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@jimjimmyjames59 Жыл бұрын
Half wolf…who has wings? Da fuh?!
@maxdeqtyarev8044 Жыл бұрын
Don't judge people fursonas
@ivailoivanov01 Жыл бұрын
@@maxdeqtyarev8044 oh yes i will judge furries, the worst thing after weebs
@akshatkalra5427 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@dominictria3758 Жыл бұрын
Half wolf, half man, half butterfly. Wolfmanfly.
@iancunningham941 Жыл бұрын
Haven't Yi seen the documentary with the Rock and a real giant white gorilla? There's a real life giant wolf with wings in it. 🙃🏴🇦🇺
@ftw7026 Жыл бұрын
Ya know the most surprising part of this movie is that Sean bean actually didn't die in it. Thought for sure as soon as I saw he was in it, he'd be dead by the end
@Ozymandias110 ай бұрын
Some other movies where he doesn't die : Troy, Flightplan, Shopping, Silent Hill, Silent Hill: Revelation, Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief, Stormy Monday, When Saturday Comes, Ronin, Natural Treasure, Posessor, Wolfwalkers, Sharpe, Pixels and The Martian. Plenty of movies where he lives. It's just that his death scenes have been so memorable.
@rayleigh8 Жыл бұрын
Even recaps, this movie feels like a giant mess.
@dmsmhic Жыл бұрын
Yeah just this recap felt like half an hour lol
@arthurneddysmith Жыл бұрын
I didn't mind Jupiter Ascending. Perhaps I'm the odd one out, but I liked this as well as Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. Not many do.
@princesarma9273 Жыл бұрын
@@arthurneddysmith I enjoyed watching valerian too. I think it was great.
@ReviewRecapped Жыл бұрын
@@enduringpursuit hahaha...u are right
@arthurneddysmith Жыл бұрын
@@princesarma9273 🫡
@lorzon Жыл бұрын
This could have been great. There's just so much worldbuilding that not even the Wachowski's talent could save it.
@lief3414 Жыл бұрын
Credit where credit is due, it isn't every day you come across a movie so bad that even 2 minutes of recap is too much.
@charlessmyth Жыл бұрын
That's a lot of movie to cram into only 127 minutes, for Jupiter Ascending :-)
@arthurneddysmith Жыл бұрын
5:03 Sting doesn't attack Caine "because he doesn't want to be dragged back into" the past, he attacks him because (he feels) Caine betrayed him.
@imrightyourewrong6274 Жыл бұрын
Ok so this all began because of a telescope? Consider that crossed off my Christmas list.
@iancunningham941 Жыл бұрын
Well you're eyes are on your weird hands. I would have thought it was a given that the last thing to give too you is a telescope. 🙃🏴🇦🇺😉
@imrightyourewrong6274 Жыл бұрын
@Ian Cunningham wow. That cuts me deep man. You're so eyesonmyhands-ist. It's 2023
@citrusbutter7718 Жыл бұрын
@@imrightyourewrong6274 If you're really right then what flavor am i?
@imrightyourewrong6274 Жыл бұрын
@@citrusbutter7718 I'm getting hints of Hyuganatsu
I saw a lot of bad reviews for this movie, but after this recap, I think I'll watch it anyway
@schmodedo Жыл бұрын
It's a little disjointed story-wise and not a lot of in-depth character development but the effects are top-notch, and the acting is decent. Overall, a good action flick.
@slcRN1971 Жыл бұрын
I like this film. Rewatching it helped because there’s so much to take in, on the first viewing.
@AshGonEntertainment2 ай бұрын
I’ll be honest watching the movie felt exactly like watching the recap except it was longer.
@lionrock2023 Жыл бұрын
even Movie Recaps can't make Jupiter Ascending interesting.
@dylanstallsmith9104 Жыл бұрын
What a young adult fiction book series , it hit all the notes
@GadgetBeat30 Жыл бұрын
I love this movie. I'd like another one or a show.
@haywood5302 Жыл бұрын
It's not a bad move. It's pretty much a chick flick. The visuals are fantastic.
