All JoJo stand profiles but really fast {ORIGINAL BY VIVA REVERIE}

[@xetra3245]

technically not a man in the mirror, technically not a hanged man, best 2 year wait for a joke.

[@k-boi420]

Tower of Gray: Not a tower. Super Fly: Not a fly.

[@Schizoidsafin]

@@k-boi420 super fly*

[@k-boi420]

@@Schizoidsafin Sorry.

[@Boboko-boboko]

@@k-boi420 Tower of Grey: Not actually a fly Super Fly: Not actually a fly

[@aimtoart2772]

@@k-boi420 As a bonus, Super fly has a grey color, Tower of grey has super speed

[@ThomatoSauce]

For those who don’t get Sale’s Kraft Work: Owa Daim is the name of the monk who oversees the Stasis trial in Breath of the Wild.

[@elveri_]

NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, IT CONNECTS!

[@urbainleverrier1]

Does the old man have the same power?

[@Shadowrayquaza27]

THANK YOU I played BOTW and still had no clue what the reference was because there are so many monks in that game EDIT: Oh shit and Sale was using Stasis on Mista's bullet

[@InfiniteGreninja]

@@urbainleverrier1 not really. In Breath of the Wild you basically download the ability to freeze objects for a limited time onto your iPhone and you have to use it to beat the shrine to get a treasure. The ability basically does exactly what Kraft Work does. If you hit the object it’ll gain momentum in a direction when you unfreeze it, the more you hit it the more momentum it gains.

[@v1ncecommunist274]

No body asked

[@uncannychmkn8188]

All the jokes can finally be seen when they're not all separated by episodes

[@crackheadengineer3716]

I could see them even WHILE seperated by episodes.

[@haelstrom101]

Especially "technically not a man in the mirror" Everyone was talking about technically not a hanged man though, which is the same joke but more obvious

[@arneshpal7702]

Only 2

[@L3X1N]

I really like the detail that Silver Chariot Requiem switched the narrator's voice for someone else's.

[@Ghiaman1334]

WOW I JUST GOT THAT OH MY GOD 'I CAN'T SAY I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE' IS SOMEONE ELSE SUDDENLY BEING THE NARRATOR OH MY GOD

[@DJWarwing]

Yeah I'm pretty sure that's Diavolo's voice

[@capejedi2048]

^ No it's Okuyasu

[@InfiniteGreninja]

She uses the voice she uses for DIO as the narrator. Probably uses the same voice for Okuyasu and Diavolo.

[@TokyoDrift456]

@@InfiniteGreninja she?

[@jackbots2665]

It took me seeing this video to realize that hol horse’s “GUN” description was used for bad company and Sex Pistols.

[@lunawohlmut4821]

I genuinely want Manhattan Transfer’s description to be “Helps with GUN”

[@anthonyatanasoff3703]

GUN

[@thesimpostor6251]

@@lunawohlmut4821 or FF's finger GUN

[@mistletoecanary]

@@thesimpostor6251 water GUN

[@jakethom2968]

And emperor

[@Tackyfication]

I actually took the time to read heaven's door In a short simplified way: only people who are perceptive to the manga get turned into biographies, josuke was immune because he wasn't

[@wolfherojohnson2766]

Actually he only didn’t because he was too angry to look at it/care

[@lexo632]

@@wolfherojohnson2766 Exactly, he was too angry to be perceptive of it.

[@wolfclaw719]

Josuke was literally blinded by rage so he couldn't see the manga

[@arkanote9062]

Literally "Face Book" in reverse

[@anuragsosa]

Rohan : Biography Josuke : Did you say something about my hair ??? 😡

[@beetzkidabop579]

0:44 “technically not a man in the mirror” 3:35 “technically not a hanged man”

[@shiningblade2083]

3:34 Just for the full clip.

[@bullet4459]

Also 0:15 "not actually a fly" And 2:57 "not actually a fly" I get they aren't technically the Right thing considering they dont swap, which I understand if you didn't comment it for that purpose, but honestly I think it deserves the mention

[@NyanTheFurry]

“Giorno Giovanna’s Golden Experience: Requiem; *NO* “ That’s what got me

[@bennythemonk]

I mean a basic description is punchy time reset boy.

[@raafiudinrafsanjani1958]

Can I- NO

[@jojo._.586]

Not funny, didn't happen

[@NyanTheFurry]

@@jojo._.586 But.. It DID happen

[@kastoridesbobur]

​@@NyanTheFurryBut... It DID happen

[@UzawaReisa1704]

Hanged man : technically not a man in the mirror Man in the mirror : technically not a hanged *MAN*

[@sugarhoneyicetea3040]

For the first one “But its like, invisible fire because it’s stand fire so only stand users can see the fire, also there’s 70 named attacks he uses with varying degrees of frequency- including like, there’s a compass thing he uses once and doesn’t really do anything and immediately after using- oh oops wait you’re not supposed to know that yet”

[@3takoyakis]

Thnx

[@Frank-rz9dd]

It says "You're not supposed to know that yet" instead of "You're not supposed to no that yet"

[@sugarhoneyicetea3040]

@@Frank-rz9dd fixed

[@Frank-rz9dd]

@@sugarhoneyicetea3040 Nice

[@disc1142]

King Crimson: Time skips forward by ten seconds, and he can see what happens in that ten second period before it happens, and, like, anything that happens in that ten second period doesn’t affect him, even though he kinda can influence things during it, like- i mean it kinda makes sense if you think of it as like, anything that would’ve happened in that ten second period DID happen, EVEN IF he was involved, which is how he can cut off Trish’s hand, but other wise nothing happens to him except for when it doesn’t. …Whaaat Wait so my King Crimson explanation doesn’t make sense after all?? Diavolo’s King Crimson: NEVER MIND!

