Jojo All Star Battle: Joseph "Your Next Line Is" Quotes (Subbed)

[@DunkelMort]

Joseph: Next You're Gonna Say, WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY DIO: WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY DIO: *GASP*

[@bstaxxalot]

ZA WARUDO 😂

[@ozziebikes]

WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@pinglebarry851]

Jojo cars adventure

[@Scorpio-mq9dk]

Darkness TM I read this as it happened

[@husky144]

Triggered

[@unicrown_]

Joseph: "Next you'll say: Yes I am!" Abdul: *literally agrees*

[@jeejjaaj]

*YES I WILL* no wait

[@ivanmoreno825]

he says tsk tsk, like hes sayong he wont but then *"Y E S I A M"*

[@milangato]

I literally cracked up

[@pitayau]

*INHALE*

[@timsoup204]

If that's the case, Abdul figured out what Joseph was going to ask so when Joseph asked if he will say "Yes I am" he would say that he was going to say it.

[@Kohdok]

Joseph: Next, you're gonna say "OH MY GOD!!" Old Joseph: No I'm not, you little brat, I invented that trick! Joseph: EH?!

[@ultimaT]

More Like Joseph: "Oh No!

[@Zagstrak]

Joseph: Next you're gonna say "Next you're gonna say" Old Joseph: Next you're gonna say "Next you're gonna say" Joseph: Next you're gonna say "Next you're gonna say" Old Joseph: Next you're gonna say "Next you're gonna say" And they go on until they even stop thinking.

[@SilverRay85]

Zagstrak just like kars

[@DuskChill]

Kohdok Joseph: Next, you're gonna say "OH MY GOD!!" Old Joseph: No I'm not, you little brat, I invented that trick! Joseph: OH MY GOD!!

[@ignisvis8867]

Joseph and Old Joseph: Next, we are gonna say "MIGGERUNDAYOOOOOOOO!!" Joseph and Old Joseph: MIGGERUNDAYOOOOOOOO!!

[@KingDom.mp3]

2:38 Mista sounds like he's trying really hard to remember exactly what Joseph told him to repeat.

[@アレクサンダー-y4r]

Lmao

[@thepeopleonthecouch2928]

Joseph: Next you'll say "next you'll say!" Joseph: Next you'll say "next you'll say!" Joseph: Next you'll say "next you'll say!" *Eventually, Joseph stopped thinking*

[@aceval004]

Joseph.exe has stopped working 😂

[@thisaccountisoffline3928]

CollabX No

[@Stoplookingathatistolethis]

Is GER doing this

[@tsukasa9838]

@@Stoplookingathatistolethis probably yeah

[@save_zawarudo]

to yu

[@justoneguy2487]

3:04 Joseph gargling marbles: Dojyaaggggn Valentine voice as clear as mineral water: Dojyaaaaahhn

[@Johnx3m]

Except mineral water is not really clear.

[@biel_3858]

Jøhnx3m that’s the joke bud

[@tomlyne4305]

Funny Valentine's was so sexily smooth and Joseph sounds diseased

[@Snoopdog2034]

More like gargling clacker volleys

[@doubleoof7907]

Lmao

[@mirko7767]

Joseph: *Predicts random character next line* Random character: *Fucking recites the bible* Also random character: *[CONFUSED GASP]*

[@srblackhat1]

*Only Pucci do that*

[@mirko7767]

@@srblackhat1 What the fuck is a Pucci mate

[@mayleneabaga74]

@@mirko7767 I see someone hasn't read the manga.

[@mirko7767]

@@mayleneabaga74 Not yet, i finished part 5 recently, and started 6 reading the manga

[@luiginerd4productions658]

@@mirko7767 Nice save.

[@megansheldon8196]

3:04 THE WAY HE SAYS "Dojyaaa~~n!" HAS ME IN TEARS-

[@ballin342]

DOJYEEEE~~~~N!

[@AshleyBeeidk]

Doj-*throat melts*

[@lagspike7763]

The delivery is so wrong but I still love it

[@pokemonwilliams2176]

700th like

[@markermanbfdi]

dojYEEEEEEEIN

[@whey8028]

everyone gangsta until Joseph tells them their next line .

[@CoolFennekin]

@@gyutarogaming917 HUH??

[@Abdega]

Unless you’re Giorno, Then you’re *Gang-star* until he tells you your next line

[@sepi5639]

@@gyutarogaming917 Wha-

[@Jester4460]

Your next line is "shut the FUCK up" to you

[@eugenest]

@@Jester4460 shut the FUCK up wHAT?!

[@mscup8814]

Diavolo: Has the ability to see 10 seconds into the future Joseph: " *Imma bi-pass this man's whole stand* "

[@LuminousLead]

billy loman Sounds like Joseph has epitaph too, in so much as it applies to enemy taunts XD

[@putinpunhere]

So that's the same type of stand as Hermit Purple... *skips time*

[@danygamer6684]

By pass*

[@the_legendary_fuhrer]

@@putinpunhere well i mean hermit purple can make spirit photos and epitaph can see 10 seconds into the future.

