All JoJo Openings but they are 99% Christian

[@krassro9328]

How dare you show a knife carving into a tree????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[@nickpercent2132]

Krassro it shows the relationship of a man and a woman

[@TheLizardWizard_the2nd]

No dignity

[@ridori7376]

@@TheLizardWizard_the2nd Koichi really steals

[@itsdavyboi]

oof, Im the 1K like :0

[@Sergi123454321]

99 percent

[@yaoisbian]

Im glad you cut out Dio kissing Erina, remember kids, no kissing before marriage

[@ma.rozelcabuenas1442]

And thats a fact

[@counter3911]

That’s not what Enrico Pucci taught me-

[@miglee0643]

Removing the kissing? Why’s nobody talking about how they removed Smokey for being... you know...

[@byzarker3209]

@@miglee0643 nigga

[@oliverafton1444]

@@miglee0643 WHAT?! That's not what christianity is about... i mean, it is a joke, and i hope people don't believe that being a christian means you're going to be racist -.--

[@migueljuarez5496]

How dare you show something such as Tarot cards?!?!

[@dasilvafernando1761]

It only 99% Christian

[@Glerbus]

99% remember

[@diocareca5458]

@@dasilvafernando1761 lol true

[@adrielic_]

1:15 I like how he just skipped Joseph. Pray for Chase.

[@Aulumos42]

The man is TOO GAY. Not for MY Christian Minecraft Server.

[@xxtreme1746]

Poor Zuzie Q, Joseph is a demonic monster doing that :( he can't enter to my christian family friendly Server of Minecraft

[@konomonkeda4216]

ffffff

[@reistae]

as a christian, he’s too flamboyant LOL

[@xyan4866]

2:27 Egyptian gods that's anti Christian

[@kjl3080]

Xyan oh shit you’re right

[@danydady6851]

@Ltwin_weim santiago according to the Bible, they don't exist in the first place. You can't fight something that doesn't exist.

[@SevensMarkedSeven]

Dany Dady shh u rit

[@Dogasupreme]

*Egyptian Gods?...hmpf..* *Well in that Case!!* *I SUMMON OBELISK THE TORMENTOR, SLIFER THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER, AND MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN!!!!*

[@King_of_Minstrels]

@Ltwin_weim santiago and in the end, ark name is " Stardust CRUSADERS ".

[@tamimyaseen6013]

97% of Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town is allowed in our Christian Family Friendly Minecraft Server

[@metrimetri9thechannel72]

No kicking cans on my Christian Jojo server

[@daanhuisman1040]

littering bad >:(

[@cheems3625]

and 96% of great days

[@jondai429]

I like how Kira was removed from crazy noisy bizarre town

[@SevensMarkedSeven]

Ikr just soo happy =\

[@ShadySh4dow101]

Kira means killer...

[@Slammatoro]

Probably one of my favorite antagonists

[@jano.meier.]

Yes, he's far from being christian

[@DiefliegendeNUSS]

Hayato

[@mayka9845]

JOEJOE'S WEIRD QUEST: NOW ON 4 KIDS.

[@sinbad4696]

nah 4kids doesn't allow religeous stuff

[@tipung11]

“John Kevin”

[@Pasloe.]

I learned a lot about Christianity with this video

[@synthesun]

JoJo has taught me a lot about gay people

[@abdoulayekoita7206]

@@synthesun 😂

[@Orangeyouglad870]

This can’t claim to be 99% Christian if it shows this much Dio

[@srthebox4946]

The Pinball King how is Dio not Christian he is like the second most Christian person in jojo besides Pucci

[@heresthadude1080]

@@srthebox4946 this better be sarcasm

[@srthebox4946]

@@heresthadude1080 it is sarcasm

[@necrotafeio]

dio is god in italian

[@waterthunder]

@@heresthadude1080 he is prolly christian tho because he was raised with the joestars and also wants to achieve heaven

[@antoshqwe]

ALLOWED KNIFE BUT DELETED KISS IN SONO CHI NO SADAME NOW JESUS DONT LOVE YOU

[@synthesun]

I don't think you know how much murder was in the Bible

[@awaxolotl7653]

Jotaro: DIO! I'm gonna beat the shi- Dio: ZA WORLDO! jojo no swearing

[@fantasmatico7277]

If part 7 receive an op in the future, it must be in its entirety, because it has Jesus. -------------------------------------------------- CHANGE MY MIND

[@dgs0296]

I can’t change what’s already correct

[@harmouch4219]

Facts cannot be changed

[@sebastiancardenasbeltran6116]

Yeah but there's a lotta balls

[@CocTheElf]

He is Mormon Jesus, so no.

