Ali G - CIA and Essex Police Department

[@damiansamra2283]

The Essex police guy has a great voice for documentaries

[@iMonsieurAnthony]

Thats what he does now. Search him

[@nextup123]

And he’s the most polite and patient police commander alive

[@chiralvandal]

He does sound like David Attenborough!

[@MajinGouki]

I strongly agree with u bro

[@miguelquazar883]

He is also very patient.

[@puddingleaf]

I love the fact that the CIA didn't gather enough intelligence before this meeting to know who Sasha was.

[@xandergreat9319]

J D oh my god 😂😂😂

[@TOOTALLLLLL]

@Mohamed Redha That's the secret.

[@jomane]

They didn't see the microphones n cams either!

[@TheSanien]

So maybe stupid people can get into the CIA 🤣

[@SkeleandStar]

im guessing they were expecting someone else, he tricks his way into interviews

[@comanchio1976]

"Yes, in the short term you'll get more puni and muff, but eventually, you're gonna get bummed" - Former Chief Constable of Essex Police

[@mogadon7]

"...and at that point I had to withdraw." LMAO.

[@itisWhatitis12345]

@Serth Jhiu He did say, "And that's a statement well worth making to young people" tho xD

[@decconb]

@@itisWhatitis12345 l

[@alexisbuchanan2028]

Spitting facts

[@AA-hg5fk]

He didn't actually say that, although he did agree to it being said

[@siteswaper531]

Sacha Baron Cohen as Ali G asking the CIA director about being under cover... so meta 😂

[@Dragon-Slay3r]

Joe is not his real name? I like his top when he speaks to the chief constable

[@StreetDrilla]

cohen i recall was actually somewhat related to CIA various times

[@judex3226]

Hilarious 😂

[@ZeroFucksLeft]

"But how do we h'actually know that Louise Armstrong was actually, stood, On,The moon.?" *"Actually it was Neil Armstrong."* "Whatever."

[@IronM1ke1983]

Louis Armstrong

[@royisdabest]

wot eva

[@daniel8763]

Hactually🤣

[@MrShinobiguy]

Sacha would ironically make an excellent CIA agent

[@mogadon7]

He said JFK conspiracy a load of nonsence...if its just Lee Oswald - why are the files still being withheld/kept secret.

[@Azoria4]

@@mogadon7 that CIA guy will obviously say that cos he’s in that exact organisation lol

[@thetradersam6157]

too smart to be a CIA agent🤣

[@Jay-vc6pf]

UN ironically *

[@chaddaddywarden4349]

He works for Mossad lol

[@GUBMENTxCHEESE]

The CIA guy was a good sport.....

[@lsobrien]

Whatever else you can say about torturers, they can have a laugh.

[@aureliaansah1462]

The guy from Essex Police was a good sport too. "And he ain't a prick, is you?" "Thank you for that."

[@alanbstard9301]

​@@lsobrien See what you mean there, Dick Cheney was quite sporting about his Who is America interview too. If anything this improves my opinion of these politicians whereas people like Andy Rooney and that South Carolina museum carpenter (hardly a big name at all) just come off as stuck-up arseholes

[@bfkc111]

That's a requirement by way of him being expected to do an actual job, he is not just a politician...

[@bfkc111]

​@@alanbstard9301 That is because you want slimebags and suck-ups, and not people who have standards. Ali G is essentially a "nice guy", but I wonder how acerbic, backbiting, sneering gossipers and suck-ups like you, with their own and more serious kind of being "stuck-up", would react to having to deal with some kind of "gangsta" teen or 20-something talking pretty dumb stuff. I prefer an honest angry disapproval of some buffoonish nonsense to weaselling around and passive-aggressiveness or empty posturing or other underhanded hypocrisy that is so popular online and elsewhere. Making it through an interview is no big deal either, but it matters what one reacts to negatively and how, and it's everybody's freedom where they draw a line to deal with another person, but types like you in turn getting toxic about someone getting angry about nonsense on a sort of professional or objective basis is just intolerant and a worse kind of negativity. To get more concrete: Sasha Baron Cohen probably didn't give a damn about the guy getting a little "angry". Because he is not mainly concerned with his ego and actually understands humans or what he's doing. Your types just want to protect their butts from disapproval in their weaselly habits, and at the same time want every means to get at them in an underhanded way.