[@disc1142]

@Hardhead456 oh right forgot about that

[@Ghiaman1334]

Idk 'Never Mind' is a pretty on-the-nose explanation for KC

[@Wulfspyder]

King Crimson: Causality is way to damn complicated.

[@justarandomalt255]

Giorno's golden experience requiem: *N O*

[@ToppCuber]

@@justarandomalt255 Scolipi’s Rolling Stones: Your density

[@BrightlyBurn]

"Yes the orangutan is the user. Yes the orangutan has a name Yes the boat is the stand OH MY GOD THE BOAT IS THE STAND-" The genuine fear-

[@Shocker_boi-model3.0]

No thanks.

[@memethief14]

Jolyne Cujoh's Stone Free : Super Elastic Punchy Girl Gwess' Goo Goo Dolls : It's rat season ! Jotaro Kujo's Star Platinum : Quota completed ! Jonghalli A's Manhattan Transfer : Aimbot but bad White Snake : C*m joke Hermes Costello's Kiss : Bastet but alone Alexander McQueen's Highway to Hell : If this guy is already bad, I don't want to imagine it into Detroit Emporio Alnino's Burning Down the House : Wait, I thought it was Florida, not California Foo Fighters' Foo Fighters : He's in water... Also GUN ! Mirashon's Marilyn Manson : D'Arby's joke Weather Report's Weather Report : Simply Piano Lang Rangler's Jumpin' Jack Flash : Technically not 0 gravity Father Pucci's White Snake : Nice joke ! Discs can work forever ! Wait, really ? Sports Max's Limp Bizkit : Crocodiles can stick on walls, you know ? Viviano Westwood's Planet Waves : Kars magnet Narcisso Annasui's Diver Down : Body slam Kenzo's Dragons Dream : Can't believe you drunk so hard you imploded Guccio's Survivor : Twitter D&G's Yo-yo-ma : Wait, so non-Stand users just see floatting trousers ? Green Baby's Green Grass of Home : WHY DOES EVEONe get so small ? Father Pucci's White Snake : That's the third power already !!!! Miuccia Miuller's Jail House Lock : Mista joke Ungalo's Bohemian Rhapsody : Copyrights garranteed ! Rykiel's Sky High : Stop going by air in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure ! Versace Donatello's Under World : Wow, you even managed to crash underground Weather Report's Heavy Weather : 7 pages explanation Father Pucci's C-Moon : T R E I C G H H N T I C A L L Y Father Pucci's Made in Heaven : Oh man... Emporio Alnino's Weather Report : ... Wait a minute !

[@brnchiggins]

These are gold XD

[@montogomery478]

Hehe Noice.

[@ПритуликВолодимир]

Dragon dream should have its manga explanation

[@lascrannon]

Imo GGD should be: Gwess' Goo Goo Dolls: Deja Vu?

[@kermit4036]

Pocolocco's Hey Ya!: The one true friend Boom Boom Family Tomb Of The Boom: Overexaggerated Magnets Mountain Tim's Oh! Lonesome Me: Sticky Fingers but rope? Oyecomova's Boku No Rythm Wo Kitekure: This is the 4th introduction of bomb related stand... and it's not the last. Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 1: When GUN is not enough Pork Pie Hat Kid's Wired: Beach Boy Dr. Ferdinand's Scary Monsters: * Jurassic Park Theme * Diego Brando's Scary Monsters: * Bad recreation of Jurassic Park Theme * Hot Pants' Cream Starter: Eat Shit and Fall of your hor- Ringo Roadagain's Mandom: Road *again* - OH that's clever Blackmore's Catch The Rainbow: Dark Blue Moon found a friend Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 2: Aimbot but good Sandman's In A Silent Way: Echoes Act 4 Tree's? Sugar Mountain: The Honest Woodman Mike O's Tubular Bells: Remember that one balloon dog you got from that street artist? Yeah.. Eleven Men Tattoo You!: Honestly second most confusing stand in this part Magent Magent's 20th Century Boy: Aquaphobia Kars Axl Ro's Civil War: The only thing this stand lacked was Vietnam reference Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 3: Never seen again Funny Valentine's D4C: (A paragraph) Dirty Deeds Done Dirt cheap is a stand that allows Funny Valentine to travel between dimensions when he's standing in the middle of 2 objects. The "who shot Johnny" scene is a great example because Funny Valentine made everyone travel between dimension for confusion in an attempt to turn them against each other. The stand can also bring people from other universes as well as items, if two same entities from other worlds collide the "merging sponge" effect happens causing the two targets to merge and implode. D-I-S-C-O's Chocolate Disco: Two people using this stand would make for a pretty interesting chess showdown Lucy Steel's Ticket To Ride: See Holy it wasn't that hard to manifest a working stand! Funny Valentine's D4C Love Train: *NO* ... U Gyro Zeppeli's Ball Breaker: If Greatful Death was a punchy-boi Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 4: Spinning Punchy Boy Diego Brando's THE WORLD (case sensitive): We've done this already

