ALL Demigod Therapy Sessions

[@TheUndeadHumor]

Subscribe or Miriel will come after you

[@maggotbaby]

I'd smash the moon.

[@General_Fortissax]

​​@@maggotbaby?🤔🤔 what do mean

[@maggotbaby]

@Fortissax-ze5wf Hey wanna know something fun?

[@miimiibeschde4818]

@@maggotbaby yes

[@maggotbaby]

@@miimiibeschde4818 I have been documenting every single event in the streams. Truly is the treasure, the memories we made along the way

[@UnendingNothing]

"WHERE THE FUCK'S MY EGG??!?!?!?" will forever be my favorite line in the abridged series lol

[@MonstertruckBadass]

Varre's line about getting a new disease and cartwheeling albinaurics is my top :P

[@elarbustogamer6161]

Nah the WTF of godfrey wins

[@UnendingNothing]

@@elarbustogamer6161 okay? When was there a competition for who had the best lines? I said my favorite line, not the best line you oompa loompa

[@negao360]

My random favorite is, "FEED ME LIMBS!"😂

[@gundamsandguns2631]

My new favorite is if I howl at it it'll eventually go away but it always returns

[@zukav3391]

Mogh is gonna need a lot more therapy sessions after the whole Miquella debacle.

[@Jr-shiungHu]

Hey, at least he beat the allegations

[@zukav3391]

@@Jr-shiungHu He dead though

[@HeinrichMuller-mv6hn]

@@zukav3391 I dont think that will stop Turtle pope from squeezing Runes out of him.

[@bathrat]

"As a turtle, I understand the need to be defensive" 😂😂😂

[@captainotters]

I love the turtle pope

[@BlueJerry2]

😂😂😂

[@bathrat]

@1:44

[@PannikBun]

The best therapy session was Malenia and Radhan, look how friendly and attached they have become

[@pn5705]

Even the jabs they make at each other during the finale of this season was only hinted with murderous intent. Before that, it was a miracle they hadn’t broken out into another bout-though it was due to Millicent, undoubtedly.

[@zerosorigin8387]

That was the only SUCCESSFUL therapy session

[@Estoc_Bestoc_]

Mirriel: incest is wincest

[@fenixchief7]

​@@zerosorigin8387 I dunno, Rykards was very productive. He left satisfied and Miriel stopped getting scammed by Patches.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@Estoc_Bestoc_ I mean…they’re gods so… 🤷‍♂️

[@TheManDude]

Miriel might need a therapist of his own, he could afford one easily with all those runes of his. Maybe he’ll go to Goldmask to seek some therapy…

[@lukelofquist3734]

Ah yes, the nude sunflower man. But instead of solar bodies he stares at a fucking tree. Jk I love daddy goldmask. Goldmask ending best ending. Corhyn is a soyjack cuckold.

[@kevinhixson1586]

"-Moves finger slightly-"-Gold mask "Oh gold mask, you can read the very essence of my soul"-Miriel.

[@jamesreilly5905]

The true golden order fundamentalists

[@C.A.M584]

He needs it after how many times he's heard about Rykard eating his children.

[@Samuel-vw4yv]

@@C.A.M584 I didn’t even know I commented that

[@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64]

“your brother also shared your fate yet HE remains calm, why do you think that is?” Well, you see, Morgott is what we would call a ‘house Omen’.

[@JudgeNicodemus]

*Bruh!!!* You can't!!!

[@AsharOzborne95]

Sweet merciful Budha! You are playing a dangerous but chucklesome game Mario, my [brother in Christ]! Respect! 👊

[@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64]

@@AsharOzborne95 👊😎

[@thedoomslayer5863]

i wonder what other kinds of words may be used in that context...... hmmmm.... ni-

[@logeyperogi1805]

“STOP FEEDING MY CHILDREN TO YOUR CHILDREN!!!”

[@theone-tg4ey]

lel

[@N4hU]

"Wasn't Malenia ON TOP OF YOU, whispering into your ear before she showed her FLOWER" shiiiiiiiiit that was nasty XD

[@matheuscomh4901]

"Childen can make us see the world much more clearly. Or at least they do when they are not being fed to a massive blasphemous serpent." The amount of resentment in those words is priceless.

