anxiety! I laughed out loud the second time. He could really hurt someone!

[@davidbalderston2751]

I am sure that once you went back and looked at this video again you saw that @ 1:50 there was a chunk of the stern missing on the starboard side corner just below the waterline of the Robalo. My guess is that it occurred when he struck the dock, not the sailboat. There is really no excuse for having poor control over a boat that size. In my opinion, the captain of the Robalo caused this simply because he was irresponsible and tried to leave the dock too quickly.

[@jimmarshall5453]

Yes, he smashed the sailboat with his right rear, and I don't think that was even the first thing he hit. You were looking for damage on the left side when he hit it with his right side. He is unsafe at any speed. He and some others need an instrument that temporarily disallows engagement at anything over 3% power for DOCKING.

[@tuomasholo]

Your video is going to help settle some insurance claims for sure. Great work.

[@sdavis5001]

he clearly said in another clip that no-one is to come to him for any legal reasons......can't say I blame him!! He's just a nice guy.......video on the side.....chillin'.....BOOM.......("don't come to me!!)

[@chrisbethmann3955]

They need a loudspeaker system in the harbor, “ attention! Robalo on the loose”

[@jimvanbrocklin2060]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@64samsky]

I'm a partially disabled Firefighter from Baltimore who lives in Vero Beach. I have a small 1980 Sears row boat with a 1969 Evinrude 9.5 that I'm working on. I hope you can give that boat to someone worse off than me. God bless you for what you do! I hope to meet you in person someday day.

[@jamielee9350]

Respect to the sailboat crew. Made sure the Robalo got docked safe before even looking at their own boat ⛵⛵⛵

[@waltertx.6020]

Good morning from Texas my friend 👍 Wow, they slammed that boat very hard‼️ 😱He Gunned it twice! Man, I glad I didn't miss this episode of the CHIT SHOW⭐

[@HiggsBJ]

Well this will be in the best of 2021 chit show. Can’t wait for Memorial Day weekend!

[@fc8438]

What à video ! This driver have to learn boating before to buy the Robalo ! Best Regards from France ( Atlantic surf coast )

[@mrs.dinahsaur7195]

Must be a rental

[@keithscudder7136]

@@mrs.dinahsaur7195 They rent out boats that big ?

[@downunderfulla6001]

It blows me away every time how the passengers just sit there when the captain comes in to dock. All these boats need one at the front and one at the back with mooring lines🍺🍺

[@keithscudder7136]

That happens quite often, as though the Captain will do everything !

[@TOM-C.]

WOW, Is there no license required when getting over a certain horsepower or size of boat? He obviously didn't expect that throttle to be so touchy, and respond so quickly. One day of training would have likely saved him the embarrassment. First time out with a boat like that, I would make sure I had some training under my belt, especially if I was inviting family, and friends to come along. 😁😎👍✌

[@redsammy7789]

Not to mention save him some money, that ding on the starboard side is going to cost, he should have put some duct tape on it to keep water out . slow and easy if you are a newbie.

[@mahatma171]

450 HP may not be the best for a beginner's course....

[@keithscudder7136]

As a newbie to boating, he turned the wheel to his left, but didn't realizes that stern quickly turns to his Starboard side.

[@TOM-C.]

@@keithscudder7136 True, but it seems obvious it's just like a car, but you have that rear end to look out for. Maybe due to my class A license it's easier for me to understand, but it does seem logical in any case with any license doesn't it? 👍✌

[@keithscudder7136]

@@TOM-C. I agree, a license should be a mandatory thing for any thing with an engine on it.

[@sledgenwedge]

22 minutes in and you say it's his first time on the water, like giving a first time driver a 450 horsepower car and saying here have at it! Got to learn somehow I guess

[@keithscudder7136]

He really needs to be shown the right way to handle that boat. On a first outing, you should never bring so many other people. :(

[@niko36]

Dude, I’m Italian, in Italy you have to be 16 years old to run up to a 20hp, 18 you can go up to 40hp. Anything bigger you need a captain license, which is equivalent to a captain’s 6pack over here, but with a thorough on the water test, docking, man overboard, it’s an hour long and if you don’t pass, you’re stuck to a 40hp. I think it’s insane that here some meat head can go buy a 400hp or 1000hp boat without ever being on the water and just go….. these idiots don’t even know that there are no brakes…… like the cabron in the video! Bro twice in one day?!?

[@12345fowler]

Only in 'Murica

[@keithscudder7136]

In Florida, there isn't a driver's license required for recreational boating. :( They only have a safety course me thinks. I live up here in New York and you have to have a qualified Boat operator actually has to see if you know, plus you need Insurance and finally you need to have a Towing contract for the year and finally the boat requires registration.

