Aliens Use Earth as a Factory For Humans Who Are Being Harvested For Immortality

Three alien siblings send mercenaries to catch the impoverished young woman that owns Earth because they want to harvest humans to make a youth serum.
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[@jimjimmyjames59]

Half wolf…who has wings? Da fuh?!

[@maxdeqtyarev8044]

Don't judge people fursonas

[@ivailoivanov01]

@@maxdeqtyarev8044 oh yes i will judge furries, the worst thing after weebs

[@akshatkalra5427]

🤣🤣

[@dominictria3758]

Half wolf, half man, half butterfly. Wolfmanfly.

[@iancunningham941]

Haven't Yi seen the documentary with the Rock and a real giant white gorilla? There's a real life giant wolf with wings in it. 🙃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺

[@ftw7026]

Ya know the most surprising part of this movie is that Sean bean actually didn't die in it. Thought for sure as soon as I saw he was in it, he'd be dead by the end

[@Ozymandias1]

Some other movies where he doesn't die : Troy, Flightplan, Shopping, Silent Hill, Silent Hill: Revelation, Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief, Stormy Monday, When Saturday Comes, Ronin, Natural Treasure, Posessor, Wolfwalkers, Sharpe, Pixels and The Martian. Plenty of movies where he lives. It's just that his death scenes have been so memorable.

[@rayleigh8]

Even recaps, this movie feels like a giant mess.

[@dmsmhic]

Yeah just this recap felt like half an hour lol

[@arthurneddysmith]

I didn't mind Jupiter Ascending. Perhaps I'm the odd one out, but I liked this as well as Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. Not many do.

[@princesarma9273]

@@arthurneddysmith I enjoyed watching valerian too. I think it was great.

[@ReviewRecapped]

​@@enduringpursuit hahaha...u are right

[@arthurneddysmith]

@@princesarma9273 🫡

[@lorzon]

This could have been great. There's just so much worldbuilding that not even the Wachowski's talent could save it.

[@lief3414]

Credit where credit is due, it isn't every day you come across a movie so bad that even 2 minutes of recap is too much.

[@charlessmyth]

That's a lot of movie to cram into only 127 minutes, for Jupiter Ascending :-)

[@arthurneddysmith]

5:03 Sting doesn't attack Caine "because he doesn't want to be dragged back into" the past, he attacks him because (he feels) Caine betrayed him.

[@imrightyourewrong6274]

Ok so this all began because of a telescope? Consider that crossed off my Christmas list.

[@iancunningham941]

Well you're eyes are on your weird hands. I would have thought it was a given that the last thing to give too you is a telescope. 🙃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺😉

[@imrightyourewrong6274]

@Ian Cunningham wow. That cuts me deep man. You're so eyesonmyhands-ist. It's 2023

[@citrusbutter7718]

@@imrightyourewrong6274 If you're really right then what flavor am i?

[@imrightyourewrong6274]

​@@citrusbutter7718 I'm getting hints of Hyuganatsu

[@citrusbutter7718]

@@imrightyourewrong6274 LEMONS, ORANGES, KUMQUATS, GRAPEFRUITS!!

[@MovieMinuteRecap]

I saw a lot of bad reviews for this movie, but after this recap, I think I'll watch it anyway

[@schmodedo]

It's a little disjointed story-wise and not a lot of in-depth character development but the effects are top-notch, and the acting is decent. Overall, a good action flick.

[@slcRN1971]

I like this film. Rewatching it helped because there’s so much to take in, on the first viewing.

[@AshGonEntertainment]

I’ll be honest watching the movie felt exactly like watching the recap except it was longer.

[@lionrock2023]

even Movie Recaps can't make Jupiter Ascending interesting.

[@dylanstallsmith9104]

What a young adult fiction book series , it hit all the notes

[@GadgetBeat30]

I love this movie. I'd like another one or a show.

[@haywood5302]

It's not a bad move. It's pretty much a chick flick. The visuals are fantastic.

[@slcRN1971]

I found that I liked it even more, after rewatching it a few times. Bought the BluRay edition. 👍👍

[@ReviewRecapped]

​@@haywood5302 agreed

[@AstroDrakos]

I like Jupiter ascending for story and characters! Is a next lv galaxy story of human "battery" after movies Matrix and war of worlds

[@BaawBee]

To bad the haters will prevent anything more coming from it. Wish haters would just move along & mind there own business. Don't like it? Cool but why do you have to say it in every single comment section??? That's just damaging

[@iancunningham941]

So bad it's good! Accidentally seen it 4 times. It's a shocker that must have cost a fortune. I might go and accidentally watch it later. 🙃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺

[@azrokz]

Love the channel!!

[@rashido_grey]

Lol... "and she trusts him" lol

[@Googlencraptubesuckabandonship]

I went to space and all I got were these antigrav boots and a puppy.

[@VdemiconV]

i loved this movie

[@Seichensi]

How these "aliens" can be so advanced, if they didn't think to co-operate with other races to find other solution, to peacefully (for example death-ill/older ones) or by just simply breed them? Instead they choose to annihilate them, which is not just stupid by itself, but also lowers their amount of resources of the "life potions"... Dumb scenarios of these movies, never stops to amaze me.

