Alien Spies Listen In To Earth's Chatter and Nearly Go Mad! | Best HFY Stories

[@phoneboxchicken4108]

The idea that aliens can be defeated by Rick Rolling is hilarious.

[@Nemoman56]

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET DOWN NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND DESERT YOU

[@loganshaw4527]

Last courtesy call music 🎶

[@redschafer7804]

ya that thought made me giggle

[@buddyguy4723]

You think that's bad? Look at this ..... rolled again. Ha gotem

[@darkbooger]

Didn't Tekkit send a rickroll into space a while back?

[@wesleyward5901]

Nice to see our brainrot actually being useful.

[@Theflowingcurrent]

In a war? Send them memes

[@meh92]

@@Theflowingcurrent They will fall under the army of the sigma ohio skibidi gyatt rizzlers

[@Theflowingcurrent]

@@meh92 The iPads shall fry their brains

[@rat_king-]

Aliens have a hyperfocus problem... Advanced tism engaged.

[@yourdemiseishere]

They never had things that were suffering to focus on.

[@Its.Kagura_BachinTime]

Oh God no, we done cooked aliens brains too

[@umaiar]

"That feel when no goth gf" 💀😂 Fun side note, it looks like the art direction has taken feedback, the generated images seem much more coherent to the story.

[@MsDogleaf]

Righttt

[@kenlee5509]

Oh MY! It has! And for _this_ story too! Much laugh, Very giggle. Yay them. Yes, well done, well noticed, I was noticing it too.

[@StarboundHFY]

we have listened! :)

[@dynad00d15]

This have to be the funniest HFY story i've come across! The "ok boomer" incident made me laugh so hard! loool

[@vampd2660]

Imagine when talking about 40k they yelled : for the god emperor

[@nitrocatmeower8941]

Or even crazier, if they stumbled onto some humans playing as Orks in Warhammer 40k with Ork speech patterns and everything

[@marten3451]

Meggie: "SMG4, DID YOU MESS WITH THE GALACTIC COMMUNICATION NETWORK AND DUMPED MEMES AGAIN?"

[@DaVie-2]

Alien: *Years and years of training using the highest ends of technology to bypass, and spy on their enemies* Humans: haha skibidi ohio gyatt

[@ListenToTheVoicesDoIt]

Aha. Subspace trip mine

[@A-stray42]

*Laughs in extreme meme war veteran.* Meme War 5 was wild, and Meme War 6 is starting to wind up now.

[@ademile_0973]

I think in this history the mentality of some normal adult human can be abnormal to don't fall into memes in a daily basis lol

[@loganshaw4527]

The aliens forgot to "touch grass" keeping away form the internet helps.

[@LaculusA.Lassus-bj7iw]

Imagine if this is our reality. We had a chance to make first Contact about a decade or two ago. But thanks to our internet, we managed to scare away the aliens before we had a chance to to meet them and they have quarantined us all these years as our internet culture grows and expands.

[@boffo63]

It makes sense lol

[@josterio6863]

I don’t blame them

[@aaronlefebre5060]

The aliens didn't come across any of the built in defense memes like "touch grass" or "cute animal pictures/videos" to help them curb the brainrot. Instead, the only sane one left was still caught taking a wiki dive, and managed to send a distress signal as the only recourse they had left.

[@bluefalconssuck5881]

Just wait until they find 4Chan.

[@ListenToTheVoicesDoIt]

Reddit or twitter

[@ListenToTheVoicesDoIt]

Or even discord

[@diarradunlap9337]

Or, even worse, Reddit.

[@kenlee5509]

You are cruel for even leaving that where they might stumble across it.

[@bluefalconssuck5881]

@@kenlee5509 Yes... Yes I am. 😁

[@johntheherbalistg8756]

The only reason Laumach made it out in one piece is just luck. He never got on X or 4Chan 😂

[@IamCoalfoot]

I can't tell if he was on Wikipedia or TVTropes. I think Wiki because he wasn't naming Tropes, _he_ certainly isn't a Big Damn Hero, more like a Shell-Shocked Veteran.

[@johntheherbalistg8756]

@@IamCoalfoot Something pretty tame, for sure.

[@kenlee5509]

YT, science only, with the autoplay turned off.

[@patrickdurham8393]

He who wins the meme war wins it all😅

[@ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken]

Holy smokes a knights of the old republic call out 😮. Never thought they would actually mention Mission Vao.