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

This is good information! XOXO, Costa Concordia 😀

[@jonathancapestany6379]

when did captain schettino started? looks like he cheated on his six pack..

[@cato451]

Robalo will be a perennial favorite!

[@keithscudder7136]

As soon as someone mentions that name boat, I instantly think of this one ! :)

[@pwoooski]

ur reaction just makes this so funny when u re-watch it

[@sneal77777]

That was a pretty robalo until that dude drove it for the first time

[@keithscudder7136]

Alfred, is this derelict of a robalo the winner of the Robalo curse??????????????????????????????????????????

[@John-yt5zr]

Bumper boat! Dude needs a boating safety course for sure, makes me wonder if he knows to stay within the channel markers. Dude needs to start with a 14’ Jon boat with 9hp! Just damn, unbelievable 😳

[@TyphoonVstrom]

Robalo owner "What's a channel? You mean like KZbin?"

[@richardhillier442]

Had to go back and peek at that Whiskey throttle ... my oh my...smack! Thx for the Chitshow Alfre🤠👍

[@ahenseda]

He slammed the sailboat!!! Welcome to the Chit show!!!

[@Joshuahall228]

“I believe the nerds have taken over” is easily my favorite KZbin quote of all time. You’re not far off either.

[@dockmasterted]

If you look close you will see where he hit the rudder of the sailboat, and he also caused the left outrigger to go into the folding mode.

[@keithscudder7136]

That sailboat needs to be pulled out of the water to see the extent of the impact.

[@garyblack8717]

"For sale, 26' Robalo, only used once. Has a few dings"

[@daytradingintothefuture4589]

"Que the croc music!" haha. Alfred, you are "The Man"!

[@12345fowler]

"Cue" the croc music

[@buddythedog8049]

Guy in the Grady white keeps his radar on so seagulls won’t land on his hard top 🤣

[@12345fowler]

Haha good one, well spoted.

[@MoonboyTV]

freaking double whammy! what a chit show!!!

[@2BearsOutdoors]

Loll . Te la comite.. The Dock Destroyer.. Looks like they fixed the damages made. The boat looks good. I love that Cuddy Cabin AKA The Dock Destroyer. Ok, I spoke too soon.. the Dock Destroyer does it again.. He entered nice and slow, but wow throttle panic control equals Holly Chit-Show..

[@bruhmoments1046]

I think this beats the dock destroyer century 🤣🤣

[@keithscudder7136]

They are in a race !

[@janettealcantar6816]

What a video 👍👍, some people need to stay out of the water. Thanks 🙏🏼 for the video, love ❤️ to watch them. You are the best. 👍🙏🏼❤️❤️❤️

[@niallkelly3604]

From ireland.. i been watching your videos and this is the first comment I made.. I love your videos mate and great gut giving your stuff away free.. not my favourite video of yours but wanted to say fair play to you

[@biggredd2008]

BROOO!!! wtf, 😂😂🤣🤣 I wish you would of shown us him taking the boat out of the water.

[@thercattrainer]

Wow! This panicked new skipper of the Robalo is very lucky that there wasn’t any damage to the sailboat. However, he probably damaged the bow after that second mishap. He needs a lot more practice docking! Dock wins against Robalo. Get him a bumper boat to learn on!

[@robbwk16]

This is why boating safety should be mandatory Haha not only once but twice! Omg chit show extreme!

[@vickys7370]

Cant make that chit ! Up 😂😂😂😂😂 best show , thanks again

[@AlShams69]

I’m 14 and I’m about to become a captain so watching this makes me nervous bit at the same time it’s interesting thanks for this video

[@Aaron.Davis56]

You have to be 18

[@boblister665]

Start small do some rowing in a dingy. It will teach you so much about wind and tide and how it effects a boat. Then when you get a motor you will be able to use the wind and tide instead of fighting it

[@steveinla8963]

There's a book, "Getting Started in Power Boating" by Armstrong. Buy it, read it. There is so much practical information. Hopefully there is an adult with experience to guide you. Good Luck! Have fun! Wear a PFD (personal flotation device; life vest). Boating is so cool for us water people.

[@AlShams69]

@@Aaron.Davis56 I’m in Florida and it’s 14 and you need a boating license

[@AlShams69]

@@steveinla8963 I’m gonna go to class for boating courses but thank you

[@stevep7608]

Holy chit!! That guy is a menace to other boaters!

[@jamesinkeys]

Insurance companies are going to take note of this marina..Raise the rates, and set up company insurance cameras for conformations...Great work Montaner!

[@canatolakhoemini6728]

The crazy thing is that this happens almost everywhere. Idiots think they can just get in a boat and there's nothing to it. Boat control takes a very light hand and patience. To say the least. Some people just don't have the brain power or patience for boating.