[@SuperToadCrewNo]

@@the_legendary_fuhrer holy shit ur right

[@yoseiisindahouse]

joseph clearly read the manga

[@emperorskulls]

+SparkleFox Copyright wouldn't let him read Superman, so he might as well read the manga.

[@MrSafior]

+King Kamina Now you talking aboot, how Joseph can read Action Comics several year before is realaesse, since part 2 take place in 1938 and the plane scene was a flashback from several year in the past ?

[@emperorskulls]

MrSafior Yeah. There was a scene with Joseph where he was reading Superman on a plane, but due to censorship, in the anime version he was reading a volume of Baou instead.

[@MrSafior]

King Kamina I know but how Joseph can read action comic several year before his release ?

[@Drakkona123]

Joseph predicted all the lines in the comic. That's how he got an issue.

[@dekucake]

3:04 I love how guttural Joseph sounds trying to say it, and then Valentine is like "no no no, you say it like THIS" and falls for the bit just so he can prove something to Joseph.

[@Muffinmurdurer]

Next you're gonna say: "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."

[@stupidgamer201]

Kira: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. Kira: *GASP*

[@shyalmi7245]

To iu!

[@auugh43546]

C h e w

[@thisismyfirstusernameimade3007]

Muffinmurdurer Next you're gonna say: "What a beautiful Duwang" Toyu!

[@Andre-to1oi]

Naniiiii

[@CatCatCat19]

Joseph: Next thing youre gonna say is "Whamu" Whamu: W H A M U

[@abromk1997]

Not DIO hey wassub dog

[@xipin5334]

Whammu is a pokemon confirmed

[@CatCatCat19]

@@abromk1997 pls dont touch me

[@abromk1997]

Not DIO we cool we cool

[@markv6724]

Joseph:Next you're gonna say is salad ceasarina toyo! Whamu:SALAD CEASARINA *intenses gasp*

[@italokauan1873]

The real power of *Hermit Purple* is read the manga left to right,like a real American

[@TaosoftheVoid]

You.....I like you

[@SasukeeUchiha]

joseph is british

[@BushSage]

@@SasukeeUchiha and he lived his days in America, and acted like an American soooo... essentially American

[@travismccallum5738]

Bush Sage born in america means american. American is not a race.

[@liamwithers4959]

Your god damn right thats how my hermit purple works, through the power of America

[@murzius]

My favourites 0:49 Jolyne 2:04 Gyro 3:04 Valentine 3:24 Avdol 4:34 DIO

[@Malevolent_being]

my is valetine

[@windandfireproductions5358]

Mine is him vs himself

[@boykisserreal]

The mfing Dojyaaa~~n! Makes him sound like he’s doing a Diego impression (because he sounds like a mfing dinosaur)

[@Burak-gg4qv]

WRYYYYYYY

[@Burak-gg4qv]

Joseph WRYYYYYY nice

[@алёна-ъ6ь]

0:12 they should do this like this: Joseph:next your gonna say "That's my line!" Joseph:That's my line!

[@samuraijackoff5354]

They should just cut each other off then say the same line at the same exact time and get confused.

[@blackieechan6215]

And they do that until the game crashes

[@SF3L]

Joseph*surprised pikachu face*

[@thebiolibrary5572]

Next your gonna say “Next your gonna say TOYU!” Toyu! Next your gonna say TOYU! AGH!

[@Menacing-Mercy]

Both: *Surprised augh *

[@jackalvonstone250]

Joesph: "Your next line is, 'Arrivederci!'" Bucciarati: "Arrivederci!" And then they both walk away having said their respective farewells.

[@chidubemmo]

If you don't get it Arrivederci means "Goodbye"

[@luigiolivero4717]

A good italian based jojoke

[@rwholemilkisgood5050]

Luigi Olivero people who actually say jojoke, are boomers trying to fit in with the kids

[@luigiolivero4717]

@@rwholemilkisgood5050 i'm seventeen

[@rwholemilkisgood5050]

Luigi Olivero *SHAME*

[@crinnp]

Joseph saying "WRYYYYYYYY" is now my favorite thing on this very Earth.

[@Mista3456]

Seem very like heritage for the future wryyy

[@froof]

*_RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEH_*

[@gman4736]

Timestamp?

[@ivan-ep1gc]

Grant Strader 4:34

[@temporaryhalfdecentname8452]

Crispy 4:35 REEEEEEEEEEE

[@AD_Nelson]

2:54 His impression of Pucci is on point.

[@IvansBandagess]

Fr

[@TheBewenui]

Why Pucci white

[@strrgazrr8029]

@@TheBewenuiyou do know he’s just a dark skinned Italian right

[@kittsami]

@@strrgazrr8029 bro hes black 💀

[@strrgazrr8029]

@@kittsami ok explain how then lmfao, literally tie it into Weather and Enrico’s backstory too at that

[@gentaillahi6153]

Joseph: Your next line is: "Jojo, this is my last hamon. take it!" Caesar: JOJO, THIS IS MY LAST HAMON. TAKE IT!!!!! Joseph: Huh! SHIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@KYNGA100]

This sentence unlocks a special rock falling from the sky.