[@boffo63]

That was pretty damn cool. I'm gonna reload and mod up and take another journey.

[@robertsacks7995]

And the Yuuzhan Vong too

[@TheZoenGaming]

Gen Alpha Brainrot, the greatest weapon in existence.

[@shufadragon]

This was good. The story was neither stereotypical nor egotistical. In the same way that most inventions are accidents, so to could cultural differences be so unexpectedly different.

[@kenlee5509]

OMG, your analysis was so flat it took all the air out of my giggle balloon! You owe me a tank of medical grade nitrous!

[@pasaniucdaniel4112]

wow, one of the better ones, few stories are based on culture and not just technology and/or violence

[@charlesrockafellor4200]

Speaking _presumptively_ on behalf of my entire generation: *Gen-X approves of this message.* 👍 Beautiful interpretation of the [current] generation gap, slang's language shift, great touch-points on the entertainment deep dive, and a wonderful execution of a _Pontypool_ like meme-virus (and the black hole conspiracy angle was icing on the cake!). The doomscroll is real.

[@SeedlingNL]

I pity the poor alien that stumbles into the SCP wiki... or *shiver* TVTropes...

[@ZenAki]

Feel for the one that Wiki-Walks the entirety of Wikipedia. Nearly 7 million articles just in English. Imagine if they did not realize that we have multiple languages on Earth and read all the articles in all the languages?! And that's not counting the links that go to the specific Wikis like Bulbapedia or RangerWiki. And that's not counting the mayhem that is the Star Trek and Star Wars respective wikis and the insane concepts that someone may have made a Wikipedia with the near 7 million in Klingon or the languages from Lord of the Rings?

[@phoneboxchicken4108]

@@SeedlingNL Or finds out Reddit and the hardcore users who live up to the stereotypes.

[@Knowsthefall]

I feel like we all would be avoided like the plague

[@arlenfreeman3439]

@@Knowsthefall It *is* a plague.

[@samseav9746]

Just wait until they see some of the crazy steam games we make

[@Silverserri]

I don't know what's worse: the fact that I understood the alien's meme talk, or the fact that I laughed THAT hard at the image of an alien speaking internet slang.

[@oscardalmatiner8724]

Memes, the DNA of the soul

[@loganshaw4527]

Humans: o, you are approaching me?

[@vister7130]

I was wrong, you're not crazy. YOU'RE BAT SH*T INSANE

[@buddyguy4723]

Reeeee or something

[@happyhafer1403]

i think this is my new favorite HFY story. getting so into the flow of media consumption that you forget yourself is certainly something i can see becoming an unintentional weapon. i think we humans are only so 'resistant' to losing ourselves because we can't hyperfocus for long enough to truly lose ourselves. most of the time at least. so in other words, our media is customized to be extra attention binding, to counteract our natural scatterbrain tendencies and lack of excessive attention spans. hmm... i wonder what would happen if our eldritch horror stories get read by a psionic race? would they create/become Cthulhu themselves, get paranoid/mad and pretty much die out, or manage to contain and purge the eldritch mind construct and save themselves? if you author of this story, or any other author interested, reads this comment, i would very much like to see such a story being created and read here.

[@johntheherbalistg8756]

@@happyhafer1403 This actually makes me think of something I'm doing in a D&D game, regarding psionic big bads and characters sensing the 4th wall. Hopefully, at least one of the PCs will go crazy (cleric, if you're reading this, you're top of my list) 🤣

[@happyhafer1403]

@@johntheherbalistg8756 😈 i like that idea~ and at some point, how about corrupting his divine channel to their god. like, they are in a pickle and the cleric decides only some divine intervention can help, but instead of their god, Cthulhu answers the call. would of course need some foreshadowing to warn him that the divine presents he is connected to feels a bit different, or something like smite is oddly colored, kinda like eldritch blast. that kinda thing.

[@johntheherbalistg8756]

@@happyhafer1403 I intend to make him lose his faith, while keeping his beliefs. Like, he *knows* his deity exists, insofar as anything does, but he also has reason to suspect that all reality is a fiction, so the deity can't be all that great, really

[@kenlee5509]

The moment he mentioned Psyonics, I said "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" All sentient life would be toast. Is _that_ the great wall that kills all civilizations?

[@johntheherbalistg8756]

@@kenlee5509 No, the fourth wall is the one that separates fictional characters from reality

[@teamidris]

Brain rot :o) I like the premise.