[@perrykv7312]

Just yo clarify, Heaven's Door is like a command block of minecraft

[@whatsyourpoint5417]

yeah, because it just says see a drawing. a line is a drawing. throwing ink into the air is a drawing. EVERYTHING IS A DRAWING

[@inkdragoon4547]

Kinda? I mean, Heaven's Door does actually have more limits than a lot of people realize. It can't just change the properties of a person (i.e. writing dead to kill someone or writing smart in Okuyasu to make him a genius), and it can't create new information. What it can do, however, is write commands that the person affected must follow and remove people's memories.

[@unkarsthug4429]

​@@inkdragoon4547It literally does though. Rohan writes that Koichi will be launched backwards to escape the alley when Koichi turned around early. His velocity is a property of the person.

[@inkdragoon4547]

@@unkarsthug4429 That falls under commands that a person must follow, not changing their properties or creating new information.

[@unkarsthug4429]

@@inkdragoon4547 The person didn't follow that command, Koichi simply experienced a force launching him backwards. If you look, his legs don't launch him.

[@MaladyKayjo]

My favorite is the moody blues one witch is actually the perfect way to describe that stand

[@someguywiththeotherotherna940]

"My favorite is the moody blues one witch is the perfect way to describe that stand"

[@goldxperiencerequiem]

Giorno Giovanna's Gold Experience Requi- *N O*

[@rosiesuwu]

@@goldxperiencerequiem I raise you: The boss's king crimson: Times skips-Except for when it doesn't Whaattt

[@thelivingglitch1371]

Can’t wait for Stone Ocean but Really Really Fast. I wonder which Stand will carry the “GUN” joke for that part?

[@ssneakyandfriends1626]

Part from white snake I don't know of any. And ws just would a normal gun, that's separate from the stand itself.

[@Zappa_boi]

Jolyne kujio's Stone free, punchie girl

[@Dom_The_Otaku]

Stand user Foo Fighters Stand name I forgot Fish finger *GUN*

[@thelivingglitch1371]

@@Dom_The_Otaku Maybe

[@lookatmyfacern]

@@Dom_The_Otaku foo fighters is the stand name

[@mhelm0225]

So if stands are a representation of someone's personality or fighting spirit, what kind of personality would you have to have to get a stand that kills you if someone looks at your back or traps you in a pylon for the rest of your life.

[@chaoscontrol2001]

a really fucked up one, i think.

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

I feel like you’d have to be clinically depressed to have a Stand like that

[@blindbeholder9713]

The canonical answers are: 1) An intense, life defining anxiety about being seen from behind. 2) An intense, life defining need to live off the grid.

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

@@blindbeholder9713 Shit dude, that's deep

[@Ghiaman1334]

1 - Anxiety 2 - Enochlophobia

[@trickstertwister612]

I love how Kc's second explanation, chariot requiem's explanation, and GER's explanation despite being simple and not technically explaining anything perfectly describe the actual stands. "NEVER MIND" works since KC is about changing the users fate, so essentially seeing that you're about to be stabbed and using kc to just "nevermind" that fate. chariot requiem swaps everyone's souls around which works for the explanation "I cant say i know what im doing here" bonus points since its someone else narrating instead of the actual narrator. GER basically denies the fate that will happen from ever happening, so "NO" is a perfect description

[@KingOfAllGhouls]

its a little late but, the chariot requiem explanation is wrong. “I cant say I know what im doing here” is said using his polnareff voice, just a small joke about the narrator and polnareff switching souls :)

[@remberforgor]

@@KingOfAllGhoulsActually, i think it's more Okuyasu than it is Polnareff, if i heard correctly

[@wingedbluj1674]

@@KingOfAllGhouls No, that's definitely her Okuyasu voice. Polnereff swapped with the turtle.

[@ShitpostingJoJo]

Y'know, I always thought Holly Kujo not being able to bear the power of stands was explained later in the franchise when arrows came along ._. like: *"Not everybody can manifest a stand, and sometimes people die trying ._."*

[@pokeymaster9415]

Does that mean a rat and a turtle and a baby can manifest it fine?

[@diegoidepersia]

@@pokeymaster9415 yes, and we even have a case somewhat like hers with Masazo Kinoto and his Cheap Trick

[@luckystriker842]

Honestly, it's still kinda sexist within the context of Stardust Crusaders because the female Stand Users that we see are all minions of DIO; Mariah, Nena, Midler, Enya. It's not only that Holly Kujo has no fighting spirit; there's an implication that "good" women don't fight.