[@darksonicyt5430]

Genta Illahi “after Caesar says this” Your next line is. SHIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@oxygen_or_something]

@@darksonicyt5430 SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ...!

[@teachhimself]

Oh no my salad

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

Yare yare dawa...

[@ultra2738]

Joseph: “Your next line is... ZA WARUDO” Dio: “ZA WARUDO!!!” Also Dio: *GASPS IN TIME STOP*

[@ВАЛЕНТИНАКАЛМЫКОВА-н8т]

Joseph:Hamon ZA WARUDO!

[@petrospago3515]

i can imagene the world himself gasping

[@ii7mdj_353]

Ikermeny 😂

[@diobrando3714]

He got me good tho

[@atomiclasagna]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD

[@silverus3617]

valentine: "dojyaaaan~" joseph: *_"DOJAAAAYAUUGGHHHH"_*

[@SeuSav]

Dow-Jaaaaaaaaahnn

[@derpscout1836]

HUGHH

[@Rockpusher69]

It’s a cry for help

[@mitsunikisdiary]

it made me scream and laugh like crazy, bro

[@spugoge915]

It’s so phlegm-y

[@kakkoiborri8511]

I love how the Okuyasu VA has never changed between any Jojo content hes in

[@dysfunctionaltree]

bruno’s va has like never changed even since the giogio’s bizarre adventure game

[@nathan900130]

@@dysfunctionaltree False, Takahiro Sakurai voiced Bruno back in the ps2 game. Now he voices Rohan. Yuichi Nakamura, the current voice of Bruno, used to voice Anasui in this game and Eyes of Heaven

[@shinkenger2011]

Okuyasu’s VA was playing him before the Phantom Blood anime started, fun fact.

[@maybe-arch]

@@nathan900130 Diavolo eoh voices Kira/Kotaku in anime

[@ttroyscarrlett]

I can imagine the voice actors just recording a bunch of gasps and Joseph's voice actor having to say every single damn line JUST for this. You see, they DO love their fans.

[@ttroyscarrlett]

@TrainerblueTube honestly

[@wyvern5890]

@@chaos_blue1089 cheese doesn't exist

[@aromorguy]

Yeah who cares if this game isn't the best... it's a jojo game..

[@viniciusespindola7238]

@TrainerblueTube every bandai game.

[@rboris5290]

4:34 DIO is so loud with his WRYYYYYYY that he mutes the background music

[@TeleTrenta]

@ wŕrrrrrrrrrrrry

[@jotarokujo6048]

Too bad the old man got fucked by dio I ended up beating the shit out of him

[@NihilisticSnake]

That part of his theme was pretty quiet anyway

[@oO0jojo0Oo]

i love how wamuu just says his own name like a pokémon

[@slolilols]

I snorted at this

[@eww._.2962]

"Wammu" the piller pokemon, as tall as 197 cm and weighing 115 kg residing more commonly in an Aztec cave this pokemon has little to no friends and is friendly if your also a piller pokemon

[@silentium8837]

IKr

[@silentium8837]

@Shadow Dio シャドウディオ he got res'ed

[@rebeccatmeimei3643]

Wamuu Wawa muu wa muu

[@Glacial7]

Joseph trying to say “Dojyaaa~n” is amazing

[@jjbafan5731]

It just proves that only funny valentine is the only one that can dojyaaa~n perfectly

[@IBBY_YaboyEON]

@@jjbafan5731 I wish I could say it like Valentine his voice actor is very talented

[@kiryuluvr2781]

Nobody: Joseph: *predicts his own next line*

[@bruh-mx2hf]

Sugini omae wa: nigggaaaaz

[@theodoris]

Brother?

[@nathan24-_-2]

Beanslingin' Theo What the fuck, you have the same scene in your profile pictures lmao

[@TheLonelySkeleton]

"My next line is: 'To you!' " "To you!" [Gasp]

[@WiiSPMusic]

Joseph 1: Next your gonna say “Next your gonna say “Next your gonna say” Joseph 2: Next your gonna say “Next your gonna say “Next your gonna say” Joseph 1:Nani?! Joseph 2:Nani?!

[@zyibesixdouze4863]

I appreciate the interaction with Avdol. "Next you're going to say 'Yes I am'" "Yes I am" It's just how it makes sense and doesn't

[@dylancangie2161]

Zyǐ Bésixdouze if he set joseph up for that, why is advol surprised that he quessed his was his answer

[@HeartYgo]

its just works

[@MrParallaxFx]

Oh my God, I was *M I N D B L O W N*

[@Bongbongo]

Yes, I am.

[@someboiwhogivesadamn]

It's like King Crimson

[@KeewiiIllustrations]

4:34 “Next you’ll say.....WRRYYYYYYYY!” “WRRRYYYYYYYYYY!” *_music stops_* “!!-“

[@ZidaneAmarullah]

Because the *STANDO PAWAH*

[@marcogiordano9359]

Plot twist: he stopped time to realize what happened

[@disgal6235]

So dramatic

[@foxyanaandpals3685]

*666*

[@muudy4428]

@@marcogiordano9359 Plot twist: Joseph was the one who stopped time

[@chnjon6602]

I love how Zeppeli’s “huh” sounds like he’s more confused then cautious of Joseph

[@mysterioso2006]

Joseph's WRYYYY gives me life.