[@XboxTF2Tidbits]

Didn’t the main jojo of part 7 get a fricken stand from jesus

[@gooblegook4506]

0:26 with my stand *J E S U S* will fill you with faith

[@walt6518]

How did you allow dio jumping to the chairs it's not christian and very dangerous

[@diekriegerohnekopf5162]

Dio is god in italian so he is the most cristian thing ever

[@anotherplayer5745]

@@diekriegerohnekopf5162 that is Blasphemous >:(

[@diekriegerohnekopf5162]

@@anotherplayer5745 the blasphemi is yours

[@anotherplayer5745]

@@diekriegerohnekopf5162 *PUTS REVERSE UNO CARD ON THE TABLE*

[@diekriegerohnekopf5162]

@@anotherplayer5745 you activated my trap card. We are playing YuGiOh

[@leionw718]

I love how they skip Von Stroheim

[@InueShizaki]

He is You know "German soldier from WW||" If you understand what i am saying So yeah

[@ohav3893]

And smokey 💀

[@-Nindoh-]

part 1: Jesus wine part 2: Friendency part 3: God's Crusaders part 4: Bible is unbreakable

[@Phoenix-hf1ud]

Part 5: Golden Wind (It just works) Part 6: Stone Tablets Part 7:Crowned Thorn Run Part 8: Evangelion

[@DUshyanthRavinduHettiarachchi]

Part 9: Eden

[@RidaksonGamer]

The winner for the being the most Christian intro goes to, GREAT DAYS

[@loafodisease614]

Just gonna show those Egyptian gods right there THAT IS BLASPHEMY

[@itsanapricot4545]

I’m surprised you didn’t completely remove stands considering they were first described by Jotaro as “evil spirits”

[@kiracomfortinghishomie8351]

0:08 But jumping in the stairs is dangerous, delet deez.

[@rubensanmiguel538]

Xdddd CHASE is a satanic opening

[@standingpenguin7544]

ಠ_ಠ

[@einwasill]

0:25 Setting yourself on fire is not a common christian act unless you're setting your own son on fire because he said he's atheist.

[@kjl3080]

Not fire

[@lokie4961]

Your name isn’t very Christian either pal

[@biglion3179]

@@kjl3080 r/wooosh

[@Spir1tSolo]

0:45 And Smokey Brown?????????????? wow.......

[@pvladd]

How is a cruel act of scratching a tree christian

[@howlans7992]

*show dio* What tf is Christian bout that

[@anomalous5549]

He has god on his name

[@srthebox4946]

Let’s see he is friends with a priest , has a bible, achieves heaven yeah he is pretty much Christian

[@deserted4ever]

@Anomalous god is his name In Italian, that is

[@andrew-coronel-9016]

@@deserted4ever and giorno is his son like Jesus

[@AusterLiteax]

@@andrew-coronel-9016 Day Giovanna,Sound christian

[@vault6242]

Does this means Star platinum is our god?! :'0

[@DYCAYRES]

Yes

[@sixeyedcow3761]

No koichi is

[@AS-TARA]

Yes

[@anomalous5549]

Yes

[@rejectfalseicons]

Yes

[@linustg]

I love how almost no one pays attention that chase was skipped because it was too edgy. Excellent work buddy 👌

[@c.a.whodat]

When you skipped the entire Chase opening I died laughing

[@Spritus3241]

i love how great days remains the best intact and actually sounds like christian genre music at certain points.

[@RefinedAshley]

I'm very curious what one Character was cut out of the Stand silhouette Scroll at the beginning of Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town.

[@papachubnubs8664]

Ukulele Pichu 64 I think it was Kira but I’m not sure

[@RefinedAshley]

Koichi Pose Requiem Act 4 But Kira isn't cutout anywhere else

[@letsgofishing5238]

Ukulele Pichu 64 It was Kira.

[@Drschnarch]

2:27 aren't the silhouettes ancient egyptian deities?