[@diegoidepersia]

@@luckystriker842 yeah that too

[@ShitpostingJoJo]

@@luckystriker842 wait... you said it yourself! There's like 3 women who are powerful stand users in S.C! Enyaba's stand was even strong enough to kill an entire village and posses their corpses like puppets >> I feel like y'all are just nit-picking at this point ē_ē if anything, you could argue that all along the franchise, who gets a stand and who doesn't is picked almost completely at random ê.ê again, see the rat, the turtle and the baby. I'm just saying ê_ê holly's character was never portrayed as a confrontational person ē_ê and that could've very well been the reason she wasn't able to bear her own stand's power. Again, SHE DID get a stand, but she wasn't able to control its power, unlike the 3 other women in the anime that could. HOW IS ALL OF THIS SEXIST?! THE OTHER 3 FEMALE STAND USERS WERE POWERFUL AND CONFIDENT ._. SO WHAT GIVES???

[@JollySpider]

"Laser beam missed the memo" & "Dynamite missed the memo" on KILLER QUEEN AND STRAY CAT goes so hard.

[@lukandr3754]

2:28 Have you watched Cinderella? Ye-* BOOM *

[@AtomicGolem]

Yoshikage Kira's "Killer Queen": laser beam missed the memo

[@manyescoolDhamxhdeshds]

Yoshikage Kira’s “Killer Queen’s Sheer Heart Attack”: Killer Queen’s Hand’s Tank’s Heat-Seeking’s Explosives’s’s’s’s

[@bigboykyurem646]

Yoshikage Kira killer "queens bites the dust" I got you babe

[@razorwolfhardt4324]

Laser beam missed the memo. Jo-* BOOM *

[@hunterstjean119]

My favorite one is the talking head profile since it portrays the ability so accurately

[@matthewsusilo8698]

Tiziano’s Talking Head: IS A SHARK?!

[@hephsmith3738]

Come on, it's obviously a shark!

[@wormsign2637]

IT’S NOT A STAND THAT DOESN’T MAKE PEOPLE LIE!

[@mr.trophy0912]

​@@wormsign2637 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT

[@smnio5619]

THIS COMMENT SECTION IS COMPLETELY UNAFFECTED

[@xanderwardwell-gaw7472]

"Weird Feet Stand is real and it is CoMiNG fOr yOU!!!!"

[@V.C2024]

Jojo Fast (Part 3 in 5) 0:00 Stardust Crusaders 1:38 Diamonds is Unbreakable 3:10 Golden Wind Part 6 in 8 coming soon.

[@grey2753]

0:42 GUN 1:48 GUN(s) (but a lot) 3:24 GUN children

[@nightmare9930]

@@grey2753 Johngalli A's Manhattan transfer: GUN but far away also he can like feel the air and figure out where everyone is? Johnny Joestar's Tusk nail GUN Johnny Joestar's Tusk act 2 now he makes holes Johhny Joestar's Tusk act 3 noh he can enter holes Johnny Joestar's Tusk act 4 weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Josuke Higashikata's Soft and wet Bubble GUN

[@lpmatthews7387]

...what about 7 and 9?

[@Goodafternoongoodeveningandgn]

@@lpmatthews7387 part nine isn’t out yet

[@PrixtoTNT]

"Soon"

[@deletoblue6063]

Ghiaccio’s 4th Wall break still gets to me every time.

[@AtomicGolem]

"THAT'S NNOT HOW THAT WORKS!"

[@prodKayblez]

@@AtomicGolemglass breaking noises

[@WhoTookSaltyCabbage]

“Mad fold in” is an underrated one

[@PrixtoTNT]

I remember when I watched the Stardust Crusaders but really fast and I was like "ooh, tecnically not a man in the mirror, amazing reference" and when I watched the Golden Wind video it was just amazing to see the reference to Hanged Man back

[@MountainMemelord]

For Superfly, Cheap Trick, and Enigma, Viva Reverie posted singular clips of Thursday.

[@creepercraftguy5326]

I know but I thought this was funnier

[@JP-pm5hj]

@@creepercraftguy5326 i agree

[@MGSismyname]

"enyaba's justice" "sees where incorrect breathing, GETS Y-"

[@JoyBoy0606]

My favorite from each part: Part 3: "See where incorrect breathing GETS YOU!!!" Part 4: "GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN" Part 5: "When a mommy GUN and a daddy GUN love each other very much."

[@AtomicGolem]

So basically Enyaba's Justice, Keicho Nijimura's Bad Company, and Guido Mista's Sex Pistols.

[@SOJITZL]

The best part was that Aqua-Necklace was a fucking "Horse of water" joke

[@yagomizuma2275]

Hey that is my last name

[@Jeremy-ld9wt]

Explain?

[@yagomizuma2275]

@@Jeremy-ld9wt mizu means water and uma means horse

[@Ramsey276one]

@@yagomizuma2275 O M G XD

[@idkchannel-e8l]

my favorites: "Metal? ICK! AAAAAAAA" [the sound you make when you slowly say metallica] "Do you have the time, to KILL everything all at once?" [Basket Case by Green Day but Viva replaced the "listen to me whine about" with "Kill"

[@nathanrangel9216]

stand profiles in the beginning: can **insert attack here** and can also **insert strange fetishized ability here** but only sometimes 😃 stand profiles towards the end: *I GIVE UP*

[@jonathanschmitt5762]

1:25 So T. T. D'Arby is a tall hat guy? Alright.