[@jamiwami7280]

mysterioso2006 his hee hee was awesome too

[@NoaAlti]

mysterioso2006 joseph:next you're gonna say WRYYYYYYYY! DIO:WRYYYYYYYY!

[@MayaMreow]

Same here lmfao

[@BuckShot456789]

WRRRRRRYYY

[@astolfoapocrif3742]

mysterioso2006 Yay time WRYYYYYY 3:34

[@downyfabricsoftener8790]

5:40 Joseph: speaks so fast that the audio cuts Shigetchi: says it as slow as humanly possible in the drunkest voice.

[@monsoon3220]

Lol that sounds funny

[@thattoastguy_7424]

Oh my

[@roshanyuvaraj6771]

Perfectly cut screams

[@patrickstar3593]

@Guido Mista 4

[@Swagtfiy]

@@patrickstar3593 *Mista* *has* *left* *the* *Chat*

[@mambagem]

2:19 Joseph: next you're going to say: WHAMUU whamu: WHAMUU *gasps in whamu*

[@lazyliongames5858]

Hello donut

[@CracAintWack]

*ᗯ ᕼ ᗩ ᗰ ᑌ ᑌ ?*

[@yippee7357]

He sounds like he has a sore throat

[@tanushparth8711]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pizzatime4024]

*confused in whamu* *tells others about to in whamu*

[@lyxia.3258]

3:19. The way kars says "huh?" is so funny for some reason lol

[@zentron0]

Joseph: next you're gonna say "ZA WARUDO" Dio: .....ZA WARUDO Joseph: oh shi-

[@adamtaurus7840]

XD

[@chizeeww]

*oh shit not dis time again*

[@赵李木]

t.

[@LordArbiterThermite]

OH MY GOD

[@mementodespair9067]

Zentron Animations Joseph: *Suddenly bashed into a wall*

[@miqeriunofficial2946]

1:05 Joseph: Next you're gonna say, Hey baby! Zeppeli: Hey baby! Zeppeli: *GASP*

[@miqeriunofficial2946]

Momin Shah I know right. Daddy Zeppeli needs more love and attention 😤😤😤

[@dontworryboutme3734]

Dio is better

[@dontworryboutme3734]

4:34

[@dontworryboutme3734]

@Momin Shah "It's" ?????? I'm talking about a character and u call him "it" *AM TRIGGERED*

[@dontworryboutme3734]

@Momin Shah Oh, sure but I like Dio's better

[@pspten1]

Joseph: ""Next, you're going to say: "Hey that's my line!"" Joseph: "Hey that's my line!* Joseph: *gasp*

[@derrickalobou9492]

GIORNO: THIS IS SUCH WITCHCRAFT!!!

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

WAMMU!

[@mkz_jyn]

True...

[@SwordlordRoy]

Joseph: *also gasps*

[@filipecarvalho9937]

Hehehe

[@torpedo927]

Joseph: "Next you're gonna say" "Whamu" Wamuu: "Whamu" **Wamuu was in a shock of his life**

[@TheAtemAndrew]

Shocked him so hard he turned into a pokemon.

[@pelocho6881]

3:04 Joseph: **Deshydrated Dojyan** Valentine: ... Dojyaaa~~n! Also Valentine: *G A S P*

[@DariusGOLaru]

*fucking squiggly line ~*

[@joestone5167]

Joseph be like: Dojeueggh

[@mynx9252]

Dojyaaa~~n

[@thenot-so-lamebird.844]

DojyaaEEUUGHH

[@farribastarfyre]

He was shocked by how crap Joseph's was

[@fight_and_die1573]

‘Your next line is: OK MASTA, LETS KILL DA HO BEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH’

[@justoneguy2487]

OK Masta let's kill da ho. Beeeeeetch! Nani?! S-H-I-T!

[@pitayau]

Seriously we need playable stands

[@r3h4b53]

Actually, is johnny joestar from ps3 version and koichi anime version

[@TsuyusPillow]

I'm 969th like niceeee

[@alexmaxlopez2861]

...

[@JamerG]

3:05 “The next thing you’ll say is...” _DOUGHJAAAEEAAAJHGN_

[@chrstina5]

Dojyaaaan~ *gasp

[@Glitchy2287]

Lol

[@Ithurts0024]

3:05

[@Meatler-p5f]

2:54

[@maikerudelun6419]

3:05

[@Crazy_Critter13]

I love how Joseph does little impressions of each of the characters while saying their lines

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

Dude, young Joseph was clever enough to get Kira to admit that he is Kira.