[@1304-i1n]

Egypt is in the bible

[@ekekekekeeekekekekekeke]

Yeah but the bible also teaches tolerance of other religions, so we can't ignore they exist

[@Aulumos42]

@@ekekekekeeekekekekekeke Egyptian Gods are technically not religions but mythological beliefs.

[@yuiheron120]

@@Aulumos42 Ancient Egyptians believes in the Egyptian gods so its technically an Ancient Religion.

[@SightFilms]

Is anyone not going to mention the smooth as fuck transition between Jonathan and Jotaro at 1:14?

[@shock3794]

3:41 Yes the new god has awoken from his slumber I also wonder what happened to chase and all of part 5 op HMMMMMMMMM

[@andyhernandez1743]

Chase is like your jealous like one of the seven deadly sins not christianity at all

[@shock3794]

oh no no oh no no makes sense

[@andyhernandez1743]

@@shock3794 your welcome

[@shock3794]

Thia - makes sense thx

[@anomalous5549]

Giorno has the gay so it is not allowed

[@Bone_Tickler]

Wait.......... Smokey is Black and is Not in Bloody Stream... BUT AVDOL IS IN STAND PROUD?!

[@SeuSav]

I think is because smokey stole a wallet

[@ghianjamessigurado2870]

@@SeuSav yeah that's it

[@oliverhatesgoogle9657]

I LOVE HOW YOU JUST CUT JOSEPH OUT LMAO

[@gowabatu4234]

avdol is muslim but why ?

[@therealsuffaru]

He is a muslam but he want to crusade the traitor of jesus aka the italian demi god

[@apocalypse_march1499]

Why What?

[@kizaharianto]

He's the 1% that's left out.

[@jacobstill5228]

I didn’t know Avdol was Muslim, when does he ever say that?

[@pachycephalosauruslover14]

​@@jacobstill5228It's never mentioned.

[@26Tim]

Phantom wine Praying Tendency Stardust Priests Believe is unbreakable Golden Church Stone Cross Steel Believe Run Jesuslion

[@melessemansur4564]

Love how the ball bearings touching got skipped

[@nullified__]

Next Time Make This Into 99% Violence...

[@koolkid4657]

Koichi pose is too manly to be shown, therefore this isn't Christian

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

I started crying when Koichi appeared.

[@level7000]

*"Chase" Was Completly Deleted* And Thats The Joke!

[@ThrawnOrdova]

CAN'T SHOW KICKING A CAN, THAT'S THE ULTIMATE IN VIOLENCE

[@martinpareegol5263]

can you make the same video with fighting gold too pls I would appreciate. Another cuestion, is it christian to let dio dont use a shirt, and in the other hand, let koichi's girlfriend showing it legs and abs considering that he is god?

[@joseguerrero8933]

well i think that dio showing his back without t-shirt is a reference to god showing whole his back to a moises, so, yes it is (sorry if there are gramatical errors, i am venezuelan and i am learning english)

[@danolix]

1:22 The most christian part 👌

[@lkdhno.1647]

KKK: let us even do it more interesting *skips smokey*

[@toshi2623]

1:12 It just looks like Jonathan wears his original clothes in one shot but puts on a jacket in the other shot

[@asdfdsasda]

How dare you show a magic *IT'S UNACCEPTABLE*

[@AlexandreBugado]

Also 3:36 Josuke threw a bag, that can fall on someones head and kill the person

[@Dis_plqy]

Ahh my Minecraft christan server is back.

[@whinok3467]

00:28 the power of christ

[@lakshmicaelum1110]

But Jojo beat christ 👍

[@FranciscocoElCoco]

Hombre, es parte de koichi me perturbo mucho xd

[@Kanradyne]

0:19 Thank you kind sir, for allowing my children to not be corrupted by Satan. Kissing is against my religion.

[@cuponoodlez9107]

uHm. Id argue this is not Christian safe >:/ We are constantly shown Yukako's midriff. Talk about un-modest 😤

[@funnycat3415]

it's four in the morning, my house is fucking SILENT. the koichi pose,,, scared the everloving shit out of me. im sobbingnsn

[@wander7812]

"the new god has awoken" creeps me out

[@GhOwOst312]

Me too that was too long 😭

[@desert4902]

Sthuaroap

[@thischannelwasamistake9403]

Jojo's Christian Adventure 1. Non-Believer Blood 2.Christian Tendency 3.Bible Crusaders 4.Christianity is Unbreakable 5.Golden Rosary 6.Christian Ocean 7.Steel Cross Run 8.Christianity

[@春-q7g]

WAIT, where's joseph in stand proud?