[@uzumazin5099]

3:41 Explanation time! The reason why she said *“OWEEEOOO”* when explaining Mr. President’s ability to store people into the turtle is a reference to Re:Zero’s Call Of The Witch, which plays when someone unexpected happens.

[@linkstar072]

Like, actually? If so thats really cool.

[@furiousstudios4438]

She*

[@MariktheGunslinger]

It's a _Doctor Who_ reference; the turtle is bigger on the inside, like the TARDIS.

How obscure is that series?

[@Ramsey276one]

@@MariktheGunslinger COOL

[@alecxander9573]

I love how she just gave up explaining part 5 stands.

[@lexo632]

*She, Viva is trans :)

[@alecxander9573]

@@lexo632 oh, sorry! I wasn't aware 😅

[@thinkkirby9025]

really?

[@e.d.9420]

The amount of references to past videos (“technically not a man in the mirror” to “technically not a hanged man”) and to other media (Owa Daim, a monk in BOTW) and just the funny explanations (or lack thereof) for some of them is, in my opinion, what makes the JJBA “…But Really Really Fast” series absolutely hilarious

[@clodolcmidnights837]

“Technically not a man in the mirror” Now that’s what I call fiveshadowing

[@lucassmith4137]

I love the stand profile reader in Viva Reverie's Bizzare Adventure: (Yes, that is what I will call the seires from now on) Golden Wind. She feels a lot more alive & personality-filled than the stand profile readers in Stardust Crusaders & Diamond Is Unbreakable.

[@ULinkOtaku]

*She, Viva uses she/her.

[@santiagobarreraruiz7280]

thats what voice training does to you

[@santiagobarreraruiz7280]

also estrogen probably

[@moonenthusiast7860]

Ghiaccio's White Album -1° Kelvin Ghiaccio: ThAt'S nYyOt HoW tHaT wOrKs

[@Will_-it3mh]

Actually, Quantum mechanics allows this

[@docbeaks1752]

the quarter second clips before the cards makes it so funny to me

[@santiagogalan3832]

I love how she just reuses the *GUN* sound everytime

[@STAROCiDE]

Viva uses she/her pronouns.

[@marcatissimo3418]

@@STAROCiDE k

[@blazethegame]

*she

[@jakeb4569]

Predictions for the PHF Stands: Shiela E’s Voodoo Child: Everybody talks Cannolo Murolo’s All Along Watch Tower: oompa loompa doopity doo Massimo Volpe’s Manic Depression: crippling addiction to steroids Vittorio Cataldi’s Dolly Dagger: My damage? No, OUR damage Angelica Attanassio’s Night Bird Flying: Sharkboy and Lavagirl Vladimir Coqaci’s Rainy Day Dream Away: Hooked on a ffffeeling

[@lisandramariaurbano8413]

Also: Pannacotta Fugo's Purple Haze: Damn I thought I could skip this one- & SPOILER WARNING When they find out Cannolo lied about his ability WAIT SO HE LIED ABOUT HIS ABILITY?! Why don't more Stand Users do that?! Cannolo Murolo's All Along the Watch Tower: NEVERMIND- & finally- Pannacotta Fugo's Purple Haze Distortion: See where infected spit GETS YOU

[@-Wayla-]

Manic Depression should be: EVERYTHING'S WRONG Since it's opposite kind of Pearl Jam if I remember right

[@lisandramariaurbano8413]

@@-Wayla- lol that actually makes a lot of sense, it would either be Massimo Volpe's Manic Depression: Pearl Jam but bad OR Massimo could say "& I'll do absolutely nothing wrong" ... & then Massimo Volpe's Manic Depression: Absolutely everything wrong

[@reddragon8488]

I did not understand the Night Bird Flying

[@jakeb4569]

@@reddragon8488 dreams

[@MysteryEzekude]

During Silver Chariot Requiem’s profile, Okuyasu temporarily takes over for the Voice in the Sky due to temporarily having his soul in her body.

[@Mortimer_RS]

Morph Dirt Morph Mineral Morph Sand... Car I love The Fool. Also, both "NEVER MIND" and "NO" being jokes about KC and GER abilities being complex and actual good explanations of their abilities is great.

[@goombafang3210]

Morph face

[@francisfatta]

Morph- wait, he’s a what? Okay, hold on-

[@onnerus1GD]

Prediction for F.F's Foo Fighters: F.F's Foo Fighters: Morph bacteria...also, GUN

[@SeattleRBLX]

0:43 *GUN* 1:48 *GUN x64* 3:25 When a mommy *GUN* and a daddy *GUN* loves each other very much

[@erroroccurred404]

Tower of Gray: not actually a fly Super Fly: not actually a fly how are we still discovering jokes even though this has been out for years?!