[@MildewtheStoryteller]

Only 3 minutes in, but I just love how everyone else has an AI VA, but Rykard is just... "TOGETHA... AS FAMILY... hMmMmM"

[@kakyointhemilfhunter4273]

I went into this wondering how the VA would replicate his voice and what I got was 20x better

[@adman4150]

yeah the thing is that he simply doesnt have enough lines to have as sampling for an ai voice

[@IsZelev]

​@@adman4150it's way funnier tho

[@Epsonea_482]

Whatever the outcome, one thing is clear Miriel is filthy rich, and makes the Elden Ring look worthless

[@davidgernke9871]

And he will probably become even richer in season 2 . with the newest events that need to be processed.

[@freudlindell6343]

Why bother with the Elden Ring when he's got that Elden BLING

[@grishagrishin5799]

YOU!!! I KNEW IT

[@Silly_Illidan]

Wait till Otis Milburn hears of this

[@TheRisky9]

When Malenia and Radahn are the only halfway normal people in this whole thing you know the Lands-Between are doomed.

[@hypertoaster9961]

The voices of reason are a dude which mind has been flayed by a supernatural disease without a cure and the woman containing the very source for said disease… yep, we’re screwed!

[@yasininn76]

So a guy with aids and the gal who gave it to him

[@pancakes8670]

Apparently Mogh was normal too, and his insanity was from Miquella commanding him to act that way

[@Quztuk]

@@pancakes8670 Nope, common misconception. Mogh wanted an empyrian whether they wanted it or not, but had the bad luck of finding the empyrian who was better at mind rape than he was at rape rape. Mogh is STILL a moghlester.

[@clairewiley9720]

I’m as addicted to these videos as Morgot is addicted to boiled crab!

[@jankokovac1229]

Me too maybe

[@clairewiley9720]

@@jankokovac1229 No shame in it, these videos are the best!

[@vadandrumist1670]

Turtle Pope Therapy: 20% of the time it works every time.

[@hypnoticskull6342]

"I am not shackled! Thats why I have wings!" "That was beautiful, Mohg." "TO BE A MORE EFFICIENT SEXUAL PREDATOR!" "That was less beautiful."

[@bru9383]

Made me crack up ngl 😂

[@forcezip9852]

Dude I can't with these words I just can't Every single time I hear this line it kills me I don't know why

[@redeyejoshua8835]

just like me fr

[@rustkarl]

Hilarious.

[@MirelurkMaster]

He's not a predator

[@ishmeilmathis2218]

"Do not feed him the meat of my kin!" Gets me every time I hear it

[@baanfrey]

He could taste the “FAMIIIILLLLYYYYYY” 😂

[@snookboi6025]

Can't wait for miquellaaa to explain himself

[@mushroomduck1345]

“Yes my sweet snakey boy has a lot of problems” “Famileeee” “You must make a lot of runes from this Miriel” “Bitch I’m rolling in them”

[@hypertoaster9961]

17:47 Miriel was THIS close to revealing the whole Mogh-stole-Miquella-thing, which probably would have initiated about 500 more sessions between Malenia and Mogh

[@slashbows]

He predicted something else, alright...

[@tomwhite5711]

We owe Mogh an apology

[@Mohamed-lh9hc]

Imagine miquella going to miriel and he is one who became insane

[@sirfishalot6782]

The therapy sessions are probably my favourites of the series. Well, and the episodes on millicent radahn and millenia, its just so wholesome :D

[@paracame8162]

I love how despite her saying her name hundreds of times, people manage to get Malenia's name wrong

[@Wifgargfhaurh]

Demigod therapy was one of the best arcs in this series. I have no clue how you think of this stuff but it's endlessly entertaining

[@kateyderr3077]

Turning radahn and malenias sibling rivalry into inappropriate innuendos... 🤣🤣🤣

[@RCosta-l3r]

"Did you read that in a book, oh wait YOUR BLIND!"

[@cafetomedragongrimborncdg1406]

Fun fact : saw a video of cult dialogue about dreambrew and Miriel, our dear church dog um turtle, is I quote ‘quite fond of the stuff’. In other words he enjoys alcohol 🍷 🍺

[@clairewiley9720]

Same

[@albertooliver4585]

Millicent is the best character, she manage to get Malenia and Radahn to get along with each other, she's the best girl.😌

[@kawai.kakashi3863]

You actually turned a tragic war story family drama into a comedy romance family drama and that is such perfect keep it up man i really love your channel ❤️❤️

[@MaidenlessScrub]

Malenia and Radahn were the only ones to work things out lmao

[@SabrinaJkn]

17:29 “YOU ARE A NAUGHTY TURTLE” phahaha, also his insult to her blindness at 15:54 took me out,,, especially when the music picked up. Radahn sweetie that was UNCALLED FOR.