[@jonathantakield6586]

Nice to see everyone kept their heads

[@forgedspecialties]

bro you shouldve stayed so we couldve watched him try and trailer it out

[@mrs.dinahsaur7195]

Evil, you

[@HalfCutGarage]

Thank god your back !!!we woulda missed that 2 for 1 chit show

[@domvolpe1977]

Classy giving the dinghy away!

[@tsvandyke]

4:26 ... " we could have gotten away with it - if it wasn't for the guy recording us ."

[@keithscudder7136]

Damn ! We're gonna be on the Chit Show ! :)

[@citizentrucker]

Either it's him or the throttle needs adjusting. For a first time boater, at least they found their way back. Definitely would not have all those people on it for the first time. Take the time to practice folks. Cant tell if they hit the second boat, but I bet this one goes up on craigslist. Wife isn't gonna be happy. This could have ended very bad either at the ramp or out on the water.

[@kristybatista2415]

Oh my gosh!!! Some people should NOT be driving a boat! So dangerous! So glad everyone was ok!

[@Florida_Man_Robb]

That sailboat has way more damage than they know, they should have pulled it from the water immediately.

[@keithscudder7136]

If not at the impact point, another spot on the hull.

[@Corvette_pilot]

I love that blue Glass stream with the bow cabin! 😳

[@harryharrison6496]

That poor boat was hit HARD!!

[@keithscudder7136]

Thank God that that the sailboat actually moved as it was in the water already. A solid whack would definitely broken something, both boats were Fiberglas.

[@FishingwithCristina]

That's crazy I'm glad that everyone was alright it's amazing that he didn't do anything to the sailboat or to his boat.

[@redsammy7789]

he dinged his boat good, you must have missed that

[@FishingwithCristina]

@@redsammy7789 It sounded more like a crack I thought he had more damages

[@redsammy7789]

@@FishingwithCristina I heard the sail boat was fine but the other had some

[@tomdrummy4984]

Take it slow......is not enough to tell that guy. You should only be at idle speed in forward or reverse, when docking.......and you should be in neutral more than any other gear. In and out of neutral gear !

[@rawblow4512]

Robalo is now renamed to “Chips Ahoy”

[@gilbertfranklin1537]

Raw, I think it should be "For Chit's Sake" 🤣

[@rawblow4512]

Gilbert Franklin 😂🤣😂 fiberglass chips that gave the captain Chit’s! Captain Stabin!

[@rawblow4512]

Gilbert Franklin gives a new meaning to the words “Sail Boat”, you get hit and sail across the boat or the wood dock.

[@mju7752]

Now that was a chit show! His first, and hopefully last time out on the water lol...

[@egregg57]

AAAALLLLFFFRRREEEDD! Love you Channel! Watching from the sea coast of New Hampshire!

[@frankb4199]

They say you don't need insurance on a vessel. FTS, ALWAYS have it. Even an expert can make a mistake, always make sure everyone is covered. Getting sued isn't fun.

[@bettymaverick1098]

Alfred, you had to pay that boater. No way he is that bad. Good content for sure. LOL

[@kylestar13]

Love the rabolo whiskey throttle, and I'm very happy he lives in Florida far away from me in CT. He better make sure he puts a ton of insurance on that boat, he's going to need it

[@HL-ch4yf]

That Boat Ramp is Panicked City!

[@mrdreaded8865]

one word- WOW !

[@ron8979]

That was epic.

[@randyporter3491]

Great footage @ 14:55 of Fred's favorite hors'doeuvre paddling by.

[@jorgefigueroa7573]

I just finished watching the entire video. Did not realize the Robalo guy had returned at the end. he emits saying this is the 1st time using the boat. Problem number 1. And then that finally. This guy should not be out on the water. You have to get training for boating. This is how cluster fucks happen out there.

[@sheldonjames4328]

LMAO>>>if you back hurts tomorrow I got a good lawyerThe Chit Show!!

[@hildablanco1591]

The two people on the row boat are a free lunch for fred

[@mostlyinterested1016]

I remember being about 19 and getting my knuckles rapped repeatedly by a CPO for hammering the throttles to correct an issue. I learned very early to approach and depart slowly, that way your corrections are always small. I also learned early some choice "sailor language" when I didn't comply so, guess what? Yep, I got it right and I only ever got smiles and compliments.

[@brimmer1579]

He is a nervous nelly at the ramp! lmao

[@brimmer1579]

I bet he feels like crawling under a rock!

[@CapeAnnImages]

I've had a boat since I was 8 years old and though I've seen some stupid "boaters" I've never seen as many as on your "chit show"! For years I always wanted to bring my boat down there but after seeing these videos Florida has too many "chit show" qualified captains! I think I'll stay here in New England in Gloucester, Ma. Best Regards, Jay

[@lowryshank94]

Been boating in Boca since I was 8, in 1966. Guess where most all these Kooks came from, Oh course , the NE. With the most obnoxious Bronx accent" THIS IS HOW WE DO IT UP NOURTH " STAY AWAY MASSHOLE !