[@christiannorton9400]

Foo Fighters: look I don't think Araki's gonna make an actual fly into a Stand

[@RaspberryMalina190817]

On another note, it's nice to hear the evolution of vivareverie's voice and narration :)

[@salvadorelastname9095]

Her delivery of "Trish Una's Spice Girl" and "Vinegar Doppio's Epitaph'" sound so pretty :,) 💛

[@rockmacher]

Jolyne Cujoh’s Stone Free: Punchy Girl

[@fnafplushultimate6792]

punchy girl oh and Spiderman basically

[@42billybob]

Jolyne Cujoh's Stone Free: If you want to destroy my sweater

[@ToppCuber]

Jolyne Cujoh's Stone Free: Punchy string... girl?

[@Raynotherebro]

Ermes Costello's Kiss: Multiply arms and legs go boom

[@ToppCuber]

Foo Fighters'... Foo Fighters: plankton GUN

[@inari8039]

Quick explanation for King Crimson: it gives everyone except Diavolo a massive lag spike

[@Alex_wav]

3:53 THATSSSSS 😡NOT😡 HOW THAT WORKS-

[@dragongames8565]

⚠️Part6 Spoilers!⚠️ *Jolyne Cujoh:Stone Free* *Punchy stringy girl* *Gwess:Goo Goo Dolls* *ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ᴶᵒˡʸⁿᵉ* *John Galli A:Manhattan Transfer* *Both Stand and Stand user are blind and he still can SHOT SOMEONE?* *Jotaro Kujo:Star Platinum* *Punchy Old Boi* *Enrico Pucci:White Snake* *Technically not a pale snake* *Ermes Costello:Kiss* *Jotaro would think this stand is very funny!* *Thunder McQueen:Highway to hell* *It will literally drag you to hell along with it.* *Empório Alniño:Burning Down The house* *That one stand that rohan HATES!* *Foo Fighters:Foo Fighters* *Wait..humans have 70% water in body?* *Miraschon:Marlyn Manson* *Drop a ball and lose your organs.* *Weather Report:Weather Report* *IT'S RAINING PHONES!* *Rang Wangler:Jumpin Jack Flash* *Imagine if he spoke spitting?* *Sports Maxx:Limp Bizkit* *Dead by daylight.* *Narciso Anasui:Diver Down* *technically not driving.* *Gucci:Survivor* *World War 3* *Viviano Westwood:Planet Waves* *Look! A shooting star! Wait, IT'S GETTING CLOS-* *Kenzou:Dragon's Dream* *His power is:explode your neurons from trying so hard to understand this stand!* *D an G:Yo Yo Mah* *Who's Joe?* *Green Baby:Green,Green Grass of Home* *You have a pineapple as an employee* *Miu Miu:Jail House Lock* *Alzheimer V2* *Ungalo:Bohemian Rhapsody* *Remember your anime waifu? I have good news!* *Rikiel:Sky High* *You know that one adult toys? Now imagine it how alive flying creatures.* *Donatello Versace:Underworld* *Dig the ground and find a memory of planes falling!* *Enrico Pucci:C-Moon* *I'M FALLING TO THE SKYYYYY* *Enrico Pucci:Made In heaven* *He can- (speeds up) wow,took an hour to explain this one..*

[@thelivingglitch1371]

These all fit so well

[@dragongames8565]

@@thelivingglitch1371 I had to watch an entire video of almost 40 minutes just for this comment, it was worth it.

[@anxious_sins9341]

Part 7 Spoilers Johnny Joestars :Tusk act 1 haha Nails got BRR Gyro Zeppeli: Ball Breaker SPEEEEEEEEN- Lucy Steels: Ticket to Ride Not Actually a ticket Mountain Tim: Oh! Lonesome Me what kind of fucking rope is thi- Dr. Ferdinand/Diego Brando: Scary Monsters * HIGH PITCH DINOSAUR SCREECH * Hot Pants: Cream starter It's just silly string but it's.. Pepper Spray? Funny Valentine: D4C * insert American quote * Sandman: In a Silent Way big woosh Johnny Joestars: Tusk Act 2: Now, it really hurts, Boomboom Family: Toom of the boom 1 2 3 i just... i just don't understand Oyecomova: Boku no Rhythm wo Kiitekure It's Like Killer queen Pork Pie Hat Kid Wired: OH GOD THOSE ARE NOT FISHING HOOKS- Johnny Joestar: Tusk Act 3 Now We're thinking of portals? Blackmore: Catch the Rainbow rain rain go away- Giant Tree Sugar Mountain: Wait.. the tree is a stand user?! Eleven Men: Tatoo You! You know that harry potter movie where the main villian is in the back of the professor's head Mike O.: Tubular Bells it's like a giraffe Magent Magent: 20th Century Boy: how the f- Axl RO: Civil War PTSD is tough man Chocolate Disco: D-I-S-C-O EVERYBODY DANCE NOW- Funny Valentine: D4C Love Train Haha, get reflected noob Johnny Joestar: Act 4 Punchy Spinny Boy Diego Brando (Alternate): The World it's stupid that it can only freeze time for like. 5 seconds.