[@citrusbutter7718]

Are you attaching your human centrism onto another species that's not even of our planet? I suppose gray aliens use cellphones and Facebook too huh?

[@YeahPete]

Made perfect sense to me. Harvesting people was the solution. They seeded thousands of planets with life to later harvest. Like breeding cows for meat, or clones for organs.

[@BaawBee]

​@@YeahPeteexactly!! Op is just lazy brained

[@knightcrawls327]

I loved this movie too bad people hated it, I'd have loved a part 2. It had some loose end I'd have liked to see tied up.

[@BaawBee]

Haters ruin everything for everyone. They didn't like it so now nobody can

[@latenights13-i5e]

damn floating boots must be the best thing ever

[@arthurneddysmith]

4:39 "Juniper"?

[@Unite.Pieces]

amzing recap 👍

[@agl1138]

They have only managed two good films: The Matrix and Cloud Atlas, which is baffling but amazing

[@berniekatzroy]

I didn't like cloud atlas, something about it creeped me out

[@Rob-ql2wf]

Wait... did Sean Bean's character actually survive this one?

[@InfinityTheObserver]

I'm just here to Observe..... Because it's my name after all.....

[@usaAlexK]

Feels like the whole movie is a giant ad for them boots.

[@SandTiger42]

I liked this movie. Won't ever become one of my favorites, but I don't understand why it got the dislikes it did. It was a bit too young adulty for me, but was a fun watch.

[@johnradford7999]

i must admit i didnt quite get it but i put that down to not hearing alot of the film as my hearing isnt good but still enjoyed it, the recap however made the film alot more understandable really enjoyed the film and i will be watching it again in the not too distant future ///

[@Guy.4.21]

4:41 Juniper not Jupiter

[@BTSArmy-ge5gf]

So the entire plot is "come with me"

[@aangairbend2714]

Sean Bean lived? Wtf?

[@johnradford7999]

WELL I WATCHED JUPITER ASENDING YESTERDAY 25/02/2024 FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME AND I WAS AMAZED AT THE ALL BUT CONSTANT ACTION. I REALLY ENJOYED IT BUT TO BE HONEST I DIDNT QUITE TAKE IT ALL IN. I PUT THIS DOWN TO NOT HEARING ALL THE DIALOGUE PROPERLY AS I AM A BIT DEAF. SO I WATCHED THE EXPLANATION ..RECAP AND THAT MADE IT EVEN BETTER LOVED IT. I AM GOING TO WATCH IT AGAIN. I WILL PROBABLY WATCH IT LOTS OF TIMES /// BRILLIANT FILM

[@benwarwick4290]

the one film sean bean survives! lol

[@wandaruth3833]

Yeah cuz he had enough common sense to bow the knee to royalty this time 😏

[@zaidagrace2263]

I liked the movie.

[@Zhaturianvisionz]

Flying shoes lol. Why drive?

[@patax144]

This the first movie I watched in 4D

[@poddey]

Well... most important thing is said in the title "Aliens Use Earth as a Factory For Humans Who Are Being Harvested For Immortality". That explains a lot!

[@theveryfirstlostgirl]

1:20 and I decided to bail and watch the actual movie sometime. looks like the kind that gets a horrible rotten tomatoes score and then I absolutely love 😂 Stardust vibes

[@brandonbuzz7075]

It’s good and Stardust is my fav

[@llin1038]

I love stardust. Now I’m going to watch this movie

[@ke8mattj]

Yet another movie that has been recapped multiple times on other recap channels.

[@savagestand]

The fact that universe is so big and that we could be being watched by someone/something out in space who want to probably takeover this planet somehow freaks me out T_T

[@igrok9930]

to be fair, earth being intruded by aliens is, from alien perspective, same as for you driving 5k+ kilometers to ruin some anthills

[@Avixia]

@@igrok9930 good anology

[@VaibhavShewale]

sad this movie didnt worked

[@Jamietheroadrunner]

KZbin has made “Jupiter Ascending” free btw!

[@2steps1ceps38]

>teleports in >activates his floating boats to escape Yeah, hard pass.

[@blackeyesusan2595]

And she also gives up immortality because she refuses millions killed for the elixir to renew her life.

[@bobfromdownunder]

Why would the aliens wipe memory but not the technology like the phone with the pictures of the aliens it's so ridiculous but hey! I'm the fool watching

[@michellezevenaar]

Omg we were just watching this movie when this was uploaded....😂

[@tevezlokai6580]

ok say there is a possibility that i was once a rich alien in space

[@bonchidude]

Even the aliens are yt for the most part.

[@spoopyradicalsnake]

cain was the first man born to adam & eve

[@crassusmaximus5879]

Why would someone give away immortality...?

[@devolutionone]

Immortality would get very lonely at one point..

[@80xdplays88]

eventually you will want to die

[@citrusbutter7718]

I don't think this movie knows what genre it wants to be.

[@DEEOAKS1]

4:40

[@Jiten122]

Please do Mars attacks

[@28gaurav70]

And now Dog is clapimg the royalty

[@lukestewart9489]

Do the first 5 fast and furious movies!