[@CapeAnnImages]

@@lowryshank94 I see the boaters from NY here too and please don't compare us to them boating wise. Up here "The Yankees Suck" as the chant goes at Fenway! One time I was at the gas docks when a 50 something foot Hatteras named "Hope" from NY was trying to dock. He managed to come along side of my 13' Whaler and push into it enough for my boat to "pop up" onto the float! He had about 150' of open dock space ahead of me!

[@keithscudder7136]

@@CapeAnnImages It doesn't really matter the state, I'm sure you will get beginner boaters from everywhere !

[@CapeAnnImages]

@@keithscudder7136 But the number of bad boaters is much greater down there! Once I was offshore here and saw a CC with twin engines broke down. The captain had both cowlings off and was removing the starter on one. I pulled over to help. He said he couldn't get either one to turn over and thought if he swapped the starters it would help. I looked at the dash and asked if he knew the kill switch clip wasn't in place. That's all it was! Yes stupidity is everywhere!

[@68dart]

Awesome , We need a boating operators test then a license , Thanks Alfred

[@Robert-po8jn]

There is one if you were born after a certain date.

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

@21:20: "Okay, we're here...everybody off."

[@hivemindconcussion2173]

This is a Chitty Chitty Bang Bang show!

[@DamonMoritz]

Good thing the Robalo has a kevlar hull. That captain is going to need it.

[@keithscudder7136]

Only the front 6 feet. :(

[@Elchapo62]

Wow he had power going towards the sail boat. Party people, he hit big.

[@tammybessen845]

Looks like some damage on the rudder.

[@mysticvalley2003]

Love Florida New Boats constantly crashing into something....as it relates to the sail boat it appears there is a crack in the support going down to the outrigger. See minute 5:37

[@daveopincarne3718]

Well he made it to a dock . . . not the one he was going for, but a dock none the less.

[@randiD123]

Oh man. That just goes to show, money can't buy sense..... A Robalo??!! 😩

[@marlonm396]

There should be regulations where every boater must take boating classes and get a license. There are way too many boaters as this gentleman who do not know anything and they are putting everyone in harm's way. I see it all the time!!

[@fishydubsfishing6516]

I can’t believe this Florida needs to have a mandatory coast guard class for everyone operating a boat

[@siriusstar99]

I’ve heard that if you are under the age of 38 yrs you have to do that now . I don’t know if that is correct but it should be 👍

[@siriusstar99]

It’s not just Florida, these people are from everywhere.

[@keithscudder7136]

@@siriusstar99 Most of these people live in the southern parts of Florida and plenty of them are Cuban/ American citizens.

[@siriusstar99]

@@keithscudder7136 I’ve lived on my boat in Florida for 25years the are from EVERYWHERE and so many don’t have a clue

[@keithscudder7136]

@@siriusstar99 I agree with ya 100 % Part of the trouble is their stubbornness to learn the correct way.

[@jamesknape2883]

The worry s that collision damaged the folding system of the sailboat. Think door hinges but much more complicated

[@surfstarcc1]

Give that robalo a thumbs up, He slammed that dock and it didn't look like much damage.

[@keithscudder7136]

Watch again, that sailboat took the brunt of the hit.....

[@andrew8604]

Wow , captain robalo needs to relax .

[@oldjohnnyrude8404]

I'd like to see how the Robalo driver (captain is a stretch) would handle four-lever controls for those twin outboards. YIKES!!

[@keithscudder7136]

We call them boaters, "Gilligans" ! :)

[@TerraFirmaX]

HOLY CHIT SHOW BATMAN!!!!!

[@RandomJ2023]

Stuck throttle cable? Crazy

[@keithscudder7136]

Brand new boat Sir. It's all the new-Captain's fault. He had no idea how that boat handles.

[@SantosRiveraPR75]

Que pasa Alfred.!!?! Estos tipos se creen que automáticamente te compras un bote, ya te conviertes en capitan. Es preocupante tanto inepto detrás del timón.!!! Saludos y bendiciones desde Puerto Rico 👍!!!!

[@cocoloco7295]

Todo el mundo avergonzado en ese bote. Candela.

[@honiswagner7674]

Hold the paddle right dang it!!

[@BigJonLP]

Love that show

[@chriscarter974]

Dang... are you serious right now? First time out and you have a boat full... com'on man

[@richarddavis2961]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣 the reckless boat telling another boat to slow down 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@keithscudder7136]

That's what u call a "Priceless moment" :)

[@mahatma171]

hot dang... boyyyy if he don't get somebody to show him how to run that thing.... he's gonna hurt somebody. That boat is gonna be tore up too