[@katama4843]

DAMN YOU MIQUELLA. YOU STICK MESSED MOHG UP BAD

[@CX7thetherapist]

I feel that while the therapy sessions were mostly a scam for the demigods, it did eventually help Malenia and Radahn. So, at least something good came out of it. Though, Morgott is still addicted to boiled crab.

[@zanderdev57]

I doubt they were a scam, he was just dealing with pretty uncooperative people and bad blood between them.

[@randalthediscountvandal1708]

Mogh finally beat the allegations my man! Woo!

[@joeblogs8049]

Poor dog, he thought the wrong sibling was in love.

[@heptagramm]

Richest dog in all of liurnia

[@matiasnoguera461]

But he Is a tiger!!!

[@taylorderryberry6147]

(After the DLC) Mohg: ... Morgott: ... Miriel: ... Mohg: I need f_cking help.

[@shortturtle7152]

needs a remake, mogh beat the allegations

[@iaminsanity2238]

mohg cleared of the allegations

[@fraven1801]

Turtle: What’s a poodle? Raani: I killed myself

[@zeehero7280]

Braille is actually common in the Lands Between so Malenia can read like that.

[@gustavomonteirorodrigues3554]

Malenia is like daredevil and can feel the ink by touching it

[@gagansinghgolar6051]

Omg Ranni's VA is just so perfect. Such a hilarious compilation 😂😂😂

[@StarBoyBT]

I love that Radon and Malania could get along in the end.

[@nikolashicks4363]

I like how he just says I was probably taking a piss. 😂

[@hamil3115]

2:53 that one line and rykards answer really tickles me for some reason and I don't know why 🤣🤣🤣

[@errornekochara]

The moghlester beat the aligations

[@DanYami]

Miquellester was just looking for a cupcake (to put the soul of his brother into

[@errornekochara]

@@DanYami and then fu## his own brother.

[@coolrotaryphone]

Rennala having such a loving relationship with Rykard is so heartwarming😊

[@sirknave4794]

we need a therapy session with brother corhyn and goldmask

[@privateuser3726]

19:00 my god he isn't asking for payment for its own sake, he's just trying to detur them

[@raginggamers3144]

"Where the fuck is my egg?!" I was not ready for the panic.

[@lewismartin3430]

Mohg beat the allegations. Its miquella who needs investigating now

[@lemeres2478]

12:43 He has a point. Getting 5 extra vigor can provided more HP than Morgott's rune for a long ass time.

[@YellowCrackerStudio]

Mohg beaten the allegations, he wasn't the Mohglester, he was Miquellasted

[@Cyn_likes_corpses]

Now, Miriel is nowhere to be found, some rumors say that he might be in the caribbean sea…

[@er5114]

Mohg has beaten the allegations

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Because he was just following orders?

[@er5114]

@jeffcarroll1990shock no because it was against he's will brother was brainwashed man's a blood cultist but he wasn't mohglester mcpedophile by choice

[@er5114]

@@jeffcarroll1990shock bro was not the moghlester he was the moghlested

[@er5114]

@jeffcarroll1990shock he wasn't the moghlester mcpedo by choice brother was brainwashed to do it sure he did kidnapped him but he did wanted to be kidnapped to begin with I say justice for mohg

[@Jr-shiungHu]

​@@er5114Miq-lested*

[@icescream69]

Rennala’s voice is so calming I love her sm

[@theflyingeyeball]

The Mogh part aged well

[@theemployer-pj4iv]

... He was still under Miquella's charms

[@benny_the_fish1803]

Miriel is actually a pretty good therapist

[@Noone-hk1vf]

“The other day he called me a depressed alcoholic furry, i am NOT a furry.”

[@ocskopf]

he's literally me fr depressed and alcoholic but not a furry.