[@dragongames8565]

@@anxious_sins9341 Thanks for do It for me,also, that's amazing

[@momoshikiotsutsuki2669]

What about part 8??

[@wastelandlegocheem]

0:43 the super short clip of Emporer out of context AND he shoots it is so fuckin funny

[@kaplooeygames8515]

The one instant of episode after each one really ties the presentation together

[@zedbags]

4:35 yeah pretty much

[@joshuaruss2386]

A SNAKE HEAD EATING THE HEAD ON THE OPPOSITE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[@teamcyeborg]

I love how you can hear her voice rising

[@psychicjellyfish9466]

I like that once you get to part 5, Viva completely gives up on any stand anything resembling an actual explanation.

[@manyescoolDhamxhdeshds]

Mohammed Avdol Magician’s Red: Shoots fire.

[@AtomicGolem]

Joseph Joestar Hermit Purple: Punch a camera, see a naked man!

[@onnerus1GD]

Noriaki Kakyoin's Hierophant Green: I guess he possesses a body that one time but he mostly just shoots rocks

[@NotYourBreakfast]

Jolyne Kujo’s Stone Free: Punchy string girl Gwess’ Goo Goo dolls: Jolyne is now a furry?!?! Jotaro Kujo’s Star Platinum: THIRD TIMES THE CHARM! Johngalli A’s Manhattan Transfer: Aimbot but bad Enrico Pucci’s Whitesnake: Way too many different abilities for one stand. Also not actually a snake. Thunder McQueen’s Highway To Hell: Stop killing yourself! Emporio Alnino’s Burning Down The House: I dont like this one can he get a different one later? Ermes Costello’s Kiss: Ctrl C, Ctrl V. Foo Fighters’ Foo fighters?: Plankton GUN Miraschon’s Marilyn Manson: Miraschon will steal your liver in 3 days! Weather Report’s Weather Report?: This is a surprise tool that will help us later! Lang Rangler’s Jumpin’ Jack Flash: So he like spits on you and- *everything starts floating* WHAT Sports Maxx’s Limp Biscuit: Hehe flaccid pancakes. Narciso Anasui’s Diver Down: Diver Down isnt gonna be the only thing diving into Jolyne 😏 Guccio’s Survivor: Twitter arguement Viviano Westwood’s Planet Waves: Meteors? But I thought it was a cars magnet! Kenzo’s Dragon’s Dream: *insert 5 paragraph long explination on feng shui* D & G’s Yo-yo ma: So its like- YO MAMA YO MAMA YO MAMA YO MAMA YO MAMA *MAKE IT STOP!!!* Green Baby’s Green Green Grass of home: GREEN GREEN GREen green green ᴳʳᵉᵉⁿ ᴳʳᵉᵉⁿ ….. Foo Fighters Boiling Water Stand: Can beat GER Miuccia Miuller’s Jail House Lock: You forgor💀 Ungalo’s Bohemian Rhapsody: HOLY SHIT ANASUI KILLED PINOCCHIO! Rikiel’s Sky High: Goofy photo bugs Weather Report’s Heavy Weather: So basica-🐌 Donatello Versus’ Under World: How does the earth remember? It doesnt have a hippocampus. Enrico Pucci’s C-Moon: I O N P V E E R R A S T E I O N Enrico Pucci’s Made In Heaven: OK SO BASICA- Emporio Alnino’s Weather Report: Told you!!!

[@moronribbons5774]

Okay, I only realized the joke with Talking Head upon reseeing it in this and I have to say that's incredibly clever of viva.

[@mikelawliet4746]

4:15, you should have doppio look into the future to see his explanation first

[@evangelos4346]

Aya: "Have you watched Cinderella?" Yukako: *Killer Queen noise*

[@daboi6509]

I love how the moment ghiaccio finishes his sentence there is one frame of the car scene of him getting shot off the car

[@kaiky_3821]

Even though i watched the Part 3 a lot of times i was expecting GEB's description to be "Morph water"

[@NyanTheFurry]

I love how this is 4 minutes long, just goes to show how many stands there are in this series so far

[@SomeDumbKid1]

I just realized Talking Head made the narrator lie and say it's a shark

[@nikospace4355]

3:24 "When a daddy (GUN) And a mommy (GUN) love each other very much..."

[@maxwell4508]

In the infinite future. Wonder of U. Ever watched final destination? Yeah that.

[@LaSombraCR]

3:20 My favorito part

[@Bikercrash-uw3cc]

1:22 Daniel j. D'arby's orsiris: ( pokemon battle intro ) 1:26 Terrence t. D'arby's atum: O H T H A T ' S A B A S E B A L L

[@shyguygaming5397]

Here’s some I came up with for some of the Steel Ball Run stands: Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 1: Adorable spinny boy. Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 2: Robotic spinny boy. Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 3: Portal spinny boy. Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 4: Absolute murder man. Gyro Zeppeli's the Spin's Ball Breaker: Backgamon time again! Dr. Ferdinand's Scary Monsters: Turns people into dinosaurs. Diego Brando's Scary Monsters: I guess it’s his now. Pocoloco's Hey Ya!: He gives pep talks… that’s it. Funny Valentine's Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: First, we must talk about parallel univer- (Gets cut off by 2nd narrator): Funny Valentine's Dirty De- wait who are you? *text boxes come together and explode* Alternate Diego Brando's THE WORLD (case sensitive): Punchy Bo- hey, I’ve seen this one before.