[@thebestoneout9925]

aliens are scaareed of skibidi toilet XD

[@Scarifar1]

That's not a surprise, skidibi toilet was a mistake on this planet.

[@jayamilapersson4030]

Its funny though

[@jayamilapersson4030]

Humans ultimate weapon: operation meme We just rick roll the whole universe

[@MotoNORMative]

Glad to see too much internet isn’t just a human problem.

[@whosagreekgod4135]

I like that ending. 😂😂😂

[@intensehumanbox9662]

so weird suggestion but since this is fiction do you think it possible to make a sort of aliens discovering a humanity that actually has magic? could be high fantasy levels or low fantasy levels of magic but i think it would be interesting

[@rogerbrownreacts8528]

Cthulu gives a thumbs up.

[@chrisbetancourt7111]

14:58 in defense of the books at least when they killed off Chewbacca he went out like a badass han solo went out like a pussy

[@Jkirk3279]

That was when we finally realized that George Lucas worships the Dark Side.

[@chrisbetancourt7111]

​@@Jkirk3279 I think turned to the dark side is more fitting

[@themandalorian400]

Hard to go out better than shaking your fist in defiance as your enemy drops a moon on you after you saved your best friends youngest child. What they did to Han was just... sad. Didn't really stay true to the source material.

[@kenlee5509]

OMFG! ROFLMAO! ... As quietly as I can as to not awaken my grandson... *sigh ... So, aliens can't grok the open net without turning into newts, how human of them, they'll get better.

[@s0cc451]

Meme infected the Alien DNA of the Soul.

[@I_also_needed_a_name_so]

The title changed… it’s no longer the alien saying “what is a meme”

[@TomRedlion]

Laumoc went on a Wikiwalk.

[@AntiWokeOne]

Wikiwalkabout

[@PlasmaMongoose]

Imagine if they investigated 4chan...

[@bjbear5202]

8chan, dear god!

[@kenlee5509]

The wayback machine would eat them.

[@pandaemonaeon9]

😂 This is hilarious

[@jsl151850b]

*Ohhhh! If only they'd let us watch the TV they recorded in 1936 - 1980s!* *Hardly anything remains! Even early Johnny Carsons are mostly gone!* 21:46 *The Streisand Effect.*

[@samcruickshanks6856]

Honestly I think this was the best one of these kinda stories I've ever seen on KZbin, and the narration was just as good too in my opinion, Bloody brilliant, thank you very much 😊

[@ellorasg4525]

Okay, rule no 1 of having an alien friend: Introduce them to the human internet. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BioToxin]

to think information hazards are the most effective weapon we could have 😂

[@kevinjermaine]

😂😂❤😂we've managed to mess up aliens with our brain rot.

[@TheBetterManInBlack]

Begun the meme wars have.

[@mcrib8330]

You are a breath of fresh air for this genre, thank you

[@Speedfly1]

Thank you for reading it out loud, it is so much better the AI-voice, and you making different voices per character is so nice. Thank you again. Moral of the story. Meme's are dangerous. I say is really close to reality. I am 45 and do spend some time on the net but still can't understand half of what is said, between young people today. And I do feel like the investigator, "just strang the stupid kids" that can't speak right, not even in their 20's.

[@madnimrod2489]

This was a good one. Made me laugh a lot. Also reminded me of a very short story, more an anecdote really, I heard a while back that spoke about how humanity was full of stupid ideas. That one had a segment that spoke about how humans weren't allowed to visit this one species homeworld without a mental block cuz they were a race of tentacled psionics and after their first meeting with humans their ambassador was found curled up in a corner muttering "Tentacles don't go there" over n over.

[@Golden_Pawz]

Imagine if they found the inappropriate website's That alien is actually cooked. 7:26

[@loganshaw4527]

The wiffu's are strong with this one.

[@kenlee5509]

He is happier than his fellow researchers, silly crazy is better than angry crazy.

[@KuroDCupu]

I was interested for their visit to the one infected with "weaboo" culture tho

[@alt5494]

This deserves to be live action full production value 😂

[@soreneverhart3396]

The strangest thing about this, is that it actually has some deep insights into how the mind can work. The more I think about the more I realize that this has some level of plausibility.🤨

[@gogameing5657]

7:43 report we have a emergency alien infected by brain rot repeat this is not a drill

[@Debatra.]

I was just waiting for one of those recommendations to be "Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure." A little last-minute sign that Laumach wasn't entirely unaffected after all. Also, I now have a crippling fear of aliens discovering 4chan before anything else we have.