[@themadgamer1217]

Votes for Maliketh to get therapy for his possible eating disorder? 😂

[@mangodango9409]

allegations officially beatern mohg

[@Eissenherz]

I'd love to see an spin off where they all have a Chrismas family reunion, oh and Miriel can go too 😂😂

[@goatguy2235]

Dog Pope best pope and the best therapist 👌

[@matiasnoguera461]

But he Is a tiger!!!

[@goldalien2016]

Someone needs to animate this

[@ChadOccitan]

I'm sure my boy Miriel needs therapy himself after seeing all members of the demigod' s dysfunctionnal family. Also Maliketh would really need a therapy for his anger issues

[@joshuaseuser625]

Malekith would eat miriel

[@apolloisnotashirt]

The Radahn and Malenia theraphy session has to be the most successful session Miriel's ever done.

[@dr.dreamer8914]

11:31, "WELL MAYBE IF YOUR CHILDREN WEREN'T SO GOD DAMN TASTY."

[@nickbrothwood9903]

Dracula?

[@pokekura1239]

Miriel's secretly gonna fund a whole lands between revolution army lol

[@jonathanbaker4361]

I'm trying to fathom how Mohg expects to start a dynasty with Miquella when they are both male. Then again I don't how Radagon and Marika had kids when they are the same person.

[@the_wisest_tree]

Miriel does a small amount of trolling

[@hudsonkelley5730]

Ranni: He press the Malenia button he shouldn’t have done that Nice Dbza reference😂

[@joecasey581]

Mohg is innocent 🙏

[@gamingcinema8836]

"STOP FEEDING MY CHILDREN TO YOUR CHILDREN" 😂😂 Incredible

[@Iowan3-0]

This is more tragic now that the DLC has come out lol

[@BleedingFlame]

"that was beautifully poetic" Most atroshis thing said "That was less beautiful"

[@antonioranza5411]

Patchis is a Bad Boy is Rily may fall 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wradraws]

"-he shouldn't have done that." "FAMILYYYYYY"

[@thatcoolconraddudebruhagua3646]

Radahn being debatably stronger than meliana is looking better now and I like it

[@fernandodurier8332]

Hahahahah "you have to close your eyes" "He has only one eye" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Hrizonus]

poor mohg😔

[@owohscorner]

I think that horn in the eye is what's causing all his problems. He didn't get that filed when he was coming up? Now its poking Mohg's brain meat.

[@austinbyrd7820]

Togethaaahhhh Family happy snake sounds

[@Arckon02]

God these are so good, I only started playing Elden ring but this is fantastic

[@tatinh9885]

In a nutshell, these therapy sessions is "I am better than you not because you are worse than me. Not really because I am good."

[@TheCravenom]

I just realised that the demigods are very few in number ,even if you count messmer and melina they are still like what ?8?

[@ZA1ISTYPING_]

Melina is also a part of the number sooo 9?

[@Solairre]

Thérapie session is also the best video

[@Austin-v7d]

Boil crab is a good addiction

[@birdbrain9625]

"Where the FCKS MY EGG" HAHAHAHAHA

[@Raoulelcuervo]

Why did I suddenly fall in love with this series? It is awesome 👍, El Cuervo declares you one of the kings of KZbin. Also, the dub is just awesome 😎

[@ROLTPRO]

MOGH IS INNOCENT

[@cannibaletiquette5038]

the series has forever changed the mood in elden ring for me. first time Mal dropped down and turned Ginger I laughed. I was like okay where is the real final boss? You know the one that matters, not the life support hooked up to her slam piece. now I don't know what I'd do if she didn't ging up.

[@zyx12345abc]

i wanna see miriel w a white mask pls someone must do it

[@Future_sight_katakuri]

15:57 "Oh, that's right, *you're blind* " and of course, the lion worshiper would be brutal-

[@hollowsonictale702]

Mohg really hits different in this video after th dlc.

[@DipreG]

This is undoubtedly the best video on the internet. I won't have any opinions otherwise

[@igormartirosov2296]

TOGETHAAA! DEVOUR!

[@ocskopf]

"You look like a smurf" Ranni smurfing in pisslow elo confirmed?

[@Dimi_Ste]

Radahn and Malenia therapy actually worked lol

[@flowerthencrranger3854]

Yeah, Mohg, we get it, it’s not a phase, we forgive you.

[@mindassassin]

Mohg's sessions hit different post dlc