[@agedstring]

Alternatively Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 1: Fingernail *GUN* Johnny Joestar's Tusk Act 4: Punchy Murder Man

[@lopopo2124]

I like how it starts off kinda saying what the stand is (silver chariot for example) and then it just formed into just jokes

[@Nyahahameha]

Huh, I only now realized that the Stands' names stop having colors in them starting with Hol Horse's Emperor.

[@crimsonking9882]

3:54 POV: when there is even the slightest misconception

[@AKM0517]

When NO! Is the most accurate description of GER's ability

[@F1areon]

I bet when she does SBR we'll get "Johnny Joestar's Tusk ACT 4- *YES* "

[@ChloeSunfloraVA]

I love this is basically a voice training comparison video for Viva given her voice for these changes DRASTICALLY from Part 3 to Part 5

[@failing244]

I love how you still left out some parts of the profile ending and some of them make it even funnier.

[@the_puzzlest]

i just realized the narrator guy swapped voices because of the soul swap thing and thats why chariot requiem's description is "I CANT SAY I KNOW WHAT IM DOING HERE" because they swapped with narrator guy and have no idea what happened

[@ExplodingSteve]

4:30 i just got this part, the voice isnt him it’s someone else so hes asking “what am i doing here?”

[@UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl]

*Her. Viva Reverie uses she/her pronouns.

[@scottsepter]

​​​@@UndefeatableTwilightCatgirlWhile it is nice to have clarity for Viva's pronouns, I do believe they were referring to the fact that Okuyasu (I think) is the one speaking here.

[@UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl]

@@scottsepter They said "The voice isn't him, it's someone else" - as in "The voice isn't Viva, it's someone else". The "him" was referring to Viva here.

[@nukiradio]

I only just now realized that the "mommy GUN daddy GUN" joke uses the same "GUN" from Hol horse

[@F1areon]

the GUN sound clip is used for Bad Company, too

[@anthonysmith5825]

Yuya fungami's highway star, weird feet stand is real & it's C O M I N G F O R Y O U

[@Azurada23rd]

Jolyne Kujo’s Stone Free: Punchy String Lady

[@Twenty_Third_Nerd2347]

Honestly, 'NO' perfectly desrcibes Golden Experience Requiem's power

[@76254r]

Ciaccolata's Green Day "Do you have the time, to *Kill* everything all at once"

[@Khione3]

Yes the orangutan is the user Yes the orangutan has a name Yea the boat is the stand *OH MY GOD THE BOAT IS THE STAND*

[@hugsterjim2794]

0:43 1:48 3:25 Bringing out the big guns

[@kiwisprite3610]

These Stand Profiles basically sums up what the stand is also 0:43 *GUN*

[@scottcrabtree1066]

You could really feel his sanity slipping at the end there

[@tashkent561]

Her*

[@howgetsomething2327]

Yep her

[@Jeremy-ld9wt]

@MidnightSparrows WAIT A MINUTE-

[@morgana_the_cat]

@@Jeremy-ld9wt *15 years in the previously*

[@Nyahahameha]

Is it fair to ask, is she using a voce changer for the sake of anonymity or is it because she's trans? Legitimately curious, both about the question and about the fairness of asking it.

[@spookyjohn6543]

"Book that you read and nothing else" I never stopped to think about this

[@PHOENIX_FLY_]

The sun LOL

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

"LOL" "LOL" "LOL" *Glass breaking noises*

[@ToppCuber]

LOL

[@VanNessy97]

Lol

[@fnafplushultimate6792]

lol

[@navyblue8914]

lol

[@metalapplesus]

Everyone talks about the two year wait for the Hanged Man In The Mirror joke, but I honestly gotta hand it to Viva for the way Moody Blues was explained at 3:20, probably the most accurately- yet simply-explained stand in the series so far.

[@Taking2354]

Here's the time code if you don't want to watch the rest or you are lazy of seeing every stand in part x 0:00 Part 3 1:38 Part 4 3:10 Part 5

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

Viva's funniest bits are always when she says something the same exact way multiple times

[@avragidootisdumb]

Ghiaccio is so cool he got 2 screens and his own absolutely unique joke.

[@PossiblyTheRealSirSqualo]

I find it hilarious that everytime the eye catch bit ends there’s a single frame of someone screaming or talking

[@nialvessal]

Damn, no wonder it takes her forever to release these All of them are hilarious

[@joshuageldenhuys5917]

Technically not a fly : Tower Technically not a fly : super fly

[@gagejoestv2714]

0:57 when you pause around the sun part I’m not sure if that’s SteelyDan or someone else oh wait it is

[@curtisstone5108]

Some of the scenes after the stand descriptions may actually integrate with the descriptions. But just rewatching the originals works well enough... I didnt notice the quality change or change in background as time went on though.