[@nuibaba280]

Damn

[@juanokug4]

@@brunofshr5170 wow Mood

[@hnxxtiny]

4:34 Joseph: Next you're gonna say WRRRRRYYYYYY Dio: WRRRRRRYYYYYY ... Confused wry

[@zzz43344]

Lol

[@REDtheblazian]

Dio: *DISTRESSED WRYYYYYYY

[@WeskersSunglasses]

444 likes? Mista is shaking

[@cesarcastillo7129]

Culon means person with a big ass in spanish. kulon is heard the same

[@doubleoof7907]

Lmao

[@qreues-alt7672]

4:36 I like how he says "WRRRYYYY" like how the HFTF Dio says WRRRYYYY

[@johnyk7167]

LMAO

[@birdedup]

*WYYYRRRREEEEEE* *UURRRRRYYYYYEE*

[@kio7320]

Reee

[@lorddio6701]

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!!! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@Graci_Is_Spaci]

Lmao same with the doujaan he sounds like hes swallowing a cheese grater

[@firstplayers396]

I didn’t see anyone talking about how joesph drops his joy for pucci and goes full out perfectly replicating his voice

[@IBBY_YaboyEON]

It’s Joseph my guy

[@ultra2738]

Joseph: “Your next line is... Omae wa mou shindeiru” Kenshiro: “Omae wa mou shindeiru” Joseph: “NANI?!” Kenshiro: “NANI?!” *BOTH EXPLODE*

[@Visceralx1]

Lmao i just said that 2 minutes ago how do you know--

[@ultra2738]

Coconut Jam Your next line is “Lmao I just said that 2 minutes ago how do you know-“

[@Visceralx1]

@@ultra2738 lmao i just said that 2 minutes ago how do you know-

[@Visceralx1]

@@ultra2738 *gasp*

[@frickutwistr19]

Ikermeny *gasp*

[@ichiroumayima6565]

Joseph in pokemon Joseph: Next you’re gonna say “... ...” Red: ... ... Red: *GASP* ...!

[@annoying_HK_guy]

Don't Forget Link,who is also silent XD

[@chinpowarrior5770]

That just literally force them to make some noice with the gasp

[@giovi9741]

Surprised screaming in silence

[@meynardmarco1359]

‎

[@couldbeusabaker7532]

Joseph Cornstarch wait. that’s illegal

[@TommyMG96]

"Next you're going to say "WRYYYYY"" I fucking lost it.

[@Gaafhahdrim24]

I bet he was going for the original with that one! XD

[@julpen3718]

Sanyo 1.0 The best for me is Avdol. Joseph : You next line is, Tchik Tchik Yes IAM. Avdol : Tchik Tchik Yes, Iam

[@asingularmen]

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@heavyguy4660]

Sanyo 1.0 Sugi ni omae wa .... to iu!

[@ZeroNingenPlan]

Gamer Victor you mean All Might's VA?

[@channeldeleted3651]

1:08 ohmygod I can’t stop laughing 🤣

[@georgeking3309]

Hey Baby!

[@BlackHero20]

Joseph : your next line will be "I Giorno Giovanna have a dream" Giorno : I Giorno Giovanna have a dream *a piano appears* Joseph : OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO

[@demerzel3798]

OH SHEEEIIIIT

[@derrickalobou9492]

OLD JOSEPH: SON OF A BITCH!!!

[@kybi123]

HELP ME OH MY GOD

[@akmask1258]

*OOOH MMMYYYYY GOOOOOOD*

[@archord6696]

NIGEDUNRAYO SMOKEEYYY!!!

[@ssjzack4730]

Imagine he tried to predict yoshikage Kira's paragraph

[@투루-l3e]

or valentine’s napkin monologue

[@thebiolibrary5572]

That would probably take up a whole chapter.

[@handmethatpochitussy]

@@투루-l3e doo doo doo dee daa daa daa

[@MorganEdgy]

Joseph: Next you'll say: "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone." Kira: ". . . no".

[@darkmatter4555]

1:27 Plotwist: Kakyoin is literally going to punch a baby

[@hostiusasinhostilityhostil7853]

-this is the timeline where kakyoin actually kills the death 13 baby-

[@queentsareena]

BABY STAND

[@akarithesilly.1989]

Feed shit to the baby

[@koramisu_guoba6826]

Why does it sound so sexual though 😂

[@Mat69420k]

*LaLi-hooooooo*

[@Oofof]

4:34 This Had Me In Tears 😭

[@musicisthefoodofthesoul]

Its even funnier in 0,5x where they just don't stop WRRYYYYYYing Or my humor is broken HELPPP

[@leshitheboy]

Been looking for this. I love you.

[@Growlingtummy2]

The next thing you'll say is: "I wish this actually worked in real life."

[@180223]

I wish this actually worked in real life. NANI!

[@rai_harn98]

I wish this actually worked in real life......HUH?!

[@geordonworley5618]

I wish this actually worked in real life...GAH!

[@darugosuenyo]

I wish this actually worked in real life...FUK!

[@NyErNiNjA]

I wish this actually worked in real life... EH?!