[@rohanjaggi6259]

Ali G: “Who is Joe” Time Traveler: “JOE MAMA” Ali G: “Ain’t that a bit racialist”

[@Rinkusu]

I'm 10 months too late

[@Ab-xp6rw]

@@Rinkusu I am 11 months too late

[@Mctrippzy]

That’s Buttheads joke to Mr van Driesen lol

[@gummojunt]

@@Rinkusu currently a year late

[@skaiyontheslide]

@@Rinkusu I'm a year and 10 months too late

[@tankmaster1018]

its really funny because Sasha is so fucking intelligent himself and hes just trolling the shit out of this guy

[@lizclegg7556]

I think the guy knew he was taking the p.

[@GioTheRealDeal]

Liz Clegg having a l

[@haydencrook1945]

That's the whole idea of the programme

[@bogdy2craizy]

lol he tought "poonany" is "more money"

[@carultch]

At 6:40, the interviewee is thinking, "this man sure knows how to sum up what you get from being a criminal".

[@azmaananver3451]

its punani

[@ElDuderinoh]

@@azmaananver3451 lmfao poonany ☠️☠️

[@MissiJade]

I remember being in the UK when this first was aired. We were glued to our TV’s 😂 It’s so good to see this again. 😊

[@chelseablue111]

thank you i's got 2 GCSE's

[@GSG-io8zp]

George El Khoury Hurts because I actually have two GCSEs

[@samanrajaei8129]

And he's a Cambridge grad.

[@Interloper322]

2 GSCEs meaning you pass 2 subjects?

[@GVK42O]

GSG I got none 😳

[@defectivepikachu4582]

@@Interloper322 i think it means you did it 2 times

[@alexanderokak5112]

If I got £1 for every pixel in this video, I would have 50p

[@karpetcabin]

Alexander Okak this was recorded about 20 years ago

[@alexanderokak5112]

no shit

[@0live0wire0]

No, you would have £36864

[@g-lock6676]

@The beast why is it mainly brothas been used?

[@juanrio55]

And why should we give a fuck

[@peterstevens3913]

So clever: written in such a way as to lead the guests straight through the dialogue. He’s well clever, innit?

[@mayhemsforbigboys]

Nuff said

[@mogadon7]

Gets them to say the punch-line to the joke. Very clever. He is the best at this.

[@Iratherbeher]

i am DNA positive

[@ivx8345]

You got the NA? Damn

[@golem4617]

Was yo not wearin' a connie?

[@valenetjong]

DNA Aladeen?

[@nichhodge8503]

DNA = Drugs N Alcohol

[@icedbannanas]

"they languish in prison..." "... And get bummed." priceless

[@Kita9532]

watevah... it wasn't me

[@djswift1986]

Marin Gužvić what you want in the kitchen.

[@ghostpanic]

I didnt think their was anything below 240P but...

[@karpetcabin]

GhostPanic this is around 20 years old.

[@nabilbensafi]

There was *

[@TJJJJJJJJJJJ]

GhostPanic all three of the pixels are amazing what are you talking about

[@riku4861]

144p

[@georgewashington1200]

The infamous 144p

[@RaferJeffersonIII]

I love the way he always confuses Neil Armstrong with Louis Armstrong 😀

[@vinodr4911]

The big question for me is, how does he convince all these intelligent professionals to give him an interview like this?

[@RexKraemer73]

The Network was asking for the interviews and Ali did some work around the set so they thought he did the camera or sound, meanwhile there was a guy in a suit, so they were thinking that guy was doing the interview. Than Ali and the guy in the suit switched. That's how Sasha Baron Cone explained it once.

[@smileyface2749]

2:08 This mans just made a fatal error

[@Football__Junkie]

Ali G makes the interviewees laugh much more than Bruno or Borat

[@thefeministfather]

Ali G ‘I iz sitting here with Chief Constable Burrows and he ain’t a prick, is you?’ Chief Constable Burrows ‘Thank you for that’ 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JohanTalk]

haha! so good!

[@HerbalistGuybrush]

Is di NA worse than di Aids?

[@MadAdz64]

The fact u can trust Ali G more than the old cia guy is nuts

[@TruthSurge]

6:24 Ali trying super hard not to crack up.

[@3dgar7eandro]

The funny part he always ask dumb questions with obvious answers and the people he is interviewing always think in the difficult way of responding 😂😂😂👌

[@vallewabbel9690]

2:08 ladies and gentlemen, we got him

[@edenvasev1749]

This guy never fails to make me laugh.

[@nicedog1]

He’d never get away with this now.