@slcRN1971 Жыл бұрын
I found that I liked it even more, after rewatching it a few times. Bought the BluRay edition. 👍👍
@ReviewRecapped Жыл бұрын
@@haywood5302 agreed
@AstroDrakos Жыл бұрын
I like Jupiter ascending for story and characters! Is a next lv galaxy story of human "battery" after movies Matrix and war of worlds
@BaawBee6 ай бұрын
To bad the haters will prevent anything more coming from it. Wish haters would just move along & mind there own business. Don't like it? Cool but why do you have to say it in every single comment section??? That's just damaging
@iancunningham941 Жыл бұрын
So bad it's good! Accidentally seen it 4 times. It's a shocker that must have cost a fortune. I might go and accidentally watch it later. 🙃🏴🇦🇺
@azrokz Жыл бұрын
Love the channel!!
@rashido_grey Жыл бұрын
Lol... "and she trusts him" lol
@Googlencraptubesuckabandonship Жыл бұрын
I went to space and all I got were these antigrav boots and a puppy.
@VdemiconV Жыл бұрын
i loved this movie
@Seichensi Жыл бұрын
How these "aliens" can be so advanced, if they didn't think to co-operate with other races to find other solution, to peacefully (for example death-ill/older ones) or by just simply breed them? Instead they choose to annihilate them, which is not just stupid by itself, but also lowers their amount of resources of the "life potions"... Dumb scenarios of these movies, never stops to amaze me.
@citrusbutter7718 Жыл бұрын
Are you attaching your human centrism onto another species that's not even of our planet? I suppose gray aliens use cellphones and Facebook too huh?
@YeahPete Жыл бұрын
Made perfect sense to me. Harvesting people was the solution. They seeded thousands of planets with life to later harvest. Like breeding cows for meat, or clones for organs.
@BaawBee6 ай бұрын
@@YeahPeteexactly!! Op is just lazy brained
@knightcrawls327 Жыл бұрын
I loved this movie too bad people hated it, I'd have loved a part 2. It had some loose end I'd have liked to see tied up.
@BaawBee6 ай бұрын
Haters ruin everything for everyone. They didn't like it so now nobody can
@latenights13-i5e2 ай бұрын
damn floating boots must be the best thing ever
@arthurneddysmith Жыл бұрын
4:39 "Juniper"?
@Unite.Pieces Жыл бұрын
amzing recap 👍
@agl1138 Жыл бұрын
They have only managed two good films: The Matrix and Cloud Atlas, which is baffling but amazing
@berniekatzroy Жыл бұрын
I didn't like cloud atlas, something about it creeped me out
@Rob-ql2wf21 сағат бұрын
Wait... did Sean Bean's character actually survive this one?
@InfinityTheObserver8 ай бұрын
I'm just here to Observe..... Because it's my name after all.....
@usaAlexK Жыл бұрын
Feels like the whole movie is a giant ad for them boots.
@SandTiger427 ай бұрын
I liked this movie. Won't ever become one of my favorites, but I don't understand why it got the dislikes it did. It was a bit too young adulty for me, but was a fun watch.
@johnradford79995 ай бұрын
i must admit i didnt quite get it but i put that down to not hearing alot of the film as my hearing isnt good but still enjoyed it, the recap however made the film alot more understandable really enjoyed the film and i will be watching it again in the not too distant future ///
@Guy.4.2111 ай бұрын
4:41 Juniper not Jupiter
@BTSArmy-ge5gf Жыл бұрын
So the entire plot is "come with me"
@aangairbend2714 Жыл бұрын
Sean Bean lived? Wtf?
@johnradford79995 ай бұрын
WELL I WATCHED JUPITER ASENDING YESTERDAY 25/02/2024 FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME AND I WAS AMAZED AT THE ALL BUT CONSTANT ACTION. I REALLY ENJOYED IT BUT TO BE HONEST I DIDNT QUITE TAKE IT ALL IN. I PUT THIS DOWN TO NOT HEARING ALL THE DIALOGUE PROPERLY AS I AM A BIT DEAF. SO I WATCHED THE EXPLANATION ..RECAP AND THAT MADE IT EVEN BETTER LOVED IT. I AM GOING TO WATCH IT AGAIN. I WILL PROBABLY WATCH IT LOTS OF TIMES /// BRILLIANT FILM
@benwarwick4290 Жыл бұрын
the one film sean bean survives! lol
@wandaruth3833 Жыл бұрын
Yeah cuz he had enough common sense to bow the knee to royalty this time 😏
@zaidagrace2263 Жыл бұрын
I liked the movie.
