Alien Girl Eats Human Cookie That Aggresively Arouses Her | HFY | A Short Sci-Fi Story #hfy #humanity #scifi #aliens #battle #stories #story #ai #myths
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@tmacm22373 ай бұрын
Now cookies will be sold by cookie dealers in Lyrian back alleys.
@MrGchiasson2 ай бұрын
Right next to the packs of 'Trojans'.
@BatalionHunter2 ай бұрын
black market cookies made in black market bakeries
@ChironT2 ай бұрын
@@BatalionHunter black bakery sales are BOOMING after this info dropped
@markshasteen45792 ай бұрын
Imagine getting "hard time" over a cookie😂
@MrAdamskeАй бұрын
@@markshasteen4579 Hey, uh, you wanna buy any deathsticks?.... I mean cookies!
@heru-deshet3592 ай бұрын
They got married and had 200 earthaliens.
@ChironT2 ай бұрын
i thought you said earthmover, i was abouta make a V1
@jbbarbeau16122 ай бұрын
Nice litter😝
@billyhomeyer7414Ай бұрын
That’s in the next chapter ‘Alien girl eats Captain Crunch’
@lorddante23602 ай бұрын
Mercer: Cookie? Lyra: Thank you. ***5 minutes later*** Alarms blaring "WARNING WARNING WARNING, All males return to your rooms and lock the doors" Lyra chasing Doc down the hall with hearts in her eyes.
@corypower72572 ай бұрын
😮 O FUCK!
@149mattyman2 ай бұрын
"My name is Alex Mercer. Some call me a monster, a terrorist, I am all of these things"
@jesussaldana45583 ай бұрын
"The humans have made it to space....let the rizzing commence"
@hopeturner44683 ай бұрын
Facts 😂
@MurderPierrot2 ай бұрын
For some reason i don't doubt humans will do that 😆
@williamdargelas55852 ай бұрын
I like the 'rizzing' notion if civilized E.T.s do not laugh , ill-natured as they are naturally . "Rire est le propre de l'Homme", would have said Rabelais , but aren't mammals supposed to have mammary glands as a privileged feature ? Extraterrestrials with nipples or boobs has always seemed funny to me . D'autre part tout le monde aime les bébés , les chiots , les chatons , lapereaux mais qui aime les bébés scorpions ?
@MichaelMckinnon-q6eАй бұрын
@@williamdargelas5585 why would space aliens having boobs and nipples seem weird to you? The space aliens are more likely to have at least one boob and at least one nipple for nursing their young, they could indeed have more than one boob and more than one nipple of course also for nursing their young.
@Blindluck923 ай бұрын
I heard "Dr. Alex Mercer" and just thought, "Whelp, he made it to space, it's all over."
@Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperium3 ай бұрын
I caught that too
@YoLo-bb2vc3 ай бұрын
as someone who doesnt know the dire problems of one 'Dr Alex Mercer' getting into space perhaps you can enlighten me into this potential villain? i am indeed assuming he is such a character right?
@Blindluck923 ай бұрын
@@YoLo-bb2vc Only a "villain" in the sequel to his own story, which I personally feel deserved better writing. The shortest possible answer: an unholy viral fusion between the strength and speed of the Hulk, the shape-shifting, regeneration, and "dietary preferences" of Venom. And to make it even harder to even know where such a scary monster might be, he gets access to the memories of those he consumes, and can take their appearance. He got caught in a nuke and walked it off before the sun came up. He has a temper thirty miles wide, and doesn't play nice with others. He also can unleash his virus across all vectors for massive loss of life at any time, as well causing as a viral zombie situation and more like himself all in one. Nobody wants this monster in space.
@YoLo-bb2vc3 ай бұрын
@@Blindluck92 so basically what your describing is based on the macro-virus theory which states that any virus or bacterial cell or fungal spore can under extreme situations evolve past the microbial level and become a macro-virus and thus is essentially a multi celled virus making it a million times more deadly than its microbial cousins! such a virus if it was even a thing would easily wipe all life on any planet it spawned on due to the fact it would be using other lifeforms as incubation hosts for more of its kind in a sick parasitic way of propagating its species. more over each new generation of the virophage lifeform would inherit the hosts DNA along with the base virophage DNA making it more adapted in imprinting itself on more of that lifeforms hosts along with the potential of becoming more advanced to due to the blending of hosts and virophage DNA thus could potentially become more resistant to methods of countering it! this guy sounds like he got the rough end of the stick and could potentially no longer be classed as a sentient form of life but now classed as a type of Virophage lifeform as what you described are many of the attributes a macro-virus would exhibit. basically imagine a floating macro scale virus cell of Covid-19 escaped the Wuhan lab and started to attack mankind because of its singular desire to spread and propagate itself. in this scenario we would have all been wiped out within 6 months and all life on the planet within 2 years at best and all that is left is a strange twisted evil form of life that's whole purpose is to propagate itself into new hosts and expand its domain. the good part is even if a virus as to go macro it is highly and unlikely to evolve into a sentient form of life but if the conditions were possible that a sentient virophage based lifeform escaped into the galaxy and beyond it would effectively be a VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY BAD ENDING to the universe simulation as such a pest would become uncontrollable, very quickly and be adapting just as quickly and quickly becoming an unkillable pest by pure numbers more than anything else. does this sound like the same kind of threat this Dr Alex Mercer is?
@Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperium3 ай бұрын
@Blindluck92 summed up in a neat package of why this creature is terrifying. In fact, the Inquisitors told me of an assassin they created that sort of reminds me of Alex Mercer. I wonder if theres any correlation?
@Zedekk20042 ай бұрын
starts singing: "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me!"
@generaljimmies34292 ай бұрын
"Coochie Coochie Coochie starts with C."
@lidge19942 ай бұрын
"C is for 'Completion', that I've waited for so long!"
@drophammer7762 ай бұрын
Cookie Monster "Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!"
@jackstrayfeald10073 ай бұрын
All of this...over a god damned cookie!?
@mycroft163 ай бұрын
I mean, we've seen it over far less in high schools.
@penguin841013 ай бұрын
it could be worse, at least it wasn't a brownie
@mycroft163 ай бұрын
@@penguin84101 no no no... the weed is in the daytime brownies.
@harvestercommander32502 ай бұрын
Let’s not forget that this was an alien who likely has a different digestive system than ours. What might be delicious to us might be toxic to them. Like how dogs can’t eat chocolate.
@penguin841012 ай бұрын
Chocolate is a good example, there is also the spicy flavor, which is not actual flavor but a chemical induced burn sensation, meant to be poisson, also yummy for humans
@tlhamp03 ай бұрын
i guess they misunderstood what arouse means
@anxietyofmandella96013 сағат бұрын
Right
@redbaron4742 ай бұрын
Who else thinks "scifi guy" isn't a person, but a program?
@titanicbigship2 ай бұрын
me
@JustinMcGee-be8fu2 ай бұрын
you would be correct. Alot of these videos like this are just AI scripts generated and put up, which is why most of them really don't make much sense lol
@redbaron4742 ай бұрын
@@JustinMcGee-be8fu Yeah, many these days want likes/subscribers but they don't want to actually put any real effort into things.
@kingmasterlordАй бұрын
most hfy is ai now
@RealitygetrealАй бұрын
All a bunch of A.I. Garbage at this point
@dammitanothername3 ай бұрын
I was kinda hoping the human enjoyed an alien cookie.
@Laid-back-jsrt3 ай бұрын
or sex😂
@Henry-sv3wv3 ай бұрын
If we remove the cookie it may turn into a hot vore romance story XD >Alien Girl Eats Human Or is she eating a human that was turned into a cookie?
@t.c.27762 ай бұрын
Lyra the Lyrian... really? And a professional would not have use "your kind"... Did he just slip her a cookie with Ecstasy?... lol... the old "isolation room with a bed"... sure... And did Alara just politely blackmail Lyra and Alex? All this tension, when all they had to do was GET MARRIED...
@WTmac19932 ай бұрын
And then Alex finally got him some of that fine blue kitty - the end 😂😂
@Fernando-z1i1r3 ай бұрын
I'm wondering; why are all of the other aliens in the background of the picture, look like aliens and Lyra looks beautifully human?
@terrycarroll6563 ай бұрын
They only look like what we have been told aliens look like
@mycroft163 ай бұрын
Shhh... just give her a cookie.
@VlPER0073 ай бұрын
They did say Lyra's race was rare there. I'm more curious about the serious lack of men in the ranks of the aliens though. The poor things have a severe lack of options. No wonder they're all looking at the guy. 😅 Even if he is human. Lol
@MultiSteveB3 ай бұрын
100%
@Vershond2 ай бұрын
Because boning down with an sentient bug or other non humanoid alien tends to be viewed poorly with many.
@liamstone34372 ай бұрын
In reality, if the psychoactive effects of chemical compounds was known and in a database, a corresponding list of foods to avoid would have neen made available and such an incident would never occur.