[@TheMusicLeak]

Yes he would. He one of the original offensive trolling Jews to be part of modern day Hollywood. As long as you are part of their little clique, you can do whatever the fuck you want.

[@brakleeiqbal5900]

He made a new program like this just a couple years ago

[@alexalexalex1823]

@@TheMusicLeak that’s funny, considering people didn’t like his new film because it was offensive. So much for that theory…

[@jeffkerr807]

ya hes still getting away with it. check out " who is America

[@martinplatt5928]

He ain't a prick is yu? "Thank you for that" His reply was priceless.

[@panda4247]

"Crime ain't some'ing you should do. Crime is some'ing you should don't!"

[@joerivandeweyer3056]

"Ain't that a bit racialist to not use thick people" Ali G 2009 "Poor kids are just as smart as white kids " Biden 2020

[@turkeygod4095]

Wait a second can’t white people be poor Biden

[@melchiortod29]

Remember ali g? He's running for president now. Funny how ali g's concurence is a clown that fails at being a good president

[@TheLifeOfDan1]

This wasnt said in 2009, this was like 1999!

[@joerivandeweyer3056]

@@TheLifeOfDan1 yeah sure whatever. in this context, 2009 was a helluvalot more like 99 then it is compared to 19. Go pick some nits

[@gregng024]

😂😂

[@ryanmalone2681]

The police chief was so gracious.

[@00sparkleandshiiine]

that chuckle is priceless .. 'how do we know? I don't know.'

[@mattlambert3118]

Call me crazy, but the former CIA director may have had Cohen figured out and was just playing along to see where it was going to go. He might not have been just being polite when he said Ali G seemed intelligent.

[@hemipemi]

It's actually possible. Hard to say for sure but, someone in a position of such importance to national security (even as a former director) might be able to, (and would have plenty of motivation to) run background checks before agreeing to give interviews with anyone.

[@JSB-2Z-2K]

@@hemipemi of course he knew! you think the CIA would really allow some random guy coming in their office and interview one of their top long life man without having a clue who he is? Sure it was the U.S. but Ali G was famous in the U.k., the cia didn't even have to look far to know who he was, every layman English person knew who he was, lol

[@youtert]

@@JSB-2Z-2K He retired long before this. The interview probably wasn't arranged though the CIA, probably just through contacting Turner himself or a publicist if he had one.

[@MrYFlyer]

@@JSB-2Z-2K wasn't so smart stopping the World Trade incident

[@warbirb9774]

There's a camera in front of him, he knows what he's doing

[@AG-pg3vu]

CIA guy: I think you're intelligent Ali G: thank you very much, I've got 2 GCSEs

[@generalruckus]

“It’s against the law to be a criminal... “

[@ramn]

thanku very much i have 2 GCSEs ahahaha

[@nalbano]

There are certain people who he shouldn't toy with. Like the last man. He was a sweet guy.

[@justusjanssen2241]

That former Police Officer John Burrow from the Exxes Police is a British gentleman at its best !

[@harryp6957]

Fuck sake even Ali g got more GCSEs than me

[@ulrichmarch7431]

That freestyle in the beginning 😂

[@bluewuppo]

Lmfao and the crowd behind him’s reactions was perfect

[@KakarotOwns]

"More puni, more muff" lol.

[@lorcansnow2111]

A statement well worth making to young people 😂😂

[@fabiopalma4429]

" you're questioning whether people landed on the moon but now you're telling me you believe a movie." Lool, no way back to Ali G after this one, ahahah

[@CanonGames]

Lol Ali G was so awesome back in the day.

[@admiralgoodboy]

Lol Ali g lowkey being a spy in this interview

[@srpskisica]

when he akses him bout the moon landing he gets sooo nervous look at his legs haha

[@CoercedJab]

The most important loaded question there tbf

[@antoniomadureira4734]

02:07 “Who is Joe?” 2020 meme too early

[@tomo-yk9cf]

Awesome sketch!! LOL @ the "moon landing" 🤣🤣🤣

[@primedasymmium]

5:31 "it is against the law to be a criminal" aged like fine wine innit

[@MonolithMike]

How cool was that Chief Constable, though? Damn I wish we had cops like that in the states. 😐

[@Chris-he6nl]

The Former Chief of Essex Police seems like a really nice person. Btw. UK I love you for giving birth to Ali g nothing makes me laugh so much

[@StorieswithT]

I died when he started singing😂😂😂

[@daniel8763]

I absolutely love how he puts the letter H before words which do not have one lol

[@danglee1786]

I still laugh watching these😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@richiesquest3283]

Yòu could see the beast going in .