[@ashleysammet2484]

4:34 his "wryyy" kills me everytime

[@olgaromeromartinez7709]

ScarredStatic h its hilarious ngl

[@Contrexx47]

Look at the likes ya got

[@0iqgaming229]

4:35 *Dio's wryy in heritage for the future voice actor is joseph confirmed.*

[@syahajaib7809]

it sound like it but no

[@elispeed5078]

@@syahajaib7809 I think it was a joke

[@torch14000]

yeah when road roller

[@Snuvie]

It sounds like that one WRYYY from the ova or somewhere without the voice effect

[@Snuvie]

Nevermind i read it correctly finally

[@artexzzx]

0:00 for Jonathan 0:11 for Joseph 0:21 for Jotaro 0:28 for Josuke 0:40 for Giorno 0:49 for Jolyne 0:57 for Johnny 1:05 for Zeppeli 1:13 for Caesar 1:26 for Kakyoin 1:38 for Okuyasu 1:47 for Bruno 1:54 for Ermes 2:04 for Gyro 2:11 for Dio Brando 2:19 for Wammu 2:26 for Polnareff 2:38 for Mista 2:53 for Pucci 3:04 for Valentine 3:13 for Kars 3:25 for Avdol 3:35 for Koichi 3:52 for Akira 4:06 for Narancia 4:19 for Josuke (JoJoLion) 4:25 for Kira 4:33 for DIO 4:43 for Hol Horse 4:53 for Rohan 5:10 for Kawajiri 5:23 for Diavolo 5:37 for Shigekiyo 5:48 for Esidisi

[@Goldmight]

Joseph : your next line is " OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU" Kenshiro : OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU joseph and kenshiro: NANI!?!?!

[@mihaiioc.3809]

joseph: NIGERUNDAIOOO

[@JessDenhul]

And then they both spontaneously combust

[@lawyitkazuki5768]

@@JessDenhul which was josephs plan all along....meaning he wins

[@hassankhalid8917]

@@lawyitkazuki5768 he plans to die?

[@lawyitkazuki5768]

@@hassankhalid8917 no since it was his plan all along for them both to die hes no longer paradoxed so he doesent die

[@MizanSenpai04]

-Joseph found out that Kosaku Kawajiri is Kira Yoshikage -He discovered King Crimson's ability before Diavolo explain his own ability

[@muanims]

What madlad

[@coolgreenbug7551]

Next your going to say "This is a test, brzzzzt, don't you agree?" Diavolo's monolog Diavolo "Gahhh?"

[@Jester4460]

Cause he smrt

[@graveboi9710]

Joseph: your next line is “Korega Reqiuem Da!” GER: “Korega Requiem Da” GER: AH!

[@blakehd6131]

He read the manga

[@ErmacHZArfanH]

Next you're gonna say: Omae wa mou shindeiru Kenshiro: Omae wa mou shindeiru. Kenshiro: nani?! Joseph: Nani?!

[@Juan-ir2rh]

But he actually doesn’t die

[@mr.reaper3329]

Konstantin Demenko indeed. Now Pucci will have to restart it again.

[@jalter1361]

@@mr.reaper3329 these jokes

[@beanweeb5343]

Joseph kills him and makes him explode

[@yanwilyamk.p.664]

ErmacHZ - Arfan H. This comment is Gold

[@godmyhealer12]

1:26 "Alright, it's time for your punishment, baby!" Why do I feel like this is something Kakyoin would say to Holly?

[@josukehigashikata3533]

uh oh..

[@heitorzincleiton5071]

What the hell? That would be the most out of character thing for kakyoin to do

[@godmyhealer12]

@@heitorzincleiton5071 Clearly you haven't watched JoJo

[@heitorzincleiton5071]

@@godmyhealer12 I’m not talking about about the milf hunter, cherry licking kakyoin that the fanbase has in their headcannons, I’m talking about the real kakyoin, a loyal friend and companion that does everything he can to help his friends in their journey

[@panchote380]

@@heitorzincleiton5071 fr bro, JoJo fans are becoming more and more unfunny and annoying

[@dolardo-sama]

Nobody gonna talk about how Wammu literally just said his own name randomly in the middle of a fight and Joseph predicted that

[@yourmum2839]

"Wammu!" *fingers a car and its ac/dc*

[@DoctorFail]

Wammu is a pokemon. Didnt you know?

[@edgargaebolg9307]

Rock/Flying type

[@AlexRango]

your next line is: *WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*

[@adisonnanet]

+alex rango WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ... NANI?!

[@FishySwordfish]

+alex rango URYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@CarrolGhiacciolo]

+Mett the Filthy Casual Banana?

[@dcgitz]

*WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY* ...H-How did you know?!

[@ericknunez8069]

*WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY* *gasp* nani?

[@doubleoof7907]

Don’t mind me just making my own personal timestamps 3:04 Hilarious 14th of Febuary 4:34 DIO

[@MissRandomNomad0o]

I love that discount Funny Valentine synonym.

[@colefayard6049]

@@MissRandomNomad0o its probably a reference to filthy acts at a reasonable price

[@colefayard6049]

@Joaquin Saint no just how he put a synonym for every word

[@obscure_genesis]

or Atrocious Activities Completed At An Astonishing Discount

[@Noor-2099]

W R Y Y Y Y Y Y

[@kaiva245]

Kars’ “huh?” Was absolutely adorable in my opinion lmfao.