@RonStochler-oz1qk2 ай бұрын
According to Star Trek protocols the Alien would take total responsibility for their consumption of the cookie. It would hardly be a source of interspecies conflict since the Lyra would already be warned about eating food outside of their standard and assigned regimen. This whole story is preposterous because it turns Lyra into a victim when it was really her responsibility to accept the risks when sampling food unfamiliar to her alien diet. There's just too drama involved here, interspecies relations involve the sharing of culture one aspect of which could involve sampling of alien food within informed and safe limitations.
@davidrosoff32282 ай бұрын
There's nothing preposterous about this AT ALL. First of all, the story makes it clear that there were already extremists trying to start a war. They just used misinformation about "Cookiegate" to further their extremist agenda. Secondly, how is this any different than our current reality where extremists use things as harmless as 2 people wanting a wedding cake, or people wanting the ability to vote, or to read the books they want, or people wanting access to healthcare, to turn everything into a cultural war where, if people are allowed these simple freedoms, it will destroy society & bring Godless, Communist chaos. Violent extremists don't need real issues to start a war, they just need enough ignorant fools to believe enough big falsehoods to create enough fear & divisiveness. We're basically living this sci-fi story right now, & not just in the U.S. Fascism based on lies & propaganda is on the rise around the world. Just a few examples are Hungary, the Philippines, Israel, France, & Germany. One of the few places moving AWAY from fascism (FINALLY) is Great Britain, where the Labor Party just won a landslide victory over the Conservatives. Unfortunately, this story is not only NOT preposterous, it's the current situation of our world.
@nmmrg2 ай бұрын
That's according to Star Trek protocols though. You're applying human morals. What if the aliens feel that it's the responsibility of the person supplying something to make sure it doesn't harm the people they supply?
@richardd3367Ай бұрын
@@nmmrg Very true! Plus, Lyra already mentioned the Lyrian attitude about comsuming mind-affecting substances; accepting full resonsibility might reflect very badly, and unnecessarily, upon her, and affect her mission and position.
@edmondgreen7970Ай бұрын
Yeah....different sci-fi story and their protocols are stupid anyway. They whine endlessly about not interfering yet the first mate fucks everything he can (or the captain if you like shitty acting). The fact is no one anywhere would have any idea how aliens would act in ANY situation. They are alien in thinking as well as everything else. The best part is that you whine about there being too much drama but mention Star Track right off the bat as if that shit wasn't made to be a drama set in space. Dude over here acting lie he OWNS sci-fi LOLOLOLOLOL Let me guess, you watched Back to the Future once and whine about different time travel concepts LOL
@CromeDomeOmega2 ай бұрын
...a song comes to mind.."I DID IT ALL FOR THE COOKIE! YEAH!? THE COOKIE! YEAH!"😁
@Armada762Ай бұрын
It's I did it all for the nookie yeah the nookie yeah so you can take that cookie and stick up your
@christopherwyatt97543 ай бұрын
note to self 'If going to space take lots of chocolate'
@orlinchirinos19812 ай бұрын
😂 right 🤦🏻♂️
@orlinchirinos19812 ай бұрын
😂 right 🤦🏻♂️
@orlinchirinos19812 ай бұрын
😂 right 🤦🏻♂️
@ryutoraijin2 ай бұрын
"Dr. Alex Mercer. Hm.... Prototype?
@taxpayer2392 ай бұрын
Shewww...good thing he did not give her a double Dutch ice cream parfeit.
@bluefalconssuck58812 ай бұрын
And you thought that _Giving a Mouse a Cookie_ caused problems.
@dragoonmk42032 ай бұрын
Godiva/Hershey's/Big Cocoa: Yo, I'm about to fuck some shit up.
@billyream77962 ай бұрын
Oh well... the romantic interlude never ensued. I guess "bad cookie nixes rad nookie."
@dan-jacobenglish15592 ай бұрын
Pfft. All that and no pancakes for the protagonists.
@Vectorman3772 ай бұрын
Girl Scouts: Time to sell some cookies! 😂
@orlinchirinos19812 ай бұрын
A mistake like this…is all it takes for a misunderstanding
@marcksman78962 ай бұрын
This must be why the darkside always has cookies.
@saccherrirhysha26603 ай бұрын
Ah ha, with high cocoa chocolate chips
@michaelharper36283 ай бұрын
Babylon 5 vibes
@VlPER0073 ай бұрын
I think I'm confused. Other than the one or two lines mentioning being aroused. I'm not sure I understand the title. Like...these two didn't even kiss. A 30 minute story and only 2 lines that had anything even vaguely to do with the actual title. 😂 Even drugged out with a alien version of viagra, this chic didnt actually do anything "aggressive" at all. Lol
@wil19412 ай бұрын
Imagine if she was a Turian... For f sake! Never eat alien food 😂
@judithsixkiller5586Ай бұрын
Will McDaniels has several great YT video's about the topic. Cooking BBQ for alien friends. Preparing a holiday meal for Aliens. Trying alien fruits.Trying candy's from the dark dimension. Making a salad with Possessed Vegetables.