[@sacrifice8353]

Giorno He's attack 😟 we can't let our good Christian boys face that, but I mean Joseph is like Jesus and Koichi's God

[@AviaryAssassin]

Hell for his adultry

[@mirabelkaaaa8728]

He's a dirty cheater

[@AmarillodelBosqueVerde]

As a Christian JoJo fan, this is what your average Karen would do to all the OPS if she had editing software.

[@robertlouiscamarena3594]

I like the fact how he didn't skip them pointing. ones it's rude and two its not Christian

[@isaac70784]

When they skipped the breakdown part in great days....it made me what to jump out an window

[@J.X_side]

Ned Flanders will be so proud for this!! Ora ora ora ora ora ora a Dios! :U

[@charon2588]

Plot twist: dio died because the joestar mansion had too many crosses that Jonathan decided to throw them at dio

[@ivangigliotti3693]

vampires aren't christian and neither are egyptian gods (2:26 - 3:33)

[@MikeDaddy]

This is what I needed right now

[@ismaziath]

Hamon, christ blood power Stand, saints of christianity

[@lasaniedecabrio5954]

"Didn't show smokey" hol up

[@PsydeON]

You showed Egiptian gods during Sono Chi no Sadame. The Inquisition does not approve.

[@PsydeON]

You are not funny

[@PsydeON]

@@geeseplei405 there isnt, i forgot to change accounts

[@barbietube4714]

0:43 i cant believe he cut off the black dude😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@szczesliwekomunikacjeladow383]

*Deletes Chase because chase is not an opening. it's a murder to openings*

[@NeonGeminis]

You really went out there and removed Smokey XD

[@bruoh-o2r]

I like how chase is literally gone, hate that one anyways

[@lunosol8914]

Proceeds to play almost all of bizzare town

[@Aaron-ub1qw]

Ony 1% of non Christian stuff exists in this vid

[@marcodsu]

3:40 my eyes burned the slight second koichi started moving

[@doublee7110]

Chase is just too good to be considered Christian

[@questionableone1522]

im fucking screaming so many jojokes are weaved into this concept

[@spidertron575]

HOLY MOLY IS THAT A JOJO REFER-

[@currentlybeingremade9706]

I love the Jojo part 2 OP and the balls bouncing against each other is an inuendo? ohhhhh... OHHHHH

[@r0ml0n24]

Should’ve skipped bloody stream

[@uhh.willow]

0:26 Johnathan is imbued with the holy spirit

[@alce31gaming30]

Minecraft Christian server

[@TheComicSans5]

Me: why only 99%? Koichi: *has Echoes ACT 1* me: oh

[@lemmyprime827]

Hentai

[@juliocesaralvesfernandes8158]

When Koichi posed, I could've sworn my cellphone was broken

[@neyte7313]

0:00 So you say Jolyne is an example for our Christian kids to follow? Do you know by the way what she was doing during part 6? And Giorno, oh my... After this disgusting episode with his partner Mista... How dare you?!

[@naufalmuhammad6011]

Giorno's healing mista, but i know that's a joke.

[@vOrbZv]

Bruh chase was entirely removed lmfaoooo

[@pickle3963]

My mum had to edit out the bad stuff for me and this nearly the same intros besides a few things tho part 4's first intro was the EXACT same so good job

[@CognitiveSc1ence]

This is fitting since it’s Good Friday today.

[@gamerkiddocody107]

So how Christian are you Piravac: *YES I AM*

[@jonathanc.5609]

*removes Chase completely Batta: Are we just A joke to you?

[@VladLoso]

That 1% is for not cutting out those hot gods out

[@Kontoru218]

yall gonna ignore the skipping of the black kid in op 2? Im dead

[@roaringthunder115]

Can’t believe you showed the scar DIo has separating his head from Johnathan’s body

[@jam9484]

1:12 Okay that lowkey looked kinda cool

[@crmelly]

IT’S GIORNO’S BIRTHDAY SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY I WILL COMMENT ON EVERY JOJO VIDEO POSSIBLE TO LET YOU NUMBSKULLS KNOW

[@RidaksonGamer]

Okuyasu cant even kick the flicking can holy JeSuS

[@gonfreecss3893]

Smokey got cutted YOU RACIST! xD