[@supadupairishboi]

Do the cops ever sing along? 😂

[@RawRapz]

it wasn't me

[@El_ACG]

I love the fact that there is a song called me Julie by Shaggy feat. Ali G

[@THO-BRO2000]

"He had to withdraw" and "he blew his cover". LMAO

[@ryan6600]

He doesn’t have to knock one out in court😂

[@JohnSmith-hq6fl]

I lost my shit with the Essex guy, perhaps its because hes British that he didnt overreact. xd So polite.

[@sashas4584]

Despite the quality of this upload, it is hilarious, wish I could later on show this to my grand sons in 420k quality, respekt

[@Krystalmyth]

Least they're not using a laugh track exactly~ or a better one. They shut up to hear because they're watching a prerecording but it's still an audience.

[@dawityos]

is i got D NA?

[@peterstevens3913]

So clever: written to lead the guests straight through the dialogue. He’s well talented, innit?

[@dontsettlefor500mill]

How ironic. Cohen is WAY too intelligent to be in the CIA.

[@eric-vu1jy]

I expect the CIA is full of robots… 😞

[@yoe91]

0:53 immediately breaks character lol

[@MRJAMMYDODGER101]

im here wiv chief constable burrow, and he aint a prick is you? thank you for that LOL

[@SinnohGreen]

I like the way the Essex chief says ‚arrested‘

[@gm0184]

“Then they get bummed” lmao

[@Decoy1138]

Laugh reel kills the entire joke

[@hemipemi]

How does any British person not know the word 'jizz'?

[@MaheshBh6]

the essex constable sounds like the examiner on audio tapes!

[@mrtambourineman6107]

I love Ali G, but he should of pushed him about the fake moon landings! No way Louis Armstrong stood on any fucking moon !

[@motab9981]

His 69 T-shirt aged like fine wine

[@Katt1n]

Wdym?

[@motab9981]

@@Katt1n 69 snitched and he’s talking to the police. So it’s kinda like he’s representing 69 while talking to the police

[@Katt1n]

@@motab9981 Lmfao, thanks

[@tbwatch88]

I hope Sascha looks after his "victims" and sends them residuals or at least some ganga every xmas! hahaha. they're so polite it's horrible. hahaha.

[@peteytheripper3050]

Aint nothin as funny as this on the tv nowdays

[@scotts_tot]

I would love a series where sacha goes back as himself and does a real interview with all these guys

[@cz2301]

It would be difficult, most of them are long dead by now

[@krytek2361]

Constable actually handeled it pretty good.

[@arjunkaul]

and then off i go to watch the rest of the Zoologist interview

[@Harcix]

Zoomologist

[@rushankhurram2316]

Never use examples with Ali G 😂

[@KingTrump2024]

CLIA - Central Lack of Intelligence Agency

[@chakowe]

they were both great sports lol

[@zaha4193]

this aint 144p

[@Dragon-Slay3r]

Joe wasn't his real name? I like his top when he spoke to the chief constable, ”like he said “it would never be allowed to happen in this country”

[@barryhernandez6428]

These English blokes are so proper you gotta love it

[@becky2235]

He invented the COVID handshake!

[@kount1993]

Its Neil Armstrong. Whatevuh

[@eineweitereratselhafteseel8801]

He paved the way

[@eclipsesolar8345]

ALi G : How do we know we whent on da Moon ? CIA : How do we know ? I don't know ! haha Well, yup.

[@Pouso187]

Who is joe????

[@hsk2909]

In the long term, you will get bummed! 🤣

[@lozzauk]

I wish they would take off the canned laughter

[@eric-vu1jy]

“HACTUALLY..” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Belisarius536]

what stage are you at? the more money more pooni stage or the getting bummed stage?

[@Pitera2140]

Nobody was on the moon they saw something came back traumatized

[@Pennycott5]

Damn

[@CoercedJab]

Declan Pennycott just watch their very first press conference back Debunkers like to claim they’re tired after the moon trip but they had been recovering in quarantine for a fat amount of time by then. They were returning conquering heroes, like we hadn’t seen in decades, yet answered questions like they had been forced to and contradicted each other’s answers too. Then look up Larry Silverstein

[@2pakiMakabeli]

fank u very much i is got two gcses.

[@MycologicalBlasphemy]

This is so awkward...at least the guy treats Ali G with some respect.

[@elidrissii]

The laughtrack ruins this masterpiece.