[@RazvanMihaeanu]

"Call me Jupe..." stupid movie. PS - 13:58 Bro, the final fight took place on planet Jupiter (inside/beneath the Great Red Spot)...as in our solar system!

[@TheRealGimynus1]

yo who tf thought having a Oppresor Mk2 is a good idea for this movie

[@DEEOAKS1]

Juniper?????

[@lmwlmw4468]

Awesome.

[@chrismc1287]

"they killed al the dinoaurs " . whell they forgor about birds

[@Tasking0830k]

Love from bangla desh

[@ciupaca9576]

bee recognice rotalty , ya ma queeeen

[@n1ne781]

Marrying you mother reincarnate is crazy😂

[@polaris1985]

It still does not explain the huge population of India and China

[@movieworldrecaps]

This movie is an epic sci-fi adventure that takes you on a thrilling journey across the galaxy. The visual effects and cinematography are absolutely stunning, and the action scenes are adrenaline-fueled and well-choreographed. The storyline may be a bit convoluted at times, but the strong performances by Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum keep you engaged throughout. If you're a fan of space operas and action-packed movies, this is definitely worth a watch!"

[@jeffil2]

This reads exactly like an AI wrote it

[@zenmkultra]

@@jeffil2 I'm AI

[@kirkjohnson455]

What the movie name

[@rickyibarra]

Casó, casó.

[@biglollol]

Jesus, she did nothing and the guy did everything.

[@khanponetotsaraj4046]

It's Jacky kelso. What did you expect.

[@bushman8169]

This is a mess

[@WhatAboutRC]

Movie wasnt that bad.

[@wolfloverboy1176]

so its an off bran Star-wars

[@davidgarcia8782]

Er...no...

[@mohdrafimohdamin]

I have to say... was this movie made by a 5 year old?

[@meoff7602]

Aren't all action movies?

[@RazvanMihaeanu]

two, famous 5 year olds. Those "girls" responsible for The Matrix.

[@rennytortabu4472]

The only good thing of this movie is the Michael Giacchino amazing and epic score.

[@tiffanycarlson6001]

ayo

[@merlinwizard1000]

58th, 21 March 2023

[@GRI1A]

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[@straberryshinigami15g97]

So many similarities to the animal agriculture industry and how animals are being exploited.

[@iancunningham941]

In what way are animals being exploited? Back up your claim. You can't just say stuff and not back it up .

[@zenmkultra]

@@hjkjhgfdresasdfghjk animals and children are completely different things. Try again

[@straberryshinigami15g97]

Killing someone who doesn’t want to die. Using someone’s body for fur or consumption. that’s exploitation .

[@straberryshinigami15g97]

How are they not conscious? Do they want to be killed?

[@straberryshinigami15g97]

Are they so different? We both feel love, pain , sadness. We both don’t want to die or be killed.

[@achmxachmx4806]

there is no life outside this planet PERIOD

[@shaggiepapi9974]

God this move is wack Start to finish

[@LiquidLeNoir]

Confusion The Movie

[@notyourinfoha]

jupiter is a boy's name -_-

[@jingling8627]

First let’s go

[@bobfromdownunder]

Try watching matrix now, it's as bad as this crap

[@ramsdellcp]

wow i can't believe i actually am second lol

[@nw_blessed1404]

And you gain nothing in life for it, congrats

[@ramsdellcp]

@@nw_blessed1404 i gained your attention, you calling yourself nothing?

[@MP-th8po]

1st

[@KarlMalowned32]

Me: This thumbnail looks like Jupiter Ascending. Im not watching this recap if it is. *clicks video and stops after 1 second. Me: Nope, bye. I saw this movie in theaters. One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.

[@VinayVarmaU]

Movie name ?

[@dougcox835]

Makes you really give a second thought as to why God wants souls. I guess sinners make bad energy. The movie didn't really say this but it's easy to reach this conclusion.

[@iancunningham941]

I thought it was about how yummy cheese from Switzerland and Bulgaria is. Doesn't really say that in the movie. But it's obviously about cheese . 🙃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺

[@dougcox835]

@@iancunningham941 if you accept the premise of the movie where we are all just raised for harvest of something which is not a great leap to call a soul then it is reasonable to take the view that the aliens with god like powers are actually what we think of as god. So, then to to the Christian religion where god is interested in harvesting souls... I missed the cheese scene. I assume that there was an equally obvious corollary there. Good catch with the cheese thing.

[@Princip666]

This movie is so bad, that I can't stomach it even in this form. Made it only three and a half minutes in.

[@PapaSanto1973]

im so glad i never watched this movie, the costumes and makeup alone are absolutely horrible. and I know neither Mila or Channing can act. so yeah, this recap is more than enough to confirm what a crapshow this movie was.

[@hippo-potamus]

It would be an ok film but for the fact that Jupiters character is so weak and pathetic. C R I N G E

[@zekeewbank2532]

third???

[@zzzzzz-zv9ev]

This is coming literaly

[@nw_blessed1404]

Hahahah so lame