@alexcole93253 ай бұрын
At first I thought you said "Dr. *Frank* Reynolds. I had to rewind and do a double take!
@thelivingkiltedpirate3809Ай бұрын
Let this story be a lesson to young men out there. Don't share your cookie with a strange girl. You never know if a war will breaknout.
@markotisovic82333 ай бұрын
Now, what kind of cooke did he slipped her?
@dragoonmk42032 ай бұрын
The most diabolical of all. Chocolate Chip. 😅😂
@tonyv89253 ай бұрын
Why is it that I see other videos with the same title but from different hosts? I have noticed this many times since I started listening to these audio stories. Who is the original author and who is the copycat?
@sphhwk3 ай бұрын
these storeies are pulled from reddit/royalroad ect. Not from a youtuber. They should credit original author though
@Henry-sv3wv3 ай бұрын
@@sphhwk are some stories fully AI generated or just bad author if the story is strange?
@tmacm22373 ай бұрын
These stories are generally picked up off of Reddit. Same with fanfics.
@sphhwk3 ай бұрын
@@tmacm2237 Ones that arent ai generated, usually credit an author. If they arent crediting an author thats so much worse.
@FallenAngelZero003 ай бұрын
The alien girl grabbing the cookie, she's pretty.🩵
@inthenutshell824712 күн бұрын
There's no way that I'm going to not click on something with this title bro. Like, what? I gotta know what the heck is going on here.
@Outlier9993 ай бұрын
Would you mind posting the recipe for that cookie 🍪? I’m an earthling but it’s worth a try. Btw, did this alien girl have big, pointy ears too.
@CutterElfquestАй бұрын
Someone ate a “special cookie”, freaked out, and wrote a SciFi story about it 😅
@fmlazar2 ай бұрын
Just don't stand between the Martian Manhunter and his chocos.
@gordonstevens11782 ай бұрын
This sounds a lot like Babylon 5
@Robert-z9x2 ай бұрын
This was nothing but Babylon 5
@McGrumpus3 ай бұрын
ALLLLL that....over a Chocolate Chip COOKIE???!!! wOW!
@larrygoodyear687510 күн бұрын
Definitely fiction - media coverage was actually beneficial! And now we know how the cookie crumbles.
@ryandow695323 күн бұрын
Anyone massively disappointed there was ZERO, very intense interspecies anatomy lessons?
@jessehall82423 ай бұрын
enjoy your stories wish you wouid write were a skunk get on board a alien ship
@lyh06192 ай бұрын
Another day of finding myself on weird side of the internet again…
@charlespeagler80103 ай бұрын
hmmm, roofied by bettycrocker
@dragoonmk42032 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@gregorychin18642 ай бұрын
On Babylon 5 (sci-fi TV series), Delenn grew human hair, just to look more human.
@EvilXero359Ай бұрын
The alien girl that eats the cookie in the thumbnail almost looks like Caitlin Snow
@deity28802 ай бұрын
dude wtf is this? some random ai generated image and a random made up on the spot story to go with it?
@Mothyone29 күн бұрын
😂😂 I really appreciate getting to know Cyrillians we're going to be really close from henceforth
@ozramblue1172 ай бұрын
Some serious missed opportunities for spice and humor in this story. The catalyst was glossed over too quickly and barely described from the Lyrian pov meanwhile the “intrigue” was monologued externally from that third party voice of god (the author). It was a framework for a story and not the story itself. It comes off as a student synopsis to a teacher requesting input on whether or not it’s actually worth writing. Great premise with lots of promise but needs serious fleshing out. Rather than being told what’s at stake, it should be “shown” so the listener/reader comes to understand it as the characters do. Best of luck with future projects. I’d love to listen to a fleshed out, rewritten story based on this synopsis.
@ingramdw12 ай бұрын
This is because the whole thing, story, image and all, is AI-generated. Probably Claude I would say. Eventually they'll get there, but for now nothing beats a human writer.
@BanishedSilentShadow3318Ай бұрын
Is it just me or does it look like the master chief is in the backyard between those two?
@josephhunt44762 ай бұрын
Who the hell gave Mercer a space ship
@saganandroid417519 күн бұрын
I was promised a blue nymphomaniac and all l got was a cultural festival and a peace anthem.