@Zhaturianvisionz4 ай бұрын
Flying shoes lol. Why drive?
@patax144 Жыл бұрын
This the first movie I watched in 4D
@poddey Жыл бұрын
Well... most important thing is said in the title "Aliens Use Earth as a Factory For Humans Who Are Being Harvested For Immortality". That explains a lot!
@theveryfirstlostgirl Жыл бұрын
1:20 and I decided to bail and watch the actual movie sometime. looks like the kind that gets a horrible rotten tomatoes score and then I absolutely love 😂 Stardust vibes
@brandonbuzz7075 Жыл бұрын
It’s good and Stardust is my fav
@llin1038 Жыл бұрын
I love stardust. Now I’m going to watch this movie
@ke8mattj Жыл бұрын
Yet another movie that has been recapped multiple times on other recap channels.
@savagestand Жыл бұрын
The fact that universe is so big and that we could be being watched by someone/something out in space who want to probably takeover this planet somehow freaks me out T_T
@igrok9930 Жыл бұрын
to be fair, earth being intruded by aliens is, from alien perspective, same as for you driving 5k+ kilometers to ruin some anthills
@Avixia Жыл бұрын
@@igrok9930 good anology
@VaibhavShewale Жыл бұрын
sad this movie didnt worked
@Jamietheroadrunner Жыл бұрын
KZbin has made “Jupiter Ascending” free btw!
@2steps1ceps38 Жыл бұрын
>teleports in >activates his floating boats to escape Yeah, hard pass.
@blackeyesusan259511 ай бұрын
And she also gives up immortality because she refuses millions killed for the elixir to renew her life.
@bobfromdownunder Жыл бұрын
Why would the aliens wipe memory but not the technology like the phone with the pictures of the aliens it's so ridiculous but hey! I'm the fool watching
@michellezevenaar Жыл бұрын
Omg we were just watching this movie when this was uploaded....😂
@tevezlokai6580 Жыл бұрын
ok say there is a possibility that i was once a rich alien in space
@bonchidude Жыл бұрын
Even the aliens are yt for the most part.
@spoopyradicalsnake9 ай бұрын
cain was the first man born to adam & eve
@crassusmaximus5879 Жыл бұрын
Why would someone give away immortality...?
@devolutionone Жыл бұрын
Immortality would get very lonely at one point..
@80xdplays88 Жыл бұрын
eventually you will want to die
@citrusbutter7718 Жыл бұрын
I don't think this movie knows what genre it wants to be.
@DEEOAKS17 ай бұрын
4:40
@Jiten122 Жыл бұрын
Please do Mars attacks
@28gaurav70 Жыл бұрын
And now Dog is clapimg the royalty
@lukestewart9489 Жыл бұрын
Do the first 5 fast and furious movies!
@RazvanMihaeanu Жыл бұрын
"Call me Jupe..." stupid movie. PS - 13:58 Bro, the final fight took place on planet Jupiter (inside/beneath the Great Red Spot)...as in our solar system!
@TheRealGimynus1 Жыл бұрын
yo who tf thought having a Oppresor Mk2 is a good idea for this movie
@DEEOAKS17 ай бұрын
Juniper?????
@lmwlmw4468 Жыл бұрын
Awesome.
@chrismc1287 Жыл бұрын
"they killed al the dinoaurs " . whell they forgor about birds
@Tasking0830k Жыл бұрын
Love from bangla desh
@ciupaca9576 Жыл бұрын
bee recognice rotalty , ya ma queeeen
@n1ne7815 ай бұрын
Marrying you mother reincarnate is crazy😂
@polaris1985 Жыл бұрын
It still does not explain the huge population of India and China
@movieworldrecaps Жыл бұрын
This movie is an epic sci-fi adventure that takes you on a thrilling journey across the galaxy. The visual effects and cinematography are absolutely stunning, and the action scenes are adrenaline-fueled and well-choreographed. The storyline may be a bit convoluted at times, but the strong performances by Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum keep you engaged throughout. If you're a fan of space operas and action-packed movies, this is definitely worth a watch!"
@jeffil2 Жыл бұрын
This reads exactly like an AI wrote it
@zenmkultra Жыл бұрын
@@jeffil2 I'm AI
@kirkjohnson455 Жыл бұрын
What the movie name
@rickyibarra Жыл бұрын
Casó, casó.