[@seannash4695]

Another story from this beautiful young lady? Why, yes please.😊 Good stories. Thank you.

[@Uebagi]

We brain rotted aliens with memes frfr

[@andrewlau6466]

I love that the internet is portrayed as a massive cognito-hazard.

[@derisathartfelt]

this is peak, PEAK!

[@boffo63]

Just a fantastic story. Thanks for the effort.

[@creinicke1000]

Funny.. liked a real person speaking.

[@robertgraybeard3750]

at 25"XX ". . . like a flowering fractal tree." well said

[@Maddin1313]

In the novel Blindsight by Peter Watts, (SLIGHT SPOILER WARNING) the humans theorize that the information that is broadcast (radio chatter, music, the internet) by humans is useless information, and that aliens might perceive this as a sort of attack, by wasting their resources to try and interpret this information.

[@vpenades]

After hearing this story, my first thoughts were: "Solaris in reverse"

[@Two-EyedShockwave]

*This episode has been Monsoon approved.*

[@helljumper2565]

THE MEMES

[@ListenToTheVoicesDoIt]

THE MEMES JACK

[@Maddin1313]

The combined insanity of okbuddychicanery and batmanarkham will defeat the aliens.

[@LawrenceKennard]

Such an ingenious sci-fi story❤

[@perioquido]

This made me laugh way too much 🤣

[@shoesbutsockless]

memes are Cognito-hazards for aliens.

[@kenlee5509]

Translate to English plz.

[@apolloxiii5574]

LOL, this was a fun story.

[@PythonPlusPlus]

We turned them into iPad kids

[@japkap]

The Voice actor is giving me V vibes from Cyberpunk 2077.

[@kenlee5509]

www.youtube.com/@HFYGirl

[@buddyguy4723]

Killer voice. She better be in the GTA 6 or something

[@TheMCGibson]

Not the alien brain rot lol

[@al145]

If shitposting is what saves humanity then call me a hero

[@jimsavage147]

😂 nice narration

[@Atlquotl]

"Universal translator. We're not supposed to have it. Our thoughts are so primative, they're considered an infectious disease in some of the better galaxies. Kinda makes you proud huh?" J

[@Iron-Jupiter]

I wonder how powerful religion would be for aliens if memes and pop culture had this effect 😂

[@onup1475]

We're all sons of the patriots now!

[@AntiWokeOne]

Wouldn't it be ironic if aliens hacked the internet, created this channel and wrote this story?

[@arlenfreeman3439]

Takeaway: If we deployed our imagination as a weapon, we would dominate the universe.

[@einlandersvideos6213]

They discovered 4chan, shitposting, and brainrot.

[@Black-Star]

It’s called a cognitohazard

[@cseale61]

I knew the internet would be useful someday.

[@soreneverhart3396]

Brace Yourselves! Begun, the meme war has.

[@jacobcerniglia6035]

Hello aliens, would you be interested in DANK MEMES?

[@russko118]

finally a good story

[@kenlee5509]

_This_ channel does it right, better and better actually.

[@russko118]

@@kenlee5509 doing it right yes, but i found some story not that good. but that's personal preference

[@kenlee5509]

@@russko118 Yes, their older stories were not as good, but with human writers and readers they are way better than the AI ones.

[@captainkanji1]

Meme Warlocks will defeat the alien invaders.

[@meh92]

Memes Jack, The DNA of the souls

[@justinsteele4756]

That was funny awesome

[@donniejo8888]

WOW the meme speak head ach

[@GalenLark]

Is she the same person who read the Ahsoka book?

[@alexnunn2161]

15:15 good thing they didn’t find 40k then kek

[@bygonewonders]

Sounds like its being narrated by mei

[@guyincognito394]

Cry Havoc! Let slip the goatse of war!

[@normal_handle47]

aliens are even more vunrable to brainrot than humans lol

[@rho_mu_3687]

This is regarded.

[@RaNdOm_HoMaN4-Lemonbunny09]

Despite being a Gen Z I understand none of what was said by Veddick.

[@jamesfry8983]

You are hotter than any death world planet, not wishing to come off as a sleez but its true.

[@austinthacker3403]

bro skibdi toleit can drive people to shoveing themselfs in tolioets attemed murder and a unable to say anything but skibdi bop bop over a single season now image the whole skibdi toliet seris bein g showen on evrey screen on a alien planet that would be a mass genoside