[@ahmadholmes20]

Jotaro: "yare yare" Jolyne:"yare yare" Holy: "I wonder where they got it from..." Joseph: uhhh...0:49

[@rescuerex7031]

*Yare Yare Dewa. Jotaro says Yare Yare Daze

[@rah8693]

*Yare Yare Dawa

[@alikia1728]

Jolyne is yare yare dawa and jotaro is yare yare daze

[@PunkZombie1300]

@@alikia1728 Holly's is "ara ara kimochi~"

[@pizzaman9859]

PunkZombie1300 🤔

[@ayden7252]

1:08 Joseph saying "HEY BABY" makes me really happy and i dont know why

[@somerandomchillpotato1991]

That "hey baby" was for me I'm his boyfriend

[@FireBlaze-kk1ls]

@@somerandomchillpotato1991 *Caesar is slathering his gloves with soap in the background*

[@joesephjoestar2107]

Joespeh hey baby is better than zepplins

[@V.A.N.E_Orginization]

@@somerandomchillpotato1991 YOOOOOO, WTF ARE YOU GAY!?

[@denjidenji9162]

@@V.A.N.E_Orginization they're a fan of jojos, of course they are gay

[@crooningtoon]

Joseph: Next you’re going to say: Bark! To you. Iggy: Bark! *Gasp*

[@scarybatteries5248]

Joseph : Next you’re gonna say “Did you actually think that I ,Kishibe Rohan write manga for fame or money? Rohan : But I refuse Joseph : Gasp

[@adityapathak5761]

Daga Kotowaru

[@quantumchickensoupgrassbig7567]

Underrated

[@ВАЛЕНТИНАКАЛМЫКОВА-н8т]

No no no you cant broke next line

[@ducklord8819]

5:23 Diavolo can predict the future, meaning he saw Joseph predicting his next line and still played along

[@ducklord8819]

@@alduinbb literally just watch the doppio vs risotto fight and you'll see that's wrong

[@Mitub3r.]

@@alduinbb Yes, he can

[@tinagodech8410]

That's actually kind of wholesome

[@thebiolibrary5572]

Technically Diavolo could do the same as Joseph, it’s just nobody will remember he said anything because nobody is conscious when he time skips.

[@ducklord8819]

@@thebiolibrary5572 he doesn't have to skip time to use epitaph

[@harley-wp6xt]

Joseph's WRYYYY was WRYYYYYYYYY-ly good.

[@aldric2252]

UREEEEEEEE

[@aldric2252]

yung venuz fuck just got the jojoke

[@ironpatirot]

It had me WRYYYYY-ling

[@gardisalim7048]

yung venuz just.. leave 😂

[@mrsfraudulentmarker5712]

666 likes

[@therealbean10]

The fact that they all sweat right after he says they're line really shows how intimidated they are

[@imzhai]

0:17 when Joseph realised that he has fallen into Joseph’s trap

[@minorcomet282]

But really tho, that impression is spot on. Joseph's VA is amazing

[@Anthony-Patton87]

@@7maldine it's literally so crazy how good that impression it almost makes me think that it's the same voiceline.

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

I think that actually happens and he's like "That's my thing!"

[@chromaticcobalt8358]

No it's Joseph falling into Joseph's trap, not Joseph falling into Joseph's trap.

[@friijolesLIVE]

Joseph VS Joseph

[@rachelscientia7228]

Joseph: WRRRRYYYYYY Dio: WRRRRYYYYYs back in shock 4:34

[@tommynson440]

1:39 i hoped than okuyasu next phrase was "OI JOSUKE A GUY IS DOING A FORESIGHT MAGIC TRICK"

[@kirbgaming8192]

Tommynson IMMA USE *ZA HANDO* TO DELETE THIS POST

[@tearusmidnight313]

It has me dying the minute 5:40 The way Joseph line just got perfectly cut lol.

[@AlexG_lover]

2:53 has no one noticed how almost exactly Joseph sound like pucci

[@thatkindofboi9955]

and that is really cursed lmfao

[@ToppCuber]

Hundredth like :)

[@shockmaster0792]

@@Ligrev001 interesting

[@holyspirit2233]

Sugibro is the best impersonator

[@StarPowerVA11]

Oh my god he did

[@shinkenger2011]

0:14 dude, Sugita’s such a good actor, that impression was freaking spot-on

[@goonisaur175]

I can't stop wheezing 💀 🤣 😂

[@billysutherland5890]

Idk. Sugita as Joseph did a pretty good job too...