@biglollol Жыл бұрын
Jesus, she did nothing and the guy did everything.
@khanponetotsaraj4046 Жыл бұрын
It's Jacky kelso. What did you expect.
@bushman8169 Жыл бұрын
This is a mess
@WhatAboutRC Жыл бұрын
Movie wasnt that bad.
@wolfloverboy1176 Жыл бұрын
so its an off bran Star-wars
@davidgarcia8782 Жыл бұрын
Er...no...
@mohdrafimohdamin Жыл бұрын
I have to say... was this movie made by a 5 year old?
@meoff7602 Жыл бұрын
Aren't all action movies?
@RazvanMihaeanu Жыл бұрын
two, famous 5 year olds. Those "girls" responsible for The Matrix.
@rennytortabu4472 Жыл бұрын
The only good thing of this movie is the Michael Giacchino amazing and epic score.
@tiffanycarlson6001 Жыл бұрын
ayo
@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын
58th, 21 March 2023
@GRI1A Жыл бұрын
IIII IIIII iiii iiiii IIII IIIII HHIX REBUILD GOOD MEURNING KIDS BUILD BUILDINGS WITH MI RPL
@straberryshinigami15g97 Жыл бұрын
So many similarities to the animal agriculture industry and how animals are being exploited.
@iancunningham941 Жыл бұрын
In what way are animals being exploited? Back up your claim. You can't just say stuff and not back it up .
@zenmkultra Жыл бұрын
@@hjkjhgfdresasdfghjk animals and children are completely different things. Try again
@straberryshinigami15g97 Жыл бұрын
Killing someone who doesn’t want to die. Using someone’s body for fur or consumption. that’s exploitation .
@straberryshinigami15g97 Жыл бұрын
How are they not conscious? Do they want to be killed?
@straberryshinigami15g97 Жыл бұрын
Are they so different? We both feel love, pain , sadness. We both don’t want to die or be killed.
@achmxachmx4806 Жыл бұрын
there is no life outside this planet PERIOD
@shaggiepapi9974 Жыл бұрын
God this move is wack Start to finish
@LiquidLeNoir Жыл бұрын
Confusion The Movie
@notyourinfoha Жыл бұрын
jupiter is a boy's name -_-
@jingling8627 Жыл бұрын
First let’s go
@bobfromdownunder Жыл бұрын
Try watching matrix now, it's as bad as this crap
@ramsdellcp Жыл бұрын
wow i can't believe i actually am second lol
@nw_blessed1404 Жыл бұрын
And you gain nothing in life for it, congrats
@ramsdellcp Жыл бұрын
@@nw_blessed1404 i gained your attention, you calling yourself nothing?
@MP-th8po Жыл бұрын
1st
@KarlMalowned32 Жыл бұрын
Me: This thumbnail looks like Jupiter Ascending. Im not watching this recap if it is. *clicks video and stops after 1 second. Me: Nope, bye. I saw this movie in theaters. One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.
@VinayVarmaU Жыл бұрын
Movie name ?
@dougcox835 Жыл бұрын
Makes you really give a second thought as to why God wants souls. I guess sinners make bad energy. The movie didn't really say this but it's easy to reach this conclusion.
@iancunningham941 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was about how yummy cheese from Switzerland and Bulgaria is. Doesn't really say that in the movie. But it's obviously about cheese . 🙃🏴🇦🇺
@dougcox835 Жыл бұрын
@@iancunningham941 if you accept the premise of the movie where we are all just raised for harvest of something which is not a great leap to call a soul then it is reasonable to take the view that the aliens with god like powers are actually what we think of as god. So, then to to the Christian religion where god is interested in harvesting souls... I missed the cheese scene. I assume that there was an equally obvious corollary there. Good catch with the cheese thing.
@Princip666 Жыл бұрын
This movie is so bad, that I can't stomach it even in this form. Made it only three and a half minutes in.
@PapaSanto1973 Жыл бұрын
im so glad i never watched this movie, the costumes and makeup alone are absolutely horrible. and I know neither Mila or Channing can act. so yeah, this recap is more than enough to confirm what a crapshow this movie was.
@hippo-potamus Жыл бұрын
It would be an ok film but for the fact that Jupiters character is so weak and pathetic. C R I N G E