@josemiguelbaez81122 ай бұрын
I thought that within the narrative there was the story of the mingling of two different species and a new species that will make take its parents species to the next level of humanoid evolution on the cosmic scale
@thedavecorp2 ай бұрын
WHAT Arousal?
@JakitSol5 күн бұрын
(halfway through the video) damn! that must be a really good brand of cookies!
@gaminawulfsdottir32532 ай бұрын
The subtitles are impossible to ignore but frustrating because of the inaccuracies. They never spell the name of the alien race the same way twice. So, which is it?
@gillyadceril75312 ай бұрын
Must be AI written, awful
@michaelmorley81052 ай бұрын
Professional Curiosity and a PERSONAL FASCINATION, In other words He wanted to play Hide the Sausage 😂!
@chadrowin295623 күн бұрын
The cookie that shook the very foundations of political and interspecies relations throughout the Milky Way Galaxy! Xylothorine, found naturally in human crops? This would have been so much more authentic if they just stuck to something actually real, like cane sugar ....
@robtathome2 ай бұрын
She didn't ask seductively for another cookie?!? This story needs to be rewritten...
@DGneoseeker12 ай бұрын
Alex Mercer? Oh no.
@dannygjk2 ай бұрын
I bet that story was written decades ago I'm familiar with that writing style from when I was young.
@stopthink7202Ай бұрын
Is it me or does Alex have this huge 'creepy stalker' vibe going on? I'm struggling to follow the logic of why Alex was allowed to be present in both the medical facility as treatment was administered and the security interview. That doesn't make much sense. And his over use of the word we in comments like 'we need to find you somewhere safe. I'm amazed Lyra hasn't told him to go away on many occasions. Must be the effect of the Aphrodisiac cookies. lol
@Jkirk32792 ай бұрын
Probably the theobromine in the chocolate.
@jadesorono66943 ай бұрын
Cookies ( pluse ( + ) chocolate ❤ ( Equal ( = ) viyagra love Rizz story
@Sci-FiGuy_3 ай бұрын
😂😂👍
@andrewhabroad3 күн бұрын
Now, tell me where is the sequel published on literotica.
@christopherhermans2 ай бұрын
It was the chocolate chips in the cookie. 🤣
@kouyang939315 күн бұрын
Did you just eat my last chocolate chocolate chip doughy chunk cookie
@felixluisocasio89482 ай бұрын
This doctor checked her esophagus and/or stomach in a medical database? Not mention her digestive system. And for God's sake I am not a doctor, just a casual You tube observer.
@michaelkuch58112 ай бұрын
It was laced with marijuana 😮
@feynthefallen2 ай бұрын
Not at all what I expected from the title.
@pumpa2448 күн бұрын
So their People have ancient treaty nobody but her remebers?
@ilovehmetalАй бұрын
Chocolate Cookies $500 a gram 😂
@thomasabramson1003 ай бұрын
Why are all the females in these space stories named (Lyra) someone liked MY little pony also all these years I thought they where called roofies not cookies
@calebwick9223Ай бұрын
Secure the reactor core
@corypower72572 ай бұрын
Yo man! What prog ya use ta make that pic?
@draconus034 күн бұрын
all of this guys titles seem to have misleading titles
@tobalaz2 ай бұрын
Those are called Oreos.
@TheAceFalafel2 ай бұрын
Where can i find the Lyra chatbot?
@JLH1956Ай бұрын
It was just a cookie, but everyone had to get all liberal and blow it out of proportion.
@CarlGorn2 ай бұрын
Story's a bit dry, needs a more personal element to it. Shows promise, though.
@heramaaroricon47382 ай бұрын
Ah yes, more clickbait titles. There was 0 arousal in this story.
@robertgraybeard37502 ай бұрын
I almost gave up on this drama, "ancient" treaty _*on paper ? ? ? *_
@robertgraybeard37502 ай бұрын
How long were the two species known to each other? A "new" psychoactive drug? SMH
@seriouslypeople145314 күн бұрын
Avatar obsession
@CommissarVoren16 күн бұрын
WHAT IS THIS HERESY!?!?
@crimsonvoid15952 ай бұрын
What’s the name of this movie?
@Fenrixfoxcraft2 ай бұрын
The writing in this story is terrible. I wasted a few minutes of my life listening to this, don't make the same mistake I did.
@fightermcwarrior73912 ай бұрын
And then they didnt ****
@Wishbringer72 ай бұрын
Click-bait caption. Many were likely expecting a human-alien romance story and instead were treated to a long, dull political monologue. sigh. Not one of their best stories.