[@pistachio_stick]

i know right? hes so cool

[@slamaloxpiece]

I can definitely agree with this Such a good impression- it gives me tingles-

[@vitaleriof]

I got chills from how perfect it was *bloody* beautiful

[@snubcube]

4:34 Joseph says wryyyyy

[@pizzatime4024]

He sounds like a lion

[@mrditkovich610]

Lol

[@KoroPSI]

It's so cursed

[@TheWeasel813]

the way he said it sounds like Dio’s from Heritage for the Future

[@whtthedogdoin6883]

@@TheWeasel813 it does

[@guri9528]

Diavolo: wha- Joseph: "Your next line is..." King Crimson: **stopped working**

[@Cairo40000]

Alternate title: Joseph trolls the JoJoverse

[@i.fe-ssbu6622]

*Underrated.*

[@ocim525]

4

[@Cairo40000]

@@ocim525 green donut

[@Cairo40000]

@omatsu Water

[@c-moon3799]

Including us

[@yeoboseyoitsrebel-metaloid]

0:18 congratulations, you played yourself.

[@SleepyMook]

Yeoboseyo, it's Rebel-Metaloid! It should’ve been. You’re next line is “You’re Next line is”

[@Joker-tf8xs]

Codermations Ahh you beat me to it.

[@Vandarte_translator]

@@SleepyMook that would be an infinite loop

[@Orangeyouglad870]

Love your pfp, great show

[@TBrizzle01]

4:33 Your next line is, "That's what I was looking for!"

[@chadkingoffuckmountain970]

thank you

[@ironmaster6496]

HORY SHIEEEEET IT REALLY WAS

[@mochibobochi]

m-masaka...!

[@anasen3060]

WRYYYYYYYY

[@fl00fydragon]

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@midane6376]

Nobody: Josheph's dojyaaan : *demonic screeches* (3:04)

[@mosengteroosss5485]

Joseph: "Next you're gonna say "Read More" Toyu" System: System: *_Nani!!_*

[@Textopthatoneawkwardperson]

THIS COMMENT IS UNDERRATED

[@chumbuckettrashnoob6507]

Haha noob it says les mer

[@nevzky5850]

Too bad I'm in different language, HA!

[@NoirBoyssss]

wtf :v

[@Alex-uq1el]

Sugini omae wa “THIS COMMENT NEEDS MORE LIKES!” Toyu!

[@neko-kun4356]

I know that when this came out the stardust crusaders anime hadn't come out yet which is why the voices are different but when Joseph predicts Kakyoin's next line at 1:29 he sounds more like Kakyoin than this Kakyoin does

[@thederpysquidlum2237]

Neko- kun damn your right

[@ashleey9100]

:o

[@THExRISER]

3:30 The funny thing is that Avdul is a fortune teller.

[@bluehammermidget6728]

5:23 talking about predicting

[@kalantomkinson1872]

Why did he gasp, he just said we was going to say “yes I am” and predicted it?

[@Jack_Woods]

_Next you're gon-..._ Avdol: _Why yes i am, look..._

[@Ali365]

The way Avdul said tch tch made me laugh

[@drew8324]

J wait is this funny cause Diavolo can erase time and Jospeh predicted a man that can erase the moment of your predictions?

[@weatherreport15yearsago8]

joseph: next you’ll say; **line** enemy: **says that line** also the enemy: :o

[@foldabotZ]

The laugh Joesph makes just before he predicts their lines shows how much he's enjoying trolling them.

[@baman7041]

Diavolo must’ve shat his pants for a second thinking that Joseph had the same ability as him lol

[@alvianekka80]

So this is the same type of stand as King Crimson

[@jackmoseley4959]

HERMIT PURPLE:KING CRIMSON EPITAPH!

[@JL-nu6hq]

I like how Joseph even mimics most of the accents of them whenever he predicts the next line

[@knightmare3228]

2:56 that Pucci impresion is spot on.

[@awesomebrogamers3]

5:12 Joseph found kiras identity faster than stray cat

[@overtlyblonde9848]

It seems like something joseph would do

[@vixogarces6829]

Only if Joseph was young in part 4

[@overtlyblonde9848]

@@vixogarces6829 yeah

[@josephjoestar377]

@@vixogarces6829 only if he was old he can punch a camera you win some and lose some

[@exe5880]

Bite the dust activated

[@queentsareena]

Can we just appreciate how Sugita mimics and impersonating all the character's voice and adding the personality of each character, but still managed to do it using Joseph Joestar voice? That's Sugita Tomokazu for you

[@KattyKole]

Yeah He really went all out.

[@Cdoggle]

Honestly for a sec I thought Pucci was voiced by him

[@ayejay_fuentes5000]

Joseph's VA is best impersonator

[@dreamdesk7258]

He did really good with his Joseph impersonation

[@edgargaebolg9307]

He does a good impression of Showtaro Morikubo in real life too

[@betelgeuse4a]

"Next you're going to say, 'Hey, baby!'" "Hey, Baby!" ... **g a s p**

[@Douce1337]

I can't wait to hear the new quotes for the All Star Battle R characters.

[@hermescostello7324]

The Joestar interpretation of the Wrryyy at 4:36

[@doubleoof7907]

Sounds like the one from that old Jojo fighting game

[@trzer5672]

@@doubleoof7907 Heritage for the future, right?

[@doubleoof7907]

Trzer yeah

[@aperson7709]

wrYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is what I hear

[@lorddio6701]

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY